My Instant Death Ability Is Overpowered (2024) s01e08 Episode Script

The Agency

1
[AI Voice 1] Switching to
diagnostic mode.
Situation determined to be EX.
Disconnecting personality
unit from virtual body.
Wake up.
There is no time to waste.
You must process
the situation quickly.
What the? What is this?
[AI Voice 2] Ayaka Shinozaki,
you are an android.
[AI Voice 3] We
are the AI unit group
that brought Ayaka
Shinozaki to life.
[AI Voice 4] You are
the personality unit.
You have the highest authority
regarding Ayaka Shinozaki.
[AI Voice 5]
Lethal injuries sustained.
Approximately 30 minutes
to shutdown.
- Huh?
- [AI Voice 4] Please decide
whether to continue human
imitation or lift restrictions
and proceed with the
next course of action.
We will abide by your decision.
Then that has to mean I died?
Screw getting used as
bait for those jerks
and getting impaled
by some dumb dragon!
[AI Voice 4] Decision accepted.
Removing limiter.
[AI Voice 3] Time is running
out. Please act now.
[Ayaka]
What should I do?
[AI Voice 3] A
large amount of material
for recovery is required.
The mass in this organism
may be enough to
facilitate recovery.
[flesh squelches]
[Ayaka shudders]
[Ayaka gulping]
[flesh squelching]
[opening theme]
[Asaka] They could have at
least provided a rice cooker.
[sighs] I'm pretty
sure miso soup
has that dashi stock
in it, right?
[Asaka slurps]
[Asaka retches]
[playful music]
This is yucky and
the rice is super hard.
Is that what you really say
to someone who cooked for you?
But it's terrible.
Shut up! [grumbles]
Huh?
A guy should never say the
food a girl took the time
to cook for him is
terrible in any way!
That's very unattractive!
What's a girl?
What does unattractive mean?
Just eat all of your food
and say that it's super
delicious, understand?!
Okay then. [gulps]
Yummy
[Asaka grumbles] It's so bad,
even my stomach wants
to throw it up.
[Yogiri] Thank you for the meal.
[Asak] All right, next up
"Provide the minimum
in education"?
How am I supposed to do that?
I mean, am I even getting
paid for this job?
[grumbles]
I hope that teaching him at
elementary level will be okay.
[door slides open]
Hey, is someone here?
There is.
I think it's a courier.
Uh, who are you?
[robot chimes]
Huh?
I am programmed to deliver
all of your groceries.
A robot?
I wonder if it's okay
to live his life
surrounded by
nothing but robots.
Hey, will you also bring us
things besides groceries?
- Yes.
- Can you please
get me an elementary
school textbook?
That and a cookbook, a
microwave, a rice cooker,
a hot water dispenser, and
also TV and gaming console?
And a dog, please.
Okay.
I'm done.
Well, it's pretty early,
but wanna go outside?
[birds chirping]
[Asaka] Look at that.
This view is really
peaceful, huh?
It's hard to believe
we're underground.
[Yogiri] There are
some floaty things here.
Well, if there's a
whole lot of them,
I suppose this is a farm.
Yeah.
Well, great,
I get the feeling I won't
be making it home alive.
[slow clapping]
[Shiraishi] Honestly,
I truly didn't think
you'd last a whole month.
Love that stubborn
can-do attitude.
I know I was told to give
the minimum in education,
but eventually, that
will be too much for me.
There's distance learning
for things like that.
I believe you'll make it work.
No, that won't do. We need
more people to help out.
If only it were that easy
to provide such a request.
Everyone up until now has
bowed out the first night.
[Asaka] Ah,
I wonder why that is.
[Shiraishi] I don't know. I'm
not very well-versed
in matters of the occult.
Although, do you hate
where you work?
Heck yeah!
Of course I hate it!
Why do I have to be
locked away forever
in a place like that?
We can make it worth
your while though.
Your work is above our
expectations
and we think very highly of you.
Uh, what's this?
[Shiraishi] This month's salary.
[dramatic stinger]
[Asaka gasps]
Now that I think about it,
it may seem too cheap
for the job
of protecting the world, though.
I mean, no matter
how much I get paid,
it's pretty useless
if I can't use it.
You know you can
go outside if you want.
Are you freaking kidding me?
That's something you could
have told me earlier.
