Overcompensating (2025) s01e06 Episode Script

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Previously on
Overcompensating
- Slutslayer?
- Oh, shit. Are you any good?
- Are you kidding?
- Carmen.
My name is TatianaDelRey.
Everything I do
revolves around you.
I don't think we
should be together.
- Would you come over?
- What would we do if I came over?
- You're really special.
- So are you.
You can at least say hi.
- I'm gonna go for it with Miles.
- Is your roommate still out of town?
Can we use the room?
Hello, old sport.
Everything and nothing
always haunts me ♪
My favorite uncle was gay.
Cool.
Give him my best.
And you know, I don't even know
- if I officially am, you know
- Mm-hmm.
Like maybe I'm just
attracted to the person?
- Mmm.
- Like maybe it's j it's just Miles.
He is hot enough for that.
But we don't know that
he's definitely straight.
You know? He could have just
been doing with that girl
what I was doing with you where it's
kind of a Hail Mary and, you know,
just to, like, see if
maybe you you are
- What do you think?
- I think it's a classic
is he gay or is he just British?
- Classic.
- But, wait, all of this
is why you lied about
- Titty-fucking. Yeah.
- Mmm.
I was just confused.
And I wanted to tell you,
I really did, but I just
I don't even really
know what I am. So
Okay, let's take
this step by step.
Have you ever
kissed a guy before?
No.
- Never.
- Well then there you go.
Let's find a guy for you to kiss
- and see if you like it.
- No. But Miles is the guy I wanna kiss.
Although I am dressed like
a slutty Boy Scout and
- His idea, by the way. And nothing, so
- Mmm.
Safe to assume I'm not his type.
Okay, well, good news
on that bad news.
Benny, I'm your girl.
As someone that's had to get over
many a guy that was not interested,
trust me, hooking up with
someone is the second step.
Okay. What's the first?
Denial.
So whatever happened
with Miles, gone.
Done. Dead to us.
I want that. Give me that.
You're in good hands with me,
Benny. I'm kind of a professional.
- Okay.
- You're gonna kiss a guy.
Maybe.
Okay, well, um
I better go. I'm sorry.
Thank you, Carmen.
Of course.
Wait, we didn't talk
about your stuff.
Oh. Oh, my God.
- No, it's so not important and
- No, but what's going on?
Uh, nothing. Nothing. Truly.
Okay.
Yo, can you talk?
Being an ally to a gay guy
who you sort of hooked up with
once but just came out to you.
- Awesome. All right.
- Me too.
And I will go.
- Text me when you get home.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay then.
- Perfect timing, Benny.
- Oh, hey.
Uh, thanks for letting
us, you know
- Yeah, man. All good.
- Yeah.
Uh, do you wanna chill later?
I was kind of thinking of some
film festival ideas and
- Definitely.
- Cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Sweet.
- See you, Clark.
- See you.
Yo.
You whack off into condoms too?
I'm on the edge of glory ♪
And I'm hanging on
a moment of truth ♪
Hi, Professor. Um.
I don't know if I belong
in the business program.
I just feel like I'm
really, really bad at it.
Oh?
This is my first B, like, ever.
Um, so I think it's a good
sign that I should drop.
Oh.
Listen, a B is good.
Over half these students
would literally pay for a B.
Some of their
parents even tried.
Is there something
else going on?
No.
No.
I don't care.
- Hi. There's my GBF.
- Hey.
- What?
- Gay best friend.
- Oh.
- Okay,
I've been doing some
extensive research,
and I'm not gonna let you
go over to some guy's place
and only be prepared for a kiss
when there's a chance you
will probably want to do more,
and he almost definitely will.
Okay? So we have
work to do, "gayby."
- "Gayby"?
- Gay baby.
Okay, we have a lot to cover if we're
gonna pop your homo kiss cherry.
And I think the most obvious
first, uh, thing
douching your butthole.
- That's the first thing?
- Mm-hmm.
Okay.
- That's good. How'd you think of those?
- Thanks.
- Let's go, Benny.
- Okay.
Are you ready?
No.
- I am with you all the way.
- Okay.
Prefs. Bears? Twinks?
I-I don't know. Um
Hailee's not gonna
walk in on this, right?
No, she has mono.
I heard that's going
around. It's really bad.
Well, she's patient zero.
She knew she had it, and she gave it
to ten guys at the Halloween party.
- Love wins.
- Mmm. Okay.
- Yeah.
- Top or bottom?
I-I don't know yet.
It's vers, okay. Daddy or boy?
