The Incredible Hulk (1996) s01e07 Episode Script

1
Personal Journal
Of Dr. Robert Bruce Banner
Continued.
I've Been On The Move
For So Long, It Feels
Like I Was Born Running.
I'm A Hunted Animal,
And I Am Tired, So Very Tired,
And Now I've Come
To Washington, D.C.,
Ironically The Home
Of Jennifer Walters,
My Cousin, My Childhood
Confidante, My Soul Mate.
What?
Proceeding With Capture.
[Siren]
What?
One Move, Banner,
And I'll Level You
Into A Class-One
Forensic Nightmare.
Aah!
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Grr!
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk, Incredible Hulk ♪
[Gasps]
Aah!
Rrrr!
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Rrrr!
Come On, Banner.
Make It Easy On Me.
I Don't Feel Like
Giving Betty Any Bad News.
What In Thunder?
Huh? Stop Him!
All Weapons
On Stun Only.
Man: Assist This Hapless Soul
Until There Are No Witnesses.
Then Bring Him To Me.
You Shouldn't
Have Done That,
Because Now You've
Made Me Angry.
Ohh, Ohh!
Arrrrrrrrr!
What's Delaying
The Containment?
We--We're Having Some
Slight Difficulty.
Arr!
Hulk No Tie.
Hulk Moves.
Hulk Hate Puny Toys.
General Ross, General Ross,
One Question, Sir, Over Here.
Why Were Your Hulkbusters
Once Again Unable
To Contain The Hulk?
With A Price Tag Of--
What Are Civilians
Doing In A Secure Zone?
This Is Great.
First Graffiti
And The Muggings,
Now The Hulk.
Like D.C. Doesn't
Get Enough Bashing
With The Politicians.
[Knock On Door]
Huh?
Tv: Has Sent
The United Nations
Reeling.
Latvaria's Dictator
Dr. Victor Von Doom
Uh, I'll Get It.
Matt, Butch, You Fellas
Just Finish Cleaning
Them Rifles.
Jennifer.
Bruce. What In The World?
Hi, Jen.
Long Time No See.
Come On, Bruce.
Snap Out Of It.
Jen?
Good Grief, Cuz.
You Look Like
You've Been Out There
Slam-Dancing
With The Hulk.
The What?
How Do--
Oh--Oh, Yeah, Uh
Nice Shirt, And I Didn't
Bring You Anything.
Jen, I, Uh
I'm In Trouble.
Oh, Yeah, Right.
Since When?
Squeaky Clean Old
Bruce Banner In Tro--
Hey, You're Serious.
You Know, If It's
A Legal Magilla,
I Can Represent
You In Court
As Your Lawyer.
Running Is Never
The Answer.
Yeah, Well, It Is
If You're Being Chased
By Someone Who Wants
To Destroy You.
Oh, Be Real. Who Would
Want To Destroy You?
Try The Hulkbusters,
To Name One,
A Big One, And Some Others
I've Never Seen Before.
You're Not Making
Any Sense.
Now Hey, Remember Me,
Us, The Tree House Duo?
You And Me
Against The World?
A Childhood Pact.
I Haven't Forgotten.
Neither Have I,
But Now It's--
No Buts, Or I'll
Kick Yours.
Now What Happened?
You Remember The News
About That Gamma
Reactor Explosion
In New Mexico.
A Few Years Ago?
[Machine Humming]
What?
No. Not Here.
Aah!
Ohh!
Jen, No!
Are These Those Hulk
Bumpers, Or Whatever?
Hardly.
Come On. We Got To Run.
That Was--You Were
Incredible.
I Mean, All These Years,
I've Never Seen You
So Angry Before.
Oh, That Wasn't Angry.
Seeing Me Angry Isn't
Something You'd Be
Likely To Forget.
You're Right. That Door
Was Way Too Slow.
Ohh.
Can't
Lose It.
Not Now.
Um, Bruce
You Should Never Try
To Pass On The Right.
Tell Me You're Just
Getting Carsick.
You're Really Shaking
The Family Tree Here, Bruce.
Aah!
Robot:
Subject Terminated.
Man: Should That Be True,
I Would Have To Destroy You.
Hulk Smash!
Man: However, It Would Appear
Your Warranties Are About
To Expire Anyway.
Hulk Pound!
Ohh.
Bruce, Bruce Banner?
Or Do You Prefer
Mr. Hulk?
Hulk Not Puny Banner.
Ok, Of Course, Right.
Sure, You're Not Bruce, Ok.
Think, Jen, Think.
Um, Do You Know Who I Am?
Not Betty.