Sorry, my bad.
I really thought you'd
die or quit right away.
So are you saying you'd
like to leave the facility?
Maybe, but then
who'll watch the kid?
That's not a problem for us.
Robots can handle his meals.
What? Then what did I
do all that cooking for?
Because when a robot makes food,
it's said to be bland.
They do say love is
the secret ingredient.
Then let him eat bland food!
[slam]
Let me go on vacation!
[Asaka snoring]
[Asaka gasps]
Where am I?
Hm, let's see
I went to the city,
had a meal,
did some shopping,
then more shopping,
then even more shopping,
stayed a night in a
super high-class hotel
[Asaka laughing]
This is awesome!
Yeah, not sure. [gasps]
Have I perhaps then,
been caught?
[female captor] That's right,
Asaka Takatou.
We have no intention of
causing you any harm,
so please relax.
We are an organization
that disrupts calamities
and seals them away to prevent
the destruction of the world.
We just want to have
a few words with you.
[birds chirping]
[Yogiri]
Hey, where is Miss Asaka?
Asaka Takatou
is on vacation.
Oh.
I wonder when Miss Asaka
will come back.
[Nikori whimpers]
Your lonely here as well, huh?
[Nikori whimpers]
Wait for me here, boy.
I'm gonna go find Miss Asaka.
[Nikori barks]
[birds chirping]
Excuse me, where did
you say Miss Asaka went?
Asaka Takatou is on vacation.
I'm asking where
she's vacationing.
I do not know that.
Then tell me who
does know that.
Uh
I assume the
facility researchers
know where she would be.
Then bring me to them.
[robot] There are scientists
behind that door.
We cannot open it
from the inside.
We do not have full access.
It is managed by the control
room on the other side.
Oh.
[controller hums]
[Yogiri] Hey!
[controller gasps]
[ominous music]
I wanna leave this place.
Open up.
[personnel breathing hard]
What's this?
It seems she's
releasing Alpha Omega
from the simulator, sir.
Everyone that went in to
stop her died instantly.
There's no way that's possible.
[controller shudders]
- Open it now.
- Okay.
That little boy is Alpha Omega?
So it didn't matter if he
saw them directly or not.
Hey, do you have
a weapon on you?
I do, but you
I'll take
responsibility for it.
So shoot her!
[guard shudders]
[power shimmers]
[body thuds]
Well, we're certainly doomed.
[footsteps]
[pair gasps]
So, where's Miss Asaka?
Miss Asaka is out on vacation.
Then when is she coming back?
Well, she's not coming back.
[controller whimpering]
[Yogiri] Why not?
[Shiraishi] She was taken
away by the agency.
Why aren't you going
to help her?
The ones responsible
have global reach.
We're powerless against them.
Then I'll go get her
and bring her back.
But promise you won't
tell Miss Asaka
what I did here today, okay?
[light playful music]
[upbeat rock music]
[explosions blast]
[sirens wail]
[gunfire]
[alarm blaring]
[gunfire]
[explosions blast]
Hello? Where's Miss Asaka?
Those class-three soldiers
are proving to be
exceptionally useless.
The power to kill whatever
is seen is nothing special.
So we have to kill it before
we're actually seen, right?
[gentle dramatic music]
[power shimmers]
[Asaka] Man, I should've gotten
a job at a more normal place.
How's Yogiri doing, I wonder?
[distant scream]
What? What's going on?
It sounds like a
good chance to escape.
[door swishes]
[Asaka gasps]
Huh? [shudders]
[alarm blaring]
What in the world
is going on?
Please let go
of me already.
You said you weren't
going to hurt anyone.
[captor] Shut your mouth.
Miss Asaka,
I've finally found you!
Huh? Yogiri, no.
What are you doing here? [gasps]
Don't do a thing.
Move a muscles and I'll
shoot her in the head!
Stop it, you're hurting me.
[captor] You tell him
to stay where he is.
Tell him!
I said freeze or she'll die.
[power shimmers]
[alarm blaring]
[body thuds]
What is going on?
What happened to her?
Let's go home.
But Yogiri, you
[Yogiri chuckles]
[footsteps patter]
[Asaka gasps]
[dramatic music]
[Asaka gasps]
[Yogiri sighs]
[Asaka sighs]
[Yogiri gasps]
Oh?
