Kian's Bizarre B&B (2025) s01e07 Episode Script

1
-[Jin] Let's do some exercises.
-[Chung-il] Yeah.
-[Myeong-gyun] Let's work out.
-[Eun-sik] Sounds fun.
-[Chung-il] I saw a sandbag here.
-[Jin] Feel free to use anything here.
ENTERING THE GYM
How high up the wall can you go?
[Eun-sik] Wow.
5-METER-HIGH ROPE
-This?
-You need to be a climber.
Why don't we see
how far each of us can get?
Sure.
-Our athlete first.
-[chuckles nervously] I'm no athlete.
SHY
Come on, just try it.
I might reach the top
with my feet against the wall.
-No feet on the wall.
-Not if we're sticking to the rules.
I guess I can give it a try.
WARMING UP HIS HANDS
I don't think I can do it.
[all] Wow!
Yeah!
[all] Wow!
[guests] Wow!
Wow!
How does he do that?
HIS WORK PERSONA TAKES OVER
-[Chang-jun] Seriously?
-[Kian] How does he do that?
[Jin] Wow! Wow!
Incredible. Man!
Wow! How in the world?
-Wow!
-[chuckles]
Whoa. That's as high as I can go.
-[guests] Wow!
-[Jin] You're right.
Even as a former athlete,
he's definitely on a whole other level.
Wow.
Wow.
-[chuckles] I was terrible.
-[John] You're good.
[Myeong-gyun] Out of the Olympics.
-[Eun-sik] Should I try?
-I'm feeling competitive.
[Eun-sik] Go for it.
I'm gonna give it a try.
COMPETITIVE SPIRIT IS UP
[Eun-sik] I'll watch.
THE OWNER MAKES AN ATTEMP
-[grunts] I can't do it.
-[John] Yeah, just up to there.
STILL GIVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
-After untying it?
-Now Who's next?
[Eun-sik] You can do it.
[Myeong-gyun] Just a little more,
a little more.
-[groans] I can't do it.
-[Jin] Next?
[Eun-sik] My arms are so sore now.
-[Jin] I tried it, but no.
-Jin, why don't you try?
JIN'S TURN
I'm not very good
at these sorts of things.
I don't think I can do this either.
Wow.
-[all exclaiming]
-Wow! He can do it too!
Ah, he's a master!
[all exclaiming]
-[Chang-jun] He's like an elevator.
-[Eun-sik] No way!
-[Chung-il] What?
-[Eun-sik] No way! Wow.
-Whoa.
-Whoa!
[Eun-sik] No way! Wow.
[both] Whoa.
-He was hiding his strength.
-I did it!
[Chung-il] Careful!
-You okay?
-I'm totally fine.
-[Eun-sik] Crazy.
-How'd he climb that?
-Then, can you lock your joints?
-I love those techniques.
-[Jin] You do?
-Yeah.
If we're talking about locking our joints,
this guy knows jiujitsu.
-We have someone here who knows jiujitsu?
-Yes, sir.
Teacher and student.
JOINT LOCK LESSON
[Jin] Jiujitsu.
You do something like this.
Get ahold of your opponent.
-Don't lose.
-[Chung-il] Get him on the ground.
[Eun-sik] He's down.
First, you need to get up.
From here, do this. Align your elbow
to the opponent's chin, like this.
-Oh.
-Tap out after three seconds.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
-[bell dings]
-[chokes]
TAPS OUT IN 1 SECOND
-[all laugh]
-Now you should switch.
Show us some jiujitsu.
Chang-jun, show 'em your move.
I didn't intend for that to happen.
Didn't think I'd be doing this.
-[Eun-sik] He's got a broad torso.
-[John] It won't work.
-Okay, I'll try it.
-Okay.
ALSO TAPS OUT IN 1 SECOND
-[all laugh]
-[Jin] That's how it goes.
[Eun-sik] Man.
-Can't you get out of a choke hold?
-You can't if it's perfectly in position.
You should experience it firsthand.
-No, I believe you.
-That's not a bad idea.
-Want to try it? Against me?
-[Myeong-gyun] Seriously?
-I'd be honored.
-Yeah, why not?
I'll let myself
be put in a choke hold by BTS.
From behind
Earlier, you did something,
putting your leg up like this.
That's it.
-My arms around him.
-[Chung-il] One over the neck.
-Like this?
-That's how it goes.
-This is how you do it?
-[Chung-il] Three, two, one. Choke him.
You'll need to tighten your arms more.
-[chuckling] I see.
-[all laugh]
No, no, no.
-It was an honor.
-No, no, no.
-You try it on me.
-I wouldn't do it if I were you.
Goodbye, Chang-jun.
We're going to miss you.
-Nice knowing you.
-It's okay. Try it.
You said it's supposed to be
give and take. Do it, go ahead.
Yes, okay. Like this. I'll go slow.
-Tap right away if it gets uncomfortable.
-Okay.
-[groans]
-[all laugh]
[Jin chuckling] Crazy bastard.
-I'm sorry!
-[laughing]
Just kidding. No, no, get up for a second.
[laughing] No. Hey, hey, hey.
-What are you doing?
-Go away!
[all laughing]
-[Myeong-gyun] Go away, you animal!
-[all laughing]
[laughing] No, no, no.
He's good. He got me with one move.
-[Myeong-gyun] I'm sweaty.
-[John] Hurry and shower.
[Kian] Ah, the lights.
I'd better turn them off.
Okay, this is a nice vibe.
I bought some beer. Those who would
like to drink can grab one.
If there's no food to go with it,
just sniff your hand.
-This is what you do.
-[both sniff]
-Like this.
-Exactly.
Whenever I do this,
it definitely smells like jjajangmyeon.
Oh, it really does.
-It really does.
-Yeah, it does.
-[Ye-eun] That's crazy.
-[Chang-jun] It's nice.
