Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero (2023) s01e10 Episode Script
Leo vs. Fred
1
[skeleton growling]
[Leo huffs]
[skeleton yells]
[skeletons growling]
[thunder cracks]
[group grunts]
- What the hell
was that?
You okay?
[light music]
- [Max] Who are you?
- I came to see the famous Hero
and his party for myself.
Instead, I found a trio of
hopeless halfwits.
[Max gasps]
- Your magic is incredible.
Maybe even stronger than Fred's.
Thanks for saving us back-
- I'll be the one to slay
the Demon Lord, boys.
You three oughta hurry on home,
so your mommy can
change your diapers.
[all grunting]
[all gasp]
[skeletons growling]
[explosion booming]
[all gasp]
[lightning buzzes]
[skeletons growl]
- [Fred, Leo, and Max]
You again?
[upbeat music]
[Fred yells]
- [Fred] Hey!
[skeletons growl]
[all shouting]
[skeletons growling]
[explosion booming]
[both gasp]
[Yuria shouts]
[explosion booms]
- Thanks for the help, Yuria.
[Fred and Leo huff]
- Hey, come sit by the fire.
Aren't you cold?
- [Fred] You know, I get that
they're demons and all,
but most of them are wimps.
Feels like it's not even
worth the effort.
- [Leo] You said it.
Hey Yuria, we'll be the one
saving your ass next time.
- She's not exactly friendly.
- Look who's talking,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.
- I thought I told you
to go home.
If you think the demons
aren't a threat,
you aren't paying attention.
They're all getting
stronger by the minute.
If it weren't for me showing up,
the three of you fools
would be long dead by now.
This is your last warning.
Be good little boys and go home
first thing in the morning.
- Come on, Yuria.
No need to be so uptight.
We've been friends for
a while now, haven't we?
- I don't need any damn friends.
- Why is she always
so pissed off?
- Just let her go.
[ground rumbling]
[Yuria gasps]
[skeletons screeching]
[Yuria huffs]
[smoke sizzling]
[Yuria gasps]
[air whooshing]
[Yuria shouts]
[explosion booming]
- Interesting.
What a shame it would be
to leave you in the human realm.
Why not be reborn as
a demon instead?
- No, I don't think so.
I intend to slay
the Demon Lord myself.
- Hmm.
- And so you understand
I'm the only one who can.
[bones clattering]
[demon skeletons growling]
[Yuria gasps]
[Yuria shouts]
- If you refuse to cooperate,
then I could always force your
corpse to obey me instead.
[Yuria gasps]
[demons thudding]
- [Max] Yuria!
[upbeat music]
- Waiting for a woman
to be left on her own?
Special kind of coward.
- This bastard looks
pretty tough.
I guess we don't
have to hold back.
["One Room Adventure"
by MADKID plays]
[Leo yelling]
[Fred yelling]
[metal clanks]
[Leo laughs]
- You know your strength
is no match for mine.
Sorry, Fred.
[Fred grunts]
- He got 'em!
- Ah! No!
[Leo grunting]
[Leo shouts]
[Leo groans]
[magic buzzes]
- Brings back memories.
That healing spell
of yours saved my life
more times than I can count.
But this is risky of you.
[hand pats]
Why would you come here
all alone?
You should have brought Max and
Yuria to at least give you a
chance.
- Are they like invincible
or what?
- Looks like they're
saying something.
Is the mic not working?
- Somebody needs to
teach these guys
how to project their voices.
- I didn't think someone
as sensible as you
would be foolish enough to try
and fight me at close range.
I figured you had some
kind of plan in place,
but it seems you really are
by yourself.
Did you come here to die,
my friend?
[magic buzzes]
- That is awfully
presumptuous of you, Leo.
While you were here
playing make-believe king
with your little
suck up flunkies,
you must have forgotten to keep
up with your strength training.
- I've never claimed to be
anyone's king.
We both know I'm not cut out
for something like that.
- Obviously, dumb ass!
Yet here you are
with your cult followers.
You're blind to the fact
you're leading the blind.
There is no Gamma Republic!
That's total horseshit!
- Look, I am well aware
of how crazy it seems.
Still!
[Leo shouts]
When they banished me
to a wasteland
untouched for centuries,
people believed in me
enough to want to follow me!
Friends who chose to join me!
We all left the Kingdom and
transformed this barren land.
They worked their asses off
to dig up magic ore deposits
and create the hot springs!
And the damn Kingdom?
They tried to steal it
away from us.
Not asking, just taking!
What about all those people?
Where was the Kingdom for them?
- Yes, you're right.
