The Miniature Wife (2026) s01e09 Episode Script
Janet Reno
Previously
New year, new us.
I'm going to form a team from Vermont.
Are Gary and Meg coming?
Terry, we did it.
Because you are familiar
He has turned the complicated relationship with his mother into fiction.
I can't even get in.
At the wine shop on Wednesdays.
Your mom needs this wine club.
And he's not exaggerating.
Your mother wanted to protect you from your father.
There is no doubt that you are your father's son.
It would be better to die 15 centimeters tall than this.
Seeing Les win that damn Nobel Prize.
Hilton will sell the technology to the military.
We can't be part of it.
Come on, let's finish what we started.
Unlimited stability!
It's time to know the truth about Les Littlejohn.
You have no choice but to eliminate him.
Tell me, why?
Why do you say that?
Wait. Terry, be clear.
What is he saying? - Shut up. Calm down.
Okay. That's it.
Oh my God.
I know. Okay.
Twenty years ago, New York
He said yes. - Yes?
- Yes! - Did he say yes?
- Yes! - She said yes!
Congratulations.
They're getting married. Good luck. - No, no, no.
He wrote a novel. Yes! And he's going to publish it!
Nobody cares. This is New York.
This is why we have cats.
I love this city.
Let's get married. - A.
Why should we ruin marital relationships?
- I know. - That's funny.
That is, we live together, we love each other.
What else do we need?
This is stupid. Really stupid. Yes.
Lindy, do you want to stop being my wife?
You say, I don't want it.
And I won't be your husband?
Of course not, Les!
- And you want? - What?
What are you doing?
Look at this.
Yes. You work very fast with your fingers.
And now I ask you
Yes.
Won't you marry me?
Of course not. Never, absolutely not.
What is this again?
Well, I thought I would.
Maybe we can make it informal.
We won't do it, or won't we?
I don't know.
I mean, we've always said we wouldn't do this.
All this nonsense about marriage, but
- But? - But maybe
Maybe two 'no's' make a 'yes'.
For years we vowed that we would never get married.
I know, I know.
But perhaps the most difficult,
The most unconventional and revolutionary thing was
Let's get married.
Yes, but
But, in an unconventional marriage,
Without exaggeration, making it single.
And.
And.
Rehearsal dinner six months later
McMichael - Littlejohn wedding rehearsal dinner
Dot.
I can't believe you did all this. I, I
- Yes. Alice? - I'm here, ma'am.
Oh, be well. — Always, madam.
Saving it
in a safe place, locked and secured.
They should not be harmed.
Okay.
Now, flowers. - Flowers.
After the show? They'll go to the tables.
- Small stalk, just the jar. - Just the jar.
Dinner rehearsal schedule:
Drinks and light snacks upon arrival,
Newlyweds, welcome.
Appetizers and various types of toast. Do you have an approved list?
- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.
Dessert is ready. Everyone is leaving and I can sleep. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
Wait, okay? Okay.
Excellent.
Oh, one more thing.
Ah! Recording, very important.
Just one question. Which one?
What is the secret to a happy married life?
What don't I want?
Advice, memories, wishes.
Very good, well done.
Okay, ma'am. Excuse me.
Kevin, a simple rectangle, not a bishop's hat.
Wow, that's great. Thank you!
Alice;
Font, spelling?
Seating arrangement.
My father can't sit next to my mother.
We were told that a certain Walt
Taking on the responsibility of fatherhood,
- According to Mother Diane. - Damn Diane.
No, that's not right. Let's start from the beginning. Kevin.
- Kevin, again. - Wait. What are you doing?
I prevent nuclear war.
He always does the same thing to me.
Who? - Diane.
- What is he doing? - He's chasing my father.
- But they'll come, right? - Of course.
So we have to sit down with Jim, the father of the bride,
Nancy.
Nancy, mother of the groom,
who comes from a normal, stable and functioning family,
And I'm not from a family of lies, madness, and sorrow, okay?
Kevin? Are you kidding yourself, Kevin?
Champagne or cocktails before dinner?
Cocktail! Thank you, Alice.
What? Shampoo no.
Champagne! Champagne.
Champagne. Thank you, Alice.
Diane and cocktails.
Absorption does not occur without food. We have already discussed this.
- I could - Let's take a deep breath.
We are upset. We are getting upset.
Thank you for speaking in the plural. - Yes.
What happened to me? We hate it.
Right. Right?
We don't want this, and that's why
Ah!
It's fun, right?
Whatever goes wrong is good.
Because that would be a funny story.
For our singleness to remain single.
These are all 'no's, okay?
We are rebels before the altar.
This is us.
- Yes. - You and I are.
You and me.
- You and I. - Okay.
Okay;
Yes. Okay.
But what if I lose control?
- Yes, what if that happens? - I'm almost crazy.
Maybe we need a secret word.
I like it.
- Yes. - Okay.
Maybe
- Um - Um
Know.
It could be, say, Halloween in '99.
In the crowd of Bill Clinton,
Monica Lewinsky and Lindy Tripp,
There were only two of them
- Janet Reno. - Yes.
Oh. Janet Reno. Janet Reno. Keywords.
- I like it very much. - I love you.
Oops, I love you.
Okay.
Okay.
This flower is not in the middle. Let's go.
- I'll ignore it. - Okay. Let's go. Let's walk
There are 25 minutes left until the guests arrive. 25.
Right. Yes. Right?
Books, books. – Martin.
Hello, how are you?
Congratulations.
Oh! My! Oh.
Oh. Oh, Holy Savior. Am I the first?
As always. You're right.
And Dana where was it? Are you coming alone?
So, Dana and I are considering our options.
This is good.
- Good. - Okay.
You are needed in the kitchen.
I welcome visitors. I need to be here.
What?
- Okay. - Yes.
It's nothing.
- Okay. Is everything okay? - Nothing.
Yes, okay.
This, and? Okay?
- Danner felt like he had to - No, no, no, because
Oh, oh, oh. You know what? We're not talking about tomatoes.
- Oh, they didn't agree. - Don't worry, everything is fine.
What?
Damn investors.
They have no vision, they have no courage.
Hey, we'll get through this, okay? I know people at Monsanto.
If we end up forming an alliance with Monsanto, then kill me.
Book. Book.
How did your "nothing" go?
Everything is fine. Yes, everything will be fine.
Good.
How are you? Is everything okay?
Okay, good. Very good.
Oh, they didn't accept?
No, no, no, I'm Dana. I hope he changes his mind, right?
Um, yeah. I mean, I'm going to the bar.
- Okay. Okay. - Yes.
Diane, Walt.
Walt wants to go to the bathroom.
There are no signs here.
This is the first door on the left, at the end of the corridor.
So over there? Okay.
Left.
Okay. Now I understand.
Good luck. Thank you.
Okay. This
He's ignoring me. Okay.
- I mean, has he canceled yet? - Who?
Gym.
No, no, no. He confirmed it.
Who said that? - Lindy.
