The Doomies (2026) s01e07 Episode Script

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[Eternal Spirits whisper indistinctly]
[Mordam] I summon ye, O Eternal Spirits,
to gift me absolute power!
[Eternal Spirits]
If that is your wish, mortal.
Drink!
[chuckles]
[Eternal Spirits whisper indistinctly]
[grunting]
[screams, pants]
[Eternal Spirits] Arise, Mordam.
[Mordam screams]
-[grunting]
-[siblings laugh, cheer]
[exclaims]
[gasps, screams]
[sibling] Look out! [laughs] Got you.
Oh, Mystic Cube,
did Flora draw on the wall
using mommy's lipstick?
"Beyond doubt."
[gasps]
[all] The cube knows all. [laughing]
-[grunting]
-Not so fast, missy.
[grunts] You are not leaving
until you pick a minor class.
[sighs] But, Mom… [stammers]
…I don't know. Can't I choose--
-Later?
-[siblings clamoring]
You've been putting
this off for weeks now.
You need to step up
at some point and choose.
So, what's it gonna be?
Spanish, Butter Churning Class
or Celtic Harp?
[sibling] Whoo! We're doing it, girls!
-[siblings laugh, cheer]
-Huh? The cube knows all.
"Don't think it. Sing it."
Mmm, cool. Celtic Harp it is.
And that's final.
Muchas gracias, Cuby.
Why can't she ever pick
like a normal person?
Romy, give it back.
[seagulls squawking]
-[bell rings]
-[yelps]
So, where is Doug?
[stammers] I don't know,
but I skipped breakfast
'cause it sounded kind of urgent.
Well, judging by his jumbled messages.
Let's hope that's autocorrect.
-[ship horn blows]
-Huh?
Huh, I didn't know Doug had a boat.
Define "boat."
[Doug] Jump aboard!
Seriously, I need you
to literally jump on board!
There's no stopping this beast
once it's up and chugging.
Run!
[yelps]
[Romy, Kim, Bobby grunt]
[grunts]
[Bobby] The P'tit Anik Two?
What happened to the first one?
Alls I can tell you, Bobs,
is never trust a gull.
[seagull squawking]
[Doug groans]
[Bobby] So, where are we going?
To a mysterious
uncharted island with 1,000 names:
The Island From Which No One Returns,
The Island of Bloody Curses,
or even… [speaks unknown language]
…the Unspeakable Island.
[both giggle]
After spending
the night immersed in my books,
cross-referencing sources,
charting the uncharted…
[snores]
-Oh, Doug, l-look what I found.
-[groans]
…I made an important discovery
linking Mordam to this island.
It so happens Mordam used to be a human.
A druid priestess to be exact.
She sailed to… [speaks unknown language]
…and mysteriously vanished as if by magic.
Just like this book. Watch.
Ah, drats!
It worked at home. Forget the pomp.
The point is,
this could be the missing link
that helps us turn the tide on Mordam.
But it will be no picnic
because I only packed one sandwich.
And also… [clears throat]
…this island is rumored
to be rife with dark magic.
An evil island? Oh! Can't wait!
I didn't really pack
for the occasion either,
but I did bring our walkie-talkies.
-What about you guys?
-I've got this really cool yo-yo.
And my sunny personality.
Zoink-zoink.
I forgot most stuff.
But I did bring something that
I'm sure will be very useful.
My brain.
Mm-hmm. What did you bring, Kim?
"Ka-pow" and "Good Night."
Yeah, I'm sure that's enough.
Positive thinking. I like that.
And worst-case scenario,
it's the perfect day for a boat ride.
Gulls.
I thought a seagull's warning
meant a storm's a-brewing.
[seagulls squawking]
[thunderclap]
[Doug, Romy, Bobby screaming]
-[Doug] We're all gonna die!
-[Romy yelping]
[all grunting]
[gasps] Land ahoy!
-We're all gonna live!
-[groans, retches]
[engine rumbles, stops]
[all coughing]
Told you so!
Hmm.
Something doesn't smell right.
-[lock clicks]
-[sniffs] Agreed.
And it's not just
my bird poop biofuel either.
Maybe we should just abort.
Go fishing instead, huh?
Huh? What about Bobby's curse?
And closing the gates to Subterra?
I mean, come on!
This, guys, could be our one big chance.
Getting de-cursed does sound nice.
But you sure about this, Romy?
Don't worry, guys. I got this in the bag.
We're gonna find whatever we can on
Mordam and save the day the Doomies' way!
[engine revs, sputters]
Except for you, Doug.
Y-You're on boat duty.
