D-Frag! (2014) s01e10 Episode Script

[KAZAMA] I'm goin'
all in this time.
[SAKURA] Wow! Pretty big
gamble, don'cha think?
[KAZAMA] Maybe, but that's
how men play poker!
Whoa! Hell yeah!
[SAKURA] Ooh. sounds like
you've got a good hand.
Please. Not like it's
gonna help you beat me.
I'll be the victorious one!
So that completes
the orbit, everybody.
Are we ready
for the big showdown?
[KAZAMA] Check it!
I got a straight flush!
[SAKURA] I got a
Master Instructor flush!
[CHITOSE] I got a
Mr. Kids flush!
[ROKA]
Joe flush in your face!
What kinda hand is that?
I told you already,
it's a Joe flush.
Do you guys even know
how to play this game?
Yes, and this is how
our club prefers to do it.
Allow me to instruct you,
based on the cards before us,
how a novice might arrive
at a Gaindhi flush
or a Pervender flush.
[KAZAMA]
Okay, I'm lost.
Let me break it
down for you, loser.
Matching picture cards always
beat matching number cards.
I guess that explains why
the deck we're playing with
is so freakin' enormous.
[TAKAO]
Hey, guys,
can someone tell me
if this hand is any good?
[CHITOSE]
Holy crap!
That's the "Scramble for
Porn Mags in Space flush!"
[ROKA] Which isn't just good,
it's the ultimate!
Wow!
I've never seen that
one before, awesome!
Oh. I had no idea.
How many picture cards
did you put in there?
You lose, which
means you have to
go buy everybody drinks.
Man, this is really messed up!
[CHITOSE] I want some
of that tasty juice
they sell at the convenience
store fifteen minutes from here.
[KAZAMA] Pick somethin'
from the cafeteria!
[SAKURA] I have a craving for
some ice-cold mineral water!
Get the trendiest, most
expensive kind they have!
[TAKAO]
I'll just have tea, please.
[ROKA] There's a certain
brand of grape soda
on sale right now that comes
with a free Mason figurine.
You can get me one of those!
[TAKAO]
Ooh! I want that instead!
[KAZAMA] Why are these
girls so damn picky?
Man.
The stupid games
they come up with
don't make any sense at all.
Huh?
You guys!
Hey! This is horrible!
It's Kenji, he's
been abducted again!
[ALL]
Huh? Again?
Wow. What a drama queen.
I don't understand what
the hell his problem is.
Does he enjoy being
a damsel in distress?
Wha What are we
going to do?
We have to save him!
Oh! But how?
I say we leave him be.
I'm sure he brought
this on himself.
[ATARU] No. It isn't
Kenji's fault this time!
[CHITOSE]
Gah. The nerve of that girl.
She could've just sent
me the text directly.
[SAKURA]
Wait, you know her?
Unfortunately, I do.
Tama's a third year
student here.
So what gives?
You two have a
history or something?
I can't blow her off.
If I do, there's no telling
what she'll try next.
I'll explain the details later.
For now, let's go.
But where are we going?
One of the
third year classrooms.
[SIOU]
If you guys are going
then I'm coming too.
When did you get here?
Uh-oh.
Is it just me, or is he
not moving anymore?
[SHINSEN] It's probably
because you threw him too hard.
Most people don't
toss guys around.
You know the boss lady
doesn't take it easy on anyone.
But good point,
it's totally not normal.
I don't know.
I think it's less the
act of being thrown
and more the
psychological trauma
resulting from the fact that
it was a girl who did it.
Or maybe he's just a wimp.
Who the hell are you people?
What kind of coward
launches a surprise attack
and ties somebody up?
If you had come at me full on,
I guarantee that
this would've been
a completely different
situation altogether!
He's fine.
Must be his youth.
That's the only explanation.
Hello, I take it
from your lil' rant
that we don't ring any bells?
That's a hell of
an observation!
Thank you.
My name is Tama,
and this is my team.
I'm Matsubara.
And my name is Shinsen.
Naganuma.
Nice to meet you.
There is nothing
nice about this!
Buncha weirdos!
