Johnny Test (2005) s01e12 Episode Script

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Johnny Test ♪
Johnny got a head
Of fiery hair ♪
And a turbo charged backpack ♪
His genius sisters
Use him like a lab rat ♪
A neat freak dad at home ♪
A super busy mom ♪
The boy's best friend
Is a talking dog ♪
-Talking dog ♪
- That's right ♪
Three extreme teens
And an air breathing shark ♪
Mega action game controller
Skating in the park ♪
A Phero-booster, Bling-Bling ♪
What do we make of this ♪
Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
This is the life of a boy
Named Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
Johnny Test ♪
This is the life of a boy
Named Johnny Test ♪
(FIREWORKS WHISTLE,
RAPID EXPLOSIONS)
Hmm. Nice use
of photonic discharge.
And I appreciate
the cool decals.
I'll give your laser a B-plus.
Class outside is totally
awesome, Professor Slopsink.
Yeah. It's a totally perfect day
to get graded on
our latest projects.
I detest warm, sunny days.
They totally make
my undies pinch.
PROFESSOR SLOPSINK:
Hydraulic eco-skeleton.
Familiar, but effective.
B-minus.
Jet pack.
Retro, but still stylish.
B.
What the ganaton is this?!
It's my Quantum
Chill-a-Cino machine. Have some.
Uh, are you a Mega student?
No. I'm the coffee guy.
But I'm also a part-time genius.
(SOCFFS) I'd hardly call a silly
coffee blender genius.
(LAUGHTER)
Now let's see some
truly ingenious inventions,
like, um
(RUMBLES)
Oh, no!
That's surf talk for "Help!
We can't steer!"
Let's do it again!
Sorry, Professor,
but we needed our brother's help
to demonstrate
our super-cool project.
It's a Self-wave
Generating Surfboard.
It's like surfing
without the surf.
The perfect invention
for summer time fun.
There's already
too much fun in the world!
But it's total genius.
A-plus.
-(SCREECHES)
-You call that genius?!
Fools! You haven't
begun to grasp
the power of my coffee-based
technology!
Hello?
Earth to lowly coffee guy.
Don't quit your day job.
Uh, I'll try some
of your coffee technology.
I'll give you all drinks.
Frozen coffee drinks for free!
(EVIL LAUGHS)
Can I get whipped cream on that?
Uh, maybe I'll save this
for later.
What's in those drinks?
It looks like they've all
come down with a nasty case of--
The Brain Freezer!
Porkbelly's newest
and greatest super-villain!
(EVIL LAUGHS)
Oh, chill out, Brain Freezer.
There's no need
to go all evil on us.
No, it is you
who will chill out
for good!
Hey! She was just
asking you to be cool.
No. You be cool forever!
(EVIL LAUGHS)
And now to steal these
inventions for my own.
To take over Porkbelly,
and then take over the world!
Hey, I've got an idea.
Run!
I mean surf!
I'm totally gettin'
the hang of this thing.
That's right.
Run, I mean, surf away!
But you haven't heard
the last of
the Brain Freezer!
JOHNNY:
Oh, yeah!
Now, head to the girls' lab.
Maybe there's something there
we can use to stop
that crazy coffee guy.
Copy that.
Look! There's Scoots,
the Turbo-Action Backpack,
the Zip Ray,
and the Nacho-Cheese
Accelerator.
Everything we need
to melt the Brain Freezer.
(BEEPS)
It's locked.
And it'll take a genius
to crack this combination.
A genius, huh?
(SIRENS WAILING ON TV)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Well, if it isn't
the young Test boy.
To what do I owe this
unwanted intrusion?
We need your help.
There's a new evil genius
in Porkbelly,
and we've got to stop him!
Now try asking me
another question,
like, why should I care?
We need to know how
to de-encrypt a cybernetics
silicon-jell time lock.
Oh! Well, why don't
you get your beautiful,
yet distantly cold sister
to do it for you?
Oh, because
the Brain Freezer froze her.
What?! I'll be right there!
(GROANS) Darn that transporter!
Hang on! My other leg
will be here any second.
But we gotta get
into the vault now!
I said I'm waiting
for my missing leg.
Ah! Okay. Lead the way.
So how do we get it open?
A computerized code breaker?
A hypo-hydro power drill?
I think I have something
a little more sophisticated
than that.
JOHNNY AND DUKEY:
Dynamite.
BOTH:
Uh
Okay, so I don't.
Fire in the hole!
We totally have enough here
to whip Brain Freezer's
caffeinated butt.
And if we don't,
I took the liberty
of grabbing this
before I left my secret lair.
A firecracker?
A molecular firecracker
which disintegrates
all inorganic matter
within its loud yet(CHUCKLES)
fun-popping audio range.
-How does it work?
