The Scooby-Doo Show (1976) s01e08 Episode Script
The No-Face Zombie Chase Case
609
Oh, wow, a 6-foot hero sandwich.
Hey, wait. lf you start in the middle,
the whole thing will fall apart.
That makes sense.
Hey, how about me?
This is my half, Scooby.
Like, you eat from the other end.
Oh, no.
Help.
Like, what's with you, Scoob?
You look like you've just seen a ghost.
A ghost?
A zombie.
-Zoinks, a zombie?
-What did the zombie look like, Scooby?
He had no face.
He had no face?
A no-face zombie?
You sure you haven't had too much
hero sandwich, Scooby?
Scooby may be right, gang.
Something big's going on out there.
l'm the owner of the coin shop,
lieutenant.
The robber knew eactly what he was after
and took only one thing.
Oh, what was that?
The Golden Galleon,
a rare 16th-century coin.
Oh, l should have known
this would happen.
How come?
Over a hundred years ago,
its owner placed a curse on the coin.
Bad luck to anyone who possessed it.
He swore he'd reclaim the coin one day
and his zombie has been roaming
the earth for centuries to find it.
Curse? Zombie?
Look, sir, l'm only after the facts.
Too bad there were no witnesses.
-There was a witness, lieutenant.
-Who?
-Him.
-Him?
Yes, sir. He saw a no-face zombie.
Show him, Scoob.
No face. No face.
First a curse, then a zombie.
And now, a canine comic.
Look, kids, why don't you all go home and
watch TV. l have important work to do.
What a neat mystery.
A coin with a curse
and a zombie with no face.
The lieutenant didn't buy it.
l wish there was some way
we could prove what Scooby saw.
There he is. Look, look.
No face.
-Scooby was right.
-Let's follow him.
Like, now he's chasing us.
Two can play at that game.
Hang on, gang.
Faster, Fred. He's trying to lose us.
Let him, let him.
Weird. He went into the
Dilly Dally Dolly Company.
What do we do now?
We just knock on the door
and tell the night watchman
there's a zombie in there dilly-dallying
with the dollies.
Then we go home and watch TV
like the lieutenant said.
-Who are you?
-Never mind who l am. Who are you?
And what are you kids doing here
at this time of night?
A zombie robbed a coin shop, sir.
And we chased him into this doll factory.
Are you kids putting me on?
-No, sir. May we come in and look around?
-No.
lt's coffee break time
for me and the zombie.
Now beat it.
Charming fellow.
At least he had a face.
Look.
Creepers. He's in there.
And if we're gonna solve this mystery,
we've got to get in there.
See anything, Fred?
Yeah.
A room stuffed full of stuffed animals.
What about the zombie?
l see him. l see him.
And he's got the coin case.
We've got to get somebody in there.
Let me see, Fred.
That's not eactly what l had in mind.
Help. Let me out of here.
Rela, Scoob.
Those animals are only stuffed toys.
The no-face zombie.
Look, there he is again.
Scooby's in big trouble.
We gotta rescue Scooby.
Don't worry, Shag, we'll get in.
We're all set, Daphne.
And so are we, fellas.
Here you go.
l shifted the wrong thingamajig.
Try again, Daphne.
Scooby's gone.
Nothing in here but toys.
Toys? Zoinks, this one's alive.
Shaggy.
Boy, am l glad to see you.
Scooby's okay, gals.
Here comes a car.
You girls better hide
until we can see who it is.
Okay.
What's that forklift doing there?
Oh, someone's been messing around.
Put it back in the garage
and then join me in the office.
Duck.
Oh, no. He's got the girls in the crate.
We sure picked a great hiding place.
Daphne and Velma are in the garage.
Let's get down there.
Creepers. This door is against something.
We could be trapped in here forever.
There's the hearse.
And there's the crate.
Daphne, Velma, are you okay?
Yes, but we're trapped.
Don't worry. Like, l'll un-trap you.
Get off the loading ramp, Shag.
Go forward.
l'm trying. l'm trying.
How do you work this thing?
-Are you all right?
-l think so.
l-- l think not. Look.
That's them. The same ones.
-Who are you?
-And what are you doing in our factory?
-Are you Mr. Dilly and Mr. Dally?
-Yes.
-We can eplain, sir.
-Well, you'd better.
-You see, sir, it started when--
-The watchman told us, miss.
A zombie stole a valuable coin
and you chased him here.
