Martin Mystery (2003) s01e09 Episode Script

so oh shriek from beyond uh i must say diana it's the hard work of students like you that make our yearly science fair such a success participating is my pleasure sir igneous
rock formations are so fascinating hi principal hamilton hi principal pebbleton hi principal hello girls ole miss hmm i've never seen that cheerleader before oh that's just uh uh parpa the new
foreign exchange student from bavaria yeah me parpa from bavaria oh so in that case i hope you're enjoying your time here oh yeah part of a like good well have a nice day girls
are you trying to get us both kicked out of school what are you wearing that goofy outfit for anyway i figured it was the best way to get close to the cheerleaders oh
you gotta admit it's pretty ingenious that's it i've had enough of you in your ridiculous girl catching schemes from now on you're on your own fine by me i can totally take care of myself anyway
it's coming from that tree i don't see a way in thanks job diana lombard hello everyone uh hey what's with the skirt marty it got me this close to the cheerleading
squad and their pom-poms oh of course i get it why didn't i think of that i'm definitely gonna try that at the next office party uh boys could we please just get to the mission already
so as you can see your time will be divided into training studying and you might want to wear smocks next time ah good afternoon troops today you'll be going to norway to
investigate the sighting of a woman frozen in an iceberg a frozen woman eh could be a cave person like java or an icicle spitting babe like vegeta of the ice woman comics
billy will make sure you have everything you need like appropriate clothing now if you'll excuse me oh this is the life ah i can't wait to try some of that norwegian food job like the
whale rubber they're so famous for blubber oh and steel intestines stuffed with tuna eyes and squid balls stop no more talk about food okay but i was just getting to the weird stuff huh there it is
now martin behave yourself cause i'm not gonna bail you out if you get in trouble martin did you hear me then what happened both could not be steered an iceberg was coming quickly a
woman's face in ice so haunting before we see anything else we crash well there's no frozen woman in here now that's for sure maybe it was just a mermaid on a winter holiday oh ah
martin are you okay i'm better than okay i'm stoked i just found a snow angel a snow angel you've gotta be joking i gotta admit it does look like a snow angel but what's it doing in this iceberg oh
pretty check it out it's ethereal quit it hey what if the woman in the ice was some kind of fallen angel fallen angel the personification of the wickedness in the world according to paranormal
monthly they're not that uncommon okay before we jump to any crazy conclusions let's send the feather to billy for analysis in the meantime we can see what's happening in town
blubber burgers here we come yum now this is what i call a cool mission a mysterious angel babe a spooky fishing town and some seriously tasty squid burgers broken
hearts i just wish we could link it all together you know figure out the connection hello expressing feelings of anxiety over here uh excuse me where are you going
you can't go in there martin you're too young and it's for sailors only whatever but don't count on me to save your hide if you get in trouble neanderthals only is more like it broken heart
like the sea like love doesn't that's pretty progressive music for such a small town five what's going on what's going on is i just saved you don't you remember
not really all i know is one minute i'm eating a squid burger the next i'm wearing this dorky raincoat maybe i have some kind of food poisoning boy for somebody who can take care of
himself you sure need a lot of help it's the fallen angel just like i told you come on i think we can catch no leave the creature be cheers your evil stop meddling in things you don't understand
stay away i don't know what's freakier the shrieking creature or that crazy old man speaking of freaky check this out oops didn't mean to scare you anyway according to my analysis not only is
your feather over 50 years old but it contains both human and bird dna so are creatures half human half bird oh man what if she's a phoenix okay marty i think you've shared enough
theories for one day oh and one more thing the feather contained traces of quartz and orthoclase warts and orthoglase put the two together and you've got granite science fair project hmm
so all we have to do is find the nearest granite cliff and we'll probably find her exactly well come on let's go before she strikes again oh looks like we're riding the java express oh
what do you know it looks just like your dorm room martin very funny wow she's so beautiful okay so she's pretty just don't forget what she's capable of hey look at this love eternal rolf rolf
hey isn't that the same name our bird lady said before that scary man java no like has anyone ever told you you have lovely hair what are you doing and your robe it's so elegant get back here
didn't mean to wake you from your beauty sleep not that you need beauty sleep on a county you're so beautiful put a sock in it already right that was a close one i almost got a date
you just had to wake her up with your lame pickup lines you're hopeless no this can't be happening again selected you stupid bird yeah what happened you mean besides the part where we flew
over the side of a cliff and the bird woman tried to kill us i can't believe you don't remember again oh it's like you were brainwashed or something wait a minute
you were brainwashed by the singing oh fire up the legend x martin you want activated legend x selected now type in half bird half woman the legend of the mythological siren ooh
a siren is even cooler than a phoenix and hotter keep reading in greek mythology a half-bird half-woman lured sailors to destruction by the sweetness of her song the greek hero odysseys
escaped the danger by having himself tied securely to a mast and stopping the ears of his crew with wax that explains why i wasn't affected by the siren she only targets men but why did she wait
until now to return sven and olaf when their ship hit the iceberg they freed her yeah but how did she get stuck in the ice in the first place ralph java you're a genius rolf is the crazy
man from town the photo was taken around 50 years ago and the feather we found is around 50 years old we better go find ralph quickly and get some answers only problem is how do we get off this ice
don't worry we've got plenty of time you know since the siren is part bird of prey she probably only hunts at night it's norway doofus days are short i knew that i was just testing it yeah right yeah
now let's stop reports too late look at this place it's a disaster how are we supposed to find rolf in all this rubble this way good boy job why would anyone want to live down here
to be as far away from that creature as possible no she will never find me never but she's wrecking the entire town looking for you yeah a lot of people are in danger you gotta tell us what
happened it was 50 years ago and i was in love with the siren but i was young and so good tired of her when i left her she vowed to destroy me so i froze her in a block of ice in my fishing vessel
and left her on an iceberg but now she's back so the siren isn't the monster it's you yeah but we still have to stop her otherwise every sailor in norway is going to be fish bait and rolf is going
to help us how remember odysseys great idea bro real feminine sis even more beautiful than the siren song that's a big idea we can't have you getting hypnotized again can we okay rolf now
let me go this will never work we don't have all day ralph i'm the man before the mass that plows the raging sea and on this simple subject will will you please enlighten me it isn't working
keep trying common sailors we are called come tell me the reason why i knew my woman catching schemes were ingenious she's getting away not if i can help it job you get wrong i'll take down the birdly
you got her now all i gotta do is wheel her in excellent work you three this is the center's first chance to study the behavioral habits of a siren up close i'm sorry i was so insensitive
it was wrong you know i could totally help you get over this guy nice try martin but we have enough male creatures in our inter-species dating program her heart will be mended in no time you