Too Much (2025) s01e10 Episode Script

1
[uncomfortable silence]
[under breath] Fuck this.
[Boss] Ugh, gosh!
"Gosh," indeed.
What's wrong? You didn't
accessorize today.
Oh, says the girl who looks like she's in
a Bridgerton/Below Deck crossover episode.
Oh, and also, social media knows
that you, like, set fire to stuff.
-[Jess] Whoa.
-That's rude.
Turns out Raven is a
bit of a Google gumshoe.
[shakily] And he found something
from when I was straight.
-You were straight?
-Excuse me?
Yes, I was straight, okay?
I went to a very
conservative school.
-[beat playing]
-Yeah, let's go ♪
Okay ♪
-Call me Britney, bitch ♪
-[Kim] Mm.
'Cause my life's a circus ♪
These girls see me
They go berserk-us ♪
I love me some titty
And I love me some ass ♪
When I pull up to the
club I'm up on that ass ♪
A guy who likes pussy
That's what I am ♪
Cunnilingus, they call
that The Gary grand slam ♪
I bed these girls
Right where they lay ♪
Clean up on aisle clit
Like I'm Timmy Chalamet ♪
Yeah, Tufnell Park ♪
This goes out to
my home brothers ♪
[video stops]
Gary Gibbons?
You shouldn't shame
me for my name, okay?
It's wrong, and it's not nice.
And it should be illegal
and against the law.
Some people are made,
okay? Made, not born.
And some people
are born Garys.
[sniffles]
[Kim] Hmm.
Did you ever clean
up on aisle clit?
[stifles laughter] It's
really, uh hooky.
-[Boss groans]
-[both laughing]
[Boss] Stop. It's not hooky.
That's the whole point!
It's just not hooky!
How is that Like, the one
thing I'm bad at, I film.
-[Jess and Kim laughing]
-[Boss groans]
How many How many
producers on that song?
-Nine. Nine producers, yeah. Thank you.
-[Kim] Mm!
-It's not even a hook.
-Britney!
[Jess and Kim continue laughing]
-[laughter dies down]
-Is it a bit weird around here?
I'd say. Are you
drinking a Diet Pepsi?
I am. It's my
my only comfort.
Uh, are you okay?
Uh, it seems the whole
group is offish.
Oh, myself included.
I mean, I guess
I'm just grateful
that Felix showed me his
true colors, you know?
I thought I loved his crazy ass.
I do love him to
fuck off! I'd love that!
I mean, last week I suggested that
we get a joint bank account.
'Cause I thought it'd be fun.
And then he laughed 'cause he thought
I was kidding. I wasn't. I was serious.
I guess I'll just have to get
used to being alone, you know?
And then, in emergencies,
I'll have a
a kindly sex worker to come over and
jerk me off and get outta my hair.
I mean, I could just look at sex
like this, like, medical thing.
And then I could look at
love as, like, this lie.
All right.
Too much!
[solemn piano music playing]
[Felix sighs]
[Astrid wheezing]
[Felix] Astrid?
Why are you breathing so weird?
You okay?
-[Astrid coughing]
-Fuck. Shh, it's okay.
[quietly] Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
[Felix] It's okay.
I've definitely seen a
vet somewhere around here.
[softly] It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
[dog whines]
-[receptionist] to have a look.
-Excuse me. This is a dog.
It's breathing really
weird. Can I see a vet?
-Uh, like, I need to see a Ugh.
-[receptionist] I'm so sorry.
You can bring him in on
Wednesday at two o'clock.
-[murmurs] Excuse me.
-[receptionist] Oh!
There's like, listen
to the sound of this dog.
It's really fucked up. I
need to see a vet, please.
[monitor flatlining]
There's no heartbeat.
Get the oxygen.
[mournful piano music playing]
[background sounds fade]
Can you draw anything?
No pulse.
[gently] I think she's gone.
[beeping of monitor fades]
[Felix, softly] Fuck.
