Coyote Ragtime Show (2006) s01e09 Episode Script
Jupitâ
1
I guess we'll have to send out our docking
clearance signal pretty soon, huh?
Stop your bitching and just hold on a minute.
I'm tellin' you to leave this to me!
You really want me to leave it all to you?
It ain't exactly easy to believe the words of a guy
who's still flipping through the manual at this point.
Sending a signal is one of the most
fundamental things for a sailor!
You really forgot how to do it, didn't you?
Would you shut the hell up?!
I don't see how I'm going to learn anything with
you running your damn mouth off like that!
So then, you did forget!
I am reviewing how to do it! Reviewing!
Don't count me in with senile old fools like you!
Hah! Take a good look ahead of us.
You can't afford to be taking your
time "reviewing" things.
Huh?
Damn! This sucks!
Uh, lessee
Relax!
Uh, lessee
You think I can just sit back and relax?!
Um, lessee Okay
Hey, I wonder if Bishop and Swamp
are doing all right?
Well, probably not.
You got it!
There's no way those two are doing all right.
They'll probably be at each other's
throats any minute now.
I can tell you that they're definitely
at each other's throats already!
No doubt!
Then why did you put those two together?
'Cuz that oughta make things more entertaining!
Huh?
Yeah, yeah! Entertaining!
HUH?
Oh, damn!
We should have wired up a camera somewhere!
A hidden camera!
Nah, no way!
I mean, that would be like watching a mystery movie
where you already know what happens!
Yeah, I guess so. You're absolutely right.
Hokorimamire no bonnet
Yubi de kyou o kizamu
Toori ame ga sugiru koro
Ai no you ni kieta
Kokoro no naka nakusenu mono aru kara
Mienai tsubasa habatakase
Koredemo katto fuku kaze ni mukaiuchi
Yuruginai kimochi de tachimukatteku no sa, go!
Sunabokori mau yakusoku no basho e
Oretachi wa hashiritsuzukete yuku
Konya koso
Koete yaru
Ano saki made
Episode 9
Jupiter
That monster appetite of yours
hasn't changed any, has it?
Ah, morning.
You're up early, aren't you?
Not as early as you.
Angelica Please wait up
Hey, tell me something.
Do your sisters all get up as early as you?
What difference does it make?
Not like it does make any difference to me.
Only twenty-four hours until the bomb drops
Hopefully, we'll be able to see
another sunrise like this.
Oh, we'll see it all right.
Well, you're sure confident.
So what are you going to do now?
Wait.
Wait?
Right, all we have to do is wait for Mister.
As long as Mister is after the
same thing your mother is,
he will come here without fail.
With you, it's always "Mister this" and "Mister that."
Huh? Have you already eaten breakfast?!
You're always eating. I'm amazed
you don't get sick of it!
As they say, "You can't wait for Mister
on an empty stomach."
The proverb is "You can't wage war
on an empty stomach."
These are orders from Headquarters!
Yes, so I see.
Could you please sign for it?
Here, right?
You've come quite a long way. Good work.
If If you wouldn't mind,
could you please refuel our ship?
We were also hoping to have a mechanic
take a look at our left engine,
since it doesn't seem to be doing too well.
Understood. I'll make the necessary arrangements.
Please wait over there until we're finished.
Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
Whew!
Cripes, you can't send a signal and you can barely
hold it together when it's time to act.
You wouldn't be able to do a
damn thing without me.
You can't blame me!
There's a whole planet on the line here!
When it does come down to it, I
Hey, where are you going?!
We're not gonna get anywhere
just sitting around here.
Whoa! Wait a minute!
H..Hey!
Yep
That's the photonic bomb.
This thing, huh?
How are we gonna get up close and personal
with that big-ass thing from here?
If it were just a little closer to the ship,
we'd be able to slip in somehow.
So naïve as you are,
you still sense danger, do you?
Shut the hell up!
Don't you have any ideas?
Well, now, if it were me
You've got no idea, do you?
Don't interrupt me while I'm thinking!
