Monster Garage (2002) s01e09 Episode Script
Delivery Truck
Here he, here he, more Jesse the Monster
Slayer has been quietly in a way with his
night to the garage, a lunch another
chapter of mechanical mayhem, pop your drive
wrench, gather your squires and make-ins,
and duck, because
Monster Grudge is in the
house.
Join us now as Jesse
and his gang of Maverick
mechanics, RIP, RIND,
and VIRN, transforming
ordinary street vehicles into Monster
Machines in the Monster Grudge.
Something's bug and
Jesse, Mr. Intensity's
tractor beam stare is
locked on the target.
I absolutely despise waiting for something.
By the time I've waited and waited for
a week, I could have
probably made it myself.
This week's challenge
turned a 1998 Chevy P1000
step van into the ultimate
assault delivery vehicle.
The rules. When built,
the machine must appear
to be stuck. The team
can spend no more than
3,000 dollars in hard
cash for parts. Jesse
and his crew have seven days and nights.
On the first day, they
design for the next
five, they build. And on
the seventh, they race.
If successful, the team
walks away with a $3
,400 set of back tools,
and the clock starts now.
The Mac truck arrives fully loaded, but
the last thing, Jesse, the tool fanatic,
wants in his Mac tools truck
today, is tools out they all go.
This makes me the Mac
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
The design team meets their
general, postmaster, Jesse James.
The problem in front
of us is trying to make
something that delivers packages and mail
to the faster. So I
think we need to make a
cannon that would launch
it straight out of the
side. So if you're driving straight down
the street and houses are right here, it's
doing doing. What have you had a series of
about 10 barrels that just rotate it out
and you'll deliver 10
newspapers at the same time.
If it's mobile and you
can stand up there and
you're the actual turret,
grab one loaded in.
But for every action there's a direct
and opposite reaction every time it's
thumps the package at it thumps you back.
Dave Norris designs and
makes air cannons those
cool hot dog and t
-shirt shooting bazookas
in the exporting of X.
I would say most favorite thing is
pull in the trigger the first time.
And here in the hoop.
And watching the t-shirt fly 150.
We'll just make a turret
that we can climb out.
And that way you can get
up there and you can,
you know, aim at it
whatever house you want.
One, one, one.
That's a good start.
Okay. You know, my mind sets
kind of on rapid though.
You know, we're going to actually take
this thing and be competitive with it.
Well, the tactical technology there
are lots of design variations.
People have been kind of building
catapult for 2,500 years.
Ron Tom's makes a living
by making catapults.
I'm the world's largest manufacturer of
siege weaponry in miniature in the world.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Ron has three steps to
go from rapid to fire.
First, a device to shoot
envelopes directly into a mailbox.
Here's an idea for the envelopes.
This is based on the idea of
a baseball pitching machine.
You take the envelope,
so it will be real going.
Just laying on like that.
Next, get medieval on back with something
that looks like a crossbow and steroids.
This is a ballista.
What you can do with this is have it
in the truck in the cock position.
The package is in it.
That's ready to go. Then you
just pull the trigger in.
It goes.
Finally, for the big and bulky, there's
only one way to go over the top.
Like if you had a heavy
package that needed to
go up a long driveway
or something like that,
we could pull the thing right up.
With one of Ron's cannibals, a bowling
ball becomes a deadly cannon ball.
You know what the way
this thing's designed?
Careful with what it is.
You know, so we can actually build
a frame part of it right inside here
and make the back part
of the roof lift off.
Ron has in mind a specific type
of catapult called a trebuchet.
Now a trebuchet is a type of catapult
that uses a counterweight on an arm.
There's a sling attached to the arm.
And that sling pivot's around
the end throws a project out.
Step of the ceiling.
The arsenal's all set.
Time to sweeten the pot.
Jesse likes eye candy.
My rule of thumb, everything's
always better with flames.
Yeah.
Design artist Dias Nagau was
born and raised in Tokyo, Japan.
He graduated from the Pasadena Design
Center and quickly landed his dream job.
A design motorcycle's gone on that.
Ooh!
Which is a little drop of flames in it.
Jesse James Pike.
This design is locked and loaded.
For small packages, they
will use the airtighting.
For medium sized packages,
the crossbow-like felistas.
For large packages, the trebuchet.
They're big and roomy-mac truck.
Just got very crowded.
And they're cool.
I think we got it nailed.
Pretty confident on this one.
Usually I'm this.
On the skeptic.
The lone skeptic rides off in an
ear-shattering war of approval.
Day two, six a.m.
Jesse has assembled
five monster mechanics,
eager to put their
stamp on the Mac truck.
Jim Barley from Reno, Nevada,
monster truck mechanic
and jaws of life operator.
All can't do from Santa
Monica, California,
plastic surgery nurse
and human customizer.
Jamie Whitlock from
Costa Mesa, California,
welding diva.
Continuing from the design team,
Dave Norris from
Phoenixville, Pennsylvania,
air cannon ear.
In Ron Tom's from
Sherman Oaks, California,
King of all catapults.
With the build team in place,
it's now a race against time.
This is the deal.
We're going to make the
ultimate delivery truck.
This to me is just work.
If you guys sit around and do, you know,
stupid shit on camera,
these guys don't care.
They're going to make you
look like an ass on TV.
You know, it's got to be
working together as a team.
And we have to start right
now and treat everyday.
It's our last day.
To speed up the process,
Jesse appoints Dave and
Ron as the team leaders.
We'll set up in two different groups.
One start working on the air cannon.
Could I do it?
And one will start
constructing the catapult.
First things first.
It's time to gut the box
on the delivery truck.
This is our ladies boots.
There's a grilled boot.
No, they're not.
They have grilled on them.
It's funny.
They're totally grilled boots.
They are.
Ron waits through the wreckage
and scores some spare change.
We found 35.
39 cents in the truck.
Just enough for a postage stamp.
Ron hits the graph paper to
design the monster catapult.
The big questions are,
will they have enough time and men
power to complete their mission?
Back in the middle ages,
they used to have like 50 carpenters
spend a week building one of these.
So we've got five people in five days.
I think the biggest challenge will
be staying friends with everybody.
Jim brings in the raw steel needed for
the catapult and the giant crossbow.
In order to optimize our time,
we're going to build it out here
and then we're going to figure out how much
of the body of the truck we have to cut
in order to make it fit properly.
The goal is to complete the truck
you shape by the end of the day.
This is part of the
base to the trebuchet.
This is going to be one of
the sides of the trebuchet.
This will be the left
side of the trebuchet.
Another one just like it
will be the right side.
And then once we have those up,
we'll start welding
crossbraces between them.
We'll use these galvanized pieces.
I'll just come in and weld
pieces in between them
and knock the center out.
I'll do the roof in the floor
and figure out how to mount it.
Because I think if we,
we've got to stay and
split up a little bit.
What we have to do is we have
to build a poor barrel launcher.
What I need you to do
with your expert welding
is to start putting this
barrel assembly together.
Okay, I'm going to cut them
and then you can start
welding them together.
We'll get this puppy done.