It's very pleasant to the nose.
ADDICTED TO THE SMELL OF THEIR HANDS
-Should I bring up some beer?
-[Chang-jun] We'll bring it.
-[Myeong-gyun] We'll get some.
-[Kian] You're guests.
-[John] No need.
-Stay put. You're my guests.
-[groans]
-[Eun-sik] Come back soon.
Man, I'm tired.
How many people?
-Seven people.
-Okay. [grunts]
THE OWNER GRABS THE BEER
This is exhausting.
YE-EUN GOES TO WASH UP
Phew.
-[cans pop]
-Cheers. Nice to meet you all.
-Nice to meet you.
-[all] Thank you.
-Thanks for the fun day.
-[Eun-sik] Looking forward to more.
Guys, tell us about yourselves.
Why did you decide to come on this trip?
Yeah, yeah. I'm curious.
We thought once we entered our thirties
and got jobs and stuff,
it would be hard to take time out
to travel together like this.
-[Kian] It only gets harder.
-We're practically unemployed.
So we all thought,
"This might be our last memory together."
You plan on working after this then?
-How old are you now?
-I'm 27.
-Twenty-seven years old.
-[Jin] If you're 27, then
When I was 27
That year was the hardest one I remember.
[Eun-sik] Oh.
I kept applying to Naver,
but they kept rejecting me.
I tried four times.
I was doing everything,
but things weren't working out.
Back then, I thought I'd go crazy 'cause
If I failed at this,
all my hard work would mean nothing.
I still needed to make a living
in the meantime.
So I helped students
get into a private art academy.
And during the day,
I taught at a kids' art academy
and even used their shuttle bus.
[all] Wow.
"Kids, hurry. Get on the bus."
You've worked hard then.
No, but everyone's got a story like that.
[Jin] How long have you lived
in South Korea?
-Fifteen years.
-Ah.
With North Korea, you think the regime
NORTH KOREA?
is gonna continue for a while?
I think it will, for Jong Un's lifetime.
And what's your major?
DURING DINNERTIME
Civil engineering.
I graduated with an econ degree.
-Oh.
-What's your major?
[all laughing]
I'm a defector from North Korea.
-Wow.
-[Ye-eun] Really?
-[Jin] No way. A defector?
-[Eun-sik] Oh wow.
[Ye-eun] Really?
But I was caught once,
before I actually managed to come here.
It's just been me and my sister
since I was 12.
I'm not the type
to really dote on my sister,
but if I had defected back then,
she would have been left all alone.
I'm not exactly the world's best brother,
but at least with me around,
she was somewhat safe from people
who might want to do her harm.
So I persuaded my sister to come with me,
and we left at dawn on February 28th
and crossed the border on March 1st.
You said you were caught once
while you were crossing.
-What happened? Were you taken to a camp?
-[John] Aoji coal mine?
I was sent to the inspection division
of my county's department of safety
and beaten a lot.
[winces]
When it was over,
just seeing people in military fatigues
made a chill run down my spine.
I also tattooed these letters
on my back recently.
They read "The Great Escape."
In a way,
I made a great escape from there.
And I attribute a lot of meaning
to the date as well.
Kim Jong Un and I are the same age, so
Oh, actually, recently,
I went to Harlem and rapped
with a bunch of guys I met over there.
[guests] Oh!
I was like
Yo, shake it, I'm from South Korea ♪
I'm not Jong Un, I don't go nuclear
But I do drop bombs ♪
Samsung is what they make
Where I'm from! ♪
Jong Un's my age, know what I mean?
'84 Jong Un, I'm Kian84 ♪
AMAZING
Once this airs,
I gonna get killed by a poisoned dart.
[all laugh]
All right, everyone, let's clean this up.
-Good idea.
-Let's get to bed.
[Jin] Yeah, let's go to bed.
-Wow!
-[Ye-eun] It's getting late.
It's beautiful.
-Pretty, right?
-Yeah.
[Kian] The forecast said
today's weather would be good,
so I was planning to go out to sea,
but it looks like we can't.
Maybe tomorrow though.
My plan was to see the moon while sleeping
in the middle of the night sea.
But I haven't seen it yet.
[Ye-eun] Good night.
[upbeat orchestral music playing]
DAY 6
6 A.M.
AS ALWAYS, YE-EUN IS THE FIRST TO WAKE UP
HALF-ASLEEP
-You said you were going to Dokdo today.
-[Chung-il] That's right.
-I'll give you a ride.
-Great, thank you.
-Have a great time there.
-Okay.
CAPTAIN JI SETS OFF
[rock 'n' roll music playing]
You must be tired because of me.
I'm sure you wanted to sleep in.
No, no. When I'm here,
I tend to get up a bit early.
I tend to wake up really late at home.
But when I'm here,
my eyes open at around 5:30.
It looks even more beautiful
now I'm seeing it like this.
-[Ye-eun] So pretty, isn't it?
-It really is.
Isn't this so stunning? The peaks?
Yeah. With the mountains,
it's all so beautiful.
[Ye-eun] Totally. So beautiful.
[Chung-il] See you later.
-[Ye-eun] Have fun!
-Thanks.
JIN ALSO WAKES UP
THE OWNER IS AWAKE
[grunts]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans loudly]
It feels like
my limbs aren't working anymore.
SIDE EFFECT OF RUNNING KIAN'S B&B
FOR 6 DAYS
RUMMAGES
SQUEEZES TOOTHPASTE INTO HIS MOUTH
TIRED OR NOT, I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH
The sky is clear.
I just can't get used to this scenery.
[Eun-sik] It's breathtaking.
[dreamy music playing]
How did we miss this on our way here?
You don't normally look out to sea
when you're searching for a B&B.
[laughing]
HERE'S THE OWNER
WHO BUILT A B&B IN THE OCEAN
Mr. Owner, I love this place.
-You love it?