Betty, Uh, Ok, Let's See,
Betty, Betty, Betty.
Oh, Betty Ross?
You Like Betty?
Betty Hulk Friend.
You Care About Her,
Don't You?
And I Know Betty Must
Really Care About You.
Well, I Care
About You, Too.
I'm Jennifer.
I'm Your Cousin.
Jennifer, Cousin?
Yes. You And I,
We're Family.
Jennifer, Hulk Family.
Hulk Not Alone?
No, Of Course Not.
I'm Here, Hulk.
I Always Will Be.
[Robots Hovering]
No!
Hulk Mad!
Jennifer!
Robot: Alternate Subject
"B" Has Been Acquired.
Man: Excellent,
And The Hulk Is Following?
Robot: Confirmed.
Robot: Cloaking
Mode Activated.
Man: Outstanding.
Gargoyle, I Had Him
In My Sights, But Your
Inept Surveillance Bug--
Where Are You, You
Grotesque Little Troll?
So
Neglecting Crucial Duties
While Again
Attempting To Cure
Your Mutated Hideousness.
I Warned You
Of The Consequences
If You Tried This Again.
Please, My Leader,
I Only Wanted To--
To Act On Your Own,
Put Your Needs
Before Mine.
No, No. Your Wish
Is My Wish.
I Didn't Do--
Disloyalty Reaps
Its Own Consequences.
Therefore I Banish You
From This Lab Forever.
No. I Beg Of You--
So Says The Leader.
Oh, I'll Be On My Way,
Micro-Managing
Egomaniac,
After I Collect
Some Severance Pay.
Jennifer!
Now Hulk Mad.
There Was A Doorbell
Outside, You Know.
Hulk Smash.
Oh, Yes, Yes, I Forgot.
Very Left Brain Personality.
Well, Let Me Put This In
Little Bitty Words For You.
Hulk Want Jennifer,
Then Hulk Obeys Dr. Doom,
Or, As You Might
So Charmingly Say,
"Hulk No Smash."
Jennifer.
No.
Hulk, Don't.
Oh, I Would Listen
To Your Cousin,
My Dear Brute.
Those Are Bombs
Attached To Her, You See.
You Touch Anything At All
In That Room, They Explode.
Boom, And, Oh, Yes, See.
Push, Push,
Boom, Boom.
You Touch Me, And She--
Well, Let Us Just Say
I'd Need To Have
This Place Repainted.
Hulk.
Hulk.
There's Nothing
You Can Do.
Jennifer.
We Just Have To
Play Along For Now.
Please Stay Calm.
Just Hold My Hand.
Jennifer Hurt?
I Do Hope You'll
Pardon Me As I Exit
This Touching Tableau,
But I Have A Bothersome
Country To Finish Invading,
A Capitalist Government
To Chastise,
And The Hulk's Pivotal Place
In History To Establish.
Hulk Hold Hand.
In Other News,
The U.N. Security
Council Has Issued
Its Final Petition
Asking For
Dr. Von Doom's
Surrender.
If He Does Not Comply,
He Will Be Forcibly
Taken Into Custody
At His U.S. Estate
To Answer Charges
Of War Crime Activity.
War Crime
Activity Indeed.
Simply A Friendly Unification
Of Neighborly Resources.
The Nation Of Boltavec
Was Floundering Under
Its Corrupt Regime,
And As For Their Abundant
National Treasures,
Well, They're Simply
Safer In My Vaults.
Now, City
Of Washington D.C.,
Earth's Great Guardian,
Who Will Protect You
As Phase One
Of Your Penance Begins?
I Am Dr. Victor Von Doom,
And For Your
Inept Interference
Into My Affairs,
You Are Now
My Prisoners Of War!
Oh, Hulk.
Jennifer?
Jennifer! Oh, No.
Did I Hurt You?
No. It's That Guy
Who's Been On The News.
He Wired Me With Bombs
Just So He Could Control
The Hulk.
Oh, Bruce, I Don't Think
I'm Going To Make It.
Jennifer, You Lost
A Lot Of Blood.
We Got To Get You
To A Hospital For
A Transfusion Before--
Can't Stay Awake.
Jennifer.
Oh, There's No Time.
All Right, What Can I--
Come On, Banner. Let's See
If Those Two Years Of Pre-Med
Can Finally Pay Dividends.
Fools.
Attention,
Entrapped Simpletons,
Either You Disengage All
Hostile Actions Towards
Me And My Country,
Or I Will Unleash
Within This Sealed Bubble,
Within America's
Very Capitol,
A Destructive Force
No Army Can Withstand:
A Raging Force
Of Nature Known As
The Incredible Hulk.