Jim's cannon better be better than good.
It's going up against the
fastest paper boy in the West.
Joe McMahon.
So these are going here
and then we'll draw a hole
to be an axle for them.
So we can rotate it,
pull it back, launch it,
rotate it to the next barrel.
They'll be four and just
continue to do that.
You get somebody stuff
on them on one side
and somebody shoot
them on the other side.
Jim Farley is a man of many talents,
mechanically speaking.
I work on all aspects of the truck.
Engine's transmissions ruins
electrical and minor bodywork.
I was brought up around race cars
and my debt had his own recursibility.
It interested me so
that's the way I went.
I'm also a certified auto
extrication specialist
when people get into an accident
and they're trapped in their vehicle.
What you have to do is peel
the car away from the person.
You've got the roof off, the doors off,
people are steering columns
to get the patient out.
Got a spring, man.
Runs a happy guy.
The springs he needs for
his catapult have arrived.
These are the springs
for the e-treebixet.
This is what's going to
give the treebixet power.
Each one of these springs looks
about 300 pounds of energy
into the system.
300 foot pounds.
I need to know what their
maximum extension is.
So I'm going to hang
them from the rafters
and I start that and wait to them
until I find out how far they go.
Okay, I'm going back.
Really?
Yeah.
Then they're going to
tell me I'm going to try
way on that, no?
No, we'll figure it out.
I don't want that.
We can calculate it.
Now lock me.
Will assume that three feet
is an axiomile extension.
Day two is about to strike 12
before they head out.
The team looks back.
We need a plan of meeting.
I'd like to see you getting
this frame in here tomorrow.
Okay.
Close up.
You've been done.
Get the arm done, get the springs on.
I think we need a sense
of gold for ourselves.
Get this thing done in five days.
Well, I wanted to get the frame
of the treebixet done today.
And we've got most of the frame done.
Come in tomorrow.
Some cutting was and we're there.
Then we have started on the list.
I'd like to finish the
list of frame tomorrow.
We are well on our way.
Actually, the team worked
the other very well.
So we're all my dad.
We're not knowing each other.
Yeah, well on our way.
I'm like we're ahead of target.
Their first skirmish in the garage
has a team-smelling victory.
Day two is in the outbidden,
but the battle has just begun.
I got him, surrender!
You black-hearted pre-steering dog.
Never you!
That face is so tough!
Monster garage factoid.
Trebuchets were used in the middle ages
to hurl plague ridden
corpses over cattle walls.
The first recorded instance
of biological warfare.
Day three, good morning, team.
Jamie arrives with a hand-winch
purchased at a local hardware store.
The winches we're going to
use to cock the machine.
To actually crank the arm down.
Without a winch, it's going to take
10 people to pull this thing down.
And that's not very safe because if
one person loses a grip, slips, falls,
let's go.
It starts a chain reaction.
Next thing you know, two people of life.
Because of the spring's
massive resistance,
the trigger is a critical
part of the Trebuchet.
Ron plans to use something
called a pelican hook.
These are the heaviest duty
pelican nuts in the world.
For yachting applications, these are the
hoist loads out of a yacht, for instance.
And when it's under heavy
load, how do they release it?
They pull this lever and it
just releases out like that.
And they load falls.
It's simple to talk on the rope.
The hook opens and the arm is released.
The price of a pelican these days.
I had to order these
from a marine supplies
for yachting supplies
for the 50 bucks eat.
Unless we want to custom make
triggers, this is the only way to go.
And those are nice and
reliable and heavy duty.
And they're shiny.
Jim works on the four barrel blotcher.
And Jamie describes what
she's doing to the Trebuchet.
The welds that I'm doing are,
of course, extremely strong,
overbuilding everything.
I'm just welding this knot out of it.
Jamie with Lock is a single
mother who defies all stereotypes.
As for being feminine, I always kind of
feel like I've been somewhat of a tomboy,
but I'm not like, but yes, he was called.
But I mean, I work
around mostly all guys.
I'm pretty confident in what I do.
And so I don't feel like I
have to try to prove myself.
I want to have this finished by lunch.
But then.
Because Jesse James still hasn't
showed up to cut the truck.
I'll come in first thing
in the morning and more.
Maybe he might as I'm
like doing an all-nighter.
I don't know.
You seem to be doing it
all right without him.
Let's see what he says
about him when he gets here.
Jamie's suffering from Jesse deprivation.
A common affliction to
newcomers in the monster garage.
The crew takes matters into their own
hands and cut the roof without him.
First they cut through the fiberglass.
Then add hinges.
They rip through the ribs.
Add support.
And open.
A few final welds in the
tribute shape frame is complete.
The throwing arm pivots perfectly.
Next, install the
springs to power the arm.
Nice.
Runs not happy with this winch.
It takes too long to crank.
He'll ask Jesse about it when he arrives.
So the most efficient use of our
time is to set this project aside.
Get cracking on the ballista.
And then
And that Jesse doesn't like that.
Then he can come here and tell me so.
This Jamie really want to
shoot out with Jesse James.
Maybe not.
We're talking slick.
I don't know where.
Newspaper boys watch out.
Hold back.
Show them out.
Index is right on there.
Here Gun still needs to be tested.
They're just waiting for the
CO2 tanks to be delivered.
We're going to be ready.
We're going to be ready.
The design for the ballista is done.
The team can now go ballistic.
The mother of all crossbows.
The ballistas arms extend
out eight feet each side.
This is the ballista frame.
We're going to be putting
our axles here for our arms.
The arms are going to basically go whack.
Like that against the ends of these.
This bad boy packs over a ton of wallop.
The compressed air tanks
have finally arrived.
Gunpowder for their cannons.
Kick it, Mingle!
I am kicking it.
Jim shows Dave the proper
way to treat a tank.
I don't want to hurt it.
Monster garage mantra.
If it's under pressure,
dangerous and able to explode, kick it.
Kick it is for young kids.
Senior citizens do it safely.
They'll use cardboard tubes to
simulate newspapers for the test.
We're not waiting for
anybody. This is the war.
You want to shoot it?
You want to shoot it?
Oh, you're going to aim
at some better knives.
Well, I'm pretty sure it would work.
But it's always good
to see that it works.
Jesse suits up.
It takes a look in
this team's handy work.
Yeah, let's go.
I think we got an actuator for it.
It's chocolate.
I don't think it's automatic.
Yeah. Ron's gun shy about using the hand witch.
I think the hand witch,
like, keeps with that hole.
Medieval feeling.
Jesse still wants more
monster in his monster truck.
He can make it scary, you know.
Flatter risk pain all over it and
glue the heads off of baby dolls.
All over it and get some big speakers on
the top and play the theme from Halloween.
This cruise around a low gear.
Delivering fear to everybody
that wants something.
For the last 12 hours, the team has gone
full throttle on their
monster in the making.
Time to punch out.
Day three is yesterday's news.
Dave sales smoothly into day four.
Kind of.
The team settles down and
sets their goals for the day.
By the end of the day
today, we can have the
ballista at least in the
truck, if not fully mounted.
