Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e10 Episode Script

1
You are looking more and more
like your daddy every day.
(chuckles) I don't know,
I see so much of our
side of the family
in her. No,
that's a Cooper
nose right there.
And I got it.
Maybe, but those are definitely
Mandy's eyes. (laughs)
Which are basically mine, so
Yup. She's a little
mish-mash of both of us.
The mish is ours,
the mash is yours.
You know, if y'all have
Valentine's Day plans,
I'd be happy to watch her.
Oh, that is so sweet of you,
but Jim and I already agreed to.
You two aren't doing
something special?
Well, of course we are,
we are watching
our granddaughter.
(laughs) (laughs)
Sorry, we would've asked,
this just seemed easier.
I understand. She's
already here and
And I'm a whole ten
minutes away. I understand.
But St. Patrick's
Day, she's all yours.
Just don't get her drunk.
(fussing)
Sounds like nap time.
I got this.
Dang, swooped her
up like a pelican.
Hmm. That's funny.
Did you put a picture of your
mom in CeeCee's photo album?
No.
Well, there's one here.
So?
So, while no one was looking,
she slipped in a picture
of her holding CeeCee.
Oh, does it matter?
Not really. (chuckles)
Just a little
passive-aggressive.
More passive-aggressive
than you making
a family photo album
and leaving her out?
I didn't have any
pictures of her.
Well, now you do. Yay.
Boy, those folks at Sears
take a nice picture.
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(coos)
She is out.
"Soft Kitty" works every time.
Um, Mary
Let it go.
Did you put this picture
in CeeCee's album?
Ugh.
I did.
Mystery solved. Who wants lunch?
I'm thinking grilled cheese.
(chuckles) Is there
anything else you've hidden
around my house that
I should be aware of?
I just wanted to remind CeeCee
that she has two grandmothers.
Yes, lucky girl,
two loving grandmas.
Lucky, lucky.
You know, you can keep a
photo album at your house
and put whatever you want in it.
She never comes to my house.
How is that my fault?
You're always hogging her.
AUDREY: Hogging?
I gave her and her
parents a place to live.
And a lovely place it is.
Mary, you know you're
always welcome here.
Am I? Sure doesn't
feel that way.
Oh, come down off the cross.
Lady, you do not
want me to come down.
All right, all right, y'all
need to cool your jets.
Don't worry, I am leaving.
Thanks for stopping by.
Oh, I'll pray for you, but
I do not have high hopes.
You know, when you
think about it
Best not to think about it.
And then she acted
like I was the bad guy.
(laughs)
Okay.
What does "okay" mean?
Means I'm listening.
No, you're supposed to say,
"Of course you're
not the bad guy."
Okay.
Just tell me what
you really think.
Fine.
I think you started this
when you left her out
of the photo book.
Well, who cares what you think.
Oh, come on, Audrey,
you know I'm right,
or you wouldn't
even be asking me.
I suppose I could
see her side of this.
There you go.
After all, she has
had a hard year.
It's big of you
to recognize that.
And CeeCee does love
me more than her.
So close to sticking
the landing.
Is it just me
or are they getting more crazy?
Maybe it's some sort
of menopause thing.
What do you think that means?
When old ladies sweat for
no reason and get cranky?
Georgie, that is
very accurate, um,
but I don't think that's
what's happening here.
I don't know, your
mom was pretty upset
about one little picture.
Yeah, true, but you have to
admit it was kind of weird
that she smuggled it into
the house. (chuckles)
I guess.
But to be fair, your
mom does exclude her.
Well, it's not intentional.
We're just here with the baby.
I'm just saying,
I can understand
where my mom's coming from.
Yeah, and I can understand
where my mom is coming from.
Wow.
Wow what?
I've never heard you take
her side in anything.
(scoffs) I'm not
taking her side.
I'm just seeing
things as they are.
And I'm not?
No, you're always
giving your mom
a pass for everything.
Oh, come on, her
husband just died,
her favorite kid
moved away You?
Sheldon.
And she's stuck
living with my sister,
who hates her and
hates the world.
(scoffs) Missy's just
being a teenager.
I wasn't like that
when I was a teenager.
Honey, you're still a teenager.
You trying to pick
a fight with me? No.
Sure feels that way.
Well, I'm not.
So we're good? Oh, we're good.
Good night.
Good night.
Love you.
Love you, too.
(knock on door)
Hello, Mary.
Oh. What brings you by?