-[Eun-sik] Yes.
-Since the weather's great today
-[Eun-sik] Yeah?
we're going out to sea.
Oh, really? That's a great plan.
KIAN'S B&B IS HERE
BUT IT WILL MOVE OVER HERE
What time are you guys coming back?
If you come back by five o'clock
[Eun-sik] Yeah?
we can take this out to sea
and have fun in the water.
-Sounds great.
-I'd love that.
-We'll come back by five o'clock.
-Okay.
Then five o'clock it is.
Oh, right. I'm sorry,
there's a shoebox up there.
-Could you slide it down here?
-[Eun-sik] Sure.
This is it, right?
-[Kian] That's the one.
-Okay.
KIAN'S B&B DELIVERY SERVICE
KIAN-STYLE ART SUPPLY BAG
PUTS PAINT ON A BRUSH
-When are you checking out?
-Tuesday.
-[Kian] Tuesday?
-Yeah.
KIAN'S B&B GUEST BOOK
Oh, cool. He's writing our names.
CHUNG-IL, MYEONG-GYUN, JOHN,
CHANG-JUN, EUN-SIK
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
So, 17 guests in total.
KIAN'S B&B GUESTS
A TOTAL OF 17 SO FAR
PUTS HIS PAJAMAS IN HIS PANTS
STRUGGLES
PUTS HIS ART SUPPLIES IN TOO
Ooh!
-Would you like a cup of coffee?
-Yeah, coffee sounds good.
Let me make it for you.
THE OWNER JUMPS INTO ACTION
CHANG-JUN FOLLOWS TO HELP HIM
I got it.
[water flowing]
STARES
AWKWARD
What? Something floating in it?
There's something,
but I'm sure it's fine
-Oh, no!
-[laughter]
No, give it here.
THE OWNER PANICS
Don't be like that.
[laughter continues]
CHECKS THE KETTLE AGAIN
-There was something in there.
-Oh, okay.
Not sure what it was though.
Looked kinda gross. [laughs]
You could've just thrown it out.
Why were you acting so weird?
You really are surprisingly clean.
Of course. Being dirty,
that's just my public image.
I'm practically germophobic, I swear.
I'm so clean.
I'm practically germophobic, I swear.
I'm so clean.
Oh.
[operatic music playing]
Would you like a cup of coffee?
I'll make one for you.
[Kian] I was cold,
so I took all the blankets.
[Ye-eun] Me too.
Ah, the smell of coffee.
-Careful. You'll spill it.
-[Jin] Thank you.
[Eun-sik] The check-out day?
A LONG OVERDUE COFFEE BREAK
[Kian] I'm thinking sunlight will probably
stream in at about two o'clock.
Man, why is my knee hurting too?
This morning, there wasn't
a part of my body that wasn't in pain.
-My entire body's aching.
-My back's hurting so much.
-It's from climbing this pole.
-That's the hardest for me.
-That's the hardest part.
-It is.
It's so hard.
Look, here, my arms have gotten thicker.
Touch this.
They've gotten more muscular, right?
Nice.
They've gotten firmer
over the past six days.
THE KIAN'S B&B EFFEC
At first, his limbs
were like marshmallows.
They were really squishy.
This is a survival program, I swear.
This isn't a survival program.
It's a show about healing.
-[laughing]
-What?
How is any of this "healing"?
This show is all about healing, you know?
Everybody here
has something troubling them.
-Right?
-[all] Yeah.
-Well, tell us about it.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
We'd like to offer our guests
some relief from their worries,
the full healing experience.
Nice.
[operatic music playing]
THE OWNER'S CONVICTION:
KIAN'S B&B HEALS YOUR SOUL
-I want to go see the sights in Ulleungdo.
-Me too, since we're here and everything.
Can't we go on a trip somewhere?
Just once?
Come on, let's go! Just once!
YES, PLEASE
But what about our guests if we leave?
-Seriously, Jin? Then you can stay here.
-[guests laugh]
-[Jin] No, we
-Jin! You stay here. We'll go have fun.
No, there's time to do it.
I mean, we have to go pick up
the guests at, like, five o'clock,
so we have some time before then.
-See, we do have time.
-Like an hour to spare, right?
-Are you on vacation?
-[Ye-eun] What, are you kidding me?
Can't we at least sightsee?
Of course we can't. We're here to work.
They're here to sightsee.
We didn't come here to have fun.
You have a point.
We didn't come here to have fun.
[squeals, whimpers]
You keep me focused
when I find myself wavering.
-Oh, come on!
-[guests laugh]
-Thank you, man.
-[guests laugh]
If it weren't for you,
this pole would be long gone.
-Exactly.
-Would've made a door on the first floor.
-You see?
-And gotten a washing machine.
It wouldn't be right.
But it wouldn't be Kian's B&B.
You're my strength when I feel weak.
KIAN'S SPIRITUAL ANCHOR
[Jin] We're the bad cops.
We help keep her in line.
What's your excuse?
It would be nice to set foot on Ulleungdo
when the weather's good.
STARTS PERSUADING
PERSUASION SUCCESSFUL
-Maybe we should eat mulhoe for lunch.
-Let's go out.
-Let's go out!
-[Kian] Yeah, you and me on the bike
-[laughs]
-[Eun-sik] Okay then.
[all laughing]
The barge is moving.
[Kian] Oh.
KIAN'S B&B IS MOVING
[upbeat jazz music playing]
[John] Where are they
dragging us off to now?
WE'RE GOING FAR OUT TO THE SEA
[Eun-sik] It feels like
this place really has become Dokdo.
It's just boundless, open sea.
ANCHORED IN THE DISTANT SEA
-[Kian] Swaying so much.
-[Chang-jun] It's rough.
The waves are a bit stronger out here.
[Ye-eun gasps] They're strong.
