The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e09 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Come on! Jump!
Oh, no!
Faster!
We're going very down,
Christopher Robin.
Whoa! Hit the brakes!
Oh, no! We're gonna crash!
Uh-uh-uh!
Escaping from
your bedroom again?
Okay, mister.
Back to bed.
While your mother's away,
I'm in charge, 'kay?
Uh, all right.
Babysitters.
Who needs 'em?
That guy'd stay up
all night if I let him.
Tiggers are terrible
at being bored.
I suppose it's too
after dinner for breakfast.
And too after d-d-dark
for sleeping.
Hey, wait a minute!
She said get into bed,
but she didn't say go to sleep.
Hey, you're right, Tigger.
Yeah, but what can we do
in bed besides sleeping?
I'm thinking about
all the honey that isn't here.
But there's pillows.
And where there's pillows,
there's pillow fights!
Oh, yeah? Take this!
Oh, sorry, Piglet.
Ahoy! Arr, mateys!
You may fire when ready,
First Mate Pooh Bear!
Are we ready yet, Piglet?
What, Pooh?
Fire!
Yipe!
Ha! Shiver me Tiggers!
You couldn't hit
the broad side of a barnacle.
I'm the meanest piratiest pirate
that ever pirated!
So hand over your honey,
or I'll makes you walk the plank!
Honey? Did he say honey?
Long John Tigger is after
our treasure.
I know a safe place for it.
How can one Long John Tigger
fire so many pillows?
Oh, it's what
Long John Tiggers do best!
Quick, men!
We need more pillows!
We'll show 'em!
Oh, d-d-dear.
A talking pillow?
Yikes!
Oof!
How embarrassing. I been sunk
by a piglet disguised as a pillow.
Oh, you're not so mean,
Long John Tigger.
Are you?
Hey, I'm the meanest!
But I gives up easy.
We've done it, First Mate Pooh!
We saved the honey!
Ooh! Thank goodness.
I never seem to save honey
at home, you know.
Oh, no! We're sailing
over the edge of the bed!
Oh, Christopher Robin!
This bedroom is for sleeping,
not playing!
Oh, I don't believe it. How
could one kid make such mess?
I'm not sure
this is a good idea.
Hey, all that ocean
made me thirsty.
I just wanna get
a little glass of water.
And a little something
to honey it down with.
Oh, we need to keep
our strength up for sleeping.
All right,
but we have to be quick
and quiet.
Shh!
Mmm
Goodness.
Hurry, hurry!
Oh, quickly, Piglet, the cake!
You got it.
You got it.
You got it!
- Oh!
- He ain't got it.
Dear! Whoa!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Dear!
Piglet! Come down!
I d-d-do,
but then I go up again!
I got 'em!
Whoa!
Ha-ha! I got you!
Oh, Christopher Robin!
Just look at this mess!
If your mom saw this,
she'd never let me babysit again!
But we made the mess.
But I'm responsible.
Your mother left me in charge.
Sorry.
Okay, let's really try
this time.
Oh, don't worry.
Sleeping is easy.
See?
Something went bump.
What is it?
Whatever it is,
we better find out.
The babysitter might be
'sponsible for us,
but we're 'sponsible
for the house.
Maybe we should give
w-w-whatever it is
a chance to leave?
No, we gotta surprise it.
And surprise is what
tiggers do best.
Surprised you, didn't I?
Shh.
It's It's a dragon.
What's a dragon doing
in my living room?
Sleeping I hope.
Then let's not wake it.
There's something funny
about this.
Hey, look, you guys!
It's only a
Oh, help! It's got me!
Christopher Robin!
Have no fear, Tigger is here!
Take this! And that!
And another that!
- And some of this!
- No! Tigger!
- Take one of these!
- It's only a vacuum cleaner!
Some more of these over here!
And Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
You put it in reverse!
Hmm.
Christopher Robin!
Wha What
What are you doing?
But Mom, it isn't my fault.
What a disaster!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I thought he was asleep.
Honest.
I can't imagine how this
There was this dragon, see?
I I I mean,
I can't understand why
And Long John Tigger,
he tried to steal the honey.
Christopher Robin!
Of course, then we got hungry.
- So Piglet
- What?!
- He took off in a rocket?
- Oh, you gotta believe
And then the dragon got Pooh,
and
That's enough, young man.
How could you make such a mess?
It was easy.
Christopher Robin!
Come quick!
Yeah!
For goodness sakes, hurry!
Someone has stolen
the color outside.
Silly old bear
it's the first winter snow.
Oh, yeah, I knew that.
Silly old bear.
Come on! Last one outside
is a is a
the last one outside!
Uh, haven't you
forgotten something?
Nope.
Uh, the mess
you made last night?
Oh, Mom, please?
It's the first winter snow.
All right.
I'll give you one more chance.
Thanks, Mom!
I won't make a mess
for a whole year!
Why do I find that
so hard to believe?
Whee!
Whee!
You'd just better roo yourself
right down here.
You know you're not supposed
to climb that tree.
But I didn't climb it, Mama.
I flew!
Well, no more climbing
or flying today, dear.
I have to go out this afternoon.
Oh, Mother.
So I asked Christopher
Robin to watch you.
