Level Up (2012) s01e09 Episode Script
Blast-a-ton 2.0
Lyle: C'mon Dante. Let's
get this over with.
You're already at "S".
Can we make it a game
of "horseses"?
No.
Call your shot, man.
Okay.
Over the shoulder,
off the wall,
off the hoverbike,
of the brontosaurus,
nothing but net.
There's no way you're
gonna make that.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
That is definitely
broken.
Oops.
Yes! I did it!
I just owned you,
Conqueror of all worlds!
Yeah!
What did you do, sell
your 800th magic robe?
That's a lot of robes.
I have been toiling
in the Stake Bottom Bog
for the past 16 hours.
But it has finally
paid off.
That's why you've been
wearing that T-shirt for
two days in a row.
I thought you were
copping my style, Wyatt.
Gentlemen, Black Death
just unlocked a weapons upgrade.
Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Whoa, look at that thing.
That is the most
beautiful weapon
of monster destruction
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
Could you imagine if we had
this baby to take out leaks?
- That would be sick.
- That would be so cool.
Wait a minute.
What?
- Stop.
- He's not. He's not.
It's so cool!
Dude, that--
Whoa.
I could feel the power
coursing through my veins.
- Blazow!!
- Blazow?
Blazow!!
I don't get it.
It's like a exclamation,
you know, like--
[both]
Blazow!
Okay, mode 632,
wave bazooka.
Awesome.
Whoa.
What happened in here?
I can see that's
day three for that shirt.
That's amateur stuff.
I'll be wearing this
all week.
Guys, I've been testing out
Blast-a-Ton 2.0 all night.
You know some of the new
settings on this thing
are bonkers.
Hey, guys,
remember stink bombs?
- Yeah.
- Well now, I've got
gas knuckles.
- Oh!
- Oh!
Yes! It's awesome!
Do you smell that?
Do you smell it?
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah I smell it.
I smell it. Oh, that's
some serious
collateral stinkage!
Great. You can shoot
a fart fist.
I can't breathe!
Oh! Show us something else!
Put these on.
Mode 177,
the UV-ray ray.
Why didn't you say to
put them on your eyes?
I've got the power of
1,000 tanning beds
at my fingertips!
- Whoa!
- Hey!
Careful with that
thing, man!
It's dangerous.
Hey! I can handle it!
I can handle it.
What's wrong with him?
Hey, somebody set up
some boxes. I want to
show you mode 392,
Moctezuma's Revenge.
Oh, you're gonna
want to wear these.
I'm leaving.
So, bye.
Bye.
Yes.
Volcano City!
I'm sorry. Oklahoma City
is the capital of Oklahoma.
- Come on, man.
- Hey, I got the "City"
part right, didn't I?
I could have sworn it had
something to do with lava.
This famous American wrote
"The Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn."
Mark Wahlberg!
What?
Marky Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Twain. Listen up.
In two weeks, every Quiz Bowl
team in the state
is going after
that championship.
Now, unless we step
up our game,
- there is no way we're gonna--
- Lose!
Okay, all right.
Win. There's no way
we're gonna win.
Let's take five.
You know I can't use any
of this footage on the
school website, right?
It'll make Daventory Hills
look like a school of
buffoons.
Did you know that buffoons
are the only primate with
a human butt?
It makes you think,
doesn't it?
They're all neurons.
You know I could be a one-man
Quiz Bowl team if it weren't
for regulations.
Regulations are
holding me back.
Hey, since when do
you play French horn?
I always pictured you as
more of an accordion guy.
It's not a French horn.
- It's Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
- Oh.
I need to keep it with me
at all times.
You know, to keep it safe.
Okay, but if you're not
in band, you're gonna
look really weird
carrying that thing around.
You look kind of weird
carrying that camera around
all the time.
She's my cherished.
Okay, you need to chill out.
Okay, because
I don; t have to be here.
I could be making
a riveting documentary
on--
Dante's T-shirt wearing
marathon.
Just make sure the camera's
rolling for the next round.
I'll show you
what greatness is.
- Winston Churchill.
- Correct!
- The Battle of Gettysburg.
- Yes!
Hey!
- Rocky Mountain Fever.