It feels really weird
to say boy, so daddy.
Perfect. We're in.
- Swipe.
- Okay.
Oh, my God, it's fucking George.
No, fucking delete
that right now.
- Right now. It's not funny.
- Okay. Okay. Bossy bottom.
Why don't we put you on
Grindr? On incognito mode?
You don't even have to put a photo.
It's good for dipping your toes in.
How do you know all this?
I couldn't sleep last night and
just needed something to focus on.
Benny, I'm a fag hag now.
I don't think you can say that.
Come on. Flex. Flex.
Your nipples. They're not gonna
swipe for soft nipples, Benny.
- This is Pride?
- This is when gays invented the parade.
We're gonna need to get you angel
wings, tube socks and a harness.
- Poppers.
- Okay.
No, no, no. No one's gonna
know you're gay with that walk.
You gotta signal.
Gay signal. Gay signal.
It's in the neck.
It's in the hips.
She was really good.
Fuck Ross Mathews.
Sashay away.
Sashay away.
Oh!
I wouldn't quit him either.
I'm Michelle Williams in this.
Was that it?
- Yeah. Wanna do it again?
- Yeah.
Yeah, you fucking twink.
What the fuck?
Research.
Come on the floor, baby.
Okay.
Oh, hey. Actually, I would
love to ask you a few Q's.
- More research?
- Um, for a friend
who thinks he might be
gay. I'm helping him.
I'm his fag hag.
Yeah, sorry, can I not say that?
No, you should say that. Mm-hmm.
Also, did you know that
no one died at Stonewall?
- Yeah?
- Crazy!
Okay, so I have this friend
who shall remain nameless
- Benny.
- No. What?
Oh, my God. Definitely not.
No. He's not
He's actually, um
He's rumored to have
to have titty-fucked me.
Well, when definitely-not-Benny
wants to talk about being
gay, he can reach out to me.
Right. But it's not Benny.
No, of course. You said that.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, everything okay?
Free in an hour?
It's a date!
It's a Grindr date!
Wait, but, uh, we didn't
post that profile yet.
You know, it is
possible that we did.
But there's no face pics
so nobody knows it's you.
And he's so cute. Or at
least his abs and dick are.
I've been texting
as you. Very Cyrano.
And if you're open,
he's ready to meet with you at
his place off campus in one hour.
Okay, show me.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, my God. Okay.
That's impressive.
So I can say you'll be there?
No. Um
I don't know. Um
- Yes. Yes! What the fuck?
- Yes! Whoo!
- It's so fun!
- Okay. Should I get ready?
- Yeah, you should get ready.
- Okay, yeah.
- For my date.
- For your date.
- With a guy. What the fuck? Okay.
- With a guy!
Wow, I might throw up.
- "Condragulations," Benny.
- Thanks, Carm.
And maybe we watch just,
like, a little less Drag Race.
Noted.
- I'll text you after.
- You better.
If he doesn't kill me.
Okay. Bye, you.
Oh, my fucking God.
Hi, Megan.
Hi, Benny, you definitely
heterosexual stud.
I think it's time.
Benny, wait. Are you sure?
Because that's a really big step
and you can't unring that bell.
- Uh.
- Should we try one more time?
Yeah. Yeah.
- Let's see.
- Yeah. Okay.
No.
- Nothing?
- It's awesome.
It's-It's so fun, but, um, yeah.
"Condragulations," Benny.
I am so supportive
and I am so, so proud.
Thank you so much, Megan Fox.
I'll love you forever.
Love you.
Don't be nervous.
- Benny?
- Nothing, I'm walking.
- Me too.
- Okay.
- Fine. Bye.
- Bye.
Benny, hi. What are you up to?
- Were you looking for me?
- No. Um, I have to go.
Hey, a B is good.
Not you, Mom.
Benny!
Bento. Sup, man?
Ooh. Jesus.
Blam, brother.
- Oh, blam.
- Hey, Benito, wanna go for a drink?
- Benny, hey.
- Oh.
- Have you been screening my texts?
- Um, no, I'm just
I'm super late for
something. Sorry, I gotta go.
Wait. Where are you going?
Oh, my God.
God, you are so cute.
Oh. So are you.
Benny, right?
- Yeah.
- It's a good fake name.
It's not, um
Why are you so nervous?
You're, like, sweating a lot.
Oh, yeah. I may be
sweaty but I douched.
Oh. Okay.
I didn't bring lube.
Oh, that's okay.
- Whoa.
- I don't know if I'm a top or bottom,
- Daddy.
