Scissor Seven (2018) s01e09 Episode Script
Crisis on the Island
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MISSION 9
CRISIS ON THE ISLAND
INDESTRUCTIBLE
I told you to bring Seven back.
Why did you save the security guard?
Bastard! You wasted all your energy
saving him!
Seven, hurry and run.
Don't mess with those Stanians.
Did you block the missile?
Don't be fooled by their nerdy appearance.
Why are you attacking the island?
Were you the one who blocked the missile?
FACIAL RECOGNITION
SIMILARITY: 100%
CHIEF KILLER OF XUANWU
PRINCE OF STAN
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: COMBAT MACHINE
Business first.
It's under this giant rock.
Don't move that rock,
or the island will sink!
Let me put on my pants first.
Forget it.
Attention, everyone on the island.
I'm the Prince of Stan.
There's a rare energy rock
underneath the island.
I'm here to take it for our country's
technological development.
This island didn't exist before.
The power of the energy rock attracted
materials and formed this island.
After I take the energy rock,
the island will fall apart and sink.
Leave now if you don't want to die.
Don't even think about it.
You have no idea
how powerful the Stanians are.
It's time to tell you the truth.
This world consists of three great forces.
Xuanwu with powerful kung fu,
Stan with advanced technology,
and us, the mediocre commoners.
Although the Stanians look weak,
they are very intelligent.
They can invent all kinds of
high-end weapons,
and believe technology
is the strongest weapon.
They are the archenemy of Xuanwu,
a country who believes in martial arts.
They have been at war for decades,
just to prove which kung fu and technology
is the most powerful.
For us commoners, we can only
stand aside and watch.
Our strength is far too weak
compared to those two countries.
You can't even kill Grannie.
You're just going to die if you go back.
This is all I have.
Can I hire you to kill these invaders?
There's 3,243 RMB in my bank account.
The password is 1-2-3-4-5-6.
I'm in charge of half of the island.
MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
What you're doing is against the rules.
It's time to trim your claws, Kitty.
-Meow.
-Mad Bark.
If anyone hurts my Meow,
I'll show him some real music!
ROCK AND ROLL
MAD BARK
It's just noise.
OPPOSITE SOUND WAVES GENERATED
Inferior creatures need to be tamed.
Little pets, call me your owner.
Go to hell, invader!
UNCLE CHEN
CHICKEN ISLAND COAST GUARD
BATTLE POWER: 45
Bye, little pets.
-Meow
-Mad Bark
Hello, Four Eyes.
Have you seen Seven?
The one with three locks of hair
on his head.
Come here. Let me share a secret with you.
GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWERS
COLA SAFE
You know, on this island
whoever I kiss is my guy.
Don't destroy this island. For me?
Women are such a trouble.
What you just said
is sexist and misogynistic.
I am banishing you from the island
in the name of the Association of Purity.
CHAIRMAN JIANG
How does this inferior human
have such a strong qi?
Damn it!
I'm really mad.
Me, too.
As expected,
it's still hard to take his power cannon
up front.
It's a tracking missile.
Let's perish together, Four Eyes!
Highest-level Protection Shield.
Protection shield?
I have failed to protect
the women on this island.
SEVEN
Chairman Jiang,
don't play with such dangerous things
at your age.
SEVEN - HAIR STYLIS
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
Let me handle this Four Eyes.
I'll only charge you 88 RMB.
All right, you take a nap here.
Leave the rest to me.
MISSION 9
CRISIS ON THE ISLAND
INDESTRUCTIBLE
I told you to bring Seven back.
Why did you save the security guard?
Bastard! You wasted all your energy
saving him!
Seven, hurry and run.
Don't mess with those Stanians.
Did you block the missile?
Don't be fooled by their nerdy appearance.
Why are you attacking the island?
Were you the one who blocked the missile?
FACIAL RECOGNITION
SIMILARITY: 100%
CHIEF KILLER OF XUANWU
PRINCE OF STAN
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: COMBAT MACHINE
Business first.
It's under this giant rock.
Don't move that rock,
or the island will sink!
Let me put on my pants first.
Forget it.
Attention, everyone on the island.
I'm the Prince of Stan.
There's a rare energy rock
underneath the island.
I'm here to take it for our country's
technological development.
This island didn't exist before.
The power of the energy rock attracted
materials and formed this island.
After I take the energy rock,
the island will fall apart and sink.
Leave now if you don't want to die.
Don't even think about it.
You have no idea
how powerful the Stanians are.
It's time to tell you the truth.
This world consists of three great forces.
Xuanwu with powerful kung fu,
Stan with advanced technology,
and us, the mediocre commoners.
Although the Stanians look weak,
they are very intelligent.
They can invent all kinds of
high-end weapons,
and believe technology
is the strongest weapon.
They are the archenemy of Xuanwu,
a country who believes in martial arts.
They have been at war for decades,
just to prove which kung fu and technology
is the most powerful.
For us commoners, we can only
stand aside and watch.
Our strength is far too weak
compared to those two countries.
You can't even kill Grannie.
You're just going to die if you go back.
This is all I have.
Can I hire you to kill these invaders?
There's 3,243 RMB in my bank account.
The password is 1-2-3-4-5-6.
I'm in charge of half of the island.
MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
What you're doing is against the rules.
It's time to trim your claws, Kitty.
-Meow.
-Mad Bark.
If anyone hurts my Meow,
I'll show him some real music!
ROCK AND ROLL
MAD BARK
It's just noise.
OPPOSITE SOUND WAVES GENERATED
Inferior creatures need to be tamed.
Little pets, call me your owner.
Go to hell, invader!
UNCLE CHEN
CHICKEN ISLAND COAST GUARD
BATTLE POWER: 45
Bye, little pets.
-Meow
-Mad Bark
Hello, Four Eyes.
Have you seen Seven?
The one with three locks of hair
on his head.
Come here. Let me share a secret with you.
GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWERS
COLA SAFE
You know, on this island
whoever I kiss is my guy.
Don't destroy this island. For me?
Women are such a trouble.
What you just said
is sexist and misogynistic.
I am banishing you from the island
in the name of the Association of Purity.
CHAIRMAN JIANG
How does this inferior human
have such a strong qi?
Damn it!
I'm really mad.
Me, too.
As expected,
it's still hard to take his power cannon
up front.
It's a tracking missile.
Let's perish together, Four Eyes!
Highest-level Protection Shield.
Protection shield?
I have failed to protect
the women on this island.
SEVEN
Chairman Jiang,
don't play with such dangerous things
at your age.
SEVEN - HAIR STYLIS
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
Let me handle this Four Eyes.
I'll only charge you 88 RMB.
All right, you take a nap here.
Leave the rest to me.