The Troop (2009) s01e10 Episode Script

[distant birds chirp]
[beeps and blips
from telescope]
Do you see anything?
Jake No.
Carp, mattress,
monster, inner tube
Hayley Wait,
did you say monster?
I think so.
[beeps from telescope]
The Borlak!
We've got it.
Lock and load.
[weapon clicks]
Fire!
[boom]
Stop fire! Stop!
I
Felix What the?
Ooops.
[splashes]
[Felix gasps]
It's gotta be out
there somewhere.
Yeah, well don't be so sure.
The Borlak has
never been caught.
And those who try,
live to regret it.
It's never been caught
because it's never met us.
We've got the best record
this year, worldwide.
Twenty-three disposals,
12 rehabs, and one non-capture.
It was either let Felix get
eaten or let the monster escape.
That's not an easy choice.
How's that a choice at all?
[Aqua-lure beeps]
There!
Felix, get out!
Come on, hurry up!
Jake Hurry.
Felix!
Hayley Felix,
get out of the water!
Come on, hurry up!
Jake Come on, faster.
It's right behind you!
Hayley Come on! Hurry up!
Felix, come on.Faster!
Please, hurry up.!
[boom]
Felix That was a close one
but I think we got it.
[snarls]
[fizzles]
[fizzles]
Hayley If either of you
think about turning around,
you'll be evaporated.
Brandenberg and as though
they are a very young team,
they're very dedicated and
I expect you to treat J-Troop
as you would treat your own.
The J-Troop will get
our full cooperation
and whatever they need.
Brandenberg Good.
Brandenberg, out.
Stockley, out.
Stockley, out.
Sir?
I don't know how to hang up.
Klaus!
Help me shut this thing off.
I hate this machine.
Stockley So,
where do we begin?
Great start.
[shouts in Japanese]
Let get 'em.
Hi-yaa!
[smacks]
Yaa!
Stockley Stop!
That's The Troop.
[speaks Japanese]
[speaking Japanese]
Stockley Jake, Hayley,
meet Yuki and Keiko.
Nice moves.
Jake Yeah,
interesting greeting.
I'm more of a handshake
- fist pump type of guy.
And Akira, apparently
International has taken notice
of your record.
They brought J-Troop in
to observe your technique.
I'll let you get acquainted.
You know, it's really
all about the team.
Akira, my good man, when I run
into trouble fighting monsters,
I always try to
remember one thing:
A.B.A. - Always Be Awesome.
Also, A.L.C. - Always Look Cool.
So two things: A.B.A. and A.L.C.
Simple.
Well, there's also, B.L.L.B.
but I forget what that means.
Felix!
That's not my name.
[squeals of excitement]
Mr. Felix, it is
an honor to meet you.
Guess it's true
what they say.
Ladies love vests.
[girls giggle]
Do I know you?
We are Yuki
and Keiko from J-Troop.
Keiko You are the hero
of Troops all over Japan.
We have followed your exploits
and many fascinating inventions.
Felix is the bomb!
[giggles]
And the bomb you invented,
is also the bomb.
[giggles]
Oh!
My pulsating gel vaporizer.
An amusing little weapon.
Gosh, that takes me back.
Oh, would you honor us
with your autograph?
I'll tell you what, how
about I show you the prototype.
Ooh!
Aah!
Felix Come on!
[girls gasp in excitement]
Akira I don't really
believe they existed.
Just a legend.
Oh, the Lakewood Troop
is real, my friend.
We put our pants on
one leg at a time -
be it regular pants or
rubber pants or whatever.
Yeah, he ah,
meant the Borlak.
Your English is
excellent by the way.
Thank you.
All J-Troop members
are required to know
at least two languages.
Well, I can turn my eyelids
inside out and look all crazy.
So, you know, not a competition.
Well, let's see if
we can find the Borlak.
Now, it just went back under
water but it has to come onto
land to feed so we're going
to see it soon enough.
Okay, well, keep us posted.
In the meantime, maybe
I can show Akira around.
Perhaps I can just
train with you.
Do you know Ju-Jitsu?
Yes, of course.
So was it easy saving
all these fools
from a Mongolian Death Worm?
[chuckles]
You bet it wasn't.
Ah, is that why they
avert their eyes
and pretend not to notice you?
Because your brightness
is like that of the sun?
Well, probably.
Scott All right,
so why don't you introduce me
to your friends, Felix?
Oh, think they can introduce
themselves, Scotty-boy.
Right, ladies?
I'm Yuki.
I'm Keiko.
I thought you were
going to hit him.
Oh, the only one who does
any kind of hitting around here
is me.
And your face.
And the floor.
You see, once I move you
into your new home,
I'm going to show
the girls around.
Felix Arhh!