No, he won't come. You have to prepare.
Preparing for what?
Despair, drama, tears. Walt will take Lindy to the wedding hall.
Lindy wanted her father
The decision has been made. Walt will replace Jim.
We avoid crises, there is less drama, and fewer tears.
Ready;
What is the secret to a happy married life?
There is no privacy.
- Walt? - No.
No. Being happy? That's not sustainable.
I've said this before, but I want to add something more.
How do I know if it's in fashion now?
So that everyone can express their feelings
Anytime,
But in my opinion, it doesn't benefit anyone at all.
And in his absence Walt?
Be kind.
And if you can't be kind,
Be quiet.
Walt?
Okay.
What are you doing?
The type of fabric!
You mean why are we getting married?
Ah!
- Book. - Mm.
Book. Book.
Okay. Speak politely. Okay.
I got the best wedding gift of my life from here.
Now open it.
The gifts are given below
Right now, damn it!
Okay. Is this what I'm thinking?
We have a lot of work to do.
- Oh, no, not today - Shut up, it can't wait.
No, he has to wait. I mean, I have to stay here.
- So, you want to stay here. - Yes, I want to stay here.
Do you have to stay here? Well, a perfectly suitable wife.
I want to stay here. This is my wedding.
We agreed not to work at the wedding.
Tomato artist, will your book be published on Monday?
What? Did you tell him about the tomatoes?
Was that a secret? - Yes.
Well, we have no secrets. Get used to it, Leslie.
You have no right to call me 'Leslie'.
- Isn't that your name? - We're not that close emotionally.
Honey, look who's here. Your parents.
Oh!
Lindy, mom and dad are here.
I'll be right back.
Okay. I'll be right back.
Mom and Dad. How sweet.
Yes, I will dedicate myself completely to this new, normal family.
It usually doesn't exist.
Do you want your book to be successful, or not?
Yes, of course. Have a glass.
I will take a review from France.
It will be written by Donna Tartt.
What? He doesn't write reviews.
And you're worried about those nasty canapés.
Oh my God.
What happened to our agreement?
Type of fabric.
We are married to our profession, we create success.
Just a chance meeting.
Without marriage, without traditional gender roles,
Not anyone from the Midwest, cowboys are out of the question.
We only accept New Yorkers.
We were young and didn't take it seriously.
We were very sincere.
- Yes, but that's - No, no.
- when I thought I could never - Don't say the word 'love'.
I will not find love in my life.
I will jump off the roof of this hotel.
Okay. Are you angry about the wedding, or about Les?
Okay. I don't like any of them.
But I'm not worried about Les,
But because you moved to this filthy suburb
Where you can no longer write.
I'm not going to the suburbs. Les doesn't want to go either.
I will never stop writing, nor will I isolate myself.
I will remain the same.
Now I know I have lost my way.
This is a marriage, not a death sentence.
Hmm, right.
Oh yes, that's true.
- Thank you, Mrs. Littlejohn. - How was your trip?
How was the trip? – Yes, it was quite long.
I have a foot problem.
Oh, no.
Well, I'll call you 'Mom'.
Shall I get you something? Ice? Aspirin or?
Oh, no, no. I won't complain about that.
The Little Ones have arrived!
Where can one find real drinks in this mess?
Hello. Nice to see you.
Hello, friend.
Ouch, Lindy, you're so sexy!
Okay, Sam. Okay, you're with your wife.
Congratulations, brother. Thank you, friend.
Oh God, protect the family wealth.
Leave your brother alone.
Mom won't be there to protect you anymore, Leslie, will she?
Oh!
Now it's Lindy's job.
Yes. Well, I
- Okay. You can go to the bar. - Come on, let's have a drink.
Yes, let's have something to drink, how about it?
Nice to see you!
You say, do you need ice or something?
Are you going to vomit? Okay.
Okay. Here you go.
Thank you. Welcome everyone.
Welcome.
We are honored to have you all here.
As many of you know,
Les and I didn't plan any of this.
- No. Not at all. - No. No.
Well, but I knew one thing, I knew
What I understood the moment I first saw him,
Actually, something inside me has changed.
And I knew I wanted to, um
I want him to be with me forever
And always.
Always yes. Thank you.
So, all of this, plus alcohol and an attractive Halloween costume.
You succeeded in this.
That's how he won my heart.
This
I have to say that our first date
The beginning was a bit complicated.
Because I took her to the most elite restaurant.
Which I was able to buy at Olive Garden with my student scholarship money.
I was very scared and anxious about Lindy's arrival.
And I waited there,
Until one thing became perfectly clear to me,
And the entire restaurant was informed that he would not be coming.
He left me waiting at the Olive Garden.
Then the waiter came up to me and asked me
Do I need anything else?
Your dignity, your pride, maybe.
Oh, and I was going to ask for the bill.
When I heard someone say
The best house wine, as many breadsticks as you want,
And ask for forgiveness for this sad and appealing person.
At table number nine.
- I'm glad I waited. - I'm so sorry.
Because the breadsticks were very delicious.
For you.
For me, and forever.
For all this
And for you, for all of you who are here.
- We love you so much. Thank you. - Okay. Let's go eat!
Yes. I love you.
Oh, what a wonderful speech. Thank you, friends.
Thank you. A. Yes. Beautiful, isn't it?
Please pay attention.
We have a little problem in the kitchen,
There will be a slight delay in serving dinner.
Well, we'll serve you cocktails to enjoy.
Already.
Excellent.
No, I have to go. No. No, no, no.
We hate it.
More cocktails? Do you know how many he's had already?
We hate it.
This is a sign of disaster.
We hate it.
Petrol. They lit the fire.
Of course, they set it on fire. Thank you.
You have nothing else to do, right?
Keeping love alive.
Les is actually a huge romantic.
Do you remember, dear, the tender poems he wrote when he was a child?
- Hmm. - He used to put them on our pillows.
Before bed
It's a good thing he stopped doing that.
I remember, um, "Shine, shine, beautiful lace,"
The question is, who am I?
Yeah, that's right. They already got it. They have it.
From the bride's side or from the groom's side?
Lindy. Best friend.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Les is my best friend.
Yes, what's the matter, why haven't we ever met?
I don't like it. Do you?
I never thought about it.
Haha. You didn't say yes.
Oh, so you caught me by surprise.
So, just because you're his best friend doesn't mean you have to be his best friend too.
Not always.
I think you don't want to be here.
That's what Lindy wants me to be, and that's why I'm here.
Did you come with anyone else?
Um, no. And your partner?
The matter is complicated.
All these complex events gave rise to all this.
You are very outspoken.
Is this your choice?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Wait.
One moment.
I don't know if I'll like it or not.
Just wait.
Ready for the event?
Oh, yes. Gary. When do you think it will start?
What kind of event?
Is this your first McMichael family event?
Have you never been to a McMichael family event?
Yes, I No. Why?
The situation will spiral out of control. We assure you. Extreme chaos.