-That's right, Mr. Dally.
-A likely story.
You kids stay here in the office.
lf there's a zombie in the building,
we'll find him.
l'll check the storeroom.
This suits me just fine.
Let someone else creep around this creepy
factory looking for that creepy zombie.
Yeah, someone else.
Hey.
Careful, Scoob. That's a boing kangaroo.
Boing kangaroo?
Don't play with the merchandise, Scooby.
lf we break it, we may have to buy it.
Shucks.
What could be keeping them so long?
l don't know.
l wonder if they've found anything?
Hey, gang, l think l've found something.
Look. Someone tore
three pages out of this magazine.
Do you think the zombie did it?
lf he did, he's coming back
for the rest of it.
Take cover, gang. Hide.
Scooby's in trouble. What will we do?
Look. Magic.
Watch carefully.
Abracadabra. Alakazam.
Scooby got the Golden Galleon.
-Great magic act, Scoob.
-Thank you.
Like, now let's pull a disappearing act.
Oh, l hope this elevator's going down.
Up, down, sideways, who cares?
This elevator was taken.
Quick, Scooby, in here.
A dead end. There's no place to hide.
Look.
Great idea, Scoob.
We'll hide in a pile of popcorn.
Let's find Shaggy and Scooby
and get out of here.
They're not in here.
Creepers. A live popcorn ball.
What are you doing in that popcorn?
Like, we were hiding,
but it smelled so good, now we're eating.
Yeah, eating.
Look, gang, while we're all together,
let's get organized.
Shaggy, you and Scooby follow up
on this magazine clue.
-Like, how?
-Simple.
Slip out to a newsstand and buy one.
Then we can see what has been torn out.
l'll call the lieutenant and tell him
we have the Golden Galleon.
Hello?
Yeah, this is the lieutenant.
You're at the Dilly Dally Dolly Company?
You have the coin?
Dilly, Dally and the watchman
have disappeared?
The zombie is there?
And now a huge gorilla is in on the act?
Look, if this is some kind of joke.
lt's no joke?
The lieutenant wants us to stay here
until he arrives.
Stay here?
That's bad news.
Listen.
Creepers. lt's the no-face creep.
Let's have some refreshment before
we go to the newsstand, Scoob.
Thank you.
On second thought,
let's go to the newsstand now.
He doesn't want us to leave.
Quick, in there.
Hang on, Fred.
l think he's gone.
So is the Golden Galleon.
Oh, no. We've gotta get that coin back
before the lieutenant gets here.
That door's locked. Let's go this way.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Sorry, pal, no riders.
Creepers. King Kong again.
l think we've lost gargantua, Scoob.
l hope so.
We lost the gorilla,
but we found the zombie.
Help.
Help. Help. Help.
Help. Help. Help.
When we were trying to get away
from the zombie, he was everywhere.
And now that we're looking for him,
he's disappeared.
-Boy, am l glad to see you.
-Shaggy.
Did you find a new copy of the magazine?
Magazine? l can't even find Scooby.
King Kong wouldn't let us out.
-Help.
-l think l hear Scooby.
Help.
Help.
-lt's coming from the toy duplicating room.
-Help.
Help.
Help. Help. Help.
Help. Help. Help.
-A thousand Scoobys.
-Help. Help.
-And they're all chicken.
-Help. Help. Help.
-He must have fallen into the toy duplicator.
-Help.
-Yeah, but which one's our Scooby?
-Help.
-There's one sure way to find out.
-Help. Help.
-Will the real Scooby-Doo please stand up
-Help. Help.
for a Scooby Snack?
-Thank you.
-Now will you get a copy of the magazine?
One copy, coming up.
A clean getaway, Scoob.
Now to find old no-face
and get that coin back.
Yeah. The lieutenant
will be here any minute now.
Speaking of no-face, look.
He seems to be looking for someone too.
Let's follow him.
This is it, Scoob.
Like, l'll pay the man and we'll split.
Gorilla. Gorilla.
-Faster, Scoob, faster.
-Faster? How?
l know it's the wrong thing to do,
but let's try to catch a ride.
Oh, boy, like, a ride.
Thanks. You can drop us off at the--
Faster, Scoob, faster.
Now we've got him.
Or vice versa.
How do we get the coin
away from the creep?
Mama. Mama.
Mama. Mama. Mama.
Mama.
-Oh, now you've done it.
-Mama. Mama.