[sighing] Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
[takes a deep breath]
[sniffles]
[quietly] Oh fuck.
[exhales shakily]
[crying] Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
[sniffles] Oh fuck.
Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
-[door opens]
-[Jess] Oh my God! Is she okay?
[crying]
Oh my God! Oh my God!
[sobbing]
Oh my God! No! No, she's okay!
-She was probably looking for me!
-[Felix] It's okay.
-[Jess's sobs fade]
-[somber music ends]
-I knew that I was right about you.
-Can I just have a minute?
No, you are just like every
selfish man I've ever met.
-[Felix] Can I have a minute?
-You think you're so special.
-And you are a lie! You're a liar!
-Please, can I have a fucking minute?
-You're just performing for everyone.
-Please.
-You act different.
-I didn't kill your dog. Please.
Please, can I just have a minute?
Please. Can I just have a minute? Please.
[sniffles] Please.
Oh, I'm so sorry that you're
crying, that I made you cry.
You fucking cheated on
me, and my dog just died!
You'll never know what it's like
to take care of somebody else!
Stop! Oh my God!
-[Jess crying]
-[Felix panting]
[Felix sighs]
Please can you just fucking fuck
off for like five minutes, please?
Just fuck off for
like five minutes.
-Please!
-Okay. Okay. I will come over here.
[sobs, panting]
Look, I'm sorry that
your dog died, okay?
I'm sorry you've been
through shit. Like
I get that it's hard for you,
but, like, it's hard for
fucking everyone, okay?
I'm trying.
But, like, I'm a piece of shit.
That's what I am, okay? I've shown
you that. I've told you that.
You asked me to tell you
everything about myself.
I've told you, I'm a
fucking piece of shit.
But you're the fucking
same. [chuckles]
You come here, you act like
you're turning your life around.
You're the same fucking
bitch who came from New York.
Honestly, fuck you.
You're not allowed to
talk to me like that.
I have been so kind to you.
[sobbing] And I I sing for
you, and I took care of you.
You're not allowed to call me a bitch!
I'm good! I'm not a bitch! I'm good!
I'm special, and I'm bright,
and you don't care! [sobs]
I can't believe you put me
in the position that you did.
You fucking cheated on me!
I know that I'm not perfect, but
I would never do that to you.
And you're mean.
Cool.
[breathing shakily]
["Old Recliners" by
Role Model playing]
Thinkin' 'bout you ♪
You ♪
In the moment ♪
Thinkin' 'bout you ♪
You ♪
In the moment ♪
Hey! How is my reigning
queen of Christmas?
[inhales sharply]
Apparently not happy
with her gifts.
The irony is that
I hate Christmas.
I like New Year's Eve better because
it's kinda chic to spend it alone.
Mm, is it? [clicks tongue]
What's goin' on, honey?
Astrid died, and Felix and I broke up,
and I put everyone that I know on blast,
and it somehow all happened
within the same 24 hours.
Well, you've always liked
to go big or go home.
Yep, that's the phrase.
No, I mean, come home.
You've succeeded there
beyond our wildest dreams.
So just come back here,
and I'll rep you for ads.
We can start your career.
So just wrap up there,
and I'll get you a ticket.
In the moment ♪
[nostalgic indie-pop song fades]
Do you care to tell me
what was so important
that you had to talk to me right now
and take an Uber all the way out here
rather than just waiting
until I drop Dash off
at your "home" this weekend?
And I'm using the
term "home" loosely
because no one above 40 should live
in a communal space in Bushwick.
It's like a slutty salad bar.
I I agree with that.
Are you wearing
your wedding ring?
Yeah.
[sighs]
Yeah, I am.
Because I can't take
you hating me anymore.
When you hate me, I hate myself.
Well, I thought you were freeing
yourself from the chains of codependence,
so how I feel about you really
shouldn't matter at all.
It turns out, I
don't wanna be free.
It turns out, feeling trapped
in our life is freedom to me.
Did that sound more romantic
when you thought it?
[hesitates] It did.
