House of Stassi (2026) s01e08 Episode Script
Queen Mary's Revenge
1
[soft vocalizing]
- So when I met you in Villa,
like, I knew nothing.
And then I got home,
and I was telling my friends.
And then, like, social media,
and I would, like,
see everything.
And I was like, oh.
- After being canceled,
I have to be willing
to have these conversations
because it's a part of my past.
But it always makes me nervous
'cause I never know
how it's gonna go.
But if she has questions,
I want to answer them for her.
Like, that might have
been hard to see.
- It--it was.
'Cause I've thought
about this for some time,
and I didn't know, like,
how I wanted to approach it.
- I was scared that season,
like, in Italy.
- Yeah.
- Partly because of that.
GABRIELLA: Yeah, how did you
feel when you and I were,
like, connecting a lot more?
Did you even think about,
like, I wonder if she knows?
- Yes.
There's not a day of my life
that goes by
that I don't think about that.
[tense music]
- Have you talked about this
with another Black person?
♪
STASSI: I have.
GABRIELLA: OK.
- And it's scary.
- Yes.
STASSI: It's scary.
- Yeah.
- I was a deeply
selfish person.
I just, like, said
whatever I [bleep] thought.
I got rewarded for [bleep]
saying whatever I thought.
I did whatever I wanted to do,
got rewarded for doing--
that's, like,
no excuse for anything.
I feel like I just
listen to people more,
and I understand that, like,
there are still gonna be
times where I am ignorant.
There's a lot
that I don't know.
I will never know
your perspective.
I didn't realize
how [bleep] privileged
I was
to say whatever the [bleep]
I wanted without consequences.
And then ultimately I did
suffer the consequences,
rightfully [bleep] so.
After being canceled and fired
from Vanderpump Rules, like,
there was a time
when, like, I didn't
think I would ever work again.
I'm just so grateful
for this second chance
because I didn't want
my story to end there.
Like, that's
a part of my story,
but, like, my story
can continue.
I love you guys.
- I--we love you.
- Anytime you want
to talk about it, please--
this is actually, like,
healing to talk about it.
It's just, like, so crazy.
'Cause if you met me,
though, like, before
this all went down,
you wouldn't like me.
Like--
- Yeah, I know.
STASSI: I'm--
[laughter]
SHER: Aside from the obvious,
I think dark passenger
was an icon.
- The dark passenger
still lives inside.
You'll never know when
that one's gonna come out.
That one mainly goes
to boyfriends, or now husbands.
You know what I mean?
The dark passenger is, like,
kind of reserved for that.
- Right, we keep 'em for that.
- No.
Like, I don't want it to end.
This has been a really great,
great few months of my life.
- Are you joking me?
My dinner on the Queen Mary.
Literally the moment
you've been waiting for, OK?
[dramatic music]
♪
[plucky orchestral music]
♪
Oh, my God.
This is cool.
- Yeah!
- This is [bleep] cool.
KATIE: Emo Santa.
STASSI: That's hilarious.
- It was so great
to see Beau just come alive
and be so happy at Emo Nite.
So I planned Emo Christmas
because I'm worried
that Stassi doesn't see
that this Beau has
been missing.
And I--it breaks my heart.
STASSI: Thanks for having me
at Emo Christmas.
Emo Christmas is actually
the perfect emo thing
for me to go to
because it's Christmas
and it's during the day.
Plus, I really want to make
an effort for Katie.
Like, she has shown up for me,
and I really just want
to show up for her.
I look like I belong.
KATIE: Um
- You fit in perfectly.
- This is fun.
KATIE: Oh, my gosh!
- Hi!
KATIE:
Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm forcing you
to give me a hug.
BEAU: I feel like
I should tell that to my wife
and be like, you know what,
I don't want hugs anymore.
And then all of a sudden,
she's gonna be like,
hey, hug.
Hey.
- Like a reverse mind trick?
- Like when we tell Messer,
we don't want a kiss from you.
Don't kiss us, don't kiss us.
And he's like,
oh, I'm gonna kiss you.
- Hearing Beau talk
about Stassi
not wanting to hug him is
exactly why I need to help him.
He's basically
crying out for help.
- Mwah. How are you?
STASSI: Good.
I really like this place.
We should actually
come here often.
BEAU: This makes me think of
the wallpaper in Versailles.
There's that one green room--
- I know, I know!
- That has--
- Look at this man.
- I should have got that--
I should have got that--
I should have got
that tattooed on me.
- [laughs]
Damn it.
- I got a tattoo,
and it says Stassi's name.
Love my wife.
- She has no clue
you're doing this?
- No. So and I also hope
that she's not like,
you didn't need to get it done!
NICK:
Lay down, my friend.
BEAU:
All right. Thank you.
Finally, I did it.
And if you've been here
since episode one,
you know this is--
it's kind of a big deal.
- You can get my name under
that basic-ass [bleep] tattoo.
I'm supposed to be number one.
- I don't have a tattoo of
Stassi's name
- Right, right, but--right.
- On my body.
That's literally
what this is about.
- You feel safe with me.
I can make you feel unsafe.
- This is wild.
I made sure that it was, like,
17 times bigger
than my sister's.
It's--you can really see it.
[dramatic music]
I'm gonna take off my jacket
and just walk around
and see if Stassi notices,
you know?
'Cause remember,
I said she doesn't--
she doesn't see me.
This is a big surprise.
[chuckles]
OK, I've been hiding it
for, like, two days.
But then also,
when I got my beard dyed,
you know, she didn't
even realize that.
So I probably didn't even
need to hide the tattoo
'cause she probably wouldn't
even have noticed anyways.
Oh, marriage.
TAYLOR: What did you think
about that bag?
In the Sex and the City movie,
when she took it out--
or were you like,
this is disgusting?
STASSI: I'm not
a Louis Vuitton person.
BEAU:
What kind of bag was it?
Was it, like, a massive bag?
Is it--
- I'm not
a Louis Vuitton girl.
KATIE: It was like--it had
these little yellow handles.
- Was it, like, this big?
TAYLOR: It was like blue.
I would say, like, this big.
It was, like, blue corduroy.
- Have you seen
this bag before?
Was it like this?
Stassi has been putting
a lot more effort.
I feel a lot more seen than--
than I have before.
And it just feels really--
it feels really good.
So this is my way
to say thank you.
Wow.
- Have you seen the first
Sex and the City movie?
- Huh?
- Sex and the City.
Have you ever seen it?
- What?
- The first movie.
- What?
[laughs]
[bright orchestral music]
Oh, you're crying?
That's not the thing--oh.
Is that OK?
Is that--do you like it?
Yeah. No?
- It's so period piece,
and that's, like,
the Marie Antoinette shoe!
BEAU:
It is.
It's the Marie Antoinette shoe.
Yes.
Yeah!
And I got it bigger
than my sister's.
STASSI: [gasps]
Oh, my God.
I want to cry!
- No.
I feel like the audience
and everyone
is just gonna be like, she
totally demanded that tattoo.
I didn't!
When we had that fight
in Italy,
it wasn't really about
getting the tattoo.
But, like, honestly, now that
he has it, I [bleep] love it.
[indistinct chatter]
♪
- Cover your eyes,
cover your eyes.
It feels good.
It feels really good.
And I hope we just, you know,
finally close the chapter
on tattoo gate.
- Beau and I are
in a good place.
Like, I'm so glad we're
on the same page right now,
and life is pretty good.
KATIE:
When did you get it?
- Oh, a couple days ago.
- I didn't know that.
- There you go.
It's huge.
It taking Stassi three days
to notice that
Beau got a tattoo is
definitely reassuring me
that we need to have
this sit-down.
- We need to make sure
that Stassi
gives Beau "a tattoo,"
you know?
And like, what is that?
I don't know what that is,
but like, yeah.
So I guess this intervention
does need to happen.
- This is a really, really
wonderful, beautiful moment
between Stassi and Beau,
but it doesn't necessarily
negate that there's
some real issues
that need to be addressed.
- Absolutely.
I think it should happen
sooner rather than later.
[dramatic music]
♪
Stassi's mentioned
her and Beau have issues.
STASSI: It's so crazy that
we had our first date here.
This is where we started
to fall in love.
- Why don't we have,
like, a friendervention?
Hi.
STASSI: What's going on?
ROB:
Hi.
- Should we go, like,
grab a table back here?
I wanted to get everyone
together at the Woods.
Because if we're gonna pull off
this friendervention,
we need to get
our ducks in a row,
make sure we know what
we're gonna talk about.
Otherwise, it's gonna
blow up in our face.
ROB:
Yay.
KATIE:
Oh, my God.
- No one get up.
No one get up.
Sorry, I had to put
my child down to sleep.
GEORGI: I figured.
TAYLOR: We figured.
KRISTINA: Let's just get
into it, then, guys.
KATIE: OK.
So, yes, what we want
to talk to you about
is Stassi and Beau.
Beau is not
the person I remember.
- I've just got so, like,
detached, in a sense,
from her where it's
like we're roommates.
- I know.
- Everything is literally just
me taking care of the home.
Stassi has been
working so much.
I have nothing of my own
that I used to [bleep] have.
I'm so shut down.
- He made a comment saying
that he feels like
he's roommates with Stassi.
- He told me that.
- To me, that's feeling alone.
- And Stassi's, like,
kind of not getting it
because she's like,
I wake up every day happy.
And it's like, that's great,
but your partner's not.
I worry because--you know.
You've been there.
You know.
You've been there.
I've been there,
where it's like,
that's when
the breakdown happens
of the relationship,
of the marriage.
And, you know, I don't want
to be an alarmist here.
But if someone's not getting
the emotional connection
that they need, when they
feel emotionally starved,
this is when affairs happen.
I know what it feels like
to be in a marriage
and feel alone and isolated
and like you're
becoming roommates.
