Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s01e10 Episode Script

What happened to your face?
I went out on a call.
- When I called for back-up
- Nobody came.
You think you could find me a couple of
trustworthy drivers?
I'm sure I've got some women
in my world that I trust.
Here's our working theory:
Rick gets busted,
Tiggy takes over from Rick,
starts bringing in Misiano's
cocaine across the border
using her logistics company.
Starts working with Randy Bowen,
importing the cocaine
and exporting the MDMA.
How did we miss this?
I say we cut Nelson out and
we take it all ourselves.
I'm thinking I'm gonna go up
and see his warehouse soon.
Check out and see
how he makes this stuff,
and then, we pop him.
Police, open up!
We have a warrant for your arrest!
Gotcha!
You know, when my mom
does this MDMA deal,
she can get Buffalo off our back.
I think I gotta go to work
or they're gonna kill me.
One wrong move and you all
go down in flames.
Tiggy Sullivan's cellphone just pinged
about two miles south
of the Fort Derby border.
- Police!
- Stop that driver.
I'm gonna pick every
little piece of it apart
until I find her.
Sol is gonna spend
the rest of his childhood
living with his grandmother.
Cut me a decent deal,
I'll hand over the man
who killed Randy Bowen.
You don't have to do that. You
Okay, so I've briefed
detectives Swallows and Chase
on the way over here,
they're up to speed.
Detective Kelly Duff, Drug Squad.
Detective Samantha Wazowski,
Guns and Gangs.
Yes, we've met already.
- Hm?
- Uh?
- Yeah.
- I don't think so.
We did, remember, blue hazmat suit?
- Blue hazmat suit?
- Pop the hood and we went
- underneath the
- I don't
We're here to discuss a joint operation,
shall we all take a seat?
- Just gonna
- Okay.
- squeeze in here.
- Make some space.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
- You got enough room there?
- It's a joint operation.
Across mine too.
- Okay. Okay.
- Nice and comfy.
We hear you have a lead
on Randy Bowen's murder.
Oh, if by "lead" you mean
a person in custody who
witnessed that murder,
then yeah.
This is big.
It has to be handled carefully.
We're happy to take it from here.
Oh, no.
This is our play.
Look at you two cuties,
salivating like a couple
of Pavlov's dogs,
you are Birka and you are Joy for ch
- You know who Ivan Pavlov is, right?
- No idea.
God, am I speaking into the wind here?
Either way, we can have
you drooling all over our case.
We have to persuade Bill Misiano
that we are his allies.
We gotta be tough.
We gotta be convincing.
It will take your full support.
From the sidelines.
We'll get Misiano for you.
But it has to be our way. Capisce?
- Yeah, but
- But?
- No, excuse m
- But?
- Yeah, but Yeah, but, but
- Yeah, but it should be us
- Yeah, but it j
- But.
But No, b
Wh-what are you, R2D2?
Stop this.
I would like to speak.
But you say what?
- Deal.
- Yeah!
Deal.
Thank you!
Did I
- We.
- Yeah, we.
That wasn't so bad.
No, it wasn't.
- I peed my pants a little bit.
- Ugh.
What just happened?
Oh, my God! Elliot!
- Hi!
- Hey.
What you doing here?
Nothing, I just, uh
missed you, that's all.
Well, that's a bold-faced lie.
No, it's true.
I was driving down Sterling Road
and I-I
thought I saw you. And uh
It wasn't you, but I-I got that
happy feeling for a second.
Yeah?
What you doing on Sterling Road?
Just driving around.
Thinking about, uh
everything I've messed up
that you've fixed, you know?
Hey.
Are you in trouble?
I'm fine.
Yep.
I, uh I was thinking about
going to
Florida to stay with Grandma for
a little bit over break
and just you know
take it easy and get a fresh start.
Why? So she can teach you how
to shoot guns and hate people?
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, why don't you just
hang out here for a bit?
Take a nap.
I'm gonna go get ready for work.
- I have a busy day.
- Okay.
So, Naz is working with cops
who are hanging him out to dry,
letting him get hurt because
he sided with me?
You gotta fire those guys.
Cops are notoriously hard to get rid of.
You know that.
I have to finish the
investigation first.
And in the meantime,
I think that you should consider
a change.
What are you talking about?
Well, you've been with Drug Squad, what?
Over 10 years?
And this Keegan thing, it was a lot.