I'm saying there will be bloodshed. - Oh! Yes. Blood.
- Hmm. - What kind of blood? What?
Look at me.
Tell me.
Do you really want all this?
Type of fabric
Oh, you didn't say yes.
Are you working on your marital relationship?
My book is going to be published on Monday.
Hello. Welcome. How much have you eaten already?
I told Les that Walt would take you to the wedding.
Dad will do it.
Leave optimism to the naive.
You are the embodiment of negativity.
- Representation. - Hi, Diane.
You're not helping me. Hi, Terry.
Do I need to remind you how many times your father has let you down?
Select an event.
Mom, your sorrow is not mine.
I had to handle everything myself.
Oh, you mean throwing the pieces around and saying, "I told you so."
If you don't want to make the same mistake as your father,
She should be there with her future husband.
This is your duty as a future wife.
Don't waste this either.
My rainbow begins with black.
The Snow Queen. What a change!
Duty;
Well, you are his future wife.
Oh, is this the book?
- Yes. - Am I involved in this?
Well, no one is involved in this. It's a myth.
I can't believe you're getting married.
You always say you don't want to do this.
I always wanted,
But I couldn't find the right one.
I don't know if there's anything right, but I think I've found it.
Oh.
This is my
Has anyone seen Tim?
Erin, is that him?
Oh my God.
Yes, this is it. Isn't he attractive?
- Yes - I'll be right back.
- Books, Terry. - Books.
I don't know what love is. I don't know. Nobody knows.
But they do it, they know it.
The last time I spoke in front of so many people
Attended the Ford Taurus launch event,
Which, as some know, I designed.
Let me bring it down to a more normal height.
I have known you for a long time
For a long time. Do you remember?
Yes, I remember.
This is Les's favorite song from childhood.
You'll remember him, Les.
To be honest, when I first saw them together,
Hmm-hmm. It can't be. It's not going to happen.
They have no chance.
We are happy.
We are very happy for you!
Because of my much older sister.
Who found the right person so easily.
Of course.
Lindy, Lindy, Lindy,
You you are attractive.
However, I have hope, you know.
I have my own team.
We should ask them what love is, right?
Oh, drunk.
Has anyone seen my team?
Love what a beautiful thing.
Where did the food go?
It's almost ready, ma'am. Uh, miss.
You said this five minutes ago.
My wife, sir
I know, I know. Actually
Dad.
You know, Lindy was born on my birthday.
And it captured my attention from day one.
As soon as he took his first breath, he screamed.
And that wasn't the cry of a newborn, no.
He had something to say.
- This is my father. - "Dhyat,"
Now two women are yelling at me.
Book, Diane.
Then I lifted him into my arms.
And suddenly he stopped screaming.
Silence.
The nurse said she had never seen anything like this before.
You two are made for each other.
You are a great team.
Oops.
He was in Milwaukee the day he was born.
And to see her now, young, in love,
Before marriage, she has a bright future ahead of her.
It makes a man a little softer.
Just because he breathes the same air with her.
As long as there is no voice.
You know, when you have a child,
You see that there is a part of you in them.
And when they find someone who loves them,
Like this little part of you
He also accepts love.
This is why this old man feels
Very proud.
Well
Congratulations to both of you.
I couldn't be happier.
Hey, you two are a great team now.
Incredible.
- Best speech. - Best speech.
At least he didn't speak.
Regarding his alleged baseball career.
Oh, my love.
Oh, I'm so glad you came.
He must be someone from your group, girl.
Dad this is Les.
Mr. McMichael, I am honored to have you, sir.
Jim was never a gentleman.
And this honor is mine.
Okay.
But as a father, I have a responsibility,
And that's the end, if you break his heart,
I will break yours.
Joke.
Clear, direct, scary, um, with warmth and humor.
Now I understand who Lindy wants.
Books, books.
Diane.
Gym.
Walt.
Gym.
The.
Oh, um Kevin!
Mother.
Lindy.
So, what is your opinion about his book?
- Oh my God you have you read this? - Have you read it?
She's amazing. You have a lot of talent, Lindy.
- Dad. - Like father, like daughter.
You portrayed Diana's character perfectly.
Perfectly.
Nearby.
I was a little nervous about it too.
Am I inside a book?
No, there's no one inside. It's a myth.
I am a character in your book,
And you sent him a sample copy.
To an unknown address, but not to me?
Mother.
Walt?
Diane.
Mother.
Kevin!
Leslie, show your father what you showed me.
Oh, no, no. It's still too early.
Show him. It's wonderful. Frank.
Yes, show me. Show me.
Okay. If you're sure.
The food hasn't arrived yet.
See? This is the perfect time. Come on.
Okay. Dad, I
I am on the verge of discovering genetically modified tomatoes.
Oh. That's it.
This is a genetically modified tomato.
Whoever has this power, um
To change agriculture to its traditional form.
And Monsanto is interested
Didn't they discover this tomato before?
Yes. But it's a new variety it's a different kind of tomato.
Frank, you like tomatoes.
I like to put tomatoes on my sandwiches.
And does it look like a tomato?
Yes, but it is genetically modified.
And does it taste like tomatoes?
Yes, but yes.
- Is this a tomato? - Yes.
- Yes. Yes. - Good.
Yes. Yes.
See? You impressed him.
And.
You need to go to the kitchen
This is a lie about a happy married life.
Do you want to know what genre I include romance novels in?
And nice.
And speaking of Lindy and that crazy professor,
This is science fiction.
I know my friend will call me one day.
Tell me he accidentally got two heads.
Dear viewers, please pay attention.
The food is enough.
Return to your seats immediately and we
Ice mother.
Destruction.
My mother was neither kind nor affectionate.
Walt? Go on, stop him. Do something.
I am not a hero.
Okay. Please go to your respective seats. Sit down.
Don't worry, Mom.
His emotions were numb
Okay. Let's go eat.
Let's stop this.
ready to hit anyone who comes near
- That's enough. - Diane?
What are you doing? You're ruining my marriage.
Diane, would you like some coffee?
Where is Kevin?
- Let's go - Kevin?
When the temperature
Kevin!
The wind was getting thicker.
When you need him, he's never there. Kevin?
We need coffee!
- "His mood" - Can I turn it off?
Yes. Good idea.
My mother's love.
Stop it, Mom.
What are you doing?
Even hell has no wrath.
Which can be compared to the situation of a depressed middle-aged mother.
My mother's love had some conditions.
- I had to. - Kevin!
- Kevin! - Ah!
Ah! My body is getting hot.
Okay. Your body is not burning. Here you go. Okay.
My mother was not someone who could be forgotten.
Or forgive.
Mom, enough is enough!
We're getting out of here. Walt.
Oh my God! Mind, Diane!
Mom! Put down the knife!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Come on, sit down. - He stung me!
Oh, them!
He stabbed me! Oh God, I could bleed to death.
I have to take it off, right?
No! Don't take it out.
You are not worthy of doing this!
