The Doomies (2026) s01e11 Episode Script

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[Bobby] Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Susan] Well, the ferry's here.
I should be back home around dawn.
-Okay.
-[wind voices] Mordam…
-[wind whistling]
-[gasps] Huh?
-[Susan] Bobby, you still there?
-[breathes heavily]
Why are you breathing so heavily?
Oh, um, just finishing one last chore
before you get here, Mom.
-[gasps]
-Oh, how sweet.
Well, I better board.
Can't wait to see you.
[wind voices] Nor can Mordam!
[screams]
[panting]
Happy Doomsday, everyone.
Love the optimism, Kim,
but, um, does anyone know how we're gonna
defeat my tormentor once and for all?
We're gonna do it together, as a team.
-Tell him, Romy.
-Surprisingly, Doug has a plan.
You remember this bad boy?
Yeah. Mordam used it
to swap her soul for power.
What of it?
Well, Doug reckons
we can use these same runes
to return her soul to her body,
turning her back
into a powerless mortal with this.
-Arts and crafts?
-What? No.
We're gonna put this pattern
over the lighthouse beacon
and beam the runes straight onto Mordam.
It's the perfect plan.
-Mmm? [gasps]
-[plate shatters]
It cannot be.
My master has returned.
We're all saved!
[laughs, screams]
[exclaims] Oh, my back.
-[Doug groans]
-Great, the senior's gone senile.
No, no. Look.
My great and powerful master
has crossed the veil.
Okay, but if he's that powerful,
why'd he come back as a crepe?
Maybe because Doug
squashed his master like a crepe.
Oh! Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
[sighs] No. [stammers]
Look, you wouldn't understand it.
It's both our favorite food.
[stammers] Change of plan.
I'm off to complete
my Light Keeper training.
He must have some kind of clever trick
to close the portal. [chuckles]
What about our original plan?
This is clearly the better solution.
But, you know, good luck
with the whole Mordam thing too.
Don't touch my crepes.
Wow. Just wow.
But we're sticking with plan A
'cause I put a lot of work
into cutting out rune shapes.
Still sounds like arts and crafts.
I'm gonna use my hands
to pulverize Mordam.
[stammers] Wait! Doug was right.
-About the crepe?
-No. The sticking together part.
[strains] See?
A bundle is unbreakable,
but a stick on its own is weak.
[strains] Like, uh--
Give me a sec. [grunts]
I got this. [chuckles]
[grunts] Why so bendy?
-[strains]
-[Romy] Yo, Bobby!
A little help?
I am not done with you.
I am ready for your guidance, my Master.
Left, right.
[stammers] Actually, I--
I meant spiritual guidance,
not directions.
All right then.
Uh, don't get mad,
but primal evil is kind of afoot,
and I'd really appreciate it
if you had a mouth.
[groans] Doug…
[screams] Master!
Cannonball!
Mordam, I am here!
[Mordam] And I'm busy.
With me.
I am the chosen one,
and it is my destiny to end you.
So fight!
[Mordam chuckles]
You won't be fulfilling your destiny.
You won't even be alive
to watch me fulfill mine
-as I terraform your world.
-[growls]
Soon, my sarsen stones
will supercharge the portal,
and primal evil
will finally reign supreme!
-[chuckles]
-Not on my watch!
[grunts]
[growls]
Big mistake.
[gulps, sighs]
Here we go.
Yeah! Mordam is dunzo
once she witnesses the power
of this fully armed
and operational lighthouse.
[electricity crackles]
Oh, come on!
Mordam ain't seeing anything
in this pea soup.
Uh, I think Doug's beacon plan
was poorly planned.
And now he's off getting advice
from a crepe.
[groans, gasps]
Hey, what if we bring the light
straight to Mordam?
Uh, hate to break it to you,
but lighthouses don't come with wheels.
But we do.
We're gonna need a bigger basket.
[Doug groans]
Pull yourself together, Master.
Is this your eye, or is this your mouth?
[sighs] I've let everyone down again.
I'll never be a true Light Keeper.
[sobs]
-[gasps]
-I'm no hankie. I'm your master!
Now, bow before I batter you!
Batter? Oh, like a crepe.
You are clever and wise, my Master.
-But you're still gonna train me, right?
-[groans] Such impatience.
Just like the last time you tried
to wield too much power.
[sighs] I know. I got power-hungry.
[straining]
[sniffs] Ooh!
[chuckles] Mmm.
But I swear to you that I'm ready now.
Please, Master.
The fate of the world
hangs in the balance.
[sighs] All you must do is look within
and do what must be done.
I got it! Which is what, exactly?
Clearly, you need
to complete your training.
Come along, my young…
[groans] …middle-aged apprentice.
[chuckles]
[groans]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[Kim grunts]
Give in now, and I'll make this quick.