It It definitely sounded
different in the Uber.
Both Codies dumped
you, didn't they?
No, one Cody dumped me.
Just the the girl Cody.
The boy Cody is still floatin'
around. But I don't want that.
I don't want any of that.
I wanna come home.
I want you.
[sniffles]
[tearfully] But I'm
very, very angry at you.
Then you should be angry.
I'm not afraid of you
being angry anymore.
What if I yell at you all the
time and I'm a horrible shrew,
then one day, I get so bad
that I, like, put a screwdriver
in your chest or something?
I think that sounds nice.
[Nora sighs]
[tender music playing]
[Nora crying softly]
Yeah. I've had a bit of
a shitty day, actually.
But, um come here and,
you know, try some shit out.
So, uh thank you.
[takes a deep breath]
[playing introspective tune]
In this modern panic ♪
Romance is flawed ♪
And everything you transmit ♪
Cannot be ignored ♪
Alone in lust ♪
A road to rust ♪
In this true love trajectory ♪
My love was
never meant to be ♪
For us ♪
Come a little closer ♪
I got nothin' to hide ♪
How do I live in the moment ♪
When I don't have much time? ♪
Alone in lust ♪
A road to rust ♪
In this true love trajectory ♪
My love was
never meant to be ♪
For us ♪
[wistful tune concludes]
[scattered cheers]
[Felix, softly] Thanks.
[Jess grunts]
["Bigger than the Whole Sky"
by Taylor Swift playing]
[cell phone chimes]
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
You were bigger
than the whole sky ♪
You were more than
just a short time ♪
And I've got a
lot to pine about ♪
I've got a lot
to live without ♪
I'm never gonna meet ♪
What could've
been, would've been ♪
What should've been you ♪
What could've been,
would've been you ♪
Did some bird ♪
Flap its wings over in Asia? ♪
Did some force ♪
Take you because
I didn't pray? ♪
Every single thing ♪
To come has
turned into ashes ♪
'Cause it's all over ♪
It's not meant to be ♪
So I'll say words
I don't believe ♪
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
You were bigger
than the whole sky ♪
You were more than
just a short time ♪
And I've got a
lot to pine about ♪
I've got a lot
to live without ♪
I'm never gonna meet ♪
What could've
been, would've been ♪
What should've been you ♪
What could've been,
would've been you ♪
What could've
been, would've been ♪
What should've been you ♪
-Could've been, would've been you ♪
-[shop bell jingles]
[ethereal, melancholic
ballad fades]
[rain pattering]
-Oh. I didn't see you.
-I'm so sorry I'm late.
I, um This meeting
that ran over.
-It was a whole thing. I'm so sorry. Hey!
-Hi.
Um, I hope it's okay I
reached out like this.
I, um I know I could have,
like, DMed you or something, but
this feels more personal.
Yeah. I mean, it's personal
'cause we're in person.
I'm glad that you text
me. It felt personal.
I love your hat, your sassy hat.
Oh my God, thank you.
I could send you one.
Uh, we have orchid and nude,
or I could do a custom
color if you wanted, or
Wow, that's so nice. Yeah,
maybe you can choose a color.
Yeah. Um, I think an
acid green would be nice.
I love acid green.
Um, okay. [clicks tongue]
Um, so
[sighs] Sorry.
-[Jess chuckles]
-Um
Okay. I've been putting
some pieces together, and
I'm I'm sorry
to ask you this.
I I was just kinda hoping
you could help me out.
Oh my God. Yeah!
Whatever it is I mean,
however I can. Yeah, sure.
So, Zev, um
When we first started dating,
he told me that you guys had
been separated for six months.
[scoffs]
He said that we were
separated? That's insane.
Yeah. He said, um, you were in therapy
and you decided it wasn't right.
And then, um, you consciously
Uncoupled? Don't say that he
said we "consciously uncoupled."
That's so funny, I
can't even laugh.
