The Doomies (2026) s01e10 Episode Script

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[thunderclap]
Arise!
[laughs]
-[clattering]
-A toast!
-[lid pops]
-It's been a long time
since I had anything to celebrate.
[all] Ugh!
Is mold in pop good?
Is it like cheese?
Well, I'll just come out and say it.
You lot are the best darn
monster-hunting team I could've ever…
[stammers] …expected to find in Ouimper.
[slurping]
Uh, so let's celebrate!
Loosen up!
This one here's called the back dance.
Yeah, you feel that?
Come on, join me, everybody.
Don't make me do the dance alone.
This is the scariest thing
I've seen so far.
The old pop and lock.
Can't stop, won't sto-- [grunts, groans]
-[Bobby, Kim, Romy groan]
-Blasted floor!
[groans] We need a proper dance hall.
To the discotheque!
No! No can do on the cancan.
I'm beat!
Turns out, having an ancient ritual
performed on you is kinda draining.
I, uh, don't have an excuse,
but yeah, without a doubt, I'm out.
[both] Whew!
[chuckles]
Oh. [sighs]
Oh, we don't need 'em.
Tonight, Kim,
you will be the chosen one
of the dance floor!
Jenny's, here we come.
[horn honks]
It feels so weird to finally be free.
But good. But weird.
Yeah, I don't actually know
what I'm gonna do now.
Guess I better go home for a change.
Hey, now that I'm not cursed, do you
wanna watch a horror movie sometime?
I mean, it'd make a nice change
from being in one. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
Scare you later?
-Boom.
-Yeah!
[breathes deeply]
[wind whistling]
[breathes shakily]
[gasps, screams]
[whimpering]
Sire, the road is transformed.
[sniffs]
It is now fashioned out of
some kind of stinky plaster.
Much can change in 800 years.
Cease your distractions.
Mordam charged us
with finding the chosen one.
We must not fail her.
Guess I am still in a horror movie.
[Romy's siblings laughing]
[siblings screaming]
[laughing, screaming]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
-[groans]
-Sorry, honey.
Solene broke
into the candy cupboard again.
-You doing okay?
-Yeah, great.
I've been out monster hunting,
saving the day, the yoozh.
Ah, that's nice.
-Estelle, don't eat the remote!
-[pants, chuckles]
[Romy] You're playing Go, Go, Ghosts?
-I haven't played that in forevs.
-Talking of ghosts…
[chuckles] Kidding!
Just not used to seeing you
at family game night, or at all, actually.
But you're here now.
So, scoot up a chair, and come join.
[siblings chuckle]
Oops. Sorry, sweetie.
We're not used to a full house.
You can always borrow
the garden gnome's stool.
[groans]
[Doug grunts] Yeah! [grunts]
-Hey, ladies! How you doing?
-[all cheering, laughing]
You can feel it in your prosthetic hips.
We have to talk.
I'm that bad?
Impossible!
Are you sure they said Mordam?
Not, like, you know,
more ham, or something?
Why on earth would skeletons eat ham?
No, it's Mordam! She's back.
Bobby, Mordam is unlike any foe
that you have ever faced before.
Leave this to us.
This isn't your fight anymore.
He's just gonna hide while I fight,
but we'll be all right. Later, kid.
-[door closes]
-[door bell dings]
-Hey, bubs.
-[groans]
-Everything all right?
-[Bobby] You're the real mom in my life!
-[groans]
-[chuckles] What?
Oh-- Slow down. I-I can't-- [chuckles]
Um… [stammers] …I just wanted
to say thanks for everything.
Aw, kiddo.
What's brought this on?
Nothing. No impending doom,
or anything like that.
[chuckles] I gotta go.
-[door opens, closes]
-[door bell dings]
-[sighs]
-[Doug] Run.
Save yourself.
-They're only after the chosen one.
-[all scream]
Well, if they want the chosen one,
they're gonna have to
go through all of us.
'Cause it's not just Kim.
It's you, and me, and Romy.
[ghost knight general] All right, squire.
-[grunts]
-[whimpers]
We'll dispatch the chosen one
and her puny army.
Go and hunt down this Romy.
What? No, no, no.
Forget I said that! No!
[gasps, gulps]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[gasps, grunting]
-[grunts]
-[Kim groans]
Cheap trick.
-[growls]
-Forget it, Kim.
We don't know how to fight them.
Books! We need books!
-Hmm?
-[pants]
-[ghost knights grunt]
-[Bobby, Doug panting]
Huh?
[both panting]
Hmm? [panting]
[growls]
What is this strange cloister?
-[whimpering]
-[growling]
[ghost knight] General, look.
This cabinet contains
the concept of winter.
Wondrous.
Stop getting distracted, you fools.
Where did they go?
[door creaks]
[grunts, chuckles]
-[chuckles, gasps]
-Oh, this is bogus!
First, torchlight wouldn't faze a ghost.
It'd barely tickle them.
And second, can you all stop cheating?