And the trebuchet complete outside of
the truck, then that'll be a good day.
Time to bring out the gun grunting.
This big brother of the
four-barrel launcher
will shoot small and
medium-sized packages.
What we have to do is take this plate.
This plate gets bolted on here.
Jesse starts the day with
a plan for the exhaust.
I'm thinking some big ol' stacks.
This is one big one.
Coming up the side.
All the way up the top.
What do you think?
The rest of the team rangles the
heavy ballista into position.
Hang on, let me help.
Come on, hang on.
I gotta finish my shit, don't I?
Oh my god, I'm so excited.
The powerful springs need
to go on the ballista.
And it takes a total team
effort to get the job done.
I got you man.
20 million users.
The team tomboy can handle a broom.
I'm a really good keeper.
It's big.
Okay, let's see your attention.
You can probably get this.
There's a big question.
Corner around.
With it fixed.
No, we'll, let's stand there.
Why do we come in this way?
Why do we lift our end up?
Yeah, okay.
There you go.
Let's open the roof.
Open the roof?
Pop.
Okay, clear.
Clear.
Oh, that's gonna run you over here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
Appreciate you just thought
it as a factory option.
You're in a bad spot.
You got it today?
I got it.
Okay, there you go.
That's it.
You will do that side as well.
That's gonna be nice.
It fits perfectly.
What we need to do now is figure out
where we're going to cut this hole.
We need to start building the base,
the base of the frame against that.
And then once the hole's
cut, when you do install the
trough, because it's going
to stick through the hole,
I hope this thing shoots
more than 20 feet.
Oh, you know.
Oh, it's going to shoot a mile.
If you put a heavy box
on here, it's gone.
Lots of power.
The ballista's installed,
but will it deliver?
I'm building a tray
for the boxes you got.
Out of the ballista.
A strange material has
entered the garage.
Team member Paul Campbell is pretty
sure it's something called wood.
Paul Campbell makes a
living customizing people.
He's a plastic surgery nurse.
I think you can look at the human body
and see where a provenance can be made.
Just as you can see
about customizing a car.
From people to cars, his basic
approach to life is hands on.
The truck gets a new window,
but it's not for sightseeing.
In the hole.
How much more do we need?
Oh, that is.
Wait, not.
It's time to test the ballista.
Go for it.
I will electric witch cocks the crossbow.
The team takes cover.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Hit it.
Three, two, one.
Whoo.
That thing went far.
Yeah, that comes down.
We need to put some little room.
They hit the opening or what?
I think the box is getting air.
It's so light.
It's getting a little air underneath it.
Try striking some weight
in it and do it again.
Who wants to bed at
works with weight in it?
Well, we also got a smaller box.
I think the smaller box
makes the bigger difference.
If you guys want to use that
as a gear excuse, that's cool.
I'll let it slide now.
It's a month's very, very, very
serious about trip machines,
the list is all this stuff.
Where are you?
It's not up for any extra chute
chat or anything like that.
It's a very serious business.
I have you old catapult.
Ready?
Get in there.
Oh, okay.
Now what did it do?
It has just the right amount
of power for months to garage.
Too much.
We're crushing the box
when we try to launch it.
So what we're going to do
is a better power and half.
And see what just to see what happens.
Ron removes the top two springs.
Whoo.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Okay.
Oh, no.
You got to be kidding me.
Okay, ready?
Careful.
Monster air freight has been launched.
Went over the raft.
Came down on top of the truck.
So we're departing there.
20 feet, 30 feet.
It's going to go 50 feet.
It's going to hit the
crowd about 60, 70 feet.
Yeah, perfect.
Next is the first punch it did.
It's going to work.
That means we've got two
out of the five things done.
Now Dave is under the gun
for launcher number three.
Well, I think we've got
the big cannon finished.
But I have to do some
little tune up to it.
Because we're putting a
square peg in around hole,
we have a lot of area around
the box that doesn't get sealed.
And when it's not sealed, the
pressure just goes past it.
He tries gift trapping
the box monster style.
Good.
The hand winches welded
under the triple shade.
Their massive steel
catapult is ready to go in.
Three, two, yeah.
I don't want you to close like this.
Oh, we just cut the box door.
After a little encouragement,
monster garage style.
The Mac truck has a new delivery tool.
Check this guy out.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my little, hi, baby.
I'm working with that guy.
She's shooting known.
He just called and take out his shirt.
Oh.
Jessie's back from a shopping
spree with a load of goodies.
Oh, it's in the trucker place.
I've got all kinds of good stuff.
It's the makings for
a monster smoke stack.
Hi.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think I have this one.
Yeah, I didn't have Chrome, but that'll.
Yeah, it's better.
Their ship is winding down pretty much.
Everything better we hold it and
work into the best of our ability
with that breaking your house.
Yeah.
And it just needs to tune it.
We just need to have to get somewhere
where we can tune that rubbish.
Yeah.
We need to get it out.
The rubbish is going to be a big job.
Yeah.
So we're going to need all
day Friday to do the testing.
So if we're not finished by
the end of the day tomorrow,
it's going to affect our ability
to tune the machine properly.
Day four shot.
Time to go home and reload.
Look out.
Jesse's got a package for you.
So stay tuned.
Your signature will be required.
Day five finds the team in good shape.
So far, it's been nothing but
full size for these sharpshooters.
All the weapons are built
and the talk is pretty cocky.
That's, uh, undo everything
we did yesterday.
And start over with day two.
Because we are that far ahead.
But it's a little too
early for pets on the back.
We can't forget it.
Because I know we all
keep forgetting about it.
We've got that envelope shooter.
We've got it built also.
Oh yeah.
That's right.
That's a small machine.
But it's just as important as the others.
Who adds a design for that?
I do.
You have the design.
But we have to figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
You guys build it.
Originally it was just going to be
a flat plate with two wheels on it.
And a channel that you
put an envelope in.
You put the envelope in the
channel, slide it into the wheels.
And the wheels grab it.
Simple machine.
You know, this is the one.
Because it's so simple.
Being let the last minute.
Dave has no problem
with the letter bomber.
Just the designer.
I'd like to cut.
I need a shop.
This needs to be under
the edge of the tire.
I'd like to length it, isn't it?
Mine.
First thing.
I just think it'll work.
See the envelope sitting on that.
Look at that.
Cut an inch off here.
Watch out.
Dave has a different approach than I do.
And there's a little bit
of friction sometimes.
Basically, you weld a pin on the side.
If it's too far away, you whack the pin.
It bends the tire a little bit.
But we've been in the tires.
So they're not parallel with each other.
It's going to change the way it works.
Yeah.
Well, how many of you build it?
Exactly.
The name I've built.
I'm sure.
Well, I know it's going to
change the way it works.
Ron just has a bossy attitude sometimes.
And I think the team is a
very non-boss-needed team.
I honestly don't know
what he's got going on
here, but if we don't
figure this out today,
we'll be behind it.
We gotta get this done today.
Alright, then.
Jim's heard enough back in fourth.
He starts building the letter Blaster.
