Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e08 Episode Script

Wow.
The vampire Council should
send you care packages more often.
[gasps]
[screams]
Crispy-fried Bird Beaks.
[gasps] Yes!
My favorite flavor.
Fiesta.
Once you chirp,
you can't stirp.
-You want some?
-Nirp.
How did all that stuff
fit in there, anyway?
Magic.
Let's see what else they sent.
[gasps]
Ooh! Yummy. Ha!
Not my business.
Not my crime scene.
Calm down.
It's blood orange juice.
That's exactly what a vampire
in hiding would say.
[gasps] Ooh!
-[chuckles]
-Ooh
Please don't tell me
that's a relative.
No, this is
a Skele-ton 'O Fun.
It's the hottest toy
in Transylvania.
Here's the remote control.
Me first!
-[beeps]
-[rattling]
Yeah, I'm gonna
leave you hanging.
Let's see if there are any more surprises
before we go to breakfast.
[gasps] Ooh!
Good thing I checked.
[chuckles]
The Council sent me
my very own gargoyle.
He looks creepy.
I know, right? [chuckles]
He's a Transylvania ten.
I'll call him
Stoney.
Short for Stone-Cold Fox.
I think I'd rather hang out
with a skeleton.
Back in Transylvania,
these guys are
our little buddies.
Yes, but historically,
the gargoyle,
known in France as
le gargouille,
was intended to ward off evil.
Hmm.
Well, then, Professor Demi,
it's a good thing there's
no evil at Wilson Hall.
[Demi chuckles]
[dramatic music playing]
[singing] Slay! ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine,
shine, shine! ♪
Slay! ♪
[grunts]
Uh, hey.
What are you doing?
[hesitates] Oh!
Hi, guys.
What am I doing?
Great question.
Doesn't Vee ask
great questions?
What was the question?
Are you practicing your
Van Helsing stuff?
[sighs] Yes.
It's complicated.
I'm really sorry
I didn't tell you.
Psh! Why would I need to know that
you're training to slay vampires?
None of my business.
Feels like all
of your business.
[bell rings]
Um
I should go.
I've got this big solo later today
for my interpretive dance class.
It's 50% of my grade.
I picked the race-car theme,
like my bed back home.
You didn't need to know that.
Okay, bye.
So, how are you really
feeling about Elijah starting training?
Honestly, I don't know.
My stomach feels
kind of weird,
but that could also just be
all the Bird Beaks.
You do have a little feather
right there.
Guys. [panting]
I held a live wire
during AV club, and
people are asking questions.
Oh.
I'm alone.
[chuckles] Wait a second.
You were just there.
But now you're over--
[chuckles nervously] Okay.
That's too creepy,
even for me,
and I'm a ghost.
I'm just gonna find you
a nice, sunny spot
in the trash.
[sighs]
[groans warily]
S-L-A-Y ♪
-[laughing] That was so funny.
-There you are!
We need to get rid
of the gargoyle.
Demi, why in the underworld
would I want to get rid
of such an adorable little statue?
Wait.
Did you put him there?
No. He put himself there.
Did his face change?
Yeah. I can't tell
if he's happy
or gassy.
I did a deep dive
on gargoyles.
Stoney isn't just a tchotchke.
The Council
sent you a protector.
It says this gargoyle
destroys vampire enemies.
Does that sound
adorable to you?
"When an evil threat
draws near,
it puts to bed
your deepest fear."
Well, vampire enemies
are Van Helsings.
Do you think this means
both Elijah and Moriah are in danger?
Luckily, Moriah's
a substitute,
and she's not even here
this week.
That's right, she went
cliff diving in Argentina.
I don't care if she did
try to poison me,
she's a Transylvania ten.
But Elijah is here.
The book says
"vampire enemies," and he's not my enemy.
So, he should be okay.
[knock on door]
[Elijah] Hey, it's Elijah.
Can I come in?
-Yes.
-Absolutely not.
-Hey.
-Hey.
I wanted to talk more about
what happened earlier.
[chuckles] I'm sure whatever it is
can be cleared up in a heartfelt letter.
-Bye-bye.
-Oh!
It won't take long.
Oh!
Cool gargoyle.
The thing is
-[thuds]
-Whoa!
Told you he was gassy.
"When an evil threat
draws near,
it puts to bed
your deepest fear."
[Elijah snores]
[Sophie] Wake up, Elijah.
Come on!
Rise, comrade. Rise!
[snores]
It's not working,
and we've tried everything.
How do you wake up a person
who's been magically forced into slumber?
We haven't tried
a kiss.
Ladies!
This is not a fairy tale.
The book says Elijah
cannot be awakened from the outside
because right now
he's inside a dream.
Also, consent is important.
So nothing can wake him up.
As long as the gargoyle
thinks Elijah is a threat to vampires,
he's trapped in slumber.
Oh, and there's one other
small detail,
but nobody panic.
