The Doomies (2026) s01e06 Episode Script

1
[thunderclap]
Consider it done, Master.
I shall find the boy and drag him back
to the gates of Subterra.
[thunderclap]
[wheezing]
[gasps]
[shuddering]
Uh, why am I blindfolded again?
-It's a surprise.
-'Cause you'd never come willingly.
[scoffs] It's team bonding, isn't it?
[both] Yep.
Welcome to Boatloads of Fun.
Did Doug put you up to this?
[both] Nope.
[coughs]
You really want to take me
on a boat full of teenagers?
[Romy, Bobby] Yep.
[patrons laughing, chattering]
-[grunts]
-[bell dings]
[all cheering]
This place is buzzing!
Literally. It's got shoddy electrics.
So, avoid any large puddles.
[grunts]
[screams]
[both laughing]
[all laughing]
[gasps]
Oh, come on. Teens aren't that scary.
Besides, you're part of this town now.
You've got to show your face.
Are you sure?
'Cause we're getting weird looks.
[scoffs] We always get weird looks.
You get used to it, honestly.
[chuckles]
Come on. We're not leaving
without having some fun.
And I've got mad coin.
Uh-huh, so let's play!
-[coin clatters]
-[beeping]
[vocalizes]
[groaning]
[groans]
-[chuckles]
-[grunts, whimpers]
[grunts]
[all screaming]
Whoa.
[crying]
[all slurping]
Oh, but watch out for brain freeze.
What's brain-- [gasps]
Go. Flush the boy out.
[growls]
-[Bobby laughs] Yes!
-[Romy] Whoo!
[both cheering, laughing]
[grunting]
[all snickering]
-Cover for me. I'll be right back.
-[chuckles]
Margot, Jacques, Christel, Louis.
How's it going, friendos?
-Just enjoying the free entertainment.
-[all laughing]
We're obsessed with you little Doomies.
You're kind of famous.
Don't forget to subscribe
for a scary good time.
[shudders]
[screams]
The wrong kind of famous.
[all chuckle]
-[Bobby screams on phone]
-Mom, I'm busy.
You always do that.
You made Bobby your ringtone?
We've missed that mega-dork
-ever since school closed.
-[grunting]
Uh, that dork
really does hunt monsters, okay?
You just don't see them
'cause Bobby keeps you safe.
So, you know, give us a follow.
Puh-leeze.
The only weird going ons
in this town are you guys.
But congratulations.
-I see you've got a new weirdo in tow.
-[grunts]
Mmm.
[yelps, mumbles]
Something stinks.
[sighs] Can't we get one evening off
from fighting evil?
[zombie snarling]
[chuckles] Zombies.
[growls]
Um, it actually looks like zombie fish,
or, I guess, "fishzies"?
[growls]
-Oh, "Foz." [chuckles] "Swimming Dead."
-[zombie growling]
No. "Spawn of the Dead." Ooh,
"Zombies of the Deep"? [stammers]
"Scary Scales"? [chuckles] Hmm?
[all growling]
I'll workshop their name later!
One day you'll see, monsters are real.
Then you'll thank us.
Whatevs. Enjoy your "monster club."
This place is dead. Let's bounce.
[panting]
Uh, what's the big deal?
[phone beeping]
Doug! It's Bobby.
Uh, Boat Loads of Fun's
been overrun by zombie fish.
Uh, they're like fish, but,
uh, dead and, oh, so angry.
-Hmm.
-[Bobby] Say what?
You want to talk to Kim?
[phone beeps]
[chuckles] She hung up on me.
I know you're hurting, Kim,
but I can fix this.
And I can fix that next.
All right, whatever's going on,
we want no part in it.
So scooch.
No one gets in. No one gets out.
[scoffs] Oh, great.
We've been kidnapped
by the new-in-town maniac.
Trust me. I don't want to be trapped
on this stinking ship either.
It's, uh, just temporary, I hope.
But, um, help is on its way. Well, Doug.
But sometimes he's helpful.
Oh, it's April Fools'.
-This has got to be the lamest prank ever.
-[all chuckle]
-[thuds]
-[zombies growling]
These zombies are no joke.
They can't wait to feast on grub like you.
So, maybe they're slow and lumbering,
but these monsters will never stop.
They'll just keep coming
until you're surrounded,
and before you know it…
-[exclaims] …you'll be fish food.
-[screams]
[imitating fish]
I want my mommy!
You have nothing to worry about
as long as we're here.
We are monster pros. You'll see.
We know everything from A to zombies.
[chuckles, groans]
What are you doing?
We've clearly got an image problem,
and I'm gonna fix it.
Don't you see? Now's our chance
to influence the social influencers.
You wanna soup up the charm
-in the middle of a zombie apocalypse?
-Mm-hmm. It's gonna be "soup-alicious."
