Prison School (2015) s01e11 Episode Script

[GAKUTO] We have Sir Kiyoshi's
quick thinking to thank
for our expulsion postponement.
Nonetheless, our reprieve
lasts but a day.
I cannot reiterate enough.
Urgency of action is key,
if we wish to be victorious.
Sir Kiyoshi, have you seen
to the arrangements,
so that all will be
ready when needed?
[KIYOSHI] Yes. Wheels
have been set in motion.
I sent a note to Chiyo. She'll
make sure things are prepped
for the moment in question.
I understand your hesitance
to involve her.
But without the assistance
of Lady Chiyo,
I'm afraid our plan
would prove impossible.
So I'm supposed to challenge
the Vice President
to another arm wrestling match
at lunch. Isn't that right?
[GAKUTO] Correct. Just like the
prior arm wrestling competition,
you will lure the Vice President
with a test of might!
Meanwhile, yours truly
will sneak into the
corrections office.
Just one thing.
Andre got his ass handed
to him last time.
She's probably lost all
interest in that kind of bait.
[JOE]
Yeah. [coughs]
Yours truly has taken that
variable into account.
We shall utilize a new contest
to reignite the competitive fire
within the Vice President.
One day. That's the
most I could give them.
Those boys have proven
enterprising so far.
How will they
capitalize on this?
I watch!
Please reconsider,
Madam President!
I take full responsibility for
the boys' stay of expulsion
from my lack of due diligence,
but sending Hana in
as the lone overseer
could be dangerous!
Really? What do
you mean by that?
It's her behavior.
I question Hana's
mental stability.
[HANA]
I'm perfectly fine, Meiko.
I'll admit, things got a little
heated earlier, but don't worry,
'cause I've completely calmed
down now, I promise.
[MEIKO]
You had a knife!
[HANA] But I don't
have one now, do I?
You can frisk me if you want.
Actually. I'm more concerned
about the amount
of influence the boys
seem to have over you.
[MEIKO]
Huh?
Kiyoshi did thank you,
rather specifically.
What was that for?
[MEIKO]
No, that's not
I don't have a clue what
he meant by that!
Vice President. I never
dreamed I'd have to ask you,
but have you begun
to develop feelings
for those wretched dirtbags?
[MEIKO] No, Madam!
That's impossible!
I would never dare!
[GAKUTO] Butt wrestling! A game
where you stand back to back
in a small circle and butt-bump
the other person out!
Butt-on-butt!
Brawn-on-brawn!
Fierce at the start, yet
growing ever more tender.
A grand competition
both violent and sexy!
[KIYOSHI] You can't believe
the Vice President
is gonna get lured
into that contest?
Yea verily! The Vice
President must have
absolute confidence
in her buttocks.
I'm certain she'll
accept the challenge.
Lunch-time swiftly approaches.
Sir Andre! When the
Vice President arrives
with our meals, you
must challenge her!
Butt wrestling style.
Ah! I can't wait to
tear into each other!
Getting butt bashed
by the Vice President
would be a dream come true!
Hey man, I don't
think it'll work out
quite the way
you're imagining it
We're screwed.
[GAKUTO]
No need to panic, friends.
We simply entice her
with it at lunch-time.
The actual match
will be tonight.
[door slams]
Hey boys! Come and
grab your lunches.
[GAKUTO]
What?!
[KIYOSHI]
Not Hana!
[SHINGO, JOE]
Crap!
[ANDRE]
No!
Hey, what do I do now?
We'll just have to get
things started ourselves.
Let's go! It's butt
wrestling time!
[ANDRE]
You'll never beat me, Gakuto!
Your skill has
overwhelmed me!
I know when I've been bested.
Andre's mighty rump is
surely unparalleled!
What say you, Madam
Vice Preside--
uh, I mean, Lady Hana?
Would you care to try
your hand or, rather,
your hind at a bit
of butt wrestli--?
Now would you boys rather
keep playing grab ass,
or come get your trays?
[BOYS]
Trays!
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Hey. I finally remembered
what happened back
in the nurse's office.
[KIYOSHI]
Uh. Uh
And I plant to make
you're eryngii pay
for everything it did.
[KIYOSHI]
What?
You mean like the mushroom?
I'll have my payback
before the day is over.
You can count on it.
I'm afraid things have
taken an unexpected turn.