I was thinking about
what happened yesterday,
and I can understand
why you felt left out.
'Cause you left me out?
Yes, and that was
inconsiderate of me.
Is this an apology?
I don't want to fight
for CeeCee's sake.
But is it an apology?
Yes, geez.
We do not say
"geez" in my church.
Sorry.
But thank you.
You're welcome.
Considering the year you've had,
I should be more
sensitive to your needs.
Excuse me?
What?
The year I've had?
Well yes.
I do not need your pity.
My God, what is your problem?
Do not take the
Lord's name in vain.
I didn't, I was asking
him what is your problem?
My problem is that I do
not need special treatment
because you feel bad for me.
Oh, so I'm a bad person
for being empathetic?
You are not being empathetic,
you are being condescending.
Mary, can you Oh.
Sorry. Didn't know
you had company.
You remember Georgie's
mother-in-law, Audrey.
Of course. So what're you
two gals gabbing about?
Audrey just came by to tell
me how fragile and needy
I've been since George died.
No, I came to apologize.
Because you feel bad for me.
Well, I don't anymore!
Do you believe this woman?
I believe in the
power of prayer.
What do you say
we all join hands
and ask the big amigo
for His guidance?
Amen. (laughs)
Pass the green beans.
Enjoy.
I will.
They're a little overcooked.
Georgie, I want you to know
I went to see your mother today.
Really? Why?
At Jim's urging, I
apologized for my behavior.
That's my girl. However
(groans)
she threw it back in my face.
Why'd she do that?
Well, hold on.
What did you say?
I said I'm sorry.
Yeah, but how did you say it?
Why do you immediately
assume I'm in the wrong?
Yeah. Too late, Jim.
She's got a point, Mandy.
She did make the effort.
What, so now you're
defending her?
I just know my mom
can be real stubborn.
Yeah, and I know whatever
my mom said she said
wasn't what she
said, and if it was,
then that was not
how she said it.
But she went to apologize.
That's a huge step for her.
I wouldn't say
huge, but thank you.
Hey, I got an idea.
Why don't we bury the
hatchet, invite Mary
and Missy over
for dinner Sunday.
Saturday?
That woman is not setting
foot in this house
until she apologizes to me.
It does sound like
she owes you one.
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Now you know why
I eat over here.
Need a hand?
You can put the glasses away.
On it.
I really want to
thank you for trying
to straighten things
out with my mom.
I'm glad someone appreciates it.
For what it's worth, I think
Mandy was a little out of line.
I'm used to it. Everything's
always my fault.
Not true. Getting pregnant
that one, she
blames square on me.
As do I.
She had a little
something to do with it,
but I'll spare you the details.
Thank you.
As for my mom, I can't
tell you how many times
she's butt heads with my
dad, my meemaw, my sister,
Sheldon, of course.
Heck, once she had a
falling-out with Jesus.
Poor Jesus.
Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
She ever fight with you?
I dropped out of school and
got a girl pregnant at 17.
What do you think?
Remember when I used
to wear tighty-whities?
I've come a long way.
What you reading? Book.
Right.
You ever gonna talk to me?
Nothing to talk about.
Mandy (sighs)
I can't believe you told my
mother I was out of line.
She told you? Yeah.
Well, I wouldn't have said it
if I knew she was gonna blab!
After all the crap
she's given you,
I can't believe
you're siding with her
over your poor, widowed mother.
My poor, widowed mother could
have accepted her apology,
and this'd be all over.
Oh, just forget it.
Let's go to sleep.
Gladly.
You know, it's not
fair to be mad at you.
Thank you.
I saw a thing on TV
that the human brain isn't
fully formed till 25,
so I have to assume that's
what's going on here.
Yeah? Well, I saw a thing on
TV about early-onset menopause.
Maybe that's what's
going on here.
Trouble with the little woman?
Go to bed, Connor.
I was hoping to watch
my friend Jay Leno.
Fine.
JAY LENO: Had some
of the green donuts,
had some of the green coffee
Just so you know,
this ain't a big deal.
Your sister and
I'll work it out.
Do you mind?
(laughter on TV)
(laughs)
This guy. (laughs)
Pots of gold
You gonna watch the whole show?
Uh, normally, I'd go to
sleep after the monologue,
but Sinbad's on.
(laughing loudly)
Oh, Jay, you're the best.
(knocking at door)
Look who I brought!
Oh, there's my favorite girl!
I won't tell Missy. Oh.