-Oh, here, I'll show you.
You could have just told us,
you know!
Okay. Time for plan B.
BOTH:
What's plan B?
I have no idea.
But we've got to find a way
to give the Brain Freezer
a taste of his own medicine.
Wait. That's it!
I hate it when he says that.
We just force-feed
the Brain Freezer
his own Chill-a-Cino,
which you saved for later
and we freeze him.
You know, I have been working
on something
kind of cool and e-vile
back at my lab
that just might help.
Relax. Our legs will be here
in a second.
BOTH:
Yeah, that'll work.
(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
Coffee! Get your nice,
icy coffee drinks!
Get 'em
while they're nice and icy!
Hey! Who are you?
We're the new ice coffee guys.
How about a nice mocha latte,
you freezer you?
Well, wreaking vengeance
did leave me parched.
But why don't we all
have a drink?
Huh? Okay, boss.
-Uh
-(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
Don't worry, Dukey.
These are non-freezing coffees.
Cinnamon.
I want cinnamon.
-(GASPS)
-Uh Um
I'm lactose intolerant.
DUKEY:
Take this one.
But his has sprinkles.
BRAIN FREEZER:
So I want this one!
Uh, I licked that cup already.
How about this one?
BRAIN FREEZER:
No, this one.
This one. I want this one!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I lost track.
But I didn't.
(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
Okay! Great! Drink up, boss!
Ah.
(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
Ha! In your face!
You're totally brain frozen!
Am I really?
(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
Oops. I'm a goner.
Time for you to join
your sisters
-and your hairy friend on ice!
-(CAR HONKING)
No one freezes my sweet Susan
or Johnny
because, well, he's the only one
who'll talk to me
and understands my complexities.
And where were you?
I got lost.
Anyone for a frozen tree-t?
(CHUCKLES) Get it? Tree-t.
Oh!
Ha-ha!
Johnny! Quickly!
Give me something cool to say.
Tell him coffee is served.
But say it tough.
Coffee is serve-ed.
No, wait. No.
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Coffee is serv-ed.
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
No, that's still not it.
How do I say it?
Coffee is served!
What he said.
No. No!
(LAUGHS) And he calls
himself a villain.
Pathetic.
We did it!
Now all we have to do
is unfreeze my sisters,
and Dukey,
and the other geniuses.
Well, I always find that
a nice hot cup of tea
can take the chill off.
Give it up.
I can't believe
you guys saved us.
(SMOOCHES)
What are you doing?!
The only reward that I require
is a smooch from my sweet Susan.
No way!
True, I have newfound
respect for you,
but my kisses are not for sale!
Don't I get any reward
for saving all your lives?!
I can think of one.
Woo-hoo!
Mongo!
(STUTTERS) But how
do you steer this thing?
Lean left!
-No, your other left!
-(EUGENE SHOUTING)
Let's go get some coffee.
Hot! Hot coffee! (LAUGHS)
(ALARM RINGS)
Let's go!
Hello, snowstorm,
and goodbye, school day.
BOTH:
Whoo-hoo!
Uh-oh.
Hey! The weatherman
said massive snow
and massive school closings.
And now I say it looks like
it's off to school, kids.
That massive snowstorm
I predicted passed
north of Porkbelly,
and instead headed our way
as an extreme heat wave.
(LAUGHS) Heat wave? It's winter!
I'm sure you'll get
that one wrong
just like you got
the snowstorm wrong.
And a heat wave is a great time
to enjoy the cool taste
of Red Gush.
Feel the crush of the Gush.
Protective snow gear
so hot.
Ugh! It's wintertime,
and I should be snowboarding
and not having to do
a ton of homework.
What are you gonna do?
It's not like you can
magically make it snow.
BOTH:
Hey, guys.
No, but my sisters can.
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
-Aha!
It is I, Zizrar,
king of the mole people!
We are here to invade the Earth,
and we cannot be stopped
thanks to our special
sun-blocker mole glasses,
now with rhinestones.
Now prepare to be invaded!
Cool sunglasses. Let me see.
(SHRIEKS) Bright light!
Retreat! Retreat!
Dukey, don't I have the smartest
and most beautiful
sisters in the world?
Yes, you do, Johnny.
In fact, I think they're--
The answer's no.
Why are you saying no?
We haven't even
asked for anything.
You're right. We shouldn't be
so quick to judge.
Thanks for the compliment.
Have a nice day.
Well, I guess
there's only one thing to do.
BOTH:
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
-Will you make it snow?
-No.
And all the begging
in the world, Johnny,
will not get us to shoot
water vapor into the air
to shift atmospheric patterns
in order to create snow
in Porkbelly. Got it?!