Something level would be
helpful, but I got level hit.
Yeah.
We'll be on the way.
After 20 minutes of winding
in five minutes of welding,
it's ready to shoot.
We're going to hurt.
The letters fly out.
Just he sends his reply.
That's not scary either.
Who's the male?
This is one male carrier
that will not get through.
The cool factor just isn't there.
I'm making the executive
decision to mix it.
I just want to put a TV
in this and launch it.
Every cannon needs a turret.
And Dave slices the whole
out of the Mac truck group.
One up.
The guns are ready for battle.
Next, this cat needs room to bolt.
And the roof needs help to open.
This is our friend of
the little actuator.
We're going to use it
to go ahead and lift it.
The roof up does.
Pushing from this side is
never going to open this thing.
Could we just use the old man
whale method and shove it over?
One guy at one end, one guy at the other
end, we both shove it and flopped over.
We have a hellbar or something.
It comes up over to here.
The teams turned down a dead end.
Jesse arrives and sheds
light on their darkness.
There's too much bullsh.
Keep it simple.
Aren't you going to do it right here?
Do a bracket.
You know, go about right here.
I don't go.
You central it.
It's like 300 pounds.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm close.
Okay.
We have lift up.
We have it.
That is it.
The ultimate assault
delivery vehicle needs armor.
This comes in the form of diamond plate.
The diamond plate is solid
aluminum and 116th inch thick.
Strong enough to withstand any assault
on the monster air cargo truck.
Four.
Four.
Four.
At the end of day five, the Mack
truck is looking very monstrous.
But if it doesn't pass tomorrow's firing
tests, they're just blowing smoke.
Day six.
The final touches go
on the result vehicle.
Just got here and all we have to do
is a very few little touching things.
And apparently we're going to
add a couple more springs here.
Ron decides to put even more
springs on the catapult.
Don't do this at home.
This is very dangerous.
You know, there's a lot of power here.
There's enough power here to
throw up 50 pound object 100 feet.
And that's enough power to
rip somebody's head clean off.
They have been a little bit
worried about the whole thing.
Only because water after
is a little bit dangerous. Yeah.
I've never built a spring
fire machine this big before.
So, you know, there's always, there's
always questions, things that may be
I forgot to consider.
I mean, it's possible that we'll
have some unexpected results.
The team is nervous.
Their trebuchet is big,
powerful and doesn't test it.
What do we wait for?
Jesse.
Jesse.
I think we'll wait for Jesse.
Jesse will wait for Jesse to close.
Are we ready?
Oh, boy.
Oh, yes.
Did they move the mirrors down so
you can see on the corner side?
Jesse heads out to the proving grounds.
Before firing off a shot,
he puts his monster through the paces.
Jesse avoids any obstacle
thrown in his path.
Unless it's something
that begs to be hit.
This thing handles the
trappings they're going to do.
The testing begins.
Two, one.
Up first, the valista.
Check.
Is it my turn yet?
Yo, Jesse.
Wait.
The gatling gun has his muster.
The cannon works, but it could
use a little more mustard.
Now, for the main event, it's time
for the big dog to deliver the goods.
Three, two, one.
Oh, oh.
We get an expert in here.
He's going on.
He's got to be careful.
The spring-loaded weapon is jammed.
It extremely dangerous.
1,600 pounds of pressure.
The weight of a small car.
It could release at any moment, turning
the cable into a head smashing steel whip.
We're going to get the pipe out of there.
We're going to get the pipes.
It's not on there.
The trebuchet is a smashing success.
Their monster has passed the test.
Now, it's tool time for
the monster Mac tool team.
All right, it's a D.
Look at this.
You guys did awesome.
Got some Mac tools for it.
Monster garage, CDs.
Awesome.
Good job, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't hurt him.
He's like, like, shake
your hand too long.
Get off me.
Yeah.
We get out of here.
Later that night, Tom Pruitt,
a famous motorcycle creation,
gives the ultimate delivery
truck the monster Mac over.
We're going to lay on about 68
coats of the blue blood red from
House Colors, possibly the most
pure red pigment in the world.
And we're going to top it off
with about 68 coats of clear.
And who knows, I might even throw in
a little bit of red ice pearl on that.
It just feels just pretty good measure.
The transformation is complete.
Behold, monster air cargo has arrived,
and it's ready to deliver the goods.
Monster garage factory.
Last year, 17% of the
US population moved,
resulting in 44 million a
change of address requests.
Hello, monster fans.
The big swag here with my posse
of one, Frankie White side.
How you doing, Frankie?
Just great swag.
It's a beautiful morning down in LBC,
and we're waiting for the start of
another monster garage challenge.
But swag, where is Jesse James?
Can't you hear that rumble?
I'll tell you where he is.
Jesse James is warning to
this quiet neighborhood
in a righteous red delivery
truck, red turned the center.
Oh, it looks like a showdown
shades of the okay crown.
Jesse's had enough of what
newspapers and late packages.
He's at the teach someone a lesson.
What is that, man?
That's good.
Let's go.
The challenge is on.
The fastest paper boy in
the west and the man in blue
and his little white truck.
Versus Jesse James and the
ultimate assault delivery vehicle.
Monster air cargo.
The rules are simple.
Whoever delivers the
most packages in papers
down this quarter mile stretch
of residential racetrack.
Wind.
And they're off.
Jesse lords the hammer and
the Mac truck suit down first.
But the kids and gamer keep
fires up the first few papers.
Nice, huh?
Joe McMamp, remember that name?
Stop the presses.
What's that?
It's a newspaper gathering gun swag.
Oh, Jesse's watching back.
What's that right?
Check out that accuracy, Frankie.
Oh, just, just.
The man in blue is our ring
at swag running and ringing.
It looks pretty determined, Frank.
Hey, swag.
The Mac truck popped a new port hole.
You got to be centimeter and come in.
The little white truck
has plenty under the hood,
but the man in blue meets
a four-legged dead end.
His real boy lays down a perfect roadie
and throws a perfect strike.
Jesse's carpet bombing the street.
That news for the kid.
It's rain and papers.
That's it for the paper boy named Joe.
Keep your head up, kid.
Jesse burns the delivery
man going truck to truck.
The man in blue is trying
but he's tripping over his own two feet.
Jesse goes for the kill.
It's a bombardment.
And a slam dunk for
Jesse in the Mac truck.
Game over.
The paper boy named
Joe and the man in blue
have been vested by the best there is.
Jesse james a monster air cargo.
Yeah.
But Jesse's got one last
very special delivery
to make Frank.
He's not getting through
those early gates.
Looks like the big Mac's got a sunrise.
Wait a minute, post that, Frank.
That's the only person left in
the United States who hasn't seen
monster garage.
What?
Look.
It's a TV and a Trebuchet.
That's easy for you to say, pal.
Hey, come in.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Now that's what I call direct TV.
What's the allowance
from what the replay?
There's no time for snail mail.
And bad reception because
it's middle of earned.
And sparks the fly.
The next monster garage
challenge is just around the pan.