Look who's talking!
What was that?!
Hey, who was it that got that
signal sent out for you?
Oh yeah, thank you so much, sir!
You lookin' for a fight?! You little
What's that ship?
Hell if I know!
That's Malcolm!
Pardon me.
Well, let's get started.
The important thing now is how
we are going to end this war.
I'm sure you'll agree, Representative Boniek.
The Graceland Liberation Forces will
have to show understanding,
seeing as how the Secretary of Foreign Affairs
has come in person, no?
Thank you.
After all, we certainly don't want to
leave behind a sullied legacy
as politicians who obliterated a planet.
Then don't resort to dropping the photonic bomb.
Damn! What the heck are they doing in there?
You're the ones who have driven us to it!
You're sitting here today because
you've taken things so far!
Forgive me.
We almost ended up going around
in circles again, as always.
April, aren't we there yet?!
I'm bored too! I can't take it anymore!
Come on, I wanna play now!
I wanna play too!
Come on, I wanna play now!
I wanna play too!
Hold on just a little longer.
I'll let you romp around to your hearts'
content when we get there.
No sleeping, Dece!
Okay
God dammit!
What are we supposed to do?!
I see, that'll work.
I'm gonna go get me one.
Hi there.
Idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Just watch.
H..Hey!
Pardon me!
I've brought you gentlemen some orange juice.
We haven't asked for any such thing!
But I was told just a few minutes ago,
so I brought it all over here as quick as I could.
There's some pineapple juice too, and
All right already!
There's some pineapple juice too, and
All right already!
Fine, just leave it over there and get out!
Yes, sir
I'll do just that then.
Pardon the intrusion!
What are you doing going off
on your own like that?!
I thought I told you.
When it comes down to it, I can perform.
All right, gentlemen, we're just about out of time,
so let's continue with the proceedings.
Perfect!
Except it is pretty cramped in here.
Shut up!
Just keep it down and listen!
Why did you chose a place like this?!
We're least likely to get caught here.
Leave it to an old geezer to think up
something like this!
Don't treat me like an old geezer.
I did send the signal, right?
You're still harping on that? Man, I can't take it!
Achoo!
Shut up! Someone's going to hear us!
Just do something about that damn hair
ACHOO!
Hey, Mister.
Is it okay to head directly towards
Gigabanks like this?
It's not okay.
Yeah, of course not.
Franca
Do you know why it's not okay to
head straight for Gigabanks?
Because we might get ambushed by Marciano.
Right?
That is correct!
They should have an ambush set up.
But seeing as how we're up against a time limit,
we have to roll with the punches,
whatever they might be.
And well, if it were me,
I'd line my people up before we got to Graceland.
Huh?
Picking up something on radar.
You see?
I wouldn't say being right about that
is something to be glad about!
How many, all told?
It looks like about a dozen.
We sure are popular!
I'm more into more chic women who
have a sense of class though.
All hail Queen Angelica!
Katana, please!
Sorry, sorry.
There's a whole bunch of them coming for us,
so playing around is only going to get us killed.
Yes, ma'am!
All right, you two.
Huh?
Shall we go party with them then?
The Federation's conditions for
peace are as follows
One: Upon conclusion of the peace process,
Federal intervention is to be respected with regard
to the drafting of constitutional reform bills.
Two: All military weaponry and relevant
development materials,
in addition to all other items that could
potentially be misappropriated,
will be put under control of the Federation.
Three
Hey, Katana!
Set your sights on Graceland!
There's no need to take out the enemy.
Find an opening and blast on through!
You got it!
Katana, three ships closing from below right!
Roger!
Okay, Octo, Nove and Dece, wake up.
Our objective is the destruction
of the photonic bomb.
It's in the Jupiter, the central ship.
Whatever you do, avoid hitting the bomb itself.
From this distance, we'll also be
blown to bits if it explodes.
Is that understood?
Yes!
This will allow Mother to seek out
the "treasure" at her leisure.
This peace proposal is very much
in your favor, isn't it?
