The Dana Carvey Show (1996) s01e08 Episode Script
The Dana Carvey Show #8
1
I'm getting a lot of press lately,
you know.
I mean, New York Magazine.
I mean, people, you know, can say what
they want.
I mean, I'm not an angry person.
I mean, I don't respect Newt Gingrich.
I don't appreciate when Alan Dershowitz
lies to me, but, I mean, you know.
I get a lot of calls
and grateful people
calling and thanking me
for speaking out on O.J.
and the homeless.
I mean, I'm not a crazy actor.
You know, I'm a person, and, I mean,
a lot of actors are doing this now.
They've got shows, and I'm proud.
I mean, you know, I mean, Jeff Goldblum
has a new show, and he's got a lot of
things to say, important things,
and we've got a clip here, and I think,
you know, you're
going to, I mean, it's, you
know, I mean, I, you
know, I really think that,
the environment wants, needs,
preservation.
We could put a man on the moon,
we could regenerate dinosaurs
from fossil DNA, but, I,
I, I just want to feel free.
Like saying to the world, look at me,
let's go, catch me if you can.
I mean, that's a good point.
You know, people say we're just actors,
but, I mean, it's just that, you know,
I mean, uh,
I mean, you know, people, I mean,
shouldn't, suddenly, I mean, our whole
society, I mean, everybody, I mean, you
know, everybody can say whatever they want.
I mean, anyway, Gene Wilder has a new
show, and he was Willy Wonka, I mean,
he's a very articulate advocate for a lot
of, a lot of hearing, and, you know,
I mean, take a look,
because this is, you
know, I mean, you
know, it's just to see this.
He says, I'm not asking you, I'm telling
you!
You militia people!
Are you crazy?
Are you nuts?
You want to fight the federal government
with tanks?
Are you insane?
I will not!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
You know, he's a little, I mean,
um, I don't know, I mean, I wish him well,
it's just that it's not easy, and,
uh, you know.
Now Abe Vigoda, he was
fish, I mean, we all love fish,
you know, and now he's
speaking out on the issues.
He's got a show, and he's showing us all
how to do this.
And it's just, he's here
and you'll, well, you should
see what he's, you know,
I mean, it's, uh, Yeah.
Clinton's a schmuck.
I mean, that's just, uh, you know,
I mean, I mean, that's just, um,
you know, I mean, I mean, that's just,
uh
From the ABC Broadcast Center in New York,
it's the Dana Carvey Show.
This is our season finale.
We don't have a lot
of time because we've
got a lot of great stuff
we want to show you.
I just want to do one quick thing.
This is my impression of Katharine Hepburn
trying to start her car.
Ready?
Good evening.
President Clinton is
about to make a statement
concerning the ongoing
crisis in the Middle East.
We're told that he will be here in just a
moment.
So we're ready to start, fellas,
or what?
Yes, sir.
All righty.
Mr. President, if I could just have a
moment of your time.
Well, I'm pretty busy.
I mean, who are you, anyway?
I'm your new advisor, John Smiley.
All right.
New advisor.
New advisor.
Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
What can I do for you?
Well, the thing is, I got a joke for you.
A joke?
Well, I don't know if this is the best
time for a joke.
I'm kind of busy.
No, no.
It's a good time.
Trust me.
It's a real knee slapper.
You're going to love it.
All right.
Well, just make it fast.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Right, man.
You're right.
That's funny stuff.
All right.
That is funny stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the
United States.
I got to go, man.
That is hilarious.
All right.
You enjoy that joke.
All right.
Well, good evening.
Good evening, everybody.
I will be making a brief statement about
this crisis that we are about to
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Then I'll take a few questions.
As we all know, the Middle East
I'm sorry.
All right.
Just even I'm sorry, but
we can no longer tolerate
I'm just kidding.
What is he doing?
Falling into a trap.
That's what he's doing.
Driven to desperation by the falling poll
numbers of his sputtering campaign for
president, the senior senator from Kansas
has become a man of a thousand faces.
Go undercover.
Surprising news.
Surprising news today from Washington.
As Al Gore has shocked pundits by
endorsing Bob Dole.