So you're gonna punish me?!
I am not punishing you, Kelly.
I am looking out for you.
Yes, I'm gonna be cleaning house,
but it is a helluva toxic process
and I do not want you
in the middle of it.
Look, you can always go back!
We can just transfer you to
Guns and Gangs.
You and Wazowski work well together.
I can't work under Nathan.
What, are you guys still a thing?
I haven't given up on the idea.
Well, you can't date your superior,
so that's not an option.
Look, CISO called
to see if you were available for UC work.
The OPP are looking for somebody
with your profile
for a long-term project.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, white collar assignment.
Nice apartment, out of
the city, might be all right.
Yeah.
How long of an undercover-operation?
I don't know. Three months. Six months.
Well, I think it's a terrible idea,
and I thought about it and
you can't do it,
so, you can't do that.
Let's just focus on the
task at hand, all right?
Oh, come on. Would you stop sulking?
Look, if this is gonna be
our last hurrah,
let's make it great.
Come on.
Hurrah.
Uh, hello. No, thank you. Excuse me.
Steve Evans, I'm representing
Ms. Sullivan.
Oh! You the ex!
- This the
- Hm.
This the gym-teacher ex!
- You're a gym teacher?
- No.
No, he just cheated on me
with a gym teacher.
What are you doing here?
Elliot asked me to represent her.
- Couldn't say no.
- Oh, great. This is great.
'Cause we should
always say yes to our son,
'cause he never, ever, ever gets
his own way.
She doesn't need her lawyer
present for this, so
why don't you go home?
A good lawyer should be present.
To protect his client from
accepting a bad deal.
- You go home.
- No. You go home.
No, no, you go home.
Can I go home?
Okay, nobody's going home.
And Wazowski is not removing
herself from this case.
But maybe you can remove
yourself from the room?
Yes.
You're wasting my client's time.
You don't have evidence against
her, nothing that's gonna stick.
Oh, yeah? Well
Her sister, Layna, has agreed
to cooperate and she's confirmed
that they've been bringing drugs
across the border
for months now.
Okay, well, that's news.
You're a first-time offender,
so you won't get more than five years.
But the difference between a few
years in gentlewoman's prison,
versus five to seven in Maximum,
with all that asset forfeiture,
oof, it's big.
So
You can let a killer go free
and not have anything to do
with your kid
until he's a legal adult,
with the exception of the 20
minutes a week you're allowed
for collect phone calls,
and I can assure you,
it's a suboptimal way to forge
a relationship.
Or you can cooperate.
My client will cooperate
in exchange for immunity.
It's never gonna happen.
And, uh, I believe
my colleague's in agreement.
Look, how about this,
you give me a solid way into
Bill Misiano,
then, we can talk a deal.
Bill Misiano killed Randy
right in front of me.
Shot him in the heart,
didn't even blink.
And he let me live partly because
I promised to hook him up with
this MDMA deal
that Randy had in the works,
but mostly, because he's a feminist.
Misiano's a feminist?
His mother drove a limo
back in the seventies.
He was raised by strong women.
Including a psychic grandmother
and some Aunt Carmel that knits
his slippers.
I'm still looking for a way in.
He collects lighters from dead people.
Hates bugs, but loves ladybugs.
And he wears windbreakers and
he moonwalks into rooms.
You know
Okay,
uh, tell me about this MDMA deal.
Well, I mean, Bill's all-in.
He wants to come to town and
visit the warehouse.
He thinks he can get the formula
from Nelson and then
pop him.
Nelson?
Nelson Lam.
Everybody loves his product.
Where does he make this MDMA?
He has a warehou
No.
I am not telling you
where the warehouse is, okay?
I need to keep at least
one bargaining chip in my pocket.
Well, she's right.
You want to get Misiano and
Nelson and not talk deal?
Nuh-uh.
Nuh-uh.
Only give them the Nelson details
when we have the deal confirmed.
It is no What?!
I'll be good.
I'm just bringing some pizza.
- Pizza.
- Ooh!
That's very nice.
- Thank you.
- Oh, wow, baby.
- Use a napkin, please.
- Mm.
Wow. That looks good.
Is this from our place?
All right, so
Keep going.
Bill wanted me to get him
some women drivers, so
I said I'd introduce him to some
old friends of mine,
Barb Gerber, Shirley Guzzo.
They were gonna drive for us exclusive,
I just haven't set that up yet.
