50 States of Fright (2020) s01e09 Episode Script
Grey Cloud Island (Minnesota) - Part 1
NARRATOR: Every state has its folklore,
tall tales, and legends,
but sometimes there is a darker story
A tale not so much told, as whispered.
[CELL DOOR OPENING]
Jesus fucking Christ!
Can you turn the heater on?
COP: We'll look into it.
Okay, let's try this again.
There was an accident out on 91.
The road was blocked for
three maybe four hours,
pushed my delivery late.
I never much liked comin'
out here at night, you know?
To tell you the truth, I never
much liked comin' out here at all.
You hear all the stories, you know,
ever since you're a kid
all fucking crazy shit that happened
COP: Mr. Lundstrom.
[SIGHS]
I was just trying to help.
MAN IN MASK: End of the road, boys.
On your knees, now!
MAN 2 IN MASK: Hey,
he said bend the knee, fuck-knuckle.
Welcome to rush week, gentlemen.
This is Grey Cloud Island,
the most haunted stretch of
land in all of Minnesota.
Tonight, you and
your fellow pledge brothers
will have to survive the
night and lean on each other.
Kappas never run, never hide,
Kappas till you die!
ALL: Never run, never hide,
Kappa till I die.
Oh, they'll run and they'll hide.
I'd bet on it.
Now, you have two choices
Either follow this road out here,
all 12 miles of it back across
the bridge, where we'll be waiting
It should only take you four,
five hours or so
or you can take that short-cut there
cut your journey in half
but only if you're man enough.
On your feet, now!
Phones, hand 'em over.
[JEERS MOCKINGLY]
[MAN 2 IN MASK CHUCKLES]
- KAPPA 1: Thanks.
- MAN IN MASK: Oh
[MAN 2 IN MASK LAUGHS]
Oops.
[KAPPA 1 SIGHS]
My money is on you to washout first.
Oh, almost forgot.
In case you guys get lost.
- See you on the other side, fish.
- Have a good night, boys.
[SIGHS]
Uh
Hey, what's that map say?
KAPPA 3: Oh, fuck!
KAPPA 4: It says they're dicks.
Total dicks.
Well, I mean,
we should probably get going. So
- Well, I mean
- We can go the long way
or we can go back.
- Keep it for, uh, later.
- KAPPA 4: It's quicker this way.
KAPPA 3: See ya.
Yeah Yeah, right.
I was I was just
Gonna get eaten alive out here.
KAPPA 4: Wait, what?
KAPPA 1: Hey, wait up, guys.
So, how far do we got to go?
I don't know, check the dick map.
[CHUCKLES]
And what happened to
getting us black-out drunk
and putting diapers on our
head and shit like that?
What kind of initiation
drops you off in the middle
of an Indian burial ground?
"Indian burial ground"?
I thought there was supposed
to be, like,
some headless chick roaming the woods
looking for a replacement
Yours! [LAUGHS]
- Hey, my favorite's the one
- KAPPA 1: Dick.
about the phantom white pick-up
truck that runs people down.
Oh, okay so so which is it?
The Indian burial ground,
the phantom truck,
or the headless woman?
Oh, almost forgot
Somewhere around here,
there's supposed to be
the eighth gateway to Hell.
No, dude, urban legends.
I think the Indian burial
grounds are real, actually.
It's how this place got its name.
Grey Cloud's whole family
is buried out here.
Okay, right, so, a bunch
of Indians are buried out here
and then it's supposed to be haunted?
They're just stories, dude.
That's all. You know, probably
designed to keep people like you out.
Keep 'em out from what?
There's nothing out here but mosquitoes.
And inbreeding.
Seriously, I can't believe
people live out here.
Well, we can't all afford
houses in Edina.
- [LAUGHS]
- [TWIG BREAKS]
Fuck, you hear that?
KAPPA 3: It's Grey Cloud's ghost, dude.
- KAPPA 1: Yeah, very fucking funny!
- KAPPA 2: Hey
- What the hell?
- KAPPA 3: Shut up out for a second.
Somebody out there?
Uh
Okay, um I think we should head back.
[SCREAMS]
KAPPA 4: Oh, jeez.
- KAPPA 1: Fuck! Fuck!
- [KAPPA 4 CHUCKLING]
- KAPPA 4: Damn, dude, you all right?
- KAPPA 1: Yeah, just
KAPPA 4: Didn't hurt
your vagina, did you?
KAPPA 1: Okay, shut up.
KAPPA 3: Is this like a
It's like a totem pole?
KAPPA 1: No. And totem poles
are Native American.
This is something else.
Guys, look
[GASPS]
[SLOW, EERIE MUSIC]
- Well, that's them.
- Them who?
The The same two assholes
with the, uh, ski-masks.
I mean, think about it. They
brought us out here in
the middle of nowhere,
they expect us to, like,
turn on each other
or run.
They just wanna make sure
that we're Kap material.
Maybe he's right.
Yes, of course, I'm right.
Here. Give me Give me this.
Follow me and Oh, gentlemen,
prepare prepare to be initiated.
- Just go.
- As you were.
- Come on.
- Let's go.
Shit Initiated or disappointed?
KAPPA 2: This place smells like ass.
Does this look like Kappa to you?
Let's see what's behind door number one.