[siblings chuckle, blow raspberries]
[sighs] Now I remember why
I haven't played this game in forever.
I'm out.
-[phone chimes]
-Huh? Hey, that's mine. [gasps]
-Ghost knights are coming.
-[chuckles]
Sugar! [chuckles]
My phone!
Mom, Dad. Say something.
You've just gotta wait
until she naturally tires out.
[gasps] A six!
[chuckles] That means
I can recharge my ectoplasm.
But, Mom, ghost knights are coming,
and I need to go help my friends,
or else we're all doomed!
But for that, I need my phone.
[chuckling]
Oh, that's a creative fib.
[chuckles] It actually reminds me
of this book I'm reading,
Wolf Cryers: A Saga.
[sighs] Now I remember why I'm never here.
[barking]
[ghost knight lieutenant] Romy!
-We seek the one named Romy.
-[whimpering]
-[groans]
-Is that a domesticated rat?
[Doug] Who are these pesky knights?
We gotta read up on them.
Something big must've happened
at some point in our town's history,
and we need to find out what.
Gotcha.
Gotcha-- Ow.
[Romy] And how do you think
the school was destroyed?
And-And what do you think really
happened at the gnarlie festival, huh?
And, hello, zombie fish!
That was all me and my team.
Susan Lafrousse says,
"The bigger the lie,
the bigger the truth it hides."
[sighs] If there's one person
you shouldn't be getting advice
on parenting from, it's Bobby's mom.
[wind whistling]
I think I finally get it.
Romy has a boyfriend. [chuckles]
[siblings chant] Romy has a boyfriend!
[shushes] You don't know
what you're talking about.
You got it all wrong.
[shushes, stammers] Stop!
Or a girlfriend. Either is fine.
[chanting] Romy has a girlfriend!
Romy has a girlfriend.
Let's see here-- There!
"In 1225, a general led his troops
in a freak snowstorm,
where the mud was so thick,
they all sank into it."
"Horrific end to
the battle of Winter Hill."
Winter Hill?
That's the name of our high school.
Huh. To be fair, it's still a battlefield.
If we can lead them there,
we can finally lay them all to rest.
But first,
we have to find those pesky ghosts.
They're outside.
This time, we will have our victory.
[Bobby, Dough gasp]
Sire, might we use the siege weapons?
It's been so long.
Why not? You've earned it.
-Bring out the ghost trebuchet!
-[thunderclap]
Huzzah!
Behold!
Tiny suns on sticks to light our way.
-[Romy's sibling] Ghost knights!
-Huh?
Whoa!
We've got to go.
Oh, look! The battle reenactment society
are going door-to-door for donations.
Grab my wallet. [gasps]
[all growling]
[both] Ghost knights?
Ghost knights.
Now do you believe me?
Don't knights have horses?
Where are your horses?
Our horses remain in the great beyond.
One of you will join them.
The one known as Romy.
[parents] Rosemaria, what have you done?
-Sire, look.
-[siblings gasp]
They were planning a campaign against us.
-[siblings laugh]
-[Romy's parent pants]
I'll draw them off. When it
comes to monsters, the best plan is--
To stick together!
-No one leaves family game night.
-[engine starts]
[tires squealing]
[growls]
Seriously? Unleashing evil.
Argh! I can't believe
you'd be so irresponsible.
Wait, did you bring me along
just to lecture me?
I just thought monster hunting
was code for tweenage stuff.
When did kids get so literal?
-Ghost knights!
-[all gasp]
[phone rings]
[Bobby] Romy! Finally!
Things aren't looking good.
We're freezing and-and--
And we're all out of cocoa! Call 911.
[all] Huh?
[chuckles]
[grunts]
If you can get the knights to the school,
we can stop them there.
Hold on. Dad, I can fix this,
but you need to drop me off at school.
No! I'm taking you somewhere safe,
where nothing ever happens.
-Belgium.
-But, Dad…
No buts, Rosemaria.
You're with us now.
[parents gasp, scream]
[growls]
-[all screaming]
-[groans]
There's the motorway, honey.
Quick, turn! You're gonna miss it.
-[growls]
-Right there! Go!
[all screaming]
[screaming continues]
Romy, you made him miss the turning!
-But I made him keep his head.
-[siblings cheer]
-[Doug screams]
-[Bobby whimpers]
-We're doomed.
-I let you all down.
Bobby, I should never
have forced you into this.
You didn't force me into it.
Then I should have forced you not into it.
Still my fault.
[Bobby] I chose to come.
Not because my arm made me,
or some monster chased me.
[sighs] You've come a long way, Bobby.
Bravery takes many forms.
Just like when I went hang gliding
in that blissful summer in 1989.
Now's not the time to share stories.
We need to escape.
Because, you see,
I had to conquer my fear of heights.
Shame, that glider's been gathering dust
in there ever since.
[both] You have a hang glider?
Yeah, why?
You don't think I-- Oh.
-[grunts] Huh?
