Yellowjackets (2021) s01e10 Episode Script

1
Obviously, we can't leave him here.
What did you need my help with?
We need you to get rid of a body.
Nobody else knows about the blackmail?
- Randy.
- Randy Walsh?
He's my best friend, Shauna.
I had to turn to somebody.
- You lied to me.
- I made a mistake.
Well, apparently, so did I.
I need your help.
Somebody closed Travis's bank account,
and I need to find out who.
Lottie's dreams and omens
and whatever the fuck that is.
- What is it?
- I think it will keep you safe.
My wife moved out.
I took a 15-year marriage,
and set it on fire. For what?
We have dresses, we have booze.
- We can have a Moon Homecoming.
- A Doomcoming.
Has someone seen the mushrooms?
Uh, yeah. They're in the stew.
I think Misty poisoned me again.
I think she poisoned all of us.
- Misty, just stop!
- Aah!
I don't love you. I love Paul!
- Who's Paul?
- He's my boyfriend.
Something's coming.
We won't be hungry much longer.
You took something that
doesn't belong to you.
What? Hey!
No. Gloria? When?
Last night. Another stroke.
- And she was so young.
- She was 89.
I can't believe I didn't
get to say goodbye to her.
Do you know if they'll
be having a service?
I was like a daughter to her.
Oh, that's okay, I'll just
ask Kenny at the morgue.
He's always
got the 4-1-1.
Anyways, I got to go.
Just came by to grab my Tupperware.
You ladies have fun.
- Ah.
- Here.
What, are you planning on
taking home leftovers? Hmm.
I needed a cover story.
I got gloves, waste disposal
bags, oxygenated bleach.
Why didn't we just go to the store?
Because 12% of all killers are caught
buying cleaning supplies.
Also, regular bleach
leaves behind hemoglobin
for the luminol tests.
This stuff is the good stuff.
Well, good to know, Misty.
Listen, before we go, I just want
to go over the terms of our deal.
Oh. What do you want,
a blood oath from me?
I said I would go, so I'm going.
Christ, I've been looking
everywhere for you.
Are you all right? I
Why wouldn't I be?
Well, last night, I
I'm fine. No, a actually,
I'm better than fine.
I finally got laid, so
I'm fucking great. Hmm?
Look, I don't care about what happened
with you and Jackie right now.
I just need to know that you're okay.
Travis, they had a fucking
knife to your throat.
They were going to
I don't know, but I know that
I said I was fine, didn't I?
I'm gonna go look for Javi.
He's not here?
Well, do you want any help?
Nope.
Well, aren't we a
bunch of Gloomy Gusses.
Who died?
No, but seriously. Who is this guy?
Misty?
Really? This is your big brainstorm?
Do you have a better idea?
I think what you mean
to say is, "Hi, Misty.
It's so great to see
you after all this time.
Thanks for swinging by and
helping us cover up a murder."
Why does everyone keep using that word?
It's not like I woke up
this morning and thought,
"Hmm. What am I gonna do today?
I know. I'll find out my boyfriend
is a creepy stalker
and stab him to death."
I'm going to prison.
I'm going to prison
for the rest of my life.
No, you're not. None of us are,
as long you listen to me
and do exactly what I say.
Okay? So, if you haven't already
turned off your phones,
I suggest you do that now.
Where's his?
I I took it home,
and I put it in my safe.
Okay. As soon as we're done
here, you're gonna go home,
you're going to wipe it
and destroy the SIM card.
All right? And then do
the same thing to yours.
I didn't see any security cameras.
Did anybody neighbors
see you come in here?
I I don't think so.
Okay, great. Then we're
just destroying evidence.
Shauna, you're the best
with a knife, clearly.
So you'll handle the body.
I mean, cut it up.
Oh, God. Are you okay to do that?
- Yeah.
- I'll help you.
So, then, it's just me and
Tai on, uh, clean-up duty.
Oof, boy, he sure was a gusher, huh?
Well, what are we waiting for, ladies?