As these are negotiations,
we will of course listen to any concerns
that the Liberation Forces might have
as we all feel our way forward.
I have serious doubts as to whether you really
intend for us to all feel our way forward.
What?
Marciano's Twelve Sisters?
Prepare for combat immediately.
Don't let them get near the Jupiter!
We did it!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
We can't afford for anything to happen now,
so we'll need you to evacuate
this ship and take refuge.
I must ask you to go immediately
Let them do as they like.
What?
I don't see why the Guild would have any
need to go after the photonic bomb.
Have you made a deal with them?
Never.
Of course not.
In any case, we need to hurry!
If the photonic bomb detonates here,
then we'll go with it!
It won't be detonating.
However, it is Marciano's Twelve Sisters
we are up against.
We will engage them with our full force, but
I am telling you that even if the Jupiter is destroyed,
there will be no explosion, Malcolm.
There's no photonic bomb housed inside that ship.
There's nothing in it. It's just a fake.
So you've deceived us then?!
Oh, we have not deceived you at all.
How could we ever blow up an entire planet by
dropping a single bomb on it from outer space?
I've never heard of such a thing ever
being experimented with or done.
But if the bomb is planted deep within the
planet itself, well, that's a different story.
It can't be!
The real photonic bomb has already been buried
deep beneath the surface of Graceland.
No way!
For real?!
Damn, they're persistent.
The photonic bomb's timer has already been set
and it will explode right on schedule.
You see? We haven't deceived you at all.
You are scum.
To stop the photonic bomb that has
been buried underground,
one must either disable the ignition
device directly, or
enter a code into this remote control
device to halt the countdown.
There are 19 hours, 18 minutes
and 36 seconds remaining.
Okay then, we're running out of time,
so let's wrap up these negotiations.
Do we just bust in there?
No, wait. If they come to an agreement,
then everything's still all right.
One, two
We're sorry!
Oh, damn!
Huh?
It's
What is going on here?
I trust we can we now say we have met
each other's conditions?
Then your signature, please.
Where did you bury the bomb?
You can at least tell us that much now.
We can't contact our comrades
even if you do tell us.
And even if we tried to, I'm sure you've
set up jamming signals.
And if we break off negotiations now,
you could hold us in custody.
You've got quite an imagination.
Where did you bury it, during wartime like this?
Godwing
The place where the gods descend.
That's right by Gigabanks!
What did you say?!
Who are you?!
Richard?!
You traitor!
Let's go!
We've gotta snatch that remote control device!
Right!
There was never any photonic bomb.
You You fool
The Graceland Liberation Forces
will stand firm and fight!
There was someone who once said that at the
very end it's always one's allies who interfere.
I don't believe this!
If they had just let things go,
Graceland would have been all right.
Let's go. This ship is done for!
They're all complete idiots!
That's why they get into wars.
May, this is all we'll be needing from you.
The bomb is going to be dropped on
this planet in just over half a day.
We might die here.
I can't let you get wrapped up in this.
Of course, I'll try to avoid dying too.
After all, I haven't even been
married yet or anything.
And I still haven't
You still haven't captured Mister either.
Let's part ways here.
I've enjoyed all the discussions
we've been able to have.
Thank you.
When I tell Mother about you,
she may come to capture you.
No, she won't!
Why don't you think so?
Because she won't.
May!
The jamming signals are going full blast.
There's no way for us to contact
the Coyote like this.
We'll just have to go down there.
How much time left before the bomb goes off?
As much time as we've got left to live, maybe.
Are you still gonna go?
With pleasure!
So do we stop the bomb first
Or take back Bruce's legacy first?
Hoho o tsutawaru
Shizuku doko kara kuru no
Oshiete
Makimodosenai jikan to iu ruuru ni
Munagura tsukanda
Koko ni aru "omoi" de sae
Usuragu kioku ni teikou suru keredo
Kitto koroshi ni kuru
Sugite kita hibi no naka de
Tatta hitotsu shinjirareru
Koe o karasete naita
Koko e kite
Soba ni ite
Nee
I guess we'll have to send out our docking
clearance signal pretty soon, huh?