-[screams]
Wait! I lied!
I didn't conquer
my fear of heights. [screams]
[Doug screaming]
One, two, three, four, five, six.
-Oh, my babies!
-[sobs]
My baby.
We had some good times.
[gasps]
How am I ever gonna
explain this to insurance?
Run!
-[Romy's dad pants]
-[Romy's mom screams]
[grunts]
[pants, gasps] We can't go in there.
There's tape.
Come on!
[Romy's parent panting]
[all panting]
-Bobby, we're at the school.
-[Doug screaming on phone]
What's going on?
-Oh, that's just Doug.
-[screaming continues]
Look for the knights' remains.
Apparently, if we find their skulls,
ghosts can be laid to rest.
Got it.
[siblings, Romy gasp]
What is this glorious creature?
[ghost knight lieutenant]
No more distractions!
We have a mission to complete.
Hmm.
Hmm?
-[narrator] The raw facts of war…
-[all] Hmm?
…about the 100-year war
with Professor Rory.
-Let us begin.
-[all] Huh?
The war was a great war.
It lasted 100 years.
Well, I think a sitcom might
have been a better distraction.
Those ghosts need a sense of humor.
Let's just hope it keeps them busy
long enough for--
Wait, is that a bone?
-Where did you find that?
-Follow me.
There!
[Romy's parents, Romy gasp]
[Romy's parents, Romy gasp] Hmm.
[Romy's parents grunt]
-[siblings chuckle]
-Estelle, please shush!
-[thudding]
-[chuckling]
-Wait. No. Stop.
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]
-Flora, no!
-[siblings laughing, screaming]
-[grunts, screams]
[groans]
I get it now.
Looking after six little devils
is hard work.
Seven little devils,
and six six-year-olds we can deal with.
It's you we're most worried about.
Listen, Romy,
I know this family can be a bit much,
but it feels like you're abandoning us,
and that hurts.
I guess I have been ghosting you.
Well, stop it.
Because we love you and we miss you.
[stammers] And if we're doing
something wrong, just tell us, okay?
[all] We're digging too! Go, Romy!
-[Romy's parents groan]
-[shushes]
[ghost knight lieutenant]
Shame to be interrupted.
The miniature knights were about
to reveal who won the 100-years war:
the English House of Plantagenet
or the French royal House of Valois.
[all grunt]
-[Doug screaming]
-[Romy's parents] Huh?
Minute people in a box, mechanical birds.
-What future is this?
-[screaming continues]
Yeah! Looks like my cavalry has arrived.
[Doug retches]
Welcome to the team, team.
Yeah, about that. We brought company.
Sire, that one is Romy,
also known as Rosemaria by her superiors.
She prefers to be called Romy.
And we're not her superiors.
We're her parents.
-Big difference.
-Psst.
[ghost knight general]
Superiors, parents. Whatever.
The end is coming for you all.
[Bobby groans]
Hmm?
Doug, what now?
[retches, burps] Hang on.
[speaking Latin]
[gasps]
-[whimpering]
-[Romy gasps]
[whimpering, screaming]
[groans, screams]
[both laugh]
[groans]
[growls] Attack!
[Romy, Bobby scream]
[groaning]
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
[screaming]
[grunts, shrieks]
[screams]
[speaking Latin]
[grunts]
[growls]
[groans, screams]
[groans, grunts]
[chuckles]
[Bobby] Romy!
[gulps]
[grunts]
[screams]
[speaking Latin]
[screams]
[both scream]
-[screams]
-[both scream]
[Romy's siblings scream] Hmm?
[panting]
[grunts, screams]
-[screams]
-Huh?
[chuckles] That looks nothing like me.
That's Serge's big, dumb forehead.
-[Romy whistles]
-Huh?
Wait, that one is my tiny, dumb forehead.
[speaking Latin]
[screaming]
Is that rest-in-peace option
still available?
[screaming]
[both gasp]
[ghost knight general groaning]
[chuckles]
[gasps]
-Can we try, please?
-Please, please, please.
Mordam said I only had to
take out the chosen one, not an army.
You fight one of us…
You fight all of us.
[speaking Latin]
You may have won this battle,
but we were only ever a distraction
for Mordam's real plan.
[all gasp]
I've seen the future.
You're doomed!
[cackles]
[all scream]
-[glass shattering]
-[clattering]
[both gasp]
[all gasp]
Mom, Dad, I know you won't
want me to do this, but--
We understand, sweetie.
Go save the world.
We're all rooting for you.
Just make it back in time
for Friday family pizza day, okay?
-I wouldn't miss it for the world.
-[sobs]
My baby's all grown up.
-[siblings] Bye-bye.
-[chattering, chuckling]
[sighs] One last monster to fight.
No biggie, right?
How about breakfast first?
You can't save the world
-on an empty stomach.
-Huh?
-Huh?
-Hmm?
[mumbling incantation]
[gulps] Better make it brunch.
[theme song playing]