Scissor Seven (2018) s01e06 Episode Script
Assassinating a Pretty Girl
1
MISSION 6
ASSASSINATE A PRETTY GIRL
Now you die!
Why is my fate so cruel?
Those born with exquisite charms
are always cursed.
Why are beautiful women like me
always made the toys of fate?
For your terrible acting, now you die!
Wait! Do I really have to die today?
There is no way
you'll see the sunrise tomorrow.
So, that means this is
the last day of my life?
That's right.
Before I die,
there are some things I want to do.
Help me do them, and you can kill me.
Is it ever that easy?
You're not lying to me, are you?
But you're so smart.
How could a lie get past you?
You have a very good point.
Deal accepted.
This is my pre-death wish list.
Help me finish these things,
and then I can die.
Come on, let's get it done
so I can kill you.
But I want you to carry me!
I can't move
GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWER
COLA
PASSIVE SKILL
PARALYZES OPPOSITE SEX THROUGH TOUCH
Let go. Let go.
If you don't help me, I'll make you--
Tell me after you let go!
HICCUP
PRE-DEATH WISH LIS
1. DRINK A BOTTLE OF COLA IN ONE BREATH
2. PEE STANDING UP
Don't look! Don't look!
He's a naughty boy! A naughty boy!
A very naughty boy!
Hey, wait. Why am I the naked one?
Why didn't you take off your clothes?
3. (WATCH SOMEONE ELSE)
RUN NAKED IN PUBLIC
We're in trouble! Run!
You're so brave!
I can't move!
4. GIVE A NURSE A SHO
I'm sorry,
all our tables are booked today.
Waiter, the check!
So, this thing costs 5,000 yuan?
You must really be rich.
Don't tell me.
You don't have money for the bill.
5. EAT AT A MICHELIN 3-STAR RESTAURAN
Next, we beat up a scumbag.
6. VICIOUSLY WOUND EX-BOYFRIEND'S BALLS
Look at how tired he is.
Let's not bother him.
Again?
Nice!
March!
7. RIDE A LION
We don't have an airplane or a parachute.
Let's forget skydiving.
Then I won't die.
You think you don't have to die
just because you say so?
I can't move!
If you don't help me,
I'll make it so you never move again.
Wait, wait!
I have an idea. Just let go.
What are you looking for?
I'll get shy if you look at me that way.
Super speed flying chicken!
There's a girl here,
so could you not grab me down there?
Higher!
Higher!
Higher!
We can't go any higher!
Earth, I'm coming!
A huge plane!
I'm flying!
8. SKYDIVE
Why didn't you get out of the way
when you saw the tree?
Because I couldn't move
when you were sitting on me! Why else?
What was the last thing you wanted to do?
Let's get it done so you can die.
What if I suddenly don't want to die?
After so many tricks,
now you don't want to die?
I'm so young, and so pretty,
and there are so many fun things
left in the world.
Wow!
I really don't want to die.
But I won't live for long.
I have cancer.
Chemotherapy already made
all my hair fall out.
Of course,
I'm still very pretty even when I'm bald.
Who sent you to kill me?
As a professional killer,
I can't reveal details about my clients--
It was me. I spent the money
to hire you to kill me
because I didn't want to die
in a hospital bed.
Being assassinated sounds so cool.
Usually, only famous,
important people get assassinated.
Do it.
That was the last thing I wanted to do.
EAT THEM UP!
So close and I still missed!
Oh, well, forget it!
I still will keep your fee, though,
because I'm going to take you
to see an amazing doctor
who might be able to cure you.
MISSION 6
ASSASSINATE A PRETTY GIRL
Now you die!
Why is my fate so cruel?
Those born with exquisite charms
are always cursed.
Why are beautiful women like me
always made the toys of fate?
For your terrible acting, now you die!
Wait! Do I really have to die today?
There is no way
you'll see the sunrise tomorrow.
So, that means this is
the last day of my life?
That's right.
Before I die,
there are some things I want to do.
Help me do them, and you can kill me.
Is it ever that easy?
You're not lying to me, are you?
But you're so smart.
How could a lie get past you?
You have a very good point.
Deal accepted.
This is my pre-death wish list.
Help me finish these things,
and then I can die.
Come on, let's get it done
so I can kill you.
But I want you to carry me!
I can't move
GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWER
COLA
PASSIVE SKILL
PARALYZES OPPOSITE SEX THROUGH TOUCH
Let go. Let go.
If you don't help me, I'll make you--
Tell me after you let go!
HICCUP
PRE-DEATH WISH LIS
1. DRINK A BOTTLE OF COLA IN ONE BREATH
2. PEE STANDING UP
Don't look! Don't look!
He's a naughty boy! A naughty boy!
A very naughty boy!
Hey, wait. Why am I the naked one?
Why didn't you take off your clothes?
3. (WATCH SOMEONE ELSE)
RUN NAKED IN PUBLIC
We're in trouble! Run!
You're so brave!
I can't move!
4. GIVE A NURSE A SHO
I'm sorry,
all our tables are booked today.
Waiter, the check!
So, this thing costs 5,000 yuan?
You must really be rich.
Don't tell me.
You don't have money for the bill.
5. EAT AT A MICHELIN 3-STAR RESTAURAN
Next, we beat up a scumbag.
6. VICIOUSLY WOUND EX-BOYFRIEND'S BALLS
Look at how tired he is.
Let's not bother him.
Again?
Nice!
March!
7. RIDE A LION
We don't have an airplane or a parachute.
Let's forget skydiving.
Then I won't die.
You think you don't have to die
just because you say so?
I can't move!
If you don't help me,
I'll make it so you never move again.
Wait, wait!
I have an idea. Just let go.
What are you looking for?
I'll get shy if you look at me that way.
Super speed flying chicken!
There's a girl here,
so could you not grab me down there?
Higher!
Higher!
Higher!
We can't go any higher!
Earth, I'm coming!
A huge plane!
I'm flying!
8. SKYDIVE
Why didn't you get out of the way
when you saw the tree?
Because I couldn't move
when you were sitting on me! Why else?
What was the last thing you wanted to do?
Let's get it done so you can die.
What if I suddenly don't want to die?
After so many tricks,
now you don't want to die?
I'm so young, and so pretty,
and there are so many fun things
left in the world.
Wow!
I really don't want to die.
But I won't live for long.
I have cancer.
Chemotherapy already made
all my hair fall out.
Of course,
I'm still very pretty even when I'm bald.
Who sent you to kill me?
As a professional killer,
I can't reveal details about my clients--
It was me. I spent the money
to hire you to kill me
because I didn't want to die
in a hospital bed.
Being assassinated sounds so cool.
Usually, only famous,
important people get assassinated.
Do it.
That was the last thing I wanted to do.
EAT THEM UP!
So close and I still missed!
Oh, well, forget it!
I still will keep your fee, though,
because I'm going to take you
to see an amazing doctor
who might be able to cure you.