Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e09 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( birds chirping )
( Mr. Bean snoring )
( humming )
Whew!
Well, right.
( knocking on door )
( knocking )
Hmm!
( grunting )
( woman humming )
Okay.
Oh, well. Hmm.
Huh.
Hmm.
( clock dings )
( clatter, hissing )
( hissing )
MR. BEAN: Well.
( belching )
- ( hissing )
- ( shrieking )
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ahh. Ahh.
Ahhh.
( yawns )
Oh.
Oh
( mumbles )
Huh?
What? What's this?
( muttering )
Oh.
That's funny.
What's that?
Party?
But I don't understand.
Teddy.
Oh.
( gasps )
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, no.
Ah.
( toots )
Come on. Wake up.
Look.
Look!
It's from me.
It is from me to you.
From me.
Come on.
Oh.
( muttering )
Now
open. Look!
Yoohoo.
( gasps ) Come on.
( humming )
( gasps ) Oh!
( tires screech )
- ( Mr. Bean gasps )
- ( man humming )
MR. BEAN: Oh
fireworks!
There we are. Come on.
( muttering )
Ooh.
Ohh.
Ah.
Ahhh.
Huh? Oh.
( snickers )
Oh, hmm, oh.
Not bad.
( door bell rings )
( gasps )
( Mr. Bean oohs and aahs )
( toy train whistle blows )
Whoo!
( man clears throat )
Yes?
Oh, good morning.
I'd like one of those.
Ah.
- There we are, sir.
- MR. BEAN: Oh.
What do you think?
- No.
- Oh.
- ( mutters )
- Yes?
Right.
That one?
- No.
- Grrr.
The other one, please.
Right.
There.
Hmm?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Could you just lay it out
on the floor here?
- That'd be nice.
- Me? Floor?
- Very well.
- Thank you.
- They come mixed up like this.
- ( yawning )
Now, the last one
- ( mumbling )
- ( flaps lips )
MR. BEAN: Oh!
Hmm.
( breathing heavily )
( gasping )
Look at those!
No.
No, no.
Yes.
Mummy, mummy.
Ahh!
( toy doll squeaks )
( snickers )
Help!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
( blows cavalry charge )
Has me running about
- ( Mr. Bean imitating bugle )
- Huh? Hmm.
Take that!
( clank )
Ohh!
Ahh!
You go, Teddy!
Oh!
Whew!
Grr!
( bow and arrow snaps )
Ohh!
Ahh.
Ahhh.
This ought to do it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh!
( whimpers )
Right!
( grunting )
( muffled talking )
( shopkeeper growling )
Right!
This one?
Or this one?
Um
Are you sure?
Okay.
( air escaping )
Yeah, only this.
Oh.
- Thank you.
- MR. BEAN: Thanks.
You'll like this.
( Mr. Bean muttering )
Oh. Oh
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Ahh, that's more like it.
I'll just have that.
- Huh.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- ( grunts )
Ahh.
COUNTERMAN: Here. Here, here.
Heh heh!
- MAN: Go son.
- WOMAN: Happy birthday.
( gasps )
Oh, my gosh. Quick. Look.
Come on, come on.
- Come on, come on.
- IRMA: Yes?
MR. BEAN: Irma, Teddy's party
at my place 9:00.
- Oh.
- MR. BEAN: Bye.
MR. BEAN: Uh-huh.
Oh, yes. All right. Ohh!
What?
Ah!
All right.
Good. So, that's over there,
and to there.
Here we are. Right.
Now
Let's see.
- ( knocks on door )
- Ah.
Eh.
( both grunt )
( both imitating music playing )
( giggling )
- ( air kisses )
- Hullo?
- Hey! Eh!
- Ow!
Hmph!
Ahh.
IRMA: Ooh!
( munching )
Right.
( Irma singing )
- There!
- Ta-da!
IRMA: Ooh, yeah. Right.
( both mumbling )
Three, two, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, come on. Yay!
What?! What--
Ay?
What?
You!
Oh, yeah!
Teddy!
- Huh.
- Oh.
- Hmph!
- ( party horn toots )
- Eh?
- ( mutters )
( sighs )
( clock ticking )
( gasps )
Oh, Irma! Quick!
Sit here.
- No, thanks.
- Come, come.
Quick, quick,
go on, sit down.
Oh, all right.
Aaah! Ooh! Aaah!
( both muttering )
MR. BEAN: Any minute now.
( alarm clock dings )
( rattling, belching )
( hissing )
( fireworks whistle )
- MR. BEAN: Oh!
- EMMA: Ohh.
- Oh!
- Oh
BOTH: Oh.
IRMA: Oh!
Yay!
Mwah!
Oh. Oh!
- Yay!
- MR. BEAN: Hmm.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!