Monster Musume: Everyday Life with Monster Girls (2015) s01e06 Episode Script
Everyday Life with Shedding and Egg Laying
1
The basic elements of cooking are the S's.
Sugar
Sweet
Sugar.
Naked Salt
Salty
Salt.
Fidget Fidget
Vinegar
Sour.
Soy Sauce
Ab-soy-lutely!
Soy sauce.
Glub Glub
Sauce.
Tonkatsu
Sauce
Okonomi
Sauce
It's miso, not sauce.
And the secret ingredient is burning hot
love for my darling.
Too hot?!
D-Do you need help, Miia?
It's fine!
I need to train harder than the
others in order to be your bride!
I'm on fire right now!
Well, you're gonna burn
the house down. Turn it off.
Starting today, I'll cook!
What better way to train to be a bride?
And then
I'm home, Miia.
Welcome home, darling.
Do you want dinner?
A bath?
Or me?
I'll have you for dinner in the bath!
You're so greedy, Darling!
Maybe?
That has nothing to do with cooking
Where are the others?
Are they still asleep?
Miia, the pot!
Hot!
Miia!
Species 6 "Everyday Life with Shedding and Egg Laying"
Miia, everyone makes mistakes.
Just keep trying.
I-It's okay.
I'm not worried about the cooking!
So, could you maybe
leave me alone for now?
This is awful.
What should I do?
I can't deal with this
with these hands.
What is this?
Paper?
Don't!
Ouch
You're shedding?
So lamias shed, too?
Is that why you've been so out of it?
I didn't want you to see
me while I was shedding.
With my hands burned like this,
I can't deal with it properly.
Huh?!
My shedding skin
Oh, you meant that.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, don't worry about it.
You're basically always naked.
For lamias, having someone see you
while you're shedding is more
embarrassing than being seen naked!
I can't really cook, clean,
or do the laundry.
On top of that
I can't even shed properly.
You're actually considering us for marriage,
and I can't live up to your
expectations. It's pathetic.
But I've never failed to shed before!
It's called imperfect shedding, right?
It often happens to snakes under stress.
Maybe living in a new
environment is stressing you out.
But you could get a skin
disease if you let it go on.
Huh?
Darling, why do you know so much about it?
I've been studying a bit.
Smith-san gave me advice, too.
Snake Ecology
Lamia ecology is similar to snakes'.
Use these to study.
As long as we're living together,
I owe it to you.
Darling!
So I'll help you shed.
But in exchange,
I want you to help me shed, too.
What?
Humans don't shed, do they?
We do.
Our skin peels off when we get sunburned.
O-Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Let me know if it hurts.
It comes off surprisingly easily.
Looks like I'm doing it the right way.
But
I-Innocent thoughts
Think innocent thoughts!
D-Darling
The tip
The tip of my tail
It's sensitive, right?
But you'll have to be patient for a bit, okay?
Wait, Darling!
I can't! I can't take it!
I'm so turned on, it's making me crazy!
It's okay!
Just a little more!
It's just the very tip!
No!
I I got it.
O-Okay
I'll take the rest off your stomach now.
Lie on your back, okay?
O-Okay.
We're finished with the tip of your tail,
so the rest should be eas—
Um, Darling
Don't look.
I'm taking it off.
W-Wait, shouldn't you do that area yourself?
But this is my most sensitive area.
If it's not pulled off, well
it'll get itchy and stuff.
So, Darling go ahead.
Okay.
So, Miia, where's the rest of the skin?
Not there.
A little to the right.
Th-The right?
A little to my right, you mean?
Oh, sorry.
To my right.
I'm especially conscious of my hands
since my eyes are covered.
I'm directly sensing what Miia feels like.
She's so soft.
Soft and smooth and squishy
It's nothing like the scaly parts.
Darling,
that area is sensitive
The softness of a girl
I'm sorry, Darling.
It's okay.
I'm okay now.
There's just a little more.
O-Oh, no!
I lost control.