Think of something else. I'll get it out.
- Three, two, one. - No, Lindy!
Everyone was stabbed.
Oh, you should go, dear.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Walter, can you calm your wife down?
- Walt. Walt. - Don't tell me what to do.
Let's go. Let's go there.
What's your problem? Come here!
- Tata! - Frank!
- Jim. - Frank!
O holy, merciful Savior, you foresaw this.
Double stabbing.
I need to start betting.
Marriage is a bloody game.
Please, everyone, sit down.
And eat that tuna tartare!
Um what exactly happened?
Rehearsal dinner.
Understand.
By the way, I really liked your speech.
However,
I really liked your face.
My house, let's go now.
God bless this pastor.
I think I should introduce myself, I'm
No. Oh.
What is the secret to a happy married life?
Stay tuned.
It was a disaster. What a terrible disaster!
Oh God, my family.
There's always some kind of problem. - Oh God. Mind.
I mean, I just wanted to get married.
So that I can be a member of your ordinary family.
And he could have been freed from his madness.
Only;
Only;
The.
You just wanted to get married.
How can he be part of my normal family?
Do you have any idea how insignificant this makes me feel?
Oh, hello.
There has been no change.
And I love you.
It's not enough that you don't do the work.
At the rehearsal dinner, right?
Maybe I can still feel my thigh.
Whatever goes wrong
Will it make the story better?
We're not being serious about this, are we?
I don't know. I don't think so.
What's going on?
Hey, is the medicine making you crazy?
This maybe.
It may or may not happen.
Wait. Where are you going?
I am going to my room.
Hey, leave it you're saying, fuck.
Those superstitions about marriage.
Do you want to send marriage to hell?
I didn't say that.
- But that's what you meant. - No.
Wait.
What is this?
And and, and
Hey are these your promises? "Will we do this?"
Hey, come on. I this?
This is me me, me tomorrow I
- I wanted it to be - I understand.
I understand. This is a real wedding. I understand.
Oh, where, where? Wait.
Will I see you tomorrow?
Will I see you tomorrow?
Book.
Hello.
Do you regret it?
Maybe.
Drink;
- Yes. - Okay.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about your hand.
Ah.
He's been trying to hurt me with something for 20 years.
Everything is fine.
I think this marriage was a mistake.
Oh.
Marriage or marriage?
I have to admit, I never thought
I will watch my vibrant little girl calm down.
But you like Les, right?
You chose safety over excitement.
Is this bad?
You and I don't choose safety.
Hmm.
I wanted to be normal.
Nothing in my life has ever been normal.
Well
Your talent has been unusually stimulated.
Thanks to this, you have written a wonderful book.
Normality can destroy creativity.
Maybe that's why I can't write my vows.
Maybe.
Oh God, who knows this better than me?
Before I met Diane,
I was being watched by the top leagues.
But you already know the story.
Yes. Yes, you got married, and then this closet.
Cupboards and cupboards
Who wanted to go upstairs.
Their situation should have been worse.
Then my ligament tore.
And that was it.
Goodbye to my baseball career.
Do you really think you can?
Baseball star
Didn't you marry your mother?
After our separation,
I started playing in the Mexican Pacific League.
Everyone thought my career was over.
The coach was forced to hire me.
That's why he kept me on the bench in every match.
And one day, his best player got injured,
And the coach had no other choice.
Instead of forcing me to kill.
I threw it the first time, but nothing happened.
I missed my target for the second time.
If I lose, it will be all over for me.
On the next shot, I hit the ball so hard.
The stadium lights exploded,
Sparks were falling in the field,
The audience went crazy, and that's when I understood.
I mean, I realized it at that moment.
Yes, for the development of talent,
You have to put yourself above everything else.
Do you understand, kid?
- Yes. - Yes?
And.
If you want to use it tomorrow, I'll leave the car running.
We both know you're not like that.
Excellent team.
Wait a minute, I have to go meet the groom.
You know, that's the story of the movie 'Naturally Gifted,' right?
Oh yes, Kevin.
Know.
Simply Wedding
Are you crying about that?
No. Do you smoke it?
No.
Is this happening because I stabbed you?
No.
Is this happening because you stabbed me?
And.
What did he say to you or do to you?
He was very excited.
Yes. I
It's fear disguised as excitement.
And now he wants to run away.
But he didn't say that.
There was no need for this.
Like Lindy Jim,
But he looks more like me than he thinks.
Which one do you love more?
The more she fears that the man will run away.
We thank the friendly Jim for this.
Say whatever you want about me, but I stayed.
I know I'm not approachable or attractive.
But contrary to popular belief,
I am not a monster.
After Jim left
My heart broke.
Yes, the Snow Queen also has a heart.
I vowed never to marry again.
And then I met Walt.
He is one of the good people.
Maybe it's just me seeing this,
But the rest may be lost.
You, you tell me
And you are one of the good people.
And Lindy knows it.
And so he tries with all his might.
Don't run away.
This conversation never happened.
Diane, thank you.
Not bad for an emotional iceberg.
Wedding day
Mind.
Event
Departure
Oh, Dad.
Janet Reno!
Janet Reno!
Janet Reno!
Oh, you are my hero.
Let's do it! - Oh!
Let's go!
They took my loudspeaker!
Kevin!
- What happens if we don't do this? - What if?
We are not like that. We are not like that.
But that's you.
Be honest.
And.
I wanted to marry you.
And I wanted to get married.
Right. But you? This
I didn't want to. - No.
And why did you say yes?
Because I didn't want to lose you.
Or my family.
But you understand the reason, right?
Hmmm.
I just wanted
I had a strong desire to get something small
Usually.
Yes. I promised to do what I always said I wouldn't do.
Because I didn't want you to leave.
Should I leave?
I'm a science buff, I mean, insignificant.
Overeducation and a stupid idea
No one has any worries about that.
You are wonderful.
And you will change the world.
I firmly believe that you can do this.
And I still don't understand why you want
Being with a fool like me.
Only when you say this do I believe I can change the world.
And there's nothing I want more than to be with a fool like you.
Everything.
To hell with the papers. - But you want them.
But you're not. You're not. So, let them go to hell.
I'm very happy that you say "let them go to hell".
Oops, I love you.
Oops, I love you.
But
Now I just want everything not to go to hell.
And let's get married.
Wow. Are you serious?
But for us, to make it our own.
Our normality, our own version.
And, without any drama.
Yes. No violence
No. There are no police.
Without family.
No.
And I know the right place.
Gray house.
Gray house.
Just born
Secret;
There is no marriage.
You two stay.
Diane, don't make me come any closer.
Yes, Les Littlejohn,
I'm not taking you, Lindy McMichael.
For his lawful wife.
Oh yes, Lindy McMichael,
I'm not taking you with me, Les Littlejohn.
For her legal husband.
What?
Never. Never, not at all.
You will sign the papers, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
Okay. So, I declare that you are not husband and wife.
And!