Tell us more about
this Barb and Shirley.
Mm. Met behind bars,
been inseparable ever since.
So, let me get this straight,
you guys are going in as
Tiggy's drivers?
Correct.
Bill Misiano gets introduced
to Barb Gerber, Shirley Guzzo,
ideally, they hit it off,
they're swapping stories about murders,
assassinations, having a great ol' time,
and once we get that confession,
bam, you guys come in,
you make the arrest.
But if we don't get the
confession at Tiggy's,
then, we have to go to the warehouse,
push a little harder.
But the good news is
Nelson Lam's sister just had
a baby in Ottawa, so
- he's out of town.
- Well,
sounds pretty straightforward.
In what way, Barry?
- Well
- This kinda play
takes months to prep!
I don't know.
- Yeah.
- More importantly,
who's gonna be Barb
and who's gonna be Shirley?
Me, I'm Shirley.
I'm not the Barb type.
You know, Barb is a white woman's name.
Barbie. Barbara Walters.
Barbara Streisand.
Shirley's a white woman's name!
Shirley Temple, Shirley MacLaine.
Shirley Caesar.
Shirley Chisholm.
Actually, do you even know
who Shirley Chisholm is?
Yes, pff, I do know who
She is a beautiful Black woman.
You oughta be ashamed of yourselves.
Shirley Chisholm was the first
Black woman elected to Congress.
- Pff!
- Uh, I am Canadian!
How're we gonna convince him
that we're capable of killing someone?
Easy, just channel all that
anger you got towards your ex.
I don't want to be angry at
Steve anymore.
Just
I'd like to move on, you know?
Meet someone nice, like
I don't know, like a N
Nazeer type of nice.
Hold up.
- I knew it.
- What?
- You like Naz!
- I didn't say that.
- Is that what I said?
- Yes, you did.
Uh, no, that is not what I said,
I said someone "like" Naz, okay?
That is, it's like someone, and
it doesn't even, because
I don't think it matters because
he wouldn't want to date me anyway.
And why is that?
Why wouldn't he?
Hm?
Look at you.
That's right.
I'm a catch.
Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- I hope you don't mind,
uh, it was burrito night last
night over in 44,
now you can't pay your way
into the bathroom.
Oh, no, sure, make yourself at home.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
I was just wondering, I mean, look,
I know you been hanging out with Nathan,
and that's cool, it is,
- but I was just
- I-I'm not gonna
have this conversation with you.
- Yeah, o
- Oh, I am also sorry,
but we are talking through
a UC operation,
it's very important,
it's very top-secret.
- I won't be long.
- It could be number 2.
Nope, just a number 1.
You know, you say that now
but things can change, huh?
Catch you right by surprise.
But, uh, there's two other
bathrooms on the top floor,
so you can number-2 it all day long.
Fine. I'll leave you to it.
Okay.
Jesus, Wazowski, what was that about?
I was just trying to be like, uh
your I don't know.
Hey. She seems, like, pleasant
and she's nice, but
she's not you.
Of course, she's not.
Nobody's like me.
'Cause I'm The Duff.
That's right, you are.
- I'm The Duff.
- Yeah.
Everybody want a bit of my stuff.
- My stuff.
- 'Cause I'm The Duff!
- Gettin'
- Come on, let's go get our guy.
Let's go over this plan again.
We have known each other since
Northumberland Collegiate days,
Barb Gerber, divorced, teenage son.
Shirley Guzzo,
she's just kind of, like, more,
play-the-field type.
Okay, which one of you's Barb
and which one's Shirley again?
How many times do I have to tell you?
I am Shirley.
Hm. Okay, well Barb's the smart one.
That doesn't mean Shirley's dumb.
She's pretty dumb.
Okay, either way, he is
gonna be here very, very soon.
When he gets here,
you have to stall him.
Yeah, I know the plan.
Should I be the one to bring up Randy?
God, no.
We have to let him take the lead,
he'll get spooked if we say too much.
And what if he doesn't confess?
Then you give us the address
to the warehouse,
we'll all go together,
and move to plan B.
Speaking of which, why don't
you just give us the address
to the warehouse now?
- Yes.
- No.
No, no, no, remember how
I said that I would drive.
You might've said it,
- but I didn't agree with it.
- N-No, but I put it on a Post-It note as well.
I don't care about no Post-It
note, you're not driving!