[wind blowing]
[amusing music playing]
STUMBLES HERE
Suddenly, I'm feeling dizzy. [yelps]
STUMBLES THERE
[groans]
Oh, man.
It's way too rough out here.
Way too rough.
THE OWNER TAKES SHELTER
Oh, it's heaving a lot. Getting seasick.
THE OWNER IS NAUSEOUS
Is anyone seasick?
-Not us.
-I don't get seasick. No.
Wow. What strong young men you are.
It's really swaying.
RESTLESS
Oh, this is tough. Gosh.
-Are you feeling really seasick?
-Yeah.
Why would someone who gets seasick
come up with this place?
-[Eun-sik] He didn't think it'd get bad.
-Turn this ship around.
We must head for land.
[guests laugh]
[Kian] Let's get to shore. Now, everyone.
-[all] Yes.
-[Kian] Let's go.
TIME TO HEAD TO SHORE
Staff, get on the bigger boat.
And the guests will be on the banana boat.
BANANA BOAT?
This is a boat, right?
When we head to the shore
this banana boat will be our shuttle bus.
KIAN'S IMAGINATION BECOMES REALITY
-Seok-jin.
-[Jin] Yeah?
Could you ride on the boat with the guests
and look after them?
Get on that?
I'm sorry. Right now,
I'm feeling way too seasick.
-[Jin] I'll take the front seat.
-[lifeguard] Two people. Yeah, go ahead.
BEGINS BOARDING THE BANANA BOA
-[lifeguard] Put on the headgear.
-[Myeong-gyun] You need to get on first.
-[Chang-jun] We're on.
-[Eun-sik] We're trusting you, Jin.
This is my first time riding one of these.
But, Jin, you were in the army too.
[chuckling] You don't ride these
in the army.
-Ye-eun, I'm trusting you.
-Yes, just trust me. Trust me, Jin.
Let's go!
THE BANANA BOAT TAKES OFF
[Jin and guests exclaiming, cheering]
[cheering continues]
-[Chang-jun] Pirates!
-Kian-Land!
[all whooping]
[screaming]
[laughs heartily]
THE PLANNER IS PROUD
[whooping]
[Chang-jun] This is so fun!
I can't see in front of me!
[Eun-sik] Don't stop! Just keep going!
[John] Don't worry about us!
[guests] Maximum speed!
You guys are wild.
Absolutely off the chain.
Unbelievable.
-[Eun-sik] Don't stop!
-[Chang-jun] Full speed ahead!
-Even if you're losing
-[guests] Keep on going!
Is that like a mantra?
-[Chang-jun] It's about unyielding will.
-Unyielding will.
Yeah. Say it with us, Jin.
-Even if you're losing
-Keep on going!
-Even if you're losing
-Keep on going!
[laughs]
Look to the right. That scenery's insane.
-It's so pretty.
-So beautiful.
[Jin] Look at that!
-[Myeong-gyun] Gorgeous. Incredible.
-[Chang-jun] Love that.
We should ride this on the way back!
[John] I feel great!
[Chang-jun] In Ulleungdo, in the middle
of the sea, enjoying a fast yet safe ride.
Now, that's the life.
[Myeong-gyun] It was so fun.
Oh. [retches]
[groans, moans]
Hurry up.
Let's get to shore.
[guests] This is it, this is it!
[groaning] Help me.
Save me!
IN A DIFFERENT WORLD FROM THE OTHERS
ARRIVED AT HYEONPO POR
-[Ye-eun] Wasn't that fun?
-[Eun-sik] It was the best.
-So fun.
-You're the best, Captain.
That was excellent driving.
-Totally.
-That was fun, right?
Oh, it was really fun.
Where did Mr. Owner go?
THE OWNER HAS DISAPPEARED
-[gasps] Oh, dear.
-[Jin] Where did he go?
-[Kian groans]
-[Ye-eun] Mr. Owner! He's sick!
HE'S RIGHT HERE
-[groans]
-[Ye-eun] Mr. Owner's really seasick.
[Jin] Is he lying down?
-[Ye-eun] Mr. Owner.
-[Kian] I'm seasick.
-So seasick.
-[Jin] Mr. Owner!
I'm sorry, guys, for showing my weakness
in front of everyone.
You're the one who built it on a barge.
[groans softly]
[Ye-eun chuckles]
[Kian groans softly]
Where did the guests go?
-They're over there.
-Should we get going then?
THEY ARRIVED SAFELY
THEIR SAFETY IS ALL THAT MATTERS
I feel seasick now that I'm on land.
-Me too.
-Just a little.
-[Kian groans]
-I'm totally feeling it.
-[Jin] The ground's moving a bit.
-Now I'm on land, I'm dizzy.
-Let's go eat some squid.
-Is it squid soup or squid mulhoe?
-I'll have mulhoe.
-I want mulhoe too.
I want to eat something cold.
I'm getting motion sick.
But at this rate,
Mr. Owner might get carsick too.
Stay here. We'll get the food.
-[Ye-eun] We'll be right back.
-I want mulhoe.
Try not to move.
Mulhoe will be good for you.
It's just I'll feel better
once I actually eat something.
-He'll be fine once he eats.
-Let's go.
-Let's go.
-[Ye-eun] Let's go.
Mr. Owner, I'll help you walk.
Dude, if you weren't here, seriously,
nothing would be running smoothly.
Seok-jin, how are you good
at literally everything?
-[Jin laughs]
-You're responsible and hardworking.
Thank you, bro.
-[Eun-sik] Oh boy.
-[guests] Mr. Owner.
-Mr. Owner, take care.
-Feel better.
-Mr. Owner.
-See you later. See you later.
[Eun-sik] Take care of yourself.
How about some vitamins?
[groans]
Don't
Don't worry about me, I'm fine.
[all] Yes, sir!
Have a safe ride.
Tell me if you need anything.
Let's go.
THE JOB-SEEKER TEAM HITS THE ROAD
I can withstand anything
but motion sickness.
