The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e10 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
You take advantage
of me, will you? Hmm.
Well, I'll show you,
you flying feather dusters.
There. Carrot-stealing crows.
They'll find out
who's boss around here.
Hello, Rabbit.
And a very,
very good morning to you.
Huh. What's good about it?
Uh, it's a good day for me
to come borrow a cooking pot?
Please?
Ooh!
First the crows, now Piglet.
Where have I gone wrong?
Uh, actually, Rabbit,
it's for something
very, very important.
Well, that's a relief.
So you only came over to borrow something,
did you?
In that case, Piglet,
by all means help yourself.
Thank you, Rabbit.
"Thank you, Rabbit," he says.
Never "Come for lunch, Rabbit"
or "Here's a little story
for you, Rabbit"
or "Can I help, Rabbit?"
No. Only "Thank you,
Rabbit"
for something
that I'm lending him.
Oof!
Hiya, bunny boy.
Uh, kind of early
for a snooze, ain't it?
Or are you just
laying down on the job?
Get it? Laying down? Ha ha ha!
Actually, Tigger, I was
Say, it looks like
somebody snatched a scare
out of your crow.
Actually, I was
Oh, don't worry, fuzz buddy.
I didn't come here to help.
Well, that's comforting.
Why I really came
was to borrow, uh, uh,
well, it's a sort of a, uh
A whatdoyoucallwho?
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
A thingamabob.
Help yourself, Tigger!
Take what you need
from my house.
Oh, thanks, fluff face.
Well, TTFN: Ta-ta for now.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Borrow, borrow, borrow.
That's all anyone wants from me.
Do they ever
offer to help? No!
All right, you flea-bitten
excuses for birds,
raah!
Take that,
you cackling buzzards.
Whooh!
Raah ha ha ha ha!
Uh, I don't like
the looks of this.
Oh, boy, that Rabbit.
What a guy.
Never too busy to help a friend.
Yeah. And he never
even asks for our help.
Help!
Ohh.
Why does this
always happen to me?
Dum dum dee dee dee dum ♪
Dum da daddly dum da dum ♪
Hello, Rabbit.
I have come
to borrow some honey.
Help yourself, Pooh.
Everyone else is.
Mm. Mm. Yummy.
Oh, bother.
Oh, my. Oh, bother.
Oh. Another bother.
Bother.
Oh, bother, bother.
Perhaps a nap under a shady tree
would help now.
I'll show you.
Get this going.
What in the
Oh, bother.
What?
They're flying away.
I did it! I scared them off
all by myself!
Whoo hoo hoo!
I must tell Pooh.
Uh, Pooh!
Pooh! I did it! I
Well.
Here I've done
something wonderful,
and there's no one around
to tell it to.
I
Isn't that just like Pooh
to eat and eat and eat
and run?
My, look at that.
I don't believe it.
It's my birthday.
Pooh must have seen it
and rushed off
to tell the others.
Ha ha ha!
In fact ho ho
they all must be planning
my birthday party
this very minute. Hoo hoo hoo!
Shh! My surprise
birthday party.
I think I'll do
a little sneaking
I mean pre-party investigating.
I'll just take
a teensy-weensy peek
inside Piglet's house
and see what the
charming little fellow is up to
Oh. Ha ha ha!
Looks like Piglet is cooking up
something scrumdiliumptious.
Probably a giant birthday cake.
Oh, I can hardly wait!
Well, now, that should do it.
Ha ha. Nothing
like boiling your clothes
to get them really clean.
Oh, hello, there, Tigger,
my good no, no, no
my very best friend.
Shh. Shh.
I got a whatsamajigger
cornered up this here tree.
Oh. But I thought you
borrowed one from my house.
No, that's a whoosits.
You use those to catch
a whatchamadingle.
Oh, I
I understand
quite completely, Tigger.
Yes. Ha ha ha!
Yes, a whosaladiddle
most terrifying.
Most likely
a surprise birthday present
hidden up that tree.
Ohh hoo hoo! Ho ho!
I'm so happy!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, my, whatever is that?
Ah. Hello, there, creature.
Hmm? Creature? Where?
Excuse me, sir, but you are
a monster, aren't you?
Oh. No. I'm a Pooh bear.
A cake and a present.
Ooh! I've got a cake
and a present.
Why, look at that.
Owl is decorating Pooh Bear
for my surprise birthday party.
Whoo-hoo! I can hardly wait.
Decorations,
cakes, and presents.
Tra la la la la la la la ♪
Oh, how nice to be home.
Ahem. I hope
I'm not surprised!
Ah. Well, here I am home.
I said I'm home.
It's me!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
They forgot my birthday.
And after all
I've done for them.
Borrow, take, and not as much
as a birthday in return.
Why, they just don't realize
what a special friend I am.
Why, if they didn't have me,
I wouldn't be here.
Have they thought of that?
No!
Well, I'll show them all.
I'll go some place far away,
some place where I'll
really be special.
Looks like Rabbit's
going on vacation.
Just like him
not to invite me along,
thank you very much.
Suppose I ought
to tell the others
they weren't invited, either.
Well. Well, well, well.
I'm on my way already.
Hey, what's the big idea?
Never have I seen such
an extra special rabbit.
I'm going to put him
center stage,
where someone's sure to see him,
buy him, and give him
a good home.