- Bingo!
What?
The birthplace of
Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
A.K.A. John Denver.
Also, where aliens were
supposedly discovered in 1947.
Yes!
I am so great.
That was intense, okay?
Who knew you had all those
facts in your skull?
Hate to brag, but
I do spend a lot of time
by myself reading.
Don't worry, you're
not bragging.
Wyatt!
Normally I don't condone
hogging the buzzer.
This is a Quiz Bowl team.
But this team will
never get to State unless
you hog the buzzer,
so good job, hog!
This little piggy's going
to State, aren't we?
Where is it?
- Where is it?
- What? Clean laundry?
Not on Dante,
that's for sure.
No, there's a leak.
No. I just closed
the kitchen. There's
nobody in here but me.
[clanging]
For once I hope
that was a rat.
Me too. I've been
looking for a new pet.
[clanging]
Good luck fitting that
in a hamster bowl.
- It's a dupliganger.
- What?
Looks like Bear's has a new
midnight special--
Two monsters for
the price of one.
It looks like Wyatt
has a special too.
Battle groups
with a side of cheese.
I think we outnumber him.
Them. Those.
Whatever. Should we
try to surround it?
Shh.
Did he just "shh" me?
We don't need
a silly strategy.
We've got Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Hey, guy!
Better get off the road,
because here comes
Carmageddon!
Oh, funky lightning!
Now there's two of those
two-headed things!
That's like seven heads!
Hold on. I'll find something
more powerful.
Wyatt! I don't want
to be an appetizer!
Okay, I got it!
Get out of the way!
Wyatt!
I got them!
I got them!
They ran out the back.
Way to mess it up, guys.
Now we got two leaks
on the loose.
Yeah, and one cramp
in our midst.
What did I do?
He was talking about Wyatt.
Oh.
Way to go, guys.
Next time you should let me
handle the dupliganger
with Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Uh, we did, and you
split one monster
into two.
If you had given me
a little more time,
I would have been able
to find the perfect setting
to blow those guys
to smithereens.
If we had given you
a little more time,
we'd be digesting in those
monsters' lungs right now!
- Help me!
- That is a big bowl
of bulgogi.
We would have been fine.
Next time let's let
Blast-a-Ton 2.0
handle the business,
okay?
I'm gonna go erase
those security tapes.
This stinks.
Genghis Khan's
brother in law.
Yes! Yes!
That is 37 correct answers
in a row, Wyatt.
With you at the helm,
I think this team
could take the Quiz Bowl
state championship!
And then Mama's gonna get
a new championship jacket.
Weird.
37 in a row!
Pretty sweet, huh?
Uh, not so sure your
teammates think that.
Wyatt's been acting
like a jerk.
I mean, sure, he gets
all the questions right,
but I never get to do
anything anymore.
Oh, and that's not
even the worst part.
He's become a buzzer ballerina
prima donna diva.
What?
Brain power.
It's a buzzkill.
Man, after that
whole buzzer thing,
I was like, forget this.
I'm tired of him making me
feel like I'm not smart.
I'll show him. When I
become a poker champ
in Lava Gas, Nevada.
It's Las Vegas, you neuron.
See? See? This is what
I'm talking about.
See what he's
talking about?
Look, I'm getting
I'm getting all the right
answers.
I'm taking us to State.
They shouldn't
be complaining.
We got both of those jacked-up
iguana men in the same spot.
- We better be careful.
- Why are they arguing?
If there were two of me,
I would not be arguing
with myself.
Or maybe I would.
No I wouldn't.
Be quiet!
No, you be quiet!
That's it. I'm no longer
speaking to you.
Whoa!
All right.
This'll tan their
scaly hides.
Wait. No, maybe we should--
Feel the burn!
The UV-ray ray.
Whoa!
I am safe!
Great! There's three!
What?
Crab cakes!
- Okay--
- No!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Put me down!
I had those things
just where I wanted them
And you guys ruined it.
You're mad at us?
Your little ray of sunshine
almost took out me and Dante!
Almost? Almost?!?
Look at this!
I look like
a factory-rejected
candy cane!
I gotta get back there.
Don't you see
what's happening?
Every time you hit them,
they duplicate.