-You might throw up once you eat.
-He's got to eat though.
I'm starting to find my rhythm.
Let's get going.
THE STAFF HEADS TOWARD THE RESTAURAN
-[Jin] This car doesn't have Bluetooth.
-[Ye-eun] Right.
How about you sing for us, Jin? [chuckles]
[Jin vocalizes]
Let's do one we all know.
[in Korean] Let's look
For running water in a valley ♪
Where we can ♪
[both] Hear echoes ♪
Let's take a trip there ♪
[in English] How come you're not singing?
Okay. Can I sing alto?
-Sing alto?
-Yeah.
Then you be soprano, Kian.
Okay, I'll be the soprano.
Five, six, seven, eight.
[harmonizing in Korean] Let's look
For running water In a valley ♪
Where we can hear echoes ♪
Let's take a trip there ♪
[all laughing]
NO MORE MOTION SICKNESS
[in English] You sound like a ghost.
This is all I can do.
-Are you okay with alto?
-Yeah.
Hold on a sec.
What's the alto part? I don't remember.
-[Jin] Set the tone, Ye-eun.
-Let's try again.
-Add lots of bass.
-[Ye-eun] Okay.
-All right?
-Go, Ye-eun.
[both] Five, six, seven, eight.
[in low voice]
Let's look for running water ♪
[all laughing]
Man, I can't with you, I swear.
God, Ji Ye-eun,
you're hilarious. [laughing]
[mimics Ye-eun singing] Let's look
For running water ♪
It's better with that bass tone
at the bottom.
[Jin] Exactly. The alto is excellent.
Ye-eun, you lay the bass down,
and I'll layer my voice on top.
-Okay.
-Let's try it.
-Sequentially?
-Yeah.
Three, two, one, go.
[in Korean] Let's look
For running water in a valley ♪
Where we can hear echoes ♪
Let's take a trip there ♪
THE BIZARRE CHOIR
[all laughing]
[Ye-eun in English] It's so much fun.
-[Kian] Ye-eun, why are you so funny?
-[Ye-eun] Here's the restaurant.
-[Kian] Mulhoe.
-[Jin] We're here.
[Kian] Yeah.
-[Ye-eun] Wow.
-[Jin] Hello.
[Kian and Ye-eun] Hello.
-[gasps] That looks so good.
-[Jin] It's mulhoe.
[Ye-eun] I got the saury.
SAURY MULHOE
-[Jin] What's that?
-Oh, I'm so happy.
Man, this is awesome.
I feel like the smell of sesame oil
is already alleviating my motion sickness.
-Isn't it good?
-[Jin] Mmm.
Mmm, it's good. It's so good.
I'm so happy.
Totally. I'm so happy.
-Aren't you glad we ate out?
-Yeah.
I guess everyone was hungry.
Doesn't feel like running a B&B.
Feels like working on a ship.
Working on a ship is tough.
-[Ye-eun] Mmm-mmm.
-So we need to eat a lot.
-[Ye-eun] So good.
-[Kian] Yeah?
THE BOAT OWNER IN QUESTION
DUNKS ALL HIS RICE
-You gonna finish that rice?
-No, I'm not.
-Isn't that unsanitary?
-Huh? No.
-It'd be a waste, you know?
-Then eat this too.
What's a sea perch?
Is there a fish called sea perch?
SEA PERCH MULHOE
SEA PERCH?
PLAYING DUMB
BITING HER LIP
-[thudding]
-What?
See? A perch.
Sea perch.
[both laughing]
Come on, spare me a laugh.
You're so heartless.
-Does BTS laugh at your jokes?
-They act like they don't hear me.
-It's good your bandmates are honest.
-Man, what a cruel, cruel world.
Even your bandmates ignore you
when you make your jokes.
Yeah. Why are you complaining about us?
-At least we acknowledge you.
-At least we react.
I'm being polite here. With my bandmates,
I whisper my jokes in their ears.
His sense of humor
does not align with mine.
That being said,
I don't want Seok-jin to be disappointed.
So I pretend like it's funny.
I laugh, I say "ha ha ha."
But I'm thankful for his effort.
[laughs] Embarrassing.
What should we eat for dinner?
ALREADY THINKING ABOUT DINNER
-Flatfish is usually a good option.
-Let's go to a seafood restaurant.
TONIGHT'S DINNER IS FLOUNDER SASHIMI
-[woman] Come this way.
-Hello.
What kinds of fish do you have?
[woman] Flatfish, rockfish, filefish,
squid, sea snail. A good variety.
Can we get an assorted plate?
-[woman] Yes.
-Sounds good.
-Have a seat. Won't be long.
-[Kian] Let's sit.
AS SHE PREPARES THE ASSORTED PLATTER
-Man.
-[Ye-eun] I'm falling into a food coma.
FOOD COMA
I'm so sleepy.
-Ma-am.
-[woman] Yes?
We're a little sleepy. Would it be okay
if we just, uh, lay down for a bit?
-Will that be okay?
-We'll get up when customers arrive.
-[woman] Sure.
-Thank you.
[groans]
[groans]
Oh, God.
[groans]
I'm so sleepy.
[snores]
10 MINUTES LATER
TWITCHES
What the
I had two whole dreams. Holy hell.
[sighs]
-I had two dreams during that nap.
-So did I. No, wait, I only had one dream.
LOOKS READY TO DREAM ANOTHER ONE
As a superstar, I'm embarrassed
to show this side of myself.
Mmm-hmm.
[groans softly]
Where am I?
Are you a ghost?
Ye-eun, unfortunately,
this is not your house.
-Huh?
-Wake up.
-You had a dream too, didn't you?
-Yeah. Yeah, I did.
-[Jin] I had two whole dreams.
-Oh, my hand.
Oh, the sashimi's ready.
-Let's go.
-[Jin] Sashimi's here.