No, I did, I was like, "oop"
Ladybug!
Did you sense I was here? How you doing?
These must be my drivers, huh?
Yeah. These are my friends, Barb Gerber.
Yeah, I'm Shirley Guzzo.
- Really nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Bill.
Time to expand my resources up here
and nothing better than
starting with women, right?
I looked into you guys,
you know, and well,
you seem legit.
We ready? Warehouse? Let's go.
Oh, yeah, sure.
We just gotta wait
for the text from Nelson,
what time to meet up.
- He's aiming for around 1:00.
- Oh.
Hey, gives a chance to
get to know one another, right?
Turn the kettle on, yeah?
Yo, I think you're right.
Misiano's not gonna admit to
anything unless we push him.
I say we go directly to plan B.
Let's wait.
There's something about
Kelly's believability
- and Sam's
- Annoyability.
No, her
- Relentlessness?
- Nice place, Ladybug.
Look, man, I-I've
seen them work miracles, okay?
Ha. Meh. We'll see about that.
I could've told you that.
I'm very intuitive.
It comes from the women in my family.
- Excuse me.
- Thanks.
Hello?
- What?
- Sugar?
You're kidding me, right?
That is the dead opposite of okay!
Look, bring it today, Barry,
or you don't get another chance,
all right?
What's going on there, Barbie?
You don't want to know all my problems.
Oh, I like problems.
Call me weird, but I do.
You know why?
Because there's always a solution.
Talk to me.
- You mind?
- Not-not at all.
Uh, one of Randy's guys owes Barb money,
but like, a lot of money.
He thinks he can pull one over on her.
You know, I think he's trying
to call my bluff.
Him and Randy, oof!
Cut from the same cloth,
the two of them,
no respect for women at all.
I know exactly what
you're saying. I hate that!
He ripped me off,
he won't return my phone calls.
Oh, he'll return mine.
Let me handle it for you, okay?
I'll get your money.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm gonna handle this on my own.
It's a matter of pride,
you know what I'm saying?
- People can't walk all over you!
- No.
Yeah, but if you take out Barry,
- Reg is gonna hit back.
- Who's Reg?
- Oh
- Barry and Reg,
they popped Randy.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, is that right?
Maybe Bill could ease your mind
about that.
This, uh, Nelson guy,
he'd better be texting you soon.
Uh, yeah.
You don't think Misiano's
getting spooked?
No, no, no. Kelly's got this.
It's why I call her the Nicholson.
My Aunt Carmel
What do you call me?
We don't.
Well, I mean,
if you were to give me a name,
what would it be?
The Hasselhoff?
Hey, Ladybug,
who's got the keys to the van?
I want to hear how she runs.
"She." Sorry.
My bad.
It's an old habit of mine
to refer to a vehicle as "she".
Truth be told, though,
people call ships and cars "she"
'cause they hold precious cargo.
Keys are inside.
Okay, start her up.
- 'Kay!
- I want to hear how she growls.
Barb, go outside, would you?
I want to have a word with
Ladybug alone.
- Yeah.
- All the way out.
Okay.
You. You've got to aim for more
"lady" and less "bug".
- What does that mean?
- What was that?
Upstairs, from Randy Bowen.
I don't know. I thought it was funny.
You know what?
I've given you a couple of
chances now, which I never do,
and now, you annoy me.
When I get annoyed, I get impulsive,
so I've got to calm myself down.
So I'm taking your van,
I'm taking your girls,
you're staying here,
you're on a time-out.
It's
Hey! They're not girls, they're women.
Women! Right. Got it. Let's go, Barb.
This Nelson guy,
we're not waiting for him no more.
Take me to this warehouse.
- Let's go.
- Okay, uh, just what about Tig?
- Let's go!
- Okay.
Get down! Get down!
Okay, I'll get Tiggy, you tail them.
Okay.
Damn it!
Hey, baby.
Psst! Sol!
Lunch is on the table!
Grams, what are you doing?
Why are you dressed up as a dinosaur?
Who're you calling dinosaur?
I'm too old for dinosaurs!
Oh, too old for spaghetti and meatballs?
I got some fresh cookies in the oven,
if you eat your lunch first.
Come on! Let's go!
Figured you'd be here.
Hey.
- There's no force field.
- I know.
I don't think I should be here
though, Elliot.
Come on, it's fine. She's not even home.
- You good?