Good idea, Bobby.
We should stockpile
all the food we can find.
There's, uh, the claw machines.
They're always stacked with candy.
And Bobby's got mad coin.
[chuckles]
Noise equals certain doom.
[Bobby] Mmm.
Noted. Thanks for that, Kim.
Um, why don't you guys
go secure the premises?
-You're not coming?
-Later. I'll handle the food. [chuckles]
[sighs] Time to soup up the charm.
[Bobby] So much for team bonding.
I don't get why Romy
wants to impress them so badly.
Who are they anyway?
Ouimper royalty. The coolest of the cool.
There's the leader, mini mayor Margot.
Her mom's the mayor,
but she secretly runs the town.
-[knocks on door]
-[parent] Margot, it's been three hours.
I got the sash. So, dash.
[Bobby] Then there's Jacques the Jock.
Three-time champion at boules.
-Pow!
-[whimpers]
[Bobby] Of course,
there's the most pampered teen in town,
-Louis XIV.
-Yeah!
[Bobby] And, finally,
there's Ouimper's rising star, Christel.
-I'm a starfish ♪
-She sings weekly at the Laundromat.
Are any of those things impressive?
Eh. Cool enough for Ouimper.
And being cool is cool?
[zombie snarling]
[all growling]
-[all cheering]
-"Snackapalooza!"
[Bobby] Just checking in.
These swimming dead are no joke.
Over. [yelps] Watch out, Kim!
There's a zombie fish
heading right for you!
-[all gasp]
-Oh, no, never mind.
You've got loads of time.
It's actually super slow.
Oh, great. Now it just fell over.
And it's flopping around.
Huh, I guess they're faster in water.
You know, I wonder
where these zombie fish come from.
Probably the, uh, the Dead Sea.
Huh? [chuckles]
[chuckles]
-[growls]
-[Bobby grunting]
Uh, I think booping the fish
on the nose just makes them madder.
We need proper gear.
[Bobby straining]
[straining continues]
[sighs] Hmm?
-Hey, Romy.
-Huh?
Ready to join our patrol?
We got extra gear for ya.
-[chuckles]
-[Margot] Oh, what are you gonna do?
Write the zombies a sternly-worded letter?
-[Louis groaning]
-[Kim] This one's turning into a zombie.
[gasps]
Could you be any creepier?
And I am not turning into a zombie.
I swear.
I just ate too much candy.
-You looted all the snacks?
-[chuckles]
Come on, Bobby. We need to patrol.
You better check in with Doug.
We're running out of time.
[Bobby on phone] Doug,
we got a lot of rotting fish on our hands.
And a few rotten teens too.
What's the story?
[sighs] Is Kim still not talking to me?
[grunts]
I think that's a no.
Right. Well, here's the situation.
You're dealing with an extremely
slippery variety of the undead.
"Imortufishtu".
-[engine starts]
-[siren blaring]
They're controlled by an entity
known as the Fisher King.
Defeat him, you defeat his undead army.
Well, the bad news is, uh, he's immortal.
But if there's a way to defeat him,
I'll find it. Just hang tight.
-[siren wailing]
-Hmm?
[police] You're under arrest. Pull over.
-[phone beeps]
-[zombies growling]
At least the door's holding.
[growling]
[scoffs] Phone's dead.
That's it. We're leaving.
Jacques, shimmy the door.
Mmm.
Wait.
You could leave,
-or we could get this party started.
-[pop music playing]
What do you say?
[electronic voice 1] Dance, dance fever.
[electronic voice 2] Turn up the sound.
[all growling]
-Teens.
-Romy.
[Bobby] Romy, come in. What's going on?
[snarling]
[zombies growling]
[screams] Zombie!
-[snarls]
-[Christel screams]
[grunts]
I mean, ew, what are we
even meant to do with dead fish?
I just flush them down the toilet.
[yelps]
-[growls]
-Uh, good fishy.
Anyone know trout tickling?
These fingers were made for killing.
Jacques strikes back.
[yelps] I've been bit.
I got fish fingers now.
[growls]
That's it. I'm out of here.
Margot, wait!
Bite me.
Oh! I didn't mean literally.
[groaning]
[zombies growling]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[zombies groaning]
[Bobby] Hey, fombies. Come get some.
[growling]
Congrats. Looks like
these fish brains like their new name.
[both growl]
What the-- There's zombie zombies now too?
[grunts]
[growls]
[electronic voice] Welcome to the mall.
Shop till you drop.
-Booted up a zombie favorite.
-[zombies growl]
[Romy grunting]
I can't believe you did this!
I'm sorry. It was for the greater good.
I wanted to win them over so they
can't think that you're a total loser,
-but it backfired.
-[grunts]
-Clearly!
