The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e07 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Honey.
Can't wait 'til breakfast.
I shall have some honey.
Honey.
I think my tummy's reminding
me it's time for breakfast.
Oh, bother.
Empty.
My tummy must have gotten
hungrily,
and walked me in my sleep.
But then, why am I still hungry?
A trail.
Perhaps it will lead me
to some answers.
Or some more honey.
Stop shovin'.
Hm. My tummy must have
gone under there to eat.
So as not to disturb my sleep.
With no honey
and an empty tummy,
there's only one thing to do.
Borrow some more honey
from Rabbit.
Yum.
Achoo!
Uh,gesundheit.
Ah, thank you.
Who Who said that?
Nobody, I
Be quiet, hose nose.
All right, come out and fight.
Like
Like whatever you are.
Hey!
Roo, uh, whatever
are you doing, dear?
Mama, there's something
under my bed.
Oh, probably just
one of your dreams
waiting to pounce.
No, I wasn't nightmaring.
Honest.
These things are alive, sort of.
And they have long tails
or somethin'.
- And and
- Probably just mice, dear.
Did you hear that, Stan?
Mice. Big mice.
Save me, Stan, save me.
Not real mice, cucumber brain.
They think we're mice.
Now pipe down and let's
find some more honey.
I certainly hope Rabbit
has enough honey
for this appetite
I'm working up.
Oh. Hello, Piglet.
Why, hello, Pooh.
I was just coming to see you.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Why, Piglet,
this honey pot is
empty.
I know it is, Pooh.
I was coming to ask
if you emptied it.
I give up, Piglet.
Did I?
Well, if you didn't,
something else did.
In which case,
I'm going to have to be
very frightened.
Oh, there's nothing
to worry about, Piglet.
We can both borrow more honey
from Rabbit.
Uh, perhaps we should come back
when Rabbit isn't feeling
so loud.
Hello, Rabbit.
Wait.
Please don't bother me now,
Pooh Bear.
I have to go and give you
a piece of my mind.
Pooh Bear.
Why are you sneaking in,
and eating all my honey?
Don't I lend you enough?
And perhaps you can tell us
what happened to our honey.
Have I truly eaten
everyone's honey?
Can't you remember, Pooh?
Why, I do remember.
And then when I try to remember,
I forget.
I don't think it was you, Pooh.
I think it was those mice.
Whoops!
Ahh, there you are,
you honeynapper.
All right, where'd you stash it?
You see?
Pooh must be the thief.
Oh. When was your honey
swiped, Gopher?
Just this minute.
Why'd you ask?
Aha. Aha!
You did do it!
But Rabbit, I am
Was
I are here with you
just just this minute.
So, you did not take
Gopher's honey.
Huh?
I told ya.
It was those bed bouncing mice.
Oh, why, that's right.
My bed was bounced, too.
And mine, too.
Say, so was mine.
We're gonna have to catch 'em.
Uh
We are?
Yes! We'll
catch those mice like
Like mice.
Or my name's not
Winnie the Pooh.
Which it is.
So there you are.
And there you are.
The mouse traps are set.
Now, follow me.
Uh, Pooh boy,
where are we goin'?
To keep watch, of course.
Pooh. Pooh.
I don't think this is working.
Uh, maybe we should
keep watch from
some place more
"inconspickerous."
Uh, perhaps we should
pretend to be asleep?
Remember, kiddikins,
you let us big guys
handle those
giant mouses.
Good. They're asleep.
Let's get the honey.
Honey?
Shh!
And watch out for
the mouse traps.
Mice! Mice!
Oh, no!
Mice!
Get 'em away.
Oh, save me, Stan.
Save me.
There are no mice.
The traps are for us.
Uh, for us?
What a relief.
Ahh!
Eh, how come you got one?
I didn't get one.
Can I have one?
Ow! Ooh. Hoo. Ow!
Ooh! Ooh-hoo!
Ooh!