[bang]
[girls snap fingers]
A little help?
[whack]
[whop whop]
[swoosh swoosh]
[swooshes]
[swoosh swoosh]
[smacks]
Do you always work this hard?
Only when I'm trying
to impress someone.
If you're so good
at pushing girls around,
why don't you try pushing me?
I mean
we found the Borlak.
Stockley And that yellow
light, that's our Borlak.
Jake What are
all the blue lights?
I think they're donut shops.
I don't think so.
[click click click]
Capturing the Borlak
would bring great honor
to the J-Troop.
It's almost as good an
honor to watch us capture it.
When we're done, I'll let
you take a picture of us.
Let's suit up.
And may I suggest two layers
of cloths for this one.
Hey, check this out.
[fingers snap]
Hewww!
We just came up with
that in the elevator.
What is your plan?
To take down the Borlak.
I know, but how?
You get in its way
and throw a net on it.
I mean strategy,
attack points,
like a written battle plan.
Ah, you're right.
"Throw a net on it."
Great.
Ready to go.
[Aqua-lure beeps]
Jake There it is.
Now let's show J-Troop
what makes us number one.
Awesome!
Is Akira watching?
Jake I don't trust that guy.
No guy is that together
unless he's up to no good.
Hayley Wow, Felix,
they love you.
I know, it's terrifying.
Let's get us a Borlak.
Here it comes.
[bubbling]
Now, when it pokes its
head out of the water,
you stun it with the Circuitron,
I'll shoot it with the net
launcher and Felix, use the
grappling hook to reel it in.
What if it doesn't poke
its head out of the water?
Then we'll switch to Plan B.
What's Plan B?
[Borlak gurgles]
[splashing]
Oooh!
[gasps]
Can I get that picture now?
Hayley So thanks
for humiliating us
in front of our Japanese guests.
Sorry I embarrassed you
in front of your boyfriend.
Hayley He's not my boyfriend.
Why, did he say something?
Quiet!
Obviously your mission
has been a huge disappointment.
I know I'm smiling,
but that's just the donut.
Jake It's okay.
We know what we did wrong,
we'll show J-Troop
how to do it tomorrow.
Akira Wrong.
Tomorrow we will teach you.
Teach us? I though
you were here to observe.
Right, that's what
you supposed to think.
But the truth is International
asked us to come monitor
your reckless style.
What are you talking about?
We're 23-12 and one.
Yeah, and that one
was only because it was
going to eat Felix.
You've obviously
gotten lucky.
Your lack of discipline
and order has prevented you
from reaching a higher level.
And now that I've seen
what you can not do,
I realize I have
much work before me.
Let us prepare.
Hello, ladies.
Felix is here
and you're welcome.
Tell me what I already know.
I am looking good.
Well, look alive ladies.
These books aren't going
to carry themselves.
Unless I invent a way
for that to happen.
Which, as you know, I could do.
They can't help loving me.
Looks like your bodyguards
had just about enough of you.
Akira and if
we follow this plan,
we can't fail
to achieve success.
Precision, intelligence
and planning.
But what if it turns on you?
It won't be able to.
We will have it triangulated
between the three of us.
It won't have anywhere to go.
Are you sure?
Of course, I'm sure.
I've take every variable
into consideration.
To allow room for improvisation
is to allow room for error.
Jake Oh, really?
Some things you can't plan on
like this
Arghh!
[slap]
Ahh! Okay, fine,
we'll do it your way.
Ow!
So what's our job?
Akira Your job is
to stay out of our way.
Felix Hey, guys, wait up.
Don't worry, I'm fine.
But the important thing is,
as my underwear started to rip,
I realized something
else was tearing
the bonds of our friendship.
I mean, what happed to us, huh?
Felix, we apologize.
Oh, thank you.
Keiko We made you our hero
and we did not really know you.
Yuki It was impossible
for you to live up
to our expectations.
We should have seen you
for what you are
Okay, that's enough.
gifted in some ways,
weak and conceited in others.
Apology accepted.
Now can you get back
to worshipping me?
Yuki?
Yu
Keiko?
What are they doing?
What are they
getting out of that?
Akira We are meditating,
not asleep.
We can still hear you.
Ready.
Nice.
We have it dead-ended
around the corner.
We'll keep it contained
using the sonar bollas.
Yuki, to the left.
Keiko, to the right.
No way the Borlak can get out.
Ah, what about the spray.
We have coated our cloths
with an anti-Borlak solution.
Jake They have that?
Yes, it's simple
mosquito repellant.
Felix I should
have thought of that.
Goggles.
Move out!
What?
Dude, it's burned into the
Lakewood City Planner's office.
[Borlak growls]
[smashing]
[growl]
[screams]
[snarl]
[deep growls]
Felix Oh, he crushed
my dentist's office.