Never!
I won't let you destroy this world
and hurt my friends.
I've never met a chosen one with friends.
So that's why you're so weak,
so needy, so human.
Huh?
[Kim grunts]
[Mordam] You should be more like me.
There's so much power in not feeling
any of those petty human emotions.
You're wrong.
My friends give me hope,
and hope gives me strength.
Oh, I truly doubt that. [chuckles]
Speaking of friends, here they come now.
-[exclaims]
-Mmm?
[grunts, groans]
Now, watch me end
this pitiful world of yours.
-[Kim grunts]
-[Mordam cackles]
-[Romy groans]
-Easy does it.
[straining]
Oh, gotta say, Bobs, this is some plan B
to my plan B to Doug's plan A.
Oh, but wow, this light is not light.
[strains, groans]
-[gasps]
-Whoa, whoa! No, no, no, no!
Oh, man!
I loved that bike.
Gone too soon.
Got a plan C?
[whimpers]
[siren wailing]
Hey, stealing a beacon from a lighthouse
in need of a desperate refurb
in the middle of a foggy patch
is a major crime most likely.
I'd have to look it up.
Now, hands where I can see 'em!
[both whimper]
Pick a card, any card.
It better not be a trick.
It is a trick, Soazig, a magic trick.
-Now, hurry up and pick one.
-[groans]
So, aren't you gonna guess her card?
Uh… [chuckles] …just a second.
I thought you were gonna teach me
how to close the portal, not street magic.
Baby steps, my apprentice.
Remember, all answers are within.
Mmm? [retches, coughs]
Is this your card?
Wha-- That's my card, you demon!
-Sorcerer!
-Necromancer!
-[grannies scream]
-[gasps]
-[strains]
-[grunts]
[grannies grunting]
-[grunts]
-Take that!
[grunting continues]
[screams] I'm flying!
What's-- What's happening?
[screams] I'm scared of heights.
[strains] Your real lesson.
Saying goodbye to your earthly body.
But, uh, I-- I'm kind of…
[chuckles] …you know, attached to it.
[grannies grunting]
Oh, wow. Those grannies are brutal. Hmm?
-And now they're robbing me?
-[laughing]
Relax, it's no piano falling on your head.
Besides, it is time to part
with any worldly possessions.
Allow me to explain in song.
We gotta do, do, do what must be done ♪
Hey, no one ever said
Light Keeping's fun ♪
Dustin' up creatures
All night and day ♪
Makes you wish there was another way ♪
Just look within to find your answer ♪
And hope you're no unlucky chancer ♪
And say a prayer
For where you're going ♪
And where is that?
Don't interrupt me
when my rhymes are flowing.
-Here comes the chorus!
-[gasps]
Love and sacrifice
Are what matter most ♪
'Cause we're all ex-babies
And future ghosts ♪
La, la, la, la ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
Love and sacrifice
Are what matter most ♪
'Cause we're all ex-babies
And future ghosts ♪
Love and sacrifice
Are what matter most ♪
'Cause we're all ex-babies
And future ghosts ♪
Yeah! ♪
-[sighs] Catchy song.
-So, you understand my lesson?
Nope, no idea.
Could we do it again?
[Mordam groans]
[Kim groans] What?
[screams]
[groans]
[cackles]
[both] Uh-oh.
Wait. So, you're telling me
you were borrowing the beacon
to defeat an ancient priestess who wants
to bring eternal evil to the world?
Yep, that's pretty much it.
-We swear.
-Hmm.
Hmm.
This is amazing.
Hey, hate to fanboy out on you,
but wanna go on a ride-along
so I can witness how you come up
with your crazy stories?
Uh, y-yeah. Sure.
But we're gonna need
our giant lightbulb for inspiration.
Well, then let's buckle that big bulb up.
Whoo! This is gonna make
a killer ending to my book saga!
[sirens wailing]
[imitating police siren]
[wind voices] Mordam.
Mordam.
Mordam.
Bobby!
[screams]
[screaming]
[both screaming]
[both scream]
[straining]
[straining continues]
[sighs] Man, this twig is tough. Huh?
[Bobby, Romy screaming]
[both pant, gulp]
This is it. Ready to meet your tormentor?
Nope, but it's now or never.
-We're all ex-babies and future ghosts ♪
-Doug.
-We're all ex-babies and-- ♪
-Doug! Doug!
[gasps]
Ready or not, here I come.
Don't forget your body.
[grannies grunt]
[groans, exhales sharply]
[grunts]
[cackles]
[both straining, panting]
Whoa! Doug, did Mordam do that to you?
Worse.
The grannies.
Wait a second. Why are you
stealing parts out of my lighthouse?
Did those thieving seniors
put you up to this?
-[groans, grunts]
-[Bobby, Romy gasping] Kim!