- Okay.
You have to slow down. You're
starting to freak me out a bit.
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's okay. Thank you for the feedback.
You were so sweet on the apps.
Yeah, um
That wasn't me.
It was my friend.
She's, uh, helping
me get over a guy.
Aw, you sweet little "gayby."
Let me guess, it's
your first crush?
Yeah.
- It's awful.
- Mmm.
I remember my first crush.
- Davis.
- Miles.
Miles Davis.
God, I remember those
feelings so well.
Just, like, all you
want is to be held,
but you don't know if he is
- whatever, and you're scared to ask.
- Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
What happened with Davis?
Well, we fell in
love and got married.
- Davis!
- Oh, the girls were good tonight
and took all their medicine.
Oh. Hello.
Girls? You have kids?
Yeah, we have two Frenchies.
- Should I go?
- No.
No, no, no, no, no. We, um
We play together. We're open.
So this isn't cheating.
- We're both in on it.
- And there are rules.
Like we can fuck whoever we want
when the other's out of town,
but the other person can't
know who the person is.
And we can never fuck the same
person unless we're together.
And if we do fuck separately,
it just can't be in this house.
Or a nice hotel.
- It should be a Hyatt.
- Or worse.
And we can never talk about the
sex unless the other person asks,
and then we have to be
very honest. Brutally.
That really saved
our relationship.
Well, he doesn't
need to know that.
No, but I guess I didn't need
to know that he was here.
I'm sorry about
him. He can be so
So what? No, no, no.
Enlighten me, Jered.
What can I be so
- The fucking carpet!
- Our marriage is falling apart,
but you're worried
about the carpet!
I think you guys are just
having a communication issue.
Seems like you, uh,
really love each other.
Oh, what are you, a
fucking therapist now?
Shut the fuck up, closet case.
- You think you're so cute.
- He does.
- He does.
- Get the fuck out of our townhouse.
Yeah.
God, I love when you
give dom-top daddy boots.
Yeah?
You like when Daddy
act a damn fool?
I fucking love it when
my daddy acts a fool.
God, I'm the dumbest
bottom in the world.
You're so dumb, I bet you
don't even know how to read.
I can't read. I never learned.
- Open your mouth, I'm gonna spit in it.
- Ah.
Okay, guys, take care.
- I'm rooting for you.
- Why the fuck is he still here?
Get out!
- No. Come on the Jonathan Adler rug.
- Yeah?
- Come on the rug.
- I bet that will help.
Yeah. The acidity.
Okay, so, I think I might be bi.
Like, just barely bi.
So is this the end of
operation kiss a guy?
- Maybe for now.
- Mmm.
Like, try it with a
girl one more time.
Wait, I may know just
the girl for you.
Awesome.
Yeah. I just, um, I have
to do one thing first.
Oh, you want me to go with you?
I'm good.
No, it's not. Can
we please talk?
N-No, no, no. No,
no, no, no, no, no.
So every single pledge
has a slide in here?
Yeah. For example, this guy,
he was a big nah from me
'cause he's on financial aid.
It just, like, stresses me out.
This guy's an Android user.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
Wait. Who sees this?
Just the other committee guys.
Honestly, you shouldn't even
be seeing this right now.
We take it very seriously.
It's how we decide
who's in and who's out.
Well, that bitch is
definitely not in.
Right?
We'll see.
What about him?
- He had huge nipples.
- Ew.
This guy had a thumb ring.
- This is fun.
- Yeah.
Should we
- It's been like a week.
- Yeah, I know, it's just
Ah! Later, okay?
All right.
- Okay.
- Back to business.
Mmm, yeah.
And I know what you're thinking,
that he probably stopped
because he couldn't get hard,
but I really, really, really
don't think that's why.
He's been so attentive since the break,
and actually asking me questions,
which he never did
before, so I'm like,
- "Should I just have told him how I"
- Enough.
I never wanted to have a fucking
stroke so bad in my life.
- You bitch.
- When you fuck,
this Peter makes
you come, right?
- Oh
- That's a no.
I mean I have come
with him, like, nearby.
Look, I'm old.
I don't have much time left, so
I'm just gonna cut right to it.
Peter is a loser.
He can't get hard.
He treats you like
you're nothing.
Even I can do better than that.
Why is it you think you can't?
- I just can't.
- Oh, sweetheart.
Yes, you can. Trust me.
You're funny. You're hot.
Your tits are for shit, but
Uh, Riley. Come over here.
What now, Janet?
Aw, Riley.