Transcribed by whisperAI with faster-whisper (tiny) on 18 Oct 2025 - 04:40:22
Slayer has been quietly in a way with his
night to the garage, a lunch another
chapter of mechanical mayhem, pop your drive
wrench, gather your squires and make-ins,
and duck, because
Monster Grudge is in the
house.
Join us now as Jesse
and his gang of Maverick
mechanics, RIP, RIND,
and VIRN, transforming
ordinary street vehicles into Monster
Machines in the Monster Grudge.
Something's bug and
Jesse, Mr. Intensity's
tractor beam stare is
locked on the target.
I absolutely despise waiting for something.
By the time I've waited and waited for
a week, I could have
probably made it myself.
This week's challenge
turned a 1998 Chevy P1000
step van into the ultimate
assault delivery vehicle.
The rules. When built,
the machine must appear
to be stuck. The team
can spend no more than
3,000 dollars in hard
cash for parts. Jesse
and his crew have seven days and nights.
On the first day, they
design for the next
five, they build. And on
the seventh, they race.
If successful, the team
walks away with a $3
,400 set of back tools,
and the clock starts now.
The Mac truck arrives fully loaded, but
the last thing, Jesse, the tool fanatic,
wants in his Mac tools truck
today, is tools out they all go.
This makes me the Mac
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
The design team meets their
general, postmaster, Jesse James.
The problem in front
of us is trying to make
something that delivers packages and mail
to the faster. So I
think we need to make a
cannon that would launch
it straight out of the
side. So if you're driving straight down
the street and houses are right here, it's
doing doing. What have you had a series of
about 10 barrels that just rotate it out
and you'll deliver 10
newspapers at the same time.
If it's mobile and you
can stand up there and
you're the actual turret,
grab one loaded in.
But for every action there's a direct
and opposite reaction every time it's
thumps the package at it thumps you back.
Dave Norris designs and
makes air cannons those
cool hot dog and t
-shirt shooting bazookas
in the exporting of X.
I would say most favorite thing is
pull in the trigger the first time.
And here in the hoop.
And watching the t-shirt fly 150.
We'll just make a turret
that we can climb out.
And that way you can get
up there and you can,
you know, aim at it
whatever house you want.
One, one, one.
That's a good start.
Okay. You know, my mind sets
kind of on rapid though.
You know, we're going to actually take
this thing and be competitive with it.
Well, the tactical technology there
are lots of design variations.
People have been kind of building
catapult for 2,500 years.
Ron Tom's makes a living
by making catapults.
I'm the world's largest manufacturer of
siege weaponry in miniature in the world.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Ron has three steps to
go from rapid to fire.
First, a device to shoot
envelopes directly into a mailbox.
Here's an idea for the envelopes.
This is based on the idea of
a baseball pitching machine.
You take the envelope,
so it will be real going.
Just laying on like that.
Next, get medieval on back with something
that looks like a crossbow and steroids.
This is a ballista.
What you can do with this is have it
in the truck in the cock position.
The package is in it.
That's ready to go. Then you
just pull the trigger in.
It goes.
Finally, for the big and bulky, there's
only one way to go over the top.
Like if you had a heavy
package that needed to
go up a long driveway
or something like that,
we could pull the thing right up.
With one of Ron's cannibals, a bowling
ball becomes a deadly cannon ball.
You know what the way
this thing's designed?
Careful with what it is.
You know, so we can actually build
a frame part of it right inside here
and make the back part
of the roof lift off.
Ron has in mind a specific type
of catapult called a trebuchet.
Now a trebuchet is a type of catapult
that uses a counterweight on an arm.
There's a sling attached to the arm.
And that sling pivot's around
the end throws a project out.
Step of the ceiling.
The arsenal's all set.
Time to sweeten the pot.
Jesse likes eye candy.
My rule of thumb, everything's
always better with flames.
Yeah.
Design artist Dias Nagau was
born and raised in Tokyo, Japan.
He graduated from the Pasadena Design
Center and quickly landed his dream job.
A design motorcycle's gone on that.
Ooh!
Which is a little drop of flames in it.
Jesse James Pike.
This design is locked and loaded.
For small packages, they
will use the airtighting.
For medium sized packages,
the crossbow-like felistas.
For large packages, the trebuchet.
They're big and roomy-mac truck.
Just got very crowded.
And they're cool.
I think we got it nailed.
Pretty confident on this one.
Usually I'm this.
On the skeptic.
The lone skeptic rides off in an
ear-shattering war of approval.
Day two, six a.m.
Jesse has assembled
five monster mechanics,
eager to put their
stamp on the Mac truck.
Jim Barley from Reno, Nevada,
monster truck mechanic
and jaws of life operator.
All can't do from Santa
Monica, California,
plastic surgery nurse
and human customizer.
Jamie Whitlock from
Costa Mesa, California,
welding diva.
Continuing from the design team,
Dave Norris from
Phoenixville, Pennsylvania,
air cannon ear.
In Ron Tom's from
Sherman Oaks, California,
King of all catapults.
With the build team in place,
it's now a race against time.
This is the deal.
We're going to make the
ultimate delivery truck.
This to me is just work.
If you guys sit around and do, you know,
stupid shit on camera,
these guys don't care.
They're going to make you
look like an ass on TV.
You know, it's got to be
working together as a team.
And we have to start right
now and treat everyday.
It's our last day.
To speed up the process,
Jesse appoints Dave and
Ron as the team leaders.
We'll set up in two different groups.
One start working on the air cannon.
Could I do it?
And one will start
constructing the catapult.
First things first.
It's time to gut the box
on the delivery truck.
This is our ladies boots.
There's a grilled boot.
No, they're not.
They have grilled on them.
It's funny.
They're totally grilled boots.
They are.
Ron waits through the wreckage
and scores some spare change.
We found 35.
39 cents in the truck.
Just enough for a postage stamp.
Ron hits the graph paper to
design the monster catapult.
The big questions are,
will they have enough time and men
power to complete their mission?
Back in the middle ages,
they used to have like 50 carpenters
spend a week building one of these.
So we've got five people in five days.
I think the biggest challenge will
be staying friends with everybody.
Jim brings in the raw steel needed for
the catapult and the giant crossbow.
In order to optimize our time,
we're going to build it out here
and then we're going to figure out how much
of the body of the truck we have to cut
in order to make it fit properly.
The goal is to complete the truck
you shape by the end of the day.
This is part of the
base to the trebuchet.
This is going to be one of
the sides of the trebuchet.
This will be the left
side of the trebuchet.
Another one just like it
will be the right side.
And then once we have those up,
we'll start welding
crossbraces between them.
We'll use these galvanized pieces.
I'll just come in and weld
pieces in between them
and knock the center out.
I'll do the roof in the floor
and figure out how to mount it.
Because I think if we,
we've got to stay and
split up a little bit.
What we have to do is we have
to build a poor barrel launcher.
What I need you to do
with your expert welding
is to start putting this
barrel assembly together.
Okay, I'm going to cut them
and then you can start
welding them together.
We'll get this puppy done.
Jim's cannon better be better than good.
