Dragon Ball GT (1996) s01e07 Episode Script

[NARRATOR]
On the last GT,
Goku, Pan, and Trunks
set down in a land of giants
where bugs were
the size of humans.
It was the trio's first time
to get such an up close view
of the Insect Kingdom.
But would it also be their last?
[screams]
[PAN]
No!
This isn't what you think!
I'm not a bug! I'm a girl!
[NARRATOR] Meanwhile,
the Four Star Ball had become
wedged in an apple, and
before it could be retrieved,
a Giant had it for lunch.
Did he just
I'm afraid so! This is bad!
[NARRATOR] Suddenly, the gentle
Giant was gripped with agony.
The Dragon Ball had become
lodged in his tooth.
I hate to do this!
Ka Me Ha Me Ha!
[NARRATOR] Thanks to some
quick dental work by Goku,
the prize was finally won.
Well, guys! First one! Not bad!
Tah-dah!
Yes! At this rate a
year's plenty of time!
[straining]
[PAN] You'd better spit
the rest out right now
or you're gonna get it!
That's the last straw, Giru!
You had your chance
and you blew it!
Time to pay the consequences!
[GIRU] Giru! Giru!
Giru! Giru! Giru!
[PAN] Hold still or you're
really going to get it!
[GIRU] Giru! Giru! Giru!
Giru! Giru! Giru! Giru!
[PAN] There!
How do you like that!
[GIRU] No! Let go!
Not fair! Giru! Giru!
[PAN] Well, I could dump
you out the airlock.
Would that be fair?
Eating a control panel
is practically mutiny!
This will teach you to have
a little self-control! Hmm!
[GIRU] Aah! Trunks! Help!
Please! Giru! Giru! Giru!
Pan, maybe we should think
of a different punishment.
[GOKU] Let's just feed
him until he's full!
I mean, that always worked
for me when I'm hungry.
But Grandpa! I'm trying to
discipline him! Do you mind?!
And besides, what do you
intend to feed him?
Navigation Equipment?
Landing gear?
Why not our Life
Support System?
[chomping]
[PAN]
Hey! Put those down!
[GIRU] Sorry, Pan. It was
too delicious to resist.
Try that again and you're
headed for the scrap pile!
One thing's certain. We need to
buy an energy supply for Giru.
If we want any peace of
mind around here, that is.
We need new scissors, too!
Huh? Hey! Look! There it is!
[PAN] Planets are
just so beautiful!
Yeah! Especially the
ones with Dragon Balls!
[GIRU] Giru! Giru!
Dragon Ball detected!
Ahead, 10,200 kilometers.
Giru! Giru!
Confirmed! Ahead,
10,200 kilometers!
Giru! Giru! Giru!
[TRUNKS]
Let's see here.
Yep, that would put
us right on the surface.
There's no doubt about it.
That beauty is
holding a Dragon Ball.
[GOKU]
Whoa!
[laughing]
[PAN]
What is it, you guys?
Oh. A little village.
How peaceful.
It's a little too peaceful.
Yeah. There's not a soul around.
That means no food.
How could you be hungry?
You just stuffed your face!
It's like your stomach
is a bottomless pit.
[GIRU] Giru! Giru! Giru!
Dragon Ball straight ahead!
Dragon Ball straight ahead!
Forward 100 meters! Giru! Giru!
[Giru beeping]
[TRUNKS] Is this
the right direction, Giru?
[GIRU] Affirmative! Dragon Ball
near! Ten meters ahead! Giru!
I wonder what they're doing.
[GIRU]
Giru?
Hey. How's it goin'?
Hi! Excuse us! But is
everything okay here?
No. Zoonama has come.
Who is Zoonama?
[GIRU] Dragon Ball discovered!
Giru! Giru!
Dragon Ball in hair!
Dragon Ball in hair!
Yep! It's a Dragon Ball!
[TRUNKS] Well, we've got
the Four Star Ball.
Which one do they have?
One! Two! Three!
Four! Five! Six!
The Six Star Ball!
Enough! Who are you people?
And why do you
trespass in our village?
U-uhh! You'll have
to forgive us! Really!
It's just that that ball
is ours, and we need it.
Oh, boy.
I meant to say that your ball
can save the lives of
millions of our people.
I hate to ask, but do you
think we can have it?
You endanger
yourselves by being here!
We have no idea
when Zoonama will return.
We can't worry
about your people.
We have our own problems!
Doma, in our hardship,
let's not forget others' needs.
Yes, Laine.
Hey, who is this Zoonama guy
that's causing so much trouble?
Would you mind
telling us about him?
Yes! Please! Maybe there's
a way that we can help you!
We made a rude entrance.
We'd like to make it up to
you, if you'll let us.
[Goku scarfing down food]
Zoonama! That name strikes
fear in our hearts!
He has been the scourge of
our village for some time now!