That only happened because
Dante's face was in the way.
Oh, sweet. My sunburn's
already peeling.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! That's a record!
What is your
problem, Wyatt?
I'll tell you my problem.
You guys keep getting
in the way of me
and Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
You need us to handle
the leaks.
I've been through enough
band breakups to know
where this is headed.
You're going Timberlake.
Oh, you're quick.
Not really.
I don't need you guys.
I'm a one-man
leak parting machine!
- We are never-fail.
We are a team.
- Yeah.
There's no regulation saying
I can't be a one-man team.
I'm out.
Did that just happen?
Wyatt's gone off
the deep end.
There's something up
with that Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
You want to hold some
of my dead skin?
- No!
- Okay.
Max, you have to help us.
Wyatt's new weapon is
making him crazy.
So we all need new weapons
so we can all be crazy
so we can be
a team again.
I'm thinking
make Skull Cracker like
burst into flames.
Just fire everywhere.
How would you hold it?
I'm also going to need fireproof
gloves.
Have you tripped a circuit?
Not happening.
Okay, so we could either
use concealer to make you
look normal
or we could just make
your whole face red.
Can I see the red?
That's nice.
Do it up, sister.
Blast-a-Ton 2.0 is
an over-clocked piece of code.
Move.
Something happened,
and everyone in the game
with a Blast-a-Ton 2.0
is running amok,
laying waste
to entire dungeons
on their own.
They've gone mad
with power.
That's exactly what's
going down with Wyatt.
Aha!
Now where did I put
that lock box?
This will split
you in two--
into a million pieces.
There you are.
I'm downgrading
Blast-a-Ton 2.0,
taking away its power.
Wait. Won't that affect
Wyatt's new Blast-a-Ton?
- Probably.
- Dude, you can't do that.
Wyatt is out there
chasing leaks right now.
Downgraded.
What did you say?
Exactly how downgraded
are we talking here, Max?
Oh, he probably won't
even notice.
Marrow Masher!
What?
Oh, exclamation.
Time out! Time out! Time out!
Time out!
Uh, try, uh--
No!
Blast-a-Ton?
More like Blast-a-Feather!
What is wrong with this thing?
I don't care how much
of a cramp he's been.
We've got to save Wyatt
from those dupligangers.
You guys are fighting
dupligangers.
I hope you haven't been
hitting them one at a time.
No. Why?
Because they duplicate.
It's in their name.
They have two heads.
I thought I made it
super obvious.
But you guys know how
to deal with them?
Yeah.
Totally, man.
I don't think Angie
knows though.
You should tell Angie.
And speak slowly.
She's a girl.
A dupliganger can
only be defeated
when it's hit by two weapons
at the same time.
One person alone
can't beat them.
Only a team can.
Was that too fast?
Got it. It's time
to do this, guys.
Oh, I would love
to help you guys fight
a horrifying monster, but--
oh, no. I should stay
here and clean this up.
Let's let loose on
that lizardy loser.
Yes! Five "L" words.
I can't fight that leak
with lip gloss.
- That's broken.
- I just fixed that.
All right, guys, where's
my Fist of Schoolage?
Booty box!
Not so fast,
you slimy creep!
Angie, what are
you guys doing here?
Ha! Yaaah!
Let it lay some--
laser-- man,
I had it back at HQ!
We're here to save
our friend with teamwork
and magical weapons
like the computer game.
I can't believe
you guys showed up after
how I treated you.
Okay, this thing may be
made of steel
but my arm isn't.
Do something!
Dante, time for a little
teamwork. Shirts vs.
scaly skins!
Angie, you go high.
I'll go low.
Done!
Yes! Nice!
Wyatt! Set me up!
Set you up,
or should I say--
Oh, hold the battle quip.
Yes!
Ooh, I have an idea.
Me? Okay, let's
turn Skull Cracker
into a firecracker.
Yeah, I can do that.
Meshugenah caliente!
Oh, my dream
has come true!
And it hurts!
Hot hot hot hot!
Yes! Come on!
Hot hot hot hot
Hot hot hot hot!
Cold cold cold cold!
That was so awesome!
He was like,
"I'm gonna get you,"
and I'm like,
"No, you're not!"