It's going up against the
fastest paper boy in the West.
Joe McMahon.
So these are going here
and then we'll draw a hole
to be an axle for them.
So we can rotate it,
pull it back, launch it,
rotate it to the next barrel.
They'll be four and just
continue to do that.
You get somebody stuff
on them on one side
and somebody shoot
them on the other side.
Jim Farley is a man of many talents,
mechanically speaking.
I work on all aspects of the truck.
Engine's transmissions ruins
electrical and minor bodywork.
I was brought up around race cars
and my debt had his own recursibility.
It interested me so
that's the way I went.
I'm also a certified auto
extrication specialist
when people get into an accident
and they're trapped in their vehicle.
What you have to do is peel
the car away from the person.
You've got the roof off, the doors off,
people are steering columns
to get the patient out.
Got a spring, man.
Runs a happy guy.
The springs he needs for
his catapult have arrived.
These are the springs
for the e-treebixet.
This is what's going to
give the treebixet power.
Each one of these springs looks
about 300 pounds of energy
into the system.
300 foot pounds.
I need to know what their
maximum extension is.
So I'm going to hang
them from the rafters
and I start that and wait to them
until I find out how far they go.
Okay, I'm going back.
Really?
Yeah.
Then they're going to
tell me I'm going to try
way on that, no?
No, we'll figure it out.
I don't want that.
We can calculate it.
Now lock me.
Will assume that three feet
is an axiomile extension.
Day two is about to strike 12
before they head out.
The team looks back.
We need a plan of meeting.
I'd like to see you getting
this frame in here tomorrow.
Okay.
Close up.
You've been done.
Get the arm done, get the springs on.
I think we need a sense
of gold for ourselves.
Get this thing done in five days.
Well, I wanted to get the frame
of the treebixet done today.
And we've got most of the frame done.
Come in tomorrow.
Some cutting was and we're there.
Then we have started on the list.
I'd like to finish the
list of frame tomorrow.
We are well on our way.
Actually, the team worked
the other very well.
So we're all my dad.
We're not knowing each other.
Yeah, well on our way.
I'm like we're ahead of target.
Their first skirmish in the garage
has a team-smelling victory.
Day two is in the outbidden,
but the battle has just begun.
I got him, surrender!
You black-hearted pre-steering dog.
Never you!
That face is so tough!
Monster garage factoid.
Trebuchets were used in the middle ages
to hurl plague ridden
corpses over cattle walls.
The first recorded instance
of biological warfare.
Day three, good morning, team.
Jamie arrives with a hand-winch
purchased at a local hardware store.
The winches we're going to
use to cock the machine.
To actually crank the arm down.
Without a winch, it's going to take
10 people to pull this thing down.
And that's not very safe because if
one person loses a grip, slips, falls,
let's go.
It starts a chain reaction.
Next thing you know, two people of life.
Because of the spring's
massive resistance,
the trigger is a critical
part of the Trebuchet.
Ron plans to use something
called a pelican hook.
These are the heaviest duty
pelican nuts in the world.
For yachting applications, these are the
hoist loads out of a yacht, for instance.
And when it's under heavy
load, how do they release it?
They pull this lever and it
just releases out like that.
And they load falls.
It's simple to talk on the rope.
The hook opens and the arm is released.
The price of a pelican these days.
I had to order these
from a marine supplies
for yachting supplies
for the 50 bucks eat.
Unless we want to custom make
triggers, this is the only way to go.
And those are nice and
reliable and heavy duty.
And they're shiny.
Jim works on the four barrel blotcher.
And Jamie describes what
she's doing to the Trebuchet.
The welds that I'm doing are,
of course, extremely strong,
overbuilding everything.
I'm just welding this knot out of it.
Jamie with Lock is a single
mother who defies all stereotypes.
As for being feminine, I always kind of
feel like I've been somewhat of a tomboy,
but I'm not like, but yes, he was called.
But I mean, I work
around mostly all guys.
I'm pretty confident in what I do.
And so I don't feel like I
have to try to prove myself.
I want to have this finished by lunch.
But then.
Because Jesse James still hasn't
showed up to cut the truck.
I'll come in first thing
in the morning and more.
Maybe he might as I'm
like doing an all-nighter.
I don't know.
You seem to be doing it
all right without him.
Let's see what he says
about him when he gets here.
Jamie's suffering from Jesse deprivation.
A common affliction to
newcomers in the monster garage.
The crew takes matters into their own
hands and cut the roof without him.
First they cut through the fiberglass.
Then add hinges.
They rip through the ribs.
Add support.
And open.
A few final welds in the
tribute shape frame is complete.
The throwing arm pivots perfectly.
Next, install the
springs to power the arm.
Nice.
Runs not happy with this winch.
It takes too long to crank.
He'll ask Jesse about it when he arrives.
So the most efficient use of our
time is to set this project aside.
Get cracking on the ballista.
And then
And that Jesse doesn't like that.
Then he can come here and tell me so.
This Jamie really want to
shoot out with Jesse James.
Maybe not.
We're talking slick.
I don't know where.
Newspaper boys watch out.
Hold back.
Show them out.
Index is right on there.
Here Gun still needs to be tested.
They're just waiting for the
CO2 tanks to be delivered.
We're going to be ready.
We're going to be ready.
The design for the ballista is done.
The team can now go ballistic.
The mother of all crossbows.
The ballistas arms extend
out eight feet each side.
This is the ballista frame.
We're going to be putting
our axles here for our arms.
The arms are going to basically go whack.
Like that against the ends of these.
This bad boy packs over a ton of wallop.
The compressed air tanks
have finally arrived.
Gunpowder for their cannons.
Kick it, Mingle!
I am kicking it.
Jim shows Dave the proper
way to treat a tank.
I don't want to hurt it.
Monster garage mantra.
If it's under pressure,
dangerous and able to explode, kick it.
Kick it is for young kids.
Senior citizens do it safely.
They'll use cardboard tubes to
simulate newspapers for the test.
We're not waiting for
anybody. This is the war.
You want to shoot it?
You want to shoot it?
Oh, you're going to aim
at some better knives.
Well, I'm pretty sure it would work.
But it's always good
to see that it works.
Jesse suits up.
It takes a look in
this team's handy work.
Yeah, let's go.
I think we got an actuator for it.
It's chocolate.
I don't think it's automatic.
Yeah. Ron's gun shy about using the hand witch.
I think the hand witch,
like, keeps with that hole.
Medieval feeling.
Jesse still wants more
monster in his monster truck.
He can make it scary, you know.
Flatter risk pain all over it and
glue the heads off of baby dolls.
All over it and get some big speakers on
the top and play the theme from Halloween.
This cruise around a low gear.
Delivering fear to everybody
that wants something.
For the last 12 hours, the team has gone
full throttle on their
monster in the making.
Time to punch out.
Day three is yesterday's news.
Dave sales smoothly into day four.
Kind of.
The team settles down and
sets their goals for the day.
By the end of the day
today, we can have the
ballista at least in the
truck, if not fully mounted.
And the trebuchet complete outside of
the truck, then that'll be a good day.