Are you okay?
It's a good thing I showed up in time.
So, what'd you learn, Doug?
How to make your lunch fly?
-[Mordam cackles]
-[screams] I'm not scared.
How nice of your friends
to finally arrive.
I've been looking forward
to meeting them in the flesh,
especially the Bobby!
You don't scare me anymore, Mordam.
We broke your curse,
and now we'll end you too.
'Cause we're the Doomies,
and that's what we do-be-doo.
Dude, that sounded way cool
-until that little bebop at the end.
-I know!
[Mordam] You think you're in control?
[chuckles] I've played you all along,
delaying the chosen one,
summoning that fog.
-[gasps]
-[Doug] No.
Don't tell me the crepe was a ruse too.
-Hmm?
-You're not my master!
You're just a delicious snackable sent
by Mordam in order to trick me!
-Huh?
-[Doug] Deceiver!
There, I have eaten up
all of your lies, Mordam!
[chews] Your delicious lies.
Fool! I wasn't trying to delay you at all
because, come on, look at you.
So, this is my master?
[swallows] Aw, fish.
-[groans]
-[cackles]
Thank you for making
the end of the world so entertaining.
-[Bobby, Romy gasp]
-[stomach growls]
[Doug groans]
At last, primal evil!
[groans]
Arise!
Doug, you're a Light Keeper.
Do your thing.
[groans] I can't right now.
My master is giving me indigestion.
[groans]
[groans, retches]
[screams]
[groans, retches]
[pants]
Are you okay?
Yeah. I feel a lot lighter.
I guess my master was right,
the answer was within.
Doug, your hands.
-Give us some juice.
-Okay.
Illuminate!
[electricity crackles]
-Embolden!
-Huh?
You've lost, humans!
Now, behold, as the evil of yore
rises to the fore!
[skeletons grunting, growling]
[skeletons growling]
[grunts]
[grunts]
-[both whimper]
-[strains]
[grunting]
[screams]
Hurry!
[screams]
-[gasps]
-[cackles]
[grunts]
-[both grunt]
-[Doug, Kim scream]
-[Kim grunts]
-[groans]
Huh? [groans]
Your master's sacrifice was for nothing.
No. He said love and sacrifice matter.
He said I had the power within!
Unless he meant within the portal.
Forget it. This is our world now! [grunts]
[both strain, grunt]
No!
[groans]
My soul is returning.
I'm starting to feel again.
You kids are ruining everything!
[grunts]
[screaming]
We're not kids. We're tweens.
The dark in between.
Plus, one scary teen.
-And Doug.
-[pants]
[gasps]
[Kim] We gotta hurry.
Evil is still spreading.
The portal can only be closed from within.
With love and sacrifice.
[gasps] A soul!
It's the ultimate sacrifice!
I kinda need my soul right now.
Meeting my mom, remember?
Yeah, and I've only just started
getting along with my family, so…
Then I've got this.
Still, it was nice having a soul
while it lasted.
And friends.
Kim, there has to be another way.
Don't go doing anything heroic.
It's what I was created for.
-Kim!
-No!
Huh?
[straining]
It is not because it is written
that it is so.
Choose your own destiny, Kim.
A chance at a real life.
Just keep the light shining
as soon as the kids return it.
-[grunts]
-[Kim groans]
[both] Huh?
-Doug!
-[Bobby, Romy gasp]
Eat my soul, portal!
Is it over?
I don't wanna say
'cause that means Doug is--
[groans]
[both sniffling, blubbering]
[screams] Not again!
-[groaning]
-[screams]
-[screams]
-[screams]
-[screams, grunting]
-[Mordam screams]
[groaning]
[screaming]
Wow, you totally
"final girl'ed" it, Bobby!
That was amazing!
And you're right.
This twig is freakishly strong.
[strains] Hmm? Oops.
You did it, kid.
You finally put an end to Mordam's curse.
It wasn't just me.
It was all of us.
Well… [stammers] …Doug really did.
Especially Doug.
Mr. Light 'Em Up Doug.
Surprise MVP of the season.
I barely knew the guy,
but he changed my life.
This forest is way better than Subterra.
-[growls]
-I got this.
You dudes might have the bones,
but I've got the brains.
You're my army now!
["La Madrague" playing]
[squawking]
[people chattering]
So, I'm taking these two kids
on a ride-along, right?
When the whole forest just comes alive,
and yanks me out of the car.
[scoffs] His books have gone to his head.
[gasps]
[sobs]
[power tool whirring]
[electricity crackles]
You there, Doug?
Nah. Not doughy enough. Do-over.
[music ends]
[skeleton] You hear about Mordam?
Wonder who's gonna fill
her big, bad shoes.
Whoever it is… [groans]
…I ain't getting in their way.
[theme music playing]