Wait a second. Hey. Ribbons?
You're third years, aren't you?
Yep, that's spot on.
Sorry about the whole
abduction thing,
but you looked easy to catch.
I figured I could
use you as bait
to lure your pals into my trap.
[KAZAMA] Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
Wait, what?
Who are you
trying to lure here?
[TAMA] The girls of the Game
Creation Club (Provisional).
So let me get this straight.
You only abducted me
to get to them?
[TAMA]
No, not exactly.
I have business with you,
too, as a matter of fact.
Oh, you do?
Yep. See, thing is--
That's right!
I have business
with you, too, punk!
What the hell?
I'm not gonna stand here
and let you pretend like
you don't know who I am.
Sorry, but I seem to be
drawing a complete blank
right now.
[SHINSEN]
What?
Oh, come on,
you just saw me.
At the tournament
for the bag, remember?
Wait. You were really there?
Are you calling me a liar?
[FEMALE ANNOUNCER 10A]
Attention,
the Game Tournament is over.
All students please leave
the stadium immediately.
[SHINSEN] Haven't we
waited long enough?
[SHINSEN] You remember now,
Captain Oblivious?
I was inside the robot, Isle.
How was I supposed
to know that was you?
Come on, be reasonable!
Well, I cheered you on
from the bleachers.
It was a pretty boring
tournament, to be honest.
No way!
When you told us to spy on
those Provisional dill-weeds,
I had to climb into
that honking pile of junk.
How come she got to chill
out in the bleachers, huh?
Don't ask me.
Oh. Well, would
you look at that,
you just got a text message.
Back off! I mean it!
Leave my damn phone alone!
[TAMA]
Hey.
It's from your
good buddy, Ataru.
Wait a second,
how do you know Ataru?
[MATSUBARA] My, my,
what a cute nickname.
You know, they're likely
heading over here right now.
I wouldn't worry.
I can handle those
girls all by myself.
I'll send those
posers packing!
[KAZAMA] What? You're
gonna face them alone?
That's nuts!
[SHINSEN] Can someone
please explain
why the enemy
is worried about me?
As a third year student,
ganging up on others
happens to go against
my sense of pride.
But you don't
have any issues
with holding me hostage?
[SHINSEN] Plus,
I have a secret weapon.
This battle will be
over before it begins.
You'll see.
I don't understand.
Why is she so convinced
she'll be okay on her own?
'Cause she's nuts.
She's gonna get
her butt kicked.
Then maybe you
should stop her!
Has anyone ever mentioned
that you're way too nice
to your enemies?
Besides,
Barfy hates when underclassmen
don't take her seriously,
it's a pet peeve.
And I think it's important
to be respectful of
Barfy and her pride.
Okay, hold on.
Look. Let's get real.
You just called her Barfy,
how's that respectful?
[SHINSEN]
I'll be right back.
She might stand a
chance after all.
[ROKA]
Hello, passing through!
Just a couple nobodies
with brooms!
By pretending
that we're cleaning,
this brilliant
strategy will allow us
to reach the third
year classrooms
without drawing
attention to ourselves.
Yes, it's an excellent plan.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it makes us stand out more.
But--
[BOYS]
All right, all right!
So, uh
These third year students
who don't seem to
like you very much,
the ones behind the kidnapping,
are they the former
student council?
[TAKAO] Tama Sakai, the
ex-Student Body President.
Naganuma, the ex-Vice President.
Matsubara, the ex-Treasurer.
Shinsen, the ex-Clerk.
When it comes to that crew,
I've heard that
even the teachers
bow down to their every whim.
So, what's the backstory,
why are you guys
at each other's throats?
This has been going on
ever since we were little girls.
Do you know why I became
Student Body President
to begin with?
It was for the sole purpose
of pissing that girl off.
I don't think it's
quite accurate to say
we're "at each
other's throats".
This situation is merely
the result of years and years
of unfortunate timing
and a string of regrettable
miscommunications.
[CHITOSE]
I wish she'd graduate
and spend an extra
year as a ronin!
And then she can
get her butt kicked
by the hardships of real life!