In the race for president.
Hey, I'm Vice President Al Gore.
That's right.
That's me, Al Gore.
Look at me go.
Al Gore.
Here to endorse Bob Dole for president.
I like Bob Dole.
Al Gore thinks Bob Dole's got good at
ideas.
Al Gore's gonna Bob Dole's
gonna Al Gore's gonna vote for Dole.
Well, you should vote for Al Gore.
No.
Mr. Vice President.
Yes.
Why would you endorse someone who is
clearly your nemesis?
Charlie Horse.
Gotta go.
Oh, man.
Hillary, I I can't believe
Al Gore did that to me.
I mean, that's all I need.
I mean, what should I do, honey?
I'll tell you what to do.
I'll tell you what to do.
Admit your involvement in white water.
That's what you should do.
What?
Honey, I had nothing to do with that.
Well, so what?
Pretend you did.
People like that.
Get their sympathy.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Hillary Clinton says it's a good idea.
Is that right?
That's right.
Mr. Hillary Clinton.
That's right, Sweet Baby Cakes.
You know something, Sweet Baby?
Yes.
You're not only the smartest woman in the
world, but you are the most beautiful.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I love you.
I love you, too.
Admit to white water.
Honey, I will.
But first, I'm feeling a little bit
frisky, you know?
I mean, what do you say we give old
position 48 a try?
The Dana Carvey Show presents Germans Who
Say Nice Things That Come Out Wrong.
Those big sweaters really hide your ass!
Your wife!
I bet you know where to get some snack
food!
You didn't spare the expense of that to
pay!
I see by your beard that you enjoy
SpaghettiOs!
You are
Excuse me.
Yeah, excuse me.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Uh We'd like to ball.
Can we have a lane?
Sure.
Take lane 18.
Okay.
Could we rent some shoes?
It's five dollars for shoes.
Okay.
What size?
Ten.
Yeah, me too.
Size ten.
I can't.
He should be giving me one of your shoes.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's my shoe.
Yeah, here's my shoe.
Yeah, I'll be right back with your bowling
shoes.
Okay.
All right, we'll wait right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, kids.
Don't drink and
Um
Okay.
Read.
All right, who are we up to?
We're, uh, still on Presidents.
Uh, Gerald Ford.
Oh, Ford's in good shape.
He plays golf.
Just covering our bases, Tom.
You never know.
All right, all right.
Okay.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 83.
Okay, and one for next year, please.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 84.
Um, a little sadder.
All right, all right.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 84.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, now what?
Uh, now let's do one for if he's shot.
What are the chances of that?
We're just covering contingencies,
Tom.
Yeah, but I mean, it just seems like
Look, look, you're the one who wants to
hang out in East Hampton all summer.
I mean, we gotta be ready with something
just in case, Tom, okay?
If he's shot, here we go.
All right.
Gerald Ford shot dead today at age 83.
Um, add the word senseless.
Yes.
All right.
Gerald Ford shot dead today at the
senseless age of 83.
Um, um All right, all
right, all right, all right.
Gerald Ford senselessly shot dead at the
age of 83.
Good.
Okay, now suicide.
What?
Just read it.
All right.
Gerald Ford dead today after jumping out
of an office building senselessly.
It's a nice touch with senselessly.
All right, all right.
Okay, uh, moving on.
Gerald Ford dead today from an overdose of
crack cocaine.
Good, good.
Next.
All right.
Stunning news from Michigan as former
president Gerald Ford was chopped into
little bits by the propeller of a commuter
plane.
Very good, one take.
All right, we got it.
Uh, no, we got, uh, eaten by wolves.
What?
No, come on.
Come on.
Just read it, please, Tom.
Gerald Ford isn't gonna be eaten by
wolves.
Taft was.
Really?
Taft?
Uh, yeah.
All right.
A tragedy today is former president Gerald
Ford was eaten by wolves.
He was delicious.
Oh, wait.
That's just superfluous.
All right.
It's a former president, Tom.
What are you saying?
He's not delicious?
Fine, fine.
What's, what's next?
All right.
The double story.
All right.
A fireball destroyed France today and
Gerald Ford is dead.