Yeah, this is obviously
what I was sensing. [scoffs]
Your face cream was in the
bathroom cabinet, and I was like,
"Why does this guy have so much
Cupcake Rosé around?" [chuckles]
-Do you like Cupcake Rosé? [chuckles]
-That's mine, yep.
But he just was like, "Oh no. I
love La Roche Posay and pink wine."
[chuckles sadly]
[inhales sharply]
[voice breaking] This
guy's kind of a dick, huh?
He's, like, so fucking
sarcastic. Jesus. [scoffs]
[clicks tongue, groans]
Yeah, it's like, he chooses strong
women just to tear us down. [sniffles]
I mean, it's not gonna age well.
[sighs] Actually, the truth is
he'll probably just find women
to do this to forever.
But not us.
It's so funny.
I mean, I've thought about this moment
in so many different ways. Like
Wondered how it would happen.
If I'd run into you guys on the street
and say something really cutting.
Or see you at his funeral and
whisper, "You're free now."
And run off in a cape.
[chuckles]
Or win an Oscar for coolest
ex-girlfriend and dedicate it to you.
This is so much better.
'Cause you're really lovely.
God, I've just I've been holding
on to this shit for so long,
and I don't really
want to anymore.
[laughs]
You know, I feel
like I realize now
that my joy's not gonna come
from his destruction or yours.
I'm just sorry that I didn't
figure that out sooner.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry if I was a part
of something that hurt you.
I It's just, like,
really not my deal.
I don't fuck with other women.
Like, I truly believe
that we can just
ease the burden for each
other, you know, generally.
Oh my God, yeah.
And, like, if you've experienced
trauma from this, like, I know him.
I know how he is. Like,
I'm here to help you.
I'm here. Like, we can talk about it.
We can start a, like, first wives club,
and we can maybe come up
with a plan to embarrass him.
Or, um, sort of, uh,
get some of his money
Definitely not that. [chuckles]
No.
I, um
I'm actually fine.
I'm gonna be fine. [chuckles]
I, um
Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes
things just don't work out.
You throw yourself
in feet first,
and then if it doesn't feel right,
you throw yourself right back out.
Yeah, I guess sometimes
things just don't work out.
I don't know. I
think it just, like,
makes way for what's right,
or at least what's wrong.
This is really
specific [chuckles]
But did he, like, not
wanna give you head?
-Like, literally ever?
-[laughs]
-He managed to go everywhere, but
-I know!
He never ever gives head!
It's like he has some sort of
Oh my God!
nervous, like, phobia
of pubic hair or something.
And his cum tastes weird.
I mean, cum always tastes weird,
but his really tastes weird.
-Also, I feel like he's into his mom.
-Oh my God.
-Like, he looks at her tits. I can tell.
-No, please. I can't. I can't.
[both chuckle sadly]
But, hey, I really do, um, you know,
hope you have that happy ending.
I mean, I want it for myself too,
to be clear, but I don't know.
You seem like you've been through
a lot, and I hope you find
the perfect person
for for you.
I mean, not the perfect man.
-Lord knows that doesn't exist.
-[both chuckle]
But, you know, perfect for you.
I guess I kinda feel like I did.
But I don't think he was
ready. Or maybe I wasn't ready.
Either way, we, like,
fucked it up. Mm, ruined it.
Are you sure?
I always say I can forgive
pretty much anyone who's
willing to say sorry.
And who tells the truth.
-[chuckles slightly]
-[server] Will you be ordering anything?
I think we're good.
-Thanks.
-[server] No problem.
You're my best friend.
[both laugh]
It was really nice to meet
you. Thank you for doing this.
[Jess chuckles] Thanks.
-I almost kissed your hand.
-Don't.
-But no, I won't kiss your hand.
-[both laugh]
[reflective instrumental
music playing]
[shop bell rings]
[door closes]
-[exhales slowly]
-[introspective music building]
[brakes squeak]
Oh, thank you so fucking much.
Anything for you, my queen.
Um, question. Where we goin'?
Okay. Do you know the M25?