Our butt bumping
stratagem was geared
towards the Vice
President, not Hana.
Sir Kiyoshi, are you
even listening?
[KIYOSHI] My eryngii? She
mentioned the nurse's office,
so it's definitely
not about the food.
This isn't fair. I didn't
do anything on purpose!
What the hell is Hana planning
to do to my mushroom?!
[MEIKO] Way to be less
than worthless, Meiko.
Failing to meet the President's
expectations. To top it all off,
Kiyoshi's pronouncement
of gratitude
further undermined
Mari's trust in me.
[knocking]
[MARI] Madam Vice President?
A moment please.
[MEIKO]
Uh! Madam President!
Please pardon my intrusion
on your training regimen.
[MEIKO] I'm trying to get
stronger, so that I won't
disappoint you again.
I'd never do anything to
betray you, Madam President!
That's all quite unnecessary.
I think you misunderstand.
[MEIKO]
Uh?
I'm not upset with you.
And I've never once
doubted your capabilities.
Honestly?
[MARI] I had a reason to
send Hana to oversee them.
I realized it was possible
that the boys could have
learned your behavioral
patterns with intent
to use them against you.
Having spent so much
time with them,
this outcome was inevitable.
However, Hana will prove
much tougher to predict.
That's why I
switched you out.
So that on their final day,
we can make sure to keep
them on their toes.
Wow. None of that had
even occurred to me!
Apologies, Madam President.
Forgive my shallow mindedness!
[MARI] You have nothing
to be sorry for.
In fact, I have another task I'd
like you to attend to instead.
[MEIKO]
Another task? Gladly.
I must say, your metabolism
is as active as ever.
Uh! I'm so sorry!
I'll see to having your
handkerchief cleaned
and returned to you.
[MARI]
It's all right.
I consider it a sign of
good health, actually.
But ma'am! Your
handkerchief has been
sullied by my sweat!
Really, that won't be necessary.
I don't consider
your sweat dirty.
[MEIKO]
Uh! Thank you Madam!
[MARI]
Oh, my. Next time I'll have to
bring a bath towel instead
of a handkerchief.
We are up shit creek,
as they say.
Our plan cannot
proceed as scheduled
while Hana is in here with us.
Let's go over our
original plan.
We appeal to the Vice
President's competitive side
with a butt wrestling match.
I will then use the distraction
to sneak my way into
the corrections office.
I don't really see
Hana agreeing to
a butt wrestling contest.
No way.
[ANDRE]
Mm.
Sir Kiyoshi, has Lady
Chiyo responded yet?
Yeah, she did. I got
this note from her.
I really hate that we had to
drag her into this mess, though.
But I guess there's
no other choice.
That's true. Sadly
a single day's delay
is all we were granted.
We go tonight.
Ask Chiyo to come
to the rear door
of the corrections office. Have
her be there after supper.
[KIYOSHI gasps]
All right, will do.
[GAKUTO] As the situation
stands at the moment,
it is impossible for
yours truly to access
the corrections office.
A solution must be found.
[KIYOSHI]
She'll let me in.
[BOYS]
Huh?!
I'm pretty sure I
could convince Hana
to take me into the office
alone. This one's mine.
I think I'm gonna have to
take your place, Gakuto.
[GAKUTO]
Uh?
What are you talkin' about?
Well, you see. Hana's been
holding a grudge against me
for a while now. And she
has no plans to forgive.
It's gone too far for that. She
just made it very clear to me.
[JOE]
What the hell happened, man?
[KIYOSHI] For the sake of
Hana's honor, I can't tell you.
But, I'm gonna gamble on
exploiting her grudge.
If it works, I'll
get in that office.
You can't, it's
far too dangerous.
Alone, Hana would be able
to fully exact her
vengeance upon you!
Hana doesn't know how
to hold back, remember?
Forget expulsion, she's gonna
hospitalize your ass!
She's gonna go medieval on it.
Are you sure, Kiyoshi?
You don't have to do this!
But there is not
another way, is there?
My life was spared once.
I give it freely.
[CHIYO] Say, can I
take that for you?
Thanks, Chiyo! You're
always so helpful!
[CHIYO] It's on my way back
to class. I don't mind!
Hello! I brought back
the dirty dishes!
Thanks a lot, darlin'.
Just leave 'em there.
"Come tonight, after supper."
