Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e09 Episode Script

1
Thanks for coming out
to open mic night, y'all.
Here's a little to go flow
to take home with you.
Gather around
Gather around ♪
Get your backs
up off the wall ♪
I'm about to let it go
Trust fall ♪
Somebody call
a stylist, bro ♪
I see them stains
in your shirt ♪
Is this the Mess Hall? ♪
Crowd hype, if you lock in
say yes, y'all ♪
[all] Yes, y'all ♪
Yo, flip it like a gymnast
I'm like a snowball ♪
When I'm on a roll
Demi chilling front row ♪
Looking like a oh-so ♪
Coco flow coming back echo
pull a pull a rabbit out of snapback ♪
Presto, you don't want
the smoke ♪
Because I said so ♪
If you're with me
let me know ♪
Let's go! ♪
[all cheering]
Yeah!
I am so glad
I made it in time.
Were you working on
your history presentation for tomorrow?
Sophie says music cues
and a costume change.
I'll spend the rest of the
night working on it.
I've just been too busy
with the gardening club,
the ping pong team and writing
letters to save the narwhals.
Fun fact, they're the unicorns
of the ocean.
Priorities, Vee.
This is your history final.
I'm making up for lost time.
I can't let school get in the
way of my school experience.
-Vee, you made it.
-Yes.
You killed it and
danced on its grave.
Thanks. Who wants
to go out for pizza?
Elijah doesn't want
to be mobbed by his fans.
You don't eat
where you just ate.
I'm in!
What are you doing?
Relax. The presentation
will be my number one focus.
After I get pizza.
-Vee.
-What? I'm a vampire.
I can stay up all night
and prepare.
[snoring]
-Slay! ♪
-S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me
shine, shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
Vee. Vee!
[sighs] I'm gonna
be late for class.
You got this?
I got this.
The sun awakens!
[hissing] Away, foul rays!
Ah, works every time.
You must have fallen asleep
prepping for your presentation.
How far did you get?
"The Dancing Plague" by Vee
That's it?
Oh, what am I gonna do?
I don't know anything
about the dancing plague.
Except it sounds like
a fun way to go.
It was for many.
I should know. I was there.
That's right, you were there.
I'll bet you know so much
about the dancing plague.
And you're so good at telling
everyone how much you know.
They say you have the heart
of a philosopher and the face of an angel.
What's your point?
Maybe you could just, I don't
know, slip into my brain
-and give the presentation as me?
-Absolutely not!
Being inside someone else's
brain is like trespassing.
And besides,
isn't that cheating?
Technically.
But while you're doing
my presentation, I'll be learning,
and you wouldn't
just be teaching me.
You'd be molding the minds
of an entire generation.
Well, if it's
for the children.
All right, let's take this
bag of bones for a spin.
Right. I'm not a ghost.
There's Jordan. Have you
streamed her latest mixtape?
Her flow is amazing.
She's the best rapper
at the school.
No offense.
Hold up.
I know why
we're looking at Jordan.
But why is Jordan
looking at us?
Hey, yo, come here a sec.
[wheezing]
Let's go.
-Don't embarrass me.
-I think you've got that covered.
Sit.
I heard you last night
at the open mic. You cooked.
I've never heard a first
year spit bars like that.
Wow. Thanks. That means
a lot coming from you.
We're doing a rap cipher
later tonight.
Very exclusive.
Very hush-hush.
I didn't even tell my mom.
And she's my best friend, yo.
You should come through.
You're giving me a key
to the underground?
-Bring your best bars.
-And his hype woman.
My friends call me DJ PJ
and my enemies
just call for backup.
I like her.
You can come too.
-We're going to a cipher ♪
-With the big kids! ♪
Hello, fellow students.
Isn't that Demi's hat
you're always hating on?
What?
Demi has impeccable taste.
He's the coolest.
He's okay.
He can be a lot sometimes.
Excuse me.
I am a lot all the time.
It's me. I'm in Vee's brain.
Demi?
Is this a good idea?
Puh-lease, I got this.
Vee sked me to do
her presentation for her.
Don't judge.
It's for the children.
Brilliant. Why didn't
I think of that?
Old Mr. Witherspoon will
never know the difference.
Hello, class.
I'm your substitute
teacher today.
That's not old
Mr. Witherspoon.
No, that's a young
Van Helsing.
[Demi] We've got
to get out of here.
[Vee] No, we have to do
my presentation.
[Demi] It's way too risky
with the slayer here.
[Vee] You can't dip out now.
Oh! Looks like Vee Hauntley is itching
to go first with her presentation.
[groaning]
And that was the day I
I mean,
Demetrius Montague Philosan
was instrumental
in ending the dancing plague.
[all applauding]
Wow, that was incredible, Vee.
Almost as if you were there.
[bell ringing]
Looks like we don't have time
for anyone else's presentation.
Sorry, children.
Vee, will you
stick around for a sec?
Very thorough report.
So much detail.
Hold still.
A-ha!
Just as I suspected.
Mm-mm, I see you in there,
Demetrius.
[chuckles nervously]
No one else in here but me.
Little old Vee.