It's no use! If we keep going
I'll end up shedding various things, too!
I need to finish this quickly.
Miia, where's the rest of the skin?
T-To the right.
Okay.
My right, right?
You're covering it with your hand, right?
Huh?
Right Hand
Left Hand
Let's get this over with!
Not your right, Darling!
Slip
How ya doin'?
It went inside somethi—
D-Darling!
Here, Darling.
Eat up!
To thank you and apologize for earlier.
What is this?
A traditional lamia dish?
Okay, let's eat
Th-Thanks for the food
You ate it all.
I've never tasted anything like it.
Non-human cooking is incredible.
We're too late.
Wh-What happened to you guys?
I haven't seen you since this morning.
What did you make?
Oh, my menu?
Curry, meat and potatoes, Hamburg steak,
fried rice, pork soup, and pudding.
Miia,
did you use a cookbook?
No, I copied you.
I had everyone try it, so it should be fine.
You didn't taste it yourself?
I lose my appetite before I shed.
Tee-hee.
Snake Encyclopedia
The Very Basics
of Cooking
Monster Girls!
Monster Girls!
I'm home.
Welcome home.
You must be tired from work.
Master.
Did you go shopping?
The supermarket was having a sale.
Eggs and vegetables were cheap.
Master
Master!
Master, Master
Master.
Hey, Suu!
The master is tired.
Master, Master, Master.
Yeah? What is it, Papi?
I'm going to lay an egg.
What?!
Huh?
Oh, it's unfertilized?
I thought you'd done it with
my darling. You scared me!
Sheesh, what a relief.
Good grief. You're such a troublemaker.
Papi, do you lay eggs
every day, like a chicken?
No way!
It's been forever since my last one.
But it's my first time since coming to Japan,
so it's not going so well.
Is it stress?
A-Anyway, we should call Smith-san
Who is it?
Excuse me.
Is there a harpy getting
ready to lay an egg here?
Huh?
How did you know?
I was listening
I mean, I had a hunch.
A director's hunch!
Director?
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Kasegi, the video director.
I'm currently filming a documentary
on interspecies exchange.
Would you be willing to do an interview?
What a spacious hallway!
Uh
Are you sure?
We're here as part of an
interspecies exchange program.
It makes sense for us to
participate in such interviews.
Do I have bedhead?
Yes, like you always do.
Okay, let's start by interviewing the harpy!
Well? Is it coming out yet?
In that case, let me film the other
girls' rooms until the egg comes!
What?
It's all part of interspecies exchange!
I'd appreciate your help.
I suppose we have no choice, then.
This is my room.
An indoor pool!
No wonder you're wearing a swimsuit.
Is the goth loli style your taste?
Yes.
By the way,
are you wearing panties?
What?!
What's underneath your skirt?
Hey! How could you ask a girl that question?!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just curious.
Please excuse me.
How do you get out of the pool?
W-Well, I
build speed and leap out of the water.
Like this.
I see, I see.
Hey! Did you
It's okay. I'll edit it out.
Moving on,
let's check out Centorea-san's room.
Listen, you
Don't worry, Master.
Unlike Mero, I will not be careless.
I will endure any interview or battle.
Body of Horse and Human
A Japanese-style room? This is unexpected!
I like tatami mats.
The texture,
the smell of the grasses
Centaurs do not sleep on beds or futons.
But these tatami mats—
Centorea-san, do you wear panties?
Why would you ask that?!
That has nothing to do with anything!
What about a bra?
Centaurs just don't wear underwear!
Allow me to verify that.
They seem quite heavy.
Do your shoulders ever get stiff?
You've gone too far!
I will not tolerate further insults!
You don't have to tolerate them.
What?
If you don't ask the hard questions,
it's not an interview!
Even if I earn your disdain,
I will do my best to cover
the mutual understanding
and friendship between species!
Next, let's go to Miia-san's room.
This is my room.
Do you wear panties?
You're starting with that?!
I do!
Will you show me?