-Thank you, ma'am.
-Enjoy.
-[both] Thank you.
-Have a great day.
-[Kian] I need a minute.
-[Jin] To change your dressing?
-[Kian] Yeah.
-[Jin] It's important to get it changed.
INJECTION ROOM
Hello.
WHILE THE OWNER IS GETTING TREATED
[Jin] It'll take about ten minutes,
so let's chill for a bit.
I've pretended to be okay,
but honestly, it's been pretty tough.
With the wall, I always let out a sigh,
like, "Ugh, I have to climb this again?"
But when I'm by the kitchen pole,
I think, "How am I going to get up there?"
Should we do something about the pole?
No, no, that's unfair
to the previous guests.
-[Jin] We should stop at a lookout spot.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
[Jin] Let's stop and take pictures.
I'll take pics worthy of your feed.
-[Jin] Take a nice one for my profile pic.
-[Ye-eun] I'm good at that.
There. The Samseon Rocks. Wow! Incredible!
SAMSEON ROCKS
-Here.
-How do you want it?
-In between the two rocks.
-What? In between?
-In between.
-Okay.
Oh wow.
[chuckles] It's going to be a great photo.
Really great.
Three, two, one.
[camera clicks]
-[Jin] I said a good one.
-[Ye-eun] Come on, Jin.
You wanted the rocks to be visible,
so I took it like this.
And you're in the middle.
No, make it a nicer-looking.
Like have the rocks look like this
and make me look
-Taller?
-Exactly, taller.
[Ye-eun] That's the one.
I mean it this time.
This is a perfect picture.
Let's go.
If you don't like this, that's on you.
-Hey. Hey!
-[Ye-eun] It's your profile pic.
-[Jin] How can I use this?
-[Ye-eun] Why not? It's a nice picture!
THE OWNER JOINS THEM AT HYEONPO POR
-Let's go. Hurry.
-[both] Let's go.
I hope I don't get seasick again.
-That was so lovely.
-[Jin] It was, wasn't it?
[Kian] Land is just too tempting.
WHAT ARE THE GUESTS UP TO?
CHUNG-IL ARRIVES IN DOKDO
This island isn't easy to see.
Never thought I'd be here.
What's with the view?
It just looks so beautiful.
[serene music playing]
Kian said you only get to see Dokdo
if your ancestors did good deeds.
Looks like mine saved their luck for me.
To think I'd see all of Dokdo.
And on such a beautiful day.
[gasps] It's amazing.
I think this is the most stunning place
I've ever seen.
The water here is so incredibly calm.
It's such a clear day.
Everything is so breathtaking.
This is so nice.
-Grab coffee if we see a café?
-[all] Sure.
JOINS THE JOB-SEEKER TEAM
AFTER HIS DOKDO TRIP
-Okay, here I go.
-[Chang-jun and John] Yeah.
ELECTRIC MOTORBIKE
AND ELECTRIC BICYCLES
[all exclaiming]
[Chang-jun] Whoa, the weather is epic.
[Chung-il] This is insanely refreshing.
That's what I'm talking about.
Ah, it's so nice.
[John] The best.
[Chung-il] Wow, look at that!
[Chang-jun yells]
[Myeong-gyun] This is all so nice.
[Eun-sik] What other time are we gonna
ride around Ulleungdo like this?
[Myeong-gyun] This is
what I'm talking about.
-[John] This is our youth!
-[Eun-sik] Right now!
[all] This is it!
OUR YOUTH STARTS RIGHT NOW
[Ye-eun] Despite everything,
I feel at ease now.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT KIAN'S B&B
[Jin] I'll clean the floor.
Ye-eun, wipe down the upper floor.
I'll do the same with the lower floor.
YE-EUN IS IN CHARGE OF THE 2ND FLOOR
AND JIN IS IN CHARGE OF THE 1ST FLOOR
[amusing music playing]
[groans] Clean the bathrooms.
THE OWNER IS IN CHARGE OF THE BATHROOM
[plastic rustling]
How does it splash all the way up there?
Oh, shit!
[sighs]
BATHROOM CLEANING DONE
IMMEDIATELY WASHES UP
I'm practically germophobic, I swear.
[Jin] How about you do a drawing
of the three of us and hang it?
[Ye-eun] What a great idea.
[Jin] Make me look handsome.
[Kian] I should draw it here.
[rock 'n' roll music playing]
Okay.
I drew her too big.
["We Are The Superstars" playing]
A superstar ♪
A superstar ♪
We are the superstars ♪
-And we shine ♪
-Shine ♪
-We shine ♪
-Shine ♪
We shine hard, yeah
We are the superstars ♪
Oh, I'm spent.
Shining so bright, living so large ♪
YE-EUN, JIN
Oh, I'm tired.
Let's just rest for ten minutes.
[cell phone ringing]
A guest, a guest.
-[gasps]
-[Kian] A guest.
No way!
-Hello.
-[woman 1] Oh! Hello?
-[woman 2] Hello!
-Hi.
-[woman 1] Hello!
-Yes, hello.
-We're guests for tonight.
-Okay.
Could we come check in?
-How big is your group?
-Two people.
-[woman 2] Two of us.
-Two?
-[both] Yes.
-You guys need to come to
-[woman 1] Okay.
-Hyeonpo Port by five o'clock.
-Hyeonpo Port?
-I'll see you later.
-[woman 1] See you!
-[woman 2] Thank you!
They're the most cheerful-sounding
of all the guests.
30 MINUTES UNTIL GUEST PICKUP
That's awesome.
You can launch a kayak from here?
KAYAK?
-Can you row this by yourself?
-[Jin] I don't know, I'll try.
At this speed, I think we could bring
some guests back on here.
YE-EUN'S BOAT ALSO SETS OU
[Jin] Ye-eun, leave one guest
for the kayak.
Chung-Il, from yesterday.
