Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e10 Episode Script

The Sofa

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( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( laughs )
- Hmm?
- Ooh!
( sighs )
Hmm?
Oh, sorry.
Go on.
Finished?
( Mrs. Wicket screaming )
Oh?
- Oh.
- Right.
Assault it. Now.
( grunts )
( muttering )
Where has it gone?
( growls ) Look!
( shouts )
( vacuum cleaner hums )
( Mr. Bean grumbles )
Oh.
Eh?
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
( grunts )
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm. Aah.
( vacuum cleaner hums )
All right.
( suction noises )
Come on then, come on.
( muttering )
Oh! So sorry.
Come on, come on.
Oh.
- ( cat screeches )
- ( Mrs. Wicket screams )
( cat screeching )
( Mr. Bean muttering )
Come back!
- ( cat snarling )
- ( groans )
- Eh?
- Come on.
( cat hissing, snarling )
( growls )
( cat yowling )
( snarls )
( Mr. bean grunting )
( Mr. Bean muttering )
( cat meows )
( growling )
Oh, good little boy.
Grrr.
- Yes, please.
- Paaa!
Oh.
Ah ha.
Catch.
( sighs )
( both snoring )
( sighs )
( yawns )
( gasps ) What?!
( muttering )
( Mrs. Wicket snoring )
Ohh!!!
( gasps, screams )
( muffled yelling )
( Mrs. Wicket screaming )
I've got all the bits.
MR. BEAN: All right,
Hmm. Just put it over there.
Hmm. Now I just
want to maybe
There we go.
Ha ha! Ta-da!
Oh, thank you.
( sniffing )
( sniffing )
( yawning )
( snoring )
( snarling )
( screeching )
Oh!
( gasps )
( grunting )
Here we go!
Come on, come on.
Come on, you!
Huh?!
Oh, that stupid
( muttering )
You come here.
You are such a naughty puss!
Give that to me,
you stupid little
( Mrs. Wicket growling )
Oh.
- ( thud )
- MR. BEAN: Ow!
Well?
Sorry.
Oh.
Ah.
The plan is this:
Scrapper goes in there.
( cat yowls )
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Here. Worms.
The mole will follow the worms,
up the steps like this
( muttering )
and the mole will go up,
reach for the worm,
and fall in.
What do you think?
- Well?
- Yes.
( door squeaks )
- Oh?
- ( grunts )
Oh?
( sniffing )
( hinges creak )
( cat screeching )
( mumbling )
Oh!
Ahem.
Now.
- Oh!
- Do it.
No, no.
No, I don't--
No, I don't--I--oh.
- In there.
- Oh. Oh.
( Mr. Bean sighs )
( crying )
( muttering )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
- ( Mr. Bean grunts )
- ( thud )
( cries out )
( laughs )
( crying )
There.
There.
Hmm?
( snickering )
Hello.
Come on.
( grunting, groaning )
Ohh!
That's it. Come.
Yippee! Yippee!
Here we are.
( thunder crashes )
Okay?
Bye-bye.
Oh, no.
Hmm.
Oh. I know.
Here we are.
And this can be the roof.
There.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Huh?
You want the book back?
Oh, all right.
Stay there.
Sorry.
( thunder )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh.
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