Bros (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

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INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS
[whimsical music playing]
[phone beeping]
[sighs]
Oh, shit.
How are you, Lady Pini?
Okay. How are you? You're, uh
-Poni. We've met, yeah. David Poni.
-Yeah, sure.
Well, I remember Poni, I
I didn't think
you called yourself that as well.
Oh, I'm proud of it. It's a gift, really.
David is common, Poni is unique.
Yeah, Ponis are, uh
Forget it.
So you're not in Poland with the others?
I thought you were hardcore too.
I'll go to the game only.
I can't stay in Poland.
The game finishes and I leave.
It's dangerous.
Mother wouldn't allow it, and she's right.
You saw what went down.
I knew they'd get in trouble there.
Uh, what's that about?
I'm sure you heard.
I thought Pini would have told you.
Didn't he call?
Well, sure.
Sure, we spoke. It's a mess there?
I don't mean to offend you,
but those two always seem to find trouble,
your husband and his partner as well.
Yeah, right.
Nisso and Pini are both lunatics.
Absolutely.
Nachum called.
They probably didn't want to worry you.
I wanted to ask him
which hotel he was staying at
because he's holding my ticket, you know.
He explained how crazy they went,
Nisso and Pini.
Car chases, bottles and clubs,
and before they did all of that, coke,
and it put the pieces
together in my head, coke.
It was some kind of drug deal.
They bought coke from Neo Nazis
who wanted to kill them.
There was fighting,
chasing through the streets, you name it.
-What can I say? Good health to everyone.
-What? Uh
Just Nazis?
-Oh, there's Mom. About damn time.
-[vehicle approaching]
With her driving, please, God save us.
Mom, I've been waiting.
It's hot as hell out here!
David, just get in the car.
I have pots on the stove, baby.
Oh, but why would you cook?
I already ate lunch.
Always complaining.
Wait a second, David.
It's all good, Alma.
As long as we have health,
it all works out.
[in Hebrew] Go, Beitar!
[quirky theme song playing]
BROS
[Avi chuckles]
[Avi] Good morning.
Thought you died.
Oh, man.
Head hurts.
I told you the second bottle was too much.
Is that water?
Great, thanks.
What's this?
I lent you a shirt.
Right.
Oblivion.
Is it late?
-It's almost ten.
-Mm-hmm.
Did we do anything dumb?
You spoke. [chuckles]
So, uh
-Do you want to take a shower?
-No. You go.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
I'll I gotta go.
-[Avi] Sure. Finish it.
-Mm-hmm.
Thanks.
You know, the sausage is, uh
Sausage, yeah, right. Pork, yeah.
[Nisso] Yeah.
Why are you eating alone?
Did Pini come to his senses?
Why are you alone?
I guess Rotem came to hers.
What do you mean?
You should figure it out.
One plus one.
How much is that?
Is it five?
You think about that.
Who is he?
Not your concern.
How are you?
Morning.
[Yaffit] Good morning. [laughs]
Good morning.
How was the fair?
Oh, we never made it.
-My legs were killing me. I bailed.
-[chuckles]
So, where's the princess?
Oh. She went to her room.
She'll be down soon.
Enjoy.
[Yaffit chuckles]
[bell tolling]
Hey, Nisso.
Thank God,
I've been worried for you guys.
Hey, what's up, Nachum?
So, are you okay?
How is Pini?
He's fine. It's all good. Why? [laughs]
You were in trouble
with Nazis, weren't you?
I saw them chasing you
with bats and bottles.
I ran to your room and knocked,
but neither of you answered.
I called David and made him check to see
if they were saying anything on the news.
No, it's okay.
We went to the wrong bar, you know.
It's all right.
[Nachum sighs]
Well
How are you?
You wanted to see the factory, huh?
That's so depressing.
What's depressing?
What they did here.
-What are you talking about?
-This is the factory.
[Nachum] You just happened to be here?
He really was a hell
of a man, that Schindler.
I mean, thanks to him
and that factory for pressure cookers,
he saved over a million Jews.
I don't think you can cram in
that many people here.
How do you fit a million?
You could fit a thousand.
You do the math.
What's the saying?
Anyone that saves one life in Israel
is said to save the entire world.
I know we're not in Israel,
but it's, uh
the same time zone.
What time is it in Israel? The same.
Yeah.
Just imagine it.
He had to choose among the workers,
knowing that he would rescue some
and that others would die.
Think about what goes through
a person's head when he's facing death.
It's awful.
-Hey.
-Hmm?
If you knew you were going to die soon,
what would you do?
For God's sake, what makes you say that?
Nothing. Just because of Schindler.
Ah.
If you found out something like that,
what's the first thing you would do?
I'm not sure.
I guess I'd try to live out
the experiences I haven't had yet.