- Yeah.
Do you think they really left town?
'Cause I think they're trying
to rip us off.
I don't know.
Uh
Maybe I could get my grandmother
to transfer us money
to go visit her or something.
How much do you think gas money
is to Boca Raton?
Uh
Hey, Bodhi.
Uh, I'm just here with Jackie.
Good. Where are you guys?
Uh
My house.
Oh, okay. Cool, look,
I know you guys want to get paid,
so I thought we could meet
at the warehouse.
Get you guys settled up.
I thought Nelson was away
and he didn't want people there.
The money's at the warehouse.
He said I could pay you, but
hey, if you're cool to wait.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It's fine. We're gonna be there.
Good.
Okay.
Maybe they're not trying to rip us off.
You know, you're kinda driving
like you don't know where you're going.
That's because there's traffic
in the GTA.
And-and she took a wrong turn.
See, normally, I do all the driving.
You were so stressed out, babe,
I just wanted to give you a break.
- Oof.
- Oh, see, right there,
that's true friendship, you know.
Really, I like that.
I like that a lot.
Tiggy mentioned something about
Sterling Road, right?
What's the exact address?
And I'll put it in my phone.
Yea We-we'll
recognize it when we see it.
I'm finding it really hard
to concentrate,
I'm so sorry, I gotta pee.
I've been holding it
for so long, I gott
Right there, that's another burden
you women have to carry, right?
Us guys, we can just pee out the window,
I can pee in this coffee cup,
it's easy-peasy.
But you guys, you gotta hold it in,
and sometimes, if you hold it in,
you can get a UTI.
- You know what a UTI is?
- Yes.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Just, let's find a gas station
so Shirley can take a pee.
- A nice, long pee.
- Thank you.
I think there's one up here.
Bodhi?
Hello?
Uh I can't really talk
right now, but
- are you okay?
- Not really.
Listen, Elliot,
I really need to know where
Nelson Lam's warehouse is
on Sterling Road.
I really, really hope that
you do not work there,
and I strongly advise you
not to be anywhere near there
but if you do know where it is,
I would be eternally grateful.
Hm.
Uh
Okay, look, do you still have that app
that you used to stalk me on?
I do. But you blocked me.
All right, I'm gonna unblock you, okay?
Thank you.
Elliot, you've got 10 minutes
to get the hell out of there.
Do you understand?
Got it.
Jackie!
Jack?
- What are we doing here, man, come on?
- Jack, we gotta go!
- What are we doing?
- Jack?
- We gotta go!
- Hey!
- Hey, man, what's going on?
- Hey!
Get away from her!
Nelson and I, we did some
digging into you
and we found out about your momma.
Yeah, so what?
Yo, he's a drug dealer, man.
What, you think he tells his mom
what he's up to?
Well, I told Nelson
I'd leave it to him to deal with
when he's back.
Yeah, you all think I'm the crazy one,
well, Nelson
Children first.
- Come on.
- Come on!
Where are we going?
Right in here.
Go.
Hey, hey!
Where's your phone?
I don't know, man,
I left it at home, I guess.
- No, no, no, no!
- Hey!
Hey!
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- Uh
- It's locked.
- It's locked?
What do we do? What do we do?
I don't know, man.
It's okay. We're gonna
It's gonna be okay.
Tell me, why did we leave Tiggy behind?
She was getting on my nerves.
Well, she is our
only plug, though, so, uh
I don't know.
I don't really know this Nelson guy.
Well, we're gonna get to know
this Nelson guy.
And we're gonna be our own plugs.
Hey!
Here we are.
It's kinda spooky. But I like it.
All right, so what are we doing?
I gave Naz the coordinates.
We're moving to plan B.
Good job.
Wow.
Whoa.
Mr. Misiano! Nelson Lam.
It's great to meet you.
Wow, it's a helluva place
you got here, huh?
Yeah.
Watch your step there, Shirley.
- Hey, Barb.
- That's Barb.
That's Shirley back there.
Yeah, everyone is always mixing us up.
- Yeah.
- It's just
It's like, we're attached
at the hip. So
So, tell me about this place, huh?
Well, it, uh, used to be
an old power plant.
My dad was gonna turn it into condos,
- but well, then, he died.
- Oh, too bad.
So, for now,
this is my lab.
We make our product right here.
So, tell me, exactly how do you do it?
We I mean, I have
a master's in chemistry.