Very human. Very adorable.
Wobbly head and all.
You've been besieged
by a spirit.
I demand to speak with Vee.
-Begone!
-[Demi] With pleasure.
Vee.
Are you okay?
Oh, no! What has
just happened?
I saved you.
You were inhabited by a ghost.
Really? How do you know?
I've learned all sorts
of things on my travels.
Plus, a ghost once
proposed to me.
But I'm more
of a living girl, so
Wow. Well, good thing
he's gone. Bye.
It's not that easy.
Sometimes ghosts have evil intent
and may return. When they bond with you,
they latch on and follow
you everywhere,
never leaving you alone.
That tracks.
The good news is I can help.
There's a waning crest
at noon tomorrow,
perfect for releasing
unwanted energies.
Can't I just take
prune juice for that?
Gross. No!
I'll summon the spirit.
If I can figure out why he targeted you,
then I'll know what to do next.
In the meantime,
stay on guard.
And also lose the hat.
[gasps] Demi, I'm packing your stuff.
You're out of here.
Huh. Usually that's my thing.
Moriah thinks you're a bad
ghost because you besieged me.
Which was your idea.
Did you tell her that?
Yeah. And then I said,
"Hey, I'm a vampire."
Demi, she can't find out
that we know each other.
You have to leave
before she summons you.
Meh.
"Meh"?
I've been ghosting
for 600 years.
I know how to avoid a summons.
Trust me, this isn't
my first haunted rodeo.
Dude, the key's symbolic.
Put it away. You look silly.
[rhythmic music playing]
Whoa
We're with the
big dogs now, Soph.
Yeah, I may be a small dog,
but DJ PJ's got
big dog energy.
[barks]
Circle up, and when you get
the mic, let it blow.
I've been ripping
on these rappers ♪
Since a 10-year-old
I was dripping ♪
In some platinum
playing tic-tac-toe ♪
Now my tongue
is made of satin ♪
But I'm rockin'
Rold's Gold ♪
Chitter chatter
for the cheddar better make 'em fold ♪
Ring, ring
Yo, what up? I'm the king ♪
Pick it up
Knock you out in any ring ♪
Hit you with a Mack truck ♪
Bag it up or back it up ♪
Slip it off or step it up ♪
Yo, what's up? ♪
Here he comes!
Uh, uh ♪
You've got this!
Uh, uh ♪
Whoo!
[microphone feedback]
How cool is it to drop the mic
before you even use it?
What, what!
Excuse me, whoops ♪
I had to intercept
back like I never left ♪
Pull up to the school dance
in that designer dress ♪
Are you sure
we need to do this?
I think he's gone.
And no offense.
I just really don't believe in
all that supernatural stuff.
Weird.
That's what the ghosts
want you to think.
Now, let's begin the ritual.
We'll draw him in
with the flame.
That's it?
A candle?
You know, if you put it
on a cake, it might be more enticing.
This candle
has special properties.
No ghost can resist it.
It also smells like a wet dog.
Apologies in advance.
[mystical music playing]
Puh-lease!
Was that a summons,
or was it something I ate 600 years ago?
[softly] Demetrius
[echoing] Demetrius
Demetrius
[echoing] Demetrius
[imitating] Moriah
See? I can do it too.
Demetrius
Uh-oh
Demetrius You are
being summoned.
Yeah, I got that!
Demi
trius?
The candle's magic
will hold him here
until I can determine
his intentions.
Who are you?
Okay, look here, toots.
I'm undercover, see, and you are
interfering with an active investigation.
Enough!
-Why did you besiege this child?
-That's classified.
Top secret, you hear?
Why did you choose Vee, huh?
I don't see what's so
special about her.
Hey, I have a lot
of admirable qualities.
Look, see, you back off,
-I won't report this.
-Hmm.
Save me a lot of paperwork.
Do we have a deal?
We definitely don't.
Because I'm banishing you,
Demetrius.
What?
I'm sending this agent
into an early retirement in the hereafter.
As in there's no here
after tonight?
By my decree,
the spirit is banished.
Haunt this plane no more!
Case closed. As the waning
crescent moon rises,
Demetrius' life force
will drain away
until the crypt is empty
and he is less than nothing.
Hey, why are you crying?
I'm just so happy.
Demi's in big trouble
and I've got to get into
Moriah's apartment to save him.
Okay, but she has it
booby-trapped.
I went back for
my jacket once,
I almost lost a thumb.
I got Demi into this.
I have to get him out.
Can you get her out of her
apartment for a little while?
I know where you
could take her.
What? What?
Mmm-mmm. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Look, I can't go back
to the cipher.
It's perfect. No phones,
closed room, loud music.
The sweet, sweet taste
of redemption.
Good plan.
Solid as a troll's thigh.
And trolls never skip leg day.
You don't understand.
I totally bombed.
I should have just stuck with
the first years where I was the best.
I get it.
You're used to being
a big fish in a small pond.
But snap out of it!
You're too good to quit
just because you failed epically
in front of the whole
underground.
Elijah, listen
to your hype woman.
Except that last part,
that was a little bit harsh.
So is life. Demi's in trouble,
so suck it up.