-[zombies growl]
-[yelps]
-[Kim grunts]
[grunts]
[growling]
[electricity crackles]
[laughs] Shoddy electrics for the win!
[both grunt, scream]
[Romy grunting]
-[grunts]
-You're with us now.
Romy!
[roars]
Bobby! [yelps]
-[panting, whimpering]
-[yelping]
[all sigh]
Oh, Bobby, come in.
[whimpers] Do you hear me?
[chuckles] Forget it. They're fish food.
More candy for me.
[groans]
[Doug] Want to make yourself useful?
Help me figure out how
to vanquish the dreaded "Imortufishtu."
[zombies growling]
-[yelps]
-[grunting] Huh?
[growling]
[whimpers]
[yelps]
We need to find another way out.
You know how to read maps?
[chuckles] So dorky.
[Louis chewing]
Could we hurry it up?
Unlike some people, I have a life.
[Bobby grunts]
[Romy on radio] You guys are the worst!
I can't believe I spent the whole evening
trying to convince you
that my friends are cool
when they're way cooler
than you'll ever be!
[yawns] Whatevs. We don't need you.
Uh, where are you going?
Towards the light. Duh.
Hold up. I think it's a trap.
[both scream]
[both growl]
[screams]
-[growls]
-[screams]
-[panting]
-[roars]
[screams]
[panting, grunting]
[grunts, pants]
-[yelps]
-[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
Oh, just make it quick.
[gasps, yelps]
[all growl]
Mmm? You came back.
We heard your big speech.
[chuckles]
So, friends?
[chuckles]
[sniffs, groans]
It's fish goop.
Friend-- Oh.
I got bit.
Um, well, it-- It doesn't look that bad.
[chuckles] Right?
Just hold tight. I'm sure
Doug will come through with a cure.
Uh, he's in jail.
-[sighs]
-Whatever.
I'm not real anyway.
Congratulations. You're sounding
like a real teen right now.
And believe me, you're way more real
than those other phonies.
[zombies growling]
-[Romy whimpers]
-Huh?
Get behind me. We're jumping ship.
Oh, and you better suit up.
[all grunting]
[cheers]
-[Bobby yelps]
-[grunts]
[toy squeaks]
-[phone rings]
-Oh, it's gotta be Doug.
The good news just keeps on coming.
Oh, it's an unknown number.
-Uh, never mind.
-Hello!
-[Doug] Hey, listen to me.
-Doug!
The only way
to defeat the Fisher King and his army
is by crushing his sacred seal.
Seal, as in sea mammal?
Like… [imitates seal]
I'm talking talisman.
I don't know what it looks like,
but it holds his power.
Crush it,
and you'll break his curse of the dead.
Cuddles discovered that one.
Wait. Hold up.
Who or what is a Fisher King?
[Fisher King] I am!
[thunderclaps]
-You'll make a fine trophy.
-[whimpers]
[chuckles]
Ah. Fish nuts.
[Kim grunting]
At last, the end is within reach.
[Fisher King laughs]
Go. [groans]
Save Bobby's-- [groans]
[growls]
[screams]
I think the message got muddied there,
but thanks.
[screams]
That's gotta be the talisman.
[panting]
Don't worry, buds. I'm on it!
Ha!
[screams]
-[roars]
-[screams]
[grunts]
[groans]
Ah!
[roars]
Whoa!
[straining]
Bobby, you've gotta do it.
Grab the talisman!
Okay, clammy hands,
don't fail me now. [strains]
Nope. [strains]
Yeah, we both regret me doing that.
Anytime now, Bobby!
[groaning]
[straining]
Gotcha!
[chuckles]
Time to reel it in.
-[groaning]
-[strains]
[Romy grunts]
-[gasps]
-[Bobby grunts]
[both growling]
[screams]
[both growling] Huh?
Mmm?
[seagulls squawking]
-Ha!
-[straining]
[giggles]
-Not bad for a small fry.
-Don't forget Doug.
I mean, he's usually wrong,
but this time he totally came through.
-Go, Doug.
-[all groan]
My brain hurts.
So, how about them zombies?
You're not roping us
into your weird little monster club.
So next time,
just stay away from us, okay?
Uh-huh. Unlike you,
we have an image to uphold.
I guess the real adventure was
the friends we didn't make along the way.
Those teens are total monsters.
You're both pretty cool though.
So, what now?
We're the Doomies.
We're gonna keep doing what we always do.
But maybe it's time
you let Doug off the hook.
Fine. As long as you don't
make any more fish-related puns.
Yeah, that one was the worst.
Hook, line and stinker.
[both laugh]
-You went there.
-Oh, no, I didn't.
-You really went there, Bobby!
-Oh, yes, I did!
[Bobby, Romy laughs]
I'm so-- I can't help it!
[gasps]
Oh.
[chuckling] Oh.
[theme song playing]