- It's
- How do you make it?
Chemistry. I was gonna say that we
there's a whole process of
distilling, decanting,
titration, refluxing.
I've been here for months
working on my very specific formula.
You're a pro.
I'd like to think so.
Is, uh, is Tiggy gonna be joining us?
I thought she was
Or should we just go ahead
- with the walk-through, then?
- Hello?
Hello?
Hello?!
You didn't really think
I was gonna get left behind,
did you, Bill?
Ladybug! You are impressive!
Come here, come here.
- What's up?
- That's Barry.
That's the guy who owes me the money.
That's the guy you gotta take out?
This is a good place to do it,
it's easy to make it look
like an accident here.
But you cannot let a man
take advantage of you.
Tiggy!
Nice of you to join us.
Good day, ladies.
- It's been awhile.
- Yeah.
'Cause you been ripping me off.
You bring my money?
Oh, now, don't get your
titties in a twist, love.
I'll pay you when I pay you.
- Barry.
- What?
She's being a right bitch.
Oh yeah, "better bitch than mouse".
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, oh my God!
- Oh, my God!
- What the hell?
Jesus! What happened to making
it look like an accident?
What did I do? Reg is gonna kill me!
I got you! Come on,
let me think, just let me think.
What di No, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
Don't touch, don't touch.
Your hands. You got no gloves on.
You're gonna put your
fingerprints all over the body.
- Oh, God!
- What do I do?
- I don't know.
- What do I do?
- What do I do?!
- Stop, stop, I don't know!
Let me think! Let me think!
No, no. I don't want you in this. Okay?
I don't want you a part of my mess.
- I'm sorry.
- Listen to me, look at me, look at me.
Your mess is my mess. Do you hear me?
I am not gonna lose you.
- I'm scared.
- Don't be scared.
- Please, don't leave me, Shir
- I'm not gonna leave you.
- I'm right
- Please don't leave me.
Not gonna leave you, honey, I'm right here.
- I'm right here, okay?
- Okay.
- Look at me. Yeah.
- Okay.
- No, you are
- What?
You're my best friend.
- You really are.
- I can't go back to prison.
Look at me, we're gonna figure this out.
Okay, okay, I got it.
I gotta get rid of the body.
- Go to the head, I got the feet.
- I pick it up?
I got the feet, yeah. I'm gonna
- And we're gonna get in the truck
- No.
And then, we're gonna go home.
We're gonna drive home,
but like, super fast.
Back to the apartment, we're
gonna pack everything we have.
What are we doing?
Oh, my God, oh my God!
he's gonna kill you,
but he's gonna have
- to kill me too. I'm gonna die!
- Oh, my God!
- You can't die for me!
- I am gonna die!
- You guys.
- I will die for you!
Chill out.
Chill out.
I don't know who this Reg guy is, okay,
but he didn't kill Randy.
Neither did this Barry guy.
Why would What? Yes, they did.
Everybody knows that, they killed him.
No, no. No, they don't,
and if they do, they're wrong.
It's a free country, they can
think whatever they like.
You're gonna be all right.
Breathe, come on.
You're not gonna have
to leave town, there.
You're not gonna get killed,
you're not gonna die.
Believe me, ladies, things
aren't as bad as they seem.
Just between us, this Reg and Barry guy,
they didn't kill Randy.
Because
The guy's still alive.
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
What do you want to do with this guy?
Do you want to finish him off,
Barb, or you want me to?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What the hell's going on in here?
Who-who're you, now?
I'm Nelson Lam. I own this place.
Tiggy. Are you playing me?
'Cause I just found out
Jackie's boyfriend
has a cop for a mother
and-and-and-and
Who the hell's this guy?
Wait a minute.
You are Nelson Lam.
You're working with cops?
Get down!
Everybody down!
Oh, my God, those are gunshots.
Is everybody okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm going for Misiano!
- I got Lam!
No, no, she's breathing,
she's breathing. Go after him!
It hurts.
Elliot!
That's definitely my mother.
What do you mean, your mother?
How would your mother know
that you're here?
It doesn't matter. Hey, Mom!
Mom!
We're in here! Help!
Hello!
Hello! Mom!
Somebody! We're in here!
Mom!
Hello! Somebody!
Don't move!
I said, "Don't move!"
Nelson Lam, you're under arrest.
Turn around.
Hello! Somebody!
Help!