Now, what are the odds of that?
Come on.
Fine.
Look, fine.
We'll get Stone Phillips to do it,
okay?
I'm sure Stone Phillips, uh, will be just
thrilled to break a story like that.
All right.
All right.
Let's keep moving.
All right.
Stunning news from Yorba Linda
today as Richard Nixon's corpse
climbed out of its grave and
strangled Gerald Ford to death.
Stay next.
Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a
circus lion in a convenience store.
Next.
Good.
All right.
Uh, Gerald Ford is dead today and I'm gay.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's What?
What?
That'd be a huge story.
Ford dying and you coming out?
But I'm not gay.
Yeah, today you're not gay.
Then one day, you know,
you wake up, you like
men, Gerald Ford
dies, and we're screwed.
You know?
And everybody's hearing it from Dan
Rather.
All right, all right.
All right.
What's this for?
This one is for if we're invaded by
Zimbabwe.
I might still be the anchor of Zimbabwe
invaded us.
Yeah, if you'll break the Gerald Ford
story, you will.
All righty, all righty.
Very nice.
A little sadder, please.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Dimba.
Ola Bumbe.
Now Ford.
Ola.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
We now rejoin the one man show,
Mark Twain Tonight, as performed by Stop,
already in progress.
Ooh
ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Uh..
uh huh Uh huh Uh Oh!
Uh huh Uh huh
From ABC News, This Week, with David
Brinkley.
Welcome to the program.
This week, in the interest of rating and
garnering younger viewers, we have decided
to broadcast live from the Wild World
Adventure theme park, where we'll be
riding the thrilling new ride,
Satan, Revenge.
With me, as usual, are George Will,
Sam Donaldson, and Cokie Roberts.
George, with the Japanese making an
economic comeback, is there a pressure to
put the protectionism of Buchanan on the
platform?
David, I think it's
unfair to criticize the
message because you
don't like the messenger.
This is not unlike the first
baseman, not liking Oh, my God!
Oh, knock it off, George!
Everyone knows those policies like an old
Republican protectionist tool!
Everyone knows
All right, I'm okay now.
Find that song in there!
Because of my dream age, I am physically
unable to show emotions, and else I would
surely be screaming like a giddy little
girl.
I'm going to be sick!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
This part of the ride is particularly
terrible.
Apparently, George is terrified of facing
the facts!
It's Casey Stengel, and, oh, my God,
I'm going
Oh, come on, George!
You never need to have your Republican
power!
You never need to have your Republican
power!
It's not fair!
Oh!
Well, sometimes it happens.
What a pussy!
Shut up, Kev!
I said
With us now is Japanese Trade Minister,
Nobutani Orita.
Minister, what's your take on America's
trade policy?
Let's go again!
Let's go again!
I
want to assure our viewers that, though I
can show no emotion, I have soiled myself.
Let's move on!
Let's move on!
And now it's time to
announce the winning
numbers for today's
Mega Jackpot $16 million.
The winning numbers
are 15 35
16 and 8.
8!
We won!
We won!
We won!
We won!
Right!
Yes!
Governor Pataki.
It is my pleasure as Governor of New York
to present What are your names again?
Mike McDouche.
Lucille Balls.
Mike and Lucille, it's my pleasure to
present you with this check for $16 million.
Could you just hold that check just for a
second?
Because we're gonna go to the bathroom.
That's right.
Because we gotta let go.
We'll be My hands are dirty.
Back with the check.
We'll be Hold on.
Oh, God.
We now return to the new Rush Limbaugh
show.
Now, apparently, Dane
Hillary would have us believe
that the Whitewater charges
are not, uh, in any way.
He's some Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, man.
You guys are always watching the Dana
Carvey show.
It's really funny, man.
They had this, uh, you know, David Brinkley
is on, like, a roller coaster and stuff.
And then everyone was puking.
And they just run away every time.
And they win the lottery.
And then they just run it and they're
laughing.
It's a guy with
Clinton's Yeah.
And they're in bed.
And then he runs away.
And then he gives a speech.
It's really good.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
And then they did this other thing.
It's really funny.
It's just great.
Sounds good.