KAPPA 4: Can't wait, dude.
Oh, Jesus!
What the hell?
tall tales, and legends,
but sometimes there is a darker story
A tale not so much told, as whispered.
[CELL DOOR OPENING]
Jesus fucking Christ!
Can you turn the heater on?
COP: We'll look into it.
Okay, let's try this again.
There was an accident out on 91.
The road was blocked for
three maybe four hours,
pushed my delivery late.
I never much liked comin'
out here at night, you know?
To tell you the truth, I never
much liked comin' out here at all.
You hear all the stories, you know,
ever since you're a kid
all fucking crazy shit that happened
COP: Mr. Lundstrom.
[SIGHS]
I was just trying to help.
MAN IN MASK: End of the road, boys.
On your knees, now!
MAN 2 IN MASK: Hey,
he said bend the knee, fuck-knuckle.
Welcome to rush week, gentlemen.
This is Grey Cloud Island,
the most haunted stretch of
land in all of Minnesota.
Tonight, you and
your fellow pledge brothers
will have to survive the
night and lean on each other.
Kappas never run, never hide,
Kappas till you die!
ALL: Never run, never hide,
Kappa till I die.
Oh, they'll run and they'll hide.
I'd bet on it.
Now, you have two choices
Either follow this road out here,
all 12 miles of it back across
the bridge, where we'll be waiting
It should only take you four,
five hours or so
or you can take that short-cut there
cut your journey in half
but only if you're man enough.
On your feet, now!
Phones, hand 'em over.
[JEERS MOCKINGLY]
[MAN 2 IN MASK CHUCKLES]
- KAPPA 1: Thanks.
- MAN IN MASK: Oh
[MAN 2 IN MASK LAUGHS]
Oops.
[KAPPA 1 SIGHS]
My money is on you to washout first.
Oh, almost forgot.
In case you guys get lost.
- See you on the other side, fish.
- Have a good night, boys.
[SIGHS]
Uh
Hey, what's that map say?
KAPPA 3: Oh, fuck!
KAPPA 4: It says they're dicks.
Total dicks.
Well, I mean,
we should probably get going. So
- Well, I mean
- We can go the long way
or we can go back.
- Keep it for, uh, later.
- KAPPA 4: It's quicker this way.
KAPPA 3: See ya.
Yeah Yeah, right.
I was I was just
Gonna get eaten alive out here.
KAPPA 4: Wait, what?
KAPPA 1: Hey, wait up, guys.
So, how far do we got to go?
I don't know, check the dick map.
[CHUCKLES]
And what happened to
getting us black-out drunk
and putting diapers on our
head and shit like that?
What kind of initiation
drops you off in the middle
of an Indian burial ground?
"Indian burial ground"?
I thought there was supposed
to be, like,
some headless chick roaming the woods
looking for a replacement
Yours! [LAUGHS]
- Hey, my favorite's the one
- KAPPA 1: Dick.
about the phantom white pick-up
truck that runs people down.
Oh, okay so so which is it?
The Indian burial ground,
the phantom truck,
or the headless woman?
Oh, almost forgot
Somewhere around here,
there's supposed to be
the eighth gateway to Hell.
No, dude, urban legends.
I think the Indian burial
grounds are real, actually.
It's how this place got its name.
Grey Cloud's whole family
is buried out here.
Okay, right, so, a bunch
of Indians are buried out here
and then it's supposed to be haunted?
They're just stories, dude.
That's all. You know, probably
designed to keep people like you out.
Keep 'em out from what?
There's nothing out here but mosquitoes.
And inbreeding.
Seriously, I can't believe
people live out here.
Well, we can't all afford
houses in Edina.
- [LAUGHS]
- [TWIG BREAKS]
Fuck, you hear that?
KAPPA 3: It's Grey Cloud's ghost, dude.
- KAPPA 1: Yeah, very fucking funny!
- KAPPA 2: Hey
- What the hell?
- KAPPA 3: Shut up out for a second.
Somebody out there?
Uh
Okay, um I think we should head back.
[SCREAMS]
KAPPA 4: Oh, jeez.
- KAPPA 1: Fuck! Fuck!
- [KAPPA 4 CHUCKLING]
- KAPPA 4: Damn, dude, you all right?
- KAPPA 1: Yeah, just
KAPPA 4: Didn't hurt
your vagina, did you?
KAPPA 1: Okay, shut up.
KAPPA 3: Is this like a
It's like a totem pole?
KAPPA 1: No. And totem poles
are Native American.
This is something else.
Guys, look
[GASPS]
[SLOW, EERIE MUSIC]
- Well, that's them.
- Them who?
The The same two assholes
with the, uh, ski-masks.
I mean, think about it. They
brought us out here in
the middle of nowhere,
they expect us to, like,
turn on each other
or run.
They just wanna make sure
that we're Kap material.
Maybe he's right.
Yes, of course, I'm right.
Here. Give me Give me this.
Follow me and Oh, gentlemen,
prepare prepare to be initiated.
- Just go.
- As you were.
- Come on.
- Let's go.
Shit Initiated or disappointed?
KAPPA 2: This place smells like ass.
Does this look like Kappa to you?
Let's see what's behind door number one.
KAPPA 4: Can't wait, dude.
Oh, Jesus!
What the hell?