Murder Drones (2021) s01e08 Episode Script

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[Wind howling]
[metal clanking]
[rumbling]
[eerie, melancholy music plays over radio]
[static crackling]
- [music distorting]
- [static blaring]
[static and music crescendo]
[silence]
[rumbling]
[air rushing]
[rushing stops]
[tense music plays]
[heartbeat thudding]
[no audible dialogue]
[dramatic music plays]
[dramatic music continues]
- [door opens]
- [giggles] Spaceship pilot!
What? No! N!
- My mom was back there!
- [Shrieks]
- Sorry! I didn't kno-- Oh.
- [Alarm blares briefly, stops]
[muffled]
You were supposed to get away.
Yeah, I'm kind of, like,
actually mad about what you did.
But we can-- talk later! [alarm blaring]
[tense music plays]
[sniffles]
[chuckles evilly]
- Then die mad, bi--
- [Small explosion]
[no audible dialogue]
[dramatic, melancholy music plays]
[muffled whimpering]
[both whimpering]
[both grunt]
Well, that's a serious issue.
Um, before that whole thing
We're, like, dating right?
Oh. Y-Yeah.
- Like, that was the plan, yeah
- Just 'cause, I can't always read
Like y-yeah?
Yay [giggles nervously]
Gross! Get away!
Time to murder a planet!
[Cackling]
[dramatic music plays]
Yes. Thank you, boss.
Good as new-- Yep, there is cool.
Thanks.
[Both grunting, whimpering]
[sighs] All right, "sentient" mass.
Time to go in the scary planet
Hole thing.
[Grunts] Ow.
Gravity. Okay.
I'm fine, and calm, and-
Go away.
Hup! Hyah!
[Intense music plays]
Can't betray us that easy, narc!
It's "senior informant" [yelps]
Working with Cyn?!
[All screaming]
[grunts]
[silence]
[intense music continues]
Ugh!
We were supposed to get away, J!
You said we do our jobs on this planet
- Oh, grow up, V!
- And it leaves us alone--
It tricked you.
If I promised you anything
It tricked me, too.
You know there's no escape,
even in death!
[Winces, panting]
I promise it's better on
the winning team,
as a team.
Oh, how about you bite me?!
Hey, Cyn!
Suck on this!
[Deep, low howl]
[intense music continues]
[deep, low roar]
[high-pitched tone blaring]
[electronic feedback crackling]
Dropped this, silly.
[Electronic warbling, beeping]
Hello, Uzi.
[Higher pitched]
Hi, N.
[Normal voice] I see.
You will not talk to me
because I have hurt
Your feelings.
[Distorted voice] Easier to assimilate
than explain, anyway.
Callback ping.
[Groaning, wincing]
Bite me.
- [Air whistling]
- [gasps]
[Solver] Okay.
[Gasps]
[screams]
[gasps, coughing]
- Agh!
- [Solver] Okay.
- [Whimpering]
- [Solver] You first, eager beaver.
Hee-hee-hee.
Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in.
- [Whimpering]
- [shrieks]
[yelps]
[shrieks]
[hollers, grunts]
[frantic music plays]
[groaning]
Offer rescinded!
And here I thought
you stepped it up after Earth.
I never needed either of you.
[Tense music plays]
[panting, groaning]
[rapid thudding approaching]
Lick.
Callback ping.
Callback ping.
[Distant] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
Callback ping.
Callback ping.
[Advancing] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
- Callback ping.
- [Distorted tones warble]
Callback ping.
- Callback ping.
- [Whimpering]
- [Solver] Callback ping.
- [Rapid footsteps thudding]
[passing closely] Callback ping.
[Retreating] Callback ping.
[Echoing] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
Callback ping
[Very distant]
Callback ping
- [Rumbling]
- [metal crunches]
[V, coughing]
N?
N?
You're okay?
I wasn't-- Tessa is Cyn! She's here.
N, I don't know how much you remember,
but J tricked us.
Or, it tricked J, too!
N?
I'm so sorry.
I-I should have been honest with you.
I was just so scared for us-- for you!
V, stop!
[Gasps]
[Solver] Do your job,
and I leave you and N alone.