Mama. Mama. Mama.
He gave the doll room to pass.
And he gave me a neat idea.
-Mama. Mama. Mama.
-Mama. Mama. Mama.
Help.
We're in luck, Scooby.
Like, it's a police car.
lt's you and the canine comedian again.
What were you running from?
We thought you were a gorilla, sir.
Yeah, gorilla.
Oh, boy, here we go again.
Well, we have the Golden Galleon,
let's get out of this daffy dollhouse.
The lieutenant said to wait for him.
We'll meet him halfway.
Now do you believe us, lieutenant?
l believe you've recovered the coins, kids.
But a zombie?
-What was that?
-That was a zombie.
-l'll get him.
-And we'll help you.
Look out.
What happened?
l'm afraid the zombie will never
be the same, lieutenant.
The no-face zombie was only
a computerized robot.
Congratulations, kids.
We have the coin again.
Correction, we had the coin again.
After him.
Look out.
How do you stop this thing?
He's heading for the basement, Shaggy.
Stop him.
Put it in reverse, Scooby.
Reverse?
Great work, guys.
That was quick thinking.
Shucks, it was nothing.
This Golden Galleon may be a rare coin,
but what would a gorilla want with it?
lt's not a gorilla, sir.
lt's.
lt's Mr. Dilly.
And this magazine Shaggy and Scooby
brought back
is a clue to why he wanted the coin.
Listen.
''The legendary curse
of the Golden Galleon.
ln spite of the curse
attached to this rare coin
the sultan of Swathili
has offered $1 million for it.''
A million dollars?
And l would have succeeded
if it hadn't been for these meddling kids.
Dilly built the zombie and programmed
it to steal the coin
and deliver it to him here
at the factory.
The zombie was trying to find Dilly
to give him the coin
-but we kept showing up.
-Right.
Why this gorilla costume?
He was trying to scare
us out of the building
before we uncovered his scheme.
And we found Mr. Dally and the night
watchman locked up in the storeroom.
Hurry. Like, Mr. Dally was so appreciative,
he said he'd open the cafeteria to us.
Six hamburgers with mustard,
relish, onions and pickles.
-Me too.
-l'm sorry.
You're too late, fellas.
They're all gone.
All gone?
Oh, no.
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Oh, wow, a 6-foot hero sandwich.
Hey, wait. lf you start in the middle,
the whole thing will fall apart.
That makes sense.
Hey, how about me?
This is my half, Scooby.
Like, you eat from the other end.
Oh, no.
Help.
Like, what's with you, Scoob?
You look like you've just seen a ghost.
A ghost?
A zombie.
-Zoinks, a zombie?
-What did the zombie look like, Scooby?
He had no face.
He had no face?
A no-face zombie?
You sure you haven't had too much
hero sandwich, Scooby?
Scooby may be right, gang.
Something big's going on out there.
l'm the owner of the coin shop,
lieutenant.
The robber knew eactly what he was after
and took only one thing.
Oh, what was that?
The Golden Galleon,
a rare 16th-century coin.
Oh, l should have known
this would happen.
How come?
Over a hundred years ago,
its owner placed a curse on the coin.
Bad luck to anyone who possessed it.
He swore he'd reclaim the coin one day
and his zombie has been roaming
the earth for centuries to find it.
Curse? Zombie?
Look, sir, l'm only after the facts.
Too bad there were no witnesses.
-There was a witness, lieutenant.
-Who?
-Him.
-Him?
Yes, sir. He saw a no-face zombie.
Show him, Scoob.
No face. No face.
First a curse, then a zombie.
And now, a canine comic.
Look, kids, why don't you all go home and
watch TV. l have important work to do.
What a neat mystery.
A coin with a curse
and a zombie with no face.
The lieutenant didn't buy it.
l wish there was some way
we could prove what Scooby saw.
There he is. Look, look.
No face.
-Scooby was right.
-Let's follow him.
Like, now he's chasing us.
Two can play at that game.
Hang on, gang.
Faster, Fred. He's trying to lose us.
Let him, let him.
Weird. He went into the
Dilly Dally Dolly Company.
What do we do now?
We just knock on the door
and tell the night watchman
there's a zombie in there dilly-dallying
with the dollies.
Then we go home and watch TV
like the lieutenant said.
-Who are you?
-Never mind who l am. Who are you?
And what are you kids doing here
at this time of night?
A zombie robbed a coin shop, sir.