Uh, yeah, I mean, it's an entire motorway.
Uh, encircles most of Greater London.
Oh yeah, that! I'd recognize
that service station anywhere.
They've got a beautiful Pizza
Express, and that place fucks!
[tires squeal]
[Gaz] Let's bloody go!
[Jess sighs] Oh my God, go!
[horns honking]
Come on! We're just sitting here. Don't
you know any shortcuts or something?
Shortcuts? Uh
[horn blaring]
[tires squeal]
Gaz, you're an animal!
-Oh my God, here we go!
-I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.
[Jess] Ooh!
I'm sorry if my driving's
a little bit erratic.
-[horn honks]
-Oh my God.
Ah, it's fine. Sorry. I didn't get
much sleep last night, to be honest.
Oh my God, me either. I mean, that
couple next door really fights hard.
Uh, I actually have a
few things to confess.
Uh, for starters,
that's actually my spot.
-[horns honking]
-You live there? Who keeps yelling "cunt"?
Uh, that's my mum. Mostly.
If she was a man, I would
have called the police,
but, um, her female
energy is unmatched.
[tires squeal]
Secondly, there was never
a dog. That was a lie.
-Keep those eyes open.
-Okay. All right.
And my leg was completely fine.
It never really got bitten off.
It's just Um, I wanted
you to think I was cool.
I mean, you are cool. You're cool. You're
the coolest, coolest guy in London.
-I'm all right.
-[both scream]
-You're okay! You're okay.
-What? What you doing?
-Final confession, I am in love with you.
-[chuckles]
What are you talking about?
[laughing] Gaz, that is crazy!
[Gaz] No, I am. Seriously.
I've loved you since the moment I
laid eyes on you for the first time.
-[horns honking]
-[tires squeal]
What? I'm old enough
to be your mother!
When you first met me, you thought I
was the person on my phone. This person!
If you was my mum, you would have
had to have me when you was nine.
My point being is that you
understand me, Jessica.
-All right? You laugh with me, not at me.
-Oh!
And if I'm being completely
honest, you're my rock.
That's the most lovely
thing I've heard.
I'm not trying to be condescending,
but you don't love me.
You just live with angry British
people who throw things and yell.
I see your sweetness
and your softness.
Now that I am thinking about
it, I've never wanked to you.
-Well, that's fuckin' rude of you to say.
-[chuckles]
I might be your mom, but
I'm your hot teen mom.
I'm too naughty. You
don't wanna mess with me.
You don't wanna see what
I can do to a popsicle.
[tires squeal]
[energetic music playing]
[Gaz] There they are. All
the lot of those freaks.
[protestors] What do
we want? Low emissions!
When do we want them?
All right. Just drop me
off here. I'll get out.
Get out? Well, I I can't stop on
a motorway, so just bear with me.
-[horns honking]
-[protestors clamoring]
Thank you, Gaz.
Anything for you,
my American beauty.
-Okay.
-All right. Hang on a minute
[horns honking]
[brakes squeak]
[chuckling] I'm so
sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry, Gaz!
No, I'll be One second.
[panting] Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Don't move!
I'm just comin' out of nowhere.
Just stop looking at me.
-[Auggie] When do we want them?
-[group] Soon! I
-[Auggie] What do we want?
-[group] Low emissions!
[Jess] I need
glue! Who has glue?
Some of us actually
have jobs, you fuckwits!
You should have taken
the train, shouldn't you?
[Jess] Who has glue?
-[Auggie] When do we want them?
-[group] Soon!
-[Auggie] What do we want?
-[group] Low emissions!
[Auggie] When do we want them?
[Jess] Hi. I don't care
that you fucked old lady.
Oh yeah, sorry. I feel
really bad about that.
But, like, for the record, I
don't even think she was that old.
Well, you said old,
so I figured over 60.
Well, maybe. She
might be late 50s.
It feels like Don't get me wrong.
Like, I would fuck an old lady.
What?
No, but, as in, I feel like you're
picturing someone really old.