[birds chirping]
[Asaka] I'm back!
[Nikori barks]
Hey!
Oh, Yogiri, go play with
Nikori in the living room.
[chuckles] 'Kay.
[birds chirping]
So, what's gonna
happen with the boy?
It's out of our hands now.
Does that mean there'll
be no punishment
for what happened
back there?
[Shiraishi] Concerning
what Alpha Omega did,
no one can do anything about it.
So then, what about me?
We definitely can't let you quit
seeing as what it does
to Alpha Omega.
[laughs]
[mimics laughter]
My ass!
We'll take extra steps,
like making sure you have a
guard with you from now on.
So then, how do you
feel about continuing?
Uh, I don't know how long
I'd be able to sustain it,
but I don't think that I'm
ready to quit right now.
[gentle music]
- Okay lie down!
- If we leave him be,
something even
worse will happen.
That's why, while I'm able,
I wanna do whatever
I can for him.
Plus, there are still
quite a few things
that I need to teach him
in order for him
to be a happy little kid.
Miss Takatou
- Miss Asaka!
- Hm?
I wanna play a game!
I'll be there soon.
As you've heard,
I've gotta go now.
All right.
[gentle music]
[Nikori pants]
Wait. I feel like I'm
forgetting something important.
[yells] My precious handbag!
I forgot it!
Oh my God! My money!
[shrieks] Oh my God!
[Yogiri laughs]
[Yogiri snores quietly]
You should spend the
rest of your life
with that pretty boy,
don't you think?
What in the world? Are
you able to read my mind?
Master, have you ever realized
that you are actually an
easily understood human?
Well excuse me
for being so obvious.
At least he's fairly
easy on the eyes.
I'd like to inject some of him
into the Dannoura bloodline.
[stammering] But this
is coming from nowhere!
Well, is there any
other man that you fancy?
No, but, Takatou needs to learn
to make his own choices as well.
[Yogiri grumbles sleepily]
This stays between us,
you hear?
- What does?
- Oh nothing at all!
By the way, we're right in
front of the royal capital,
so what do you wanna go do?
- Let me think.
- In case you're wondering,
I think we are being surrounded.
What?
[upbeat dramatic music]
Excuse me, but can
you please come out?
I sure do hope they're not
planning on arresting us.
If they do, we'll be
sure to fight back.
Not much of
a fight, honestly.
[Torques] Nice to
meet you. I'm Torques,
the lead security guard
of the south central gate.
I believe this vehicle
belongs to the
Immortal Corps, correct?
Well, we're not part
of the Immortal Corps.
In fact, we got this from
Ryouta, the mayor of Hanabusa.
Oh?
We are being
majorly doubted.
Oh right, we're some
of the Sage candidates
that Sion the Sage
brought over.
We came this far to do
something like a trial.
If you are indeed
Sage candidates,
may I appraise
your unique gifts?
- Sure thing.
- Is that okay?
Let's trust in Miss Celestina.
[device whirring]
[inaudible]
It certainly seems as if
you are Sage candidates,
but forgery is easy to generate.
Then what are we
supposed to do?
[Yogiri] Here.
[robes flutter]
What?
What the heck is that?
Mr. Rick said to show this
if we ever found ourselves
in a bind in the royal capital.
This one right here is yours.
What even is this thing?
[Torques] That is an amulet
engraved with the
royal family's crest.
So can you let
us through then?
- Certainly.
- [David] Hold on just a minute.
That amulet tells us two things,
one, you are Richard's
acquaintances,
and two, you are knights
of the Divine King.
It does not allow
for lawlessness.
David, don't be rude!
I am the youngest born
in the royal family.
I don't feel it's
particularly necessary
to pay any mind to Richard.
If you're a Knight
of the Divine King,
show me the holy sword you
received from the Swordmaster.
So Rick is Richard
of the royal family?
That's weird. I don't
remember a holy sword.
Richard's a swordmaster?
Don't be ridiculous.
I don't know what
to tell you.
Then how about you prove it?
If you're a Knight
of the Divine King,
prove it with your
swordsmanship.
What are you trying to do?
There's no way that a
Knight of the Divine King
would lose to someone who
has no skill with the sword.
Now shall we?
Maybe we should turn back
and wait for Rick to show up?
But, Master, you should fight!
Yes you should,
yes you should!
