Johnny Test (2005) s01e08 Episode Script

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Johnny got a head
Of fiery hair ♪
And a turbo charged backpack ♪
His genius sisters ♪
Use him like a lab rat ♪
A neat freak dad at home ♪
A super busy mom ♪
The boy's best friend
Is a talking dog ♪
-Talking dog ♪
-That's right.
Three extreme teens
And an air breathing shark ♪
Mega action game controller
Skating in the park ♪
A pharabooster, Bling-Bling ♪
What do we make of this ♪
Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
This is the life of a boy
Named Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
This is the life of a boy ♪
Named Johnny Test ♪
-(FIREWORKS WHISTLE)
-(RAPID EXPLOSIONS)
(SIRENS WAILING,
TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREECH)
I think this chase
is over, monkey
As in over that big bridge.
(CHATTERING)
-DUKEY: Yeah!
-(JOHNNY WHOOPS)
I believe Speed McCool
is the greatest actor
of our generation.
Personally, I feel
the monkey carries the film.
-Yeah! (WHOOPS)
-Yeah!
Johnny?
-Did you break into
my DVD cabinet again?
-No.
"The Quickest
and the Monkeyest?"
Johnny, you're too young
to be watching these movies.
But your movies are the best.
Stay out of my DVD cabinet.
It's a beautiful day.
Now I want you
and Dukey outside.
That's not what I meant.
But we need to know how it ends.
The good guy wins
and gets the girl,
and the monkey steals the show.
Now go be active
like boys should be
and stay out
of my video cabinet!
So, how should we be "active"?
-We could bug my sisters.
-That's active.
(MUSIC PLAYING, PEOPLE TALKING)
TWINS:
Thanks, Gil!
(TWINS SIGH)
(SCREAMS)
-So what's with the funky hats?
-They're not hats.
We've just invented
the Ultra-Reality Video Helmet.
Just place any video or DVD
in the player,
put on the helmet
with matching sensors,
and you're virtually sent
inside the video.
Mary is currently inside
the home spy video
we shot at Gil's pool party,
which we weren't invited to.
Hey! Gil invited you
to the party?
Yes, I'd love
to go swimming, Gil.
Hey, this is when me
and Dukey do our
-Cannonball!
-Cannonball!
(SCREAMS)
-I told you
it was ultra-reality.
-Awesome!
Now turn this off
so it can be our turn.
Don't shut the power off!
She's still in the movie!
Why? What will happen?
We're not sure,
but we theorize
that either nothing will happen,
or you'll be trapped
in the video forever.
Ooh! Okay, our turn.
Yeah, but we'll need
a cooler DVD.
There's no way you
or those stupid action movies
you sneak from dad
will ever play
on the Ultra-Reality Helmets.
So, bye!
Aw! No fair!
A giant sucking wind fan!
(JOHNNY AND DUKEY GRUNTING)
You got a plan?
-Oh, yeah.
-Johnny Test ♪
Well, installing this fan
shouldn't be hard.
I am a man, after all.
JOHNNY:
Here, dukey, get the stick!
Get the stick!
Come on, boy! Come on!
Oh, that's a good boy!
Good boy, getting the stick!
Hm! Is there anything greater
than a boy playing with his dog?
Okay, but how do we get rid
of your sisters
so we can use
the movie helmet things?
Hmm
You do impressions, right?
I dabble.
(PHONE RINGING)
-(BEEPS)
-Hello?
(GIL'S VOICE)
Hi. Susan, Mary, it's Gil.
-(GASP)
-I'm very handsome,
And do you want
to meet me at the mall
for a smoothie now?
What's better than goin' out
to the movies?
Goin' in to the movies.
ANNOUNCER:
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Better buckle up, monkey.
Awesome! We're gonna drag race!
Hit it, Speed!
-Hey! Why can't he hear us?
-We're virtual, Johnny.
DUKEY:
We can't change the movie,
only get inside
and go along for the ride!
(TIRES SCREECH)
Well, I think it's time
we gave him the slip.
(CHATTERING)
(CHEERING)
Awesome!
I can't wait for the next
Quickest and Monkeyest race.
(CAR HORN BLARING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey! Where's the racing
and the cops and the action?
Oh, this is one of those
slow parts in the movie
where they introduce
a love interest.
What's a love interest?
(DOOR OPENS)
(SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh! Kissy girls?
We're outta here.
Okay, so what movie
do you want to go into now?
Something with action
And no kissing.
-Cool!
-Whoa!
Hey! You don't think
we're in any danger of getting,
you know,
wasted by burning lasers?
The girls did say
it was ultra-reality.
(SCREAMS)
What? Relax. It's a movie.
Nobody really gets hurt
in a movie.
(SCREAMS)
Duck!
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, we can check out
another movie.
(SIZZLING)
On second thought,
let's check outta here
before your psycho sisters
get back, get mad,
and turn us into fruit.
But we haven't seen the end
of The Quickest
and the Monkeyest.
Um, they narrowly escape
the cops, make it
to the Mexican border,
and live on burritos
and bananas.
Come on!
