Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e06 Episode Script

Slay ♪
[speaking Korean]
Good morning to you, too.
Your Korean's improving.
Oh, Vee, let me try something
in your language. Ready?
[squeaking]
Whoa, Elijah,
that's my grandma you're talking about!
[stammers]
[squeaks]
Apology accepted.
[upbeat music playing]
[screams] The Spotlights,
they're here!
It's happening. Look natural.
Stop ♪
Watch ♪
Drop ♪
I know that I look hot ♪
Wow. Who are they?
Why don't we have
entrance choreography?
The Spotlights are the most
exclusive club at Wilson.
Yeah, I wanted in
until I found out it was just for girls.
Then I really wanted in.
Getting in is like joining
a sisterhood for life.
[sighs] Millie Eyelash
was a Spotlight.
The Millie? My Millie?
Millie-Millie?
We have to be Spotlights!
How do we get in?
I'm not above bribery.
Please, your chance is as good
as Mary Cunningham's.
-Who's that?
-Exactly.
Like you guys,
Mary Cunningham was also
the First Year to Watch,
but then she got rejected
from The Spotlights.
Oh, no. What happened to her?
They say she runs the school's
lost and found now.
Because that's where
her life ended up.
Sophie,
if we become Spotlights,
Millie Eyelash will be
our sister for eternity!
Well, an eternity for me.
For you,
a regular human life cycle.
Congratulations.
I'm about to change your life.
I'm so excited.
[giggles]
Well, don't get too excited.
Oh, I wasn't.
I was appropriately excited.
[squeals]
It's just an invitation
to our meet and greet.
It's the first round
of a three round audition process.
I mean, we are
The Spotlights after all.
Oh, you two
are First Years to Watch,
and now we're watching you.
[music continues]
Stop ♪
Watch ♪
Oh, my goblins!
They're watching us.
We're being watched!
I'm so excited
and I didn't even know
what this was
five minutes ago.
[all squeal]
[singing] Slay! ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine
shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
Ah, where was this life
600 years ago?
[both giggling]
Demi, those are
my new slippers.
Are you sure they're yours?
I don't know.
Is your name Sophie Choi?
Well played,
but I'm keeping the robe.
No, that's my robe.
I don't see your name on it.
Oh. So we're just writing
our names on everything now.
Yes, we are and you know why?
This dorm room
is not big enough for the three of us.
Finally, someone said it.
See ya, Sophie?
I'm not the problem. You are!
Wearing our things,
possessing my stuffy,
releasing your ghostly vapors
and never saying "Excuse me"!
Well, excuse me.
Sorry, Demi.
This is our room.
You need to live, laugh, lurk
somewhere else.
Are you serious?
Fine, but I'm taking
your chargers out of spite.
You don't even have a phone!
Kyah!
Kyah. What are we doing?
Demi, don't sneak up on me
like that.
If I had known you were coming over,
I would have cleaned my room.
It's so messy.
All right.
That's better.
You call this messy?
It's pristine.
You could perform surgery
on this rug.
I'm not a doctor,
but I think I could.
So what's up?
Well, Vee and Sophie told me
I have to find
a new place to live.
To live, Elijah. Live!
If it makes you feel
any better,
they never even gave me a roommate.
Not taking it personally.
Just doing
a lot of angry journaling.
Really?
In that case,
I have a proposal for you.
Uh, what's happening?
Elijah Van Helsing Summers.
This is all so sudden.
Will you be my roommate?
Oh, sure. That sounds great.
For a second there, I thought
I was gonna have to break your heart.
This invitation says we have to wear gold
to the meet and greet.
I don't have any gold clothes!
How am I gonna shine
if I can't shine?
I don't have any either.
But what I do have are wings.
I'll fly to the store
and buy something.
I just gotta transform.
[grunts]
Is this an interpretive dance,
or do I need to call
the nurse?