Schmuck.
I'm getting a lot of press lately,
you know.
I mean, New York Magazine.
I mean, people, you know, can say what
they want.
I mean, I'm not an angry person.
I mean, I don't respect Newt Gingrich.
I don't appreciate when Alan Dershowitz
lies to me, but, I mean, you know.
I get a lot of calls
and grateful people
calling and thanking me
for speaking out on O.J.
and the homeless.
I mean, I'm not a crazy actor.
You know, I'm a person, and, I mean,
a lot of actors are doing this now.
They've got shows, and I'm proud.
I mean, you know, I mean, Jeff Goldblum
has a new show, and he's got a lot of
things to say, important things,
and we've got a clip here, and I think,
you know, you're
going to, I mean, it's, you
know, I mean, I, you
know, I really think that,
the environment wants, needs,
preservation.
We could put a man on the moon,
we could regenerate dinosaurs
from fossil DNA, but, I,
I, I just want to feel free.
Like saying to the world, look at me,
let's go, catch me if you can.
I mean, that's a good point.
You know, people say we're just actors,
but, I mean, it's just that, you know,
I mean, uh,
I mean, you know, people, I mean,
shouldn't, suddenly, I mean, our whole
society, I mean, everybody, I mean, you
know, everybody can say whatever they want.
I mean, anyway, Gene Wilder has a new
show, and he was Willy Wonka, I mean,
he's a very articulate advocate for a lot
of, a lot of hearing, and, you know,
I mean, take a look,
because this is, you
know, I mean, you
know, it's just to see this.
He says, I'm not asking you, I'm telling
you!
You militia people!
Are you crazy?
Are you nuts?
You want to fight the federal government
with tanks?
Are you insane?
I will not!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
You know, he's a little, I mean,
um, I don't know, I mean, I wish him well,
it's just that it's not easy, and,
uh, you know.
Now Abe Vigoda, he was
fish, I mean, we all love fish,
you know, and now he's
speaking out on the issues.
He's got a show, and he's showing us all
how to do this.
And it's just, he's here
and you'll, well, you should
see what he's, you know,
I mean, it's, uh, Yeah.
Clinton's a schmuck.
I mean, that's just, uh, you know,
I mean, I mean, that's just, um,
you know, I mean, I mean, that's just,
uh
From the ABC Broadcast Center in New York,
it's the Dana Carvey Show.
This is our season finale.
We don't have a lot
of time because we've
got a lot of great stuff
we want to show you.
I just want to do one quick thing.
This is my impression of Katharine Hepburn
trying to start her car.
Ready?
Good evening.
President Clinton is
about to make a statement
concerning the ongoing
crisis in the Middle East.
We're told that he will be here in just a
moment.
So we're ready to start, fellas,
or what?
Yes, sir.
All righty.
Mr. President, if I could just have a
moment of your time.
Well, I'm pretty busy.
I mean, who are you, anyway?
I'm your new advisor, John Smiley.
All right.
New advisor.
New advisor.
Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
What can I do for you?
Well, the thing is, I got a joke for you.
A joke?
Well, I don't know if this is the best
time for a joke.
I'm kind of busy.
No, no.
It's a good time.
Trust me.
It's a real knee slapper.
You're going to love it.
All right.
Well, just make it fast.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Right, man.
You're right.
That's funny stuff.
All right.
That is funny stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the
United States.
I got to go, man.
That is hilarious.
All right.
You enjoy that joke.
All right.
Well, good evening.
Good evening, everybody.
I will be making a brief statement about
this crisis that we are about to
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Then I'll take a few questions.
As we all know, the Middle East
I'm sorry.
All right.
Just even I'm sorry, but
we can no longer tolerate
I'm just kidding.
What is he doing?
Falling into a trap.
That's what he's doing.
Driven to desperation by the falling poll
numbers of his sputtering campaign for
president, the senior senator from Kansas
has become a man of a thousand faces.
Go undercover.
Surprising news.
Surprising news today from Washington.
As Al Gore has shocked pundits by
endorsing Bob Dole.
In the race for president.
Hey, I'm Vice President Al Gore.
That's right.