You crave emotional connection.
You crave emotional, you know,
validation from a person.
So when you are presented
with somebody
who will listen to you,
who will validate you,
who will make you feel seen,
that tends to spiral.
And I've found myself
in that position.
I know how common affairs are
and how they happen.
And I've experienced
the beginning stages of it.
- We've all individually
talked with Stassi.
KATIE: Yeah.
- It's not getting
through to her.
KATIE: Yeah,
'cause, like, weeks ago,
I had a similar conversation
where I was just like,
you should just--
little times you can find,
squeeze his hand,
give him a little, like,
pat on the butt.
- The other day she did stick
her [bleep] up his [bleep].
- OK, well,
that's great to hear.
- Romance is alive.
KATIE: We want to figure out--
this is why we called you here
today, because we wanted
you guys to, like, kind of,
like, get in on, like,
a friendervention with them.
[dramatic music]
ROB:
I don't know.
We've had this conversation
before with them.
It just seems like men
haven't really been
very trustworthy in your life.
- It feels incredibly
directed towards me.
- No, no, wait.
No, wait.
- Like he's getting off--
ROB: Mm-mm.
GEORGIA: Stass.
- I feel like if we keep
bringing this issue up
to Beau and Stassi,
Stassi is gonna feel attacked,
and she's gonna start
cutting people out.
And I feel like I'll probably
be the first to go.
- It's like, how do we say this
without making her
feel attacked?
Because everything
we're saying--
- It's delivery.
And I think it's like,
it's like,
I, like, love you guys,
and I just--
KRISTINA:
It's just all from love.
KATIE: Miss you guys.
GEORGI: Yeah.
- And we know
how great they can be.
We've seen it.
GEORGI:
Just to be devil's advocate,
I just want to make sure
we're prepared.
I'm very apprehensive
going into this
just because we're dissecting
her relationship.
And it's like,
I know we're on reality
and she's making it public,
but shit.
Like, I am terrified.
- We're gonna do this at,
like, the dinner, the--
KATIE: The Queen Mary.
TAYLOR: Queen Mary.
- I think that
that's the smart move
because we'll all be together.
This is gonna shake 'em a bit,
Stassi especially.
TAYLOR:
Yeah, this is step one.
- I'm thinking very, very
optimistically about this,
that it's gonna be
well-received.
♪
- She's gonna feel attacked,
and--
- It's what kind of
happened last time.
- Correct.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think that
the cameras have exposed
something that Stassi and Beau
were trying to avoid.
They're just not talking.
They're not connecting.
They're not communicating
their needs,
their wants,
what's making them unhappy.
And I think that is a breakdown
of any relationship.
- I'm, like, hoping
it doesn't go that way.
But in my mind,
that's how it's gonna go.
♪
["Carol of the Bells"]
♪
- I am hosting Christmas
on a haunted ship
because that is the level
of theatricality
that I bring to a Tuesday,
much less a holiday.
Since we've been filming,
I feel closer to Beau.
I feel like we've worked
through so much,
and I'm just so grateful
that I have this man
here with me right now.
KATIE: I feel confident
in what I want to say
to Stassi and Beau
and how I want to say it.
But if I'm honest, I do have
a few butterflies in my basket.
- No one wants to sit down
with your friends
and tell them that they think
your relationship isn't good,
and it's like, this is
gonna be a hard night.
- I'm, like, super apprehensive
about this whole intervention.
Like, this is the one thing
that could actually ruin
our friendship.
I just hope she doesn't
throw me overboard.
This outfit is heavy.
I will sink to the bottom.
ROB: This intervention just
isn't sitting right with me.
Beau and I aren't
in the best space right now,
so I just should probably
keep my [bleep] mouth shut
and just let everybody else
handle everything.
GEORGI:
I'm sweating.
My bowels are watery.
I'm so scared.
I'm so nervous.
I'm not ready for this.
Stassi might dark-passenge,
so all hands on deck.
- This is [bleep] cool.
BEAU: Did they tell us which
part of the boat's haunted?
[eerie music]
♪
TAYLOR: I have enough
ghost energy in my home, OK?
- Why do we feel the need
to, like, be quiet right now?
- I don't know.
'Cause it's--
because no one's here?
- We're scared of the journey.
- We're scared of the ghosts.
We don't want
to wake up the ghosts.
KATIE:
No, we're not.
We're excited.
STASSI: We're gonna start
with drinks.
Then we're gonna do
a ghost tour,
and then we're gonna
have dinner.
So it's basically the structure
of a horror movie,
except instead of dying,
we then eat.
- Wow.
TAYLOR:
This is really cool.
- I don't want to see a ghost.
Like, I want to be unbothered.
And I don't need a ghost
throwing me off my game.
I gotta stay focused.
[upbeat jazz music]
Cool.
♪
HOST: Welcome in
to the Number 3 speakeasy.
Kind of sneaks up on you
a little bit, doesn't it?
- It does.
It does.
♪
STASSI:
Ooh.
ROB:
Cheers, y'all.
Happy holidays.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I am so excited
to have you with us
this evening
for a very special tour
down through the lower decks
of the ship.
Now, I've been walking these
decks for a very long time,
and here's the deal
about the dead.
They're around you
all the time.
Don't be afraid of them.
[quirky music]
So let's begin.
This way.
♪
[ominous music]
♪
- It sounds like--
like scary priests.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
- Georgia might be praying
to keep the ghosts away,
but we really need her prayers
for this friendervention.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
- Georgia, you're
making this creepier.
PAUL: Now, this room
intimidates me a little bit.
I was walking backward
on a tour,
and turned and saw a man
GEORGI: [gasps]
- Run along the catwalk.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
PAUL: Oh, I see shadow people
down here all the time.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
PAUL: It's a vibrational thing.
They're vibrating at
a certain level, and so am I.
- I've never heard somebody
say that about a--I love that.
I really love
the Titanic.
And so to just, like,
be underneath a boat
and, like, see all the,
like, nooks and crannies,
and hear all the stories--
this spooky shit is in my DNA.
It's perfect for
the New Orleans girl in me.
You're not gonna get
possessed by the devil.
Where are we going?
In the most haunted?
PAUL:
It is.
A man went berserk
in a tourist class cabin
with an axe
TAYLOR: [gasps]
- And hacked his six members
of his family
KATIE: Rude!
PAUL: To death.
- Wow.
PAUL: This way.
- OK.
Wait, where did
he get the axe from?
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
GEORGI:
You can stay in this room?
PAUL:
You sure can.
It's very active in this room.
People get touched.
People feel a cold spot.
People sit down on the bed
while you're sleeping.
- I mean, my always thinking,
it's like, sleeping
in a bed with ghosts
just makes me think
of Ghostbusters,
where it's like the ghost
comes in for a sexy time.
- Yeah.
BEAU: I'm like--
- Oh, yeah.
- All right, I'm OK with that.
I mean, if I was
gonna get haunted,
I would definitely
want spiritos [bleep].
That's spirit [bleep] in Latin.
Just, oh, God, awful thought.
You don't even need lube.
There's ectoplasm.
GEORGIA: Guys, I'm--
TAYLOR: [gasps]
She does have goosebumps.
- I'm dying.
[knocking]
No, go.
See, if you are doing that,
stop doing that,
because I'm scared.
You hear that?
You hear it?
- I didn't hear anything,
Georgia.
What are you talking about?
GEORGIA:
OK.
[elegant chamber music playing]
♪
KATIE: [gasps]
Oh. It's romantic.
GEORGIA: It is so Titanic.
Bogie, the violini.
BEAU: The violins.
KATIE: Wow.
This is really giving Titanic
on its final night.
STASSI: If it was going down,
I'd be happy to be
going down with you.
BEAU:
Well, this is--aw.
We can do, like,
a little waltz?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- I know.
I'm gonna lead you.
Just--
[vocalizing]
STASSI:
I mean, the music is playing,
and I'm like, wow,
this is your life.
We have a wonderful family
and a wonderful life together.
And, yeah, we [bleep]
fight sometimes,
and we get annoyed
with each other sometimes.
But, like, that's called
being together
for, like, eight years, OK?
Like, that's gonna happen.
- Smile and look good.
KRISTINA:
The closer we get to dinner,
it's like,
the dread is building.
And of course, I'm like,
maybe we shouldn't
have this dinner.
- Are you OK?
KRISTINA:
Stassi and Beau are waltzing.
A band playing.
It feels like a scene
from the Titanic
before it hits the glacier.
- Something to that degree.
[dreamy pop music]
- And then I'm gonna be like,
bleh.
- No, no.
KRISTINA:
Nothing to say after that.
- We are past
the point of doubt,
so Kristina cannot
back out on me now.
No one better
[bleep] chicken out.
[dramatic orchestral music]
♪
BEAU: Hey, do you guys
want to sit down?
ROB:
I'm starving.
TAYLOR: Let me just sit
next to my e-wife.
- Whoa!
KRISTINA:
Hi!
KATIE:
Gorgeous.
BEAU:
Hi, Teddy.
- [tapping glass]
KATIE: [imitating glass taps]
TAYLOR:
I have an announcement.
So we discussed this
last night, and I said,
what do you think?
- The music.
GEORGIA:
Yeah, thank you for that.
- What do you think
about telling the name?
- [cheers]
STASSI: Yay!
- And she said,
tell them the [bleep] name.
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
- OK, OK.
ROB:
OK, OK, OK.
- So as you guys know
[dramatic chamber
music playing]
BEAU:
This music.
It's, like, right on cue.
♪
- I have been,
like, very, like,
scared about having
a baby because--
well, for lots of reasons,
but mostly because
I was like, it's her
- It's so dramatic.
- I'm talking.
Um
No, keep going.
So I am like, it's her egg.
It's the donor.
It's not me.
