Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e07 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( wind blowing )
( snoring )
( woman speaking frantically
in distance )
Oh.
Oh, what's that?
- Hurry up!
Somebody do something!
- ( siren )
- Oh, my baby!
Ohh! Oh, I'm so
Oh, do hurry!
He's been up there
for hours!
He's going to fall!
Oh, don't drop him!
FIREMAN:
Come along, Tickles.
WOMAN: My poor little baby.
- Ooh, be careful!
- ( mews )
MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh!
( mumbling )
Come along, Tickles.
- ( grunting )
- ( mews )
( branch creaking )
( kitten meows )
Shoo! Go on.
WOMAN: ( screaming )
What the?
( woman gasping )
MR. BEAN: Aah!
( kitten meows )
Oh.
WOMAN:
( clapping ) Bravo!
- Oh.
- WOMAN: Bravo!
Bravo! Mwah!
Ah ha ha!
Ta-da!
( kiss ) Ooh!
Thank you.
( grumbling )
Oh, there he is!
Oh, oh!
- How can I ever thank you?
- MR. BEAN: There you go.
( kissing )
Aw.
There you go, love.
Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!
- Oh!
- Now
Back in a minute.
Wait there,
you'll see.
- Bye.
- Stupid woman.
( door closes )
( sighs )
- ( doorbells rings )
- Huh? Tsk! Oh!
WOMAN: Oh, come on.
Where is he?
- Oh!
- Yes?
I'm back. Oh.
And what do you want?
I brought the photographer. Yes.
Freddy Blair, press.
Hmm. Hmm.
( gasps )
Ohh!
WOMAN: A photo of me
and you
and kitty.
( mews )
MR. BEAN: Oh!
Ohh!
Hello.
( licking fingers )
Get off.
I'll be right back.
WOMAN: Hmm.
( sighs )
( triumphant music playing )
Ohh!
( chuckling )
Oh, look at me.
( chuckling )
Ah.
Oh.
Huh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Tsk! Oh!
There.
Ohh!
Blblblbl!
Yoo-hoo!
FREDDY: Over here.
Come on!
I'll be right back.
Stay there.
- FREDDY: Huh?
- WOMAN: Oh!
Oi!
Ahh!
Huh?
Hmm.
Hmm. Ah. Yes.
( muttering )
Yes.
Oh. Morning.
Morning.
Oh.
BARBER: Now?
MAN: That.
BARBER: Right, uh
Uh
Here we are.
Ohh!
( blowing )
Ohh!
Silly old man.
- ( doorbell jingles )
- Coming!
( kissing )
Kitty.
- Ah. Smile!
- Hold on, now.
Hold on, now.
Oh.
( muttering )
Tsk! Oh, dear.
Ha, that should do it.
( sighs )
( hissing )
Tsk! Ohh!
Let me see.
Oh.
Aha!
( grunting )
Ah!
Tsk! Oh, dear.
( book pages turning )
Ah!
Ahh!
( muttering )
Ah, yes!
Ahh!
Oh.
Now for
Ohh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Huh!
( chuckles )
( muttering )
Ohh!
Ah.
( snipping )
Um
Mmmoh!
Oh! Ahh!
There.
And there.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
( muttering )
Hmm.
Ohh!
Hmm.
Nope.
( scissor snipping )
Hmm, nice.
( snickering )
MAN:
No, my paper!
( doorbell chiming )
( chimes )
- Ahh!
- ( doorbell chiming )
( humming )
MRS. WICKET: Eh?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, morning.
( laughing )
Reow.
Oh. Well, what's wrong
with?
Oh.
( screams )
( doorbell chiming )
Come on. Come on.
MR. BEAN: Uh, yes?
Are we up? I haven't got
all day, you know!
I'm a busy man!
Keeping me waiting!
I can't believe it!
Oh, well, ( inaudible )
Oh, what's he think
he's doing, eh?
WOMAN:
Oh! Ooh!
Huh? Oh, no!
I look terrible!
FREDDY:
Where is he now?
I could have been
a war photographer!
I could have
been a glamour photographer!
I did three
three primary schools
in one day!
That's the kind
of a professional I am!
( wind whistling )
( gasps ) What?
FREDDIE: There's just one cat
keeping me waiting.
I can't believe it.
Oh. Me rug.
Me syrup.
Yes, yes.
Now, let me see.
Oh, me rug. Oh!
Kitty. Oh, feeling better.
Oh, here? Oh, me toupee.
Oh!
- ( fishing reel clicking )
- ( Mr. Bean chuckles )
FREDDIE: It's around here
somewhere.
( Mr. Bean chuckles )
Oh.
WOMAN: No, it's not here.
Oh, here.
Oh.
Let's see.
That's it.
Oh, where is it?
Hello.
( humming )
FREDDIE: Oh.
- Somewhere
- Are you ready?
Yeah.
Oh, at last.
( chuckling )
MR. BEAN:
Well, here I am.
Oh, little kitty.
( muttering )
You take him.
Ah! Ah!
( mewing )
- Move closer.
- MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm.
- Closer.
- MR. BEAN: Okay.
Nah.
- Move right.
- Right.
FREDDY: All right.
Wait a minute.
- WOMAN: Cheese!
- FREDDY: Steady there.
- ( cat mews )
- Hold it, hold it.
All right, all right.
( man whistling )
Ah. Oh, right.
( laughing )
Oh. Right.
Let's see what's
in the old
tabloids.
Oh, I like that.
There.
Uh,
cool.
BARBER: Come in.
( music playing )
- ( doorbell jingles )
- BARBER: Come in!
Oh.
MAN IN GREEN:
All right?
Cool. Ehhh.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!