Whoa. I could get in
trouble for that,
but Kiyoshi and his friends
all got set up by my sister.
I have to help them.
[ANZU]
Notes in the food?
So that's how you've
been able to communicate
with the boys in the
prison. Very clever.
It must've just fallen in!
[ANZU] You wanna help them
because they're the victims
of entrapment by the
Underground Student Council.
That's right. Who are you?
[ANZU] There's no need
to get all defensive.
I'm on your side!
[gasps]
Hi there, my name's Anzu.
I wanna help you prevent
the boys getting expelled.
[MARI] Night has come, and
they haven't made a move.
Why? The scum went to the effort
to gain a one-day reprieve.
Going so far as to rope
in the Chairman to get it.
What could those
degenerates be planning?
[MARI]
Madam Vice President?
[MEIKO]
Yes, ma'am?
This is their last night.
The scum are certain
to make some move to
stop their expulsion.
We must remain vigilant.
[MEIKO]
Yes, ma'am.
[KIYOSHI]
You sure you're ready?
Do it as hard as you can.
Okay, man. As hard as I can.
[GAKUTO inhales]
What are you waiting
for? Just hurry it up.
[screams] Your timing is
spectacularly abominable!
Sorry! So, did it work?
[GAKUTO grunts]
It was to no avail!
There's not a single
drop of blood!
Did I not say "do it
as hard as you can"?
I wanted to get it
over with in one shot!
[JOE]
Gakuto.
Yes? What?
[screams]
Shut it! What's wrong?
[screams] Bleeding blood!
[HANA]
Back off!
Wait, this is all my fault!
We were arguing and I snapped.
But he needs first
aid immediately.
It doesn't really
look that bad.
Just rub some spit in
it or whatever. Later.
[KIYOSHI] Hey, wait! Can we at
least get a styptic pencil?
She's just gonna leave.
What do we do?
[GAKUTO] U-Uh.Dammit!
Damn it hell ass!
What a disaster. This is
all your fault, idiot!
You team up with the Lady Hana
so that she'll only help you,
then you dare bring
me to injury?!
[KIYOSHI] Chill, Gakuto
what the hell are--
[GAKUTO] You've got
some explaining to do!
I demand to know what happened
between you and Lady Hana!
[HANA] Try anything funny,
and I'll kill you. Twice.
All right. Guess I'll
start patching him up.
[HANA]
Hey, be my guest.
At least I don't
have to touch him.
[KIYOSHI]
So, uh. I'm still out, y'know.
I need to have a
little word with you,
so shut up and follow.
This is an outrage!
You really are colluding
to try and save Kiyoshi--!
[HANA]
Let's go.
[KIYOSHI] Thanks to
Gakuto's quick thinking,
everything seems to be
going according to plan.
[GAKUTO] Step One:
Sir Kiyoshi and Lady Hana
go to the corrections office.
Step Two
[CHIYO] Tonight at eight
o'clock. The prison back door.
[MEIKO]
I can smell it in the air.
They make their move tonight!
[KIYOSHI gasping]
[HANA] At long last.
The two of us can be alone.
[KIYOSHI whimpers]
Kiyoshi. I better not find out
you told the others
what happened.
I haven't said a word!
Now that we've cleared
that up, what are you
planning to do with
those scissors?
What am I going to do
with them, he asks?
I have a score to settle,
and just killing you
outright is far too simple.
You saw me peeing.
You peed on me!
And worse. Your grody mushroom
defiled my forbidden garden!
If you're religious,
say your prayers.
I'm going to make this
the most terrifying,
embarrassing
night of your life!
And I know exactly how we're
gonna start things off!
[KIYOSHI] Goodbye, mushroom!
It's been a fun ride!
[CHIYO] All right, Chiyo.
You can do this.
Kiyoshi and his friends
need your help!
[MEIKO] I was right.
They're making their move.
For the sake of the President,
it's time to nip their
little plan in the bud.
[KIYOSHI whimpers]
[HANA]
Here. Use this.
[KIYOSHI]
Uh
You saw me pee,
now I watch you pee.
Better get cracking, or this
could be a long night.
[KIYOSHI] Oh, good. I thought
for sure this psychopath
was gonna use that
pair of scissors
to turn my dong into a ding!
I even cut off the
spout to make sure
you didn't start spilling
piss everywhere.
Now chop-chop, numbnuts!
Fine. Let's do this.