[LAINE'S FATHER]
He's an evil god!
A monster who can cause
the planet to tremble
just by shaking his whiskers!
There is no light in
his heart, only darkness!
Bow before me!
[LAINE'S FATHER]
We have tried to appease him
by offering him our most
valuable treasures:
Our finest corn,
the best of our grapes,
our freshest nuts,
and golden grain!
But nothing
satisfies him anymore!
He's no longer
interested in treasure!
Now he wants our women!
He wants your what?
[GIRU]
Dangerous power detected!
Danger approaching!
Danger approaching!
He's coming!
Doma!
[GIRU] Danger approaching!
Giru! Giru! Giru!
Not safe! Not Safe! Giru! Giru!
Danger approaching! Giru! Giru!
Destruction imminent!
Giru! Giru! Giru! Giru! Giru!
We heard you already!
You are so annoying!
[duck quacking]
[evil chuckle]
Well, my peasants! Have you
decided on a bride for me yet?
Someone's gotta marry him?
Yeah! No kidding! No one would
consent to that! Would they?
I'm afraid we don't have
any choice in the matter.
My daughter Laine
is to be his bride.
What? You can't just turn her
over to a monster like that!
That's like making a
sacrifice out of her.
Ooh! I'm finally entering
the hallowed state of matrimony!
Do this! Do that!
Do this! Do that!
Eeeh, hee, hee, heee!
Hold me! Kiss me!
[ZOONAMA] Now scratch
my back and rub my feet!
Ahh! Yes! Lovely marriage!
Make me lunch! Make me dinner!
Hey! You burnt the meat loaf,
you little peasant wench.
How dare you!
Now I'll stomp on it
and make you lick it from
between my toes!
[evil chuckle]
Well, should I shake my
whiskers? Where's my bride?
No, Zoonama! We beg you!
Good! I like when people beg me!
But only a bride
will stop the quake!
[villagers screaming]
A-A-Aaah! I love to
shake things up! Oo-oo-ooh!
How about a picture
of the groom?
Y-yeah! Shake it, baby! Shake!
This defies all logic!
How can he cause an
earthquake by doing that?
So where's my bride to be?
If she doesn't show
in one minute,
I'll erupt a volcano
and torch this place!
[ZOONAMA] So be it! Let the
magma flow! Fire it up!
Blow your stack!
Let it go! Go! Go!
[LAINE]
Zoonama!
So, you want to become the
wife of the great Zoonama
and join me in my love nest
and watch me shake the world
with my massive power?
Is that it?
No! I do not! But if you'll stop
the quake and spare my people,
I'd be willing to give it a try.
She's giving her consent!
What?
Laine! No!
[evil chuckle]
[threatening chuckle]
Laine!
Doma! Try to bear with it!
Many lives are at stake!
Trunks, we've got
to do something!
[DOMA] I won't let her do it!
I can't!
[ZOONAMA] Yes!
You really are cute! Aren't you?
You passed the test!
My bride! You'll do just fine!
Your clothing, on the
other hand, is another story.
Not suited for a wedding at all!
Ix-nay on the old rags, baby!
Get yourself a decent
wedding dress,
and I'll be back to
pick you up tomorrow!
Is she okay?
[ZOONAMA]
Until tomorrow, my sweet!
[LADY]
Poor Laine!
You bad boy! How can you be
selfish at a time like this?
You should be ashamed
of yourself! This is for Laine!
Don't worry, Laine!
We'll take care of
Zoonama for you!
If we beat him, can we have that
ball so we can help our people?
If you beat him, you can have
whatever you want, young lady!
[LAINE'S FATHER]
But is such a feat possible?
I know we may seem young,
but Grandpa and Trunks
have lots of experience!
They do this sort of thing
all the time back home!
They're actually the two
strongest men on our planet!
[PAN]
Right, Trunks?
Well, there's my Dad and my
good friends Gohan and Goten.
But I guess I'm
somewhere in the top five.
Of course,
there's Piccolo, too.
Will you be quiet?! I'm trying
to build you up, so play along!
Well, folks!
I guess it's settled!
There aren't really
any other options!
The three of us will stand up
and fight that Zoonama for you!
Thank you.
I will fight, too!
Doma.
He may be powerful,
but my love for you is greater!
I cannot live
without you, Laine.
[PAN]
Aww!
[LAINE'S FATHER]
Now that's the kind of courage
that our tribe needs!
We'll fight him together, Doma!
It may get rough.
Zoonama has dangerous powers!
[GOKU]
He sure does!
But what he's doing is wrong,
and that gives us the advantage!
How dare you! Didn't I tell
you this food was for Laine?
Well, I guess it's time
to get down to business!
[fighting grunts]
Well, Sir! If you're okay
about working together,
we'll get started!
Yeah! We're ready!
Yes, we graciously
accept your help.