I never panic.
We have until nightfall,
or else
he'll never wake up.
-What?
-I'm panicking!
There's only one choice left.
Agreed. We pretend
none of this happened
and move to Portugal.
No.
I'm going to dream walk.
Whoa!
Vee, have you lost your
never-living mind?
You said we can't wake him up
in the real world,
but maybe I can wake him up
in his dream.
Dream walking
is not an option.
Wait.
What's dream walking?
'Cause I think I did that once
at my grandma's house
and they had to put bells
on the door.
That's sleepwalking.
Dream walking is
a highly-advanced skill
that allows a vampire
to enter a person's dream.
And it's super risky.
You can only exit the dream
when the person wakes up.
So, if Vee can't
wake up Elijah,
Vee will also be trapped.
Forever.
Have you lost your
never-living mind?
I'm the only chance
Elijah has.
I'll wake him up and prove to Stoney
that he's not a threat.
-[Demi sighs]
-And when I return,
there better be
some Bird Beaks left.
[sighs softly]
It it's working.
I think I'm almost
[thuds]
in Elijah's dream.
I did it.
Hello?
Elijah?
It's Vee.
I'm in your dream.
Sorry I didn't knock first.
Consent is important.
[Elijah] Vee? Vee?
[panting] Okay.
I don't want to scare you,
but something really weird
is going on at this school.
Okay, that's the exit
to go outside, right?
Watch what happens.
[gasps]
We're trapped.
[clucking]
Also
I think Dean Merriweather
might be a chicken.
Okay.
I can explain.
Right now, you're trapped in a dream,
and none of it is real.
-So, you're not real?
-No.
I'm real and you're real
and the dream looks real and feels real,
but it's not real.
Okay, now I'm confused.
For real.
Bats, this is hard.
Okay. In the real world,
-can cheeseburgers fly?
-What?
Uh Oh!
Okay.
Maybe this is a dream.
Trust me.
My gargoyle put you to sleep
and we'll both be trapped
in an eternal slumber
if I can't wake you up
before nightfall.
-How long do we have?
-Um
[bell tolling]
That's not long at all!
[claps]
Wake up, me.
What usually wakes you up?
Uh, could you pretend to be my mom
and sing the "Rise and Shine" song?
[clucking]
[both screaming]
[sighs] Poor Elijah.
I bet he had
all kinds of plans.
Then poof.
Limp spaghetti.
[gasps] Oh, no!
Elijah's dance solo.
He could fail the class.
We have to get him there.
You could possess his brain.
I can't while
Vee's inside his head.
It would cause
an actual brain freeze.
I assume.
I was long gone before
slushies arrived on the scene.
How are we going to get him
to his class?
Much less moving and dancing.
-[groans]
-[beeps]
Aah!
It's alive!
Calm down, Dr. Frankenstein.
You just sat
on the controller.
You have no idea
what the Skele-ton 'O Fun
is capable of.
You thinking what
I'm thinking?
We're gonna send that skeleton
to Portugal?
No.
He'd never
get through security.
But we might be able to help
Sleeping Beauty over there.
[snores]
[sighs] Hope this works.
-[beeps]
-[rattling]
Hello, Elijah.
Boring.
Let me try.
[beeps]
[rattling]
This is why we can't have
nice things.
It's my first time playing
with a magical skeleton
that controls my sleeping
friend's body, okay?
And by the way,
"B" is turbo.
[Vee] Elijah?
[panting]
[shudders]
[Stoney] Elijah must be
really hungry.
Stoney?
[Stoney] It is his dream,
after all.
Or is it a nightmare?
I'm trying to save Elijah.
Why isn't he waking up?
[Stoney] Because I'm
protecting you.
He needs to stay asleep.
But Elijah is not a threat,
he's my friend.
All Van Helsings are a threat
to vampires.
Oh, oh.
Oh. [panting]
I just saw the Dean
lay an egg.
Biggest jump scare of my life.
Elijah, tell this gargoyle
that you don't care that I'm a vam--
Hush! You must not reveal
your identity to the enemy.
Whoa! The gargoyle
is talking
and judge-y.
But Elijah already knows
I'm a vampire.
I told him, and we're good.
Sophie's cool with it, too.
[Stoney] What have you done?
I'm thinking you over-shared.
[mouthing] Yes.
I assumed Van Helsings
were the greatest threat to all vampires.
Instead
it appears to be you, Vee.
Me?
A 13-year-old
performing arts student?
You guys need some
better threats.
[Stoney] By revealing
your identity,
you have endangered
all vampires.
You must be eliminated.
Allow me to show you just how dangerous
your Van Helsing bestie has become.
Prepare to be vanquished
vampire.
Oh, my goblins.
Elijah, you don't
have to do this.
[Stoney] Oh, he does.
I've cast a spell on your
so-called friend.
I am not her friend.
[Stoney] Duh-doi.
Vee, check out what a little
secret training does to a vampire slayer.