No way, jerk!
Oh? What's this?
Is that your shed skin?
You still haven't thrown it away?
Shed skin?
Well, it'd be embarrassing if I
threw it out and crows got to it
You can't throw this away!
Fanatics would consider this a rare treasure!
Since ancient times, the Japanese
have considered snake skins lucky.
Shrines that worship snakes
as sacred are everywhere!
In China, they're used as an
ingredient in traditional medicine.
So may I have this?
I'm sure all kinds of people
would love to have it!
A-Absolutely not!
Only perverts would be happy to have my skin.
Well, it is her own skin.
Then I will give it only to research facilities.
This skin may lead to some kind of discovery.
Discovery?
We may achieve a deeper
level of understanding.
Deeper?
It may even lead to you marrying
your dar— er, a human male.
Marrying
Miracle Matter Discovered
in Lamia Skin
Lamiasin
Cure-All
The Miracle of Lamiasin Z
$10 Million Bazillion Yen
Well, in that case,
since it's for friendship
It's too bad, though.
It'd be worth more if I had
footage of her shedding.
Master, it's Papi-sama!
Huh?
Papi!
I I think it's coming out
R-Relax, Papi!
Yeah! Use the Lamaze technique!
In, in, out.
Breathe in twice, and then exhale.
She'll hyperventilate if she does that.
Y-You're filming this, too?
Of course! All for interspecies exchange!
Okay, Papi-chan.
Let's lift up your skirt.
What?
Okay.
Do you have to go this far?
Now, now. Here, Master.
Help Papi-san lay her egg.
Huh?!
Very good, Master.
Shut up!
By the way,
what are you going to do with the egg?
If you'd like
Oh, shut up! Do whatever you want!
M-Master,
a little more
S-Sorry. Was that too hard?
A little lower.
Lower?
There's something hard.
Is this the egg?
M-Master
It's coming out
The egg is coming out.
Y-You can do it, Papi.
Okay, then. Let's take off her panties!
What?
It's for understanding and friendship!
But
Master, it's okay.
But
That's it.
Show me that uncensored egg-laying scene.
A harpy's egg is worth no
less than three million yen.
And paired with this uncensored footage,
it could be worth four no, five million.
Man, non-human species are a gold mine.
"They're dumb, too, so
they're easily manipulated."
Huh?
Huh?!
"We're just getting to the sexiest part.
I can't take it anymore."
So that's what you've been up to.
Understanding?
Friendship?
Don't make me laugh.
You vulgar man! You should be ashamed!
You were trying to make money off us?!
Your camera and Miia's skin
We'll be taking them!
Don't touch me!
Non-human species can't hurt humans!
This is my property. Part of me.
You have no right to touch it!
Director.
Didn't you want the egg, too?
The egg!
My three million!
You can get eggs on sale
at the nearby supermarket.
Darling!
Master!
But, Darling, you smashed Papi's egg.
Actually,
that was one of the normal eggs
I bought at the supermarket.
Smart!
Thanks, Suu.
I didn't know you had that ability.
You can read minds?
I'm impressed.
E-Everyone!
The egg is coming out!
Y-You can do it, Papi.
One more push!
Lamaze! The Lamaze technique!
In, in, out. In, in, out!
Hey! Miia!
You can't look, Darling!
I-It's coming out!
It's rather large
Amazing. It's spread so wide.
Stop making such graphic commentary!
So what do we do with Papi's egg?
I didn't realize it was so valuable.
What should we do?
What should we do, Smith-san?
Don't try to involve me.
I don't get paid enough for that.
Oh, and Darling-kun
Yes?
The name and address
on that director's business card were fake.
He seemed experienced in his trade,
so he could be a repeat offender.
I'll investigate him.
Okay
By the way,
what's for dinner tonight?
Miia's cooking tonight.
If you're okay with that
Huh? Papi, where's your egg?
The refrigerator.
You put it in there? What if
someone accidentally cooks—
Tonight's dinner is my
specialty: boiled eggs.