Let's suit up and get to work.
Thanks.
Do you still remember how to do that?
It's just like riding a
really gross, fucked-up bike.
So, after your boyfriend killed Travis,
you didn't notice that
he was acting weird?
Natalie, stop it.
I was with him the day Travis died.
Okay?
Well, he was working with somebody else.
That's so obvious.
I need to get my hands
on his cell phone.
- I need to see his texts.
- Or maybe, it's just a coincidence.
And Travis did actually
just kill himself.
All this time, you've been
looking for some big conspiracy.
What if the truth is just that
we're all fucked in the head
from what happened to us,
and you're searching for
answers that don't exist?
No. That didn't occur to me.
Nat.
I know what it's like
the numbness, the the paranoia.
Sometimes I look at the world around me,
and it's like all the light
has just gone out of it.
Maybe Travis just couldn't
stand to live like that anymore.
Maybe you need to start
trying to forgive him.
Ooh. I just got the
craziest case of déjà vu.
And here I thought the worst thing
that was gonna happen to me this
week was losing this election.
Well, I voted for you.
And I only registered
so I could get jury duty.
When do they call the results?
Tomorrow.
Oh, God. Is that the ?
The rest is, um, draining in the tub.
Okay, perfect. So, when that's done,
put it in a suitcase and bury
it out at Hacklebarney Park.
I've got a shovel in my
trunk, which you can borrow.
I do want it back.
And I took the liberty
of packing up some of
his clothes, some books
and toiletries and stuff.
And I'll take this with me
and get rid of it. That way,
if anyone comes looking for him,
it just looks like he went on a trip.
And after that? I mean, what
if an animal digs him up?
What if a hiker's dog sniffs him out?
Well, it won't matter.
I mean, torsos are useless. Duh.
That's the whole point.
You only have to worry
about the head and the hands.
So, what's the plan with those?
Don't worry about it. I'll handle that.
Hey. I, uh, I boiled
some drinking water,
if you guys are as hungover as I am.
Has anyone seen Jackie?
I have nothing to say to you.
To any of you. I mean, what the fuck?
Yeah, like you're so innocent.
Hey, I'm not the one who went
completely fucking insane last night.
Right. No, you were too
busy screwing Travis.
Whoa, hey. Look, I'm sure that
we all said and did some stuff
that we regret last night
on account of the shrooms.
- So, I think that the best thing for us to do is just
- Wait, wait. Shrooms?
Okay, yeah.
That makes sense.
Oh, shit. The broth.
You drugged us?
No, I didn't.
Okay, yeah, it was an accident.
- They were meant for Ben.
- Oh, my God.
Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
They were my mushrooms.
And you stole them to put
them in your stupid soup.
Besides, you know, none of
this would have even happened
if he wouldn't have tricked me
into falling in love with him.
- Oh, Misty, would you
- Wait. Stop!
Do you hear that?
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Okay.
All right. Everyone stay calm.
How the fuck are we supposed to do that?
Who who has the gun?
Where's the gun?
Natalie has it. We saw her.
Shauna, the knife.
Lot, don't.
- Lottie, what are you doing?
- Shh.
Yeah
All I wanna do is
zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is
zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is
zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
What if they know it was us?
Look, I mean, it's it's it's fine.
Come on. Just act normal.
I'm fucking choking here, dude.
I I've been in, like,
a million conversations.
Why can't I think of anything to say?
Check baby, check baby,
one, two, three, four
There he is.
Oh, hey.
Your Highness.
Wow.
Somebody's been working out.
I mean, I've seen your
commercials, but these days,
with all the filters and the
facetunes and the whatnot,
you never really know.
- Hey, Allie.
- Oh. Hi, Randall.
Where's Shauna? I haven't seen her yet.
You know, she's running a little late.
This place looks really
great, by the way.
Thank you. I feel such a sense
of responsibility, you know?
Not just as class chair,
but as a member of the team.
I don't know if you know this,
but I was supposed to
be on the plane that day.