Time to bring out the gun grunting.
This big brother of the
four-barrel launcher
will shoot small and
medium-sized packages.
What we have to do is take this plate.
This plate gets bolted on here.
Jesse starts the day with
a plan for the exhaust.
I'm thinking some big ol' stacks.
This is one big one.
Coming up the side.
All the way up the top.
What do you think?
The rest of the team rangles the
heavy ballista into position.
Hang on, let me help.
Come on, hang on.
I gotta finish my shit, don't I?
Oh my god, I'm so excited.
The powerful springs need
to go on the ballista.
And it takes a total team
effort to get the job done.
I got you man.
20 million users.
The team tomboy can handle a broom.
I'm a really good keeper.
It's big.
Okay, let's see your attention.
You can probably get this.
There's a big question.
Corner around.
With it fixed.
No, we'll, let's stand there.
Why do we come in this way?
Why do we lift our end up?
Yeah, okay.
There you go.
Let's open the roof.
Open the roof?
Pop.
Okay, clear.
Clear.
Oh, that's gonna run you over here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
Appreciate you just thought
it as a factory option.
You're in a bad spot.
You got it today?
I got it.
Okay, there you go.
That's it.
You will do that side as well.
That's gonna be nice.
It fits perfectly.
What we need to do now is figure out
where we're going to cut this hole.
We need to start building the base,
the base of the frame against that.
And then once the hole's
cut, when you do install the
trough, because it's going
to stick through the hole,
I hope this thing shoots
more than 20 feet.
Oh, you know.
Oh, it's going to shoot a mile.
If you put a heavy box
on here, it's gone.
Lots of power.
The ballista's installed,
but will it deliver?
I'm building a tray
for the boxes you got.
Out of the ballista.
A strange material has
entered the garage.
Team member Paul Campbell is pretty
sure it's something called wood.
Paul Campbell makes a
living customizing people.
He's a plastic surgery nurse.
I think you can look at the human body
and see where a provenance can be made.
Just as you can see
about customizing a car.
From people to cars, his basic
approach to life is hands on.
The truck gets a new window,
but it's not for sightseeing.
In the hole.
How much more do we need?
Oh, that is.
Wait, not.
It's time to test the ballista.
Go for it.
I will electric witch cocks the crossbow.
The team takes cover.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Hit it.
Three, two, one.
Whoo.
That thing went far.
Yeah, that comes down.
We need to put some little room.
They hit the opening or what?
I think the box is getting air.
It's so light.
It's getting a little air underneath it.
Try striking some weight
in it and do it again.
Who wants to bed at
works with weight in it?
Well, we also got a smaller box.
I think the smaller box
makes the bigger difference.
If you guys want to use that
as a gear excuse, that's cool.
I'll let it slide now.
It's a month's very, very, very
serious about trip machines,
the list is all this stuff.
Where are you?
It's not up for any extra chute
chat or anything like that.
It's a very serious business.
I have you old catapult.
Ready?
Get in there.
Oh, okay.
Now what did it do?
It has just the right amount
of power for months to garage.
Too much.
We're crushing the box
when we try to launch it.
So what we're going to do
is a better power and half.
And see what just to see what happens.
Ron removes the top two springs.
Whoo.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Okay.
Oh, no.
You got to be kidding me.
Okay, ready?
Careful.
Monster air freight has been launched.
Went over the raft.
Came down on top of the truck.
So we're departing there.
20 feet, 30 feet.
It's going to go 50 feet.
It's going to hit the
crowd about 60, 70 feet.
Yeah, perfect.
Next is the first punch it did.
It's going to work.
That means we've got two
out of the five things done.
Now Dave is under the gun
for launcher number three.
Well, I think we've got
the big cannon finished.
But I have to do some
little tune up to it.
Because we're putting a
square peg in around hole,
we have a lot of area around
the box that doesn't get sealed.
And when it's not sealed, the
pressure just goes past it.
He tries gift trapping
the box monster style.
Good.
The hand winches welded
under the triple shade.
Their massive steel
catapult is ready to go in.
Three, two, yeah.
I don't want you to close like this.
Oh, we just cut the box door.
After a little encouragement,
monster garage style.
The Mac truck has a new delivery tool.
Check this guy out.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my little, hi, baby.
I'm working with that guy.
She's shooting known.
He just called and take out his shirt.
Oh.
Jessie's back from a shopping
spree with a load of goodies.
Oh, it's in the trucker place.
I've got all kinds of good stuff.
It's the makings for
a monster smoke stack.
Hi.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think I have this one.
Yeah, I didn't have Chrome, but that'll.
Yeah, it's better.
Their ship is winding down pretty much.
Everything better we hold it and
work into the best of our ability
with that breaking your house.
Yeah.
And it just needs to tune it.
We just need to have to get somewhere
where we can tune that rubbish.
Yeah.
We need to get it out.
The rubbish is going to be a big job.
Yeah.
So we're going to need all
day Friday to do the testing.
So if we're not finished by
the end of the day tomorrow,
it's going to affect our ability
to tune the machine properly.
Day four shot.
Time to go home and reload.
Look out.
Jesse's got a package for you.
So stay tuned.
Your signature will be required.
Day five finds the team in good shape.
So far, it's been nothing but
full size for these sharpshooters.
All the weapons are built
and the talk is pretty cocky.
That's, uh, undo everything
we did yesterday.
And start over with day two.
Because we are that far ahead.
But it's a little too
early for pets on the back.
We can't forget it.
Because I know we all
keep forgetting about it.
We've got that envelope shooter.
We've got it built also.
Oh yeah.
That's right.
That's a small machine.
But it's just as important as the others.
Who adds a design for that?
I do.
You have the design.
But we have to figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
You guys build it.
Originally it was just going to be
a flat plate with two wheels on it.
And a channel that you
put an envelope in.
You put the envelope in the
channel, slide it into the wheels.
And the wheels grab it.
Simple machine.
You know, this is the one.
Because it's so simple.
Being let the last minute.
Dave has no problem
with the letter bomber.
Just the designer.
I'd like to cut.
I need a shop.
This needs to be under
the edge of the tire.
I'd like to length it, isn't it?
Mine.
First thing.
I just think it'll work.
See the envelope sitting on that.
Look at that.
Cut an inch off here.
Watch out.
Dave has a different approach than I do.
And there's a little bit
of friction sometimes.
Basically, you weld a pin on the side.
If it's too far away, you whack the pin.
It bends the tire a little bit.
But we've been in the tires.
So they're not parallel with each other.
It's going to change the way it works.
Yeah.
Well, how many of you build it?
Exactly.
The name I've built.
I'm sure.
Well, I know it's going to
change the way it works.
Ron just has a bossy attitude sometimes.
And I think the team is a
very non-boss-needed team.
I honestly don't know
what he's got going on
here, but if we don't
figure this out today,
we'll be behind it.
We gotta get this done today.
Alright, then.
Jim's heard enough back in fourth.
He starts building the letter Blaster.
Something level would be
helpful, but I got level hit.
Yeah.