CHUNG-IL, MY FRIEND
OKAY
Man, I'm so far out.
[sighs] I'm sweating.
10 MINUTES SINCE LEAVING KIAN'S B&B
God, this is tiring.
-[water gurgles]
-[Jin grunts]
DESTINATION
CURRENT LOCATION
Oh, shit.
MEANWHILE, A TAXI ARRIVES AT THE POR
-We've arrived.
-Wow.
NEW GUESTS
This is nice.
-I'm really looking forward to the B&B.
-I'm excited too.
DANCES
SHAKES
[in sing-song voice]
Can't wait to get there. I'm so curious.
-Dying to know.
-[laughs]
YE-EUN'S BOAT APPROACHES
I can't wait. When are they coming?
DOESN'T NOTICE THE BOA
Oh, it's a boat.
-Are we getting on a boat?
-But that's a banana boat.
Is that coming to pick us up?
If it is, that'd be hilarious.
THERE'S NO WAY
No way. It looks like it.
Tell me I'm wrong.
-It's coming closer.
-They're coming this way!
Seriously?
Is that for us?
5 p.m. pickup.
Pickup for guests
checking into Kian's B&B!
-[both] Yes?
-[Ye-eun] Hello.
[both] Hello.
You need to put on life jackets.
Wow! We're riding that?
-Aren't we going to the B&B?
-Wanna ride the banana boat?
-No way.
-Yeah.
-[Ye-eun] Wanna try it?
-Yes!
-Go ahead and get on.
-Yeah!
Leave your luggage here
and make your way on board.
-Looks so fun, looks so fun!
-For real?
Really? Looks like it'll be fun.
I'm so excited.
-[Ye-eun] It's fun.
-For sure.
EXCITED
NERVOUS
Give me your hand.
Oh, thank you.
Your cell phone.
I'm
I'm really scared.
[yelps]
[grunts]
THE JOB-SEEKER TEAM RETURNS
Say hello. These are the new guests
who are joining us today.
-[Chang-jun] Hello.
-Hello.
I feel like this boat's sinking.
-Whoa.
-It's slowly sinking.
NOISY AND CROWDED
-[women laughing]
-[Chang-jun] Whoa.
They're so young.
Kian's B&B has become a youth hostel.
CHUNG-IL ARRIVES
Chung-il, Seok-jin said he wants
to take you back with the kayak.
Oh, sounds great.
-He'll be right there.
-[Chung-il] Right.
Just you wait, dear guest. I'm coming.
This is exhausting.
I can see it there,
but why isn't it getting any closer?
ENTERS THE SEAWALL AREA
You're tired, aren't you, Jin?
Almost there!
20 MINUTES SINCE LEAVING KIAN'S B&B
-Dear guest!
-[Chung-il laughs]
I'm here to pick you up, dear guest!
Thank you!
My friend. I'm here to pick you up.
[Chung-il chuckling] Thanks a lot.
[Jin] Damn. Good god.
Oh, this is nice.
-[Jin] We have new guests?
-Yes!
[Jin] Hello!
[both] Hello!
[woman 2 giggles]
-I'm really scared.
-It'll be so much fun!
[men] Even if you're losing,
keep on going!
Let's go!
ALREADY SYNCHRONIZED
-[woman 2 squeals]
-[woman 1] This is incredible!
-This isn't scary at all, Yeo-jin.
-I'm scared!
-[whooping]
-[screaming]
-Let's go!
-Nice.
[whooping]
This is already great!
Faster, faster!
Let's go!
[laughing] They're hilarious.
[thrilling music plays]
This is awesome!
Isn't it?
Yeah, I'm loving this!
[screaming in excitement]
[whimpering loudly]
I DON'T LOVE THIS
[Yeo-jin] I hate you!
[guests whooping]
-[Chang-jun yells] So fun!
-[Eun-sik] Almost there!
ARRIVED AT KIAN'S B&B
-[Yeo-jin] What's that?
-[woman 1] We're staying there?
-You're kidding.
-This place is bizarre.
How did he build this out here?
[Yeo-jin] It kind of looked like a dock
for the water sports in Gapyeong.
"This is the B&B?"
I thought to myself,
"You gotta be kidding me."
Hello.
-[both] Hello.
-[Kian] Where's Seok-jin?
[Ye-eun] He and Chung-il
are coming by kayak.
[Kian] Ah, the two buddies.
[Jin] Hey, to the right.
THE TWO BUDDIES ARE STRUGGLING
We need to go to the right, okay?
[strains] Right.
-[chuckles]
-Why you going the other way?
[Chung-il] Let's go around again
before heading that way.
-[Jin chuckles] Hey, buddy.
-[laughs]
Listen. If we only paddle on one side,
we'll end up going in circles.
-[Chung-il] Oh.
-[Jin] We also need to row more gently.
-[Chung-il] Wait
-[laughing] You're gonna drive me crazy.
ONE MORE CIRCLE
[Chung-il] It looked easy when I saw it,
but paddling one isn't that easy.
-And the sea has waves too.
-Exactly.
-[Jin] Exhausting.
-[Chung-il] I see it!
-I see it too.
-I think we've made it about halfway.
I'm glad I have a friend with me.
Ah, thank you for saying that.
I feel so grateful.
When I was going by myself,
I thought I was gonna die. [panting]
-Aren't you tired?
-[Chung-il chuckles]
[both] One, two
-One
-We're getting somewhere.
-[Jin] Yeah, good. One
-Here we go!
We make a great team.
Is it because we're the same age?
-Yeah, maybe.
-We are a bit off-balance, but
-Mr. Owner!
-[Kian] What's up?
[pants] We managed it somehow.
Careful, careful.
-[pants] Oh, God.
-[Chung-il] Wow.
-[pants]
-[Chang-jun] Is that even possible?
HE MADE I
-"Is that even possible?"
-You managed to do it.