I'm not genetically connected,
so she still wants to keep
pushing the agenda
of, like,
this is your baby, too.
So my mom's maiden name
is Bonneau,
B-O-N-N-E-A-U.
So the official name
will be Bonneau,
but her nickname, but her
"name," is gonna be Beau.
ROB:
Oh!
KATIE:
Oh, my God!
ROB: What?
- Wait.
STASSI: I love it!
ROB: That's crazy.
KRISTINA:
I love that.
- I might cry.
ROB: Wow.
TAYLOR:
Baby Beau.
- I was not at all expecting
Teddy and Taylor's baby
to be named after me.
It's shocking
and massively sweet.
I feel very honored.
- The least they could do
would be to combine our names--
Steau, Bowie.
BEAU:
Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Knowing you, Beau, and knowing
how wonderful you are,
and you have such integrity,
and you're such
a stand-up person,
it's just, like, befitting
that we would
put our baby on this track.
So we love you.
- It's a massive compliment.
It's an honor.
- I couldn't have asked
for a better reaction,
but now I'm nervous.
I'm like, Beau, do you think
we named her after you?
You know, cause, like, if you
want to think that, that's OK.
But, like, I also have
an Uncle Beau, you know?
Do I have to,
like, explain that?
Do I have--I'm just--
you know what?
Just, I think it's good, right?
It's fine.
- Cheers to Baby Beau.
- Cheers to Baby Beau!
KATIE: Yes!
TAYLOR:
Baby Beau, look at Teddy.
Cheers.
- Everyone tap the pad.
Tap the pad.
GEORGI: Tap.
ROB:
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Did anyone get
the vegetarian option?
GEORGI:
Georgia did.
Georgia got the--
[chuckles]
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
GEORGIA: Proud.
- But I also love
the word loser, and I--
I want to take that right back
to being able to say it
without people getting
massively offended by it.
It's just a fun word.
- But I also do think
it's weird that
you and Rob are
just totally fine.
- Me and Georgia?
STASSI:
Yes.
BEAU: What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Here we go.
- Like, the things
that you said to her
at the volleyball, or--
- I said Play-Doh. That was it.
GEORGIA: Dodgeball.
I didn't like that behavior.
I have to say it again.
Because I don't see
any intention,
she needs to know.
Like we are literally
in kindergarten.
ROB: All right, no,
it's not kindergarten.
I'll save you some Play-Doh
in kindergarten
when it's your [bleep] turn.
- It's [bleep] annoying.
I'm just gonna say that
right now.
- It's obvious to everyone
that you and Georgia
don't [bleep] like each other!
BEAU: The way that you spoke
to my sister,
I would have never spoken
to your sister like that.
- Bro, and trust me, I--
all I said was
I'll save you some Play-Doh.
- I know, but it was
so just douchey.
ROB: I was standing up,
and I was--she said--
- And you were standing up.
I felt you--I felt you, and I--
- I was upset because
she--she's telling me
we were all in kindergarten.
- My sister doesn't sit there
and talk shit about people.
- She said,
we're all in kindergarten.
I'm not gonna go out of my way
to [bleep] hurt her
because she's your sister.
BEAU: Rob 100%
verbally attacked my sister.
It's like, what is--
what are you thinking?
Right now,
everything that he is doing
is showing me that he does not
want a friendship with me.
Yeah, well,
I guess you break boundaries
and trust with me
with the conversation with her
so you can tell Georgi.
ROB:
You told three of us--
- OK, stop it.
- But that's the point.
You're the one
who decided to say something.
- Stop it.
You had a [bleep] choice.
I told Nick and I told Teddy.
- But that should be--
everything should be out
in the [bleep] open.
- And they don't have anything
to [bleep] do with Georgia.
So I am able to have
a goddamn honest conversation.
ROB: I didn't know it was
gonna be a private--
BEAU: We're trying to
mend our friendship.
ROB: You were like,
don't tell anybody this.
You weren't telling me
something personal
about you and Stassi and I went
and [bleep] talked about it.
What the [bleep] is happening?
Take this attention off of me
and [bleep] put it on them.
I'm ready for the [bleep]
intervention, guys.
Start.
Go, go.
[tense music]
- You broke my trust, man
ROB: Bro.
- And I'm done.
♪
You're an amazing godfather.
You're an amazing person.
But we are just not
where we're gonna be.
And I don't think
we're gonna grow
anytime soon as friends,
especially just
how your actions are.
- My actions?
BEAU: Your actions.
You're the one who just
went behind my back
and broke my trust.
ROB:
Fine, dude. Fine.
Fine.
Like, I'm not gonna be
the person
to work for this
if you're not working back.
I'm not doing things
against you.
I'm on both
you and Stassi's team.
If you don't want me here,
I'm not gonna beg to be here.
I don't beg to be in
anybody's [bleep] life.
- I just don't want to deal
with shit like this.
- Cool.
Me either.
I don't want to deal
with shit like this.
I don't want to deal
with the way you [bleep]
have been speaking
to me recently.
In our friendship, I defend you
all the [bleep] time.
- Defend me to who?
- Everybody that's
talking about you.
- No one has a [bleep]
issue with me.
And if they do have
a [bleep] issue with me,
speak up [bleep] now.
♪
- What are you doing, Rob?
We had a plan.
We were all on the same page,
and now you're talking
about wanting
to defend Beau
against anything else.
Like, are you about to throw
me and everyone else
under the bus?
♪
ROB: I defend you
all the [bleep] time.
BEAU:
Defend me to who?
W-H-O, who?
- I'm not naming
[bleep] names, dude.
- They'll cut it out!
- This night was unpredictable.
But I said I was
gonna be the one
to kick off this conversation,
and now I feel like I have
to get us back on the path.
[dramatic music]
- Now you're calling me
like I'm some [bleep] villain.
Yeah, I look like--
I have a [bleep] turtleneck on.
I'm sure I look like
an asshole right now.
But tell me who.
- I'm not gonna say.
- Which is--
- So it's [bleep] irrelevant.
ROB: I'm not gonna say.
- Can I--can I interject?
I've literally said nothing
this entire time.
I feel like so much
of the past eight weeks
I've been re-immersing myself
with people that I hadn't seen
in some time, and obviously,
we've not spoke for some time,
so to just come back
to this is upsetting.
This makes me sad.
And, yeah, sometimes
you do need a break,
but to also come back
and learn about some things
I've missed along the way,
especially between,
like, the two of you--
I wasn't there in Italy,
but I heard that there was
a fight between you guys.
And a word that has rattled
so much of us--
- Divorce.
KATIE: Divorce.
- Yeah.
- And I know, like,
we say things
that we don't mean,
but I was not aware of that.
And then I've had conversations
with you about the struggles
that you guys have
been going through.
And it's like,
I don't want to be an alarmist
and say that, like, oh, my God,
the D word is imminent.
- Listen, I get a lot
of these people at this table
have been divorced--
Katie, Taylor, Georgi--
but like, stop projecting
that shit onto me and Beau.
This stuff with me and Beau
is not divorce stuff.
This is a married couple
that's just, like,
going through something
right now.
And we will work through that.
- My wife and I, we are good.
God forbid it's like,
you talk about anything--
if Stass and I have
just a small little issue
and I tell them,
are they gonna make it
something that's massively
bigger than it really is?
This is not how I wanted
to end this season.
KATIE:
Let me be a cautionary tale.
Let her be a cautionary tale--
her, her, him.
Because when you feel
like you're roommates,
or when someone's
feeling alone at times,
those might be small,
insignificant things
in the moment, but they build
to bigger things.
KRISTINA: If I can just
also give, like, an input
also off of that is like,
I relate to Beau a lot
in seeing you guys together.
♪
- What the [bleep] is
going on right now?
KRISTINA: Him asking for
permission to go to Rams games,
I feel that so deeply because
I feel that sometimes.
- Um--
KRISTINA: It's so hard.
And I know, Stassi,
I know you're doing things.
I know you're busy, but I'm
just saying talk about shit.
You have to, or
you're gonna get to a place
where you resent each other.
- I--wait, but I--
- Can I just jump on this?
- No, but--sure, yes.
- Let me please, please.
STASSI: I can't believe
this is happening.
It's like the test shoot
all over again,
except now Katie and Kristina
have joined in.
TAYLOR: So, like,
in regard to communication,
we have been
in the exact same place
that you and Beau have
been at times,
where like,
Teddy's scared of me,
and I feel like
I'm not being heard.
So I'm just saying I understand
it from that position.
I know you're sick of me saying
this, but I need you to--
- If you bring up therapy again
I will literally--
- Therapy.
Therapy.
BEAU: I mean, it really
pisses me off, you know.
I am comfortable talking
about my relationship
with Stassi, but all of them
getting together
and then bringing this up
at the dinner table,
it's wild.
- I wish,
going through the divorce
that I went through, that--
not saying that
y'all would ever.
- We're not even--no.
That's even weird to say.
OK, so the divorce thing,
I [bleep] up. That was--
- But did you ever say to--
did you ever say sorry to Beau?
STASSI: Yes.
- You did?
- We went into therapy
because of the divorce thing.
BEAU: Everything that
they are doing right now,
Stassi is not going
to listen to this.
She's gonna wall up.
She's gonna get angry.
She's gonna freak out.
Whoever planned it,
you're a dumb, dumb idiot,
and you don't know my wife.
- We started this season
with things being good,
but Beau was in,
like, a bad place.
- Yeah.
TAYLOR: And then we've all
had conversations
with you guys separately
about all of these things.
And so we're like,
I hope they come back together
and talk about it,
but we don't know.
KATIE:
What if it's not therapy?
What if it's just asking
how your day was?
- Oh, well, no, I think we--
♪
- Well, she knows
how my day was
'cause I was with the kids.
I was with the kids.
- You're not with the kids
every day.
