Extreme Ghostbusters (1997) s01e10 Episode Script

1
-Hey.
-She turn up anything?
Yeah, the milk bones
I stash in my locker.
I'm just gonna eyeball
some of these internationals.
Well, see you in the morning.
Hm.
You don't see one of those every day.
[droning]
[growling]
What is it, girl?
[gasps]
Of sacred seal you did partake.
Now your sight you must forsake.
[screams]
[theme music playing]
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
That's right ♪
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
You know busting
Makes me feel good ♪
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
Whoo-ooh! ♪
-[dramatic music playing]
-[ghost cackling]
[Garrett] There she blows!
-I'll take the elevator.
-Let's go.
Seriously, could these proton packs
be any heavier?
Stop whining, Eduardo.
Easy for you to say.
You've got the girl's gun.
Yeah? Now you do.
Hey, I'm no girl.
Give me your pack and shut up.
[clamoring]
[Roland] There!
[proton pack energizes]
[cackling]
I hate when they play hard-to-get.
Uh-oh. She's gone. Let's get breakfast.
Other side!
-I'll cover you.
-What, with that little gun?
Get out of here.
-[cackling]
-[proton pack energizing]
Whoa!
[cackling continues]
[gasps] Look out!
Train!
[screams]
[grunts]
No.
[proton packs energizing]
[ghost bellows]
Have a nice day.
[cackling]
[grunting]
Where's my gun?
I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
You lost my gun?
No, I didn't lose it.
It's right there.
See? Safe and sound.
I can't believe you lost my gun.
Man, is Egon gonna be ticked.
[Egon] Ghostbusters, did you resolve
the incendiary spectral situation?
Not without complications.
Well, you've got another call.
A Class 13.
Class 137
We've never seen one of those.
Two ghosts in one day. [whoops]
Gotta love it.
At Kennedy Airport, Hangar 5.
You should go there right away.
Egon, the complications
Kylie lost her gun.
I did not. Eduardo lost my gun.
[Eduardo] Like I said, Kylie lost her gun.
What?
Each of those guns
has the power
of a small nuclear fission reactor.
In the wrong hands
Meltdown city.
Garrett, Roland,
you respond to the airport.
Kylie, you and Eduardo
recover that gun immediately.
[dramatic music playing]
[ominous music playing]
-[Roland] Residual activity.
-What did your coworker see?
Whatever it was,
it's the last thing he's ever gonna see.
[groaning]
Sir? Sir, we're Ghostbusters.
Too late. No one can help me.
-Jackhammer thudding]
-[whimsical music playing]
[Kylie]
It was a Manhattan transport truck.
Under the elevated tracks in Sunnyside
around 6-- Uh, 6:30 this morning.
Um, other side of the yard,
green container, number 17.
Check it out.
Cool. Think it's from outer space?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's get out of here
before someone sees us.
-Want me to carry that?
-[groans]
Why? So you can drop it down a sewer?
Hey, I offered.
You take that side, I'll take this side.
Why is it always what you want?
Fine. Where do you wanna start?
You take that side, I'll take this side.
[groans]
[pensive music playing]
[Eduardo] Hey, look what I found!
-My gun?
But this lava lamp
would look great in my pad.
Look, the least you can do
is take this seriously.
Not only am I missing my proton gun,
I'm missing out on a Class 13
because of you.
I almost took an Ecto-Grenade
for you, lady.
I practically saved your life.
Don't call me "lady."
And stop sugar-coating the fact
that not only did you lose my gun,
you tried to blame me for it!
I didn't lose it.
It
fell.
-I wanna shoot it.
-No, I wanna shoot it.
Hey, give me!
Whoa!
-[gasps]
-Whoa!
We're in trouble.
-Run!
-Run!
[dramatic music playing]
It came from over there.
See? We're getting somewhere.
Isn't this better
than chasing some freaky Class 137
Don't make me hurt you.
[eerie music playing]
Oh, it's fantastic.
[gasps]
Of sacred seal you did partake.
Now your sight you must forsake.
[screaming]
[somber, pensive music playing]
Well, no gun here.
Can't Egon just make you a new one?
Power of a small nuclear fission reactor?
Are you really missing the point,
or are you just trying to annoy me?
Uh what was the middle part?
[groans]
We thought maybe you could help us.
I could use some food.
Don't look at me.
-We're looking for
-One of those.
About yay big?
-Yes!
-You wanna talk to George.
Brooklyn Bridge, under the overpass.
[ominous music playing]
-[ominous music playing]
-[siren wailing distantly]
There's gotta be a connection
between the customs officer
and the curator.
Gee, you mean,
like they're both missing their eyes?
Maybe they saw something
they shouldn't have.
Let's try and get a list
of the stuff that came
through airport customs today.
[Egon] The answer's right here
on the customs register.
The Orb of Moldova.
Not the 500 dancing hula dolls?
-[gibbering]
-What's the Orb of Moldova?
Ancient druids believed
it was a holy talisman
and used it in ceremonies
to sacrifice human eyes to the gods.
They believed doing so
allowed the gods
to better watch over them.
But according to my database,
there's nothing holy about it.
Whomever looked at the orb
had their eyesight stolen by Tenebraug.
Tenebraug?
A demon enslaved by the orb.
Okay, so the customs officer
inspects a shipment from Moldova
and accidentally sees the orb.
Then the orb is shipped
to the Metropolitan Museum
where the curator sees it.
[yelps]
The orb is still at the museum,
in plain sight.
