Yakuza Fiance: Raise wa Tanin ga Ii (2024) s01e09 Episode Script

1
[indistinct chatter]
Guys, what the hell
am I lookin' at?
That bastard thinks he's funny,
sending us to such
a random place?
Maybe. Could've been
watchin' the firework show
that finished just now.
Or maybe he made
for the train station
right by this park.
[grunts]
Split up into two groups!
We'll search here while
you all search the other end!
[panting]
Is it here?
[SECURITY 9A] Everyone,
walk single file, please!
Too many damn people
crammed in this park!
[KIRISHIMA] There's gonna be
a big rush going home
from a firework show,
which is great for buying time.
Regardless of
how many of them there are,
they'll have to split up
in order to search.
Dude! I said if you do this,
don't get caught!
Did you forget
or were you not even listening?
[KIRISHIMA]
Oh, I heard you.
Within the next ten minutes,
the crowd'll be on the move
and the goon patrol
will make their grand
appearance.
Then, the fun starts.
[gasps]
Huh?
PEDESTRIAN
HEAVEN
[indistinct chatter]
[YOSHINO]
This crowd's colossal, though.
I'm glad he's confident,
'cause I'm not.
[]
KIRISHIMA] You can come
if you really have to.
But, please,
try and stay hidden.
I'm begging.
I would've thought to hide
on my own
without his advice!
[grunts]
Move!
There he is.
[sighs]
Now I gotta ruin
an expensive skirt
for these jerks?
Damn it!
[panting]
TO BE HONEST, I WAN
TO MARRY YOU PART TWO
[GANG MEMBER 9A]
Why we slowin' down?
[grunts]
See where we are?
A little further and we'll
catch up with the others!
Like, soon!
Go retrace your steps!
Yeah, you two!
Check all the side paths
we overlooked!
[BOTH]
Right! We're on it!
[scoffs] How's he expect
us to find this schmuck
when we ain't ever seen him?
Best quit complainin'
or you'll be axed
by the end of the night, too.
[GANG MEMBER 9C]
I'd grab anyone by the neck
before they could even
try to kill me!
[scoffs]
- [choking]
- Who's there?
[groans]
You dirty sneak!
[grunts]
[gagging]
[KIRISHIMA]
Hands where I can see 'em.
Speak only when spoken to.
Make one unprompted noise
and you'll be eating through
a straw for the rest
of your life.
- Got it?
- [GANG MEMBER 9C] Uh-huh.
How many clowns
are there apart from you
and this bozo here?
[gasps]
Hey! We didn't make a plan
just for you to toss it!
If you don't shut up
and fuck off, then you're dead.
Dude! I'm helping!
Are you genuinely that stupid?
You'd rather line up
in the spot
he led you to like lambs
for the slaughter?
See, this is why I hate
working with single-minded
meatheads!
[indistinct chatter]
[grunts]
[NAOYA]
You guys go on without me.
I need to have a word
with our benefactor.
Damn it! Let go!
Asshole!
[gasps]
You do not wanna hurt me,
and I would think
you know why!
Azami won't let it slide!
So? Why should I care?
I'm not about to piss my pants
over some Yakuza bottom-feeder.
[scoffs]
If you think
he's a bottom-feeder,
you really are dumb.
[panting]
[NAOYA]
All right, genius!
Gimme a lecture, then!
[OZU] Well, for starters,
I definitely wouldn't have
agreed to babysit you chumps
if he were a typical yakuza.
But, about a year ago,
some of the Katabami
family's people
took an interest
in my business
before trying to shake it down.
I knew I couldn't solve
yakuza trouble
without involving yakuza.
Thing is, I also knew
it would cost an arm and a leg.
And so there I was,
stressing over
how I'd explain it
all to my dad
without him getting
on my case about it,
when my guardian
gangster reached out.
[YOSHINO]
Who's he mean?
Thought he was an average
student at first
'cause that's how he came off.
And even though
I hadn't mentioned
what was going on
to anybody he knew.
♪
[AZAMI]
Are you Kento Ozu?
Huh?
Would you like me to handle it?
[OZU] I still have no idea
how he heard.