Hmm. Fear not, my friend
who puts food in my belly
and scratches me behind my ears,
because they've put a challenge
on the table,
and I am the king of begging.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
BOTH:
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
No!
BOTH:
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
No!
BOTH:
Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
No!
Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
Okay! Okay!
We'll give you one snowstorm.
Just please, please,
no more begging.
(MACHINE BEEPING)
SUSAN:
Behold, the instant
snow-making machine.
BOTH:
Snow!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WINGS FLUTTERING)
It's gonna take a while
for the snow to get here,
Johnny.
SUSAN:
Johnny?
Eventually, they will get tired
and fall asleep.
(SNORING)
Huh?
(YELPS)
(WIND HOWLING)
It's snowing!
All right! No school!
BOTH:
Whoo-hoo!
We have returned
to invade the Earth!
And with new protective
sunglasses
that cannot be removed!
(EVIL LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
Retreat again!
(CHEERING)
Man, that was one
awesome snow day!
-I've gotta have another.
-Forget it, Johnny.
There's no way Susan and Mary
will let you use
the snow machine again.
You're right.
So, we won't ask them.
(HUMMING)
Hey.
Isn't that Gil
looking up here and waving?
BOTH:
Gil?! Next door?!
Or was that my perfect Snow-Gil?
Snow days rule!
Well, that is the last time
we fall for the old
Snow-Gil trick.
Definitely.
But it is a great likeness.
BOTH:
Ah! Snow-Gil!
Looks like Porkbelly got hit
with another freaky wave
of unpredicted snow,
and the kids
are enjoying themselves
by leisurely sled riding.
Aha!
We have returned again!
(GRUNTS) Oh, come on!
(GROANS)
Okay. I need just
one more snow day
and then it's back to school,
and then I'll do
all my homework.
Yeah, but there's
absolutely no way
Susan and Mary will fall for
the old Snow-Gil trick again.
Hey! Isn't that
Gil waving again?
What's he doing?
Taking off his shirt
and flexing his muscles.
Whoa! Check out those abs.
BOTH:
Johnny Test!
This is the last time
you will make it snow!
If you say so.
Johnny, how many times
did you hit that button?
I don't know. Why?
WEATHERMAN:
We are now in day 30
of the freaky Porkbelly
marathon snowstorm.
Okay. The bad news is
we've been trapped in
our house for like a month.
But the good news is
I still don't have
to do my homework.
DAD:
Dinner time!
All right! I'm starving!
Here you go, kids. Coat loaf.
Since Porkbelly ran out
of food last week,
tonight we're eating
my leather coat. Enjoy!
Coat loaf?
Who'd wanna eat this?!
Can you pass the ketchup?
I'm a growing boy.
I need protein
that's not from a coat.
There's got to be
something out there!
Okay. I'm sorry
for over-blasting
the Snow-Stormer.
But can't you fire something
up in the air to stop it?
We would,
but the roof to the lab
is frozen shut.
And your little snowstorms
have left all of Porkbelly
without power.
The only thing
that could stop it
would be a heat source
strong enough to melt
the snow. But what?
Hmm.
Aha!
Aha!
Well, if we can't go up
to melt the snow,
then maybe we can go down.
To the Earth-Dozer.
Finally!It is our time
to invade the Earth!
(EVIL LAUGHS)
And with our sunglasses
that don't come off
and with Porkbelly
under 20 feet of snow,
nothing can stop us now!
-Nothing!
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
All right! We give up.
You win once again,
flaming-headed Earth boy.
Yeah, whatever.
Can you guys help us out?
You want our help?
We were thinking
since you control
the Earth's underground,
can you somehow
release the heat
from the Earth's center
to melt all the snow
in Porkbelly?
We'll owe you one.
Ha! What could you
possibly have
that we could want?
He could help us with the plans.
What?! Then forget it.
We will not help you
take over our world.
(LAUGHTER)
Take over your
Take over your That's funny!
We have better things to do
than take over your world.
Then what do you want?
(CHUCKLES) We just want
to invade the surface
to get some Red Gush
for our fiesta.
Deal!
Soldiers!
Open the thermal tunnels!
JOHNNY:
It's working!
Hey, so where will
all the snow go when it melts?
Oh, that's a good question.
Hmm. Where will all
the melted snow go?
Ooh! I know!
It'll flow down
the mole holes and
Uh-oh.
(MOLES SCREAMING)
Now I need a favor from you.
Well, now that all the snow
has finally melted away,
people no longer
have to eat coat loaf.
And kids, you better
get that homework done
'cause tomorrow
it's back to school
(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
ZIZRAR:
Fiesta!
Can you keep it down?
I've got homework to do.
Well, we could.
But this is my favorite song!
(VOLUME INCREASES)
Come on! It's a fiesta!
Yee-haw!
Well, I should have
seen this coming.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)