We'll skip to the last chapter!
It'll be really actiony!
There's nothing you can do
to get me back in that movie.
(CHOMPS)
I don't care if this is real
or virtual steak.
It's good! (CHUCKLES)
(SIRENS WAILING)
Awesome!
We're in a big, high-speed
Hollywood chase scene!
Now to test my new fan,
which I installed by myself.
Very man-like.
Great! No fire this time!
-What was that?
-Who cares? Look!
Aw, movies and monkeys are fun!
I can't believe Gil
would stand us up like that.
Okay, maybe I can.
Dad knocked the power out again.
And Johnny's using
the Ultra-Reality Helmet.
BOTH:
(GASP) The power's out
and Johnny's using
the Ultra-Reality Helmets!
(GRUNTS) The helmets are stuck!
A power surge must have fried
the circuit board.
We can't stop it.
-MARY:
Then that means
-Exactly.
Dad should stop
trying to install
ceiling fans himself,
And Johnny's stuck
in that movie forever!
(SIRENS WAILING)
I still don't get
the sticking your head
out the window thing.
(TIRES SCREECH, METAL SQUEAKS)
Okay, I don't need
to see the ending.
-Me, neither!
-(BEEPS)
Oh, no! It's not working!
We can't get out of the movie!
Cover your ears.
This might be loud.
(SCREAMS)
Good. Maybe this will teach them
a lesson for messing
with our stuff.
I mean, what happens
at the end of this stupid,
macho monkey movie anyway?
According to the movie blog,
The Quickestand the Monkeyest
controversially ends
when Torque,
played by Speed McCool,
and the monkey drive off
the Grand Canyon
-rather than being captured.
-Yeah, that's a problem.
You had to watch
your dad's movies, didn't you?
You couldn't watch a cartoon
like normal kids.
Relax. Speed and the monkey
will just escape the cops
and live happily ever after
in Mexico, right?
Yeah, you're probably right.
Don't worry, monkey.
You're never goin' back
to that zoo.
(TIRES SCREECH)
We've got to do something.
The Johnny clone.
He has real Johnny action,
and mom and dad will never know
the real Johnny
disappeared forever
-in a Hollywood blockbuster.
-(BEEPS)
(ROBOT VOICE)
I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny.
Okay. Plan "B."
We split the DVI connectors
into a second DVD player
and go into the movie
and save Johnny.
How?
We're gonna need a big helmet.
JOHNNY:
What?
Well, monkey, if we stop now,
I go to jail
and you go back to that zoo.
-(CHATTERS)
-I agree. Let's go for it.
(SCREECHES)
Is it me,
or are we running out of road?
Now, if you'll excuse me
-(HORN HONKING)
-(SCREAMS)
Is it me, or is that Susan
and Mary driving up next to us?
Again (SCREAMS)
Wait. Maybe that's not
such a bad thing.
Jump! He drives off the canyon!
That's how the movie ends.
Emphasis on ends!
What the heck? Let's go for it.
ALL:
Hooray!
(ALL WHOOP)
We did it!
Whoa. Didn't see that coming.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Okay, this has gone far enough.
Awesome! Let's do it again!
Forget it, Johnny!
And nothing will change
our mind.
(PHONE RINGING)
(BEEPS) Hello?
(GIL'S VOICE)
Hi. Susan? Mary?
I just called to say
I love girls who let their
brothers use their inventions.
Anyway, I'm handsome. Bye.
JOHNNY:
Oh, yeah! All right!
(ROARING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
SUSAN:
Ah, death ray.
Whoa, that was so cool!
It's our new MP3 laser player.
It stores 15,000 songs
and a 40-megawatt photon laser.
Whoa! 15,000 songs?
Hey, sweethearts,
has anyone seen my bowling--
(SCREAMS)
Here's a funny story, Dad,
that I'm sure you'll love.
And here's one you'll love
No lasers,
cold fusion experiments,
or molecular anything
for one week!
Mary, rewind, please.
(SPEECH REWINDING)
Hey, how'd you make old yeller
rewind like that?
After we built the music player
with the deadly laser,
we figured,
"Why not add a simple turbo time
rewind-and-pause feature?"
Anything within
its turbo time rate
can be paused or rewound
for up to five minutes.
Could you hold these
for a moment?
-Sure.
-Observe.
Hey, did anyone see my bowling--
(SCREAMS)
I didn't do it.
Susan and Mary made
you rewind and--
Stop! Thinking, uh
No bicycle or skateboard
for one month!
One month?
But they use this thing
that rewinds--
Johnny, it's one thing
to break my ball.
It's another to make up stories.
So now you're punished
for two months!
Anything else you want to say?
Yes. I will get Susan and Mary
back for this.
(BOTH SIGH)
(LAWNMOWER ENGINE STOPS)
SUSAN:
Oh, wet Gil.
Ooh, let's see him
do that again.
MARY:
And again.
We've got to get
that Turbo Time-Rewinder.
There's still time to rewind dad
and erase my punishment
and get my wheels back.
But how?
We could try sneaking up on them
and stealing it.
Good plan.