Fine.
I'll take Moriah
to the cipher.
Okay? Just promise me,
no more pep talks.
They cut deep.
[Demi] Vee! Stop.
It's not safe.
Get out of here!
I've never listened
to you before, and I'm not starting now.
I can't leave you to have
your life force drained.
[Demi] Fine. But be careful.
Moriah has the whole place
rigged like a mousetrap.
Don't worry.
Nothing's gonna stop me
from saving you.
[beeping]
[air whooshing]
Except maybe whatever this is.
[Demi] Vee!
Just a heads up.
It's gonna be hard to get
you in, so follow my lead.
Moriah!
The queen. The muse.
The moment.
Come on in.
Seriously?
You know my sister?
Don't look surprised.
You know I'm the cool one.
You totally are.
You good? I want to give
the DJ a link to my beat tape.
Maybe he'll play
some of my tracks tonight.
You ready, Elijah?
Uh
Yeah. Just gotta wait
for inspiration to strike.
Listen up ♪
Circle up
Viper in the cipher ♪
Sliding on cats
like a windshield wiper ♪
Dap to every lifer ♪
This is not a hobby ♪
I'm hotter than wasabi ♪
You a carbon copy ♪
Well, snap ♪
I guess I have to jump in
When I rap ♪
My flows
are off the deep end hit the track ♪
Bit, bat, my punches
always land ♪
Ooh, I don't chitchat unless
I'm talking with my hands ♪
I'm rare, I'm in demand
like water in the desert ♪
Spitting fire like I ate
a spicy pepper ♪
[Demi] Vee! Vee!
The sun awakens.
[hissing] Away foul rays!
[Demi] It works every time.
Demi, you're weakening.
[Demi] Can you use
your powers?
No, it's too risky.
They've been fritzing.
[beeping]
Aw. That was
my favorite sleeve.
[Demi] It's too late for me.
I had a good life and an even
better afterlife with you.
Save yourself.
I'm not leaving without you.
Here goes nothing.
[Demi] Boy, am I glad I signed you up
for those mummy and me yoga classes.
I can't look. Dang it!
I'm just an eye.
It's all I can do.
If you're not gonna do your
thing, we should get going.
I wanna make sure that ghost
has been fully banished.
Uh uh, no, no, wait, wait.
Hold up. Just had
to hydrate the pipes.
Let's go.
Can I try something?
[barks]
-[hip-hop beat playing]
-[crowd whooping]
They back
just like a boomerang ♪
Yeah, someone needs
to catch it ♪
Let me see you
do your thing ♪
Yeah, I'm chilling
on the surface, but I'm low key nervous ♪
Juggling
my parents' expectations ♪
And my higher purpose ♪
I'm secretly beefing,
more to me than meets the eye ♪
But no cap ♪
The only thing I'm trying
to slay is this mic ♪
Facing my fears
makes the nerves disappear ♪
I can see the future ♪
-'Cause I'm wise beyond my years ♪
-He's good.
Took some L's
tripped and fell ♪
-Had to learn to trust myself ♪
-Uh-huh.
It's on me, no one else
Always stackin', doing well ♪
All work and integrity
beats ego with celebrity ♪
I got my authenticity
from now until infinity ♪
-Let's go!
-So whether or not you're feeling me ♪
At least you know
it's really me ♪
My responsibility
is my respondability ♪
-[all cheering]
-DJ PJ, come in!
Keep riding hard
'cause the work's never done ♪
It's never done ♪
Shoot for the stars
till we are number one ♪
We're number one, y'all ♪
We know in our hearts
that we've already won ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Shoot for the stars
till we are number one ♪
[all cheering]
[Demi] Great! You're through.
Hurry!
Oh, no, Demi,
you're almost gone.
Let's get you out of here.
[Demi] Wait!
That's Vanquinium.
Don't let that seed pod
get to the bottom.
That was close.
-Vanquinium. Isn't this
-[Demi] Supernatural kryptonite.
It's toxic to ghosts,
vampires, Van Helsings.
If that pod cracks, we'll both
be done for, so stop playing with it.
Now get me out!
I'm back, baby.
Thank goblins!
We did it!
Okay, let's reset these traps
so Moriah doesn't know
you were here. Carefully.
But if Vanquinium
is that powerful a weapon, shouldn't we--
It's too dangerous.
No one should have it.
I can't believe you did
all that to save me.
If Moriah caught you,
you'd have been vanquished.
It was worth the risk.
You're my Demi.
I couldn't do any of this
without you.
You really couldn't.
I am so sorry for getting you
into this mess.
From now on,
no more shortcuts.
I'm gonna do my own work.
And you're going to listen
to everything I say?
Baby steps.
[humming under breath] Keep riding hard
till the work's never done ♪
Shoot for the stars
till we are number one ♪
[exhales] So long,
Demetrius Monta whatever your name was.
Hey, Demi, don't get mad.
I know what you said about
the Vanquinium being super dangerous,
but I was thinking,
if it's so powerful,
maybe vampires
should have it, too.
Demi?
[snoring]
[TV playing indistinctly]
[closing theme music
playing]