That action was
totally unwarranted.
But you are not the first
person whose hard work
has gone unrecognized
and taken for granted.
And you should have accepted
the hand you were dealt,
like everyone else.
You and your pathetic
little worshipers.
[Leo groans]
[Leo huffs]
[Fred gasps]
Do you honestly believe
that killing me is going to
convince the Kingdom to
recognize your independence?
This pointless war of yours
is never going to end
the way you want it!
- Of course it will.
I will finish it.
Our voices will be heard by all!
That includes the Kingdom.
They have to listen
to us eventually.
- Oh, of course they will.
Go ahead and see what happens
when you keep this up.
Sure, they'll see
your perspective.
They are just itching to find
a mutual solution.
I bet they would,
if only the whole world
was made up of idealistic,
stupidly honest freaking
morons just like you!
[explosion booms]
- Same old Leo and Fred.
And they're both about as strong
as you'd expect after 10 years.
This battle is intense.
[Leo yells]
At this rate, their bodies
are bound to give out soon.
Come and watch!
- No. I'm not interested.
- Stop it. This isn't the time
for your pity party.
These are your companions.
They're going to
kill each other!
Are you really going to sit
there and pretend not to care?
You're just gonna let your
friends fight to the death?
Are ya? Answer me!
[light music]
- Leave me alone!
[body thuds]
And what do you think
I should do?
What would me going out there
possibly accomplish?
Tell me, whose side am I
supposed to take, huh?
Well? Leo or Fred?
Which friend should I
beat to death?
Which one?
Are you gonna make me choose?
Are you?
[solemn piano music]
- Fine then.
It's just a real shame.
If the only thing you know
how to do is nothing,
then you are not
who I thought you were.
This is goodbye.
[air whooshes]
[Leo grunts]
[metal clinking]
[explosion booms]
- That's what I mean
by stupidly honest.
- You'll pay for that.
[chimes shimmering]
[Leo gasps]
[rocks rumbling]
[Demon Lord groans]
- [Both] Who the hell is that?
- What the MF?
- What just happened over there?
- Owie!
Where's the camera?
Camera?
There it is.
[drone buzzing]
[Demon Lord laughs]
You foolish mortals!
I've waited anxious
for this moment!
- What is that thing?
- Is that a flying school girl?
- I came back to gaze upon
your silly little faces
as you went about your lives.
Imagine my surprise
when I found you
bickering amongst yourselves.
I could not have been happier.
Now then dumb humans,
you would do well
to remember your fear.
Because I'm here to declare,
that the Demon Lord has returned
in all my mighty glory!
- It's kind of cute.
[Max gasping]
[Demon Lord laughs]
- Seriously?
What a terrible idea!
- What? How'd that
little brat get in here?
- Did she say something
about the Demon Lord?
- I don't care!
Get her outta the way.
- How am I supposed to
do that from here?
- [Reporter]
Don't touch the drone!
- That demon up there.
- Have you seen it before?
- It's the same one that was
with Max when he showed up here.
- Wait, what now?
I knew Max had been
hanging around demons lately,
but I never saw that one
at his house before.
What's it trying to do?
- Piss me off.
- First, I'd like to
celebrate my resurrection
and I'll do it by annihilating
the Hero's two best
companions down there.
In your currently
injured states,
you don't stand
a chance against me.
Perish in darkness.
This is your end!
- What? Huh?
- No, wait!
This can't be happening!
- Say goodbye!
[Demon Lord yells]
[Demon Lord groaning]
- [Leo] Well, that was annoying.
- Sure was.
[Max groans]
[explosion booms]
You're kidding me.
[Demon Lord laughing]
- So what do you
think there, Fred?
- Uncanny resemblance.
Do you think it could
really be him?
- The hero isn't here,
and you two can't set
your differences aside
for five seconds.
Prepare to meet your doom!
Max the Hero,
are you watching closely?
What are you waiting for?
If you don't get out here now,
I'll make sure you lose
everything this time.
If there's still part of you
that doesn't want
your friends to die,
then get off your lazy ass
and face me, you loser!
Rise to the challenge
once more, Max!
Come on!
[explosion booming]
- [Fred] I've got more questions
for Max than I did before.
- [Leo] Then I think we ought to
finish this once and for all,
before we get interrupted again.
[Max groaning]
[Max huffs]
- Goddammit!
Screw every last one
of those assholes.
Fuck it!
I don't care what happens.
I don't give a rats ass!
'Cause now you pissed me off!
- Testing, testing?
Hello, livestream viewers.
Can you believe what
we're seeing right now?