- I'm not, but--
- Don't act like--
that's not fair.
- No, no, I'm just saying.
But you know--but you know
what I'm doing every day.
- No, I don't.
Actually, we don't know
actually--
KRISTINA: But that's why
you guys need to communicate.
Because at the end of the day,
I'm with [bleep] River all day,
and Max comes home from work.
And sometimes, he's so
overwhelmed that I can't even
tell him about all the things
that overwhelm me for the day.
And he almost makes me feel
like my day didn't matter,
but it's like
Max doesn't want to hear it.
So we end up going to bed,
and we don't even
talk about it.
BEAU: And then you don't
want to let them know
because you don't want
to stress out your partner.
KRISTINA:
Yes, exactly!
- And then all of a sudden,
then we're living as roommates.
STASSI: I can feel that
Beau's energy is shifting,
and my stomach is
literally dropping.
This is resurfacing stuff
that I feel like
I already dealt with
with Beau.
- What you're going through
is very similar to what
we're going through--
it's just like the day to day.
- Beau does feel this, Stassi,
and this is where I think
you need to acknowledge it.
- Kristina, I'm around my kids
as much as Beau is.
We are--
BEAU: No, but I'm just saying,
but there's also
certain things--
just--there's also
certain things--
I'm just trying to say--
- No, I think you're trying
to defend Kristina
right now and like--
- No, I'm just trying to say
to her, everything that
she's--everything
she's feeling is valid.
- At the end of the day,
what this is about
is all of us getting together,
telling you two,
we love you both.
We want you both to be good,
as good as you possibly
could be.
We want you to communicate.
We want you to be good.
[dramatic music]
♪
- The fact that you guys,
like, had this
[bleep] intervention, like,
that's [bleep] weird to me.
♪
- It's all out of love, Stassi.
- I'm doing the best
that I can.
BEAU:
It's the best that you can,
but it's also--it's--
it's not good enough for me.
It's all you.
It's all you.
And I feel like
you're missing me.
You're missing
the things that I need
because you're so focused
on getting out of the mud
with where you've been.
You see the word family,
but you don't see me.
It's like just family.
♪
You see your kids,
you see us
KRISTINA:
I'm gonna cry.
- But you don't see me.
♪
BEAU: It's all you.
You see your kids,
you see us
KRISTINA:
I'm gonna cry.
- But you don't see me.
I know you love me, but I--
I don't feel like I have
my trust fall partner,
you know?
Does that make sense?
It's like, I feel like
if I fell backwards,
you wouldn't catch me.
[somber music]
KATIE: This is
very painful to watch,
and I hate that
this friendervention
has caused this.
But I think this is
the kind of communication
that they need to have.
They need to put it all on the
table and [bleep] have it out.
- The fact that you say
that I can't catch you--
- No, it's just--
- When I make it my [bleep]--
- I know, I know, but--
STASSI:
Anyone I love, I catch you.
Like, what do you want?
What more?
What is it that you want?
- Give me a kiss.
- I think he's just
saying he needs just
a little more for himself
and for you to be like,
yeah, you go do something
for yourself today, babe.
Kiss, smack on the ass.
- That's what
I've been trying to do.
- OK.
- The best that I possibly can.
Did I
- Did you succeed?
- Impress you?
- You did.
You did.
This was lovely.
- I don't socialize.
- We do socialize.
You do.
I do.
- I do--
STASSI: We both socialize
in our own way.
Why are we all acting
like we don't socialize?
- Because a lot
of the times when I--
- We socialize differently.
- A lot of the times
when I want
to go socialize,
a lot of the times
when I want to go socialize--
- When do you not socialize
that you want to?
- There are times
when you're not able
to take care
of the kids because
are you able to do dinner
and put them down both to bed?
STASSI: If the roles
were [bleep] reversed,
this conversation would
never be happening.
If it was a man standing here,
this conversation
wouldn't be happening.
- When I did ask, I'm--
I'm gonna--oh, you look at--oh,
you have that proud look.
- Yeah, I do.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, stop.
- Beau, like--
- Stop, listen.
- This is the face--you're--
the face that you gave me
right now
is the face that I asked--
- This is the face of someone
who is literally providing
- And--oh!
- Everything.
[dramatic music]
That's wild.
- This is at dinner
when you asked me
why he's afraid of you.
BEAU: No, I have asked you.
- You've never asked me
to do anything in your life
that I said no!
BEAU: I never asked you--
STASSI: I've never said no.
When have I ever said no?
Name--name a time.
- I don't remember
because I stopped asking.
- Not only
do I provide for you,
but I also don't say no to you.
- OK, so but--so then
I have to be punished?
- I'm gonna throw up.
I, like, actually feel
like I'm gonna throw up.
Like, I don't feel like
I've done anything wrong.
I've tried to be the best mom.
My kids are hard.
- I'll be here.
- Our kids are difficult.
- I'll be here.
- They're really [bleep] hard!
♪
They're really [bleep] hard.
- And that's OK.
This is not what I had in mind.
I feel so bad
for my sister right now.
It just turned into
a "let's shit on Stassi
and their entire relationship,"
when all we wanted to do
was just help them.
- They might be hard for you.
- I'm sure they're
gonna be hard for me.
- My kids are hard.
GEORGI: Kids are hard.
- Shut the [bleep] up!
If you come at me
one more time
BEAU: I'm not coming at you.
I'm just telling you--
- About the kids,
I will literally--
I am losing my mind.
Because I can't handle my kids.
I can't [bleep] handle it,
and you remind me of it
all the time.
KRISTINA:
That's not what we're saying.
STASSI: And I want
to literally go away.
And no one can--
- That's not what we're saying.
- Shut the [bleep] up.
Everyone shut the [bleep] up.
You hit me all where it hurt.
Everyone hit me where it hurt.
- That's not what
we meant to do, Stassi.
STASSI: Because I talk
about it all the time
to you every night.
I talk about it to you
every night,
how I feel like a bad mom,
and I can't handle it.
[dramatic music]
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
♪
- This night couldn't
have gone worse.
Honestly, I really thought
we had it figured out.
We knew what everyone
was doing,
we knew the order
it was supposed to be done,
and everything just
went down the toilet.
♪
STASSI: Shut the [bleep] up.
Everyone shut the [bleep] up.
You hit me all where it hurt.
Everyone hit me where it hurt.
- That's not what
we meant to do, Stassi.
- 'Cause I talk about it all
the time to you every night.
I talk about it to you
every night,
how I feel like a bad mom,
and I can't handle it.
[dramatic music]
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
♪
BEAU: I have no idea how
to even get back on track.
It just sucks.
I mean, this is not
what I was hoping
would happen when we would come
back on reality television.
Listen, I'm sorry.
This is not like
I want you to feel bad.
I never want you to feel bad.
- I literally
just only felt bad.
And the fact that you were
actually mad at me
in any way is
[bleep] batshit crazy.
You should say you're right.
- OK, all right, Stass.
I pay for--come on, Beau.
- Should I--should I
[bleep] clean your shoes?
- No, you should just say--
- Should I clean
your shoes too?
- You should just say--
- Let me wipe my kids' ass,
wipe your shoes.
Make sure that everything's--
- You should just say,
you're right.
- I'm not.
I'm--just take some
[bleep] accountability
for yourself and your actions.
- Tell me what to take--
- I tried to [bleep]
talk to you
and tried to tell you
accountability.
- Tell me concrete things
to take accountability for.
BEAU:
Well, there's a lot, Stass.
There's a lot.
There's--I don't feel good
in our relationship.
I don't feel loved.
I feel like any time
that I want
to have physical activity
with you,
I'm making you do it.
There's just been so much
of just my own regression
on my own feelings.
STASSI:
[sobbing]
What the [bleep]
are you talking about?
No, you don't--I want to go.
BEAU:
All right.
[dramatic vocalizing]
♪
STASSI: I just can't believe
Beau fell for this.
Like my world is,
like, falling apart.
Like, I'm just watching him
just be like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, they're right,
forgetting all of the, like,
the strides that we've made.
Like, forgetting all of that.
Just, like, going right back
to complaining mode.
It's crazy.
[sobbing]
No, shut the [bleep] up.
How the [bleep] do you think
you were hurt?
[sobbing]
I feel so stupid.
I don't trust you.
I don't think I know you.
I--
[sobs]
if you didn't want this life,
you should have said it.
Like, this is--
- This life has changed.
You just said we've changed.
- Then [bleep] leave!
And I never want
to see you again.
Get away from me!
You don't understand!
- I don't understand because
you don't actually
[bleep] open up and talk to me.
You don't actually
open up and talk to me.
- You wouldn't let me go--
- It's not about going out!
- You're acting like it is!
- It's not about going--
no, 'cause that's
the only thing that
you're [bleep] pinpointing.
- What is it?
- It's so many other things.
But you're not
[bleep] listening.
I can't.
I can't.
- [sobbing]
[dramatic music]
♪
- I want to go.
I want to go.
First of all,
I feel stupid 'cause, like,
I didn't see this coming,
and I should have.
It's called
House of [bleep] Stassi.
I haven't been the best wife.
But over the last few months,
I've tried really hard to--
to be better at that.
I have heard everyone out.
I have taken it in,
tried to make moves
to be better.
So for this to happen now,
it's [bleep] crazy.
♪
None of this has been helpful.
None of this has
been helpful.
Everyone is wanting
to hold me accountable,
but, like,
I need them to answer.
Like, what did they think
this was going to accomplish?
How did anyone think
that this was a good idea?
They don't just get a seat
at the table of my life.
Like, you don't get to act
this way and still be here.
♪
I feel like Julius Caesar.
That's what I feel like.
The [bleep]?
♪
We all know that me crying
on the Queen Mary
[sobbing]
That's not how this is
gonna ultimately end.