That's me, Al Gore.
Look at me go.
Al Gore.
Here to endorse Bob Dole for president.
I like Bob Dole.
Al Gore thinks Bob Dole's got good at
ideas.
Al Gore's gonna Bob Dole's
gonna Al Gore's gonna vote for Dole.
Well, you should vote for Al Gore.
No.
Mr. Vice President.
Yes.
Why would you endorse someone who is
clearly your nemesis?
Charlie Horse.
Gotta go.
Oh, man.
Hillary, I I can't believe
Al Gore did that to me.
I mean, that's all I need.
I mean, what should I do, honey?
I'll tell you what to do.
I'll tell you what to do.
Admit your involvement in white water.
That's what you should do.
What?
Honey, I had nothing to do with that.
Well, so what?
Pretend you did.
People like that.
Get their sympathy.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Hillary Clinton says it's a good idea.
Is that right?
That's right.
Mr. Hillary Clinton.
That's right, Sweet Baby Cakes.
You know something, Sweet Baby?
Yes.
You're not only the smartest woman in the
world, but you are the most beautiful.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I love you.
I love you, too.
Admit to white water.
Honey, I will.
But first, I'm feeling a little bit
frisky, you know?
I mean, what do you say we give old
position 48 a try?
The Dana Carvey Show presents Germans Who
Say Nice Things That Come Out Wrong.
Those big sweaters really hide your ass!
Your wife!
I bet you know where to get some snack
food!
You didn't spare the expense of that to
pay!
I see by your beard that you enjoy
SpaghettiOs!
You are
Excuse me.
Yeah, excuse me.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Uh We'd like to ball.
Can we have a lane?
Sure.
Take lane 18.
Okay.
Could we rent some shoes?
It's five dollars for shoes.
Okay.
What size?
Ten.
Yeah, me too.
Size ten.
I can't.
He should be giving me one of your shoes.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's my shoe.
Yeah, here's my shoe.
Yeah, I'll be right back with your bowling
shoes.
Okay.
All right, we'll wait right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, kids.
Don't drink and
Um
Okay.
Read.
All right, who are we up to?
We're, uh, still on Presidents.
Uh, Gerald Ford.
Oh, Ford's in good shape.
He plays golf.
Just covering our bases, Tom.
You never know.
All right, all right.
Okay.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 83.
Okay, and one for next year, please.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 84.
Um, a little sadder.
All right, all right.
Gerald Ford, dead today at age 84.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, now what?
Uh, now let's do one for if he's shot.
What are the chances of that?
We're just covering contingencies,
Tom.
Yeah, but I mean, it just seems like
Look, look, you're the one who wants to
hang out in East Hampton all summer.
I mean, we gotta be ready with something
just in case, Tom, okay?
If he's shot, here we go.
All right.
Gerald Ford shot dead today at age 83.
Um, add the word senseless.
Yes.
All right.
Gerald Ford shot dead today at the
senseless age of 83.
Um, um All right, all
right, all right, all right.
Gerald Ford senselessly shot dead at the
age of 83.
Good.
Okay, now suicide.
What?
Just read it.
All right.
Gerald Ford dead today after jumping out
of an office building senselessly.
It's a nice touch with senselessly.
All right, all right.
Okay, uh, moving on.
Gerald Ford dead today from an overdose of
crack cocaine.
Good, good.
Next.
All right.
Stunning news from Michigan as former
president Gerald Ford was chopped into
little bits by the propeller of a commuter
plane.
Very good, one take.
All right, we got it.
Uh, no, we got, uh, eaten by wolves.
What?
No, come on.
Come on.
Just read it, please, Tom.
Gerald Ford isn't gonna be eaten by
wolves.
Taft was.
Really?
Taft?
Uh, yeah.
All right.
A tragedy today is former president Gerald
Ford was eaten by wolves.
He was delicious.
Oh, wait.
That's just superfluous.
All right.
It's a former president, Tom.
What are you saying?
He's not delicious?
Fine, fine.
What's, what's next?
All right.
The double story.
All right.
A fireball destroyed France today and
Gerald Ford is dead.
Now, what are the odds of that?