An intense battle
between Fred and Leo
has begun to unfold
before our very eyes.
There's no doubt about it.
The outcome of this fight
will determine the fate
of the Kingdom and the Republic!
It's raw physical strength
versus magical prowess.
Who will be the ultimate victor
in this epic showdown?
- The chat group says
you need to shut up.
[trumpet music]
[Max shouts]
Let's go!
[Max whimpers]
[body thuds]
[whimsical music]
[Max whimpering]
The chain must have come off.
Can't catch a break, I swear.
God, what a pain in the ass.
Now my hands are all dirty.
I am this close to just
going back inside.
[cat meows]
Ugh.
Okay, let's try this shit again.
Move it, pussy.
[cat shrieks]
[passerby shouting]
- What is that?
- Move it!
What is this, a parade?
Look out! Wide load
coming through, people.
Don't any of you
pieces of crap realize
that I'm trying to save the
frickin' world over here?
[people gasp]
- Holy shit!
[Max yelling]
[Fred pants]
[Fred laughs]
[Leo grunts]
- Well, Leo, are you prepared
to finally meet your maker?
Are ya?
?- Yeah, I am, without a doubt.
But something tells me
you've prepared yourself
for the same fate.
[sad music]
- Chief Secretary, please.
Don't do this, sir.
- Huh?
What? What's that?
[citizens yell]
[both yell]
- Out of the way!
[metal clanks]
[Max yells]
- Go rot in Hell, Leo!
- Come on and bring it, Fred.
[Both yelling]
[Max yells]
[body thuds]
Huh?
[Max groaning]
["Mirai=Teleport"
by Nenne plays]
[explosion booming]
[Max yells]
- What a shame.
I'm out of ammunition.
You may survive this yet.
- He's got nowhere to go.
- Hey! Give up already!
- [laughs]
Think you can fight me
while injured?
You wouldn't stand a chance.
- You're not fooling anyone.
Just accept the fact that.
- I'll be looking forward to
the next time we meet.
- Dammit.
I guess he escaped.
[Yuria gasps]
Are you all right, Yuria?
Glad you made it outta alive.
- Why did you save me?
- You're a valuable asset
who shares a common goal.
We'd be stupid to let
that go to waste.
- Hmm.
You know what we call that
where I come from?
It's called having friends.
[Max yells]
[body thuds]
- Come. Let's get moving.
[skeleton growling]
[Leo huffs]
[skeleton yells]
[skeletons growling]
[thunder cracks]
[group grunts]
- What the hell
was that?
You okay?
[light music]
- [Max] Who are you?
- I came to see the famous Hero
and his party for myself.
Instead, I found a trio of
hopeless halfwits.
[Max gasps]
- Your magic is incredible.
Maybe even stronger than Fred's.
Thanks for saving us back-
- I'll be the one to slay
the Demon Lord, boys.
You three oughta hurry on home,
so your mommy can
change your diapers.
[all grunting]
[all gasp]
[skeletons growling]
[explosion booming]
[all gasp]
[lightning buzzes]
[skeletons growl]
- [Fred, Leo, and Max]
You again?
[upbeat music]
[Fred yells]
- [Fred] Hey!
[skeletons growl]
[all shouting]
[skeletons growling]
[explosion booming]
[both gasp]
[Yuria shouts]
[explosion booms]
- Thanks for the help, Yuria.
[Fred and Leo huff]
- Hey, come sit by the fire.
Aren't you cold?
- [Fred] You know, I get that
they're demons and all,
but most of them are wimps.
Feels like it's not even
worth the effort.
- [Leo] You said it.
Hey Yuria, we'll be the one
saving your ass next time.
- She's not exactly friendly.
- Look who's talking,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.
- I thought I told you
to go home.
If you think the demons
aren't a threat,
you aren't paying attention.
They're all getting
stronger by the minute.
If it weren't for me showing up,
the three of you fools
would be long dead by now.
This is your last warning.
Be good little boys and go home
first thing in the morning.
- Come on, Yuria.
No need to be so uptight.
We've been friends for
a while now, haven't we?
- I don't need any damn friends.
- Why is she always
so pissed off?
- Just let her go.
[ground rumbling]
[Yuria gasps]
[skeletons screeching]
[Yuria huffs]
[smoke sizzling]
[Yuria gasps]
[air whooshing]
[Yuria shouts]
[explosion booming]
- Interesting.
What a shame it would be
to leave you in the human realm.
Why not be reborn as
a demon instead?
- No, I don't think so.
I intend to slay
the Demon Lord myself.
- Hmm.
- And so you understand
I'm the only one who can.