I'm gonna deal
with you later.
♪
[soft vocalizing]
- So when I met you in Villa,
like, I knew nothing.
And then I got home,
and I was telling my friends.
And then, like, social media,
and I would, like,
see everything.
And I was like, oh.
- After being canceled,
I have to be willing
to have these conversations
because it's a part of my past.
But it always makes me nervous
'cause I never know
how it's gonna go.
But if she has questions,
I want to answer them for her.
Like, that might have
been hard to see.
- It--it was.
'Cause I've thought
about this for some time,
and I didn't know, like,
how I wanted to approach it.
- I was scared that season,
like, in Italy.
- Yeah.
- Partly because of that.
GABRIELLA: Yeah, how did you
feel when you and I were,
like, connecting a lot more?
Did you even think about,
like, I wonder if she knows?
- Yes.
There's not a day of my life
that goes by
that I don't think about that.
[tense music]
- Have you talked about this
with another Black person?
♪
STASSI: I have.
GABRIELLA: OK.
- And it's scary.
- Yes.
STASSI: It's scary.
- Yeah.
- I was a deeply
selfish person.
I just, like, said
whatever I [bleep] thought.
I got rewarded for [bleep]
saying whatever I thought.
I did whatever I wanted to do,
got rewarded for doing--
that's, like,
no excuse for anything.
I feel like I just
listen to people more,
and I understand that, like,
there are still gonna be
times where I am ignorant.
There's a lot
that I don't know.
I will never know
your perspective.
I didn't realize
how [bleep] privileged
I was
to say whatever the [bleep]
I wanted without consequences.
And then ultimately I did
suffer the consequences,
rightfully [bleep] so.
After being canceled and fired
from Vanderpump Rules, like,
there was a time
when, like, I didn't
think I would ever work again.
I'm just so grateful
for this second chance
because I didn't want
my story to end there.
Like, that's
a part of my story,
but, like, my story
can continue.
I love you guys.
- I--we love you.
- Anytime you want
to talk about it, please--
this is actually, like,
healing to talk about it.
It's just, like, so crazy.
'Cause if you met me,
though, like, before
this all went down,
you wouldn't like me.
Like--
- Yeah, I know.
STASSI: I'm--
[laughter]
SHER: Aside from the obvious,
I think dark passenger
was an icon.
- The dark passenger
still lives inside.
You'll never know when
that one's gonna come out.
That one mainly goes
to boyfriends, or now husbands.
You know what I mean?
The dark passenger is, like,
kind of reserved for that.
- Right, we keep 'em for that.
- No.
Like, I don't want it to end.
This has been a really great,
great few months of my life.
- Are you joking me?
My dinner on the Queen Mary.
Literally the moment
you've been waiting for, OK?
[dramatic music]
♪
[plucky orchestral music]
♪
Oh, my God.
This is cool.
- Yeah!
- This is [bleep] cool.
KATIE: Emo Santa.
STASSI: That's hilarious.
- It was so great
to see Beau just come alive
and be so happy at Emo Nite.
So I planned Emo Christmas
because I'm worried
that Stassi doesn't see
that this Beau has
been missing.
And I--it breaks my heart.
STASSI: Thanks for having me
at Emo Christmas.
Emo Christmas is actually
the perfect emo thing
for me to go to
because it's Christmas
and it's during the day.
Plus, I really want to make
an effort for Katie.
Like, she has shown up for me,
and I really just want
to show up for her.
I look like I belong.
KATIE: Um
- You fit in perfectly.
- This is fun.
KATIE: Oh, my gosh!
- Hi!
KATIE:
Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm forcing you
to give me a hug.
BEAU: I feel like
I should tell that to my wife
and be like, you know what,
I don't want hugs anymore.
And then all of a sudden,
she's gonna be like,
hey, hug.
Hey.
- Like a reverse mind trick?
- Like when we tell Messer,
we don't want a kiss from you.
Don't kiss us, don't kiss us.
And he's like,
oh, I'm gonna kiss you.
- Hearing Beau talk
about Stassi
not wanting to hug him is
exactly why I need to help him.
He's basically
crying out for help.
- Mwah. How are you?
STASSI: Good.
I really like this place.
We should actually
come here often.
BEAU: This makes me think of
the wallpaper in Versailles.
There's that one green room--
- I know, I know!
- That has--
- Look at this man.
- I should have got that--
I should have got that--
I should have got
that tattooed on me.
- [laughs]
Damn it.
- I got a tattoo,
and it says Stassi's name.
Love my wife.
- She has no clue
you're doing this?
- No. So and I also hope
that she's not like,
you didn't need to get it done!
NICK:
Lay down, my friend.
BEAU:
All right. Thank you.
Finally, I did it.
And if you've been here
since episode one,
you know this is--
it's kind of a big deal.
- You can get my name under
that basic-ass [bleep] tattoo.
I'm supposed to be number one.
- I don't have a tattoo of
Stassi's name
- Right, right, but--right.
- On my body.
That's literally
what this is about.
- You feel safe with me.
I can make you feel unsafe.
- This is wild.
I made sure that it was, like,
17 times bigger
than my sister's.
It's--you can really see it.
[dramatic music]
I'm gonna take off my jacket
and just walk around
and see if Stassi notices,
you know?
'Cause remember,
I said she doesn't--
she doesn't see me.
This is a big surprise.
[chuckles]
OK, I've been hiding it
for, like, two days.
But then also,
when I got my beard dyed,
you know, she didn't
even realize that.
So I probably didn't even
need to hide the tattoo
'cause she probably wouldn't
even have noticed anyways.
Oh, marriage.
TAYLOR: What did you think
about that bag?
In the Sex and the City movie,
when she took it out--
or were you like,
this is disgusting?
STASSI: I'm not
a Louis Vuitton person.
BEAU:
What kind of bag was it?
Was it, like, a massive bag?
Is it--
- I'm not
a Louis Vuitton girl.
KATIE: It was like--it had
these little yellow handles.
- Was it, like, this big?
TAYLOR: It was like blue.
I would say, like, this big.
It was, like, blue corduroy.
- Have you seen
this bag before?
Was it like this?
Stassi has been putting
a lot more effort.
I feel a lot more seen than--
than I have before.
And it just feels really--
it feels really good.
So this is my way
to say thank you.
Wow.
- Have you seen the first
Sex and the City movie?
- Huh?
- Sex and the City.
Have you ever seen it?
- What?
- The first movie.
- What?
[laughs]
[bright orchestral music]
Oh, you're crying?
That's not the thing--oh.
Is that OK?
Is that--do you like it?
Yeah. No?
- It's so period piece,
and that's, like,
the Marie Antoinette shoe!
BEAU:
It is.
It's the Marie Antoinette shoe.
Yes.
Yeah!
And I got it bigger
than my sister's.
STASSI: [gasps]
Oh, my God.
I want to cry!
- No.
I feel like the audience
and everyone
is just gonna be like, she
totally demanded that tattoo.
I didn't!
When we had that fight
in Italy,
it wasn't really about
getting the tattoo.
But, like, honestly, now that
he has it, I [bleep] love it.
[indistinct chatter]
♪
- Cover your eyes,
cover your eyes.
It feels good.
It feels really good.
And I hope we just, you know,
finally close the chapter
on tattoo gate.
- Beau and I are
in a good place.
Like, I'm so glad we're
on the same page right now,
and life is pretty good.
KATIE:
When did you get it?
- Oh, a couple days ago.
- I didn't know that.
- There you go.
It's huge.
It taking Stassi three days
to notice that
Beau got a tattoo is
definitely reassuring me
that we need to have
this sit-down.
- We need to make sure
that Stassi
gives Beau "a tattoo,"
you know?
And like, what is that?
I don't know what that is,
but like, yeah.
So I guess this intervention
does need to happen.
- This is a really, really
wonderful, beautiful moment
between Stassi and Beau,
but it doesn't necessarily
negate that there's
some real issues
that need to be addressed.
- Absolutely.
I think it should happen
sooner rather than later.
[dramatic music]
♪
Stassi's mentioned
her and Beau have issues.
STASSI: It's so crazy that
we had our first date here.
This is where we started
to fall in love.
- Why don't we have,
like, a friendervention?
Hi.
STASSI: What's going on?
ROB:
Hi.
- Should we go, like,
grab a table back here?
I wanted to get everyone
together at the Woods.
Because if we're gonna pull off
this friendervention,
we need to get
our ducks in a row,
make sure we know what
we're gonna talk about.
Otherwise, it's gonna
blow up in our face.
ROB:
Yay.
KATIE:
Oh, my God.
- No one get up.
No one get up.
Sorry, I had to put
my child down to sleep.
GEORGI: I figured.
TAYLOR: We figured.
KRISTINA: Let's just get
into it, then, guys.
KATIE: OK.
So, yes, what we want
to talk to you about
is Stassi and Beau.
Beau is not
the person I remember.
- I've just got so, like,
detached, in a sense,
from her where it's
like we're roommates.
- I know.
- Everything is literally just
me taking care of the home.
Stassi has been
working so much.
I have nothing of my own
that I used to [bleep] have.
I'm so shut down.
- He made a comment saying
that he feels like
he's roommates with Stassi.
- He told me that.
- To me, that's feeling alone.
- And Stassi's, like,
kind of not getting it
because she's like,
I wake up every day happy.
And it's like, that's great,
but your partner's not.
I worry because--you know.
You've been there.
You know.
You've been there.
I've been there,
where it's like,
that's when
the breakdown happens
of the relationship,
of the marriage.
And, you know, I don't want
to be an alarmist here.
But if someone's not getting
the emotional connection
that they need, when they
feel emotionally starved,
this is when affairs happen.
I know what it feels like
to be in a marriage
and feel alone and isolated
and like you're
becoming roommates.
You crave emotional connection.