I told ya.
They're really big mice.
And we need a really big trap.
And some really big bait.
And then the wagon with the cake
rolls down the ramp,
and trips the rope,
which drops the wash tub
right onto the mice.
Oh, boy, that's great!
Pooh, that's the funniest
But what's the cake for?
Well, everyone knows that
after you yell surprise,
you blow out the candles.
But where's the bait, Pooh?
Ta-da!
Gang way.
What are you doing, Tigger?
Well, you can't have cake
without icy cream.
Whoops.
Well, the trap worked, Pooh.
Come on.
Now's our chance.
Look. Those aren't mice.
- They're
- Heffalumps and woozles.
Hi-ho, heffalumps.
- Woo, away!
- Get 'em.
They're
running out of gas, guys.
We got 'em!
All right, no more
mister nice woozle.
Uh, show 'em what you're made of,
buddy bear.
Fluff.
I think we're in big trouble.
Oh, bother.
Ahh! I'd like to see ya
try that again.
Maybe I shouldn't have asked.
One.
Uh, two.
Three.
Um Uh Duh,
what come after three?
Uh, four?
Whoa!
That showed 'em.
Now all the honey is ours.
Wait a minute.
You can't do that,
you you big bullies.
Uh, a mouse.
A-a-a giant mouse!
Ooh-hoo-ah-ha!
I hate it when he does that.
Please get me out of his path.
Please. Pretty please.
You may have won
this round, fluff brains,
but we'll be back with friends.
And then we'll get you
and your big mouse, too.
Yeah! We did it!
"Absoposilutely."
We showed those "villians"
a thing or three.
And I guess this little
nipper was right after all.
And now our honey will be safe
to "smackerel" in peace.
Ooh!
Will it?
They said they'd be back,
with f-f-f-friends.
Yes?
Aha! Just as I thought.
Do you open your door
to just anybody?
Well, if anybody's name
is Rabbit.
Well, Pooh,
you are totally unready,
unsteady and unprepared.
What are you going to do when
those heffalumps and woozles return?
Why can't we just
invite them to breakfast,
and share our honey?
What?! Have breakfast
with icky,
nasty heffalumps and woozles?
Give them our honey?
Well, you share with me,
and I share with you
when there's any left.
Oh, you're our friend, Pooh,
but heffalumps
and woozles are
heffalumps and woozles.
Perhaps they just
don't know any better.
Well, it's time
someone educated them.
Stand back, you guys.
Old Tigger's gonna
learn 'em a thing or two.
Go get 'em, Tigger.
Let go!
Let go!
Oh! Ooh! Hey,
no fair sneakin' up.
Oh, boy,
you should have seen it.
I smooshed 'em.
And I "massacreed" 'em.
No "heffabump" can sneak up
on a Tigger and get away with it.
I think you smooshed
my laundry, Tigger.
Nah, it can't be.
Look at this.
A heffalump trunk warmer.
No. I believe
it's a sock, Tigger.
Uh, well, it shouldn't have
jumped out at me.
For the last time, sponge head,
we're gonna get help.
Yeah?
But who's big enough to take
on that "gigantical" mouse?
We're gonna get Wooster.
Wooster!
Oh, Stan,
let's go back to the mountains.
- Hold it.
- Oh, please.
Why
Gopher!
Yoo-hoo!
Perhaps he's down here.
Oops!
Oh, bother.
Well, don't just stand there
wiggling your ears, sonny.
Speak your piece.
Excuse me, Gopher.
Ahh!
Uh, don't you know any better
than to sneak up on people
when there's "weffalumps"
and "hoozles" around?
Heffalumps and woozles.
Eh, whatever.
That's exactly why we need you.
Oh?
We need you to
fortify Pooh's house.
Well, why didn't ya say so.
Rabbit.
Gopher?
Oh, bother, bother.
Let's go back to the mountains.
Oh, please.
Wooster!
We know where there's
some honey to steal.