Well, you're welcome!
I already have a plan!
But we'll need a wedding
dress if you have one!
Gosh, that is beautiful, Laine.
On our planet,
brides usually wear white.
[PAN]
But I like this better.
Thanks. Doma and I were
to be wed next week.
Oh, I don't think you have
to worry about that!
That's one dream that's
going to come true!
Thanks, Pan. You give us hope.
Wait. What are you planning to
do with Laine's wedding dress?
I'm glad you asked!
[GOKU]
Aaahh!
Are you crazy?
[PAN]
Grandpa!
[GIRU]
Giru! Giru! Giru!
--Come on! Stay still!
--Forget it!
[GOKU] I'm not
dressing up like a girl!
I tried that before!
It didn't work!
What? Fine! Liar! When?
When I was a kid.
Great you have
experience! Besides,
you have to be the one to do it
because you're the strongest!
Yeah! It's perfect!
Zoonama thinks you're Laine
and takes you to his lair!
Then, when he lets his guard
down, you use these on him!
[PAN] Well? Whatd'ya think?
Pretty good plan, huh?
[GIRU]
Giru! Giru! Giru! Giru!
It's a little severe! Isn't it?
I get it. The scissors are
for cutting off his whiskers.
Aren't they?
That's right!
No more earthquakes!
It might work, but
this disguise won't.
I look absolutely ridiculous.
Hmmmm. You're right. You look
like a total idiot, Grandpa.
I never said I look
like an idiot. That's harsh.
It's not you. It's the dress.
We need someone taller.
--Oh Trunks?
--Oh Trunks?
[TRUNKS] Aaah! Stop it!
Stop that! Let go! No!
Don't take it so hard!
You actually look pretty good!
Your skirt matches your hair!
That's a nice touch!
[PAN] We just need to jazz up
your hair a little bit,
add some make-up,
and you'll be the cutest pretend
bride in the whole village!
What? Forget it!
Make up your mind! Do you want
to save the Earth or not?
I guess.
[uneasy groan]
[laughs]
[Trunks coughing]
[PAN] Well, take a look
at the new you!
[uproarious laughter]
[TRUNKS]
Why me?
Oh, well. It doesn't get
any lower than this,
so I guess thing's can only
get better from here.
[LAINE] I hate that you have to
do this. I'm sorry, Trunks.
Oh! Hey! No biggy!
[DOMA]
Goodbye, Laine!
It's time to go, Trunks.
Be careful, Doma! Please!
[LAINE] If I lose you,
I've lost everything!
Make sure that Trunks takes
this to Zoonama's! Trust me!
It will be easy to cut off
his whiskers if he drinks this!
Aww! Thank you very much!
Hey! Can I try some of that!
Absolutely not!
Strong drink's not for children!
[GOKU] But I eat ChiChi's
food all the time!
Prepare yourself, Trunks.
You're going to have to give
the performance of a lifetime!
If he finds out that you're
not Laine, it's all over!
Oh, that won't happen!
I really am Laine, silly girl!
[DOMA]
Trunks!
[DOMA] It's Zoonama!
He's coming!
Here we go!
Now let's stick to the plan!
We get him relaxed and comfy
and then we cut his whiskers!
Whoo hoo!
[ZOONAMA] Where are you
my beautiful, little bride?
Here comes Zoonama!
[MAN]
Zoonama!
[WOMAN]
Somebody help us!
Dah, daht, dah, dah!
Dah, daht, dah, dah!
Dah, daht, dah, dah, daht,
dah, dah, daht, dah, dah!
All right! Come out my sweet!
Trunks! That's your cue!
[crash]
Ugh!
Laine, Dear! It's Zoonama!
Where are you?
Get out here! Or I'll level
this whole village with a quake
and melt the remains
with lava! Do you hear me?
[TRUNKS]
I'm up here, Zoonama!
You big, ugly tub of lard!
[ZOONAMA] Did I hear
you whispering, Laine?
Keeping secrets from
the groom, huh?
No! I would never dream
of hiding anything from you!
Hmm. I can't put
my finger on it,
but there's something
different about you today.
I think it's your voice.
[PAN] Trunks!
Your acting stinks!
You have to be more demure!
[ZOONAMA]
Is something wrong?
Oh, no! I caught a bit of
a cold last night, that's all.
Oh, what a relief! I wouldn't
want my bride to change a bit!
Now come close to me, Laine,
and let's have a look
at your beautiful face!
Wedding veils are nice! But let
me sneak a little peek at you!
[TRUNKS] If he lifts this veil,
it's all over!
[NARRATOR] One of the Earth's
most eligible bachelors
puts it all on the line
to save two planets!
Can Trunks pass the test, or is
the operation to disarm Zoonama
about to come
to a screeching halt?
Stay tuned for scenes
from the next Dragon Ball GT!