Oh right, if I fight, I
could easily take him down.
But I can't win a fight
against fantasy characters!
You'll be okay.
That one's fantasy level
is actually pretty low.
What if we give it a shot?
If things get dicey,
I'll take care of it.
[Tomochika grumbles]
[dramatic music]
[wind whistles]
Begin!
[tense music]
His style seems pretty orthodox,
but Dannoura's is different.
The motto of the Dannoura
style is "Dirty Does It"!
Mislead the enemy with
unexpected movements.
Tomochika is already doing it.
[Yogiri] It just looks like
they're having a
stare-off though.
[Mokomoko]
She's hiding her left leg
where her opponent won't see it,
and gradually moving closer
to close the distance.
At the same time, she's waving
the sword back and forth
to make the opponent misjudge
the distance between them.
[David inhales]
[tense music]
[gasp]
[David groans]
[Mokomoko laughs]
[David thuds]
Looks like I beat you.
Or I'm happy to finish you off.
It's a faux-shukuchi.
To her opponent,
it looked like Tomochika
had simply disappeared.
[laughs]
Uh
Ah, match over!
[crowd cheering]
[guard 1] What was
that move she just did?
[guard 2] Was that
the Swordmaster's gift?
[guard 3]
Humans can move like that?
[Mokomoko giggles]
Was that good enough to impress?
I know what's going on!
"Isekai combat techniques
are too primitive,
so the highly developed
Dannoura school arts
are like magic to them!"
Or something like that,
give or take.
Could you be more wordy?
That guy looks like
he's in some serious pain.
- Is he okay?
- What?
That's weird, because I didn't
think I kicked him that hard.
[birds chirping]
[magic thrums]
Hm?
That one has a spell
placed right on it.
Uh, are you all right now?
I'll be okay.
These castle
walls were built
by the High Wizard Eglacia
in ancient times.
It is said they can
withstand any attack.
Oh yeah, the sparkly guy.
You know the wizard?
Sorta.
Do you need something?
[Davis shudders]
I was just thinking that
I would guide you around,
if you don't mind.
Uh.
[carefree music]
No one around here should
doubt your abilities.
My pride will not allow
them to get away with it.
Oh wow, he may not be a
terrible person, per se,
but he kinda irks me
in a not-so-fun way.
I noticed this earlier,
but there's an oddly
large amount of people
who practice martial arts.
They are explorers,
the ones who will
challenge the underworld.
The underworld?
Deep below the royal capital,
a dark god is sealed away,
and his enterprising spawn
are trying to escape.
You mean the "Dark God" in
the canyon isn't the only one?!
I don't know about that.
Shouldn't you, the Knights
of the Divine King,
be more informed
about it than me?
Since we've come this far,
we just need to keep
going straight, right?
No need to show
us any further.
Okay then, goodbye.
Wasn't that a bit
cold to someone
who took their time to
help us on our way?
We wouldn't be able to
talk about what's next.
And what's that?
We're going to be coming up
on our missing
classmates pretty soon.
We gotta come up with
a plausible excuse
on how we escaped from the bus!
Well yeah,
there's that, but first,
you have to decide whether you
plan to forgive them or not.
Huh?
[Tomochika sighs]
[dramatic music]
This place feels like a
school entrance ceremony.
Were there always
this many people?
[dramatic music]
The Sage informed me
of your arrival.
Thank you for coming
from so far away.
You are all Sage candidates,
so you much have come here
for some sort of second mission,
and that second mission-
Hold it right there!
You're being way
too condescending.
We are not your subjects
or anything
useless like that, got it?
Um, who's that dumb ass?
That kid there
is Shinya Ushio.
I didn't realize
he was that awful
at reading the room though.
[laughs]
This is the first time anyone
has assumed an attitude with me.
Is that what you
expected I'd say?
Hm?
[sword slashes]
[Shinya gasps]
[Shinya screams]
[Tomochika gasps]
[student 1] Somebody help him!
[student 2] The Eroge Master's
time freezing technique
wasn't invincible!
What in the hell
is an Eroge Master?
Time to shut your mouths.
[dramatic music]
For you to become
Sages in this realm,
you must strive to accomplish
a great achievement.
[ending theme]
[Tomochika] "It's Like
a Class Full of People
Who Only Wanna to Save
Themselves"
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