But he gave me the creeps,
so, to get him outta my hair,
I told him to take
a stab at it.
And stab he did,
'cause less than a week later.
All of the guys
who came for me,
along with the other
members of their group
and their boss disappeared.
None confirmed dead, mind you.
Just missing.
No one except him knows
if they're alive
or dead to this day.
[YOSHINO]
Who is he talking about?
♪
Dammit!
Come on, Kirishima!
Where are you?
An entire year went past,
and I didn't hear another
word from the guy.
No offers to do me
more favors,
and he didn't hit me up
for cash or anything either.
I tried looking into him,
but there was nothing
left to find.
Then, after all of this time,
he suddenly shows up
to ask a favor of me.
And since he scratched my back.
[grunts]
People like him
define the word "scary."
The ones who won't shut up
about gettin' laid and paid
are easy to trust 'cause
they're easy to understand.
But there's no telling
what he wants.
At all.
I can tell you
he doesn't care about
your fragile egos, though,
and that this isn't out
of the goodness of his heart.
He's using
you numbskulls like pawns!
[grunts]
Oh, you!
[scoffs]
The fuck does it
matter to you, dickhead?
[groans]
And you in the bushes.
Stop hiding
and get out here, now.
[dial tone ringing]
Hey! The hell are you
bastards doing?
[GANG MEMBER 9C]
Well, uh, we found him.
Kirishima. He's here.
[scoffs]
You're, um, gonna
wanna head over
toward the train station.
He's in the public bathroom
at the front.
[TAKESHI] Where's the guy
who was with you?
Oh! Um, he got got.
I ran and hid.
Kirishima attacked us
outta nowhere.
[TAKESHI]
I don't think you're alone.
[chuckles]
[KIRISHIMA] You're smarter
than I gave you credit for.
Where's your ass at?
By the station,
like he told you.
[shudders]
If you want, I'll send you
my location again.
- You're bluffing.
- [phone chimes]
Hm?
What game are you
trying to make us play?
Hunting you down separately
just takes way too much effort.
And there's really
only one direct route
through the whole park.
So, I'm just gonna
stay right where I am
and wait for you.
But would you mind
bringing Ozu and Naoya
when you come?
They are the ones in charge
of this operation, right?
As fun as it is to beat
you flunkies,
it's also a waste of energy.
Huh?
I'm saying it's tiring.
Picture scraping gum
off your shoe,
and you should be able
to sympathize a little.
What's it gonna take
for you morons
to realize that going after me
is one of the worst ideas
you've ever had?
What?
[KIRISHIMA] You were making
some decent dirty money
with Shiori Akaza
before she was forced
to flee overseas,
yet you guys get to stay
in Japan without consequences.
Did you not wonder why?
♪
Because I allowed you
all to stay.
I'd think you'd be happy,
so I'm baffled as to why
you're bent on petty revenge.
Will you shut your
fucking mouth for five seconds?
Good God.
Rambling like you know
everything
when you don't know jack shit.
It's almost cute
how sure of yourself you sound.
But what little patience
I had for you is spent.
Now get over here
and make some more mistakes
that you can learn from.
[dial tone beeping]
All right. We should
get in touch with Naoya.
We tried.
No word from him or Ozu.
Do you think,
something bad happened to them?
That's not what's important.
Miyama's actually here
and working alone.
Tell everyone
who's searching to head over
to the station.
Once we have the asshole,
I'll do the honors
of killing him.
Wait. I did
everything you said
so please don't hurt--
[groans]
[NAOYA] Hey!
I know you heard me!
Ain't no point in snoopin'
once you're caught!
[groans]
He knows I'm here!
He knows I'm here!
[NAOYA] I'm sure
you're as thirsty for my blood
as I am for yours!
Ain't that right, Kirishima?
[YOSHINO] Okay,
he doesn't know I'm here,
but he knows someone's here.
Is it secret weapon time?
You lose your balls somewhere?
Huh?
[sighs]
[grunting]
♪
Hey.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You.
You came all the way
to Osaka to kill Kirishima
after months of your schemin',
just to wind up bumpin'
into me instead.
[NAOYA]
Dumb bitch.
This involves you, too.