Stop your bitching and just hold on a minute.
I'm tellin' you to leave this to me!
You really want me to leave it all to you?
It ain't exactly easy to believe the words of a guy
who's still flipping through the manual at this point.
Sending a signal is one of the most
fundamental things for a sailor!
You really forgot how to do it, didn't you?
Would you shut the hell up?!
I don't see how I'm going to learn anything with
you running your damn mouth off like that!
So then, you did forget!
I am reviewing how to do it! Reviewing!
Don't count me in with senile old fools like you!
Hah! Take a good look ahead of us.
You can't afford to be taking your
time "reviewing" things.
Huh?
Damn! This sucks!
Uh, lessee
Relax!
Uh, lessee
You think I can just sit back and relax?!
Um, lessee Okay
Hey, I wonder if Bishop and Swamp
are doing all right?
Well, probably not.
You got it!
There's no way those two are doing all right.
They'll probably be at each other's
throats any minute now.
I can tell you that they're definitely
at each other's throats already!
No doubt!
Then why did you put those two together?
'Cuz that oughta make things more entertaining!
Huh?
Yeah, yeah! Entertaining!
HUH?
Oh, damn!
We should have wired up a camera somewhere!
A hidden camera!
Nah, no way!
I mean, that would be like watching a mystery movie
where you already know what happens!
Yeah, I guess so. You're absolutely right.
Hokorimamire no bonnet
Yubi de kyou o kizamu
Toori ame ga sugiru koro
Ai no you ni kieta
Kokoro no naka nakusenu mono aru kara
Mienai tsubasa habatakase
Koredemo katto fuku kaze ni mukaiuchi
Yuruginai kimochi de tachimukatteku no sa, go!
Sunabokori mau yakusoku no basho e
Oretachi wa hashiritsuzukete yuku
Konya koso
Koete yaru
Ano saki made
Episode 9
Jupiter
That monster appetite of yours
hasn't changed any, has it?
Ah, morning.
You're up early, aren't you?
Not as early as you.
Angelica Please wait up
Hey, tell me something.
Do your sisters all get up as early as you?
What difference does it make?
Not like it does make any difference to me.
Only twenty-four hours until the bomb drops
Hopefully, we'll be able to see
another sunrise like this.
Oh, we'll see it all right.
Well, you're sure confident.
So what are you going to do now?
Wait.
Wait?
Right, all we have to do is wait for Mister.
As long as Mister is after the
same thing your mother is,
he will come here without fail.
With you, it's always "Mister this" and "Mister that."
Huh? Have you already eaten breakfast?!
You're always eating. I'm amazed
you don't get sick of it!
As they say, "You can't wait for Mister
on an empty stomach."
The proverb is "You can't wage war
on an empty stomach."
These are orders from Headquarters!
Yes, so I see.
Could you please sign for it?
Here, right?
You've come quite a long way. Good work.
If If you wouldn't mind,
could you please refuel our ship?
We were also hoping to have a mechanic
take a look at our left engine,
since it doesn't seem to be doing too well.
Understood. I'll make the necessary arrangements.
Please wait over there until we're finished.
Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
Whew!
Cripes, you can't send a signal and you can barely
hold it together when it's time to act.
You wouldn't be able to do a
damn thing without me.
You can't blame me!
There's a whole planet on the line here!
When it does come down to it, I
Hey, where are you going?!
We're not gonna get anywhere
just sitting around here.
Whoa! Wait a minute!
H..Hey!
Yep
That's the photonic bomb.
This thing, huh?
How are we gonna get up close and personal
with that big-ass thing from here?
If it were just a little closer to the ship,
we'd be able to slip in somehow.
So naïve as you are,
you still sense danger, do you?
Shut the hell up!
Don't you have any ideas?
Well, now, if it were me
You've got no idea, do you?
Don't interrupt me while I'm thinking!
Look who's talking!
What was that?!