[bones clattering]
[demon skeletons growling]
[Yuria gasps]
[Yuria shouts]
- If you refuse to cooperate,
then I could always force your
corpse to obey me instead.
[Yuria gasps]
[demons thudding]
- [Max] Yuria!
[upbeat music]
- Waiting for a woman
to be left on her own?
Special kind of coward.
- This bastard looks
pretty tough.
I guess we don't
have to hold back.
["One Room Adventure"
by MADKID plays]
[Leo yelling]
[Fred yelling]
[metal clanks]
[Leo laughs]
- You know your strength
is no match for mine.
Sorry, Fred.
[Fred grunts]
- He got 'em!
- Ah! No!
[Leo grunting]
[Leo shouts]
[Leo groans]
[magic buzzes]
- Brings back memories.
That healing spell
of yours saved my life
more times than I can count.
But this is risky of you.
[hand pats]
Why would you come here
all alone?
You should have brought Max and
Yuria to at least give you a
chance.
- Are they like invincible
or what?
- Looks like they're
saying something.
Is the mic not working?
- Somebody needs to
teach these guys
how to project their voices.
- I didn't think someone
as sensible as you
would be foolish enough to try
and fight me at close range.
I figured you had some
kind of plan in place,
but it seems you really are
by yourself.
Did you come here to die,
my friend?
[magic buzzes]
- That is awfully
presumptuous of you, Leo.
While you were here
playing make-believe king
with your little
suck up flunkies,
you must have forgotten to keep
up with your strength training.
- I've never claimed to be
anyone's king.
We both know I'm not cut out
for something like that.
- Obviously, dumb ass!
Yet here you are
with your cult followers.
You're blind to the fact
you're leading the blind.
There is no Gamma Republic!
That's total horseshit!
- Look, I am well aware
of how crazy it seems.
Still!
[Leo shouts]
When they banished me
to a wasteland
untouched for centuries,
people believed in me
enough to want to follow me!
Friends who chose to join me!
We all left the Kingdom and
transformed this barren land.
They worked their asses off
to dig up magic ore deposits
and create the hot springs!
And the damn Kingdom?
They tried to steal it
away from us.
Not asking, just taking!
What about all those people?
Where was the Kingdom for them?
- Yes, you're right.
That action was
totally unwarranted.
But you are not the first
person whose hard work
has gone unrecognized
and taken for granted.
And you should have accepted
the hand you were dealt,
like everyone else.
You and your pathetic
little worshipers.
[Leo groans]
[Leo huffs]
[Fred gasps]
Do you honestly believe
that killing me is going to
convince the Kingdom to
recognize your independence?
This pointless war of yours
is never going to end
the way you want it!
- Of course it will.
I will finish it.
Our voices will be heard by all!
That includes the Kingdom.
They have to listen
to us eventually.
- Oh, of course they will.
Go ahead and see what happens
when you keep this up.
Sure, they'll see
your perspective.
They are just itching to find
a mutual solution.
I bet they would,
if only the whole world
was made up of idealistic,
stupidly honest freaking
morons just like you!
[explosion booms]
- Same old Leo and Fred.
And they're both about as strong
as you'd expect after 10 years.
This battle is intense.
[Leo yells]
At this rate, their bodies
are bound to give out soon.
Come and watch!
- No. I'm not interested.
- Stop it. This isn't the time
for your pity party.
These are your companions.
They're going to
kill each other!
Are you really going to sit
there and pretend not to care?
You're just gonna let your
friends fight to the death?
Are ya? Answer me!
[light music]
- Leave me alone!
[body thuds]
And what do you think
I should do?
What would me going out there
possibly accomplish?
Tell me, whose side am I
supposed to take, huh?
Well? Leo or Fred?
Which friend should I
beat to death?
Which one?
Are you gonna make me choose?
Are you?
[solemn piano music]
- Fine then.
It's just a real shame.
If the only thing you know
how to do is nothing,
then you are not
who I thought you were.
This is goodbye.
[air whooshes]
[Leo grunts]
[metal clinking]
[explosion booms]
- That's what I mean
by stupidly honest.
- You'll pay for that.
[chimes shimmering]
[Leo gasps]
[rocks rumbling]
[Demon Lord groans]
- [Both] Who the hell is that?
- What the MF?
- What just happened over there?
- Owie!
Where's the camera?
Camera?
There it is.
[drone buzzing]
[Demon Lord laughs]
You foolish mortals!
I've waited anxious
for this moment!
- What is that thing?
- Is that a flying school girl?
- I came back to gaze upon
your silly little faces
as you went about your lives.