You crave emotional, you know,
validation from a person.
So when you are presented
with somebody
who will listen to you,
who will validate you,
who will make you feel seen,
that tends to spiral.
And I've found myself
in that position.
I know how common affairs are
and how they happen.
And I've experienced
the beginning stages of it.
- We've all individually
talked with Stassi.
KATIE: Yeah.
- It's not getting
through to her.
KATIE: Yeah,
'cause, like, weeks ago,
I had a similar conversation
where I was just like,
you should just--
little times you can find,
squeeze his hand,
give him a little, like,
pat on the butt.
- The other day she did stick
her [bleep] up his [bleep].
- OK, well,
that's great to hear.
- Romance is alive.
KATIE: We want to figure out--
this is why we called you here
today, because we wanted
you guys to, like, kind of,
like, get in on, like,
a friendervention with them.
[dramatic music]
ROB:
I don't know.
We've had this conversation
before with them.
It just seems like men
haven't really been
very trustworthy in your life.
- It feels incredibly
directed towards me.
- No, no, wait.
No, wait.
- Like he's getting off--
ROB: Mm-mm.
GEORGIA: Stass.
- I feel like if we keep
bringing this issue up
to Beau and Stassi,
Stassi is gonna feel attacked,
and she's gonna start
cutting people out.
And I feel like I'll probably
be the first to go.
- It's like, how do we say this
without making her
feel attacked?
Because everything
we're saying--
- It's delivery.
And I think it's like,
it's like,
I, like, love you guys,
and I just--
KRISTINA:
It's just all from love.
KATIE: Miss you guys.
GEORGI: Yeah.
- And we know
how great they can be.
We've seen it.
GEORGI:
Just to be devil's advocate,
I just want to make sure
we're prepared.
I'm very apprehensive
going into this
just because we're dissecting
her relationship.
And it's like,
I know we're on reality
and she's making it public,
but shit.
Like, I am terrified.
- We're gonna do this at,
like, the dinner, the--
KATIE: The Queen Mary.
TAYLOR: Queen Mary.
- I think that
that's the smart move
because we'll all be together.
This is gonna shake 'em a bit,
Stassi especially.
TAYLOR:
Yeah, this is step one.
- I'm thinking very, very
optimistically about this,
that it's gonna be
well-received.
♪
- She's gonna feel attacked,
and--
- It's what kind of
happened last time.
- Correct.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think that
the cameras have exposed
something that Stassi and Beau
were trying to avoid.
They're just not talking.
They're not connecting.
They're not communicating
their needs,
their wants,
what's making them unhappy.
And I think that is a breakdown
of any relationship.
- I'm, like, hoping
it doesn't go that way.
But in my mind,
that's how it's gonna go.
♪
["Carol of the Bells"]
♪
- I am hosting Christmas
on a haunted ship
because that is the level
of theatricality
that I bring to a Tuesday,
much less a holiday.
Since we've been filming,
I feel closer to Beau.
I feel like we've worked
through so much,
and I'm just so grateful
that I have this man
here with me right now.
KATIE: I feel confident
in what I want to say
to Stassi and Beau
and how I want to say it.
But if I'm honest, I do have
a few butterflies in my basket.
- No one wants to sit down
with your friends
and tell them that they think
your relationship isn't good,
and it's like, this is
gonna be a hard night.
- I'm, like, super apprehensive
about this whole intervention.
Like, this is the one thing
that could actually ruin
our friendship.
I just hope she doesn't
throw me overboard.
This outfit is heavy.
I will sink to the bottom.
ROB: This intervention just
isn't sitting right with me.
Beau and I aren't
in the best space right now,
so I just should probably
keep my [bleep] mouth shut
and just let everybody else
handle everything.
GEORGI:
I'm sweating.
My bowels are watery.
I'm so scared.
I'm so nervous.
I'm not ready for this.
Stassi might dark-passenge,
so all hands on deck.
- This is [bleep] cool.
BEAU: Did they tell us which
part of the boat's haunted?
[eerie music]
♪
TAYLOR: I have enough
ghost energy in my home, OK?
- Why do we feel the need
to, like, be quiet right now?
- I don't know.
'Cause it's--
because no one's here?
- We're scared of the journey.
- We're scared of the ghosts.
We don't want
to wake up the ghosts.
KATIE:
No, we're not.
We're excited.
STASSI: We're gonna start
with drinks.
Then we're gonna do
a ghost tour,
and then we're gonna
have dinner.
So it's basically the structure
of a horror movie,
except instead of dying,
we then eat.
- Wow.
TAYLOR:
This is really cool.
- I don't want to see a ghost.
Like, I want to be unbothered.
And I don't need a ghost
throwing me off my game.
I gotta stay focused.
[upbeat jazz music]
Cool.
♪
HOST: Welcome in
to the Number 3 speakeasy.
Kind of sneaks up on you
a little bit, doesn't it?
- It does.
It does.
♪
STASSI:
Ooh.
ROB:
Cheers, y'all.
Happy holidays.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I am so excited
to have you with us
this evening
for a very special tour
down through the lower decks
of the ship.
Now, I've been walking these
decks for a very long time,
and here's the deal
about the dead.
They're around you
all the time.
Don't be afraid of them.
[quirky music]
So let's begin.
This way.
♪
[ominous music]
♪
- It sounds like--
like scary priests.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
- Georgia might be praying
to keep the ghosts away,
but we really need her prayers
for this friendervention.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
- Georgia, you're
making this creepier.
PAUL: Now, this room
intimidates me a little bit.
I was walking backward
on a tour,
and turned and saw a man
GEORGI: [gasps]
- Run along the catwalk.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
PAUL: Oh, I see shadow people
down here all the time.
GEORGIA:
[speaking Italian]
PAUL: It's a vibrational thing.
They're vibrating at
a certain level, and so am I.
- I've never heard somebody
say that about a--I love that.
I really love
the Titanic.
And so to just, like,
be underneath a boat
and, like, see all the,
like, nooks and crannies,
and hear all the stories--
this spooky shit is in my DNA.
It's perfect for
the New Orleans girl in me.
You're not gonna get
possessed by the devil.
Where are we going?
In the most haunted?
PAUL:
It is.
A man went berserk
in a tourist class cabin
with an axe
TAYLOR: [gasps]
- And hacked his six members
of his family
KATIE: Rude!
PAUL: To death.
- Wow.
PAUL: This way.
- OK.
Wait, where did
he get the axe from?
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
GEORGI:
You can stay in this room?
PAUL:
You sure can.
It's very active in this room.
People get touched.
People feel a cold spot.
People sit down on the bed
while you're sleeping.
- I mean, my always thinking,
it's like, sleeping
in a bed with ghosts
just makes me think
of Ghostbusters,
where it's like the ghost
comes in for a sexy time.
- Yeah.
BEAU: I'm like--
- Oh, yeah.
- All right, I'm OK with that.
I mean, if I was
gonna get haunted,
I would definitely
want spiritos [bleep].
That's spirit [bleep] in Latin.
Just, oh, God, awful thought.
You don't even need lube.
There's ectoplasm.
GEORGIA: Guys, I'm--
TAYLOR: [gasps]
She does have goosebumps.
- I'm dying.
[knocking]
No, go.
See, if you are doing that,
stop doing that,
because I'm scared.
You hear that?
You hear it?
- I didn't hear anything,
Georgia.
What are you talking about?
GEORGIA:
OK.
[elegant chamber music playing]
♪
KATIE: [gasps]
Oh. It's romantic.
GEORGIA: It is so Titanic.
Bogie, the violini.
BEAU: The violins.
KATIE: Wow.
This is really giving Titanic
on its final night.
STASSI: If it was going down,
I'd be happy to be
going down with you.
BEAU:
Well, this is--aw.
We can do, like,
a little waltz?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- I know.
I'm gonna lead you.
Just--
[vocalizing]
STASSI:
I mean, the music is playing,
and I'm like, wow,
this is your life.
We have a wonderful family
and a wonderful life together.
And, yeah, we [bleep]
fight sometimes,
and we get annoyed
with each other sometimes.
But, like, that's called
being together
for, like, eight years, OK?
Like, that's gonna happen.
- Smile and look good.
KRISTINA:
The closer we get to dinner,
it's like,
the dread is building.
And of course, I'm like,
maybe we shouldn't
have this dinner.
- Are you OK?
KRISTINA:
Stassi and Beau are waltzing.
A band playing.
It feels like a scene
from the Titanic
before it hits the glacier.
- Something to that degree.
[dreamy pop music]
- And then I'm gonna be like,
bleh.
- No, no.
KRISTINA:
Nothing to say after that.
- We are past
the point of doubt,
so Kristina cannot
back out on me now.
No one better
[bleep] chicken out.
[dramatic orchestral music]
♪
BEAU: Hey, do you guys
want to sit down?
ROB:
I'm starving.
TAYLOR: Let me just sit
next to my e-wife.
- Whoa!
KRISTINA:
Hi!
KATIE:
Gorgeous.
BEAU:
Hi, Teddy.
- [tapping glass]
KATIE: [imitating glass taps]
TAYLOR:
I have an announcement.
So we discussed this
last night, and I said,
what do you think?
- The music.
GEORGIA:
Yeah, thank you for that.
- What do you think
about telling the name?
- [cheers]
STASSI: Yay!
- And she said,
tell them the [bleep] name.
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
- OK, OK.
ROB:
OK, OK, OK.
- So as you guys know
[dramatic chamber
music playing]
BEAU:
This music.
It's, like, right on cue.
♪
- I have been,
like, very, like,
scared about having
a baby because--
well, for lots of reasons,
but mostly because
I was like, it's her
- It's so dramatic.
- I'm talking.
Um
No, keep going.
So I am like, it's her egg.
It's the donor.
It's not me.
