The Scooby-Doo Show (1976) s01e11 Episode Script

A Bum Steer for Scooby

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Jinkies. lt's kind of spooky out here.
Relax, Velma, we're just
a few miles from my uncle's ranch.
And now, Scoob,
l'll show you how you eat a Teas wienie.
Like, you start at one end, see?
Teas wienies aren't very good,
the meat tastes like bread.
Hey.
Like, what happened, Freddy?
ln the sky.
-Creepers.
-A flying bull.
You mean a flying ghost bull.
Ghost bull? Yikes.
lt stopped following us.
-That's good.
-Yeah, that's good.
Wait till Uncle Matt hears about this.
Well, gang, it looks like we're
riding into another mystery.
That's bad.
lt really shook us up, Uncle Matt.
A flying bull?
That's just a local legend.
-Right, Sam?
-l don't know, Matt.
Twenty cows vanished from our ranch
without a trace.
Some of the boys say Tomuka took them.
Tomuka?
The flying bull you think you saw.
A thousand years ago, a tribe of
cliff dwellers lived in Hidden Valley.
According to the legend
their burial ground was guarded
by the spirit of a flying bull.
The ghostly Tomuka.
Mr. Blake, what we saw was no legend,
it was real.
lt's all in your mind.
Because of the legend,
you imagined you saw it.
But, Mr. Blake,
we've never heard of that legend.
Look.
Where you going, Scoob?
Zoinks, like, wait for me.
lt's a ghost.
That's only Lenny, our cook.
Did someone mention the word ''cook''?
Rustle up some grub for our visitors.
Creepers, another monster.
You people are imagining things.
First a flying bull, and now this.
Rela. That monster is my ranch foreman.
Mr. Blake, it's happened again.
The cows in the south pasture,
they're gone.
What? Tomuka must have taken them,
like he took my cattle.
l'll ride into town and let the sheriff
know what's going on.
l'll go with Carl.
Maybe you kids ought to come with me
and tell the sheriff what you saw.
l'll go. Come on, Scoob.
Like, maybe there's an
all-night diner in town.
Oh, yeah.
While they're gone,
let's take a look at that south pasture.
Hey, that's right, Mr. Blake.
Scooby and me, we're terrific detectives.
Like, there's no mystery we can't solve,
right, Scoob?
Right.
Wrong.
Zoinks, where is he?
Brakes. Brakes.
-Like, he's gotta be here somewhere.
-Yeah.
Mr. Blake, where are you?
Scooby, we better ride back
and tell the others.
Not through the tunnel.
Oh, not through the tunnel.
l'll buy that.
Like, instead of going
through the mountain, we'll go over it.
You know, Scoob,
about Mr. Blake's disappearance, l--
Oh, no.
First Mr. Blake, now Scooby.
Like, l think l'm gonna be net.
Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Right here.
Like, don't do that again.
This is very mysterious.
Why would a ghost open a fence
with wire cutters?
What beats me is, l don't see
any horseshoe prints or tire tracks.
-Daphne.
-Jinkies.
lt's crawling.
Daphne, don't move.
Don't tell me.
Tell it.
lt's a prairie dog.
The poor thing is frightened.
No wonder, look.
lt's that flying frightful again.
Quick, into the Mystery Machine.
Wait. Help me.
l can't move. Tomuka's got me.
Tomuka nothing.
You were caught in the barbed wire.
Look.
lf there's one thing l don't wanna be,
it's a bullfighter.
Hang on, Scoob.
l'm gonna make like a downhill racer.
Fred. Daphne. Velma.
Nobody here.
Scooby, you think they vanished, too,
like Mr. Blake?
l don't know.
Like, we gotta find them, Scoob.
See if we can pick up their trail.
Right.
Like l always say,
two noses are better than one.
Find anything, Scoob?
You found something?
Like, what?
-Help.
-Help.
lt's Shaggy and Scooby.
Wearing feedbags.
Perfect headgear for those two.
-Should we let go?
-No.
Too high.
Like, maybe we're just a few inches
from the ground, Scoob.
Like, we can't hang here all night.
Come on, Scoob, drop.
See?
l told you we weren't way up high.
Come on.
What do you guys think you're doing?
Would you believe looking for you?
-He what?
-That's right.
Uncle Matt just disappeared out of the jeep.