[Telephone Rings]
I Understand,
Mr. President.
I'm Not Sure How Doom
Gained Control Of The Hulk,
But I Promise You This.
As Soon As That Beast
Shows The Green Of
His Eyes, He's Mine, Sir.
And Here's The Official Word
Live From The President
Of The United States.
Dr. Doom Can Shove His--
Uh, What?
Rather, Doom's Demands
Are Officially Rejected.
That Posturing,
Corn-Fed Commoner
Is Calling My Bluff, Eh?
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
Hang In There, Jennifer,
And Hope
The Transfusion Works.
Jen, I'm So Very--
Sorry?
How Touching.
I Seem To Have Miscalculated
The Hulk's Staying Power.
Let Me Go.
Always A Pleasure
To See You, Dr. Banner.
What Do You Want
With Us, Doom?
You I Most Certainly
Don't Want,
Just Your Infamous Temper,
And As For The Dear Lady,
Rest Assured Once I
Succeed With You,
I Will Release Her
Into The Tender Cares Of
The American Medical System.
My Neurotransmitter
Is Creating A Rage In You
That Only I Control.
The Powerful Military
Is No Longer Of Consequence,
For I Control
Their Mightiest Foe,
The Incredible Hulk.
Now Go And Destroy
In The Name Of Doom.
Hulk Obey.
Aah!
Aah!
Hulk Hate Toys.
Doom: Now,
My Savage Servant,
I Have A Special Public Works
Project In Mind For You:
New Inroads To The Capitol,
Five Miles Wide.
Hulk Smash.
Look, My Big,
Green Bulldozer,
Leap, Oh, So Far
To The Right Of That Big
White Capitol Building,
And Begin
A Physical Filibuster
They'll Never Forget.
He's Marching
On The Capitol,
And You Can Bet
This Demonstration
Won't Be Peaceful.
Whoa.
Ha Ha.
Oh, I'm Feeling Good.
Ooh, Feels Like Somebody's
Lighting My Fire.
Uh-Oh, Fireworks.
What?
Oh, Yeah, Dr. "D."
You've Helped Turn Me
Into One Seriously
Cheesed-Off She Hulk.
Another Loud Green One,
And With Attitude Yet.
I Abhor Attitude.
Hulk, Destroy
That Capitol.
Think Again, Sweetie.
Huh? Hey, Cool.
Kelly Green Abs Of Steel.
Ha!
No. This Is Not To Be.
Hulk, Don't Listen
To Doom's Claptrap.
You've Got To
Turn Back, Baby.
Dr. Doom's Been
A Naughty, Naughty Boy.
He Doesn't Care
What Happens To You.
Come Back To Cousin,
Hulkster.
You Remember,
Don't You?
You And Me All The Way,
Green Sheeps Of The Family.
I Love You.
Jennifer.
So Please, Rip Off That
Pain In The Neck For Me.
Aah!
End Of Conversation.
Jennifer Hurt?
Doom: Disregard Your
Bothersome Cousin, Hulk.
She's Now Felt
The Fury Of Dr. Doom,
As Will You If You Do Not
Proceed As Commanded.
Doom Hurt Jennifer.
Jennifer!
Ohh, So Much For
The Feeling-No-Pain Benefit.
Speaking Of Pain,
My Dear Green-Eyed Lady,
Here's Another
Generous Helping.
Hulk Smash!
Jennifer Safe.
Green, Like Hulk?
You Betcha.
Now Move Over, Cousin.
Tin Grin There
Is All Mine.
Doom, Push, Push,
Boom, Boom, Eh, Cuz?
What In Blazes?
Major Talbot,
Get Me The President.
Old Thunderbolt Ross Has
Once Again Got Things
Nicely Under Control.
Gargoyle. Uh, How Do
I Control This. Ga--
Ah, No Matter.
It Won't Be Long Now Before
I'm Virtually Bristling
With Better Company.
My New Home-Grown
Assistant Gamma Warriors,
All Spawned From The Dna
Of A Single Strand
Of Hulk Hair,
And When They've All
Steeped In Their Vats
Long Enough,
The Hulk's Days
Of Wanderlust Will Be Over.
[Tires Screech]
The Jennifer I Remember
Never Would Have Done That.
Well, Let Me
Tell You, Cousin.
The Jennifer You Remember
Could Never Have Done That.
Yeah, From Life's Bumpy Road
To One Roller-Coasting
Thrill Ride.
Start Spreading The News ♪
New York.
This Green-Skinned,
Long-Limbed She Hulk
Is Getting Ready
To Take One Big Bite
Out Of The Big Apple.