Right.
[laughing]
I guess I could
drive a Mustang convertible, right?
Yeah.
I'd go and help Mother paint her house.
I said that I would,
and I haven't done it.
And man, her countertop
needs to be changed, it's bad.
I guess, um
Well, uh
Well, I might tell Yaffit.
What?
You know.
Tell me, just between us. What?
That
not a day goes by
that I don't think of her.
At least I wouldn't be alone.
But she'd be left all alone with the loss.
Yeah, that's true.
[theme music playing]
[ultrasound whooshing]
[tech] Hmm.
Ah, can you see the heartbeat?
Perfect.
Okay, that's very good.
The heartbeat is strong.
That's great.
You're trembling, Alma. You cold?
No.
You can relax, the baby's fine. Look.
No, it's fine. That's not it.
Are you excited?
You could have brought your mom
if you don't want to come to this alone.
It wouldn't bother me.
I care for a lot of single moms.
I'm not alone in this.
My husband's overseas.
[tech] Ah.
On business?
No.
His team, they're away.
They're set to play Kraków.
Oh, you must be worried sick.
I hope he's okay.
What have you heard?
There was a brawl with some fans.
It was on the radio this morning.
[ultrasound stops]
Well, he isn't answering his phone
and he hasn't called.
[tech] I'm sure he's all right.
You don't know what I've
been through with him lately.
He leaves me to go fight with Nazis.
Life with a Beitar fan.
Mine loves Hapoel. Hopeless.
Oh! Excuse me.
It's okay.
[chuckles]
They're good people, huh?
The Poles are great.
What are you two doing here?
Just walking.
Where is your other half?
-Split up.
-[Yaffit] You split up. Yeah, right?
I think you fought with that idiot.
I saw him alone eating breakfast.
-You realized he's a loser too, right?
-[Rotem] Stop.
Yep, I did. He's a big loser.
Hey, do you have a phone
with a plan for overseas long distance?
What? You flew without a phone?
No, it's just
I think I must have lost it somewhere.
During the fight?
How do you know that?
Some fans were talking about it
at breakfast this morning at the hotel.
[Rotem] What have you done now?
Nisso all right?
Maybe someone left it
at the lost-and-found.
You think someone here
would put it in the lost-and-found?
Yeah. It's Europe, right?
Can you just let me use your phone?
No, I don't think so.
What? I want to save a few seconds
on the plan for emergencies.
Oh, come on, Yaffit, don't be cheap.
Just let him call.
He'll call Alma, who must be worried.
He'll tell her everything's fine.
That's it.
Okay.
Make it fast.
[dials]
-[ringtone playing]
-Do you mind?
[tech] Yes, yes, of course.
Check if it's him.
-Hello.
-[static]
-[Pini over static] Alma?
-Hello?
[garbled] Alma, it's me.
Oh, you're breaking up. Pini?
Alma.
-Pini, is everything okay?
-[garbled] Everything's fine.
[phone beeping]
What's up with this thing?
It disconnected my call.
I can't believe this.
You used up my minutes.
Now my dad will be climbing the walls.
[Rotem] Climbing the walls?
He'll finally have peace and quiet.
-[Yaffit sighs]
-Hang on.
She could call this number right back.
No way. I blocked anything incoming.
You know what it costs from Israel?
I have to pay for incoming calls as well.
Enough. You called Alma now.
You're fine, that's it, come on.
Have fun, all right?
-We're going shopping.
-Let's go.
-Hmm.
-Was it him?
I don't believe it.
What did he say?
He said he's fine.
So?
If he calls to say that he's fine,
then I know he's not.
Why end the call?
And why not call from his phone?
Cl-Clearly, something's happened to him.
[horse snorts]
-It's so beautiful here.
-Yeah, it is.
Hey!
Hey, hey! You stop.
-I'm sorry?
-What's with you?
-Made the carriage stop? Are you for real?
-Shame on you.
-What's your problem?
-Who's this guy?
Were you with Rotem last night?
That isn't your concern.
I have to know.
So what if I was? You broke up.
If you were with her, stick with her.
She's more than a one-night stand.
Unbelievable. You telling me
to treat her well? You serious?
-Get lost. I don't need to explain.
-Oh, yeah?
You don't get it.
All she cares about is you.
She talked about you all night.
We never did anything.
[knock on door]
At last.
Use your key to open the door.
[knock on door]
Oh.
I figured it was Nisso.
He's not with you?
What? What do you want?
A coke.
What?
Do you have any of the white stuff
you were snorting before?
Look, we don't use that stuff, Nachum.
Enough, Pini. Talcum powder?
You think I'm stupid?
No, that's not it.
You didn't mention that
to anyone, did you?
Who, me?
Well
Is there any?