[TAKAO] If you really
can't stand her that much,
why did you go to
the same high school?
[CHITOSE]
I didn't make good grades,
and they pretty much
let anyone in this place.
[ROKA]
What the Is that--
[CHITOSE] It's Isle,
the super-secret robot
that's been passed down
through the Science Club
for generations!
And the President
of the Science Club!
I did not expect
him to be here!
Tennouzu, what in the
world are you doing, man?
Please, forgive me.
The ex-president's got me
by the joystick.
[SHINSEN laughing]
[SHINSEN] It looks like
the jig is finally up
for the Game Creation
Club (Provisional)!
Oh, crap. It's so hot.
I'm roasting.
[CHITOSE] Great.
Barfy is inside that thing.
Barfy? You mean Barfy Barfy?
Wait.
Isn't that Shinsen,
the ex-Clerk?
[SHINSEN]
Don't call me Barfy,
you're gonna make me cry!
So what's the deal,
how did she end up
with the name Barfy?
[retching noise]
[CHITOSE] There's a
story behind that.
During a school assembly,
she hurled all over the stage.
The one who actually
coined the name was Tama.
Hey, Shinsen,
since you barfed on stage
in front of everyone,
from now on,
I'm callin' you Barfy.
[SHINSEN] Where do you
get off making fun of me?
You'll all go down for this,
--every last one of you!
-- [TENNOUZU] Be careful,
Miss Barfy!
If you keep doing that,
you're going to knock
Isle into reverse!
Enough talk.
Whaddaya say we bust
right through 'em!
I'm in.
It's been a while since
we kicked some butt!
Uh, you guys?
Here comes the fire!
And the earth!
Water, too!
Put all three together, you
get a Catastrophe Attack!
[TAKAO] Guys?
Are you just whacking it?
[SHINSEN]
The clanging is too much!
I think I'm gonna hurl!
Please! Stop!
Don't be mean to Isle,
he's fragile!
If you don't want them
to tear your precious robot
into a heap of scrap metal,
I'd man the hell up and hand
over that controller pronto!
Actually, that thing
looks magnificent.
Can I drive it for a while?
If Isle breaks,
the science club
will never forgive me!
[TENNOUZU] Everybody
cut it out right now!
[CHITOSE]
I never noticed
because of those
nerdy glasses,
but Tennouzu's
eyes are sparkly!
You're right.
On the other hand,
it might just be the
overhead fluorescent light
bouncing off his
prescription lenses.
But what do you
think it means?
That he was only
playing games before,
and now he's serious!
I'll show you what Isle
is truly capable of!
[TENNOUZU]
Ultimate Special Move.
The Deadly Isle Spin Attack!
[SHINSEN screaming]
Uh
I think we might be in
over our heads here!
There is a silver lining.
Barfy is bound to get
sick at some point, right?
You know, there's really
no compelling reason
we have to fight her.
You guys wanna skip it?
[TENNOUZU] This thing can
only move in one direction!
[SAKURA]
Look how fast it's spinning.
There's no way Barfy
makes it out of there
without puking her guts out!
[ROKA] Takao, what on
earth are you doing?
You're in danger!
Flee before it's too late!
Easy for you to say!
I'm petrified!
[CHITOSE]
Careful!
Puff out your chest like that
and you'll get smacked.
Hey! This is how
I normally stand!
Get outta my way.
[retching noise]
[ALL exclaiming]
[TENNOUZU]
Isle, no!
[ATARU] Don't worry
about the robot,
worry about Barfy!
She's clearly been knocked out!
[SIOU]
Ugh. The stench!
[TENNOUZU] This is
gonna make him rust!
Too bad.
From the sound of things,
it seems Barfy
didn't win after all.
Well, I kinda thought
that might happen.
Oh.
I should take care
of my business with you
before they arrive.
You know that I owe
you big time, right?
Thank you for taking
the ten thousand yen
I got for New Year's
to the police.
Huh?
[TAMA] You see, that money
was a gift from my grandpa.
It's really important to me.
[KAZAMA]
Wait
Don't tell me
that you're
Little Tama.