Yeah. Right. That must be, uh, weird.
It is. These reunions
are such an important way
to honor the unique bond we all share.
Our trauma bond.
And this is the big one.
Ten who cares?
Twenty everyone is
busy with kids, careers.
But 25 that's reunion pay dirt, baby.
Tonight is gonna be special.
Shauna is coming, isn't
she? You both did RSVP.
Yeah. Uh, yeah. You
know, she'll be here.
I am so, so sorry for your loss.
I mean, I'm just devastated.
She was like a mother to me.
Which, if you think about it,
kind of makes us sisters.
I'm sorry. Um, who are you again?
Misty. Misty Quigley. From Sunnyview.
I was your mother's nurse.
Or, as I like to think
of it, her guardian angel.
Of course.
Well, thank you for coming.
I'm sure Mom was lucky to have you.
Oh. I was the lucky one.
Well, she was really there
for me when I needed it.
Always smiling, always laughing.
Well, not literally, of course.
After the last stroke, she pretty much
lost all control of
her facial musculature.
But you could still
really sense her inner joy.
Um, I'm sorry. Are you confused?
My mother was Gloria DeGenaro.
May she rest in peace.
But I don't need your practiced lines
Are you okay?
How is it possible that this is
the most scared I've been all day?
Right?
Oh, my God! Oh, hey, girl.
Hey! It's been forever.
What have you been up to?
- Tell me.
- Um, yeah.
You know, gardening,
PTA, dismembering my lover's corpse.
Oh, okay.
Come on.
Wait up.
- Wow!
- Wow.
I said I would come.
I made a deal, okay?
All right. Let's fucking do this.
You gotta keep 'em separated
Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The kids are strapping on
their way to the classroom
Getting weapons with
the greatest of ease
The gangs stake their
own campus locale
And if they catch you slipping
then it's all over, pal
If one guy's colors
and the others don't mix
They're gonna bash it up, bash
it up, bash it up, bash it up
Hey! Man, you talking back to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey! Man, you disrespecting me
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey, they don't pay no mind
You showed up.
If you're under 18
you won't be doing
- Any time
- How you doing?
- Good.
- I can't believe you're all actually here.
This is gonna be so much fun.
Okay, let's get a picture.
Who can take a picture?
Muriel! Muriel, get over here.
- Come on, photo of the year.
- Oh, with me?
- Nobody blink.
- Hey
Come out and play
Here, I can help you with that.
I already got the fire started.
Yeah, right.
Like we're gonna trust
you around the food.
Look, I'm just trying to help.
Okay? So just
Oh, my God, Misty,
just get the fuck away!
Shauna, don't.
It'll make you sick.
Hey.
Come on.
Talk to me.
Why?
So you get to tell me how dumb I am?
You're not dumb.
I think something really,
really scary happened to you.
And you're trying to deal with it.
I get that, but, Van
I saw something, Tai.
After it happened.
I don't think I was dead.
But I wasn't really alive, either.
I think I was, like
in-between
or something.
You were in shock.
- Your body was
- No.
I know what I saw.
I don't know what it meant.
But I know I saw something.
Something was out there
with us.
Okay, so
you had a near-death experience.
And now you believe in, what?
Ghosts?
Tree demons?
Wood sprites? Come on
Don't do that.
I get that you're scared, too.
But don't act like you have any clue
what's happening out here.
Because you don't.
Van.
You believe that Sporty Spice is
the most underrated Spice Girl.
You believe that Scully
is way too good for Mulder.
- You do not believe in whatever this is
- Yeah, well, maybe I do.
And if that's gonna be a problem
then just say it.
Okay?
No.
It's
it's not. It's, it's okay.
We're okay, okay?
I wish I could say I
remember him better.
You two were a lot alike, actually.
Why?
Because we both loved you?
He killed himself.
He really killed himself.
I know.
Kev?
Are you coming?
I got to go.
But, uh
take care of yourself.
Okay?
I hope you find
whatever it is you really need.