-[Eun-sik] They came on that?
-[Ye-eun] Wow! You really did it!
ZERO ENERGY
-Oh dear.
-[exhales heavily]
Hello, I'm Hong Yeo-jin.
I'm Lee Yoo-jin.
[Kian] Let me give you the rundown.
LEE YOO-JIN, 24
HONG YEO-JIN, 24
-There's no entrance on the first floor.
-What?
[Kian] You have to climb the wall
to get inside.
SHOCKED
-[laughs]
-Should I explain it all upstairs?
-[Yeo-jin] Yes, after we go up.
-[Kian] Your bag.
-[Yeo-jin] Throw it!
-Can I wear this on my back?
-Watch me.
-[Yeo-jin] Yoo-jin, just wait.
I think I can do it.
She's actually good.
[Ye-eun] Wow.
-She's good.
-[Yoo-jin] Is there a ledge?
-[Ye-eun] Yeah, there is.
-[Yeo-jin] Nice.
-[Chang-jun] Amazing job.
-Now I have to do it.
-[Yoo-jin] Hey!
-She some kind of athlete?
-She is, right?
-We're dancers.
-No wonder.
-[Kian] That's why your legs are nimble.
DANCE MAJORS
This is fun.
-Easy.
-It's my first time climbing.
-It's easy.
-Really is.
All the holds are non-slip. Step on that.
[grunts]
[Yeo-jin] It felt like we were doing
some initiation ritual for new guests.
ONE BY ONE, EVERYONE CLIMBS UP
ONCE ALL THE GUESTS ARE CHECKED IN
[Kian] It's swimming time.
THE POOL WILL BE OPENED AS PLANNED
-[Yoo-jin] We can swim now?
-[Kian] Yeah, until 7.
[Jin] Everyone ready? Okay, John,
the expert, please step forward.
Wrists and ankles. One, two, three, four.
-Wait, what?
-Five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
-[Jin] Attention!
-[all] Yes!
Now, what's your name?
Hong Yeo-jin.
Yeo-jin, anything you'd like to say?
I'm scared!
-Say "I love you, Mom!"
-I love you, Mom!
-[Yoo-jin] Oh, my God.
-[screams]
[Yoo-jin] There she goes. She's doing it.
-[Jin] Next?
-[Yoo-jin] I'm scared.
I didn't swallow any water.
-[Yoo-jin] You didn't?
-No.
I love you, Mom!
[coughs] I swallowed some.
-I swallowed a whole lot.
-It's fun. It's so fun!
PROUD
IT'S SHOWTIME
-[John] Wow!
-[Yeo-jin] Amazing.
Ooh.
Whoa!
WHILE EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN
PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON THE STAFF MURAL
-Nice. What are you drawing?
-[Kian] What?
-Oh, I'm just drawing the staff.
-[Yeo-jin] Wow.
-I'm glad you're here with us.
-Really?
Yeah. Yesterday,
the place felt like the military.
But today, there's a bit
of an I Am Solo vibe.
-[Yoo-jin] I Am Solo?
-[Yeo-jin] Really?
Ye-eun.
Army is spelled
A-R-M-Y.
-A-R-M-Y?
-That was close.
[Kian] Oh, I would've been screwed.
Screwed, man.
-[Chang-jun] "Amry."
-[Kian] "Amry."
-You wrote "amry."
-[Jin] Looks good.
-[Kian] Hey.
-[Jin] What?
-Well
-It's not finished yet.
[Kian] Uh-uh.
-I can't see it yet?
-Nope.
Okay, see you later.
DODGED A BULLE
[Kian] Oh, "A-R" Thanks, man.
-[Chang-jun] Remember it.
-Yeah. Oh.
I would've been in big trouble.
[Yeo-jin] Thank God the weather's nice.
YEO-JIN AND YOO-JIN FINISH PLAYING
-I've never seen a rubber bathtub.
-Look at this.
AND HEAD TO THE OUTDOOR SHOWER AREA
We just pour water on ourselves?
[both laugh]
-[Yeo-jin] Like this?
-[laughs]
[Yoo-jin] Where else
would I experience this?
-[Yeo-jin] In the middle of Ulleungdo Sea.
-Washing my hair, looking at the ocean.
THE STAFF AND JOB-SEEKER TEAM
COME BY TO ALSO WASH UP
-Let me spray you down.
-[Eun-sik] Oh, sure.
-Make it sting. Put some feeling into it.
-[John] Harder.
[yells playfully]
[yells playfully]
[Eun-sik] No way.
[men] Whoa!
[grunting]
-[Eun-sik] It hurts.
-[laughter]
[Eun-sik] I can't help smiling.
I'm not doing that.
-[Chang-jun] Let's do this.
-[Eun-sik] Is that a punishment?
-[Myeong-gyun] Harder.
-[all laughing]
[laughs]
[men laughing]
[Kian] Oh no, I'm so sorry.
It's so strong.
[laughter]
-[Myeong-gyun] Take it.
-[Eun-sik] Like that?
-[Jin] Who wants to pull up the fish trap?
-[Myeong-gyun] Me.
CHECKS THE FISH TRAP
WITH THE JOB-SEEKER TEAM
[Jin] Since we're in the deep sea,
there's a pretty good chance
of us catching fish.
So, which one of you has the most luck?
We call Chang-jun "Lucky."
-"Lucky Chang-jun"?
-Yeah.
Okay, Lucky Chang-jun. Careful, careful.
We'll hold onto you.
TAU
-There's something, I can sense it.
-Whoa, whoa.
-We got one, we got one!
-What is it?
Gonna be a big one!
[thrilling music plays]
-What's on the line?
-There's something.
-[Jin] Hey, what is it?
-This is big, for sure.
-There really is something.
-What is it?
This is big! I'm sure of it!
[Jin] What is it?
KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B
What is this? What did you guys catch?
[closing theme song playing]