I can't turn into a bat,
and I've always been able
to turn into a bat.
It's like riding a bike.
You never forget.
It's okay, Vee.
I forgot how to skip
for a whole year and look at me now.
-See?
-Not helping, Skippy.
So, I cleared out
a drawer for you.
[spookily] Ooh!
What am I, Elijah?
What am I?
A ghost who's gonna have to
remake his bed in a minute.
Nah, I'm just gonna
sleep in it later anyway.
Learn from your roomie.
Observe.
-Oh!
-Live a little.
Interesting advice
coming from a ghost.
But why not?
[chuckles]
You know,
maybe I'll just fix it.
Oh, we're eating
in the room now.
[chuckles]
I guess I'll just call the dining hall
and tell them to shut down.
Can I be honest with you?
Roomie to roomie.
You're kind of uptight.
I know, man. I'm sorry.
It's just how I grew up.
As you know, my mom
can be a little intense.
But maybe you're right.
Now that I'm here
and she's not
That felt good.
Yeah. You're a real rebel.
You want me to turn around
-so you can pick it up behind my back?
-I really do.
[electronic beat playing]
Hello, future recruits
and rejects.
I'm Megan, President
of The Spotlights.
AKA Megan Thee Spotlight.
Ah, I see what you did there.
Nice vest.
You know,
I lost one just like that.
You might want to check
the lost and found, tomorrow.
Anyway, there have been many
illustrious Spotlights over the years,
including the queen
of pop herself, Millie Eyelash.
[sighs softly]
Now the meet and greet
is the first step
in deciding whether or not you'll be
invited into our
forever sisterhood circle.
[gasps] I'm so nervous!
-Samesies.
-I'm not. I'm shaking 'cause I'm cold.
First, a little icebreaker.
When the spotlight
lands on you,
you're gonna share
a fun fact about yourself.
And it better be a fact,
and it better be fun.
Last year,
someone said she liked toast.
She's gone now.
Let's begin! [claps]
Oh, gosh, me.
Okay. Hi, I'm Sophie.
My fun fact is I like to
hand-make alpaca plushies.
And, yes, I stuff them
with alpaca wool.
Don't ask where I get it.
That's twisted
in a way I don't like.
You know what I do like?
Snakes. That's your thing now.
But I hate snakes!
Do you also hate the idea
of becoming a Spotlight?
Sounds good.
Whoo-hoo snakes!
[suspenseful music playing]
Uh
What the what?
I thought
you couldn't turn into a bat?
I didn't do it on purpose--
Well, well, well.
That was quite a surprise.
For centuries,
people have hated your kind.
It is very brave of you
to reveal that you're a
[intense music playing]
Magician!
[laughs in relief]
A magician.
Yes. That is exactly
what I am. A magician.
Ugh! A triple threat?
I just can't!
[claps]
Yeah, seriously! Isn't she amazing?
Well, the bat trick sure was.
Vee, we can't wait
to see the rest
of your magic act tomorrow
at the official auditions.
[giggles] Um, Actually,
I was hoping to sing.
-Sophie and I have--
-No. Your thing Is magic now.
I mean, unless you want
your thing to be leaving.
Uh, magic it is!
[sighs in relief]
You're invited too,
snake girl.
[hissing like snake]
See you there.
All right, who's next?
[panting]
Look what Megan gave me.
His name is Todd,
and he's poisonous.
Poisonous is my favorite kind!
[gasps] Oh, he's so cute!
Who's my little danger noodle?
You are.
You are. You are--
No, no, no. What? Hey! What?
Bye, Todd.
[gasps]
You got so lucky!
Being a magician
is easy for you,
since you already have powers!
Not when my powers
keep fritzing.
I just wish I could sing
and not do magic.
Back home, everyone knows a magician
is just a wannabe wizard.
It's offensive.
But once we're Spotlights,
we can be ourselves
and meet Millie.
I just need to work Todd
into my DJ set.