I'm not genetically connected,
so she still wants to keep
pushing the agenda
of, like,
this is your baby, too.
So my mom's maiden name
is Bonneau,
B-O-N-N-E-A-U.
So the official name
will be Bonneau,
but her nickname, but her
"name," is gonna be Beau.
ROB:
Oh!
KATIE:
Oh, my God!
ROB: What?
- Wait.
STASSI: I love it!
ROB: That's crazy.
KRISTINA:
I love that.
- I might cry.
ROB: Wow.
TAYLOR:
Baby Beau.
- I was not at all expecting
Teddy and Taylor's baby
to be named after me.
It's shocking
and massively sweet.
I feel very honored.
- The least they could do
would be to combine our names--
Steau, Bowie.
BEAU:
Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Knowing you, Beau, and knowing
how wonderful you are,
and you have such integrity,
and you're such
a stand-up person,
it's just, like, befitting
that we would
put our baby on this track.
So we love you.
- It's a massive compliment.
It's an honor.
- I couldn't have asked
for a better reaction,
but now I'm nervous.
I'm like, Beau, do you think
we named her after you?
You know, cause, like, if you
want to think that, that's OK.
But, like, I also have
an Uncle Beau, you know?
Do I have to,
like, explain that?
Do I have--I'm just--
you know what?
Just, I think it's good, right?
It's fine.
- Cheers to Baby Beau.
- Cheers to Baby Beau!
KATIE: Yes!
TAYLOR:
Baby Beau, look at Teddy.
Cheers.
- Everyone tap the pad.
Tap the pad.
GEORGI: Tap.
ROB:
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Did anyone get
the vegetarian option?
GEORGI:
Georgia did.
Georgia got the--
[chuckles]
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
GEORGIA: Proud.
- But I also love
the word loser, and I--
I want to take that right back
to being able to say it
without people getting
massively offended by it.
It's just a fun word.
- But I also do think
it's weird that
you and Rob are
just totally fine.
- Me and Georgia?
STASSI:
Yes.
BEAU: What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Here we go.
- Like, the things
that you said to her
at the volleyball, or--
- I said Play-Doh. That was it.
GEORGIA: Dodgeball.
I didn't like that behavior.
I have to say it again.
Because I don't see
any intention,
she needs to know.
Like we are literally
in kindergarten.
ROB: All right, no,
it's not kindergarten.
I'll save you some Play-Doh
in kindergarten
when it's your [bleep] turn.
- It's [bleep] annoying.
I'm just gonna say that
right now.
- It's obvious to everyone
that you and Georgia
don't [bleep] like each other!
BEAU: The way that you spoke
to my sister,
I would have never spoken
to your sister like that.
- Bro, and trust me, I--
all I said was
I'll save you some Play-Doh.
- I know, but it was
so just douchey.
ROB: I was standing up,
and I was--she said--
- And you were standing up.
I felt you--I felt you, and I--
- I was upset because
she--she's telling me
we were all in kindergarten.
- My sister doesn't sit there
and talk shit about people.
- She said,
we're all in kindergarten.
I'm not gonna go out of my way
to [bleep] hurt her
because she's your sister.
BEAU: Rob 100%
verbally attacked my sister.
It's like, what is--
what are you thinking?
Right now,
everything that he is doing
is showing me that he does not
want a friendship with me.
Yeah, well,
I guess you break boundaries
and trust with me
with the conversation with her
so you can tell Georgi.
ROB:
You told three of us--
- OK, stop it.
- But that's the point.
You're the one
who decided to say something.
- Stop it.
You had a [bleep] choice.
I told Nick and I told Teddy.
- But that should be--
everything should be out
in the [bleep] open.
- And they don't have anything
to [bleep] do with Georgia.
So I am able to have
a goddamn honest conversation.
ROB: I didn't know it was
gonna be a private--
BEAU: We're trying to
mend our friendship.
ROB: You were like,
don't tell anybody this.
You weren't telling me
something personal
about you and Stassi and I went
and [bleep] talked about it.
What the [bleep] is happening?
Take this attention off of me
and [bleep] put it on them.
I'm ready for the [bleep]
intervention, guys.
Start.
Go, go.
[tense music]
- You broke my trust, man
ROB: Bro.
- And I'm done.
♪
You're an amazing godfather.
You're an amazing person.
But we are just not
where we're gonna be.
And I don't think
we're gonna grow
anytime soon as friends,
especially just
how your actions are.
- My actions?
BEAU: Your actions.
You're the one who just
went behind my back
and broke my trust.
ROB:
Fine, dude. Fine.
Fine.
Like, I'm not gonna be
the person
to work for this
if you're not working back.
I'm not doing things
against you.
I'm on both
you and Stassi's team.
If you don't want me here,
I'm not gonna beg to be here.
I don't beg to be in
anybody's [bleep] life.
- I just don't want to deal
with shit like this.
- Cool.
Me either.
I don't want to deal
with shit like this.
I don't want to deal
with the way you [bleep]
have been speaking
to me recently.
In our friendship, I defend you
all the [bleep] time.
- Defend me to who?
- Everybody that's
talking about you.
- No one has a [bleep]
issue with me.
And if they do have
a [bleep] issue with me,
speak up [bleep] now.
♪
- What are you doing, Rob?
We had a plan.
We were all on the same page,
and now you're talking
about wanting
to defend Beau
against anything else.
Like, are you about to throw
me and everyone else
under the bus?
♪
ROB: I defend you
all the [bleep] time.
BEAU:
Defend me to who?
W-H-O, who?
- I'm not naming
[bleep] names, dude.
- They'll cut it out!
- This night was unpredictable.
But I said I was
gonna be the one
to kick off this conversation,
and now I feel like I have
to get us back on the path.
[dramatic music]
- Now you're calling me
like I'm some [bleep] villain.
Yeah, I look like--
I have a [bleep] turtleneck on.
I'm sure I look like
an asshole right now.
But tell me who.
- I'm not gonna say.
- Which is--
- So it's [bleep] irrelevant.
ROB: I'm not gonna say.
- Can I--can I interject?
I've literally said nothing
this entire time.
I feel like so much
of the past eight weeks
I've been re-immersing myself
with people that I hadn't seen
in some time, and obviously,
we've not spoke for some time,
so to just come back
to this is upsetting.
This makes me sad.
And, yeah, sometimes
you do need a break,
but to also come back
and learn about some things
I've missed along the way,
especially between,
like, the two of you--
I wasn't there in Italy,
but I heard that there was
a fight between you guys.
And a word that has rattled
so much of us--
- Divorce.
KATIE: Divorce.
- Yeah.
- And I know, like,
we say things
that we don't mean,
but I was not aware of that.
And then I've had conversations
with you about the struggles
that you guys have
been going through.
And it's like,
I don't want to be an alarmist
and say that, like, oh, my God,
the D word is imminent.
- Listen, I get a lot
of these people at this table
have been divorced--
Katie, Taylor, Georgi--
but like, stop projecting
that shit onto me and Beau.
This stuff with me and Beau
is not divorce stuff.
This is a married couple
that's just, like,
going through something
right now.
And we will work through that.
- My wife and I, we are good.
God forbid it's like,
you talk about anything--
if Stass and I have
just a small little issue
and I tell them,
are they gonna make it
something that's massively
bigger than it really is?
This is not how I wanted
to end this season.
KATIE:
Let me be a cautionary tale.
Let her be a cautionary tale--
her, her, him.
Because when you feel
like you're roommates,
or when someone's
feeling alone at times,
those might be small,
insignificant things
in the moment, but they build
to bigger things.
KRISTINA: If I can just
also give, like, an input
also off of that is like,
I relate to Beau a lot
in seeing you guys together.
♪
- What the [bleep] is
going on right now?
KRISTINA: Him asking for
permission to go to Rams games,
I feel that so deeply because
I feel that sometimes.
- Um--
KRISTINA: It's so hard.
And I know, Stassi,
I know you're doing things.
I know you're busy, but I'm
just saying talk about shit.
You have to, or
you're gonna get to a place
where you resent each other.
- I--wait, but I--
- Can I just jump on this?
- No, but--sure, yes.
- Let me please, please.
STASSI: I can't believe
this is happening.
It's like the test shoot
all over again,
except now Katie and Kristina
have joined in.
TAYLOR: So, like,
in regard to communication,
we have been
in the exact same place
that you and Beau have
been at times,
where like,
Teddy's scared of me,
and I feel like
I'm not being heard.
So I'm just saying I understand
it from that position.
I know you're sick of me saying
this, but I need you to--
- If you bring up therapy again
I will literally--
- Therapy.
Therapy.
BEAU: I mean, it really
pisses me off, you know.
I am comfortable talking
about my relationship
with Stassi, but all of them
getting together
and then bringing this up
at the dinner table,
it's wild.
- I wish,
going through the divorce
that I went through, that--
not saying that
y'all would ever.
- We're not even--no.
That's even weird to say.
OK, so the divorce thing,
I [bleep] up. That was--
- But did you ever say to--
did you ever say sorry to Beau?
STASSI: Yes.
- You did?
- We went into therapy
because of the divorce thing.
BEAU: Everything that
they are doing right now,
Stassi is not going
to listen to this.
She's gonna wall up.
She's gonna get angry.
She's gonna freak out.
Whoever planned it,
you're a dumb, dumb idiot,
and you don't know my wife.
- We started this season
with things being good,
but Beau was in,
like, a bad place.
- Yeah.
TAYLOR: And then we've all
had conversations
with you guys separately
about all of these things.
And so we're like,
I hope they come back together
and talk about it,
but we don't know.
KATIE:
What if it's not therapy?
What if it's just asking
how your day was?
- Oh, well, no, I think we--
♪
- Well, she knows
how my day was
'cause I was with the kids.
I was with the kids.
- You're not with the kids
every day.