Blazow!
See? Blazow.
People do say that.
Angie is not people.
Hey, Dante, sorry
for toasting half your body.
It's okay. I did double
my dead skin collection.
Do you want to see it?
Oh, that's nasty.
I didn't know
you had a dead skin
collection.
Well, it wasn't worth
mentioning until now.
That's gross.
And the rest of you, thanks
for not giving up on me,
even when I turned into
an evil, possessed maniac
whose best friend was
a weapon from a videogame.
Yeah, remember that time
you were gonna meet me
at Bayer's
to help me with geometry?
And I totally stood you up?
Yeah, I forgot all about it.
Well, when I was
waiting for you,
I said, "I'm gonna be
a better friend to Wyatt.
He needs one when
he gets all weird."
Plus, who's gonna help us
fix our computers?
Hey, I'd do it.
For free?
Oh, no. Forget it.
I knew it.
I know it's probably
impossible,
but I wish there was some way
I could make it up to you.
I have an idea!
Oh!
Well?
What is it?
Oh, you need me
to say it out loud?
And done.
I give you Blast-a-Ton 2.5.
It's not evil powerful
anymore but it will do
some serious damage.
Which reminds me.
I have a waiver for
you to sign
that says I'm not
legally responsible
for any serious damage.
If you could just--
You ready, Wyatt?
When I said I'd
make it up to you,
I meant like I'd
buy you a milkshake
or something.
- Uh huh.
- Oh yeah.
Custard cannon!
You gotta love it!
- All right, men, who's next?
- Me!
- Me!
- Me!
Careful! Careful!
I didn't even do anything
to you guys.
Sweet.
Gonna need somebody
to answer.
Wyatt.
Mount St. Helens.
I'm sorry. The answer is 12.
The square root
of 144 is 12.
Geography was
two rounds ago.
That's totally what
I was gonna say next.
Hey, at least
you're trying, right?
That's what counts.
Well, things were definitely
more interesting
when you were acting
like a know-it-all.
- I think Ms. Elmhurst agrees.
- Hah.
Maybe she'll get that
championship jacket.
- Next year.
- Next year.
get this over with.
You're already at "S".
Can we make it a game
of "horseses"?
No.
Call your shot, man.
Okay.
Over the shoulder,
off the wall,
off the hoverbike,
of the brontosaurus,
nothing but net.
There's no way you're
gonna make that.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
That is definitely
broken.
Oops.
Yes! I did it!
I just owned you,
Conqueror of all worlds!
Yeah!
What did you do, sell
your 800th magic robe?
That's a lot of robes.
I have been toiling
in the Stake Bottom Bog
for the past 16 hours.
But it has finally
paid off.
That's why you've been
wearing that T-shirt for
two days in a row.
I thought you were
copping my style, Wyatt.
Gentlemen, Black Death
just unlocked a weapons upgrade.
Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Whoa, look at that thing.
That is the most
beautiful weapon
of monster destruction
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
Could you imagine if we had
this baby to take out leaks?
- That would be sick.
- That would be so cool.
Wait a minute.
What?
- Stop.
- He's not. He's not.
It's so cool!
Dude, that--
Whoa.
I could feel the power
coursing through my veins.
- Blazow!!
- Blazow?
Blazow!!
I don't get it.
It's like a exclamation,
you know, like--
[both]
Blazow!
Okay, mode 632,
wave bazooka.
Awesome.
Whoa.
What happened in here?
I can see that's
day three for that shirt.
That's amateur stuff.
I'll be wearing this
all week.
Guys, I've been testing out
Blast-a-Ton 2.0 all night.
You know some of the new
settings on this thing
are bonkers.
Hey, guys,
remember stink bombs?
- Yeah.
- Well now, I've got
gas knuckles.
- Oh!
- Oh!
Yes! It's awesome!
Do you smell that?
Do you smell it?
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah I smell it.
I smell it. Oh, that's
some serious
collateral stinkage!
Great. You can shoot
a fart fist.
I can't breathe!
Oh! Show us something else!
Put these on.
Mode 177,
the UV-ray ray.
Why didn't you say to
put them on your eyes?