Imagine my surprise
when I found you
bickering amongst yourselves.
I could not have been happier.
Now then dumb humans,
you would do well
to remember your fear.
Because I'm here to declare,
that the Demon Lord has returned
in all my mighty glory!
- It's kind of cute.
[Max gasping]
[Demon Lord laughs]
- Seriously?
What a terrible idea!
- What? How'd that
little brat get in here?
- Did she say something
about the Demon Lord?
- I don't care!
Get her outta the way.
- How am I supposed to
do that from here?
- [Reporter]
Don't touch the drone!
- That demon up there.
- Have you seen it before?
- It's the same one that was
with Max when he showed up here.
- Wait, what now?
I knew Max had been
hanging around demons lately,
but I never saw that one
at his house before.
What's it trying to do?
- Piss me off.
- First, I'd like to
celebrate my resurrection
and I'll do it by annihilating
the Hero's two best
companions down there.
In your currently
injured states,
you don't stand
a chance against me.
Perish in darkness.
This is your end!
- What? Huh?
- No, wait!
This can't be happening!
- Say goodbye!
[Demon Lord yells]
[Demon Lord groaning]
- [Leo] Well, that was annoying.
- Sure was.
[Max groans]
[explosion booms]
You're kidding me.
[Demon Lord laughing]
- So what do you
think there, Fred?
- Uncanny resemblance.
Do you think it could
really be him?
- The hero isn't here,
and you two can't set
your differences aside
for five seconds.
Prepare to meet your doom!
Max the Hero,
are you watching closely?
What are you waiting for?
If you don't get out here now,
I'll make sure you lose
everything this time.
If there's still part of you
that doesn't want
your friends to die,
then get off your lazy ass
and face me, you loser!
Rise to the challenge
once more, Max!
Come on!
[explosion booming]
- [Fred] I've got more questions
for Max than I did before.
- [Leo] Then I think we ought to
finish this once and for all,
before we get interrupted again.
[Max groaning]
[Max huffs]
- Goddammit!
Screw every last one
of those assholes.
Fuck it!
I don't care what happens.
I don't give a rats ass!
'Cause now you pissed me off!
- Testing, testing?
Hello, livestream viewers.
Can you believe what
we're seeing right now?
An intense battle
between Fred and Leo
has begun to unfold
before our very eyes.
There's no doubt about it.
The outcome of this fight
will determine the fate
of the Kingdom and the Republic!
It's raw physical strength
versus magical prowess.
Who will be the ultimate victor
in this epic showdown?
- The chat group says
you need to shut up.
[trumpet music]
[Max shouts]
Let's go!
[Max whimpers]
[body thuds]
[whimsical music]
[Max whimpering]
The chain must have come off.
Can't catch a break, I swear.
God, what a pain in the ass.
Now my hands are all dirty.
I am this close to just
going back inside.
[cat meows]
Ugh.
Okay, let's try this shit again.
Move it, pussy.
[cat shrieks]
[passerby shouting]
- What is that?
- Move it!
What is this, a parade?
Look out! Wide load
coming through, people.
Don't any of you
pieces of crap realize
that I'm trying to save the
frickin' world over here?
[people gasp]
- Holy shit!
[Max yelling]
[Fred pants]
[Fred laughs]
[Leo grunts]
- Well, Leo, are you prepared
to finally meet your maker?
Are ya?
?- Yeah, I am, without a doubt.
But something tells me
you've prepared yourself
for the same fate.
[sad music]
- Chief Secretary, please.
Don't do this, sir.
- Huh?
What? What's that?
[citizens yell]
[both yell]
- Out of the way!
[metal clanks]
[Max yells]
- Go rot in Hell, Leo!
- Come on and bring it, Fred.
[Both yelling]
[Max yells]
[body thuds]
Huh?
[Max groaning]
["Mirai=Teleport"
by Nenne plays]
[explosion booming]
[Max yells]
- What a shame.
I'm out of ammunition.
You may survive this yet.
- He's got nowhere to go.
- Hey! Give up already!
- [laughs]
Think you can fight me
while injured?
You wouldn't stand a chance.
- You're not fooling anyone.
Just accept the fact that.
- I'll be looking forward to
the next time we meet.
- Dammit.
I guess he escaped.
[Yuria gasps]
Are you all right, Yuria?
Glad you made it outta alive.
- Why did you save me?
- You're a valuable asset
who shares a common goal.
We'd be stupid to let
that go to waste.
- Hmm.
You know what we call that
where I come from?
It's called having friends.
[Max yells]
[body thuds]
- Come. Let's get moving.