Locker Diaries: Descendants (2026) s01e09 Episode Script
The Wrong Crush
[inquisitive instrumental
music playing]
Sweet! Cookie. [laughs]
"This treat may look sweet,
but I'll spill the tea.
One bite makes you fall
for the next person
you see."
Uh-oh.
-[banging]
-Oh! Umm
Whoever you are,
now's not a great time.
Luis, if you forgot to do
our Science
of Magic Lab project,
I will gut you
like a fish.
Right, um
What, you can't even look at me?
It's just, uh,
something in my eye.
-Oh, look, Red's coming.
-Red?
Hmm. Your eyes seem fine to me.
Hazel Hook,
you are the pirate queen
who has plundered my heart.
Okay, keep talking like that,
and you're gonna
get the hook.
Wait up!
[whimsical instrumental
music playing]
Just give me one kiss
from those sea-salty lips.
There's got to be
some kind of magic mojo
going on here.
The magic of love.
[romantic instrumental
music playing]
No. No.
[giggling]
It's definitely a love potion.
I mean,
he's absolutely lovesick.
Looks like Chessie's
sowing more chaos.
Please tell me
you have an antidote.
There is no antidote for love.
Okay
I mean, this magic milk
should counteract
the cookie's love potion.
-No.
-Gimme!
Wait.
Was I just in love
with Hazel?
Okay. Okay, you didn't
have to say it like that.
[student] Oh, a cookie. Sweet.
No, not again.
Ugh, Chessie.
[upbeat
instrumental music playing]
music playing]
Sweet! Cookie. [laughs]
"This treat may look sweet,
but I'll spill the tea.
One bite makes you fall
for the next person
you see."
Uh-oh.
-[banging]
-Oh! Umm
Whoever you are,
now's not a great time.
Luis, if you forgot to do
our Science
of Magic Lab project,
I will gut you
like a fish.
Right, um
What, you can't even look at me?
It's just, uh,
something in my eye.
-Oh, look, Red's coming.
-Red?
Hmm. Your eyes seem fine to me.
Hazel Hook,
you are the pirate queen
who has plundered my heart.
Okay, keep talking like that,
and you're gonna
get the hook.
Wait up!
[whimsical instrumental
music playing]
Just give me one kiss
from those sea-salty lips.
There's got to be
some kind of magic mojo
going on here.
The magic of love.
[romantic instrumental
music playing]
No. No.
[giggling]
It's definitely a love potion.
I mean,
he's absolutely lovesick.
Looks like Chessie's
sowing more chaos.
Please tell me
you have an antidote.
There is no antidote for love.
Okay
I mean, this magic milk
should counteract
the cookie's love potion.
-No.
-Gimme!
Wait.
Was I just in love
with Hazel?
Okay. Okay, you didn't
have to say it like that.
[student] Oh, a cookie. Sweet.
No, not again.
Ugh, Chessie.
[upbeat
instrumental music playing]