I have to say,
when a guy calls me
Little Tama, it's kinda hot.
[CHITOSE]
Hey, Tama. What's up?
I've come here today
to rescue Princess Pinch.
[TAKAO]
Aw, dang it!
That stupid robot scratched
up my cell phone strap.
It certainly took you
long enough to get here.
It's been a long time
since we met face to face.
Yeah, you're right.
I haven't seen you in
who knows how long.
Uh, we all ran into each
other yesterday at lunch.
[KAZAMA]
That's a long time?
So we did.
You had the nerve to stand in
front of me in the lunch line.
Now that I think of it,
that's what set me
off this time.
You're kidding!
That's nothing!
It's not nothing
at all, is it now?
Oh, as a matter of
fact, anything but.
[KAZAMA] Whoa, let's
think about this!
You two just agreed
on something!
Roka, now!
[KAZAMA] Whoa.
Did you guys see that?
She blocked the bag
attack with her pigtails!
[TAMA giggles]
Hey, everybody, look,
I caught myself a Roka.
[TAMA]
That hurt.
I thought she was
gonna pull my hair out.
Just who the heck are you?
Told ya, I'm Tama. Right?
Stop squeezing me, please.
Aw, yeah.
The pigtail block--
works like a charm every time.
After she got hit
with the bag attack,
she went from occasionally
wearing pigtails for fun
to wearing them every single day
for her own protection.
Guys, it's Barfy!
She's okay!
[SIOU] Why is she
wearing her PE uniform?
[ATARU]
Well, I mean,
she did puke all
over her clothes.
[SHINSEN]
And would anyone like
to take a wild guess
as to who's responsible
for the pigtails maneuver?
Oh yeah, that's right,
it was me.
Not exactly somethin'
to brag about.
The whole thing started
back when we were in
elementary school together.
[KAZAMA]
Okay, first of all,
that's a disgusting way
to start a flashback!
And second, you totally
deserve that nickname!
[FEMALE TEACHER 10A]
Goodness gracious me.
Shinsen, did you get carsick?
No, ma'am, that's not it.
Tama made her sick
by playing Kabuki.
[FEMALE TEACHER 10A]
Kabuki?
[YOUNG TAMA]
Kabuki!
Tama Sakai,
you should be ashamed.
You know better than to play
Kabuki in front of her!
No Kabuki, understand?
[YOUNG TAMA] I understand,
and I'm very sorry.
You have my word.
I will seal my Kabuki
away forever.
[YOUNG TAMA]
Eureka!
Double Kabuki!
[FEMALE TEACHER 10A] Tama Sakai,
what did I just say?
So you see.
There's only one
person responsible
for the pigtail move,
and that's me.
Yeah, I remember
that whole situation.
It really takes me back.
I just realized you three
have been friends since
you were little kids.
Listen, weirdos,
I don't feel like taking
a walk down memory lane!
[TAMA] Well at any rate,
the point is,
I don't wear my hair like this
'cause I think it's cute.
There's a practical
purpose behind it.
Honestly, I think it
looks way better
when I wear it straight down.
No one cares about
your stupid hair!
More importantly,
I think it's time
you put Roka down.
I see. So Roka comes first.
I thought you'd
be more concerned
with Princess Pinch over there.
Will you please
stop calling me that?
[ATARU] Hang in there,
Princess Pinch!
We've come here to rescue you!
If you're gonna do something,
let's get the ball rolling!
I'm in a really depressing
situation here, okay?
[TAMA] Aw, since you're
in such distress,
I'll get straight to the point.
I can't put up with the Game
Creation Club (Provisional)
anymore, and I'm
ordering you to disband!
[KAZAMA]
Why should we?
The moment I stepped down
as the Student Body President,
you stuck your dirty fingers
where they didn't belong
and began messing
with everything.
You appropriated
the student council
and started that weird club
you're all so fond of.
You used the council to
win the FUF Festival.
I will not watch the legacy
I worked so hard to build
be destroyed by
a poser like you!
[KAZAMA] Shouldn't the
current council members
be the ones who are upset?