Why are you taking
your pants off?
What are you, a five year old?
[KIYOSHI] I knew it! Hana isn't
used to seeing a dude's body.
One last layer. Don't punk out!
If I don't do this now,
then it's the end!
I refuse to let everyone's
sacrifices be for nothing!
That's right, dude.
This is your last shot!
Don't wuss out, whip it out!
The best defense
is a good offense!
[HANA gasps]
Let's rock n roll.
Now then, please hand
over that bottle
and we can get started.
That way I can pee in
it and you can watch.
[HANA] How. How can he be
acting so calm right now?
Why isn't he embarrassed?
[KIYOSHI] Yes! It's working!
I'm in total control!
[KIYOSHI]
What's wrong?
[KIYOSHI] I need to get to that
door. If I can just get it
unlocked, then part of the
mission will be a success!
Here, please hold it!
Then I can pee.
[HANA] Why the hell do
you need me to hold it?!
Isn't that something you can
do for yourself, weirdo?!
[KIYOSHI]
No, it isn't.
My right hand's between
my legs for guidance.
And my left hand rests
on my hip, for balance.
Otherwise, things can get messy.
For real. I'm talkin'
whiz spray everywhere.
[HANA] How can
this dumb fuck-face
be so relaxed about this?!
As soon as he drops trou, he
starts acting high and mighty?
Well I'm not backing down!
I'm a girl who gives as good
as she gets! That's right.
I can't let this
dipshit upstage me!
[HANA]
Now we're on even footing!
No, this turns
the tables on him!
[KIYOSHI] Holy shit-balls!
What's she doing now?
[HANA] That should put
this idiot in his place.
Two can play the "I'm not
wearing underwear" game!
[KIYOSHI] So, uh. Why are we
both pants-less to watch me pee?
[HANA]
Why am I pants-less?
Because it's my turn
to pee on you, genius.
[KIYOSHI gasps]
It's her turn to pee on me?!
Like, while I'm going?
Simultaneous?!
[HANA]
I'm in total control here.
Bathe in the
embarrassment!
[KIYOSHI] Damn it! This has
really spiraled out of control.
But one thing is certain.
No way in hell would I ever
have imagined I'd end up
in this kind of situation!
[KIYOSHI]
It's a battle of wills.
[HANA] Whoever has the
upper hand mentally
will be victorious!
[KIYOSHI] If I lose here,
then everything we've done
will be for nothing. Damned
if I do, damned if I don't.
And if that's the case,
I must push forward!
[HANA]
He's advancing?!
I thought removing my
panties would stop him!
[HANA] How can his spirit
not be broken yet?
Now. You get to watch me pee.
[gasps]
What's the matter, Hana?
Don't you want to finish this?
[groans]
You're too close, dumbass!
Who the hell do
you think you are?!
[KIYOSHI] All right! I got it
done! Step one is a success!
[KIYOSHI] Oh, no! No, no,
no. Don't look at it.
Close your eyes. Turn away!
It's Medusa! If I
keep staring at it,
my mushroom will turn to stone!
[NARRATOR] At long last, Kiyoshi
reverted to his natural state.
Up until now, he'd
successfully suppressed
his desires, driven by
a sense of purpose.
Like a photographer
in a battlefield.
Or a fireman amidst an inferno.
This sense of purpose
can overcome fear itself.
But now, with his
goal accomplished,
an overwhelming tidal
wave of shame and lust
came crashing over Kiyoshi.
[screams]
[KIYOSHI]
Oh, no. What's happening?
I can't close my eyes,
or look away!
Can it be that it's
already petrified me?
[HANA] You wanted to get
this over with, right?
Then you'd better start peeing.
[KIYOSHI]
I can't. It's turned to stone.
[HANA]
Stone?
[KIYOSHI] Oh yeah. It's
a petrified mushroom.
For sure. I'm afraid my
member is rock hard.
I don't understand what
you're saying. Talk sense.
Sorry. But now Little Kiyoshi's
standing at attention.
When a guy's business barrel
gets stiff like this,
peeing becomes
extremely difficult!
Why the hell has your
wang gotten hard,
you fucking perv-dog?!
I'm sorry, all right?! It's
from seeing your Medusa!
Aren't you even embarrassed?
Wagging your boner around
like that! You creep!
I'm awful. I'm a creep!