Like Like gray hair. Like,
really haggard and, like, wrinkly.
But, like, she's, like, I dunno.
She probably, like, puts milk
and oil on her face and stuff.
Like, she has, like, that vibe.
Actually, sorry. I dunno why
I'm fighting you on this.
I'm happy to see you.
I feel like when I'm with
you, I'm, like, safe.
And also, it can be scary 'cause I
think you're the most surprising,
amazing, like, brilliant, like,
freaky creative alien I've ever met.
And that can make me feel scared. The
idea of losing you is really scary.
And so I think I just sped up
the process of breaking up.
We broke up 'cause of that,
though you shouldn't
have fucked that woman.
That's what I did. I'm
Mr. Sabotage. Like
Like, I did as much
of that as you did.
-[Jess chuckles]
-Amen.
We're the sabotage twins.
I don't wanna be twins,
though, 'cause I still
-I don't
-You crack on.
[laughs] Okay.
I think, um, that you're like this alien,
but you also feel like home, you know?
It just doesn't make sense,
but it also makes so much
sense, the most sense to me.
Just us. We don't make sense,
but we also make sense.
-Guys, the pigs. What do we want?
-[group] Low emissions!
When do we want them?
My time here in London's over, but I
wanted you to know before I left
-Okay, the police are here.
-Shit.
what this time meant to me.
I adore you. And I I don't wanna
live in fear and regret, you know?
I don't wanna live with
that. I wanna feel light.
And I want to let you know
that you're wonderful.
Not despite all of your
baggage, but because of it.
You, like, healed me.
-Are you sure?
-[Jess] Please don't arrest me!
Please! I I'm a
capitalist, you know?
I love global warming! I think it's
great. I mean, it's part of life, right?
That Is Is that a spatula?
You guys are really winging it.
Okay! I'm getting
up. I'm getting up.
I don't understand why he's
not getting arrested but I am.
Haven't you done
anything for love?
I mean, I'm just making
a big motion for love.
I wanted to tell
him that I love him!
Do you wanna get married?
What?
It's a genuine question.
Do you want to get married?
-Are you making fun of me?
-No.
Uh I just, um I feel
like it's a weird time.
Am I not getting Why are
you arresting her, not me?
-Are you taking me?
-Is someone else gonna arrest me?
-I think I need to think about it
-[Felix] Why have you arrested her?
Okay, be careful with them! All right?
You don't need to drag them like that!
[Felix] Actually, can I jump
in together with you guys?
Just 'cause, like, Ubers
are really expensive.
-We're in the middle of a conversation.
-I don't know if you have weapons.
Are we getting in the same car? I
feel like you're so [screams]
-[laughs] Oh my God! Go, go, go!
-[nostalgic folk-rock song playing]
Don't Don't let
He's really fast.
You don't want him. He's
a really good Christian.
I'm so tired of
workin' every day ♪
[sighs deeply]
Yes, yes! Got it.
["I Want to See the Bright
Lights Tonight" continues]
If you've got the cab fare,
mister You'll do all right ♪
I want to see The
bright lights tonight ♪
A couple of drunken nights
Rollin' on the floor ♪
[group squeals]
Welcome home.
[Nic] Never again will a man
get between us, girls. Never.
-Fuck Trent!
-Fuck him! Fuck him!
-[Nic] We were so close.
-Morning.
Oh, morning! [chuckles]
[exhales]
[trainer] Gorgeous!
Lots of engagement.
-Nice and loose. Come on.
-And then come down here. Fantastic!
That's excellent!
So good, darling.
Yes! Now we're gonna
trot. Dum, dum, dum!
I wanna see the
bright lights tonight ♪
Can you imagine? This
is genuine monkey fur.
Oh, really?
Actually, we don't have to
imagine because we're seeing it.
-[grandma] But touch it.
-I would rather not.
-No, Mom. It's upsetting.
-[grandma] Ingrates.
-Because gorillas think.
-They think.
And they can
[kisses] sign.
-And they think.