Live broadcast from Times Square in New York: Welcome to the New Year.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Job Title: Freak53nja
New year, new us.
I'm going to form a team from Vermont.
Are Gary and Meg coming?
Terry, we did it.
Because you are familiar
He has turned the complicated relationship with his mother into fiction.
I can't even get in.
At the wine shop on Wednesdays.
Your mom needs this wine club.
And he's not exaggerating.
Your mother wanted to protect you from your father.
There is no doubt that you are your father's son.
It would be better to die 15 centimeters tall than this.
Seeing Les win that damn Nobel Prize.
Hilton will sell the technology to the military.
We can't be part of it.
Come on, let's finish what we started.
Unlimited stability!
It's time to know the truth about Les Littlejohn.
You have no choice but to eliminate him.
Tell me, why?
Why do you say that?
Wait. Terry, be clear.
What is he saying? - Shut up. Calm down.
Okay. That's it.
Oh my God.
I know. Okay.
Twenty years ago, New York
He said yes. - Yes?
- Yes! - Did he say yes?
- Yes! - She said yes!
Congratulations.
They're getting married. Good luck. - No, no, no.
He wrote a novel. Yes! And he's going to publish it!
Nobody cares. This is New York.
This is why we have cats.
I love this city.
Let's get married. - A.
Why should we ruin marital relationships?
- I know. - That's funny.
That is, we live together, we love each other.
What else do we need?
This is stupid. Really stupid. Yes.
Lindy, do you want to stop being my wife?
You say, I don't want it.
And I won't be your husband?
Of course not, Les!
- And you want? - What?
What are you doing?
Look at this.
Yes. You work very fast with your fingers.
And now I ask you
Yes.
Won't you marry me?
Of course not. Never, absolutely not.
What is this again?
Well, I thought I would.
Maybe we can make it informal.
We won't do it, or won't we?
I don't know.
I mean, we've always said we wouldn't do this.
All this nonsense about marriage, but
- But? - But maybe
Maybe two 'no's' make a 'yes'.
For years we vowed that we would never get married.
I know, I know.
But perhaps the most difficult,
The most unconventional and revolutionary thing was
Let's get married.
Yes, but
But, in an unconventional marriage,
Without exaggeration, making it single.
And.
And.
Rehearsal dinner six months later
McMichael - Littlejohn wedding rehearsal dinner
Dot.
I can't believe you did all this. I, I
- Yes. Alice? - I'm here, ma'am.
Oh, be well. — Always, madam.
Saving it
in a safe place, locked and secured.
They should not be harmed.
Okay.
Now, flowers. - Flowers.
After the show? They'll go to the tables.
- Small stalk, just the jar. - Just the jar.
Dinner rehearsal schedule:
Drinks and light snacks upon arrival,
Newlyweds, welcome.
Appetizers and various types of toast. Do you have an approved list?
- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.
Dessert is ready. Everyone is leaving and I can sleep. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
Wait, okay? Okay.
Excellent.
Oh, one more thing.
Ah! Recording, very important.
Just one question. Which one?
What is the secret to a happy married life?
What don't I want?
Advice, memories, wishes.
Very good, well done.
Okay, ma'am. Excuse me.
Kevin, a simple rectangle, not a bishop's hat.
Wow, that's great. Thank you!
Alice;
Font, spelling?
Seating arrangement.
My father can't sit next to my mother.
We were told that a certain Walt
Taking on the responsibility of fatherhood,
- According to Mother Diane. - Damn Diane.
No, that's not right. Let's start from the beginning. Kevin.
- Kevin, again. - Wait. What are you doing?
I prevent nuclear war.
He always does the same thing to me.
Who? - Diane.
- What is he doing? - He's chasing my father.
- But they'll come, right? - Of course.
So we have to sit down with Jim, the father of the bride,
Nancy.
Nancy, mother of the groom,
who comes from a normal, stable and functioning family,
And I'm not from a family of lies, madness, and sorrow, okay?
Kevin? Are you kidding yourself, Kevin?
Champagne or cocktails before dinner?
Cocktail! Thank you, Alice.
What? Shampoo no.
Champagne! Champagne.
Champagne. Thank you, Alice.
Diane and cocktails.
Absorption does not occur without food. We have already discussed this.
- I could - Let's take a deep breath.
We are upset. We are getting upset.
Thank you for speaking in the plural. - Yes.
What happened to me? We hate it.
Right. Right?
We don't want this, and that's why
Ah!
It's fun, right?
Whatever goes wrong is good.
Because that would be a funny story.
For our singleness to remain single.
These are all 'no's, okay?
We are rebels before the altar.
This is us.
- Yes. - You and I are.
You and me.
- You and I. - Okay.
Okay;
Yes. Okay.
But what if I lose control?
- Yes, what if that happens? - I'm almost crazy.
Maybe we need a secret word.
I like it.
- Yes. - Okay.
Maybe
- Um - Um
Know.
It could be, say, Halloween in '99.
In the crowd of Bill Clinton,
Monica Lewinsky and Lindy Tripp,
There were only two of them
- Janet Reno. - Yes.
Oh. Janet Reno. Janet Reno. Keywords.
- I like it very much. - I love you.
Oops, I love you.
Okay.
Okay.
This flower is not in the middle. Let's go.
- I'll ignore it. - Okay. Let's go. Let's walk
There are 25 minutes left until the guests arrive. 25.
Right. Yes. Right?
Books, books. – Martin.
Hello, how are you?
Congratulations.
Oh! My! Oh.
Oh. Oh, Holy Savior. Am I the first?
As always. You're right.
And Dana where was it? Are you coming alone?
So, Dana and I are considering our options.
This is good.
- Good. - Okay.
You are needed in the kitchen.
I welcome visitors. I need to be here.
What?
- Okay. - Yes.
It's nothing.
- Okay. Is everything okay? - Nothing.
Yes, okay.
This, and? Okay?
- Danner felt like he had to - No, no, no, because
Oh, oh, oh. You know what? We're not talking about tomatoes.
- Oh, they didn't agree. - Don't worry, everything is fine.
What?
Damn investors.
They have no vision, they have no courage.
Hey, we'll get through this, okay? I know people at Monsanto.
If we end up forming an alliance with Monsanto, then kill me.
Book. Book.
How did your "nothing" go?
Everything is fine. Yes, everything will be fine.
Good.
How are you? Is everything okay?
Okay, good. Very good.
Oh, they didn't accept?
No, no, no, I'm Dana. I hope he changes his mind, right?
Um, yeah. I mean, I'm going to the bar.
- Okay. Okay. - Yes.
Diane, Walt.
Walt wants to go to the bathroom.
There are no signs here.
This is the first door on the left, at the end of the corridor.
So over there? Okay.
Left.
Okay. Now I understand.
Good luck. Thank you.
Okay. This
He's ignoring me. Okay.
- I mean, has he canceled yet? - Who?
Gym.
No, no, no. He confirmed it.
Who said that? - Lindy.
No, he won't come. You have to prepare.