Elliot?
- Listen.
- Yeah?
Listen, listen, listen.
- Who are you?
- Uh
I'm a-I'm a cop.
I'm-I'm-I'm working undercover.
I'm-I'm here with your mother.
Come on, let's go, let's go,
let's get out of here.
Drop those.
Down the hall. Down the hall.
Come on.
Where're we going?
We're gonna take
those stairs. Go, go, go.
Keep going, all the way down this way.
Okay, there's stairs right there.
We're gonna take those stairs.
Go, go, go.
Hey!
- Mom!
- It's okay.
Let him go.
Now!
Please.
Come and get him cop.
- Put your gun down.
- No.
Me first.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- No!
- Elliot!
- No!
- Mom!
- Elliot!
- Elliot! No!
Elliot!
- Go get help!
- Mom!
- Help!
- Elliot, hold on!
- Help. Mom
- Don't look down.
Hold on, baby, hold on! I got you!
- Help.
- Don't let go, honey.
Don't let go, baby.
- Somebody, help!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Don't let go!
- Elliot needs help!
Elliot!
No, no, no! Don't let go, don't let go!
- Ah!
- No, no, no, stay, stay,
stay with me. Stay with me,
stay with me, love.
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me, I need you to hold my hand
- because I'm gonna pull you up
- No, Mom!
You're not strong enough.
I can still carry you.
No, you can't, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
- Mom, no.
- I'm gonna die.
- I'm right here, look at me.
- Elliot, I am right here.
- Mom, I'm gonna die.
- I'm right here.
- I'm gonna die.
Help!
Somebody! Help!
- Breathe
- Mom, help!
Elliot needs help! Quick!
He fell over
He's over the edge.
- Mom? Mom?!
- Okay, get over here, get over here now!
Keep pressure on this wound, okay?
She'll be fine.
Mom.
Mom, what happened?
Mom
- You're gonna hold on.
- No, I cannot.
Elliot, you hold on!
Duff!
Hey, Bill! Detective Kelly Duff.
You're under arrest.
You hear that kid screaming?
He needs your help.
What's it gonna be?
You gonna arrest the bad guy
or save the good guy?
That kid's gonna die.
You don't care. He's screaming.
You don't care.
- Sam!
- Duff!
- Sam, I'm coming!
- Duff!
Misiano.
Ah, come on.
- Hold on.
- I cannot hold on.
- Elliot!
- Help!
- Duff!
- I'm here! I'm here!
- Hurry!
- Wazowski!
Help me!
- Okay, okay!
- Help me!
Elliot! Oh, no, no!
- Duff! Don't look down.
- I'm gonna die.
- No, you're not.
- I'm gonna die.
This is a rare pre-1955
collector's item.
I'm thinking it's probably, uh
- well, early forties.
- Forties,
- it is, can I see the bottom?
- Nah.
Turn around.
- Wazowski, I'm here.
- Oh, my God!
- Elliot, look at me.
- Kelly!
Look at your mom, look at your mom.
- Naz, come! Over here!
- Hurry up!
No, Elliot, hold on.
- Hold on. Duff?
- You're okay.
Duff!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh, my God!
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Here we go. Here we go.
Hurry!
All right.
Elliot!
I'm gonna swing this down
and I need you to slip it
under your arms, okay?
I'm using my arms right now
so I don't kill myself!
You can do this, Elliot.
- Get it higher!
- Here.
Listen to me. I need you
to do it one at a time, okay?
Careful. Careful.
Listen, listen. You got this, okay?
You got this.
Okay.
- Okay.
- You're doing okay.
- You tight?
- We're tightening.
- Duff. We got it?
- Wait!
You got it?
Yeah.
- All right.
- Go, go, go, go!
Hold tight, hold tight!
I'm gonna count to three
and I want you to grab
the fire hose, okay?
One. Two. Three!
That's it! Yes!
Okay, pull. Pull!
Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it!
Pull!
- Pull it!
- Come on.
Pull, Naz! Pull it!
Ah! Elliot, come on!
You got it. You got it! That's it!
We got it!
You can do it, come on!
- That's it!
- Come on, baby!
Elliot, come on, baby!
- Go!
- We almost
- Almost there!
- Come on!
I got you, I got you. I got you.
I got you, I got you,
I got you, you're okay!
You're okay.
- Oh, my God.
- You're okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
You're okay, buddy, you're all right.