Hi, uh, can I have, uh, two cabernets,
a beer, and a white
wine spritzer, please?
Sup, foxy lady?
Uh, you know what?
Could you make that, uh,
four tequila shots, doubles?
Hell yeah! We partying tonight, or what?
Um
Shit.
He told you, didn't he?
When she woke up late
in the morning light
If you ever tell anyone
what the two of you did,
I will fucking end you.
I will gut you like a pig.
And if they find your
body, which they won't,
it won't matter, because you will be
un-fucking-recognizable.
Understand?
So you're mad, then?
Yeah, Randy. I'm mad.
And I can't be mad at Jeff right now,
so looks like it's you.
Thank you so much.
I get that.
Good.
You're a good friend.
All that she wants
Should we wait for Natalie and Travis?
Uh, you know what? I'm pretty
sure they've got some stuff
to sort out, so they
can eat when they get back.
Lottie, last night you said
we wouldn't be hungry much longer.
How did you know?
I just did.
Yeah, it's called getting lucky.
The bear probably just smelled us
and came looking for food, okay?
Probably had something wrong with him.
It didn't look sick.
Honestly, at this point,
I don't even think I care.
Can we just eat?
Wait.
Should we maybe
say something?
Like, like thanks or grace or
whatever?
Yeah.
Just make it quick. Okay?
Lot?
Let's join hands.
I love myself
Ooh, shooters! I've never
done one of these before.
Good call. I swear to God,
if one more person tells me
I've been in their
thoughts and prayers
- I will
- I want to make a toast.
I forget myself
To old friends.
I don't want
Anybody else, when
I think about you
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
- Boo!
- Shut the fuck up, Doug.
You're a grown man.
WordDefinition.net defines a "reunion"
as "a union that is happening again."
"A convention of friends,
relatives, or associates
after a period of separation."
And, indeed, a graduating class
will forever be united by their
shared high school experience.
But as the Wiskayok High
Class of '96
we are united by something even greater.
Together, we went through
a tragedy, and tonight,
together, I'm hopeful we
can finally, truly heal.
But in order to move forward,
we must first look back.
Who can say where
For this gift from the wilderness,
we give our thanks.
Only time
And who can say
Thank you.
If your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time
To the spirit of the bear,
who sacrificed so that we could survive,
we give our thanks.
Thank you.
And to the ancient gods
of the sky and the dirt,
we give our thanks.
Thank you.
You didn't say it.
Jackie didn't say it.
They were our classmates, our teachers,
our friends, but they
were more than that.
They were strong.
They were courageous.
Only time
They were, and they remain,
a true inspiration.
Where the day flows?
Only time
No, I did not thank the dirt for
bringing us a brain-dead bear.
What is even happening right now?
The fuck is wrong with you all?
It's fine, you guys.
She doesn't have to
Oh, shut up, Tai.
Don't pretend like you
weren't a part of it.
What, we're we're we're
just not gonna talk about it?
We just howl at the moon
now and have fucking orgies?
And somehow I'm the one
who did something wrong?
- Whoa, wait, what?
- Jackie, calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down!
What were you gonna do to
Travis last night, Shauna?
Answer me.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Bullshit.
You had a knife to his throat.
If we hadn't come, you
would have killed him.
Just shut up!
None of this would have happened
if it wasn't for you. If you hadn't
Hadn't what?
Huh?
Stolen him?
Wow.
The irony.
Shauna was fucking Jeff
behind my back, you know that?
Yeah. That's who's really responsible
for her little bundle of joy.
It was you.
You read my journal.
How could you?
You were my best friend.
You you you don't even like him.
And how would you know?
You're so obsessed with yourself,
I'm surprised you're aware
other people even exist.
You know you never even asked
me if I wanted to go to Rutgers?
You just assumed I'd
go wherever you wanted.
You tell me what to wear, what to do,
who to hook up with. I
don't even like soccer!
But you just get everything you want.
All the time like it's nothing.
And the rest of us, we're just extras
in the movie of your fucking life.