We'll be on the way.
After 20 minutes of winding
in five minutes of welding,
it's ready to shoot.
We're going to hurt.
The letters fly out.
Just he sends his reply.
That's not scary either.
Who's the male?
This is one male carrier
that will not get through.
The cool factor just isn't there.
I'm making the executive
decision to mix it.
I just want to put a TV
in this and launch it.
Every cannon needs a turret.
And Dave slices the whole
out of the Mac truck group.
One up.
The guns are ready for battle.
Next, this cat needs room to bolt.
And the roof needs help to open.
This is our friend of
the little actuator.
We're going to use it
to go ahead and lift it.
The roof up does.
Pushing from this side is
never going to open this thing.
Could we just use the old man
whale method and shove it over?
One guy at one end, one guy at the other
end, we both shove it and flopped over.
We have a hellbar or something.
It comes up over to here.
The teams turned down a dead end.
Jesse arrives and sheds
light on their darkness.
There's too much bullsh.
Keep it simple.
Aren't you going to do it right here?
Do a bracket.
You know, go about right here.
I don't go.
You central it.
It's like 300 pounds.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm close.
Okay.
We have lift up.
We have it.
That is it.
The ultimate assault
delivery vehicle needs armor.
This comes in the form of diamond plate.
The diamond plate is solid
aluminum and 116th inch thick.
Strong enough to withstand any assault
on the monster air cargo truck.
Four.
Four.
Four.
At the end of day five, the Mack
truck is looking very monstrous.
But if it doesn't pass tomorrow's firing
tests, they're just blowing smoke.
Day six.
The final touches go
on the result vehicle.
Just got here and all we have to do
is a very few little touching things.
And apparently we're going to
add a couple more springs here.
Ron decides to put even more
springs on the catapult.
Don't do this at home.
This is very dangerous.
You know, there's a lot of power here.
There's enough power here to
throw up 50 pound object 100 feet.
And that's enough power to
rip somebody's head clean off.
They have been a little bit
worried about the whole thing.
Only because water after
is a little bit dangerous. Yeah.
I've never built a spring
fire machine this big before.
So, you know, there's always, there's
always questions, things that may be
I forgot to consider.
I mean, it's possible that we'll
have some unexpected results.
The team is nervous.
Their trebuchet is big,
powerful and doesn't test it.
What do we wait for?
Jesse.
Jesse.
I think we'll wait for Jesse.
Jesse will wait for Jesse to close.
Are we ready?
Oh, boy.
Oh, yes.
Did they move the mirrors down so
you can see on the corner side?
Jesse heads out to the proving grounds.
Before firing off a shot,
he puts his monster through the paces.
Jesse avoids any obstacle
thrown in his path.
Unless it's something
that begs to be hit.
This thing handles the
trappings they're going to do.
The testing begins.
Two, one.
Up first, the valista.
Check.
Is it my turn yet?
Yo, Jesse.
Wait.
The gatling gun has his muster.
The cannon works, but it could
use a little more mustard.
Now, for the main event, it's time
for the big dog to deliver the goods.
Three, two, one.
Oh, oh.
We get an expert in here.
He's going on.
He's got to be careful.
The spring-loaded weapon is jammed.
It extremely dangerous.
1,600 pounds of pressure.
The weight of a small car.
It could release at any moment, turning
the cable into a head smashing steel whip.
We're going to get the pipe out of there.
We're going to get the pipes.
It's not on there.
The trebuchet is a smashing success.
Their monster has passed the test.
Now, it's tool time for
the monster Mac tool team.
All right, it's a D.
Look at this.
You guys did awesome.
Got some Mac tools for it.
Monster garage, CDs.
Awesome.
Good job, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't hurt him.
He's like, like, shake
your hand too long.
Get off me.
Yeah.
We get out of here.
Later that night, Tom Pruitt,
a famous motorcycle creation,
gives the ultimate delivery
truck the monster Mac over.
We're going to lay on about 68
coats of the blue blood red from
House Colors, possibly the most
pure red pigment in the world.
And we're going to top it off
with about 68 coats of clear.
And who knows, I might even throw in
a little bit of red ice pearl on that.
It just feels just pretty good measure.
The transformation is complete.
Behold, monster air cargo has arrived,
and it's ready to deliver the goods.
Monster garage factory.
Last year, 17% of the
US population moved,
resulting in 44 million a
change of address requests.
Hello, monster fans.
The big swag here with my posse
of one, Frankie White side.
How you doing, Frankie?
Just great swag.
It's a beautiful morning down in LBC,
and we're waiting for the start of
another monster garage challenge.
But swag, where is Jesse James?
Can't you hear that rumble?
I'll tell you where he is.
Jesse James is warning to
this quiet neighborhood
in a righteous red delivery
truck, red turned the center.
Oh, it looks like a showdown
shades of the okay crown.
Jesse's had enough of what
newspapers and late packages.
He's at the teach someone a lesson.
What is that, man?
That's good.
Let's go.
The challenge is on.
The fastest paper boy in
the west and the man in blue
and his little white truck.
Versus Jesse James and the
ultimate assault delivery vehicle.
Monster air cargo.
The rules are simple.
Whoever delivers the
most packages in papers
down this quarter mile stretch
of residential racetrack.
Wind.
And they're off.
Jesse lords the hammer and
the Mac truck suit down first.
But the kids and gamer keep
fires up the first few papers.
Nice, huh?
Joe McMamp, remember that name?
Stop the presses.
What's that?
It's a newspaper gathering gun swag.
Oh, Jesse's watching back.
What's that right?
Check out that accuracy, Frankie.
Oh, just, just.
The man in blue is our ring
at swag running and ringing.
It looks pretty determined, Frank.
Hey, swag.
The Mac truck popped a new port hole.
You got to be centimeter and come in.
The little white truck
has plenty under the hood,
but the man in blue meets
a four-legged dead end.
His real boy lays down a perfect roadie
and throws a perfect strike.
Jesse's carpet bombing the street.
That news for the kid.
It's rain and papers.
That's it for the paper boy named Joe.
Keep your head up, kid.
Jesse burns the delivery
man going truck to truck.
The man in blue is trying
but he's tripping over his own two feet.
Jesse goes for the kill.
It's a bombardment.
And a slam dunk for
Jesse in the Mac truck.
Game over.
The paper boy named
Joe and the man in blue
have been vested by the best there is.
Jesse james a monster air cargo.
Yeah.
But Jesse's got one last
very special delivery
to make Frank.
He's not getting through
those early gates.
Looks like the big Mac's got a sunrise.
Wait a minute, post that, Frank.
That's the only person left in
the United States who hasn't seen
monster garage.
What?
Look.
It's a TV and a Trebuchet.
That's easy for you to say, pal.
Hey, come in.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Now that's what I call direct TV.
What's the allowance
from what the replay?
There's no time for snail mail.
And bad reception because
it's middle of earned.
And sparks the fly.
The next monster garage
challenge is just around the pan.
Transcribed by whisperAI with faster-whisper (tiny) on 18 Oct 2025 - 04:40:22