Todd?
He's gone!
[screams]
[sighs]
Oh, Demi,
you're absolutely glowing.
What is that smell?
Wait
Crypt scented?
Hey!
I was trying to cover up
this room's weird aroma.
You mean the smell of clean?
Lavender with notes
of vanilla? Yuck!
Anyway, time to rest in peace.
So how long does it take
for a ghost to fall asleep?
[snoring] Boo-boo-boo-boo
[snoring] Boo-boo-boo-boo
[groans softly]
Hey, could you stop
moving so much?
-I can't sleep with your boo-snoring.
-I'm not boo-snoring.
Yeah, you do, Boo.
Look, forget it.
I just wanna get some sleep.
Me too.
-Good night.
-Sleep tight.
-[whispers] I won't.
-What was that?
Nothing.
All right. Remember the plan.
I pretend to hypnotize you,
you pretend to be hypnotized.
-Right. We're gonna kill it.
-Indeed.
Now, the next candidate,
Vee, the Bat-nificent.
[crowd applauding]
Hello, gals and ghouls
for my magic act today
I will be hypnotizing,
my dear friend,
the great Sophie.
You mean the great snake-ini?
Wait! Where's Todd?
Silence! Please.
I must concentrate.
Great Snake-ini,
look deep into my eyes.
Abracadabra, dooby-doo,
I am hereby hypnotizing you!
Um, Vee,
why are your eyes glowing?
Oh, no,
my powers are fritzing.
Sorry, Sophie.
Did I mind control you
or are you pretending?
-Be honest.
-Honest? As you wish.
I've got a lot to get off my chest
about these low-rent divas.
Where to start?
Let's spotlight
The Spotlights.
Casey, your hacky-sack
act, hacky.
Too honest, Sophie.
Too honest!
Donna, 10 minutes
of knock knock jokes?
Knock, knock, nobody cares.
This is amazing!
-That's enough!
-[giggles]
Just a friendly reminder.
She's hypnotized and not responsible
for anything she's saying.
Okay, Sophie,
look me in the eyes.
I'm not done yet.
[Vee laughs nervously]
And Megan, your obsession with snakes
is s-s-super s-s-sus.
-Excuse me?
-Oh, and Todd is missing.
Long live, alpacas!
Abracadabra, dooby doo,
please stop this.
I'm pressing undo.
Okay, Vee, go ahead.
Hypnotize me!
Why does everyone
look so angry?
That's all for me.
[awkwardly]
Vee the Bat-nificent.
[slow-clapping]
Well, Vee,
that was a great magic act.
I mean, I kind of expected you
to make her
act like a chicken.
But brutal honesty
is fun, too.
[chuckles nervously]
I'm so glad you liked it.
You've made it
to the last round.
[gasps] Yes!
Sophie, we made it.
Oh, Sophie's out.
She just insulted
the sisters of The Spotlight.
I don't remember that.
And you lost Todd.
Okay, Todd I remember.
Did I really call them
low-rent divas?
I mean, they are.
But I would never
say it out loud.
I don't wanna
do this without you.
I'm telling Megan
I'm not doing
the final audition.
No. Vee, you have to.
This is your chance
to meet Millie one day.
If I got the opportunity
and you didn't,
you'd encourage me
to continue, right?
Of course.
Well, I'm encouraging you.
Even if I'm not a Spotlight,
nothing's gonna
change between us.
I mean, look,
we're eating lunch together.
Yeah, you're right.
Why are you
eating lunch together?
Because we're friends.
Future Spotlights
eat over there.
[mouthing]
Britney, move over.
Do I have to?
What if she Houdinis
my zucchinis?
-I don't want to be a magician.
-Don't complain.
They're making me
be a ventriloquist.
I'm the pretty one.
If you make it to The Spotlights,
you'll be eating lunch with us,
hanging out with us
and moving in with us.
So I'll be
spending all my time with The Spotlights?