Ah. Special at last.
Huh. None of these other toys
have a sign like mine.
I knew I wasn't
appreciated back home.
Hey! How come we don't
have a sign like that?
Because he does, vacuum head.
I'm special, I'm special ♪
Now it's all official ♪
But not for long.
Just wait until dark
when the shop closes.
Nobody's going
to buy that rabbit
without buying us first.
Hello.
Shush. Be very quiet, Eeyore.
We're hunting flutterbies.
Oh, and I thought
you were shushing me
because I said hello.
Not that I blame you
for shushing me.
It's not like I do
interesting things
like Rabbit
and run away and hitch a ride
in an old truck
heading towards town.
Rabbit ran away?
Not that I
Pooh, we've got to find Rabbit.
Right.
Uh, if I may ask,
where do we begin looking?
In town.
Rabbit!
Rabbit, where are you?
Hello, Rabbit!
Hey, bunny boy!
Uh, R-Rabbit.
Rabbit!
Whew. Rabbit hunting
is exhaustiperating.
I wonder where he is.
That's remarketable.
That guy looks just like Rabbit.
Maybe he'd know.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You can't fool a tigger.
Ha ha! That is Rabbit.
Hey, bunny boy!
It's me! Tigger!
T-I-double Guh
Sorry.
I don't know any tiggers.
- You don't?
- No poohs or piglets, either.
Uh, are you sure?
We seem to know you.
All they do, tiggers included,
is borrow from me.
They don't know how
to treat a rabbit special.
Oh, uh, sorry, long ears.
Uh, I didn't think
you felt like that.
Huh, and us worrying
all about you and everything.
Uh, Rabbit?
He was just here a minute ago.
Christopher Robin!
Hey, guys, I found Rabbit!
I don't see him, Tigger.
Me, neither.
I know, I know, but he
was there a minute ago,
wearing a big "special" sign.
Well, there's only
one thing to do.
We shall have to go in there
and apologize
for not treating him
as special as a special
rabbit should be treated.
We can't, Pooh.
Say. How come? Why not?
Where does it say that?
Right here, Tigger.
They're closed.
Uh, what do we do now?
We come back tomorrow
and buy him back.
Buy Rabbit?
Yes, Pooh. We got to
before someone else does.
Okay, fluff and stuff,
hand over the tag.
Uh, tag? What tag?
This tag. We been in here
a long, long time, see?
And no kid ever
wanted to buy us.
First day you get
that thing on, whammo.
Knee deep in customers.
Oh. You want this tag.
Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
I thought you meant that tag.
Hey, I don't see any
What the After him, boys!
He's got our ticket out of here.
Never! I'll never
give up my tag.
Christopher Robin's
going to buy me.
Whew. Thanks for catching me.
Don't mention it.
Aah!
Mama.
Aah!
We want that tag, see?
Guess you guys
can't sleep, either, huh?
Christopher Robin,
do you think your pennies
have grown big enough
to buy Rabbit?
I don't know, Pooh.
But I sure hope so.
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about old bunny boy.
He's probably having
the time of his life.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear!
Look out, Ted!
I give up. I give up.
You can have the tag.
About time.
Look.
It's over there.
Now I'm gonna get
bought by that kid.
No way. I am.
Ha ha! You're both wrong!
- It's me.
- Give me that.
It's mine.
- I got it before!
- It's mine!
- I saw it first!
- Wise guy, eh?
Heh heh heh heh.
You just watch.
When that kid comes back,
he'll buy all of us.
No tag, no friends,
and no Christopher Robin.
I'm not special.
I'm nothing at all.
Hey. Heh heh.
Told you he'd be back.
And we got the sign, too.
Please, sir,
how much is that rabbit
that used to be in the window?
Oh, uh, that special rabbit?
Well, he's worth a great deal,
a great deal.
I'm not sure if I have
enough pennies.
See, I've been
letting them grow, so
so I could buy Rabbit
a birthday present.
So they did remember.
Are you sure about
wanting this rabbit?
How about a nice
bicycle instead?
Oh, no, sir.
I want my rabbit.
Ah.
I'm sorry.
You don't have enough.
Hmm. I don't know.
Uh, just a second.
Great idea, Pooh.
Uh, how about this?
It's my pooh bear's best honey.
I don't know.
It's from Piglet.
Well
And this whatchamawhoosits,
my tigger caught it.
Isn't this enough, sir?
Hmm. This is all
very valuable stuff
but just not the right amount
for such a special rabbit.
See? No sign, no sale.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
You don't have
anything else to add?
I lost my rabbit.
Uh, Christopher Robin.
for Rabbit.
Of course. I forgot.
The biggest thing of all.
Yes?
Please, sir,
I'd like to add
a whole bunch of love.
Ha ha ha. Well,
now you're talking business.
Sold.
Yahoo!
Don't worry. Some day
you'll be special,
and, uh, somebody
will buy you, too.
Aw. You really think so?
Sure.
Uh
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Rabbit!
But But my birthday
was last week.
You forgot it.
Last week?
Rabbit, your calendar's
running fast.
It's missing a whole week.
Oh, what's this?
More guests, perhaps?
Why, you miserable beak brains!
I'll
For me?
Why, thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
I feel so, uh, special.