[gasps]
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
-[grunts]
[groans, screams]
[Mordam] The boy is on the island.
I can sense it.
[Eternal Spirits whisper indistinctly]
Find them and destroy them all!
Mmm.
[bubbling]
[growls]
Good ol' Bessie. It's showtime.
-[Romy] Doug…
-Mmm?
…are you talking
to that wrench of yours again? Over.
I have no idea what
you're talking about. Over.
[Romy] Okay, good luck with that motor.
Over and out.
Hmm? Bessie? Where'd you go?
-[seagull squawks]
-[gasps]
You! You won't get my boat.
Not this time!
[panting]
Hmm? Wait a second.
We've been this way before.
I started marking
our trail with smiley faces.
Back in happier times.
-I thought you had this.
-[scoffs] What? Of course I do.
We're, uh, at the Point of No Return?
Oh, or is this the Pit of Doom?
Romy, you know what you're doing, right?
Right?
-[giggles]
-We're totally lost, aren't we?
Oh, forget finding evil. I bet we couldn't
even find our way back to the boat.
Oh! I know I say this a lot,
we really are doomed.
Kim, your glaring isn't helping.
-[whimpers]
-What's the matter?
Can't stand the pressure?
[whimpers, gasps]
Guys, I promise, I got this.
All we need to do is…
[gasps] …stick to the path.
Yep, yep, uh-huh, yeah, no,
we are, um, we're sticking to the path.
[chuckles] But there is no path.
It's just one… [echoes] …big rock.
And a mega shortcut.
A fearless leader.
I like that.
Fearful follower here.
Uh, did I ever mention that on top of
being seasick, I'm also scared of heights?
This isn't helping,
and this baby sling is super humiliating!
[grunts] Whoa.
See that mound over there?
[Bobby] Nope.
Ah, there it is.
It's a perfect circle,
which means it's gotta be man-made!
It could be what we're searching for.
-[chuckles]
-Good work, kid.
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[Doug imitates seagull]
Look what Uncle Dougie's got for you.
A yummy tuna salad,
hold the mayo, sandwich.
Mm-hmm. That's right, bird brain.
It's time for a little bait and switch.
My sandwich!
Oh, that does it!
If you want war, bird,
it's war you'll get!
[screams]
[whimpers]
[pants, grunts]
[muffled] Again?
Ow… [winces] …I don't think
my nose can take any more whacks.
I-I got this, remember?
All we gotta do is "Try again later"?
Wait it out?
[sighs] That I can do.
-Doug, how's the repairs going?
-[Doug grunting]
Oh, hello, food.
[groans]
[chuckles]
Bobby? Kim?
[growling]
Um…
[groaning]
[screams] Bobby!
[stammers] Blood!
-Oh!
-[slurps] I'm fine, Romy.
It's just strawberries.
[burps] A bit of indigestion, maybe,
but I'll live.
Might've talked too soon.
[monster growls]
[both scream]
[monster growling]
[screams]
[strained growling]
-Run!
-[Bobby, Romy scream]
-What was that?
-I don't know.
But it's super crabby.
[Romy, Bobby pant, grunt]
-Kim?
-I told you to run!
It's this fog.
Clearly, we didn't mean
to run in a circle!
-[growling]
-[Romy, Bobby yelp]
[Romy, Bobby panting]
Any ideas how to get out
of this crab trap?
-[panting]
-[panting] Boss?
[Romy panting]
[whimpers]
"Be a rock." [gasps]
Bobby, use your arm
to lure the monster out!
-Kim, you're on rock duty!
-Mm-hmm.
[whimpering]
-Bobby, be more alluring!
-Uh, yoo-hoo, crab cakes.
I'm over here.
[screeches]
[screaming]
Now!
[screaming continues]
Bobby, Bobby, we got it. It's okay.
[chuckling] We did it. Way to go, Romy.
You handled it like a boss.
Hmm.
[chuckles]
Whoa.
-Slay the monster. Get the prize.
-Whoa.
[gargling]
[sighs] You're cursed too, huh?
What do you think they mean?
I don't know.
But I do know somebody
with corduroy pants…
-[line rings]
-…and a love of wrenches
who can help figure it out.
Doug?
What happened to your face?
This island is cursed, I tell you.
[sighs] But enough about me.
Uh, find anything?
"Tha na--" What? [mutters]
Mordam's penmanship is terrible.
"Forcan tenebra Podum."
[gasps] It's an incantation
to summon evil itself.
Mmm. It seems Mordam sold her soul
in exchange for absolute power.
-This is huge!
-[groans]
[Doug] Uh. Obviously,
this is still terrible for you, Bobby.