I've got the power of
1,000 tanning beds
at my fingertips!
- Whoa!
- Hey!
Careful with that
thing, man!
It's dangerous.
Hey! I can handle it!
I can handle it.
What's wrong with him?
Hey, somebody set up
some boxes. I want to
show you mode 392,
Moctezuma's Revenge.
Oh, you're gonna
want to wear these.
I'm leaving.
So, bye.
Bye.
Yes.
Volcano City!
I'm sorry. Oklahoma City
is the capital of Oklahoma.
- Come on, man.
- Hey, I got the "City"
part right, didn't I?
I could have sworn it had
something to do with lava.
This famous American wrote
"The Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn."
Mark Wahlberg!
What?
Marky Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Twain. Listen up.
In two weeks, every Quiz Bowl
team in the state
is going after
that championship.
Now, unless we step
up our game,
- there is no way we're gonna--
- Lose!
Okay, all right.
Win. There's no way
we're gonna win.
Let's take five.
You know I can't use any
of this footage on the
school website, right?
It'll make Daventory Hills
look like a school of
buffoons.
Did you know that buffoons
are the only primate with
a human butt?
It makes you think,
doesn't it?
They're all neurons.
You know I could be a one-man
Quiz Bowl team if it weren't
for regulations.
Regulations are
holding me back.
Hey, since when do
you play French horn?
I always pictured you as
more of an accordion guy.
It's not a French horn.
- It's Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
- Oh.
I need to keep it with me
at all times.
You know, to keep it safe.
Okay, but if you're not
in band, you're gonna
look really weird
carrying that thing around.
You look kind of weird
carrying that camera around
all the time.
She's my cherished.
Okay, you need to chill out.
Okay, because
I don; t have to be here.
I could be making
a riveting documentary
on--
Dante's T-shirt wearing
marathon.
Just make sure the camera's
rolling for the next round.
I'll show you
what greatness is.
- Winston Churchill.
- Correct!
- The Battle of Gettysburg.
- Yes!
Hey!
- Rocky Mountain Fever.
- Bingo!
What?
The birthplace of
Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
A.K.A. John Denver.
Also, where aliens were
supposedly discovered in 1947.
Yes!
I am so great.
That was intense, okay?
Who knew you had all those
facts in your skull?
Hate to brag, but
I do spend a lot of time
by myself reading.
Don't worry, you're
not bragging.
Wyatt!
Normally I don't condone
hogging the buzzer.
This is a Quiz Bowl team.
But this team will
never get to State unless
you hog the buzzer,
so good job, hog!
This little piggy's going
to State, aren't we?
Where is it?
- Where is it?
- What? Clean laundry?
Not on Dante,
that's for sure.
No, there's a leak.
No. I just closed
the kitchen. There's
nobody in here but me.
[clanging]
For once I hope
that was a rat.
Me too. I've been
looking for a new pet.
[clanging]
Good luck fitting that
in a hamster bowl.
- It's a dupliganger.
- What?
Looks like Bear's has a new
midnight special--
Two monsters for
the price of one.
It looks like Wyatt
has a special too.
Battle groups
with a side of cheese.
I think we outnumber him.
Them. Those.
Whatever. Should we
try to surround it?
Shh.
Did he just "shh" me?
We don't need
a silly strategy.
We've got Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Hey, guy!
Better get off the road,
because here comes
Carmageddon!
Oh, funky lightning!
Now there's two of those
two-headed things!
That's like seven heads!
Hold on. I'll find something
more powerful.
Wyatt! I don't want
to be an appetizer!
Okay, I got it!
Get out of the way!
Wyatt!
I got them!
I got them!
They ran out the back.
Way to mess it up, guys.
Now we got two leaks
on the loose.
Yeah, and one cramp
in our midst.
What did I do?
He was talking about Wyatt.
Oh.
Way to go, guys.
Next time you should let me
handle the dupliganger
with Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
Uh, we did, and you
split one monster
into two.
If you had given me
a little more time,
I would have been able
to find the perfect setting
to blow those guys
to smithereens.
If we had given you
a little more time,
we'd be digesting in those
monsters' lungs right now!
- Help me!
- That is a big bowl
of bulgogi.
We would have been fine.