You know that's a girl's name?
Yeah, you mentioned that.
You remember Grace, right?
Yeah. Of course. Hi, Grace.
- Hi.
- You'd take her out on a date, right?
Janet!
And not in a sympathy fuck way.
Anytime.
- See?
- Well, thank you.
And fuck you. I
actually have to go.
I need a nap anyway.
Your boyfriend stories
are stronger than Ambien.
Well, don't die in your sleep.
Ah, I do love you, kid.
No homo.
Love you too.
I'm really sorry about that.
Sorry about what?
I told her like three weeks
ago I wanted your number.
You did?
Yeah.
I did.
- Should we get mocktails sometime?
- No.
"Tatiana, in Berlin,
waiting for you."
Hey, homo. You shit
in her mouth yet?
Do you have parents?
I guess that's a no. What
happened? She dump your fairy ass?
No, no. It's just
It's kind of a
fucked-up situation.
She's a freshman, Terry.
It's just not a good look.
Please tell me
you're her teacher.
Jesus, I'm a fucking senior.
It's like a victory
lap year, you know?
You can fuck a freshman
but you can't date one.
It's complicated. Why
am I talking to you?
Besides, my girlfriend, she's,
like, a total smokeshow.
Like, legit ten.
Send a titty pic.
Nah, but why can I have sex with the
girl I'm not supposed to be with,
but I can't have sex with
the one I should be with?
It ain't that deep. Just get some
pharmaceutical help and fuck 'em both.
Terry6969,
you're a fucking genius.
Don't be gay.
I was doing some
research online,
and they were saying it could
be a generational thing.
Like, porn has ruined
the real stuff for us.
And, yeah, I'll admit Pornhub and video
games certainly have me all desensitized.
Like, when I was in high school, I
only jacked off to Family Guy porn.
It was funny. I
actually heard
there was some kind of pill
that helps with getting erections.
I-I don't know,
like, is that true?
I think I need something.
I think I need help.
Like Viagra?
Are you literally trying to pretend
you're not sure if Viagra's a thing?
Viagra, um
- I
- What? Vi Oh, yeah.
Um. Sure, that would that
would be great if that's possible.
You should know, by the way,
your antidepressants can
cause erectile dysfunction.
Don't go off them or anything.
It can cause some issues with
depression return and impulse control.
Would it be possible
to get a sample pill?
- Okay.
- Great.
Oh, yeah.
And you've never taken
this medication before?
- No.
- Okay.
I'm gonna need your date of
birth, then press accept.
- Okay.
- Okay. Just enter your date of birth,
initial.
Then sign with
your date of birth.
- Yo.
- Peter.
What are you What
are you doing here?
Oh um, mono's going around.
Yeah, so I'm just
getting checked.
- Shit.
- What, uh What are you doing here?
- I gotta run, Benny B Ben Be
- Oh, okay.
"Bennie and the Jets." I'll see
you later. I'll see you tonight.
Awesome.
I'm gonna need you to
enter your date of birth.
I gotta see this thing.
Um
- I'm gonna I'm gonna eat your pussy.
- Shit.
- Yeah?
- Y-Yeah.
- You wanna lick the kitty?
- Y-Yeah. Yeah, I wanna lick the kitty.
Oh, shit. Fucker.
You like my pretty kitty?
Yeah, I love it.
My kitty is meowing for you.
You love it when she purrs?
Meow!
Why Viagra not working?
This kitty has claws.
"You must be aroused
for Viagra to work."
Fuck.
- I'm not bi.
- What?
I have to go.
You're beautiful
Thank you.
What? Where?
You forgot your jacket.
That was hot.
- Fucker! Got you, bitch!
- What the fuck? Oh, my God.
- What the fuck?
- Fucking fairy!
- You're coming with us!
- I swear to God! Put me down!
Huh?
Congrats, Bento.
Welcome to F&G!
- Seriously?
- Fucking seriously, dude.
- You are in!
- Shit.
You are chosen.
Cigar and jacket.
You keep this up, you could
be Caesar at Flesh and Globe.
Cool.
What's that?
Exactly.
- Oh.
- Benny! Benny! Benny! Benny!
Bring in the other freshman.
I got your homey.
Oh, hey!
Hi-yah!
You were the only
two deemed worthy.
Now, to accept,
get on your knees and suck
from the golden dick of Ra.
Okay. Yeah.
Here we go. Wait. Hold
it. Take the jacket off.
I'm not fucking joking.
It's an expensive garment.
It's dry cleaning only. It's
a fucking pain in the ass.