I've never tried it before.
I've heard that it
makes you happy, makes you brave.
It's gone.
Would Nisso have any?
If you find him, ask him.
Haven't seen him all day.
I saw him at Schindler.
You fighting?
No.
I think that Kraków has got
everybody in a shitty mood.
Can you give me another one, please?
And put it on the same room.
This okay?
Huh? Uh, sure.
You're not from here, right?
No, I-I'm from here.
I'm staying at the hotel.
[laughs] No, I mean, you're not local.
Where are you from?
Guess.
Italian.
Yes. Ciabatta.
-You're not Italian.
-[chuckles] No.
-Maybe Greek?
-You got me.
Nice to meet you. Kazantzidis.
Ka Kazan Ji
Kazantzidis?
Kaza, Kaza. You can call me Kaza.
I'm Ola.
After your grandma?
Nice name.
Thank you.
Are you alone?
Yes.
Um
But you know, uh
I don't want to do it for money.
What?
Wow, thank you.
Oh, man, fucking idiot.
[clicks tongue] Uh
H-Hey. Ola?
-I'm sorry, Ola.
-It was very rude.
You're right. Um
[clicks tongue] Uh
It's because you're so
young and beautiful, and I'm not.
Let me buy you a drink.
You don't have to sit with me.
[clicks tongue] It'll cost you a lot.
Yalla, fine.
What do you want to drink?
Yalla? Is that a Greek word?
I'm I'm from Israel.
Israel. Holy Land.
Holy Land, you know about that?
Listen, the corruption is insane.
It's an outrageous project in the middle
of the city and a thorn in our lives.
I'm not from Holy Land.
I'm from Machne Yehuda.
Apple martini.
Ah, apple martini.
Uh, can you give me, please,
one apple martini?
[ominous music playing]
Can I see the menu, please?
Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
[Ola] Oh, I'm so sorry!
[laughing]
I need to go to the bathroom.
Hey, you all right?
I'm fine, man.
You look stupid with that scarf
hanging around your neck.
Sue me. I'm still cold from last night.
So what, man, not speaking to me?
Silence?
What's there to say?
You're right. I shouldn't
have spoken to Adir without you.
But I didn't agree to anything.
I wanted to get an idea of our options.
You have to understand
that since Alma got pregnant, I just
my life turned upside down, understand?
-I feel like I have to make a change.
-Yeah.
So just write it down.
Get three copies,
and I'll read it when I wake up, okay?
Now go away, okay?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
How much did you drink?
Not very much.
-Did you mix it with your bag of goodies?
-Hey, grandpa, go away.
Stop. She'll be back soon.
Just get lost.
Listen. This is really low for you.
Paying for a girl
is really not your style.
But she's not like that.
Why am I even explaining it to you?
It's not your business, dude.
Leave me alone.
Let me have my fun.
Okay, fine, man. You have fun.
-Excuse me.
-[bartender] Yes.
What beer have you got that's on draft?
[bartender] What?
You know.
Never mind, I'll
I'll take the Polish beer.
-[Nisso laughing] What was that?
-[Ola laughing] You're drunk.
[Nisso] I'm so sorry.
[Ola] You're drunk!
[Nisso] Let's go.
So this is my car.
-You have a car?
-Yeah.
-Whoa.
-You have a driver.
-Yeah Whoa!
-Oh.
Get in.
-You first.
-Uh, no, no, you go first.
[Nisso groans]
Hey. Hey! Stop the car!
Stop! Motherfucker.
Nisso!
Hey, where is this party?
It's a street party?
Yeah, it's a party on the roof.
-On the roof.
-Yeah.
Roof? Roof? Roof
[imitating dog]
Roof, roof, roof, roof, roof!
[howls]
[laughing]
How many pills did he take?
Two. He should be out pretty soon.
Nisso!
-Who is this guy?
-Uh
Who is he?
He's my uncle.
-Ah! Uncle.
-Yeah.
Uncle.
[chuckles]
Uncle Moses had a farm ♪
E I E I O ♪
And in this farm he had a ♪
dog, dog?
What is it called, dog?
[howls]
[laughing]
One pill should have worked.
Idiot.
[tires squeal]
[intense music playing]
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! [ringing bell]
Sorry!
[groans]
Damn it!
And there you are.
[Nisso murmuring]
[Nisso slurring] Uncle
Uncle Moses [chuckles]
Uncle Moses had a farm ♪
E I E I ♪
Oh! [laughing]
Whoo!
[laughter continues]
[bike clatters]
[sighs] Don't you think we should
start doing this in a real clinic?
Oh, fuck me.
Do I have to tell you again
exactly why it happens here?
Nisso!
Fuck!
Nisso!
My eyes aren't as good as they were.
Where are you?
[whimsical music playing]