Next time let's let
Blast-a-Ton 2.0
handle the business,
okay?
I'm gonna go erase
those security tapes.
This stinks.
Genghis Khan's
brother in law.
Yes! Yes!
That is 37 correct answers
in a row, Wyatt.
With you at the helm,
I think this team
could take the Quiz Bowl
state championship!
And then Mama's gonna get
a new championship jacket.
Weird.
37 in a row!
Pretty sweet, huh?
Uh, not so sure your
teammates think that.
Wyatt's been acting
like a jerk.
I mean, sure, he gets
all the questions right,
but I never get to do
anything anymore.
Oh, and that's not
even the worst part.
He's become a buzzer ballerina
prima donna diva.
What?
Brain power.
It's a buzzkill.
Man, after that
whole buzzer thing,
I was like, forget this.
I'm tired of him making me
feel like I'm not smart.
I'll show him. When I
become a poker champ
in Lava Gas, Nevada.
It's Las Vegas, you neuron.
See? See? This is what
I'm talking about.
See what he's
talking about?
Look, I'm getting
I'm getting all the right
answers.
I'm taking us to State.
They shouldn't
be complaining.
We got both of those jacked-up
iguana men in the same spot.
- We better be careful.
- Why are they arguing?
If there were two of me,
I would not be arguing
with myself.
Or maybe I would.
No I wouldn't.
Be quiet!
No, you be quiet!
That's it. I'm no longer
speaking to you.
Whoa!
All right.
This'll tan their
scaly hides.
Wait. No, maybe we should--
Feel the burn!
The UV-ray ray.
Whoa!
I am safe!
Great! There's three!
What?
Crab cakes!
- Okay--
- No!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Put me down!
I had those things
just where I wanted them
And you guys ruined it.
You're mad at us?
Your little ray of sunshine
almost took out me and Dante!
Almost? Almost?!?
Look at this!
I look like
a factory-rejected
candy cane!
I gotta get back there.
Don't you see
what's happening?
Every time you hit them,
they duplicate.
That only happened because
Dante's face was in the way.
Oh, sweet. My sunburn's
already peeling.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! That's a record!
What is your
problem, Wyatt?
I'll tell you my problem.
You guys keep getting
in the way of me
and Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
You need us to handle
the leaks.
I've been through enough
band breakups to know
where this is headed.
You're going Timberlake.
Oh, you're quick.
Not really.
I don't need you guys.
I'm a one-man
leak parting machine!
- We are never-fail.
We are a team.
- Yeah.
There's no regulation saying
I can't be a one-man team.
I'm out.
Did that just happen?
Wyatt's gone off
the deep end.
There's something up
with that Blast-a-Ton 2.0.
You want to hold some
of my dead skin?
- No!
- Okay.
Max, you have to help us.
Wyatt's new weapon is
making him crazy.
So we all need new weapons
so we can all be crazy
so we can be
a team again.
I'm thinking
make Skull Cracker like
burst into flames.
Just fire everywhere.
How would you hold it?
I'm also going to need fireproof
gloves.
Have you tripped a circuit?
Not happening.
Okay, so we could either
use concealer to make you
look normal
or we could just make
your whole face red.
Can I see the red?
That's nice.
Do it up, sister.
Blast-a-Ton 2.0 is
an over-clocked piece of code.
Move.
Something happened,
and everyone in the game
with a Blast-a-Ton 2.0
is running amok,
laying waste
to entire dungeons
on their own.
They've gone mad
with power.
That's exactly what's
going down with Wyatt.
Aha!
Now where did I put
that lock box?
This will split
you in two--
into a million pieces.
There you are.
I'm downgrading
Blast-a-Ton 2.0,
taking away its power.
Wait. Won't that affect
Wyatt's new Blast-a-Ton?
- Probably.
- Dude, you can't do that.
Wyatt is out there
chasing leaks right now.
Downgraded.
What did you say?
Exactly how downgraded
are we talking here, Max?
Oh, he probably won't
even notice.
Marrow Masher!
What?
Oh, exclamation.
Time out! Time out! Time out!
Time out!
Uh, try, uh--
No!
Blast-a-Ton?
More like Blast-a-Feather!