And we chased him into this doll factory.
Are you kids putting me on?
-No, sir. May we come in and look around?
-No.
lt's coffee break time
for me and the zombie.
Now beat it.
Charming fellow.
At least he had a face.
Look.
Creepers. He's in there.
And if we're gonna solve this mystery,
we've got to get in there.
See anything, Fred?
Yeah.
A room stuffed full of stuffed animals.
What about the zombie?
l see him. l see him.
And he's got the coin case.
We've got to get somebody in there.
Let me see, Fred.
That's not eactly what l had in mind.
Help. Let me out of here.
Rela, Scoob.
Those animals are only stuffed toys.
The no-face zombie.
Look, there he is again.
Scooby's in big trouble.
We gotta rescue Scooby.
Don't worry, Shag, we'll get in.
We're all set, Daphne.
And so are we, fellas.
Here you go.
l shifted the wrong thingamajig.
Try again, Daphne.
Scooby's gone.
Nothing in here but toys.
Toys? Zoinks, this one's alive.
Shaggy.
Boy, am l glad to see you.
Scooby's okay, gals.
Here comes a car.
You girls better hide
until we can see who it is.
Okay.
What's that forklift doing there?
Oh, someone's been messing around.
Put it back in the garage
and then join me in the office.
Duck.
Oh, no. He's got the girls in the crate.
We sure picked a great hiding place.
Daphne and Velma are in the garage.
Let's get down there.
Creepers. This door is against something.
We could be trapped in here forever.
There's the hearse.
And there's the crate.
Daphne, Velma, are you okay?
Yes, but we're trapped.
Don't worry. Like, l'll un-trap you.
Get off the loading ramp, Shag.
Go forward.
l'm trying. l'm trying.
How do you work this thing?
-Are you all right?
-l think so.
l-- l think not. Look.
That's them. The same ones.
-Who are you?
-And what are you doing in our factory?
-Are you Mr. Dilly and Mr. Dally?
-Yes.
-We can eplain, sir.
-Well, you'd better.
-You see, sir, it started when--
-The watchman told us, miss.
A zombie stole a valuable coin
and you chased him here.
-That's right, Mr. Dally.
-A likely story.
You kids stay here in the office.
lf there's a zombie in the building,
we'll find him.
l'll check the storeroom.
This suits me just fine.
Let someone else creep around this creepy
factory looking for that creepy zombie.
Yeah, someone else.
Hey.
Careful, Scoob. That's a boing kangaroo.
Boing kangaroo?
Don't play with the merchandise, Scooby.
lf we break it, we may have to buy it.
Shucks.
What could be keeping them so long?
l don't know.
l wonder if they've found anything?
Hey, gang, l think l've found something.
Look. Someone tore
three pages out of this magazine.
Do you think the zombie did it?
lf he did, he's coming back
for the rest of it.
Take cover, gang. Hide.
Scooby's in trouble. What will we do?
Look. Magic.
Watch carefully.
Abracadabra. Alakazam.
Scooby got the Golden Galleon.
-Great magic act, Scoob.
-Thank you.
Like, now let's pull a disappearing act.
Oh, l hope this elevator's going down.
Up, down, sideways, who cares?
This elevator was taken.
Quick, Scooby, in here.
A dead end. There's no place to hide.
Look.
Great idea, Scoob.
We'll hide in a pile of popcorn.
Let's find Shaggy and Scooby
and get out of here.
They're not in here.
Creepers. A live popcorn ball.
What are you doing in that popcorn?
Like, we were hiding,
but it smelled so good, now we're eating.
Yeah, eating.
Look, gang, while we're all together,
let's get organized.
Shaggy, you and Scooby follow up
on this magazine clue.
-Like, how?
-Simple.
Slip out to a newsstand and buy one.
Then we can see what has been torn out.
l'll call the lieutenant and tell him
we have the Golden Galleon.
Hello?
Yeah, this is the lieutenant.
You're at the Dilly Dally Dolly Company?
You have the coin?
Dilly, Dally and the watchman
have disappeared?
The zombie is there?
And now a huge gorilla is in on the act?
Look, if this is some kind of joke.
lt's no joke?
The lieutenant wants us to stay here
until he arrives.
Stay here?
That's bad news.
Listen.
Creepers. lt's the no-face creep.
Let's have some refreshment before
we go to the newsstand, Scoob.
Thank you.