That damn kid.
He ruined my egg, camera, and data.
I'll have to gather more thread
to make money again.
You seem busy.
Need some help?
I've got lots.
Shut up!
Don't get a big head just
because your thread sells!
And you keep building webs everywhere!
Can't you keep them in one place?!
One place?
You mean like this?
He casually threw away three million.
He's either very kind or
a wolf in sheep's clothing.
How disgusting.
I'm a little interested.
A special squad formed exclusively to handle
crimes committed by
untouchable non-human species.
Species 7
"Everyday Life with MON and an Arachne"
They are Monster Ops: Neutralization.
Arachne Subspecies
Arachne
A non-human species with the lower body of a spider. Arachne have between four and six eyes and are completely carnivorous. They secrete thread from the tip of their abdomen that they use to spin webs and traps. These hunters normally capture their prey in traps, but as hunting is unnecessary in human society, they pass the time by making knitted goods and dolls with their thread. Their hunter instincts compel them to tie people up and play with them. They get drunk off caffeine.
Small breeds
A subspecies smaller than the standard arachne. Their legs are short, but they can move much faster than standard arachne, and they are good at jumping and full of energy. Instead of spinning webs, small arachne wander around on the ground in search of prey. They can produce thread, but they only use it to stop their descent when they fall from high places.
Long legs breed
A large subspecies with thinner and longer legs than standard arachne. These large arachne are mild-mannered. They cannot produce thread, but they move surprisingly quickly to secure their prey. Their hunting instincts are so powerful that they will sometimes abandon the prey they have captured to pursue new prey. As they are especially uncompromising regarding the extermination of household pests, they are respectfully known among those troubled by such pests as "sergeants."
Large breed
A subspecies far larger than standard arachne with thick legs and a covering of hair. They are very wild and aggressive. In addition to being strong, they also have venom, making them extremely dangerous to approach without caution. However, their venom is not particularly strong or harmful. They are not well-suited to interspecies exchange programs, and when they have interacted with humans, they were arrested for assaulting them and causing other problems.
The basic elements of cooking are the S's.
Sugar
Sweet
Sugar.
Naked Salt
Salty
Salt.
Fidget Fidget
Vinegar
Sour.
Soy Sauce
Ab-soy-lutely!
Soy sauce.
Glub Glub
Sauce.
Tonkatsu
Sauce
Okonomi
Sauce
It's miso, not sauce.
And the secret ingredient is burning hot
love for my darling.
Too hot?!
D-Do you need help, Miia?
It's fine!
I need to train harder than the
others in order to be your bride!
I'm on fire right now!
Well, you're gonna burn
the house down. Turn it off.
Starting today, I'll cook!
What better way to train to be a bride?
And then
I'm home, Miia.
Welcome home, darling.
Do you want dinner?
A bath?
Or me?
I'll have you for dinner in the bath!
You're so greedy, Darling!
Maybe?
That has nothing to do with cooking
Where are the others?
Are they still asleep?
Miia, the pot!
Hot!
Miia!
Species 6 "Everyday Life with Shedding and Egg Laying"
Miia, everyone makes mistakes.
Just keep trying.
I-It's okay.
I'm not worried about the cooking!
So, could you maybe
leave me alone for now?
This is awful.
What should I do?
I can't deal with this
with these hands.
What is this?
Paper?
Don't!
Ouch
You're shedding?
So lamias shed, too?
Is that why you've been so out of it?
I didn't want you to see
me while I was shedding.
With my hands burned like this,
I can't deal with it properly.
Huh?!
My shedding skin
Oh, you meant that.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, don't worry about it.
You're basically always naked.
For lamias, having someone see you
while you're shedding is more
embarrassing than being seen naked!
I can't really cook, clean,
or do the laundry.
On top of that
I can't even shed properly.
You're actually considering us for marriage,
and I can't live up to your
expectations. It's pathetic.
But I've never failed to shed before!
It's called imperfect shedding, right?