After the tattoo, she's
not even top three.
(sighs)
I thought you might
like a little baby time.
I would. But first
I need you to fix
this mess with Audrey.
I'm not the one who
needs to fix it.
Last time she tried,
didn't go so great.
That's her fault.
I don't care.
You two fighting's got to stop.
This has nothing to do with you.
Yes, it does.
I'm sleeping on the
couch 'cause of y'all.
I woke up at, like,
1:00 in the morning,
some weird guy named
"Conan" was on TV.
I do not need you
sticking up for me.
I wasn't. I was
on Audrey's side.
I can't believe you
were on her side!
You were just mad at me
for being on your side!
Now I'm not! Keep up!
(knocking) JEFF: Coopers.
Couldn't help overhear
the bickering and thought
perhaps I could put
on my counseling hat.
I was just betrayed
by my own son.
I didn't betray you. Judas!
Whoa.
Mary, that's a little rough.
How am I like the guy who
ended up in the whale?
(scoffs)
That was Jonah.
Oh, right. Judas, Jonah, Jesus.
Lot of "J" s.
Georgie, you should go.
Not till we figure this out.
Fine. More time I get to
spend with my granddaughter.
Then I'm leaving. That's
enough out of you two. Sit.
But this is my office.
Sit.
Now, Georgie, I
know you're upset,
but the Bible's pretty clear
about how you should
treat your parents.
It's "honor your mother," not
"honor your mother-in-law."
Mary. I get that,
but I also made a vow to my
wife who has a mother herself.
Oh, she's a mother, all right.
Mary!
Now, as I was
saying, you do need
to honor your wife, as well.
Who, for the record,
is on my side.
Only 'cause she don't want
to be on her mom's side!
Because that woman is a monster.
She left me out of CeeCee's
"My First Photo Album."
So she's a monster,
and he's a Judas
because of a baby's photo album?
You had to be there.
She tried to apologize to
you, and you wouldn't have it.
Apology, my sweet patootie.
Mary, language.
You can't say "patootie"?
Maybe we should invite
your mother-in-law
to be a part of
this conversation.
Tell her she's wrong
to her face. I like it.
I don't understand
why I have to be here.
You're about to.
Let her have it.
No one's letting anyone have it.
I already apologized once,
I'm not doing it again.
You sure? You could
really use the practice.
All right, that's enough!
You two have got
to work this out
'cause you got me and
Mandy taking sides.
He thinks Mandy was out of line.
You are just a blabbermouth!
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Thank you for coming,
Mandy. Please,
take a seat.
(Mandy scoffs)
(quietly): You said
it was an emergency.
(quietly): I'm sleeping on
the couch. It kind of is.
Now, as I'm sure y'all know,
the Bible teaches us that a
house divided cannot stand.
Great, so how do
we un-divide it?
Love.
Well, that's just a
bunch of Baptist baloney.
You hear this? Blasphemy!
Mary, take it down a notch.
Ha.
And Audrey,
if you could please
show a little respect.
Hmm.
You two are ridiculous.
I couldn't agree more, honey.
Oh, don't try to be on my side.
O-Okay, okay, rather than
focusing on past transgressions,
why don't we find
a path forward?
A means by which this family
can return to God's grace.
Well, I am returning home.
Don't let the door hit ya
where the good Lord split ya!
Mary!
Mandy, Georgie, why don't
we discuss how to improve
your relationship with
each other and the Lord?
Oh, I forgive you. Let's go.
Sweet!
I'm gonna call that one a win.
What am I looking at?
The Grandmother
Agreement. I typed it up.
And I fixed the spelling.
Anyways, it's a contract.
Sheldon used to make these when
people weren't getting along.
"CeeCee will spend the night at
the Cooper house twice a month."
I like that.
Ooh, and I get
doctor's appointments.
Which you will lose if
If I refer to Mary
as "that woman,"
or "that kook" or
I prefer not to say
this one out loud.
And same goes for
you no name-calling,
or "bless your hearts."
We all know what
that means. Fine.
All right, let's get to signing
and move on with our lives.
(sighs) What do you think?
Just one question. If she
dies, do I get her CeeCee time?
Mom!
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.
Look at that one
big happy family.
Yeah, right. Oh, at
least let the ink dry!
PHOTOGRAPHER: All right.
Why don't we get the grandmas
a little closer to the baby?
Nope, they're fine
where they are.
Just take the picture.
And smile. (camera
shutter clicking)
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