What is wrong with this thing?
I don't care how much
of a cramp he's been.
We've got to save Wyatt
from those dupligangers.
You guys are fighting
dupligangers.
I hope you haven't been
hitting them one at a time.
No. Why?
Because they duplicate.
It's in their name.
They have two heads.
I thought I made it
super obvious.
But you guys know how
to deal with them?
Yeah.
Totally, man.
I don't think Angie
knows though.
You should tell Angie.
And speak slowly.
She's a girl.
A dupliganger can
only be defeated
when it's hit by two weapons
at the same time.
One person alone
can't beat them.
Only a team can.
Was that too fast?
Got it. It's time
to do this, guys.
Oh, I would love
to help you guys fight
a horrifying monster, but--
oh, no. I should stay
here and clean this up.
Let's let loose on
that lizardy loser.
Yes! Five "L" words.
I can't fight that leak
with lip gloss.
- That's broken.
- I just fixed that.
All right, guys, where's
my Fist of Schoolage?
Booty box!
Not so fast,
you slimy creep!
Angie, what are
you guys doing here?
Ha! Yaaah!
Let it lay some--
laser-- man,
I had it back at HQ!
We're here to save
our friend with teamwork
and magical weapons
like the computer game.
I can't believe
you guys showed up after
how I treated you.
Okay, this thing may be
made of steel
but my arm isn't.
Do something!
Dante, time for a little
teamwork. Shirts vs.
scaly skins!
Angie, you go high.
I'll go low.
Done!
Yes! Nice!
Wyatt! Set me up!
Set you up,
or should I say--
Oh, hold the battle quip.
Yes!
Ooh, I have an idea.
Me? Okay, let's
turn Skull Cracker
into a firecracker.
Yeah, I can do that.
Meshugenah caliente!
Oh, my dream
has come true!
And it hurts!
Hot hot hot hot!
Yes! Come on!
Hot hot hot hot
Hot hot hot hot!
Cold cold cold cold!
That was so awesome!
He was like,
"I'm gonna get you,"
and I'm like,
"No, you're not!"
Blazow!
See? Blazow.
People do say that.
Angie is not people.
Hey, Dante, sorry
for toasting half your body.
It's okay. I did double
my dead skin collection.
Do you want to see it?
Oh, that's nasty.
I didn't know
you had a dead skin
collection.
Well, it wasn't worth
mentioning until now.
That's gross.
And the rest of you, thanks
for not giving up on me,
even when I turned into
an evil, possessed maniac
whose best friend was
a weapon from a videogame.
Yeah, remember that time
you were gonna meet me
at Bayer's
to help me with geometry?
And I totally stood you up?
Yeah, I forgot all about it.
Well, when I was
waiting for you,
I said, "I'm gonna be
a better friend to Wyatt.
He needs one when
he gets all weird."
Plus, who's gonna help us
fix our computers?
Hey, I'd do it.
For free?
Oh, no. Forget it.
I knew it.
I know it's probably
impossible,
but I wish there was some way
I could make it up to you.
I have an idea!
Oh!
Well?
What is it?
Oh, you need me
to say it out loud?
And done.
I give you Blast-a-Ton 2.5.
It's not evil powerful
anymore but it will do
some serious damage.
Which reminds me.
I have a waiver for
you to sign
that says I'm not
legally responsible
for any serious damage.
If you could just--
You ready, Wyatt?
When I said I'd
make it up to you,
I meant like I'd
buy you a milkshake
or something.
- Uh huh.
- Oh yeah.
Custard cannon!
You gotta love it!
- All right, men, who's next?
- Me!
- Me!
- Me!
Careful! Careful!
I didn't even do anything
to you guys.
Sweet.
Gonna need somebody
to answer.
Wyatt.
Mount St. Helens.
I'm sorry. The answer is 12.
The square root
of 144 is 12.
Geography was
two rounds ago.
That's totally what
I was gonna say next.
Hey, at least
you're trying, right?
That's what counts.
Well, things were definitely
more interesting
when you were acting
like a know-it-all.
- I think Ms. Elmhurst agrees.
- Hah.
Maybe she'll get that
championship jacket.
- Next year.
- Next year.