The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e08 Episode Script

1
Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Ooh.
Ooh, hey, there's a good one.
Ready?
Now!
Hey, hey.
Un-handle me, you guys.
One two three.
No, this bouncin' Tigger's
not touchin' those bubbles.
If you're going to
bounce in mud puddles,
you're going to take baths.
Ooh. No, wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
Ooh.
There.
Done.
What's the matter?
Too clean for you?
Oh, no, very clean indeed.
But, uh
Who are you?
Tigger. Who else would I be,
for goodness sake?
But you Why,
you couldn't possibly be Tigger.
Tiggers have stripes.
My stripes!
Where did they go?
Tigger, are you hiding in here?
Oh. Hello.
I'm Pooh Bear.
Have we met?
Buddy bear, it's me.
Of course it is.
Uh, but me who?
Hmm. Good question.
Tigger.
Oh, Tigger.
Hmm. He must have
gone home.
I'm not Tigger?
Hm. I wonder who I am.
Well, you do have
two ears and a tail.
Perhaps, you're
you're a rabbit?
Hey, yeah.
He doesn't have stripes either.
Maybe I am a rabbit.
Oh, I'm glad that's settled.
Wait a minute.
I don't know how to be a rabbit.
What do I do?
Rabbit, you've been a rabbit
longer than anyone I know of.
Could you teach him?
Yeah, Rabbit.
Will you teach me everything
you know about rabbiting?
Would you please, huh, please?
Oh.
Well I guess.
If I have to.
The most important thing
to a rabbit
is his garden.
Right, fellow bunny.
Here. Your first lesson
in being a rabbit
is to protect my
prize winning tomatoes.
Don't let any insects near them.
Why, I'll guard your tomatey-os
as if they were
my very own "vegebables,"
fellow rabbit.
Hmm. See that you do.
Hut, two, three, furr.
Hut, two, three, furr.
Hut, two, three, furr.
Hut, two, three, furr.
Halt.
Who crawls there?
Oh, you're hungry,
huh, buggy boy?
Well, I guess
one tomatey-o won't hurt.
Uh, just don't tell
the other rabbit, okay?
Oh, no!
You didn't!
You did!
Oh, fellow rabbit,
it's just one hungry,
defenseless little bug.
But you don't understand.
He'll tell his friends
where there's food,
and
Oh, no!
My prize winning tomatoes.
My b-beautiful garden.
Gone!
Get out!
Get out of here,
you you pest!
Guess I'm not
a rabbit after all.
Say, I wonder if I'm a bear?
I can't see a thing
under this hat.
Don't worry.
That helps to confuse the bees.
Oh, hello.
Wasn't expecting anyone
to bump into me today.
Oh, sorry, Eeyore.
I got no "visinability"
as a bear.
Perfectly understandable,
Tigger.
Pooh, Eeyore
just called me a tigger.
But you're a bear.
Remember?
Oh, yes, yes.
Now this is a honey tree.
See?
And a hard one, too.
Yow!
Ooh. Not afraid to come out
in the open and fight me, huh?
I don't think
I want to be a bear.
It gives me a heady-ache.
Don't worry.
We'll find out what you are.
Ooh, I look like
a Christmas tree.
Y-yes, well, I I'm afraid
you're too big to be a piglet.
We can't all be
very small animals.
Oh, I just love the holidays.
A yuletide celebration.
A Tigger tree and everything.
How festive.
Obviously, I wasn't invited.
This is "ridickerous."
I don't want to be
a Scotch pine.
Oh, I do wish Tigger were here.
Perhaps he could
think of something.
Hey. Maybe I am a Tigger.
No. I'm afraid he's
the only one.
And he has stripes.
Oh, uh, couldn't we
paint stripes on him?
No, no.
Oh, stop.
Stop it, I
Mm. Sort of stunning,
wouldn't you say?
You know, I think
you could be a Tigger.
Uh, you think
I could be a Tigger?
I'm a Tigger.
I'm a Tigger!
I'm a Tigger!
I'm not a Tigger.
I'm not a tigger.
I'm not a rabbit.
I'm not a bear.
Huh. And I'm sure not
a piglet.
I'm not an anything.
What is a guy
when he's a nothin'?
Nothin' but stuffin'.
Ain't even got a name.
I know I've changed ♪
On the outside ♪
But on the inside ♪
I feel the same ♪
Maybe someday ♪
I'll know who I am ♪
But for right now ♪
Somehow
I don't have a name.
Hello, Tigger.
You know, that's
the third time today
you've called me Tigger.
Well, aren't ya?
No. I don't have
any stripes.
Ah, doesn't matter.
You're still Tigger.
On the inside.
I didn't know eeyores
had x-ray vision.
Nah, don't need it.
You'll always be Tigger.
It's all in the stuffing.
You mean, I'm a Tigger
no matter what?
Well, of course.
Ya-hoo!
Nothin' to get hysterical about.
Well, what do ya know?
A stripe.
My stripe!
I got a stripe!
Uh, Pooh, do you hear that?
Ooh.
Hiya, buddy bear.
Oh.
[chuckles.
Hello, Tigger.
He called me Tigger.
Well, Pooh boy,
I got my stripes back.
Uh, all except for one.
Thanks, buddy boy.
Now I'm a Tigger on the outside,
and a Tigger on the inside, too.
Well, I got a lot of
bouncing to catch up on.
Goodbye, Tigger.
Hey, wait a minute.
Ahh.
That's more like a Tigger.
TTFN.
Ta-ta for now.
Pooh. Piglet.
Where are you?
It's Christopher Robin.