Hey, who was it that got that
signal sent out for you?
Oh yeah, thank you so much, sir!
You lookin' for a fight?! You little
What's that ship?
Hell if I know!
That's Malcolm!
Pardon me.
Well, let's get started.
The important thing now is how
we are going to end this war.
I'm sure you'll agree, Representative Boniek.
The Graceland Liberation Forces will
have to show understanding,
seeing as how the Secretary of Foreign Affairs
has come in person, no?
Thank you.
After all, we certainly don't want to
leave behind a sullied legacy
as politicians who obliterated a planet.
Then don't resort to dropping the photonic bomb.
Damn! What the heck are they doing in there?
You're the ones who have driven us to it!
You're sitting here today because
you've taken things so far!
Forgive me.
We almost ended up going around
in circles again, as always.
April, aren't we there yet?!
I'm bored too! I can't take it anymore!
Come on, I wanna play now!
I wanna play too!
Come on, I wanna play now!
I wanna play too!
Hold on just a little longer.
I'll let you romp around to your hearts'
content when we get there.
No sleeping, Dece!
Okay
God dammit!
What are we supposed to do?!
I see, that'll work.
I'm gonna go get me one.
Hi there.
Idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Just watch.
H..Hey!
Pardon me!
I've brought you gentlemen some orange juice.
We haven't asked for any such thing!
But I was told just a few minutes ago,
so I brought it all over here as quick as I could.
There's some pineapple juice too, and
All right already!
There's some pineapple juice too, and
All right already!
Fine, just leave it over there and get out!
Yes, sir
I'll do just that then.
Pardon the intrusion!
What are you doing going off
on your own like that?!
I thought I told you.
When it comes down to it, I can perform.
All right, gentlemen, we're just about out of time,
so let's continue with the proceedings.
Perfect!
Except it is pretty cramped in here.
Shut up!
Just keep it down and listen!
Why did you chose a place like this?!
We're least likely to get caught here.
Leave it to an old geezer to think up
something like this!
Don't treat me like an old geezer.
I did send the signal, right?
You're still harping on that? Man, I can't take it!
Achoo!
Shut up! Someone's going to hear us!
Just do something about that damn hair
ACHOO!
Hey, Mister.
Is it okay to head directly towards
Gigabanks like this?
It's not okay.
Yeah, of course not.
Franca
Do you know why it's not okay to
head straight for Gigabanks?
Because we might get ambushed by Marciano.
Right?
That is correct!
They should have an ambush set up.
But seeing as how we're up against a time limit,
we have to roll with the punches,
whatever they might be.
And well, if it were me,
I'd line my people up before we got to Graceland.
Huh?
Picking up something on radar.
You see?
I wouldn't say being right about that
is something to be glad about!
How many, all told?
It looks like about a dozen.
We sure are popular!
I'm more into more chic women who
have a sense of class though.
All hail Queen Angelica!
Katana, please!
Sorry, sorry.
There's a whole bunch of them coming for us,
so playing around is only going to get us killed.
Yes, ma'am!
All right, you two.
Huh?
Shall we go party with them then?
The Federation's conditions for
peace are as follows
One: Upon conclusion of the peace process,
Federal intervention is to be respected with regard
to the drafting of constitutional reform bills.
Two: All military weaponry and relevant
development materials,
in addition to all other items that could
potentially be misappropriated,
will be put under control of the Federation.
Three
Hey, Katana!
Set your sights on Graceland!
There's no need to take out the enemy.
Find an opening and blast on through!
You got it!
Katana, three ships closing from below right!
Roger!
Okay, Octo, Nove and Dece, wake up.
Our objective is the destruction
of the photonic bomb.
It's in the Jupiter, the central ship.
Whatever you do, avoid hitting the bomb itself.
From this distance, we'll also be
blown to bits if it explodes.
Is that understood?
Yes!
This will allow Mother to seek out
the "treasure" at her leisure.
This peace proposal is very much
in your favor, isn't it?