But to seal her pact,
Mordam must have used a vessel,
a container or whatnot.
It might still be here on this island,
and could be the link that
physically connects Mordam to our world.
And if we can destroy it,
evil will be gone once and for all.
Um, looks like evil's found us first.
[growling]
-[Doug] One last important thing.
-[gasps]
If you do… [distorted] …happen to find the
object that connects Mordam to our world,
-do not, and I repeat, do not--
-[squawking]
Was that a seagull?
Oh, no, no, no. Doug!
What should we not do?
[monster screeches]
[thudding]
[grunting]
Look who crawled out from under a rock.
Anybody got any bright ideas?
[pants] Uh,
-"Trust the journey, not the destination."
-Could you be any more cryptic?
It means keep going!
[Romy, Bobby whimper]
[roars]
[Bobby, Romy panting, yelping]
What now?
[Romy] "Stick to the path."
"Definitely be my maybe."
-Oh! "Shake it, baby."
-Wait a second.
You've been using this toy
to make all your decisions?
Are you crazy?
Absolutely!
[screams, grunts]
No!
-[gargling]
-[straining]
[gasps]
Wait!
[all straining]
[gasps]
[screeching]
[screeching]
Did I mention that on top of being cursed
and getting seasick
and being scared of heights,
-I'm--
-A little whiny?
I was going to say claustrophobic.
But the point remains.
What do we do now?
I doomed us all.
[pants]
I'll get the last laugh.
Just you wait and see!
-[squawking]
-[laughs]
I did it!
No one tells me what to do on my boat!
[yelps, grunts]
[engine starts]
[grunts] Romy, can you help?
Romy!
[sighs] I thought
I could handle the pressure,
but I cracked and-and I put
our lives in the hands of a toy.
A toy! Oh, the shame.
Who does that, Kim? Who?
-Um, Bobby?
-Everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
[sighs]
There, there.
Yeah, I-I guess I wanted all
the glory and none of the responsibility.
A-And now it's all
crumbling apart. [sniffles]
[clears throat] Um, there, there.
[sniffles] Oh, you're right.
I can start by taking responsibility
for my mistake and lead us out of here!
Oh, thanks, Kim.
You're the queen of pep talks.
Uh, there, there?
[chuckles]
[whimpers]
Hey, Bobby. When we get out of here,
we're gonna have breakfast for dinner.
I'm talking apology crepes.
-With whipped cream?
-You can even go bananas on the banana.
But right now, this team needs you, buddy.
What do you say?
[chuckles]
[gasps]
-[gasps]
-[yelping]
[Romy, Bobby screaming]
[gargling]
[screeches]
I feel like the universe is punishing me,
and I don't like it.
[growls]
-[screeching]
-Will you just hurry up and die?
"Fat chance"? Ask again.
-[grunts]
-[Bobby gasps]
[screams]
[Romy, Bobby grunting]
-[yelps]
-[straining]
[whimpering]
-[gasps] Kim!
-[grunting]
[screeches]
[straining, screams]
[screeches]
[screeching]
[gasps] The heat! It can't take the heat!
[whimpers]
-[screams]
-[Romy] Hey!
Come get me! [yelps]
Uh, you sure about this?
All signs point to yes!
[grunts]
[gasps]
Hasta la vista, amigo. Huh?
[groans] I should have picked Spanish.
[sighs] What was I thinking?
[Kim grunts]
[grunts]
-[strains]
-Oh!
[grunts]
[chuckles]
That's the first time
anyone's ever hugged me.
-Don't ever do that again.
-Mmm?
-[Eternal Spirits] Bobby.
-Um?
Huh? Is somebody there?
[Eternal Spirits] Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
My cursed soul has found a new vessel.
[Mordam laughs]
[both gasp]
Bobby!
We have to get out of here!
Kim, do your magic!
Doug, do you read me?
-Come in!
-[ship horn blows]
Hey! Hey, kids! Over here!
You do do well under pressure.
[Romy grunts]
[Doug] What happened?
I think we found the vessel
that connects Mordam to our world.
What? I warned you
not to let Bobby touch it.
Oh. That's what
you were trying to tell us.
Mordam's soul is now
irreparably linked to Bobby's,
-and it will eat him up from the inside…
-[gasps]
…until there's nothing left of the child.
There must be a magic spell…
[stammers] …or thingamajig
that can separate their souls
and save Bobby.
Right?
[sniffles] Kim.
[sniffling, whimpering]
[gasps, sniffles]
[sobbing]
[yawns]
Bobby?
[stammers] What? Was I snoring?
[theme song playing]