Get her!
[pants]
All right.
I didn't want to
have to do this but
[screams]
[percussion music playing]
Did you cue up the music?
Ready to go.
How's Race Car Bed doing?
[snores]
-[crowd applauds]
-Ready as he'll ever be.
[beeps]
[dance music playing]
[crowd exclaiming]
Demi, let me drive.
[all exclaiming]
He's gonna get carsick.
-Give it back.
-No!
Oh, no.
It's stuck on triple mode.
We're in a Skele-ton
'O Trouble.
[pants, gasps]
Whoa!
This is a weird filter.
[Stoney] I thought I'd make
this dream old-school.
Stoney, stop this right now!
[Stoney as sports announcer]
He's a 5'10" slayer from Bridgeport.
Give it up for Elijah Summers.
Can you smell what
the slayer is cooking?
Spoiler alert.
It's "stake."
Stoney.
As a vampire,
I command you
to break the spell and release Elijah.
[Stoney] Request denied.
I'm in control here.
Your recklessness has
endangered all vampires.
-Elijah, attack!
-Wait!
If you're gonna make us dance,
I might as well dress
for the ball.
Oh.
[Stoney] Clever use
of dream powers.
But to be clear,
you will be fighting,
not dancing.
Duh-doi.
[Stoney] This is better
than slay-per-view.
Elijah, your dream is really
taking a turn.
-You've got to wake up!
-[grunts]
Your vampire moves
are advanced.
Thank my Uncle Luka.
He's a ninja-pire.
We don't have to do this.
You and I are not enemies.
Vampires are dangerous.
And this is what
I was born to do.
[Stoney] Ooh! Will Elijah
vanquish you
-[bell tolling]
-or will time run out
and you stay
in the dream forever?
I'm on the edge of my ledge.
[laughs cunningly]
Nice move.
I know you can
hear me, Elijah.
You're in there somewhere.
Think about winning
First Year to Watch together.
Think about our first dance.
Think about us.
[Stoney] Take her down!
[gasps]
[grunts]
Aah! [gasps]
[ticking]
[yells]
[breathing heavily]
[clangs]
What are you doing?
-Fight!
-No!
The real Elijah is my friend,
and he would never hurt me.
We once both chose
not to fight each other,
and I know we can do it again.
[Stoney] Finish her!
Vee?
[sighs]
Whoa!
Whoa! Oh!
-Whoa!
-Elijah, you're back.
[Stoney] You broke the spell.
What's going on?
Well, you sort of, kinda,
almost tried to vanquish me.
Wait, wait.
So, I was about to--
-Oh.
-[clangs]
No, no, no, no, no. Look, Vee,
I am so sorry, okay?
I would never, ever
do that to you.
[Stoney] The bond
between you two is stronger than my magic.
Plot twist.
The only reason I'm even
training is because
my sister was gonna
take me out of Wilson.
That's what I came to tell you
before I got gargoyled.
[Stoney] My bad.
So, you made a deal
with Moriah?
Yeah, because
I'm not ready to leave Wilson
for a lot of reasons, and you're
[sighs] You're one of them.
Because I really
like you, Vee.
I really like you.
[Stoney] A vampire
and a Van Helsing
capable of friendship.
Centuries of violence could
finally come to an end.
I have to
tell the Vampire Council immediately.
Yes.
-[Stoney] No!
-[thuds]
[thudding]
Make it stop, make it stop!
I'm trying everything
I can think of.
[clattering]
[grunts]
Take a bow.
Take a bow.
[breathing heavily]
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
I hope I don't need this.
[panting]
What is going on?
I'm really dizzy.
We'll catch you up
on everything.
Uh-huh.
-Ah!
-[Elijah grunts]
Oh, thank darkness,
you're all right!
Okay.
I guess you guys
will catch us up on a few things, too.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Oh, hey.
Hey. What's in the box?
Stoney, in all his
broken glory.
I guess if you break in a dream,
you break in real life. [chuckles]
I thought I'd put him up here
so Demi can keep an eye on him.
Hmm, he does seem to have
a thing for old junk.
[clears throat] I mean
priceless antiquities.
Sweet dreams, Stoney.
So
Do you feel like talking
any more about what happened?
[sighs] I wish I could but
I really don't
remember anything.
Well, consider yourself lucky.
You saw the Dean lay an egg.
I don't think
I'm hungry anymore.
Hey, uh
The whole reason
I came to your room earlier was--
I know.
Dream Elijah told me all about
Moriah making you start your training.
Oh, good.
And
you know I'd never
hurt you, right?
I do.
I'm glad you're staying
at Wilson.
-Speaking of which
-Hmm?
You really don't remember
anything about the dream?
Why?
Did I say something weird?
No, definitely not.
But even if you did,
I like weird.
[chuckles softly]
Okay.
-History of cinema class.
-[chuckles]
Did you know
Bela Lugosi