I don't care how much
of a big shot
your granddaddy is,
anyone who crosses me
is gonna pay for it!
♪
And it's a steep price
in your case.
First, we'll beat Miyama
to a bloody pulp
and then we'll pass you
around before
we kill you in front of him.
Wow.
That's your goal?
So you're not only ugly,
you're clueless too.
Why?
[YOSHINO] All that would do
is make Kirishima happy.
♪
Dude's a real masochist.
♪
[sighs]
Honestly, the fact that
even I was able to tail you
proves how bad you are at this.
You're just a clueless guy
leadin' an equally
clueless crew.
Oh. Wait.
Maybe I got it all wrong
and you're here
to sample Osaka's
hospitals, too.
'Cause it seems like
this lesson ain't sinkin' in.
[angry grunts]
[NAOYA]
I'll sink somethin'.
Let's see you talk tough
with a knife in your throat!
[grunts]
[VISITOR 9B]
What happened?
[VISITOR 9A]
A blackout?
[gasps]
The lights!
♪
[grunts]
[gasps]
♪
[angry yells]
♪
[gasping]
- Now, die.
- [gasps]
- Die.
- [gasps]
Kirishima!
♪
Where do you think
you're goin', red?
[VISITOR 9B]
What's the deal?
[VISITOR 9C]
Talk about annoying.
[indistinct chatter]
[GANG MEMBER 9A] Damn it.
What timing.
No. It's one of his tricks!
[phone ringing]
Hey, what's goin' on
with the lights?
[TAKESHI] I'm betting
Miyama's up to something!
Check and make sure
all your guys are there!
Stay alert and don't move!
Huh?
[indistinct chatter]
[VISITOR 9H]
What was that just now?
[groans]
♪
[groans]
It's too late!
♪
[gasps]
[dial tone beeping]
Shimoda? Hey!
Shit, shit, shit!
We gotta group up
and surround him!
Why? What's going on now?
[TAKESHI]
Everyone in front is down.
Like, out cold?
And we're next.
[GANG MEMBER 9G]
Where's my phone?
I can't see shit
with all the lights out!
♪
Wait.
[grunts]
[indistinct chatter]
[VISITOR 9D]
Did someone just fall over?
[VISITOR 9D] Maybe.
So stop pushing!
♪
Oh.
♪
Where?
Where the hell is he hiding?
[groaning]
Hey!
[GANG MEMBER 9F]
C'mere, asswipe!
[grunting]
[coughing]
[grunting]
[TAKESHI]
Piece of shit!
You're gonna get yours!
♪
- [electricity crackling]
- [groans]
How kind.
That last one would've
been tough to beat,
so lucky thing you showed.
[sighs]
Ouch!
[groaning]
He really
knocked out my tooth!
That shitbag has one
mean left hook!
I better put you back.
[gasps]
I'm walkin' here!
Jeez! He's fast!
[YOSHINO]
Should I contact the police?
Be pretty lame after
runnin' my mouth the way I did.
There's gotta be something
useful around here.
This is a big freakin' park.
[indistinct chatter]
PUBLIC PARKING
LEFT TURN IN 300 METERS
BIKE RENTALS
♪
It's a true pleasure
to meet you.
Takes some serious
skill masterminding
a complex harassment
campaign like this.
It's been rather annoying
having my new fan club
follow me all the way
here to Osaka.
I feel guilty saying this,
given how much work
it must've been.
But I can't seem
to narrow down your motives,
so I'm gonna ask you
just one simple question.
What exactly do you want?
♪
[sighs]
[AZAMI] I'd like to know
where Yoshino Somei is.
[chuckles]
That is a crazy
amount of trouble
if your only objective
is the girl.
♪
[AZAMI] I heard that you two
have basically been
attached at the hip
since you met.
I see she isn't always
with you, though.
Guess we're done here, then.
♪
[crickets chirping]
Women like Yoshino
aren't that hard to come by.
She really isn't remarkable,
apart from her face and body.
I can introduce you
to much more
exceptional girls, though.
[AZAMI] I'm looking for her
because I have some
business with her.
And I'm not about that.
[AZAMI]
Interesting stance to take.