Does he really think
he can sneak up on us like that?
I've cloned sheep
that have more sense than him.
MARY:
Shall I do the honors?
Ooh, use the pause function
this time.
(GIGGLING)
Hey!
Where'd these sheep come from?
(SHEEP BLEATING)
They turbo-timed us!
I just want to be able
to rewind stuff for five minutes
so I can get my wheels back.
Yes, but you don't have
a Turbo Time-Rewinder,
and I'm pretty sure no one else
on the planet has one
that you could borrow.
(CHUCKLES) My sweet Susan,
I have hacked
into your mainframe yet again
to declare my undying love--
- Where's Susan?
-Hey, Eugene.
(SIGHS)
It's Bling-Bling Boy, okay?
Bling-Bling Boy!
Uh, listen,
I asked Susan to go out with me
earlier this week,
and I would like
an answer now!
Well, she said no
the last 50 times you asked,
but I'll check again for you
after I capture
the Turbo Time-Rewinder.
Oh, she has one of those, too?
Well, I'm sure that it's nothing
compared to my
Omni Mega-Giganto Rewind-A-Tron!
You have
a turbo time thingy, too?
Omni Mega-Giganto Rewind-A-Tron!
Whatever. Can I borrow it?
-No!
-I'll fix you up with my sister.
Then yes!
Oh, can we do something nice?
A picnic or a show?
How are you ever
going to do that?
(DOORBELL RINGS)
-It's a note from Gil!
-Gil?
BOTH:
(SIGH) Gil
What's the note say?
It says he wants to meet me
at the park today
for a picnic and a show.
-Just you?
-Can you believe it?
How do I look?
What do we talk about?
Will he ask me to marry him?
Are we rushing too fast
into things?
Are you sure this is from Gil?
I mean, he spelled
his own name wrong.
Gil has one "L," not two.
Of course, it's from Gil. Ooh
You're just jealous
because he didn't invite you
to the park.
Hmm.
-I told you Gil has one "L."
-It worked, didn't it?
She'll go to the park
expecting to meet Gil,
but Eugene
will be there instead.
He gets his date,
and we get this.
The Omni Mega
Rewind away
and make me look cool machine.
But first,
to get my wheels back.
Oh, there's my missing shoe!
I've been looking
all morning for you.
Hey, Dad,
did you lose something?
Yes, my shoe.
Oh, I'd do anything
to find that shoe.
Would you let me
have my skateboard
and bike back?
Sure, whatever.
Just help me find my shoe.
Okay. Boy, it could be
anywhere like--
-It's behind the bookcase!
-Oh!
I found it!
I mean, you found it.
Okay, Johnny, a deal's a deal,
so you can have your--
Johnny?
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
Is this awesome or what?
Hmm, I think it's time
to have a little fun.
Johnny, those guys
are three times your size.
Yeah, but time is on my side.
Okay, enough with the time puns.
Got it.
(ALL SHOUTING)
(CHEERING)
Nice! Let's see that in slo-mo.
Then I said, "What a dweeb!"
(ALL LAUGHING)
-Then I said
-"What a dweeb!"
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Gil? Gil?
Susan, my love.
Eugene?
It's Bling-Bling Boy!
Don't you think
it captures my essence?
The world's e-vilest mind
and world's greatest
smoocher.
Get away
before you ruin my picnic.
Did you say "picnic"?
Oh, sweet Susan,
shall we kiss now or later?
How about now?
Mmm
(SMOOCHES)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS) Mary was right.
There really is only one "L"
in Gil.
Johnny!
Johnny, you've got
the sweetest moves ever!
Yeah, you always seem to know
just where to be.
Like, how'd you do that?
Let's just say
it's all in the timing.
(COUGHS)
(ALL SHOUTING)
Score one for the Test man.
Yo, Johnny,
the game's over here, man.
Oh, I, uh
think this thing is busted.
And now I think I'm busted.
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
Yo, you popped the ball.
I knew you couldn't be
that good.
BOY:
Yeah, but that's okay.
(JOHNNY WHIMPERING)
He can be the ball.
(SCREAMS) Rewind!
Yeah, it's definitely busted.
(GRUNTS)
Ah, my Omni Mega-Giganto
Rewind-A-Tron
has returned.
(GRUNTING)
And so has one
flaming-headed liar!
Um, thanks?
Hmm,
judging from these indicators,
you were rewinding
all over the place
and doing it rather poorly.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
However,
without your moronic overuse,
I never would have
discovered how short
the battery life
on this thing is.
Fixed. Genius!
-Great. Can I have it back?
-Um, let me think. No!
But I fixed you up with Susan.
And she was expecting Gil!
(GROANS)
And I kissed a sheep.
A cloned sheep, I might add.
You know, it's funny.
You can always tell
the difference.
You probably wish you could
rewind that moment, huh?
No. But I wouldn't mind
rewinding this one.
Dukey, get him!
(SNARLS)
If you let me do this
until the batteries die out,
the picnic is yours.
Works for me.
Try the crudete.
I made it myself.
It's delicious!
Can I have some?
No.
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)