Squiddly Diddly (1965) s01e09 Episode Script

Ladies and gentlemen.
Presenting the greatest
water show on earth.
Keep your eyes on
the main tank.
For the high jumping
purpose act.
Why didn't somebody tell me
how high it is up here?
Oh that pesky octopus.
Squiddly Diddly,
come down from
there immediately.
That does it, Squiddly.
Out! Out!
And never back
these tanks again.
Oh, fooey.
They just don't recognize
real talent when they see me.
Haha, you knock better
with that octopus outfit, Louie.
- Thanks, Larry.
- Yeah!
Leave it to Louie to think
of an original costume.
Right! Remember last year?
He went to the masquerade
party as a can of tomatoes.
And it took three hacksaws and
a blowtorch to get him out of it.
Right, Louie?
Hey, hey! Stop the
car. We lost Louie.
Maybe I should start a
lovely octopus club.
Hey, what are
you doing there?
Come on get in the car.
- Who, me?
- Who, me? Hahaha.
Oh, very funny.
Come on, we're late
for the party.
Of course Squiddly guess
I was pretty rough on him.
I'll fetch him back to
Bubbleland where he belongs.
Wow! Wow!
What hit me?
- The super chief?
- Hey, look out!
Hey, that looked
like Squiddly.
And he's all shook up.
I'm taking you back
to Bubbleland
where you'll be safe, Old pal.
Haha! Here we are fellas.
Welcome Larry and Lester and
Haha haha! And you know who.
- Haha.
- Hi!
I put you back in the water
Squiddly, that will revive you.
Into the porpoise
tank you go.
Hey, where am I?
Yow!
It's good to see
Squiddly happy again.
Help! Let me out of
this salt water rodeo.
Stop the merry go round.
I want to get off.
Hey!
That's a funny routine you
worked out there, Squiddly.
Boy! Oh, Louie is the life
of the party tonight.
Yeah, must be the
octopus suit.
He's usually a wet
herring at a party.
You haven't seen
anything yet, folks?
- This is just the warm up.
- Yeah!
If I didn't know
that was Louie,
I swear it was
a real octopus.
Yeah, he looks real fishy.
Hey, how do you like that?
- A one man group.
- I wonder if he can play
asleep in the deep.
Wow! This looks like the
one that got away.
Yeah, put me down!
Now! Put me high!
That's a whale on act,
Squiddly, haha.
Alright, old faithful, you
can let me down now.
I said you can let me down.
Great, great! That trick
have the crowd in stitches.
Crowd, nothing. I'm the
one who needs the stitches.
I didn't know Louie
could play two pianos.
I didn't even know
he could play one.
Hey, that's right.
The Louie we know can't
even play a phonogram.
Hey, you in the octopus suit.
You're not Louie,
who are you?
I'm Squiddly Diddly.
Squiddly Diddly?
What's that?
Some new kind of toothpaste?
Toothpaste?
I'll have you know sir.
I am a real live octopus.
Real? Live?
- Octopus?
- Help!
- Octopus on the line.
- Help, help, help!
Where did everybody go?
Shucks! People just
don't like us octopuses.
Oh, great idea, Squiddly.
Never thought of doing an
act for the sharks before.
Neither did I.
This is all the sharks ideas.
- And stop calling me Squiddly.
- Okay.
Mr. Squidly.
How's that?
You don't have to be
so formal with me, chief.
Huh?
If that's you, Squiddly?
Then who's that?
I'm the guy who's
gonna make fish
bait out of you for a change.
But sir, can't
we talk this over?
Tell it to the sharks.
Great act, Chief.
Boy! That's
really pack a bit.
Now cut it out, sharky.
Remember I'm
Chief around here.