Scooby and l came back to tell you,
and you were gone.
We were looking for clues.
Then that flying legend showed up
and chased us.
He chased Scooby and me too.
But we made like downhill racers
and lost him.
Yeah. Lost him.
Uncle Matt vanishes
that flying ghost
chases us away from the fence
it's all gotta tie in together.
Right. We find Tomuka
and we'll find Uncle Matt.
But where do we start looking?
We go back to where
we first saw that flying bull.
Here we go again, Scoob.
The bull flew up from behind those cliffs.
-Let's check it out.
-Like, must we?
Don't worry, Scoob, l'll protect you.
You?
Look. Cattle tracks.
And they appear right out of nowhere.
l'll follow them.
That's an ancient lndian burial mound.
And those are cliff dwellings,
just like in the legend.
This is Hidden Valley.
-Like, why don't we let it stay hidden.
-Yeah.
Stop shaking, Scooby.
Nobody's been here for a thousand years.
The cattle tracks end here.
ln the middle of the valley?
That's funny.
Not funny, weird.
The cows got this far
then vanished.
Hey. Look at this.
Cool it, Scoob.
That's nothing but tire tracks.
Truck tire tracks.
This might be the clue we're looking for.
Let's go.
The tracks end in the middle of these cows.
Are these Lazy S cows?
No, this is the Double O brand.
These must be the cows
that vanished from Sam's ranch.
Someone's coming. Let's get out of here.
What are you doing
snooping around these cows?
We tracked them here.
They're the ones that vanished
from Sam Farren's ranch.
So you better eplain
what you're doing here.
Vanish nothing.
This is Sam Farren's ranch
and you're trespassing. Now, scoot.
Yes, sir. Sorry.
We're leaving right now.
Like, gladly.
Let's go to the burial grounds.
That's where Tomuka lives.
Maybe we'll find something there.
l sure wouldn't want a pad up there.
Climbing those ladders
can make you awful tired.
Hey, gang, look.
Here's a door leading into the burial mound.
Shag, Scoob, come on.
We're gonna check it out.
Freddy, when it comes to checking,
we're chicken.
-Yeah.
-That burial mound could be full of ghosts.
Full of ghosts?
You see, Scooby's allergic to ghosts.
-Okay, stand guard out here.
-Right.
Rela, as you can see,
it's only an ancient skull.
l can't see anything without my glasses.
l found them.
-lt's lonely out here.
-Yeah. Lonely.
What's that?
lt's a ghost, Scoob.
An lndian-type ghost.
And l think he's coming down after us.
Like, it's time for us to vanish.
Hey, gang, wait for me.
Shaggy? ls that you?
What happened? l heard you scream.
This pile of bones was following me.
Forget the bones.
There's a thing out there,
a great big monster.
Yeah, big.
With the most horrible face you ever saw.
Yeah.
Oh, no. Not another ghost.
Hey, gang. Over here.
l think l found something.
Yipes, it's Tomuka.
Run for your life.
Head for the cliff.
This way.
ln here.
l think we're safe here.
This is like an old,
abandoned apartment house.
l'm afraid it's not abandoned.
That's probably Shag and Scoob
looking for us.
Come on.
Make sure there are no ghosts in here,
Scoob.
-Take a look around.
-Okay.
Oh, no.
Zoinks, it's the creepy chiefy.
Come on, Scoob.
Like, all clear, Scoob.
Hey, do something.
l'm trying to do something, Scoob.
Trouble is, your ankle bone's
connected to your neck bone.
Creepers. Where are they?
Where can they be?
Let's try this way.
Jinkies. Somebody sealed us in.
The ladder.
Oh, no. lt's that creepy thing
that Shaggy saw outside.
He's gonna come after us.
Not if l can help it.
Well, now what do we do?
We look for another way out.
Wow, it's a long ways down.
And this must be the penthouse we're in,
where the rich cliff dwellers lived.
Hey, rich people always have
plenty of food around, don't they?
So turn on your snack sniffer.
Food.
Wow, eggs like these
could only be laid by a giant chicken.
Take it easy, super chicken.
Well, they can't be here,
we've already checked this room.
Look, last time we were here,
those shields were against the wall.
Which means someone came in
after we left.
Well, if it was Shaggy and Scooby,
where'd they go?
Maybe to the room down below.
Come on, let's take a look.
Shaggy, you down there?
Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Shag, Scoob, can you hear us?
lt's only a totem pole, Scooby.
Like, those horrible faces
keep evil spirits away.
They do?
Look.
Like, we gotta find a place to hide, Scoob.
Where? Where?
Time to split, Mooka.
Right, Wanka.
l can't look. Where are we, Scoob?
-Storeroom.
-Storeroom?
What's a storeroom doing
in a creepy place like this?
l don't know.
Look, that might be a way out.
All quiet out here
ecept for a stampede.
-Back to the storeroom.
-Right.
Get along, cows.
Come on, there, yo.
-Cattle?
-l heard cowboys, but l didn't see any.
lt's weird.
You think that's weird, look.
-Someone's following us.
-Scare them away.
Would you believe a talking cow?
The medicine man.
He's going into the burial mound.
Quick. Down the ladder.
And don't make any noise.
Lots of cows.
Yeah, best thing we can do is
stay here and sit it out.
Something bit me, Scoob.
Like, that's a cow costume.
Yeah.
You're right, Scoob.
That ghostly medicine man won't notice us
out there if we hide in this cow costume.
Hey. Now l know why
they call this a ''cowhide.''
So that's how the flying bull gets out.
What flying bull?
The medicine man was told
to scare someone away.
-We've gotta stop him.
-Right.
Tie that end to the wall ring.
Hey.
Would you believe that's the first time
l ever roped a bull?
Now let's find Shag and Scoob.
Look. What kind of kooky cow is that?
Beats me, but l think l can tell you
what brand it is.
-lt's a Lazy Double S.
-Double S?
S for Scooby, and S for Shaggy.
Both lazy. See what l mean?
That's it. Shaggy and Scooby
just gave us our first clue.
Right.
This whole mystery is starting to add up.
Shag. Scoob. Get back inside.
-Rustlers?
-That's right.
That's why we heard voices
but couldn't see the rustlers.
When they stole cattle,
they wore a cow costume like this one.
So nobody would recognize them.
They used the legend of Tomuka to eplain
why the cattle mysteriously vanished.
You know, two can play at this game.
Right. lf Shaggy and Scooby join the herd
we'll find out who's taking
the cows and where.
-Oh, no.
-lt'll work.
lnstead of a Trojan horse,
you'll be a Trojan cow.
Why us? Like, we can't even speak Trojan.
But all you have to do is moo.
Well, l guess that'll have to do.
Okay, now go on out there.
We'll wait here.
Hey. Hey.
Like, they're taking us cows
away in a truck.
-Turn back, Scoob.
-Yeah.
-Move, cow. Move.
-Move?
Hey, like take it easy, cow, will you?
Oh, no. Shag and Scooby got rustled.
Come on, after them.
The truck took them somewhere
up into those hills.
Okay, in there, branding iron's hot.
-Send the critters out one at a time.
-Right.
Come on, cow, down the ramp.
lt got away. Go after it.
Right.
Turn around, you ornery critter.
Go back.
One of those cows is Shaggy and Scooby.
You got it.
And something got us.
l warned you,
we don't want no snoops around here.
-And the same goes for cattle rustlers.
-What?
The game's over, cowboy.
Uncle Matt, you're okay.
Yeah, l am now.
Somebody yanked me out of the jeep
when Shag and l drove through the tunnel.
l was held prisoner but managed to escape.
And it looks like the sheriff and l
got here just in time.
And that's how they did it.
They branded the Double O over the Lazy S,
leaving no trace.
Good detective work, gang.
Now let's see who they are.
The first one is Sam Farren's foreman.
And this is.
lt's Lenny, the cook.
And this is
Sam Farren?
And we'd have got away scot-clean
if it weren't for that pesky pair
in the cow costume.
Shaggy and Scooby, that was brilliant work.
See you later, kids.
l'll drive this truckload of cows home.
See you at the ranch, Uncle Matt.
What are you two gonna do,
wear that costume home?
Okay, let's go.
Hey.
Like, wait for us.
What goes here?
Jinkies, isn't this one Shaggy and Scooby?
lf you're Shaggy and Scooby,
say something.
-Like, moo.
-Moo too.
Darn. Just as l was beginning
to like the real cow.
Where have you two been
for the past 10 minutes?
Grazing.
Scooby-Dooby-Moo.
[ENGLlSH]
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