Oh, my God, you're such a cliché.
Oh, is the, is the sad
little sidekick mad?
Did I force you to live
in my shadow, Shauna?
It must be hard being
this jealous all the time.
What? You're so fucking jealous
of me, you can barely breathe.
Are you quoting Beaches at me right now?
What?
No.
I'm not jealous of you, Jackie.
I feel sorry for you.
Because you're weak.
And I think that deep down, you know it.
I'm sure everyone back
home is so fucking sad
to be losing their
perfect little princess,
but they'll never know how tragic
and boring and insecure you really are.
Or how high school was the best
your life was ever gonna get.
Fuck you.
That's it.
You know what? That's it.
That's it. Get get out.
Go on, get out!
No.
I can't be around you, I I can't even
fucking look at you right now.
Well, that sounds like your problem.
So maybe you should leave.
Maybe you'd be better off,
since we're all so crazy.
Okay, everybody just stop.
- Nobody is going outside.
- Stay out of it, Coach.
You know what? Fine.
Jackie, come on. Don't go outside.
Don't pretend like this
isn't what you wanted
the entire fucking time.
I don't even know who you are anymore.
Or maybe you never did.
Now, traditionally, we'd end tonight
with a dance from our
class king and queen.
But while she isn't here with us,
I know that this is what
Jackie would have wanted.
Jeff.
Shauna.
Get up here!
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Yeah! Yeah!
You want to make a break for it?
Yeah!
Come on, you two!
Get your butts on the dance floor.
Dance, dance, dance!
Come on!
Here we go!
There used to be
A graying tower
Alone on the sea
Are you all right?
Um yeah.
The light on the dark side of me
I'm fine.
Love remained a drug
So, uh
did you ?
Like, did they ? Is he ?
Yes.
I took care of it.
But, um
I think the less you
know about it, the better.
Baby, I compare you to a kiss
Right.
You know, I think we're
gonna be all right.
The stranger it feels, yeah.
Well
don't hold out on me.
How was the reunion?
It was, uh,
it was amazing.
Sorry I slept in so late.
I'm a little hungover, to be honest.
- Mm.
- We did shots.
- Sounds pretty wild.
- It was. I mean,
it was just so fun to be
with old friends, you know?
And everyone wanted to talk to us.
It really showed me
how people want no,
need to hear my story.
But I'm still strapped to a bed here,
so I'm guessing there's a "but" coming.
I want to do this. I really do.
But how do I know that
the second I let you
go, you're not gonna
What, gonna go to the police?
Misty, do you know
what I do for a living?
Stick your nose into
other people's business?
I'm a fixer.
I clean up messes for
the rich and the powerful.
It's fucking disgusting work.
I'd say it was
soul-crushing, if I remembered
what it felt like to have one.
And honestly, the kind of
money we're talking about here,
even my little slice of it
I have done a lot of things
that I cannot forget or undo,
but at least I'd be able
to stop adding to the list.
So if you think this little
stay here at the Caligula Inn
is enough to make me
rethink our partnership,
you haven't gotten to know me at all.
Hey. I'm glad you called.
Sorry I wasn't there last night.
I just didn't think that, um
you know.
How are you?
Well, I'm working on my
concession speech, so
I'm sorry, Tai.
Are you?
Look, I'm calling to
let you know that, uh,
I'll be swinging by
later tonight to pick up
some things, some
clothes, toys for Sammy.
Yeah, of course. Uh, I won't be there.
I have to be with my staff for
when they announce the results.
You don't want me to be there.
I just think it might
be easier for Sammy.
Right. Is he there? Can I talk to him?
He's actually on a playdate with, uh,
a kid named Elvis,
if you can believe
that. Look, I'll call you
tomorrow. You can
talk to him then, okay?
Okay.
I love you, Simone.
I'll call you tomorrow.
I parked your car out front.
I even filled up your gas tank
- and topped up your wiper fluid.
- Misty.
What?
- Misty!
- Okay, fine.