On second thought,
let's go to the newsstand now.
He doesn't want us to leave.
Quick, in there.
Hang on, Fred.
l think he's gone.
So is the Golden Galleon.
Oh, no. We've gotta get that coin back
before the lieutenant gets here.
That door's locked. Let's go this way.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Sorry, pal, no riders.
Creepers. King Kong again.
l think we've lost gargantua, Scoob.
l hope so.
We lost the gorilla,
but we found the zombie.
Help.
Help. Help. Help.
Help. Help. Help.
When we were trying to get away
from the zombie, he was everywhere.
And now that we're looking for him,
he's disappeared.
-Boy, am l glad to see you.
-Shaggy.
Did you find a new copy of the magazine?
Magazine? l can't even find Scooby.
King Kong wouldn't let us out.
-Help.
-l think l hear Scooby.
Help.
Help.
-lt's coming from the toy duplicating room.
-Help.
Help.
Help. Help. Help.
Help. Help. Help.
-A thousand Scoobys.
-Help. Help.
-And they're all chicken.
-Help. Help. Help.
-He must have fallen into the toy duplicator.
-Help.
-Yeah, but which one's our Scooby?
-Help.
-There's one sure way to find out.
-Help. Help.
-Will the real Scooby-Doo please stand up
-Help. Help.
for a Scooby Snack?
-Thank you.
-Now will you get a copy of the magazine?
One copy, coming up.
A clean getaway, Scoob.
Now to find old no-face
and get that coin back.
Yeah. The lieutenant
will be here any minute now.
Speaking of no-face, look.
He seems to be looking for someone too.
Let's follow him.
This is it, Scoob.
Like, l'll pay the man and we'll split.
Gorilla. Gorilla.
-Faster, Scoob, faster.
-Faster? How?
l know it's the wrong thing to do,
but let's try to catch a ride.
Oh, boy, like, a ride.
Thanks. You can drop us off at the--
Faster, Scoob, faster.
Now we've got him.
Or vice versa.
How do we get the coin
away from the creep?
Mama. Mama.
Mama. Mama. Mama.
Mama.
-Oh, now you've done it.
-Mama. Mama.
Mama. Mama. Mama.
He gave the doll room to pass.
And he gave me a neat idea.
-Mama. Mama. Mama.
-Mama. Mama. Mama.
Help.
We're in luck, Scooby.
Like, it's a police car.
lt's you and the canine comedian again.
What were you running from?
We thought you were a gorilla, sir.
Yeah, gorilla.
Oh, boy, here we go again.
Well, we have the Golden Galleon,
let's get out of this daffy dollhouse.
The lieutenant said to wait for him.
We'll meet him halfway.
Now do you believe us, lieutenant?
l believe you've recovered the coins, kids.
But a zombie?
-What was that?
-That was a zombie.
-l'll get him.
-And we'll help you.
Look out.
What happened?
l'm afraid the zombie will never
be the same, lieutenant.
The no-face zombie was only
a computerized robot.
Congratulations, kids.
We have the coin again.
Correction, we had the coin again.
After him.
Look out.
How do you stop this thing?
He's heading for the basement, Shaggy.
Stop him.
Put it in reverse, Scooby.
Reverse?
Great work, guys.
That was quick thinking.
Shucks, it was nothing.
This Golden Galleon may be a rare coin,
but what would a gorilla want with it?
lt's not a gorilla, sir.
lt's.
lt's Mr. Dilly.
And this magazine Shaggy and Scooby
brought back
is a clue to why he wanted the coin.
Listen.
''The legendary curse
of the Golden Galleon.
ln spite of the curse
attached to this rare coin
the sultan of Swathili
has offered $1 million for it.''
A million dollars?
And l would have succeeded
if it hadn't been for these meddling kids.
Dilly built the zombie and programmed
it to steal the coin
and deliver it to him here
at the factory.
The zombie was trying to find Dilly
to give him the coin
-but we kept showing up.
-Right.
Why this gorilla costume?
He was trying to scare
us out of the building
before we uncovered his scheme.
And we found Mr. Dally and the night
watchman locked up in the storeroom.
Hurry. Like, Mr. Dally was so appreciative,
he said he'd open the cafeteria to us.
Six hamburgers with mustard,
relish, onions and pickles.
-Me too.
-l'm sorry.
You're too late, fellas.
They're all gone.
All gone?
Oh, no.
[ENGLlSH]