As these are negotiations,
we will of course listen to any concerns
that the Liberation Forces might have
as we all feel our way forward.
I have serious doubts as to whether you really
intend for us to all feel our way forward.
What?
Marciano's Twelve Sisters?
Prepare for combat immediately.
Don't let them get near the Jupiter!
We did it!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
We can't afford for anything to happen now,
so we'll need you to evacuate
this ship and take refuge.
I must ask you to go immediately
Let them do as they like.
What?
I don't see why the Guild would have any
need to go after the photonic bomb.
Have you made a deal with them?
Never.
Of course not.
In any case, we need to hurry!
If the photonic bomb detonates here,
then we'll go with it!
It won't be detonating.
However, it is Marciano's Twelve Sisters
we are up against.
We will engage them with our full force, but
I am telling you that even if the Jupiter is destroyed,
there will be no explosion, Malcolm.
There's no photonic bomb housed inside that ship.
There's nothing in it. It's just a fake.
So you've deceived us then?!
Oh, we have not deceived you at all.
How could we ever blow up an entire planet by
dropping a single bomb on it from outer space?
I've never heard of such a thing ever
being experimented with or done.
But if the bomb is planted deep within the
planet itself, well, that's a different story.
It can't be!
The real photonic bomb has already been buried
deep beneath the surface of Graceland.
No way!
For real?!
Damn, they're persistent.
The photonic bomb's timer has already been set
and it will explode right on schedule.
You see? We haven't deceived you at all.
You are scum.
To stop the photonic bomb that has
been buried underground,
one must either disable the ignition
device directly, or
enter a code into this remote control
device to halt the countdown.
There are 19 hours, 18 minutes
and 36 seconds remaining.
Okay then, we're running out of time,
so let's wrap up these negotiations.
Do we just bust in there?
No, wait. If they come to an agreement,
then everything's still all right.
One, two
We're sorry!
Oh, damn!
Huh?
It's
What is going on here?
I trust we can we now say we have met
each other's conditions?
Then your signature, please.
Where did you bury the bomb?
You can at least tell us that much now.
We can't contact our comrades
even if you do tell us.
And even if we tried to, I'm sure you've
set up jamming signals.
And if we break off negotiations now,
you could hold us in custody.
You've got quite an imagination.
Where did you bury it, during wartime like this?
Godwing
The place where the gods descend.
That's right by Gigabanks!
What did you say?!
Who are you?!
Richard?!
You traitor!
Let's go!
We've gotta snatch that remote control device!
Right!
There was never any photonic bomb.
You You fool
The Graceland Liberation Forces
will stand firm and fight!
There was someone who once said that at the
very end it's always one's allies who interfere.
I don't believe this!
If they had just let things go,
Graceland would have been all right.
Let's go. This ship is done for!
They're all complete idiots!
That's why they get into wars.
May, this is all we'll be needing from you.
The bomb is going to be dropped on
this planet in just over half a day.
We might die here.
I can't let you get wrapped up in this.
Of course, I'll try to avoid dying too.
After all, I haven't even been
married yet or anything.
And I still haven't
You still haven't captured Mister either.
Let's part ways here.
I've enjoyed all the discussions
we've been able to have.
Thank you.
When I tell Mother about you,
she may come to capture you.
No, she won't!
Why don't you think so?
Because she won't.
May!
The jamming signals are going full blast.
There's no way for us to contact
the Coyote like this.
We'll just have to go down there.
How much time left before the bomb goes off?
As much time as we've got left to live, maybe.
Are you still gonna go?
With pleasure!
So do we stop the bomb first
Or take back Bruce's legacy first?
Hoho o tsutawaru
Shizuku doko kara kuru no
Oshiete
Makimodosenai jikan to iu ruuru ni
Munagura tsukanda
Koko ni aru "omoi" de sae
Usuragu kioku ni teikou suru keredo
Kitto koroshi ni kuru
Sugite kita hibi no naka de
Tatta hitotsu shinjirareru
Koe o karasete naita
Koko e kite
Soba ni ite
Nee