It often happens to snakes under stress.
Maybe living in a new
environment is stressing you out.
But you could get a skin
disease if you let it go on.
Huh?
Darling, why do you know so much about it?
I've been studying a bit.
Smith-san gave me advice, too.
Snake Ecology
Lamia ecology is similar to snakes'.
Use these to study.
As long as we're living together,
I owe it to you.
Darling!
So I'll help you shed.
But in exchange,
I want you to help me shed, too.
What?
Humans don't shed, do they?
We do.
Our skin peels off when we get sunburned.
O-Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Let me know if it hurts.
It comes off surprisingly easily.
Looks like I'm doing it the right way.
But
I-Innocent thoughts
Think innocent thoughts!
D-Darling
The tip
The tip of my tail
It's sensitive, right?
But you'll have to be patient for a bit, okay?
Wait, Darling!
I can't! I can't take it!
I'm so turned on, it's making me crazy!
It's okay!
Just a little more!
It's just the very tip!
No!
I I got it.
O-Okay
I'll take the rest off your stomach now.
Lie on your back, okay?
O-Okay.
We're finished with the tip of your tail,
so the rest should be eas—
Um, Darling
Don't look.
I'm taking it off.
W-Wait, shouldn't you do that area yourself?
But this is my most sensitive area.
If it's not pulled off, well
it'll get itchy and stuff.
So, Darling go ahead.
Okay.
So, Miia, where's the rest of the skin?
Not there.
A little to the right.
Th-The right?
A little to my right, you mean?
Oh, sorry.
To my right.
I'm especially conscious of my hands
since my eyes are covered.
I'm directly sensing what Miia feels like.
She's so soft.
Soft and smooth and squishy
It's nothing like the scaly parts.
Darling,
that area is sensitive
The softness of a girl
I'm sorry, Darling.
It's okay.
I'm okay now.
There's just a little more.
O-Oh, no!
I lost control.
It's no use! If we keep going
I'll end up shedding various things, too!
I need to finish this quickly.
Miia, where's the rest of the skin?
T-To the right.
Okay.
My right, right?
You're covering it with your hand, right?
Huh?
Right Hand
Left Hand
Let's get this over with!
Not your right, Darling!
Slip
How ya doin'?
It went inside somethi—
D-Darling!
Here, Darling.
Eat up!
To thank you and apologize for earlier.
What is this?
A traditional lamia dish?
Okay, let's eat
Th-Thanks for the food
You ate it all.
I've never tasted anything like it.
Non-human cooking is incredible.
We're too late.
Wh-What happened to you guys?
I haven't seen you since this morning.
What did you make?
Oh, my menu?
Curry, meat and potatoes, Hamburg steak,
fried rice, pork soup, and pudding.
Miia,
did you use a cookbook?
No, I copied you.
I had everyone try it, so it should be fine.
You didn't taste it yourself?
I lose my appetite before I shed.
Tee-hee.
Snake Encyclopedia
The Very Basics
of Cooking
Monster Girls!
Monster Girls!
I'm home.
Welcome home.
You must be tired from work.
Master.
Did you go shopping?
The supermarket was having a sale.
Eggs and vegetables were cheap.
Master
Master!
Master, Master
Master.
Hey, Suu!
The master is tired.
Master, Master, Master.
Yeah? What is it, Papi?
I'm going to lay an egg.
What?!
Huh?
Oh, it's unfertilized?
I thought you'd done it with
my darling. You scared me!
Sheesh, what a relief.
Good grief. You're such a troublemaker.
Papi, do you lay eggs
every day, like a chicken?
No way!
It's been forever since my last one.
But it's my first time since coming to Japan,
so it's not going so well.
Is it stress?
A-Anyway, we should call Smith-san
Who is it?
Excuse me.
Is there a harpy getting
ready to lay an egg here?
Huh?
How did you know?
I was listening
I mean, I had a hunch.
A director's hunch!
Director?
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Kasegi, the video director.