Now it's personal.
Akira There's no record
of the Borlak's acids
being able to go through cement.
You always have to make room
for the unexpected.
Akira If we had all the
facts, the monster's behaviour
would not have been unexpected.
When was the last time you
updated the monster database?
It's up to date but monsters
are always evolving.
We didn't know it could
melt cement either.
Maybe you knew and
you just didn't tell us.
Are you accusing
us of sabotage?
No, that would
require a plan.
Felix Jake!
Stockley Stop it!
All of you.
You need to spend more time
finding the Borlak and less time
fighting each other.
Mr. Stockley, they
just accused us
I don't want to hear
all this bickering, Jake.
Now the truth is, there's
plenty of blame to go around.
That's why International
has decided to call in
the Dutch Troop.
Not the Dutch!
Felix Aaaah!
They are a vicious people.
We need to get the Borlak.
We can do it.
Just give us another chance.
You are relived of your
assignment - all of you.
The J-Troop's plane
leaves tomorrow.
And we'll see about
the re-assignment
of the Lakewood Troop.
Felix I can't believe
you guy are leaving.
It's tough on all of us, huh?
[slam]
Well, I guess since
you guys are packing,
I guess you're too busy
to give me a hug?
Like in the hallway,
where people could see?
Oreven in here.
I mean,
it's not like we have to take
a picture of it or anything.
I mean, unless you want to.
How can they
just re-assign us?
Our job is to
capture monsters.
If we can't do it, maybe
we should be re-assigned.
Jake We would have had a shot
at it if those arrogant jerks
at J-Troop hadn't
gotten involved.
They failed too.
They didn't act like it.
It is now time for us
to say our good-byes.
Even though we came
here as teachers,
I feel as though we still have
much to learn from each other.
Thanks.
For what it's worth, we
learned some stuff too.
Akira And Hayley, I've never
met anyone quite like you.
Thank you.
I'd be honored to fight
along side you one day.
Too bad we won't
get that chance.
I know, I can't believe
that the Borlak
is going to be caught
by somebody else.
I feel as though we would
have had a better chance
if we combine our skills.
If only we could do it again.
I'm in.
Hayley Ah, no.
We'll all get bounced
out of the Troop.
We've all been told we're
off the Borlak case.
Jake What are they
going to do, fire us twice?
Come on, Akira.
I know you don't want to go home
without catching this thing.
Hah, rules sometimes
need to be broken.
Awesome.
Now all we have to do
is get Felix on board.
Hey, guys, hear me out.
We're going after the Borlak.
I think we should
go after the Borlak.
I just said that.
And I said hear me out first.
I think I found a way to use the
Borlak's acid against itself.
Akira Excuse me, English
is not my first language,
but that sentence
seems really awkward.
I loaded the gel vaporizer
with a chemical that reacts
with the acid creating
an asphyxiating cloud.
I think we can knock
this thing out.
[girls squeal with excitement]
Let's carve this turkey!
Ha ha!
Ah, let's do this thing!
Ha, come on!
Felix Jake and Akira will
lure the Borlak to the shore
forcing it towards Hayley
and Keiko over here.
Akira Where they will capture
it using our restraining device.
Exactly.
And Yuki and I will knock it out
with the gel vaporizer.
Jake Now, let's do this!
Wait.
Goggles up.
Now let's do this.
How about a thumbs-up, everyone?
[aqua-lure beeps]
[water gurgles]
Akira We have it.
Jake It's coming your way.
[gurgles]
If this thing sprays us
with the same acid that
he went through the wall with,
we probably won't make it.
I am not afraid.
Me either.
But if I don't make it, will you
tell Akira I think he's cute?
Yes.
And will you do the same
with Felix?
That he's cute?
Uh-ha.
You know, I don't think that
means what you think it means.
Felix This could
actually work.
Of course it will, Felix.
You are the best.
Thanks.
[Borlak gurgles]
Oh!
[Borlak growls]
[Borlak roars]
[Borlak growls]
Akira Yes, we have
caught the elusive Borlak.
Dude, that was awesome.
Good work.
Hayley Let's hurry
and blast this thing
before it puts a hole
in the restrainer.
Open it a little
so I can fire.
[Borlak growls]
Felix Got it!
[Borlak's growl subsides]
Ah ha ha!
[fizzles]
[all gasp and scream]
It was great to
work with you, Akira.
If you ever need help
in Japan, give us a call.
I've already invited
Hayley to come visit us.
Oh, well.
Great, I guess.
We'll all go over together.
What is going on?
Hey, Mr. Stockley,
the funniest thing
[fingers snap]
[footsteps]
Felix thing has happened.
[mumbles]
Oh, the Dutch!
[thump]