Well, that's what sisterhood
is all about.
Forced proximity.
Now let's talk
about your next magic act.
How do you feel about
being chained up underwater?
Ooh, we love that for you!
When did my room
turn into a junkyard?
These are
priceless antiquities!
Priceless 'cause they're
not worth anything.
Why is this all here?
I had to get my things
out of storage.
Paying a dollar a month
for 600 years adds up.
I didn't realize you come
with so much baggage.
I didn't realize
you come with so many rules.
[sighs wearily]
[both] Maybe we shouldn't
live together.
You read my mind!
You read it again!
Are you sure you're okay
with not being roommates?
I've actually
had my eye on the attic.
It's got character
and good bones.
Like me.
Just kidding.
I don't have bones.
I hope it's okay
if I come visit?
Of course. But if you see popcorn
on the floor, that's where I keep it.
If you talk back
one more time,
this is gonna be
a one Muppet show.
I can't believe if Vee
does well tonight,
she might get to meet
Millie Eyelash!
It stinks
you're not up there too.
If it can't be me,
I'm glad it's her.
And hey, at least the snacks
are better out here.
Don't eat that!
[playing pitch-pipe]
And that's why we're
better than everyone ♪
Scene.
[all applauding]
Hello, gals and ghouls.
It's me, Vee the Bat-nificent.
Apparently I'm a magician now.
So, for my first trick,
I will make an incredibly
talented friend appear.
Well, I think we all know
who she's talking about.
I'm talking
about my best friend, Sophie.
Get up here.
-Really?
-Really?
The snake hater?
[scoffs]
Vee, what are you doing?
I thought I wanted to be
a part of a sisterhood.
But if it means
changing who we are,
it's not worth it.
Besides, I already have
a sister. You.
Aw, you're my sister too.
Stop having a heart-to-heart!
Back to the show!
Let's do our song.
This feels like a mutiny.
Don't get any ideas.
-[pop music playing]
-Life's like a movie ♪
And you are my co-star ♪
You are my anchor ♪
When I have sailed too far ♪
We fly like two birds
of a feather ♪
Got your back forever ♪
Again and again ♪
You know the true me ♪
I never have to hide ♪
We go together
like oceans and the tide ♪
I know my confidence
is locked in ♪
Even when I'm boxed in ♪
We're 10 out of 10 ♪
Would recommend ♪
Even when I'm not
the best with you ♪
I never second guess ♪
We always find the beauty
in the mess ♪
'Cause when I'm with you ♪
Every dream comes true ♪
Everything we do ♪
Keeps on getting better ♪
Every star
that we've reach so far ♪
Makes us who we are ♪
Now and for forever ♪
We got, we got magic ♪
That we'll never take
for granted ♪
Anywhere or when ♪
We're forever friends ♪
Up until the end ♪
Then we'll do it all again ♪
[all cheering]
That was incredible, Vee,
but really dumb.
You're out.
We don't need The Spotlights.
We have each other.
Wait. Are they expecting us
to leave with them?
Because I paid $20
for our tickets.
And the drama
has been worth it.
[hisses]
[screams] Snake!
-Oh, and it's not over yet.
-Yeah.
Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
Watch what I can do again.
-[whooshes]
-[wings flapping]
Hey, look who's back.
[whooshes]
I hope that's the end
of the fritzing.
Ladies, do you mind?
You're in my new man cave.
Ah, and we're trying to reduce
our cortisol levels.
You know, these two
are onto something.
Right? Nothing wrong
with a little us time.
What do we have
to worry about?
It is decided
due to concerning reports
of slayer activity
in the vicinity of Wilson Hall
we are sending our old friend
to vanquish
any and all Van Helsings.
We must protect the vulnerable
Vampirina at all costs.
Also, the new council capes
have arrived,
but unfortunately
they are all extra small!
You had one job, Eugene.
One job. [hisses]
[intense music playing]