-[grandma] You just don't like me.
-Know what, Grandma? I'll take it.
-[grandma] Are you sure? Otherwise
[Nora] Grandma, look at me.
I want a picture of you.
Your lens cap is on, though.
Honey, I was a photo minor. I
know when my lens cap is on.
Well, he is right, but
you're spiritually right.
She's always right.
Strange, isn't it? We use the word, um,
"matrimony" to mean the married state,
But actually Do you know,
what it actually derives from
is "mater," meaning "mother."
And then the second part, "monia," means
an activity or a device towards something.
So the matrimony means preparing
a girl, not to be married,
but to be a mother.
Do you think they'll have
vanilla cake, Pa? [gasps]
[speaks Japanese]
Victoria sponge.
[giggles happily]
I bet you she wears something
from ASOS. Not to be rude.
That's not rude. I mean, she'd
make Gucci look like ASOS.
Please stop the gossip.
Like, my heart is broken.
You're so brave.
Just muy caliente. So brave.
-I'm brave and sexy.
-I know.
I hope they will get divorced
when they see the outfit.
-They will, 100%.
-Daisies?
-[Polly 2] Do you want some daisies?
-There you go.
-Daisy for a daisy. [chuckles]
-Oh wow. Smells like shit.
[laughs] Sorry, but what
the fuck are you wearing?
What, are you having a duvet day?
You're wearing white to a wedding.
You look like a baby that's
about to get christened.
It's insane.
You're not very nice to me,
and I don't like it at all.
What?
What? I didn't realize you
wanted me to be nice to you.
-What are you talking about?
-Have you, uh, ever been divorced?
[Kim] I have.
Would you like to again?
Uh, I don't shop in that
aisle anymore, but thank you.
Ah, well, uh, my
hair's quite long,
so if my head were between
your legs, you'd hardly notice.
That's That's a joke
about eating my pussy. Okay.
Honey, you've gotta go
uh, explore the space.
-Lovely to meet you.
-[Boss] It's an amazing church.
-[Kim] Thank you.
-Kim, can I talk to you?
Uh, yes. Speak freely.
Um
My behavior was pretty inexcusable
in so many different ways,
and I'm really sorry.
But if you wanna do
anything we did again
Um you let me know.
-Okay.
-Okay.
I'll think about it.
Please do.
Still thinking.
Okay.
[wedding march playing]
-[Auggie] They're coming! Here they come!
-[Boss] They're coming!
[guests cheer]
[Wendy] Dear Jessica,
here's your T-shirt.
I would never have worn it if I thought
someone else was missing it so much,
but thank you for letting me
hold on to it for a while.
It was a great transitional
wardrobe moment,
but I definitely won't be
needing it this season.
Hopefully the next shirt
will fit me a little better.
Hope you can make this one
work with your new look.
Yours, Wendy Jones.
P.S. You're funny.
I fuck with you.
[guests cheering]
-How long do you wanna stay married?
-Wait, what?
Fuck you. That's not
funny. Are you kidding?
-[laughs]
-Are you kidding?
-I'm kidding.
-[both laugh]
Or am I?
Stop. Stop it. You're
kidding. That's enough.
-Am I?
-Stop!
Just like that! And cut!
In this modern panic ♪
Romance is flawed ♪
And everything you transmit ♪
Cannot be ignored ♪
Is this cycle magic? ♪
Or just a cosmic force? ♪
Are we a habit? ♪
All of my thoughts ♪
Alone in lust ♪
A road to rust ♪
In this true love trajectory ♪
My love was
never meant to be ♪
For us ♪
On this lonely planet ♪
We can't protect our world ♪
'Cause we're
collateral damage ♪
And it's so out of control ♪
So what's the
use of planning ♪
When all I do is fold? ♪
Trippin' over our sadness ♪
I'm waiting for your call ♪
Alone in lust ♪
A road to rust ♪
In this true love trajectory ♪
My love was
never meant to be ♪
For us ♪
[tender song fades]