For a woman
who isn't "hard to come by."
That's what you said, isn't it?
[sighs]
Mm.
♪
[grunting]
Fine.
I admit there's no other
woman out there
who's even remotely like her.
[sighs]
♪
[grunting]
[gasps]
[exhales]
[thuds]
[KIRISHIMA]
I know you.
You're Azami Suo!
[gasping]
[muffled chuckles]
[KIRISHIMA] Now I'm wondering
how deep you are in this.
But even more curious
is when you got that face.
[grunting]
♪
- [knife clanking]
- [sniffs]
[VISITOR 9F]
Finally, some light!
[VISITOR 9F]
There are people on the ground!
[VISITOR 9G]
From a fight?
So what's your next move?
Your friends are scattered
around the park
enjoying their naps.
Might be a good idea
to wake 'em up
and bounce before
the cops get here.
There's also option two.
We keep fighting until
one of us actually dies.
[sighs]
Ah!
Boring.
What a bunch of useless idiots.
♪
There was no point in me
coming if I couldn't see her.
But tell her I said hi.
You're leaving?
Kinda surprised.
I thought you'd want me
dead for sure.
♪
[AZAMI] You think
you're such a big deal.
Funny, since the only ones
who care about
you are bottom-feeding punks.
I don't have time
to waste on you, for now.
♪
[panting]
Comin' through!
You all need
to get outta my way!
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PATRONAGE.
YOU HAVE RESERVED:
30 MINUTES.
Okay, I'm good to go!
[panting]
Move already!
[grunting]
[panting]
Uh. Shit!
[scoffs]
♪
RENTAL CYCLE
Uh.
Hey!
You talk big for someone
whose best strategy is hiding!
♪
DEAD END AHEAD
Ran right into a dead end.
So how about
we make a little deal?
I'll let you walk outta here
with your life
if you bring Miyama to me.
Take it or leave it,
but it's the last chance
you're gettin', bitch!
[YOSHINO]
On your right!
[grunts]
Your right!
Right, right, right!
Not there!
Over here!
[groaning]
[groans]
[YOSHINO]
Aw, shit.
That really messed up my back.
[groaning]
You're as dead as Miyama,
you hag!
[YOSHINO]
Sorry!
Looks like you're gonna sample
our hospitals, after all.
- [screaming]
- [electricity crackling]
KARAOKE
ALBATROSS
- Uh?
- [clatters]
[gasps]
[scoffs]
You're a sturdy bastard,
aren't ya?
[grunting]
[bottle shatters]
[fighting grunts]
What are you doin'
on Osaka turf, curly?
I'm pretty sure that
you're a Tokyo boy.
I mean, that's not
where I was born, so no.
You Yakuza are all the same,
constantly laser-focused
on your territories.
[grunts]
♪
[clatters]
Oh. It's on now.
[phone vibrates]
[MINAMI]
What? Is he kidding?
- Time out.
- [gasps]
[grunts]
Of course, he won't answer me!
We're really going home
after all this?
[scoffs] Has he not heard
of a little concept
called teamwork?
Uh.
All right. Bye.
Rag on my curls again
and I'll break you like
the twig you are.
- [SHOMA] What?
- You heard me.
And I wanna be
reimbursed for this suit.
You completely ruined it.
[SHOMA]
Hold up.
What do you want
with Kirishima Miyama?
Man.
What happens to him
isn't my concern.
[SHOMA]
It's not?
[MINAMI] You think
a trifling quest for revenge
is what brought me out
to Osaka?
All for some roughnecks
I don't even know?
I'm here on a job.
You're, uh,
with Kirigaya, right?
Don't seem to know
what's going on, though,
which would suggest that
you're pretty low
on the ladder.
Trying to start another fight?
I'm trying to warn you
about the infighting
that'll erupt soon.
Good time to clean
your hands of the biz
while you still can, y'know?
[grunts]
Talk to Kirishima.
He's in on it, too.
[grunts]
[gasps]
[panting]
[groaning]
[OZU]
Shit.
[YOSHINO]
Hello again, Ozu.
[gasps]
Still feelin' thirsty, champ?
Got plenty to talk about
while we go for another round.