I threw them out, but
it's a disgusting habit.
And do you have any idea how
bad those things are for you?
Yeah. It's why I do it.
Come on, you know I'm
just gonna buy more.
Save me a stop.
So, what's our next move? Dr. Phil?
Oprah?
Should I get a, um, uh, a publicist?
Eventually, yes. Uh, first,
I'm just gonna call a few contacts
I have at the big lit agencies.
But you let me worry about all
that, you know, earn my keep.
You just, for now, start thinking about
who you want to play you in the movie.
Meryl Streep.
No, no, no. No. Scarlett Johansson.
Okay.
Or who's the one in that thing,
about, um, those rich
ladies that kill that guy?
Fuck.
Javi?
Javi!
Javi!
I, uh
I can't, I can't find him.
Well, he he might be at the cabin.
No.
Something happened last night.
Then I'll help you look.
I don't want your help.
I know.
I don't want your fucking help, Nat.
I know.
Mm.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't want to.
I fucking love you, Natalie.
What the fuck?
Fucking bitch.
This good boy was
actually a very bad dog.
Oh.
- I think we should get a cat.
- Hmm?
I think cats are underrated.
Mm.
Yeah.
Well, I hope this cat behaves itself.
It'll wind up in the chili pot.
- Weirdo.
- Hey.
What's up, Kokomo?
What is happening right now?
- Just
- We're watching television.
Why don't you join us?
I have trig homework.
And this is weird.
You can sit down for a while.
Your homework can wait. Now come on.
Come on. I was about to make popcorn.
And now turning to
the state senate race,
where results are expected momentarily
in Taissa Turner's effort
to unseat incumbent Phil Bathurst.
Come on. Get out here.
It's almost time.
Okay.
leaving her
supporters' hopes tonight
for victory remote at best.
Shh. Everybody, quiet down.
This is it.
Now, with numbers
coming in from precincts
throughout the 31st district,
it's starting to look like
this race was much closer
than anyone anticipated.
Just go talk to her.
I didn't know commercials still existed.
Ouch.
You know, I'm in a commercial.
In local news, authorities are asking
for assistance in finding a
Hoboken artist who's gone missing.
Sheriff O'Conner says Adam
Martin, 36, was last seen Monday.
Concerned family and friends said
they have not heard
from him in several days,
prompting them to alert authorities
about his disappearance.
Of course I burned it.
But, um, then I added
a whole bunch of butter,
so it should be okay.
Okay, kiddo, why don't
you go up to your room
and grab some toys? I'm gonna
get the suitcase from the basement.
No matter what, just know
that we ran a good race.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's official. Wow.
In a stunning upset, Taissa Turner has
defeated incumbent Phil Bathurst
to become New Jersey's first
Black woman elected to the state senate.
Turner! Turner! Turner! Turner! Turner!
Turner! Turner! Turner!
Hey.
This is stupid.
I'm sorry. Okay?
I 'm really sorry.
Come inside.
Please?
Thanks.
I was freezing out there.
I'm so tired.
Here.
This will help.
Hot chocolate?
How?
Where did you find this?
Does it matter?
- Shauna
- It's fine.
It's all gonna be fine.
I love you, Jackie.
We all love you, Jackie.
You're the best friend I've ever had.
You know that, right?
I know.
It's not as bad as you thought.
Is it?
So glad you're joining us.
We've been waiting for you.
No.
Oh, my God. It snowed?
Holy shit.
Jackie!
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
No, Jackie!
Wake up! No!
Jackie, wake up!
No!
No, Jackie, wake up.
No!
No
No!
Jackie!
No.
Get the fuck out!
Get out! No! No.
Stop.
Hey, you've reached
Natalie. You know what to do.
Natalie, fucking call me, goddamn it.
What the hell have you gotten into?
Look, I did what you asked.
I dug into Travis's bank account
and found out who emptied it.
I think someone's following me.
Who the fuck is Lottie Matthews?
Versez le sang, mes beaux amis.
And let the darkness set us free.