Hiya, little nipper!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
And you be good, Roo,
'cause Christopher Robin's
responsible for you.
Just stay inside and play.
Okay, Mom.
Now, Christopher Robin,
remember Roo's bed time.
It's after his dinner time,
uh, but before
his breakfast time.
Psst! Hey, Tigger,
let's build a snowman.
But remember what
your mother said, Roo?
No going outside?
Who said anything
about going outside?
Come on, Roo! Building
snowmen's what tiggers do best!
Oh, dear.
Snowmen get very small.
Very fast, indoors.
Oh, no! Roo!
Snowmen are for outside,
not inside.
I'm sorry, Christopher Robin.
Look, go on outside,
just till I clean up.
Since I'm in charge,
I guess it's my mess, too.
But stay in the yard, Roo!
Hey! Let's play baseball!
But we haven't any bases, Roo.
Okay, we'll play snowball.
I'll toss 'em,
and you catch 'em.
Hey, good catch there, Piglet.
Right in the old breadbasket.
Next time, use your hands,
Piglet.
No. Hands, Piglet. Not head.
Homerun!
Home? Time to go in already?
No. It means a great hit.
Oh, well, I knew that.
Just testing you.
Now let's really homerun one.
Do it for the old Tigger.
That's using your head,
buddy bear!
Yes, Piglet.
I just I'd try it your way.
I was right.
Hands are better.
Come on, Tigger,
throw me a perfect snowball.
Hey! My perfect snowball!
But Roo, are you supposed
to climb that tree?
I'm not climbing, I'm bouncing.
- What's up?
- Roo is up.
But he's not supposed
to climb that tree.
That's what I told him.
Well, somebody has to go up
there and get him.
But it's so very high,
and I'm so very, very not high.
I'm afraid I'm better at down
than up.
Climbing trees is not
what tiggers do best.
I guess I'll have to do it.
I am the babysitter.
I never thought babysitting
was so much work.
Roo! Come down, please,
before you get hurt.
Soon as I get my snowball.
Your mom wouldn't like this.
Oh, all right.
Can we play hide and seek?
Okay, I'm it.
Hey, can't I be it, too?
Hidin' and seekin'
is what tiggers do best.
Okay, Tigger.
You and Roo hide
while we count to 10.
But stay inside!
- Oh, here!
- One.
- No, no, here!
- Two.
- Over there!
- We'll find Tigger and Roo.
- No, here!
- Three.
- This is no good.
There's too much of me
to hide and too little of it.
Over there! Over there!
- Five, six, seven.
- Quick, in here.
Is 10 before or after 11?
They can see me, Tigger.
Yeah, so can I.
- Hey, I got it. Follow me.
- Eighty, nine, ten!
If we find you, we'll win!
Here we come, ready or not!
Oh, no!
Not again!
Roo! Tigger!
Roo!
Tigger!
It could be Roo
and Tigger tracks, Pooh.
Or it could be rabbit
and gopher tracks, Piglet.
But I don't think they're
playing hide and seek.
Hey! It's Buddy Bear and Piglet.
Hide! Hide!
Oh, Roo boy, I found us
the perfect hiding place.
Oh, d-d-dear, there aren't
any more tracks, Pooh.
What do we follow now?
These tracks, Piglet.
And they're fresh.
So we must be close.
It worked!
I knew they wouldn't
find us, Roo,
'cause hiding's
what tiggers do best.
Come on, Tigger, let's slide!
My words exactly, Roo.
Last one down is, uh
is the last one down!
Whee!
Whee!
Whoa!
Yuck!
Tiggers don't like
hidin' in the snow.
Where can we hide?
I got it! The perfect place!
Come on, Roo!
Hello
uh, everybody?
Roo! Roo, are you here?
He's not here?
Well, isn't he with you?
No, but don't worry, Kanga.
I'm sure Piglet and Pooh
have found him.
These tracks lead in here.
Roo! Are you here, Roo?
Whatever is going on?
Oh, I'm sure he's all right.
You see, Tigger's with him.
Oh, dear!
Now I know he's in trouble!
And it's getting
d-d-dark outside.
You never know what kind of
scary things come out after dark.
Oh, no!
Did I say scary things?
I meant hairy things.
Oh, d-d-dear, I hope
I didn't mean that, either.
We better start looking
all over again.
Mama seems awful worried.
Yeah, and you'd be, too,
if you were losing
a game of hide and seek.
I just know something
awful's happened to Roo.
I'm sure he's okay.
I just wish
I knew where Roo was.
Hey, Tigger,
when can we come out?
I'm tired of hiding.
He's never been out
this late before.
Don't cry, Mama.
See? I'll let you find me.
Oh, Roo!
Oh!
What's all the commotion?
Oh, finally found us, huh?
Now it's your turn to be it.
Okay, time for bed.
Right, Christopher Robin?
Right!
Good night, Pooh.
Good night, Christopher Robin.
Good night, Piglet.
Good night, Pooh.
Good night, Tigger.
Tigger's already asleep.
Yeah, 'cause tiggers are
the best sleepers, you know.
Okay, Christopher Robin?
I wonder if somebody switched
Christopher Robins on me.