Squiddly Diddly (1965) s01e08 Episode Script
Squid On The Skids
In the Spring.
A young man's fancy
likely turns to thoughts of love.
And here at the world
famous Bubbleland,
the restless fever of
spring is in the air.
It happens every spring
everyone comes here in pairs.
Everyone's in love.
Yeah, even the dogs
are getting with it.
Everyone except me,
Squiddly Diddly, that is.
There's no use worrying.
The last girl squid seen
around here was my mother.
View ocean.
Five cents.
Wonder if anything's
happening down at the beach.
Maybe I can get my mind
off of this spring fever stuff.
It's a sea going hot-dog.
Look at that, what a beauty.
Easy, Squiddly, easy.
It's merely a luscious
young girl type squid.
So what am I waiting for.
Hi, chief, sir.
All right, Squiddly.
- Back in your tank.
- Yes, sir.
Only squid we got
and we can't keep him in
the tank long enough
for visitors to see him.
I just gotta get out of here.
I can't get that girl type
squid off of my mind.
Hey, I got an idea.
Since it's spring,
I may as well just bring down
here on the springboard.
Over the wall we go.
Freedom at last.
Bubbleland service entrance.
Well I almost made it.
I sure hope that
doll face squid
is still waiting for me.
Shall we go
home now, Oliver?
Yes, dear.
Why couldn't I just
walk out like that, huh?
Hey, why not?
This disguise will
get me through.
You'll figure out just
one of the customers.
So long folks,
come again soon.
So long, Squiddly.
Come again soon.
So long, Squiddly?
Squiddly Diddly, get
back in here.
On the double. What
are you trying to do?
Ruin business in Bubbleland?
Oh boy! What am I gonna do
with that mixed up squid.
I just gotta get to
know that girl squid.
Come on, Harry.
We're supposed to go pick up
some new specimens
for the chief.
That's what I need
to get out of here.
A helicopter.
Love always finds a way.
Okay, Harry.
Crank her up.
Hey this looks like a
good stretch of pitch.
Cut the engine.
Let's see what we can
find around here.
I made it.
I'm free.
Now to fight that
cute little squid.
Haha, there she is.
I better get over there
and introduce her to me.
Hi, you baby doll.
What's a beautiful girl
like you doing all alone.
Hello there,
Squiddly Diddly is the name.
Look. I don't care if
you're Floyd Riches.
So ship out. I saw this
chick 1st. Get me?
We would sort of
like to be alone.
Well the course of true love
never runs smooth anyway.
I just gotta fight for it.
That's all.
How's about a little
rump in the surf, baby?
Excuse me I hear the
pattern of running feet.
Now, where were we?
Ah, yes.
We've talked enough about me.
So let's talk about you.
Like I was saying this.
Before I was so
crudely interrupted.
My name is Squiddly
Diddly and
You're cramping
my style, buster.
I'm gonna have to put
you away for a while.
You might call this the
hard shell approach.
That will make him clam up.
Yeah! I think this shell
is gonna work out swell.
Then we meet below the
12 mile reef once and
Excuse me. I gotta
clobber this kid again.
That guy just cracks me up.
And now I'm gonna
crack him up good.
Is mine!
- Mine!
- Mine!
There's only one way
to settle this.
How's that?
Get rid of you.
What else?
Hahaha.
Easy, Harry, easy.
Yeah that's it.
This girl squid will be just
what Bubbleland needs.
The chief said to put her in
the tank next to
Squiddly, temporarily.
Wow!
What a break!
She's gonna be
all mine for a while.
I guess true love does
conquer all, after all.
This is the last
one, easy, easy.
I put them in the same
tank with Squiddly.
Great! I wanna squish
that Squiddly.
That's it for me.
This love stuff
is too dangerous.
Steal my girl, Willy.
I'll tear you apart.
I sure hope spring
doesn't last much longer.
Ouch!
I'm getting tired.
Ouch!
A young man's fancy
likely turns to thoughts of love.
And here at the world
famous Bubbleland,
the restless fever of
spring is in the air.
It happens every spring
everyone comes here in pairs.
Everyone's in love.
Yeah, even the dogs
are getting with it.
Everyone except me,
Squiddly Diddly, that is.
There's no use worrying.
The last girl squid seen
around here was my mother.
View ocean.
Five cents.
Wonder if anything's
happening down at the beach.
Maybe I can get my mind
off of this spring fever stuff.
It's a sea going hot-dog.
Look at that, what a beauty.
Easy, Squiddly, easy.
It's merely a luscious
young girl type squid.
So what am I waiting for.
Hi, chief, sir.
All right, Squiddly.
- Back in your tank.
- Yes, sir.
Only squid we got
and we can't keep him in
the tank long enough
for visitors to see him.
I just gotta get out of here.
I can't get that girl type
squid off of my mind.
Hey, I got an idea.
Since it's spring,
I may as well just bring down
here on the springboard.
Over the wall we go.
Freedom at last.
Bubbleland service entrance.
Well I almost made it.
I sure hope that
doll face squid
is still waiting for me.
Shall we go
home now, Oliver?
Yes, dear.
Why couldn't I just
walk out like that, huh?
Hey, why not?
This disguise will
get me through.
You'll figure out just
one of the customers.
So long folks,
come again soon.
So long, Squiddly.
Come again soon.
So long, Squiddly?
Squiddly Diddly, get
back in here.
On the double. What
are you trying to do?
Ruin business in Bubbleland?
Oh boy! What am I gonna do
with that mixed up squid.
I just gotta get to
know that girl squid.
Come on, Harry.
We're supposed to go pick up
some new specimens
for the chief.
That's what I need
to get out of here.
A helicopter.
Love always finds a way.
Okay, Harry.
Crank her up.
Hey this looks like a
good stretch of pitch.
Cut the engine.
Let's see what we can
find around here.
I made it.
I'm free.
Now to fight that
cute little squid.
Haha, there she is.
I better get over there
and introduce her to me.
Hi, you baby doll.
What's a beautiful girl
like you doing all alone.
Hello there,
Squiddly Diddly is the name.
Look. I don't care if
you're Floyd Riches.
So ship out. I saw this
chick 1st. Get me?
We would sort of
like to be alone.
Well the course of true love
never runs smooth anyway.
I just gotta fight for it.
That's all.
How's about a little
rump in the surf, baby?
Excuse me I hear the
pattern of running feet.
Now, where were we?
Ah, yes.
We've talked enough about me.
So let's talk about you.
Like I was saying this.
Before I was so
crudely interrupted.
My name is Squiddly
Diddly and
You're cramping
my style, buster.
I'm gonna have to put
you away for a while.
You might call this the
hard shell approach.
That will make him clam up.
Yeah! I think this shell
is gonna work out swell.
Then we meet below the
12 mile reef once and
Excuse me. I gotta
clobber this kid again.
That guy just cracks me up.
And now I'm gonna
crack him up good.
Is mine!
- Mine!
- Mine!
There's only one way
to settle this.
How's that?
Get rid of you.
What else?
Hahaha.
Easy, Harry, easy.
Yeah that's it.
This girl squid will be just
what Bubbleland needs.
The chief said to put her in
the tank next to
Squiddly, temporarily.
Wow!
What a break!
She's gonna be
all mine for a while.
I guess true love does
conquer all, after all.
This is the last
one, easy, easy.
I put them in the same
tank with Squiddly.
Great! I wanna squish
that Squiddly.
That's it for me.
This love stuff
is too dangerous.
Steal my girl, Willy.
I'll tear you apart.
I sure hope spring
doesn't last much longer.
Ouch!
I'm getting tired.
Ouch!