Now, suck!
Okay.
I'm thinking of you.
Oh, shit. Hey.
Um
I'm, uh, glad you're
Fuck you.
- What?
- I told you about my family.
I played Slutslayer with
you, which is sacred.
We had sex.
And I dressed up
as Tatiana for you,
and you made me feel
like a a fucking fool.
Sorry. It's this weird time in fall
where it's cold, but then it's hot
Look, is this 'cause you
didn't get into Flesh & Gold?
So, I didn't? Oh.
Fuck it. I don't care.
But I do care that you
treated me like I was nothing.
I'm not.
You are.
You're a toxic fucking gaslighter
with no future prospects.
You're peaking. But I'm
only just getting started.
What about this is making
you hard right now?
Oh. Fuck! Shit.
Jesus Christ.
God. Fuck this sh
- Hi.
- Oh, hey. Did you see, uh
- We need to have sex right now. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh!
Oh, my God. Yay.
Peter
- Peter, should we
- No, no. I'm-I'm close. I'm close.
- Oh, okay. Me too. Yeah. Keep going.
- Yeah. Okay, good.
Keep going, keep going. Yeah!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Yeah! Oh, God! I'm gonna come.
Oh, I'm coming.
That was so good.
- That was awesome, right? Oh, God.
- Yeah.
Fuck.
So, so, so good.
- Yeah.
- Really, really good.
Oh, I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna dump
this condom in the
Get this shit off.
Hey, it's Riley. So,
that just happened.
Did you come?
What? Of course.
Oh, you're just,
like, so hard still.
Oh.
Yeah, it's just
Happy we're back.
Yeah.
- Come here.
- Uh, I'm gonna shower actually. So
Okay.
Fucking liar.
Game over.
Hey, babe, I'm gonna go smoke.
and I only came once. Also,
I'm unfriending you. Sashay away.
Yo, my dad just closed on a
condo for me in Murray Hill.
- Yo! That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah, dog. Yeah.
Hi! I have six packs of
Magnum condoms and corn dogs?
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Five stars!
Magnums, dude?
That's sick. Tell me
more about your place.
Oh, man. It's tight. It's two
blocks away from Hawksworth.
You know, this is the
fucking life, dog.
You'll get it too. Everybody does, but
well, everybody, but not Pete, you know?
Do you know what I mean?
Goddamn it. Not him.
- You gonna break up with Bridget?
- Fuck this place.
Yeah, yeah.
They're all a bunch
of fucking losers.
And then what happened?
I was, like, rock hard from
Viagra, but also really upset.
I just wanted to get over Miles,
and instead I'm watching him
suck beer out of a
fucking gold dick.
- Kinda awful, kinda hot.
- Exactly. Yeah.
So, I started to have a full
panic attack in the quad.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
I couldn't even kiss a guy,
or a guy and his husband.
So, instead, I ate a kitty.
But then I thought,
"Okay, Carmen said someone else
was how I'd get over Miles.
And I know someone who's himself, and
maybe that's contagious, you know."
I mean, if I can't kiss a guy yet, maybe,
for once in my life, I can just do
less.
Hi, I'm Benny.
I know.
I know.
We should hang out some time.
Sure.
- And I'm George.
- I know.
Bye, Benny.
- Fuck! Oh, that's so great.
- Mm-hmm.
Why'd you do all this?
All what?
I don't know.
'Cause I wanted to.
I don't think I'm bi.
I'm probably just
Well, now we can both enjoy
the highs and lows
of fucking men.
I love that for us.
Yeah. Scary.
- Emily fucked a gay guy. Ooh!
- Oh, my God.
I don't know what to call
whatever the fuck that was.
So
I didn't get into Flesh & Gold.
Shit.
- It's cool.
- No, fuck those guys. I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry if I pushed
you too hard too fast.
You know how I was saying
the quickest way to get over
someone is to focus on someone else?
I think I may have been doing
that with you and Grindr guy.
Oh.
Who were you getting over?
I fucked Peter.
Fuck this place.
Everyone's gonna
read these slides.
I'm sorry if I hurt you
I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
I only make it worse ♪
I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
Floatin' in an atmosphere
hiding from the truth in fear ♪
Slowly we both disappeared
now it seems so crystal clear ♪
So in denial ♪
Oh, yeah ♪
You never really listen ♪
And when I'm gone a
part of you is missing ♪
I know it's complicated
letting go of feelings ♪
I really hope that
you'll forgive me one day ♪
I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
Oh, ooh ♪