Preparing for what?
Despair, drama, tears. Walt will take Lindy to the wedding hall.
Lindy wanted her father
The decision has been made. Walt will replace Jim.
We avoid crises, there is less drama, and fewer tears.
Ready;
What is the secret to a happy married life?
There is no privacy.
- Walt? - No.
No. Being happy? That's not sustainable.
I've said this before, but I want to add something more.
How do I know if it's in fashion now?
So that everyone can express their feelings
Anytime,
But in my opinion, it doesn't benefit anyone at all.
And in his absence Walt?
Be kind.
And if you can't be kind,
Be quiet.
Walt?
Okay.
What are you doing?
The type of fabric!
You mean why are we getting married?
Ah!
- Book. - Mm.
Book. Book.
Okay. Speak politely. Okay.
I got the best wedding gift of my life from here.
Now open it.
The gifts are given below
Right now, damn it!
Okay. Is this what I'm thinking?
We have a lot of work to do.
- Oh, no, not today - Shut up, it can't wait.
No, he has to wait. I mean, I have to stay here.
- So, you want to stay here. - Yes, I want to stay here.
Do you have to stay here? Well, a perfectly suitable wife.
I want to stay here. This is my wedding.
We agreed not to work at the wedding.
Tomato artist, will your book be published on Monday?
What? Did you tell him about the tomatoes?
Was that a secret? - Yes.
Well, we have no secrets. Get used to it, Leslie.
You have no right to call me 'Leslie'.
- Isn't that your name? - We're not that close emotionally.
Honey, look who's here. Your parents.
Oh!
Lindy, mom and dad are here.
I'll be right back.
Okay. I'll be right back.
Mom and Dad. How sweet.
Yes, I will dedicate myself completely to this new, normal family.
It usually doesn't exist.
Do you want your book to be successful, or not?
Yes, of course. Have a glass.
I will take a review from France.
It will be written by Donna Tartt.
What? He doesn't write reviews.
And you're worried about those nasty canapés.
Oh my God.
What happened to our agreement?
Type of fabric.
We are married to our profession, we create success.
Just a chance meeting.
Without marriage, without traditional gender roles,
Not anyone from the Midwest, cowboys are out of the question.
We only accept New Yorkers.
We were young and didn't take it seriously.
We were very sincere.
- Yes, but that's - No, no.
- when I thought I could never - Don't say the word 'love'.
I will not find love in my life.
I will jump off the roof of this hotel.
Okay. Are you angry about the wedding, or about Les?
Okay. I don't like any of them.
But I'm not worried about Les,
But because you moved to this filthy suburb
Where you can no longer write.
I'm not going to the suburbs. Les doesn't want to go either.
I will never stop writing, nor will I isolate myself.
I will remain the same.
Now I know I have lost my way.
This is a marriage, not a death sentence.
Hmm, right.
Oh yes, that's true.
- Thank you, Mrs. Littlejohn. - How was your trip?
How was the trip? – Yes, it was quite long.
I have a foot problem.
Oh, no.
Well, I'll call you 'Mom'.
Shall I get you something? Ice? Aspirin or?
Oh, no, no. I won't complain about that.
The Little Ones have arrived!
Where can one find real drinks in this mess?
Hello. Nice to see you.
Hello, friend.
Ouch, Lindy, you're so sexy!
Okay, Sam. Okay, you're with your wife.
Congratulations, brother. Thank you, friend.
Oh God, protect the family wealth.
Leave your brother alone.
Mom won't be there to protect you anymore, Leslie, will she?
Oh!
Now it's Lindy's job.
Yes. Well, I
- Okay. You can go to the bar. - Come on, let's have a drink.
Yes, let's have something to drink, how about it?
Nice to see you!
You say, do you need ice or something?
Are you going to vomit? Okay.
Okay. Here you go.
Thank you. Welcome everyone.
Welcome.
We are honored to have you all here.
As many of you know,
Les and I didn't plan any of this.
- No. Not at all. - No. No.
Well, but I knew one thing, I knew
What I understood the moment I first saw him,
Actually, something inside me has changed.
And I knew I wanted to, um
I want him to be with me forever
And always.
Always yes. Thank you.
So, all of this, plus alcohol and an attractive Halloween costume.
You succeeded in this.
That's how he won my heart.
This
I have to say that our first date
The beginning was a bit complicated.
Because I took her to the most elite restaurant.
Which I was able to buy at Olive Garden with my student scholarship money.
I was very scared and anxious about Lindy's arrival.
And I waited there,
Until one thing became perfectly clear to me,
And the entire restaurant was informed that he would not be coming.
He left me waiting at the Olive Garden.
Then the waiter came up to me and asked me
Do I need anything else?
Your dignity, your pride, maybe.
Oh, and I was going to ask for the bill.
When I heard someone say
The best house wine, as many breadsticks as you want,
And ask for forgiveness for this sad and appealing person.
At table number nine.
- I'm glad I waited. - I'm so sorry.
Because the breadsticks were very delicious.
For you.
For me, and forever.
For all this
And for you, for all of you who are here.
- We love you so much. Thank you. - Okay. Let's go eat!
Yes. I love you.
Oh, what a wonderful speech. Thank you, friends.
Thank you. A. Yes. Beautiful, isn't it?
Please pay attention.
We have a little problem in the kitchen,
There will be a slight delay in serving dinner.
Well, we'll serve you cocktails to enjoy.
Already.
Excellent.
No, I have to go. No. No, no, no.
We hate it.
More cocktails? Do you know how many he's had already?
We hate it.
This is a sign of disaster.
We hate it.
Petrol. They lit the fire.
Of course, they set it on fire. Thank you.
You have nothing else to do, right?
Keeping love alive.
Les is actually a huge romantic.
Do you remember, dear, the tender poems he wrote when he was a child?
- Hmm. - He used to put them on our pillows.
Before bed
It's a good thing he stopped doing that.
I remember, um, "Shine, shine, beautiful lace,"
The question is, who am I?
Yeah, that's right. They already got it. They have it.
From the bride's side or from the groom's side?
Lindy. Best friend.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Les is my best friend.
Yes, what's the matter, why haven't we ever met?
I don't like it. Do you?
I never thought about it.
Haha. You didn't say yes.
Oh, so you caught me by surprise.
So, just because you're his best friend doesn't mean you have to be his best friend too.
Not always.
I think you don't want to be here.
That's what Lindy wants me to be, and that's why I'm here.
Did you come with anyone else?
Um, no. And your partner?
The matter is complicated.
All these complex events gave rise to all this.
You are very outspoken.
Is this your choice?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Wait.
One moment.
I don't know if I'll like it or not.
Just wait.
Ready for the event?
Oh, yes. Gary. When do you think it will start?
What kind of event?
Is this your first McMichael family event?
Have you never been to a McMichael family event?
Yes, I No. Why?
The situation will spiral out of control. We assure you. Extreme chaos.
I'm saying there will be bloodshed. - Oh! Yes. Blood.