Right now, I'm too
stiff to take a leak.
But you go right ahead!
[HANA exhales]
[KIYOSHI gasps]
All right. I guess I will.
What do you think you're doing?!
[ALL gasp]
Resistance is futile!
What?!
It sounds like the
Vice President!
That can't be good.
If Chiyo is caught in the act,
then our plan will be
utterly fruitless!
[KIYOSHI]
Chiyo?
Hana! Is everything all right?
I caught an intruder.
The prisoners, no doubt,
are up to something!
But don't worry.
I'll be right there!
No! I'm okay!
Nothing out of the ordinary
going down here!
Really? You're sure?
[ANZU gasps]
Please, let me go!
[MEIKO]
Stop squirming! Come with me!
[ANZU]
Hey! No reason to get so rough!
[KIYOSHI]
That voice.
I know that voice! It's Anzu!
Please stop! It's a mistake!
I don't think so!
[KIYOSHI]
That's not Chiyo's voice!
I don't know what's going on,
but that means she's still safe!
[MEIKO] Hana! Open up. Have you
noticed any unusual activity?
Not at all! Everything is still
going super smoothly in here!
So smooth in fact,
you should get that
intruder out of here now!
It could all be a
ruse to get inside!
[KIYOSHI]
I just got it unlocked!
Yeah. That makes sense.
Okay, get moving.
I need to ask you
a few questions.
[CHIYO] Anzu! Thank you
for sacrificing yourself!
Now I'll have an easier
time getting around!
[ANZU] So. The boys asked you to
sneak into the prison tonight.
And you're actually
gonna help them out?
Yes. The Underground
Student Council
entrapped the boys so
they'd get kicked out
of school permanently! And I
don't think they deserve that!
Same here. But passing
notes is one thing.
Helping them could be dangerous.
Why would you risk it?
Are you trying to save
someone in particular?
[gasps] It's not
like that, okay?
I can't stand to see my sister
resort to these measures
just to get her way!
It's not fair!
I do have someone specific
I'm trying to save.
I want to help,
just tell me how!
[CHIYO]
I won't let you down, Anzu.
With the Vice President gone,
I can get closer to the prison!
[sighs]
[screams]
Hold on. What're you looking at?
I saw it. Sorry.
Your Medusa was staring
me square in the face.
[KIYOSHI]
Uh?
[HANA cries] Don't go
calling it Medusa, okay?
What gives you the right
to give it a nickname?
That's my bad.
[HANA] It's no fair!
It's always you!
Why does all this super
embarrassing stuff
keep happening to me, huh?
It's getting ridiculous!
You see me pee, then pee on me,
and if that's not bad enough,
your mushroom got
pressed against me!
[KIYOSHI] Yeah, you're right.
You've had a streak of bad luck.
[HANA] Nobody'd ever seen
me down there before now!
And of course it
ends up being you!
[cries]
I really am sorry. But this was
all a first for me as well.
And everything else
was purely accidental.
[HANA] Oh! So if it's
not on purpose,
then anything goes, huh?
No way, Hana, that's
not what I meant.
I'm sorry.
[HANA] Is "sorry" the only
thing you can freaking say?
If hitting me makes
you feel better,
then hit me as much
as you like--
[HANA screams]
[KIYOSHI]
Hold up! It hurts a lot more
than I thought it would!
Please make this the last one!
[HANA groans]
[KIYOSHI]
Wait The hell?
I have no idea what's
going on right now.
[laughs]
[KIYOSHI]
What are you laughing about?
Why did you just do that?
[HANA] Tell me, Kiyoshi.
Is there a girl you like?
[KIYOSHI]
Uh. Yeah, well, sorta.
Then I got you!
[KIYOSHI]
Huh?
[laughs] I just stole
your first kiss!
And you can never get a first
kiss back, no matter what!
So suck on that!
What makes you so
certain that was
my first kiss anyway?! I just
said I had someone I liked.
I never gave you my backstory!
Am I wrong?!
You're a virgin who's never
even held a girl's hand!
Don't try to pretend this
wasn't your first kiss!
I'm willing to bet
the girl you like
is the President's little
sister! Am I wrong?!
No, you're on the
money. She's--
Uh!
I'll do everything you want
her to do to you first.
You get it?
This is my revenge
[KIYOSHI]
Next time on Prison School.
The final episode:
"Good Morning, Prison."