It's all right.
He'll never survive prison.
Baby.
I did this.
My fault you're in this mess.
- Go with the cops, okay?
- You're my mother,
I'm coming with you.
Hey. I love you, all right?
You know that, right?
Okay, I can see you're okay,
so I'm gonna head over here.
'Cause he's in trouble.
- Hey, man.
- You all right, buddy?
I think so.
Well, what a haul.
Over two-million-dollars worth of MDMA,
three major arrests,
including a confession from
Randy Bowen's killer.
Hm. And yet, this is not
my favourite day.
Here comes the screws.
They gonna take all the credit,
but it was me.
Yeah.
Detective Tara Swallows, Homicide.
- I'm Detective Barry Hamm.
- Great, whatever.
- I know you guys.
- No, I don't think so.
- Never met before.
- Side Part and Stretch, right?
- That's rude.
- We never forget a face.
Let's go.
I took him down.
Hey, I took down the big guy.
Hey.
You going somewhere?
Not far.
Just over to Drug Squad.
Had a talk with Shanks.
They need a kick in the ass over there.
You started it with Keegan,
I'm more than happy to finish it off.
You're leaving so that I can stay?
I don't want to lose you.
I mean, none of us want to lose you.
All right, so don't give up on me.
Nathan.
Look
I'm working through some things, okay?
But I want this.
I want you.
Hi.
We made a reservation.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you kids have fun.
Go Maybe go Dutch?
Just be friends.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hi. Samantha Wazowski.
I was gonna just tell you that, uh
that was some unbelievable
work today.
Oh. Thanks. Uh, your zipper's down.
Oh. Sorry.
Oh, my God, don't be sorry, I like it.
I mean, I mean, not in a pervy
kind of way, more like a
"He's not so perfect,
you don't need to be so
intimidated by him" kind of way.
Intimidated?
You do not have to be intimidated by me.
- Trust me, I'm full of flaws.
- Yeah, right.
It's funny, uh
I was talking to Hamm
and we were trying to, uh,
figure out the right word
to describe why you're so good
at your job.
Hm. Annoyability.
- Relentlessness.
- It's heart.
You got a lot of heart, Sam.
Thank you.
I need to go find Kelly.
- Sure. Yeah.
- Okay.
Uh, but maybe before you go,
do that, uh
maybe we should, like, hang out
- Sure.
- this week or something.
- Okay.
- I don't know, like go see
- like, a movie or something.
- That'd be nice.
- Grab a drink or uh
- Yes.
You know what, maybe Pictionary.
Sure.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Good.
I'll beat you.
Yeah, no, I-I-I can handle it.
- Okay.
- Okay!
- Well All right then.
- Bye!
- See you later.
- Yes.
Hey! Hey.
Hey, well, I'm officially done
over at Drug Squad.
I know.
I just
want to do a little toast
to you before you go.
- Oh, yeah, sure!
- Okay, hold on.
Wait right there.
I'm not gonna miss this for anything.
Bam. Bam.
There you go.
Mm! Nice!
Okay.
I know that I get on your nerves.
I know that potentially
I'm a little bit annoying
A little bit. But okay.
But I know that you like me.
And I know that you see me.
Sorry Uh, this toast
is supposed to be my toast, remember?
- Yes, sorry.
- Okay, try again.
I have done this job for over 20 years,
and now, I can't imagine doing
another day of it without you.
Same, same.
- Ooh!
- Oh, my.
That was nice.
Wait. Wait a second. Hold on.
Did you just
Did you just say, "Same, same"?
- Like you feel the same way?
- I feel
- feel the same thing.
- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
All right, keep your pants on.
I may be done with Drug Squad,
but I'm not going undercover,
I'm actually I'm coming over
to Guns and Gangs.
Liar.
I'm not lying.
- What?!
- Okay, stop hitting me.
- Oh, my God!
- S
Okay, I haven't signed
my contract yet,
don't make me reconsider! Stop it!
Oh, my God! We're gonna be partners.
- Are we gonna be partners?
- That's a stretch.
We're gonna be like, BFF partners.
Like, our desks are gonna be
side-by-side,
talking all day long.
It's gonna be great!
Okay, hit me one more time,
watch what I'm gonna do to you.
- Oh!
- Ah! See that? See that?
- I can get out of this.
- No, you can't.
Yeah, I can. Watch.
Snake!