- I'm not, but--
- Don't act like--
that's not fair.
- No, no, I'm just saying.
But you know--but you know
what I'm doing every day.
- No, I don't.
Actually, we don't know
actually--
KRISTINA: But that's why
you guys need to communicate.
Because at the end of the day,
I'm with [bleep] River all day,
and Max comes home from work.
And sometimes, he's so
overwhelmed that I can't even
tell him about all the things
that overwhelm me for the day.
And he almost makes me feel
like my day didn't matter,
but it's like
Max doesn't want to hear it.
So we end up going to bed,
and we don't even
talk about it.
BEAU: And then you don't
want to let them know
because you don't want
to stress out your partner.
KRISTINA:
Yes, exactly!
- And then all of a sudden,
then we're living as roommates.
STASSI: I can feel that
Beau's energy is shifting,
and my stomach is
literally dropping.
This is resurfacing stuff
that I feel like
I already dealt with
with Beau.
- What you're going through
is very similar to what
we're going through--
it's just like the day to day.
- Beau does feel this, Stassi,
and this is where I think
you need to acknowledge it.
- Kristina, I'm around my kids
as much as Beau is.
We are--
BEAU: No, but I'm just saying,
but there's also
certain things--
just--there's also
certain things--
I'm just trying to say--
- No, I think you're trying
to defend Kristina
right now and like--
- No, I'm just trying to say
to her, everything that
she's--everything
she's feeling is valid.
- At the end of the day,
what this is about
is all of us getting together,
telling you two,
we love you both.
We want you both to be good,
as good as you possibly
could be.
We want you to communicate.
We want you to be good.
[dramatic music]
♪
- The fact that you guys,
like, had this
[bleep] intervention, like,
that's [bleep] weird to me.
♪
- It's all out of love, Stassi.
- I'm doing the best
that I can.
BEAU:
It's the best that you can,
but it's also--it's--
it's not good enough for me.
It's all you.
It's all you.
And I feel like
you're missing me.
You're missing
the things that I need
because you're so focused
on getting out of the mud
with where you've been.
You see the word family,
but you don't see me.
It's like just family.
♪
You see your kids,
you see us
KRISTINA:
I'm gonna cry.
- But you don't see me.
♪
BEAU: It's all you.
You see your kids,
you see us
KRISTINA:
I'm gonna cry.
- But you don't see me.
I know you love me, but I--
I don't feel like I have
my trust fall partner,
you know?
Does that make sense?
It's like, I feel like
if I fell backwards,
you wouldn't catch me.
[somber music]
KATIE: This is
very painful to watch,
and I hate that
this friendervention
has caused this.
But I think this is
the kind of communication
that they need to have.
They need to put it all on the
table and [bleep] have it out.
- The fact that you say
that I can't catch you--
- No, it's just--
- When I make it my [bleep]--
- I know, I know, but--
STASSI:
Anyone I love, I catch you.
Like, what do you want?
What more?
What is it that you want?
- Give me a kiss.
- I think he's just
saying he needs just
a little more for himself
and for you to be like,
yeah, you go do something
for yourself today, babe.
Kiss, smack on the ass.
- That's what
I've been trying to do.
- OK.
- The best that I possibly can.
Did I
- Did you succeed?
- Impress you?
- You did.
You did.
This was lovely.
- I don't socialize.
- We do socialize.
You do.
I do.
- I do--
STASSI: We both socialize
in our own way.
Why are we all acting
like we don't socialize?
- Because a lot
of the times when I--
- We socialize differently.
- A lot of the times
when I want
to go socialize,
a lot of the times
when I want to go socialize--
- When do you not socialize
that you want to?
- There are times
when you're not able
to take care
of the kids because
are you able to do dinner
and put them down both to bed?
STASSI: If the roles
were [bleep] reversed,
this conversation would
never be happening.
If it was a man standing here,
this conversation
wouldn't be happening.
- When I did ask, I'm--
I'm gonna--oh, you look at--oh,
you have that proud look.
- Yeah, I do.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, stop.
- Beau, like--
- Stop, listen.
- This is the face--you're--
the face that you gave me
right now
is the face that I asked--
- This is the face of someone
who is literally providing
- And--oh!
- Everything.
[dramatic music]
That's wild.
- This is at dinner
when you asked me
why he's afraid of you.
BEAU: No, I have asked you.
- You've never asked me
to do anything in your life
that I said no!
BEAU: I never asked you--
STASSI: I've never said no.
When have I ever said no?
Name--name a time.
- I don't remember
because I stopped asking.
- Not only
do I provide for you,
but I also don't say no to you.
- OK, so but--so then
I have to be punished?
- I'm gonna throw up.
I, like, actually feel
like I'm gonna throw up.
Like, I don't feel like
I've done anything wrong.
I've tried to be the best mom.
My kids are hard.
- I'll be here.
- Our kids are difficult.
- I'll be here.
- They're really [bleep] hard!
♪
They're really [bleep] hard.
- And that's OK.
This is not what I had in mind.
I feel so bad
for my sister right now.
It just turned into
a "let's shit on Stassi
and their entire relationship,"
when all we wanted to do
was just help them.
- They might be hard for you.
- I'm sure they're
gonna be hard for me.
- My kids are hard.
GEORGI: Kids are hard.
- Shut the [bleep] up!
If you come at me
one more time
BEAU: I'm not coming at you.
I'm just telling you--
- About the kids,
I will literally--
I am losing my mind.
Because I can't handle my kids.
I can't [bleep] handle it,
and you remind me of it
all the time.
KRISTINA:
That's not what we're saying.
STASSI: And I want
to literally go away.
And no one can--
- That's not what we're saying.
- Shut the [bleep] up.
Everyone shut the [bleep] up.
You hit me all where it hurt.
Everyone hit me where it hurt.
- That's not what
we meant to do, Stassi.
STASSI: Because I talk
about it all the time
to you every night.
I talk about it to you
every night,
how I feel like a bad mom,
and I can't handle it.
[dramatic music]
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
♪
- This night couldn't
have gone worse.
Honestly, I really thought
we had it figured out.
We knew what everyone
was doing,
we knew the order
it was supposed to be done,
and everything just
went down the toilet.
♪
STASSI: Shut the [bleep] up.
Everyone shut the [bleep] up.
You hit me all where it hurt.
Everyone hit me where it hurt.
- That's not what
we meant to do, Stassi.
- 'Cause I talk about it all
the time to you every night.
I talk about it to you
every night,
how I feel like a bad mom,
and I can't handle it.
[dramatic music]
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
♪
BEAU: I have no idea how
to even get back on track.
It just sucks.
I mean, this is not
what I was hoping
would happen when we would come
back on reality television.
Listen, I'm sorry.
This is not like
I want you to feel bad.
I never want you to feel bad.
- I literally
just only felt bad.
And the fact that you were
actually mad at me
in any way is
[bleep] batshit crazy.
You should say you're right.
- OK, all right, Stass.
I pay for--come on, Beau.
- Should I--should I
[bleep] clean your shoes?
- No, you should just say--
- Should I clean
your shoes too?
- You should just say--
- Let me wipe my kids' ass,
wipe your shoes.
Make sure that everything's--
- You should just say,
you're right.
- I'm not.
I'm--just take some
[bleep] accountability
for yourself and your actions.
- Tell me what to take--
- I tried to [bleep]
talk to you
and tried to tell you
accountability.
- Tell me concrete things
to take accountability for.
BEAU:
Well, there's a lot, Stass.
There's a lot.
There's--I don't feel good
in our relationship.
I don't feel loved.
I feel like any time
that I want
to have physical activity
with you,
I'm making you do it.
There's just been so much
of just my own regression
on my own feelings.
STASSI:
[sobbing]
What the [bleep]
are you talking about?
No, you don't--I want to go.
BEAU:
All right.
[dramatic vocalizing]
♪
STASSI: I just can't believe
Beau fell for this.
Like my world is,
like, falling apart.
Like, I'm just watching him
just be like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, they're right,
forgetting all of the, like,
the strides that we've made.
Like, forgetting all of that.
Just, like, going right back
to complaining mode.
It's crazy.
[sobbing]
No, shut the [bleep] up.
How the [bleep] do you think
you were hurt?
[sobbing]
I feel so stupid.
I don't trust you.
I don't think I know you.
I--
[sobs]
if you didn't want this life,
you should have said it.
Like, this is--
- This life has changed.
You just said we've changed.
- Then [bleep] leave!
And I never want
to see you again.
Get away from me!
You don't understand!
- I don't understand because
you don't actually
[bleep] open up and talk to me.
You don't actually
open up and talk to me.
- You wouldn't let me go--
- It's not about going out!
- You're acting like it is!
- It's not about going--
no, 'cause that's
the only thing that
you're [bleep] pinpointing.
- What is it?
- It's so many other things.
But you're not
[bleep] listening.
I can't.
I can't.
- [sobbing]
[dramatic music]
♪
- I want to go.
I want to go.
First of all,
I feel stupid 'cause, like,
I didn't see this coming,
and I should have.
It's called
House of [bleep] Stassi.
I haven't been the best wife.
But over the last few months,
I've tried really hard to--
to be better at that.
I have heard everyone out.
I have taken it in,
tried to make moves
to be better.
So for this to happen now,
it's [bleep] crazy.
♪
None of this has been helpful.
None of this has
been helpful.
Everyone is wanting
to hold me accountable,
but, like,
I need them to answer.
Like, what did they think
this was going to accomplish?
How did anyone think
that this was a good idea?
They don't just get a seat
at the table of my life.
Like, you don't get to act
this way and still be here.
♪
I feel like Julius Caesar.
That's what I feel like.
The [bleep]?
♪
We all know that me crying
on the Queen Mary
[sobbing]
That's not how this is
gonna ultimately end.
I'm gonna deal
with you later.
♪