Come on.
Fine.
Look, fine.
We'll get Stone Phillips to do it,
okay?
I'm sure Stone Phillips, uh, will be just
thrilled to break a story like that.
All right.
All right.
Let's keep moving.
All right.
Stunning news from Yorba Linda
today as Richard Nixon's corpse
climbed out of its grave and
strangled Gerald Ford to death.
Stay next.
Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a
circus lion in a convenience store.
Next.
Good.
All right.
Uh, Gerald Ford is dead today and I'm gay.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's What?
What?
That'd be a huge story.
Ford dying and you coming out?
But I'm not gay.
Yeah, today you're not gay.
Then one day, you know,
you wake up, you like
men, Gerald Ford
dies, and we're screwed.
You know?
And everybody's hearing it from Dan
Rather.
All right, all right.
All right.
What's this for?
This one is for if we're invaded by
Zimbabwe.
I might still be the anchor of Zimbabwe
invaded us.
Yeah, if you'll break the Gerald Ford
story, you will.
All righty, all righty.
Very nice.
A little sadder, please.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Dimba.
Ola Bumbe.
Now Ford.
Ola.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
Ola Bumbe.
We now rejoin the one man show,
Mark Twain Tonight, as performed by Stop,
already in progress.
Ooh
ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Uh..
uh huh Uh huh Uh Oh!
Uh huh Uh huh
From ABC News, This Week, with David
Brinkley.
Welcome to the program.
This week, in the interest of rating and
garnering younger viewers, we have decided
to broadcast live from the Wild World
Adventure theme park, where we'll be
riding the thrilling new ride,
Satan, Revenge.
With me, as usual, are George Will,
Sam Donaldson, and Cokie Roberts.
George, with the Japanese making an
economic comeback, is there a pressure to
put the protectionism of Buchanan on the
platform?
David, I think it's
unfair to criticize the
message because you
don't like the messenger.
This is not unlike the first
baseman, not liking Oh, my God!
Oh, knock it off, George!
Everyone knows those policies like an old
Republican protectionist tool!
Everyone knows
All right, I'm okay now.
Find that song in there!
Because of my dream age, I am physically
unable to show emotions, and else I would
surely be screaming like a giddy little
girl.
I'm going to be sick!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
This part of the ride is particularly
terrible.
Apparently, George is terrified of facing
the facts!
It's Casey Stengel, and, oh, my God,
I'm going
Oh, come on, George!
You never need to have your Republican
power!
You never need to have your Republican
power!
It's not fair!
Oh!
Well, sometimes it happens.
What a pussy!
Shut up, Kev!
I said
With us now is Japanese Trade Minister,
Nobutani Orita.
Minister, what's your take on America's
trade policy?
Let's go again!
Let's go again!
I
want to assure our viewers that, though I
can show no emotion, I have soiled myself.
Let's move on!
Let's move on!
And now it's time to
announce the winning
numbers for today's
Mega Jackpot $16 million.
The winning numbers
are 15 35
16 and 8.
8!
We won!
We won!
We won!
We won!
Right!
Yes!
Governor Pataki.
It is my pleasure as Governor of New York
to present What are your names again?
Mike McDouche.
Lucille Balls.
Mike and Lucille, it's my pleasure to
present you with this check for $16 million.
Could you just hold that check just for a
second?
Because we're gonna go to the bathroom.
That's right.
Because we gotta let go.
We'll be My hands are dirty.
Back with the check.
We'll be Hold on.
Oh, God.
We now return to the new Rush Limbaugh
show.
Now, apparently, Dane
Hillary would have us believe
that the Whitewater charges
are not, uh, in any way.
He's some Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, man.
You guys are always watching the Dana
Carvey show.
It's really funny, man.
They had this, uh, you know, David Brinkley
is on, like, a roller coaster and stuff.
And then everyone was puking.
And they just run away every time.
And they win the lottery.
And then they just run it and they're
laughing.
It's a guy with
Clinton's Yeah.
And they're in bed.
And then he runs away.
And then he gives a speech.
It's really good.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
And then they did this other thing.
It's really funny.
It's just great.
Sounds good.
Schmuck.