[Garrett] Well, good news is,
the museum's closed.
What are the chances of anyone
seeing it in the middle of the night?
[ominous music playing]
You sure I can't get that, Kylie?
Whoo. Looks heavy.
[panting] Eduardo, get out of my face.
George?
[Eduardo] Georgie?
We're looking for George.
Don't eat that!
Hey!
Where's the?
Uh, hot dog cooker?
Just sold it.
To those guys over there.
Hey, you two! Wait up!
There's, uh, been a misunderstanding.
That actually belongs to me.
[tense music playing]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[gasps]
-Shoot back.
-They're not ghosts.
So what? Give me the gun.
No. Give me the gun.
Get back.
[proton pack energizes]
You heard him. He wants the gun.
[proton pack powers down]
[sighs]
Is that a lava lamp?
Oh, man.
[engine starts, then tires screech]
Well, looks like you lost my gun.
That makes us even.
Eduardo,
get out of my face!
[snoring]
This is the worst day of my life.
So, uh, what's the plan?
Go tell Egon what happened,
then get some sleep?
Egon can't do anything.
We have to tell the police.
The police?
Two presumably bad men
are roaming around Manhattan
with our proton guns.
I don't think they intend
to use them for ghost busting.
-[ringing]
-[dramatic music playing]
[laughing]
Wait, man.
[laughs]
[Egon] The relic from Moldova.
Very dangerous.
Do not look at it.
[speaking in Spanish]
Uh, no.
The cleaning woman,
you have to get to her.
Before Tenebraug does. We're on it.
[yelps]
[ominous music playing]
[ominous music continues]
[engine stops]
[ominous music playing]
[siren wailing]
-Freeze! Police!
-Drop your weapons!
You're under arrest for the burglary
of the First National Bank.
-[roars]
-[screams]
So, uh, tell me, "occifer,"
this bank we robbed?
I suppose it's wheelchair-accessible?
You're the only ones
who carry these weapons.
Egon, you're not gonna believe
where we are.
Oh, I'll believe it.
I'll be there sooner than you think.
[pensive music playing]
[yawns]
You know, I'd be a much better citizen
if I had slept in the last 24 hours.
[vehicle approaching]
Look. Is that?
I know you didn't rob the bank,
Dr. Spengler,
but whoever did
had weapons just like yours.
What if the cops are looking for us too?
We'd better not advertise.
Boy, are we glad you're here.
Hey, can you get us out?
Hey, no bail money.
We spent all Kylie's dough
on these outfits.
Egon, what if we try to explain?
There's no time.
Right before I was arrested,
I discovered that the museum
is unveiling the orb
in a gala ceremony tonight at 7:00.
Uh, Egon,
those thieves had more
than just my proton gun
when they robbed the bank.
They had Eduardo's.
What?
What I'm trying to say is
I lost my gun too.
-Eduardo.
-That's not important right now.
You just need to convince
the museum administrator
to cancel the unveiling.
Right.
-[tense music playing]
-[groans]
[Slimer] Hey!
Why'd you cover for me?
I just didn't want
the worst day of your life to, um
get any worse.
-[Slimer grunting]
-[whimsical music playing]
[man] So, um, if I see the orb,
a demon will materialize
and pluck my eyes?
Security?
Look, it may sound far-fetched,
but are you willing to risk
putting all those people in jeopardy?
People attending tonight's event
are benefactors of the museum.
They want to see the orb,
they shall see the orb.
[ominous music playing]
We got two minutes to convince
this dude to believe in ghosts.
-How we gonna do that?
-[Slimer slurping]
[whimsical music playing]
Huh?
-Hi!
-[screams]
[administrator]
Don't let him take my eyes!
Security!
[ominous music playing]
[chattering]
[gasping] It was green,
and slimy and horrible.
It's okay, sir.
Remember, uh, the demon can't hurt you
as long as you haven't seen the orb.
But I have seen it.
-You what?
-[gasps]
[Tenebraug]
Of sacred seal you did partake.
Now your sight you must forsake.
-[ominous music playing]
-[yelps]
Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
Tenebraug's not after us.
We've just gotta hide him
and avoid seeing the orb.
There!
But that's for dead people.
-Hi.
-[screams]
Shh!
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasps]
You get to meet your Class 13 after all.
[gasps]
Get away.
Get away!
[dramatic music playing]
[yells]
[grunts]
Oh! Oh!
Oh, man.
Of sacred seal you did partake.
He's gonna take my eyes.
I told you not to look!
How was I supposed to not look
when I didn't know what not to look at?
[roars]
[yells]
The orb, describe it.
Uh it's round, like an eye.
Hurry!
Got it. Hold on.
Hey, Tenebraug.
Partake this!
Sacred seal partake.
Sight must forsake.
[Tenebraug roaring]
[mystical music playing]
[Kylie] He's gonna have to start
working on his collection again.
Can't do it
if nobody eyeballs the eyeball.
[dramatic music playing]
[roars]
-Yeah!
-All right!
Um
Good job.
[yells]
Not a bad end
to the worst day of my life.
[officer]
We retrieved your missing equipment
from the real bank robbers,
whom we apprehended 30 minutes ago.
Sorry about the misunderstanding,
Dr. Spengler.
-[gasps]
-[whimsical music playing]
Yeah, don't worry about it.
We have Eduardo to blame.
Eduardo's not so bad,
once you scratch the surface.
I kicked Tenebraug's butt!
With no gun, no trap,
and no help from you guys.
She did it.
[haunting music playing]