So, as the ex-Student
Body President,
I decree the following:
From this day forward,
your club doesn't exist.
The Game Creation Club
(Provisional) is done forever.
Fat chance!
[KAZAMA]
So you object?
Uh, yeah.
Did you not just
hear what she said?
She threatened to
shut down our club for good.
Right. Good point.
So now what?
[TAMA]
What do you think?
If I remember right,
you're the president
of the Game Creation Club,
aren't you?
Do you really want this
good for nothing wannabe club
stealing focus?
Uh, I, uh
think that
Yes!
Competition is always good.
It's nice to have a rival club
around to keep things fresh!
Tell me. Why are you
defending these hacks?
[KAZAMA] Don't drag
an outsider into this.
I take it you're also opposed
to losing this silly club?
Believe it or not,
I signed on with 'em
'cause I wanted to.
And I'll tell you this much.
I'm not about to
let you come in here
and tell us we
have to shut it down.
If you want us gone,
then you'll have to earn it.
We're challenging you to a
head-to-head competition.
We'll put the club
up as collateral.
But our team gets
to pick the game!
[TAMA laughs]
You've got a deal.
How dare you decide
something like that
--on your own!
--Not the foot thing again!
Don't you get it?
If we lose, we're toast!
She wanted us to challenge them.
You fell right into her trap!
Come on.
Aren't you sick
and tired of that girl
acting like she can
do whatever she wants?
Be honest now.
She pisses you off
more than anything in
the world, and you know it!
You're right.
The thought of her
makes me nauseous.
Yeah, she is pretty
annoying, huh?
I shall do whatever it takes
to protect our home.
We must prevail, comrades!
[KAZAMA] Dude.
You hardly ever show up.
I've got a plan.
Someone go to the clubroom
and grab the Scramble for Porn
Mags in Space Game!
We play that,
we'll win for sure!
[KAZAMA]
That's definitely one of the
worst ideas I've ever heard!
Guys, I think you're
forgetting something.
Aren't you invincible once
the opponent's on your turf?
Or was that all just talk?
We are, yeah.
The Game Creation Club
(Provisional) means business.
[TAMA]
Well, who would've thought
Princess Pinch would be so
cool when I kidnapped him?
Kazama can be
all sorts of things
when he needs to be.
But his Princess Pinch
stat is really high.
If we win this competition,
no one's allowed to
call me that ever again,
do you understand me?
There's one issue.
I have no problem
fighting in a game battle.
But we only have three--
No that's not right. Four.
We only have four people,
which means our teams
aren't equally matched.
You almost said three
people just now,
didn't you?
Okay, who did you leave out?
To make it even,
you can only pick
four players to compete.
All right, then.
Now that that's done,
what game are we playing?
You guys!
We need to make a decision!
Why don't you
quit your watching
and help us out, Prez?
She's right!
Yeah! Help us!
Don't you have
any bright ideas?
Wait a second!
I'm not even in your club!
[KAZAMA]
Who cares?
And will somebody
please untie me, already?
This may be easier
than I thought.
[NAGANUMA] Man, it's dark.
Open the door!
[TAKAO] Calm down
and let me think,
--I'll come up with something.
--[NAGANUMA] Dumb door!
--[CHITOSE] All right,
--It's stuck!
--just know we're
--Guys! Come on!
--counting on you, Prez!
--Can someone let me out?
[SAKURA] You're the president,
you always think up
--something good!
--[NAGANUMA] It smells awful
in here!
[TAKAO] Except I'm
not your President,
or have you all
forgotten that?
[NAGANUMA] Hey!
Can you guys hear me?
Seriously!
This isn't funny anymore!
[SIOU] Stop wasting
your time, friend.
This locker doesn't
latch correctly,
making it impossible
to open from the inside.
That, and they
clearly care not.
Relax. Be quiet. Enjoy.
[NAGANUMA] If we're quiet,
they won't hear us
and we'll never get out!
How can you be so calm?
[SIOU]
How can I not be?
The darkness is so tranquil!
So perfect.
[NAGANUMA]
Um, you're scaring me.
Get me out of here, please!