- Hmm. - What kind of blood? What?
Look at me.
Tell me.
Do you really want all this?
Type of fabric
Oh, you didn't say yes.
Are you working on your marital relationship?
My book is going to be published on Monday.
Hello. Welcome. How much have you eaten already?
I told Les that Walt would take you to the wedding.
Dad will do it.
Leave optimism to the naive.
You are the embodiment of negativity.
- Representation. - Hi, Diane.
You're not helping me. Hi, Terry.
Do I need to remind you how many times your father has let you down?
Select an event.
Mom, your sorrow is not mine.
I had to handle everything myself.
Oh, you mean throwing the pieces around and saying, "I told you so."
If you don't want to make the same mistake as your father,
She should be there with her future husband.
This is your duty as a future wife.
Don't waste this either.
My rainbow begins with black.
The Snow Queen. What a change!
Duty;
Well, you are his future wife.
Oh, is this the book?
- Yes. - Am I involved in this?
Well, no one is involved in this. It's a myth.
I can't believe you're getting married.
You always say you don't want to do this.
I always wanted,
But I couldn't find the right one.
I don't know if there's anything right, but I think I've found it.
Oh.
This is my
Has anyone seen Tim?
Erin, is that him?
Oh my God.
Yes, this is it. Isn't he attractive?
- Yes - I'll be right back.
- Books, Terry. - Books.
I don't know what love is. I don't know. Nobody knows.
But they do it, they know it.
The last time I spoke in front of so many people
Attended the Ford Taurus launch event,
Which, as some know, I designed.
Let me bring it down to a more normal height.
I have known you for a long time
For a long time. Do you remember?
Yes, I remember.
This is Les's favorite song from childhood.
You'll remember him, Les.
To be honest, when I first saw them together,
Hmm-hmm. It can't be. It's not going to happen.
They have no chance.
We are happy.
We are very happy for you!
Because of my much older sister.
Who found the right person so easily.
Of course.
Lindy, Lindy, Lindy,
You you are attractive.
However, I have hope, you know.
I have my own team.
We should ask them what love is, right?
Oh, drunk.
Has anyone seen my team?
Love what a beautiful thing.
Where did the food go?
It's almost ready, ma'am. Uh, miss.
You said this five minutes ago.
My wife, sir
I know, I know. Actually
Dad.
You know, Lindy was born on my birthday.
And it captured my attention from day one.
As soon as he took his first breath, he screamed.
And that wasn't the cry of a newborn, no.
He had something to say.
- This is my father. - "Dhyat,"
Now two women are yelling at me.
Book, Diane.
Then I lifted him into my arms.
And suddenly he stopped screaming.
Silence.
The nurse said she had never seen anything like this before.
You two are made for each other.
You are a great team.
Oops.
He was in Milwaukee the day he was born.
And to see her now, young, in love,
Before marriage, she has a bright future ahead of her.
It makes a man a little softer.
Just because he breathes the same air with her.
As long as there is no voice.
You know, when you have a child,
You see that there is a part of you in them.
And when they find someone who loves them,
Like this little part of you
He also accepts love.
This is why this old man feels
Very proud.
Well
Congratulations to both of you.
I couldn't be happier.
Hey, you two are a great team now.
Incredible.
- Best speech. - Best speech.
At least he didn't speak.
Regarding his alleged baseball career.
Oh, my love.
Oh, I'm so glad you came.
He must be someone from your group, girl.
Dad this is Les.
Mr. McMichael, I am honored to have you, sir.
Jim was never a gentleman.
And this honor is mine.
Okay.
But as a father, I have a responsibility,
And that's the end, if you break his heart,
I will break yours.
Joke.
Clear, direct, scary, um, with warmth and humor.
Now I understand who Lindy wants.
Books, books.
Diane.
Gym.
Walt.
Gym.
The.
Oh, um Kevin!
Mother.
Lindy.
So, what is your opinion about his book?
- Oh my God you have you read this? - Have you read it?
She's amazing. You have a lot of talent, Lindy.
- Dad. - Like father, like daughter.
You portrayed Diana's character perfectly.
Perfectly.
Nearby.
I was a little nervous about it too.
Am I inside a book?
No, there's no one inside. It's a myth.
I am a character in your book,
And you sent him a sample copy.
To an unknown address, but not to me?
Mother.
Walt?
Diane.
Mother.
Kevin!
Leslie, show your father what you showed me.
Oh, no, no. It's still too early.
Show him. It's wonderful. Frank.
Yes, show me. Show me.
Okay. If you're sure.
The food hasn't arrived yet.
See? This is the perfect time. Come on.
Okay. Dad, I
I am on the verge of discovering genetically modified tomatoes.
Oh. That's it.
This is a genetically modified tomato.
Whoever has this power, um
To change agriculture to its traditional form.
And Monsanto is interested
Didn't they discover this tomato before?
Yes. But it's a new variety it's a different kind of tomato.
Frank, you like tomatoes.
I like to put tomatoes on my sandwiches.
And does it look like a tomato?
Yes, but it is genetically modified.
And does it taste like tomatoes?
Yes, but yes.
- Is this a tomato? - Yes.
- Yes. Yes. - Good.
Yes. Yes.
See? You impressed him.
And.
You need to go to the kitchen
This is a lie about a happy married life.
Do you want to know what genre I include romance novels in?
And nice.
And speaking of Lindy and that crazy professor,
This is science fiction.
I know my friend will call me one day.
Tell me he accidentally got two heads.
Dear viewers, please pay attention.
The food is enough.
Return to your seats immediately and we
Ice mother.
Destruction.
My mother was neither kind nor affectionate.
Walt? Go on, stop him. Do something.
I am not a hero.
Okay. Please go to your respective seats. Sit down.
Don't worry, Mom.
His emotions were numb
Okay. Let's go eat.
Let's stop this.
ready to hit anyone who comes near
- That's enough. - Diane?
What are you doing? You're ruining my marriage.
Diane, would you like some coffee?
Where is Kevin?
- Let's go - Kevin?
When the temperature
Kevin!
The wind was getting thicker.
When you need him, he's never there. Kevin?
We need coffee!
- "His mood" - Can I turn it off?
Yes. Good idea.
My mother's love.
Stop it, Mom.
What are you doing?
Even hell has no wrath.
Which can be compared to the situation of a depressed middle-aged mother.
My mother's love had some conditions.
- I had to. - Kevin!
- Kevin! - Ah!
Ah! My body is getting hot.
Okay. Your body is not burning. Here you go. Okay.
My mother was not someone who could be forgotten.
Or forgive.
Mom, enough is enough!
We're getting out of here. Walt.
Oh my God! Mind, Diane!
Mom! Put down the knife!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Come on, sit down. - He stung me!
Oh, them!
He stabbed me! Oh God, I could bleed to death.
I have to take it off, right?
No! Don't take it out.
You are not worthy of doing this!
Think of something else. I'll get it out.