I'm currently filming a documentary
on interspecies exchange.
Would you be willing to do an interview?
What a spacious hallway!
Uh
Are you sure?
We're here as part of an
interspecies exchange program.
It makes sense for us to
participate in such interviews.
Do I have bedhead?
Yes, like you always do.
Okay, let's start by interviewing the harpy!
Well? Is it coming out yet?
In that case, let me film the other
girls' rooms until the egg comes!
What?
It's all part of interspecies exchange!
I'd appreciate your help.
I suppose we have no choice, then.
This is my room.
An indoor pool!
No wonder you're wearing a swimsuit.
Is the goth loli style your taste?
Yes.
By the way,
are you wearing panties?
What?!
What's underneath your skirt?
Hey! How could you ask a girl that question?!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just curious.
Please excuse me.
How do you get out of the pool?
W-Well, I
build speed and leap out of the water.
Like this.
I see, I see.
Hey! Did you
It's okay. I'll edit it out.
Moving on,
let's check out Centorea-san's room.
Listen, you
Don't worry, Master.
Unlike Mero, I will not be careless.
I will endure any interview or battle.
Body of Horse and Human
A Japanese-style room? This is unexpected!
I like tatami mats.
The texture,
the smell of the grasses
Centaurs do not sleep on beds or futons.
But these tatami mats—
Centorea-san, do you wear panties?
Why would you ask that?!
That has nothing to do with anything!
What about a bra?
Centaurs just don't wear underwear!
Allow me to verify that.
They seem quite heavy.
Do your shoulders ever get stiff?
You've gone too far!
I will not tolerate further insults!
You don't have to tolerate them.
What?
If you don't ask the hard questions,
it's not an interview!
Even if I earn your disdain,
I will do my best to cover
the mutual understanding
and friendship between species!
Next, let's go to Miia-san's room.
This is my room.
Do you wear panties?
You're starting with that?!
I do!
Will you show me?
No way, jerk!
Oh? What's this?
Is that your shed skin?
You still haven't thrown it away?
Shed skin?
Well, it'd be embarrassing if I
threw it out and crows got to it
You can't throw this away!
Fanatics would consider this a rare treasure!
Since ancient times, the Japanese
have considered snake skins lucky.
Shrines that worship snakes
as sacred are everywhere!
In China, they're used as an
ingredient in traditional medicine.
So may I have this?
I'm sure all kinds of people
would love to have it!
A-Absolutely not!
Only perverts would be happy to have my skin.
Well, it is her own skin.
Then I will give it only to research facilities.
This skin may lead to some kind of discovery.
Discovery?
We may achieve a deeper
level of understanding.
Deeper?
It may even lead to you marrying
your dar— er, a human male.
Marrying
Miracle Matter Discovered
in Lamia Skin
Lamiasin
Cure-All
The Miracle of Lamiasin Z
$10 Million Bazillion Yen
Well, in that case,
since it's for friendship
It's too bad, though.
It'd be worth more if I had
footage of her shedding.
Master, it's Papi-sama!
Huh?
Papi!
I I think it's coming out
R-Relax, Papi!
Yeah! Use the Lamaze technique!
In, in, out.
Breathe in twice, and then exhale.
She'll hyperventilate if she does that.
Y-You're filming this, too?
Of course! All for interspecies exchange!
Okay, Papi-chan.
Let's lift up your skirt.
What?
Okay.
Do you have to go this far?
Now, now. Here, Master.
Help Papi-san lay her egg.
Huh?!
Very good, Master.
Shut up!
By the way,
what are you going to do with the egg?
If you'd like
Oh, shut up! Do whatever you want!
M-Master,
a little more
S-Sorry. Was that too hard?
A little lower.
Lower?
There's something hard.
Is this the egg?
M-Master
It's coming out
The egg is coming out.
Y-You can do it, Papi.
Okay, then. Let's take off her panties!
What?
It's for understanding and friendship!
But
Master, it's okay.
But
That's it.