Look.
Aww.
I guess they don't want to
come to the birthday party.
It's his birthday.
We didn't get him any presents.
There's only one thing to do.
Quick. This way.
Shouldn't we have gotten
Christopher Robin
some real presents?
Hey, we're real, ain't we?
Besides,
we're the best presents a kid could get.
Boy, this is the best present
any kid could get.
Pooh Bear.
Hmm. Where is everybody?
Isn't it time to
yell "surprise"?
'Fraid not, buddy boy.
We're too late.
Christopher Robin's
already got the best present
that any kid could get.
And
It isn't us.
Well, I want to know
just what it is.
Careful, Rabbit.
That isn't ours.
It belongs to Christopher Robin.
Ooh-hoo!
Ta-dah.
All right.
Kid, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Just my way of sayin'
a big happy birthday
to little old you.
So come on, kid.
We're gonna have some
fun, fun, fun.
Uh, kid?
Hey, where'd he go?
Kid. Kid.
Aww. He unwounded.
Hey, kid.
Uh, hey, uh, where'd he go?
Hey, wha what kind of toys
are you guys supposed to be?
Well, this is Piglet.
And Tigger.
And Rabbit.
And I'm Winnie the Pooh.
But you can call me
It's priceless.
A Pooh named Winnie?
Don't look now,
but I think this ape's
one banana short of a bunch.
Aww, come on.
You've got
Listen, uh
C-can any of you old timers
direct me to the party?
I got a kid to make happy, huh?
Well, who are you calling
old timers?
For your information,
the kid is a friend of ours.
Christopher Robin.
And just who are you?
I'm Bruno,
the best present
a kid could get.
I walk, I talk,
I sing, ♪
I dance.
I'm the A-number one
top toy around.
Yeah? Says who?
Well, it says right here,
right on the box, see?
"Hey, kids,
once you play with a genuine Bruno"
That's me.
"You'll throw those
old-fashioned toys away."
And that's you.
Oh. Th-th-throw us away?
If anybody's getting
thrown away,
it's you.
Not when Christopher Robin
sees what I can do.
Oh, yeah? Well,
we can do lots of stuff, too.
Yeah, sure, sure, yeah.
What say we find out?
Now, if I can't do
everything you can do,
I'll hit the road.
Course, if I can
Then you guys gotta leave.
Vamoose. Go away.
Forever.
F-f-f-forever?
Would you want Christopher Robin
to be stuck with a bunch of
second rate toys?
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Well, I'm a first rate bouncer.
Uh, how about you?
Me? Can I bounce?
Not bad.
For a beginner.
But how about this?
This is embarrassing.
Hmph. Grandstanding
if you ask me.
Uh, how are you at horticulture?
Horsey what?
Ha. Just as I suspected.
You know nothing
about gardening.
I didn't just fall off
the carrot truck.
You want gardening?
I'll show you gardening.
Oh, my.
Oh, my!
And what do you do best?
Well, uh, that is, uh
Well nothing.
Oh, what a joke.
Next.
So, butter ball, what do you do?
Hm. Well,
I do "me" things.
"You" things?
No. "Who" things.
Yeah, Brunos.
Like finding honey.
That's right.
Why, our Pooh Bear
could have that honey
in no time.
It's honey time.
As you can see, uh
I am the best toy.
Oh, dear.
Perhaps you shouldn't have
wound him up, Pooh.
I'm going to miss
Christopher Robin.
Can't believe that this morning
we were such good friends.
Until that "gorillia"
threw a monkey wrench
into things.
I'll miss
Christopher Robin, too.
If only I could
hear his voice once more.
Pooh Bear.
Why, my honey pot sounds
just like Christopher Robin.
Hey, what's going on?
They're movin' on, that's what.
Hittin' the road,
adiós,goin' bye-bye.
You mean, you're leaving?
Bruno's the best present
anyone could get.
Yeah.
He out-bounced me.
His garden grew
better than mine.
He smackereled
an entire bee hive.
Whole.
Not a drop left.
I checked.
We want you have the best,
Christopher Robin.
And since we aren't the best
Silly old bear.
I love you all for what you are,
not what you can do.
Bruno's not for me.
I'm not gonna keep him.
What?!
The best present
any kid could ever get,
and I'm being
shipped out?
You're not keeping him?
Of course not.
He's a present for my friend,
not for me.
Oh, that's a hot one.
You hear that, Bruno?
Bruno?
Hey, where'd that
big ape get to?
Hm. The way he moves,
that silly chimp could be
halfway to China by now.
I wonder where I am.
Probably halfway to China.
China.
Nobody'll want me there, either.
Nothin' for me to do
but just unwind.
Bruno.
Hey, banana breath!
Hurry, let's get cranking.
Whoa, whoa.
Uh, I got a kink in my neck.
You must have
a kink in your head
runnin' off like that.
Uh, what are you doin' here?
We were worried about you.
Why would you worry about me?
Because you are the best toy
any kid could ever get.
You told us yourself.
Yeah, constantly.
Look, these are my friends.
You'll be my friend's friend.
And you'll be happy
just like we are.
No kiddin'?
Well, then,
what are we waitin' for?
Come on, you guys,
now wrap me up pretty.
I got a birthday party
to go to, huh?
A birthday party?
Did he say birthday party?
There. Good as new.
Bye, Bruno.
Good luck.
Christopher Robin,
do you think that perhaps
Bruno would take me along?
Why, Pooh?
Well
Where there's a birthday party,
there's cake.
And where there's cake,
there's a rumbly in my tumbly.
Silly old bear.