Uh, maybe he's not home.
I hope.
Honey.
Great.
Follow me, Wooster.
Ahh.
It's just after breakfast.
And not quite lunch.
The perfect time for
a little brunchfast.
Oof!
Well, what do you think, sonny?
No "heffamagoat" is gonna
get through this baby.
But Gopher,
what if they walk around it?
What? Around it?
Around it?!
Uh, confound it,
nobody gave me
the specifications.
I gotta think of
everything myself.
Well?
The heffalumps and woozles
certainly can't get to
my honey now, gopher,
but neither can I.
Not without doors or windows.
Doors? Windows?
Hah! Whatever you want
from now on, sonny,
you're on your
Whoa-oh! Own!
Just wait until those
little honey hoarders
get a load of Wooster.
Well, what do you think?
Um, it's very nice, Rabbit.
Yeah.
Uh, what is it?
It's a sign to distract
the heffalumps and woozles.
It says, "Honey this way."
Uh, but Rabbit,
the sign is wrong.
The honey's over there,
at my house.
The heffalumps and the
woozles don't know that.
This sign will get them lost.
And they'll never come back.
Excuse me, but
What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be
looking out for
the heffalumps and woozles.
It's time for you to do
the looking out.
Your guests have arrived.
They're here.
They're here!
Don't worry, long ears.
They won't get by us.
Come on, Roo.
Yeah.
They won't get by us.
Excuse me, too, Rabbit.
I have to see about brunchfast.
Of course, Pooh.
You go right ahead.
Brunchfast?
No sign of 'em yet, Tigger.
Yeah. I bet when they heard
that I was waitin' for 'em,
they turned and went home.
What's that?
I think they're coming, Tigger.
Oh, no. Maybe we should
warn the others.
But you said
you were gonna smoosh 'em.
Well, yeah,
well well, uh
Well, I didn't want to
hog all the fun.
Honey.
Yikes!
Hey, Stan, look.
It's that mouse.
Squish him, Wooster.
Squish him!
Honey.
Yeah, Wooster's right.
We'll take care of youse two
after we get the honey.
You want honey?
Well, why didn't you say so?
Follow me.
I know a short cut.
But, Tigger,
you were gonna smoosh
I forgot my mouse.
Honey.
Uh, that way.
Honey.
He can't read.
Pooh!
What are you doing?
The heffalumps and woozles
are coming.
Oh, good.
I thought they were going
to be late for brunchfast.
But Pooh Bear,
these are heffalumps
and woozles.
They don't like brunchfast?
Honey.
I think we're about to find out.
All right, fluff bags.
We said we'd be back
to steal your honey,
and here we are,
so trot it all out.
And our friend may
leave you in one piece.
Honey.
Excuse me,
mister aren't-you-an-awfully-big-woozle,
but why do you want to
steal our honey?
Eat honey.
But there's a much
better way than stealing.
Don't listen to him, Wooster.
Woozles have always stolen it.
Yeah.
Don't listen to him.
But friends ask.
Friends share.
Being friends
is even better than honey.
I know.
You be Wooster's friend?
I told ya not to listen to him.
We don't need friends.
Let's just take it.
Come on, Heff,
let's show 'em one-two.
Yahh!
No! We ask.
May we?
Say please.
May we please have some honey?
Why, certainly.
To think a fellow woozle
would stoop to say
Pleee-ase!
Fine.
You may have a giant mouse.
You may have a giant woozle.
But we'll be back.
Somehow, we'll get that honey.
Oh.
How are we gonna do that, Stan?
Will you keep quiet, numb nose?
Uh, you know, Pooh,
I was thinking.
That's a very good habit,
Piglet.
No, I was thinking about
the other heffalumps
and woozles.
Um, they said they'd be back.
Mmm.
Honey.
Don't worry, Piglet.
We'll have Wooster here
to help us.
Thank you, Wooster.
Hey.
What friends for?