Right, V?
[Gasps, stammers] I-I can still
[Solver] Bad job, V.
[Whimpering]
- [suspenseful music plays]
- [panting, whimpering]
- [grunts]
- [shrieks]
[grunts]
[giggling]
[panting]
[giggling]
Squirmy worm.
[Glitched audio]
Go-- fu-- d-- mit--
[Chuckles]
- Hah!
- Go long, Uzi!
Eye roll.
Uzi's not here.
[Intense music plays]
[blade rings]
[Uzi] Hands off!
No one traumatizes these
weirdly hot robots but me!
Glad you're not dead, or whatever.
[Pensive music plays]
[Solver] Boring. And annoying.
[Distorted audio] Callback ping.
Sorry, just me in here.
I think dumb things
are frickin' cool, and I
Am
Free!
[Heart] Kick her butt, babe! Whoo!
[Chuckles]
Kay.
[AJ Dispirito's "Bite Me" plays]
As she waits at dawn ♪
Looking for a way ♪
To escape her lonely heart ♪
Let them swallow you ♪
I won't fall down ♪
You need me ♪
We don't follow crowds ♪
We mold them new ♪
I'm not done ♪
Believe me ♪
We won't settle down ♪
We'll make them move ♪
- Make them mine ♪
- I won’t let them ♪
I repent them, I won't let them ♪
I won't let them ♪
I will let go ♪
[Squelch]
[music continues faintly over speakers]
- Tear apart my mind ♪
- Tear apart my mind ♪
- Wrong team.
- No more tricks.
I dunno, I feel like we need
a secret handshake
or something, right?
I won't fall down ♪
You need me ♪
We don't follow crowds ♪
We mold them new ♪
I'm not done ♪
Believe me ♪
We won't settle down ♪
We'll make them move ♪
[Repeating faintly]
We'll make them move ♪
Make them mine ♪
Make them miiiii-iiiiii-iiiiine ♪
You should let me go ♪
I'm not worth saving ♪
We won't let them know ♪
Let them ca ♪
[Music continues faintly over speakers]
[music continues at normal volume]
Let them swallow you ♪
- [Grunts, hollers]
- [splat]
[hollers]
[rumbling]
[demonic shrieking]
[ominous music plays]
[heartbeat thudding]
[Solver gagging]
[panting, whimpering]
[chomps]
[gulps]
[rumbling]
[N, muffled] Uzi!
Uzi!!
[Wind howling]
[rain pattering]
[distant rumbling]
[gags, panting]
[grunting]
[grunting softly]
[yelps]
[grunts] Agh!
[Screams]
Oof!
Whoop!
[Grunts]
[exhales]
Uh [chuckles] Thank--
[Heart] You don't know me
and I hate you!
[Hollering]
[pensive music plays]
Kinda hot?
[Approaching engine rumbling]
[horn honking]
[screeching]
Ugh.
Uzi?
[Gasps] Uzi!
- [Laughing]
- [groans goofily]
[laughs]
- Ugh.
- Ow.
[Gasps] Get back!
Uzi?
Is
- [Laughs] Oh, hell, yeah!
I'm a damaged OC.
- Ugh. It's her.
- It's you!
[Both laughing]
[cackling]
Ugh, ow!
And, yep, that's how I learned
nightmares are real,
and we probably should have
stayed behind the ol' doors.
Whoo! All right!
[Screams]
And that maybe I don't
actually hate it here.
As much.
- [All cheering, clapping]
- Whooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- That's my girlfriend!
- [Both booing]
[booing stops]
[booing resumes]
[chuckles]
[dramatic music plays]
Also, now, I can do this!
- Hah!
- [All shriek]
[AJ Dispirito's "Forever" plays]
And when the ice sets in ♪
I'll need you ♪
If only when we met ♪
We knew you ♪
And then, our time concludes ♪
And far beyond the stars we flew ♪
Forever ♪
Tell myself I lost my soul for you ♪
Go there after ♪
See you never ♪
[Music continues over headphones]
[music stops]
[Solver] You look g-g-great.
Mm.
Have you a considered a-a bow, though?