Show me that uncensored egg-laying scene.
A harpy's egg is worth no
less than three million yen.
And paired with this uncensored footage,
it could be worth four no, five million.
Man, non-human species are a gold mine.
"They're dumb, too, so
they're easily manipulated."
Huh?
Huh?!
"We're just getting to the sexiest part.
I can't take it anymore."
So that's what you've been up to.
Understanding?
Friendship?
Don't make me laugh.
You vulgar man! You should be ashamed!
You were trying to make money off us?!
Your camera and Miia's skin
We'll be taking them!
Don't touch me!
Non-human species can't hurt humans!
This is my property. Part of me.
You have no right to touch it!
Director.
Didn't you want the egg, too?
The egg!
My three million!
You can get eggs on sale
at the nearby supermarket.
Darling!
Master!
But, Darling, you smashed Papi's egg.
Actually,
that was one of the normal eggs
I bought at the supermarket.
Smart!
Thanks, Suu.
I didn't know you had that ability.
You can read minds?
I'm impressed.
E-Everyone!
The egg is coming out!
Y-You can do it, Papi.
One more push!
Lamaze! The Lamaze technique!
In, in, out. In, in, out!
Hey! Miia!
You can't look, Darling!
I-It's coming out!
It's rather large
Amazing. It's spread so wide.
Stop making such graphic commentary!
So what do we do with Papi's egg?
I didn't realize it was so valuable.
What should we do?
What should we do, Smith-san?
Don't try to involve me.
I don't get paid enough for that.
Oh, and Darling-kun
Yes?
The name and address
on that director's business card were fake.
He seemed experienced in his trade,
so he could be a repeat offender.
I'll investigate him.
Okay
By the way,
what's for dinner tonight?
Miia's cooking tonight.
If you're okay with that
Huh? Papi, where's your egg?
The refrigerator.
You put it in there? What if
someone accidentally cooks—
Tonight's dinner is my
specialty: boiled eggs.
That damn kid.
He ruined my egg, camera, and data.
I'll have to gather more thread
to make money again.
You seem busy.
Need some help?
I've got lots.
Shut up!
Don't get a big head just
because your thread sells!
And you keep building webs everywhere!
Can't you keep them in one place?!
One place?
You mean like this?
He casually threw away three million.
He's either very kind or
a wolf in sheep's clothing.
How disgusting.
I'm a little interested.
A special squad formed exclusively to handle
crimes committed by
untouchable non-human species.
Species 7
"Everyday Life with MON and an Arachne"
They are Monster Ops: Neutralization.
Arachne Subspecies
Arachne
A non-human species with the lower body of a spider. Arachne have between four and six eyes and are completely carnivorous. They secrete thread from the tip of their abdomen that they use to spin webs and traps. These hunters normally capture their prey in traps, but as hunting is unnecessary in human society, they pass the time by making knitted goods and dolls with their thread. Their hunter instincts compel them to tie people up and play with them. They get drunk off caffeine.
Small breeds
A subspecies smaller than the standard arachne. Their legs are short, but they can move much faster than standard arachne, and they are good at jumping and full of energy. Instead of spinning webs, small arachne wander around on the ground in search of prey. They can produce thread, but they only use it to stop their descent when they fall from high places.
Long legs breed
A large subspecies with thinner and longer legs than standard arachne. These large arachne are mild-mannered. They cannot produce thread, but they move surprisingly quickly to secure their prey. Their hunting instincts are so powerful that they will sometimes abandon the prey they have captured to pursue new prey. As they are especially uncompromising regarding the extermination of household pests, they are respectfully known among those troubled by such pests as "sergeants."
Large breed
A subspecies far larger than standard arachne with thick legs and a covering of hair. They are very wild and aggressive. In addition to being strong, they also have venom, making them extremely dangerous to approach without caution. However, their venom is not particularly strong or harmful. They are not well-suited to interspecies exchange programs, and when they have interacted with humans, they were arrested for assaulting them and causing other problems.