- Three, two, one. - No, Lindy!
Everyone was stabbed.
Oh, you should go, dear.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Walter, can you calm your wife down?
- Walt. Walt. - Don't tell me what to do.
Let's go. Let's go there.
What's your problem? Come here!
- Tata! - Frank!
- Jim. - Frank!
O holy, merciful Savior, you foresaw this.
Double stabbing.
I need to start betting.
Marriage is a bloody game.
Please, everyone, sit down.
And eat that tuna tartare!
Um what exactly happened?
Rehearsal dinner.
Understand.
By the way, I really liked your speech.
However,
I really liked your face.
My house, let's go now.
God bless this pastor.
I think I should introduce myself, I'm
No. Oh.
What is the secret to a happy married life?
Stay tuned.
It was a disaster. What a terrible disaster!
Oh God, my family.
There's always some kind of problem. - Oh God. Mind.
I mean, I just wanted to get married.
So that I can be a member of your ordinary family.
And he could have been freed from his madness.
Only;
Only;
The.
You just wanted to get married.
How can he be part of my normal family?
Do you have any idea how insignificant this makes me feel?
Oh, hello.
There has been no change.
And I love you.
It's not enough that you don't do the work.
At the rehearsal dinner, right?
Maybe I can still feel my thigh.
Whatever goes wrong
Will it make the story better?
We're not being serious about this, are we?
I don't know. I don't think so.
What's going on?
Hey, is the medicine making you crazy?
This maybe.
It may or may not happen.
Wait. Where are you going?
I am going to my room.
Hey, leave it you're saying, fuck.
Those superstitions about marriage.
Do you want to send marriage to hell?
I didn't say that.
- But that's what you meant. - No.
Wait.
What is this?
And and, and
Hey are these your promises? "Will we do this?"
Hey, come on. I this?
This is me me, me tomorrow I
- I wanted it to be - I understand.
I understand. This is a real wedding. I understand.
Oh, where, where? Wait.
Will I see you tomorrow?
Will I see you tomorrow?
Book.
Hello.
Do you regret it?
Maybe.
Drink;
- Yes. - Okay.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about your hand.
Ah.
He's been trying to hurt me with something for 20 years.
Everything is fine.
I think this marriage was a mistake.
Oh.
Marriage or marriage?
I have to admit, I never thought
I will watch my vibrant little girl calm down.
But you like Les, right?
You chose safety over excitement.
Is this bad?
You and I don't choose safety.
Hmm.
I wanted to be normal.
Nothing in my life has ever been normal.
Well
Your talent has been unusually stimulated.
Thanks to this, you have written a wonderful book.
Normality can destroy creativity.
Maybe that's why I can't write my vows.
Maybe.
Oh God, who knows this better than me?
Before I met Diane,
I was being watched by the top leagues.
But you already know the story.
Yes. Yes, you got married, and then this closet.
Cupboards and cupboards
Who wanted to go upstairs.
Their situation should have been worse.
Then my ligament tore.
And that was it.
Goodbye to my baseball career.
Do you really think you can?
Baseball star
Didn't you marry your mother?
After our separation,
I started playing in the Mexican Pacific League.
Everyone thought my career was over.
The coach was forced to hire me.
That's why he kept me on the bench in every match.
And one day, his best player got injured,
And the coach had no other choice.
Instead of forcing me to kill.
I threw it the first time, but nothing happened.
I missed my target for the second time.
If I lose, it will be all over for me.
On the next shot, I hit the ball so hard.
The stadium lights exploded,
Sparks were falling in the field,
The audience went crazy, and that's when I understood.
I mean, I realized it at that moment.
Yes, for the development of talent,
You have to put yourself above everything else.
Do you understand, kid?
- Yes. - Yes?
And.
If you want to use it tomorrow, I'll leave the car running.
We both know you're not like that.
Excellent team.
Wait a minute, I have to go meet the groom.
You know, that's the story of the movie 'Naturally Gifted,' right?
Oh yes, Kevin.
Know.
Simply Wedding
Are you crying about that?
No. Do you smoke it?
No.
Is this happening because I stabbed you?
No.
Is this happening because you stabbed me?
And.
What did he say to you or do to you?
He was very excited.
Yes. I
It's fear disguised as excitement.
And now he wants to run away.
But he didn't say that.
There was no need for this.
Like Lindy Jim,
But he looks more like me than he thinks.
Which one do you love more?
The more she fears that the man will run away.
We thank the friendly Jim for this.
Say whatever you want about me, but I stayed.
I know I'm not approachable or attractive.
But contrary to popular belief,
I am not a monster.
After Jim left
My heart broke.
Yes, the Snow Queen also has a heart.
I vowed never to marry again.
And then I met Walt.
He is one of the good people.
Maybe it's just me seeing this,
But the rest may be lost.
You, you tell me
And you are one of the good people.
And Lindy knows it.
And so he tries with all his might.
Don't run away.
This conversation never happened.
Diane, thank you.
Not bad for an emotional iceberg.
Wedding day
Mind.
Event
Departure
Oh, Dad.
Janet Reno!
Janet Reno!
Janet Reno!
Oh, you are my hero.
Let's do it! - Oh!
Let's go!
They took my loudspeaker!
Kevin!
- What happens if we don't do this? - What if?
We are not like that. We are not like that.
But that's you.
Be honest.
And.
I wanted to marry you.
And I wanted to get married.
Right. But you? This
I didn't want to. - No.
And why did you say yes?
Because I didn't want to lose you.
Or my family.
But you understand the reason, right?
Hmmm.
I just wanted
I had a strong desire to get something small
Usually.
Yes. I promised to do what I always said I wouldn't do.
Because I didn't want you to leave.
Should I leave?
I'm a science buff, I mean, insignificant.
Overeducation and a stupid idea
No one has any worries about that.
You are wonderful.
And you will change the world.
I firmly believe that you can do this.
And I still don't understand why you want
Being with a fool like me.
Only when you say this do I believe I can change the world.
And there's nothing I want more than to be with a fool like you.
Everything.
To hell with the papers. - But you want them.
But you're not. You're not. So, let them go to hell.
I'm very happy that you say "let them go to hell".
Oops, I love you.
Oops, I love you.
But
Now I just want everything not to go to hell.
And let's get married.
Wow. Are you serious?
But for us, to make it our own.
Our normality, our own version.
And, without any drama.
Yes. No violence
No. There are no police.
Without family.
No.
And I know the right place.
Gray house.
Gray house.
Just born
Secret;
There is no marriage.
You two stay.
Diane, don't make me come any closer.
Yes, Les Littlejohn,
I'm not taking you, Lindy McMichael.
For his lawful wife.
Oh yes, Lindy McMichael,
I'm not taking you with me, Les Littlejohn.
For her legal husband.
What?
Never. Never, not at all.
You will sign the papers, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
Okay. So, I declare that you are not husband and wife.
And!
Live broadcast from Times Square in New York: Welcome to the New Year.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
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