Locker Diaries: Descendants (2026) s01e08 Episode Script
Pocket-Sized Pirate
[whimsical instrumental music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
-Ooh! Oh, my hearts!
-Hazel?
-[high-pitched] Yeah!
How are you in my locker
and why are you so tiny?
Long story. I hate Wonderland.
Why does everything have to be
both delicious and dangerous?
I need some of that cookie
that'll make me big again.
We ate the last of it in Wonderland.
[exhales] Oh, you know who could help?
-Be right back.
-Wait!
There goes my hero,
the girl voted most likely
to frolic to class!
Ooh, Pink's diary.
Are you sure we can't
just leave her tiny? [chuckles]
And carry her around? Oh, how cute!
An angry little pocket Hazel.
But no, no. We have to help her.
Okay, well, I can't believe
I'm even saying this, but
you know how my mom rode
in a carriage made out of a pumpkin?
Yeah?
[scoffs] Follow me.
[lively instrumental music playing]
-[cogs spinning]
-[metallic jingling]
[gasps]
How did you even know this was here?
A princess never spills her secrets.
Breaking into safes? Stealing?
Red must really be rubbing off on you.
Borrowing. Besides,
sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty
to do the right thing.
You can never mention this
to anyone though.
Princess never spills her secrets.
Let's hurry.
Before Fairy Godmother finds it missing.
[Pink softly] Okay.
[ominous instrumental music playing]
"Long live evil." [giggles]
-[metallic clanking]
-[clears throat]
[Hazel] I thought you were going
to get help, not her.
[light-hearted instrumental music plays]
Well, all right, Princess.
Let's Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Do something!
I can take this wand and leave.
[sighs] By the way, Pink,
you have got to get out more,
because this diary is a snoozefest.
You made eye contact with a boy?
Who cares?
Hazel! That's private.
[sighs] Last chance to leave her tiny?
No. Pocket Hazel's too much of a snoop.
-[Hazel] Look out below!
-[thud]
-[magic shimmering]
-Salaga-undo!
[dramatic instrumental music playing]
[Hazel gasps]
[high-pitched] Finally.
[clears throat] Wait.
-Wait, my voice.
-[playful instrumental music plays]
You forgot to unshrink my voice!
Ooh, that's, uh…
That's a Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bummer!
-[laughs]
-Hey, come back here!
You've gotta fix me!
Oh, I hate Wonderland!
[theme music plays]
-[indistinct chatter]
-Ooh! Oh, my hearts!
-Hazel?
-[high-pitched] Yeah!
How are you in my locker
and why are you so tiny?
Long story. I hate Wonderland.
Why does everything have to be
both delicious and dangerous?
I need some of that cookie
that'll make me big again.
We ate the last of it in Wonderland.
[exhales] Oh, you know who could help?
-Be right back.
-Wait!
There goes my hero,
the girl voted most likely
to frolic to class!
Ooh, Pink's diary.
Are you sure we can't
just leave her tiny? [chuckles]
And carry her around? Oh, how cute!
An angry little pocket Hazel.
But no, no. We have to help her.
Okay, well, I can't believe
I'm even saying this, but
you know how my mom rode
in a carriage made out of a pumpkin?
Yeah?
[scoffs] Follow me.
[lively instrumental music playing]
-[cogs spinning]
-[metallic jingling]
[gasps]
How did you even know this was here?
A princess never spills her secrets.
Breaking into safes? Stealing?
Red must really be rubbing off on you.
Borrowing. Besides,
sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty
to do the right thing.
You can never mention this
to anyone though.
Princess never spills her secrets.
Let's hurry.
Before Fairy Godmother finds it missing.
[Pink softly] Okay.
[ominous instrumental music playing]
"Long live evil." [giggles]
-[metallic clanking]
-[clears throat]
[Hazel] I thought you were going
to get help, not her.
[light-hearted instrumental music plays]
Well, all right, Princess.
Let's Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Do something!
I can take this wand and leave.
[sighs] By the way, Pink,
you have got to get out more,
because this diary is a snoozefest.
You made eye contact with a boy?
Who cares?
Hazel! That's private.
[sighs] Last chance to leave her tiny?
No. Pocket Hazel's too much of a snoop.
-[Hazel] Look out below!
-[thud]
-[magic shimmering]
-Salaga-undo!
[dramatic instrumental music playing]
[Hazel gasps]
[high-pitched] Finally.
[clears throat] Wait.
-Wait, my voice.
-[playful instrumental music plays]
You forgot to unshrink my voice!
Ooh, that's, uh…
That's a Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bummer!
-[laughs]
-Hey, come back here!
You've gotta fix me!
Oh, I hate Wonderland!
[theme music plays]